It’s also possible to make it in Hollywood without a reality show. When I came up in this business, when you made a sex tape you were embarrassed and you hid it under your bed. If you take naked pictures of yourself on your cell phone, you hide your face, people. Hide your face
—  Reese Witherspoon at the MTV Movie Awards
A couple of years ago, I got into a really toxic relationship with this girl who had the most stunning green eyes I had ever seen. OK, “relationship” is a bit of a stretch; mostly we just shagged like hyenas. And, well, “girl” isn’t exactly accurate either. I later learned that she was a humanoid battle bot. But I couldn’t get enough of her. Maybe it was the way she played the flute, all stone-faced and hard-ass like a legit pied piper. Maybe it was the way she ate cherries in he most menacing way you’ve ever seen. And goddamn, she could work a game of truth or dare. Anyway, the last time we hooked up, she burst into flames. At first, I thought it was just our chemistry. (My body is pretty sick, to be honest.) But then I realized someone threw a sparkler through the window right at her face. And I guess it was her eyes that had me under the Imperius Curse, because as soon as she went blind from those firecrackers, I snapped back into myself and realized she was ruining my life. I ended up in jail because the cops were convinced I was the one who had attacked her. It wasn’t so bad, really. They had free do-rags. Before I got sent away, though, I got myself a tattoo as a reminder that I was free from that bitch forever. ~ Heather Hogan on tattoos

Oh Kyu…..I’m speechless!


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