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BTS Reaction #36 - Their wife being pregnant and they find her adorable

anon asked: Hello! I was wondering if you could do a BTS Reaction to how cute they think their s/o looks pregnant (waddling, looking like you strapped a disco ball to the front of you, your shirts ride up when you reach for something, etc…) lol sorry I didn’t know if I should give examples or not :S .. Anyways  Thank you so much!! ♡ :)   ~this is my first time requesting I’m sorry! ♡

Seokjin: “I always joke around babe, but I’m dead serious when I say I want to paint your stomach to look like a basketball right now.”

He’s constantly touching your stomach, amazed at the size that it’s getting. He also gets really mushy and teary eyed quite often, telling you spontaneously how absolutely stunned he is that this is his life and how lucky he feels to have you and now the baby.

Originally posted by pjmksj

Namjoon: He’s constantly looking to other people around the two of you as you walk around, giggling and pointing out to them how cute you are.

“DID YOU SEE HER WADDLE LIKE A PENGUIN?! HOW CAN SOMEONE BE THAT CUTE!?”

You’d have to occasionally swat the back of his head to get him to stop grinning and giggling at you like a moron.

Originally posted by joonjuly

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anonymous asked:

first of all, your writing is so so cute i could just die ♥ second of all, if it's not too much trouble, could i please request for nameless tfp insecticons growing increasingly enamored with the amoral scientist™ human who's been working with / for the decepticons ?? perhaps they express their interests in bizarre and somewhat disturbing ways, and while anyone else would be creeped out, said human actually finds it really cute an endearing ?? thank you so much, and keep up the great work ♪

This is making me laugh cos the human is just ‘awww look at that scary bug’ and meanwhile Decepticon command is like ‘oh they’re sneaky I see this plan to overthrow us’

Insecticons TFP

At first the insecticons (or the select few you saw most of) didn’t like you. At all. Humans were strange creatures that they wanted nothing to do with- did you wave? Was that a wave? Were you mocking them somehow? You had to be mocking them, you should be at least a little scared of them. Their curiosity was piqued, they had to know why you bothered being friendly. After that, they would show up randomly in your little lab to watch you, making threatening noises if you tried to come too close. They eventually relaxed as you casually spoke to them, unperturbed by their appearance. A few of them (the ones who came by most often), even started to like you

After that it became a game for the ones who liked you to see who could woo you first. Most of their advances went straight over your head (wing movements to imply romantic interest, specific chittering or purring noises, etc.), but the strange gifts they would leave you were impossible to ignore. Most of them were things only an insecticon would find useful or nice, but the gesture was there and you were sure to thank them for the sweet gift. They couldn’t understand why you weren’t reacting the way another insecticon would, but the bright smile and little hug was worth it 

Other cons like Knockout and Starscream couldn’t understand why you were so nice to the insecticons, and in turn why they were so tame around you. Whenever anyone else went on a mission with them, they seemed so aggressive, but with you they were practically giant puppies. Still terrifying to look at, but you didn’t seem to see it that way. You could walk right up to them and pet their mandibles, getting a purr in response instead of a growl. They would even pick you up with those scary claws and you just laughed, completely unafraid. It was truly shocking to the Nemesis crew

Whether or not you saw them as strange pets or some sort of friend, cons like Starscream and Megatron didn’t know. But either way, they were both keeping an optic on you, because with so many insecticons loyal to you, you could be a dangerous enemy that neither really wanted to deal with 

Drunk Sex || Mark Tuan ||

You were home all day alone because Mark had practice. He didn’t even wake you up to say goodbye in the morning because when you woke up, he wasn’t there and there was a note on his pillow. Currently, you’re sitting on the couch in comfy gym shorts, one of Mark’s shirts with socks on while your hair is in a messy bun.

“Where is he? The note said he’d be home around this time. I hope he didn’t go drinking again.” You groaned as you clicked through the tv channels. You stopped on a drama named To Be Continued. You’ve already watched the whole series but you love ASTRO too much to not watch it again.

“They are so cute oh my god I could die.” You squealed, not knowing that Mark had come through the door.

“So you want them and not me?” He slurred as he stumbled through the door. You sighed and got up to walk over to him.

“Baby you know I love you and you know that they’re just friends. And what did I say about drinking after practice.” You stated as you fixed his messy hair. Mark grabbed the collar of your shirt and pulled you closer to him. Your body was now against his as he brought his face closer to yours.

“But I bet they can’t make you scream louder than a stadium of fangirls.” He whispered as he kissed you roughly. Breaking the kiss, he pushed you back onto the couch and crawled on top of you.

“Is that my shirt?”

“M-Maybe…..why?”

“Because it looks cute on you.” He said before he attacked your neck with kisses. You felt your cheeks heat up at what he said. Mark made his way down your neck to your collar bone, finding your sweet spot making you moan.

“Mark~” You moaned as he took off your shirt and bra and started to play with your breasts. His mouth was on the right one while his hand was on the left one. He switched between them, giving them both equal attention. Mark threw off his shirt and unbuckled his belt and threw his pants somewhere in the room. Ripping your shorts and shirt off, he left you in only your panties.

“Wet already baby?” Mark hummed as he saw the wet spot on your panties. You blushed lightly and looked away. Mark slid your panties down your legs and threw them in the corner of the room. You moaned loudly as he started to lick your wet pussy.

“Ahhh……M-Mark…more…” You moaned as your hands gripped his hair. He threw off his boxers to show his hard member.

“I need you in me Mark.” You whispered.

“What did you say baby? I didn’t hear you.” He teased as he rubbed his tip against your wet womanhood.

“I……I NEED YOU INSIDE ME MARK.” You yelled as he slammed into you, sending a wave of sensation through your body. It did hurt at first but went away after a few minutes.

“F-Fuck…..so…..ngh….tight.” Mark groaned as he went faster.

“Fuck Mark…..you’re so big…..ahhh~” You moaned as he kissed your neck, leaving a hickey on your sweet spot.

After a few minutes, you felt a familiar knot form in your stomach as you knew you were close.

“M-Mark…..I’m so…..c-close~” he nodded as he was close as well. You could tell because his thrusts got sloppy and his breathing was uneven. You felt his member twitch inside you and that sent you over the edge.

“Scream my name baby~” Mark groaned as he placed your leg on his shoulder, giving him access to your g-spot.

“MARK……YES MARK……RIGHT THERE…….DONT STOP!” You screamed as he rammed into your g-spot over and over again.

“Who fucks you so good?!” Mark half yelled as he started thrusting sloppier.

“YOU DO!” You screamed as you were so close to your climax.

“What’s my name?!” Mark yelled as he came inside you.

“MARK~” you screamed as you came with him. Both of you were out of breath as Mark pulled out of you and sat next to you on the couch.

“Baby, that was great.” He panted as you laid your chest on his head and he played with your hair.

“Wait for it jagiya~” you hummed as you waited for the old lady who lives next door to scream at you. You were right.

“I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU KIDS TO KEEP IT DOWN! IN TRYING TO SLEEP!” She screamed. You sighed.

“Time to apologize.” You wrapped a blanket around your body and walked out of your apartment to the one next door where Mrs. Lee lives. You knocked on her door.

“Oh, it isn’t Mark this time. He’s such a nice boy. Nice body too.” She laughed.

“You have no idea Mrs. Lee. Anyways I wanted to apologize for the noise. It’s been a very long week for the both of us.” You apologized as you have her a small bow.

“You are forgiven. Me and my husband haven’t done it in years.” She replied as she gave her husband a glare. That turned this situation awkward and your blanket dress was falling.

“Well, I have to go back to Mark now. Good luck with your husband.” You said as you ran back to your apartment to see Mark not in the living room. You wondered where he went as you wondered into the bedroom. He was sitting on the bed, still naked, in a sexy position.

“You ready for round two baby?” He asked in a seductive voice. You felt shivers go down your spine.

“You bet.” You said as you climbed into the bed.
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a/n: this is probably the shittiest one yet. im sorry, you all might want some bleach to go with this shit. Monsta X smut is next in honor of Shine Forever that’s MY NEW FAVORITE MONSTA X SONG! anyways, sorry for scarring you for life.

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Cuddle Drabbles Part 1

Word Count: 560

Warnings: None!

Summary: Sleepless nights generally lead to hanging out with Bucky. 

A/N: I’m ridiculously excited to share something with you guys! It’s been a while since I’ve posted any of my writing! This is a drabble series – because I needed 28 ways to cuddle with Bucky, tbh.

Please be gentle! This is my first time posting for Marvel and for Bucky! Constructive criticism is ALWAYS welcome! I’m tagging @bovaria cuz she got me in this trash pile and I love her!

Originally posted by stuckybarnesrogers

(This is so cute, I could die. Goddamnit, Seb. You life ruiner.)


Sleepless nights weren’t so bad now that you’d decided to move into the tower with the rest of the Avengers. Sam had told you that it would be for the best. He could keep his eye on you (God, he could be such a mom), and you could strengthen your friendships with the other heroes.

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Rowan Blanchard:
. Queen
. Fantastic actress
. Cutest thing you ever did see
. So sweet
. Total dork
. But like she’s our dork and we love her
. Literally so fucking fierce I can’t
. Uses her voice to do good
. Constantly slays my existence with her intelligence
. Out spoken activist
. Fierce intersectional feminist
. #blacklivesmatter supporter
. Woke af
. So so educated
. Beautiful role model
. Wish I was like her when I was 14
. I want to be her when I grow up

Carmen Blanchard:
. Queen
. Adorable
. Literally so cute I could die
. #blacklivesmatter supporter
. Actual sweetheart
. So educated
. Like she’s twelve
. And she’s so woke and enlightened
. Like wow
. LITERALLY SO ENLIGHTENED
. Called out and fucking ended a 19 year old with her intelligence
. Actual queen
. Literally everything

Amir Mitchell-Townes
. Actual King
. Literally slays our existences with every Instagram post
. Fantastic actor
. Makes music that is good af
. Son of the legendary DJ Jazzy Jeff
. Cancer survivor
. Literally beat cancer at the age of eleven
. Fucking kicked it’s ass
. Fuck cancer
. Literally so fucking woke
. #blacklivesmatter supporter
. Literally educated so many people about it on his Instagram
. Literally so badass
. But like also adorable
. Like an actual puppy

Uriah Shelton:
. Trash
. A shitstain
. Does not deserve to be in their ethereal presences

sunlightisforplants  asked:

Your monster AU gives me life (pun because half of them are dead), but I'm especially in love with vampire Boi Conan/Shinchi and his baby bat form. It's so hosh dark hecking cute I could die. Question: does the baby bat form cling to Ran? Because I know bat pups cling to their mothers stomachs when not flying. Would he hang out on her hat? (I love all your art I need you to know that too thanks)

Thank you! A big part of it is ideas exchanged around with my friends, so it’s really fun to worldbuild around something so silly we all liked a lot!

To answer your question - Yes! Yes he would. I doodled him hanging from her hat before as multiple bats, here it is all by itself

But he’d likely cling to her cloak also (especially inside when it’s super sunny!). We were talking over singular and multiple bats, and came to the conclusion that he can do both of these, but almost never does singular, so he doesn’t have much practice on it and struggles.

Also, the inside the coat thing lets these two dorks do this

Thank you so much for your compliments! <3 it means a lot

Kuki ( @aonomiki ), Presume ( @presumenothing ), Jube ( @mad-freakin-genius ) and Patsu ( @theforbodingboglands ) have all been part of this as well and contributed, so I can’t take credit for all the ideas myself B)

Also, if i forgot anyone else atm bc I’m a dumb, slap me

Kagehina Week - Mutual Pining

Hinata was used to the confessions. That is, he was used to Kageyama getting confessions. The first time it happened Hinata was surprised. He was walking down the hall and saw Kageyama with a girl, hidden behind a corner. At first, Hinata thought the girl was scolding Kageyama for doing something dumb. He smiled at the thought, loving to see his rival get told off. The smile faded when he saw the girl bow and hand Kageyama a letter. When Hinata realized it was a confession he did a 180 and hurried away. He stormed into the bathroom and looked at himself in the mirror. His face was red which he attributed to the running so he splashed himself repeatedly with cold water.

“I’m just surprised, that’s all,” he said to himself. “I never thought Kageyama would get a confession. I don’t care, I’m just surprised.”

Kageyama never mentioned the confession and Hinata did his best to forget about it.

**

The second time was right after practice. The duo was walking to the school gate when a girl stopped them. She was quite short and had long black hair, much like one would describe the typical Japanese High School Anime Girl. She was thin and slightly shorter than Hinata.

“Kageyama-kun,” she choked out to get their attention “This is for you,” she said and bowed down, handing Kageyama a letter. Feeling awkward, Hinata patted him on the back and walked away. He waited by his bicycle, doing his best to avoid looking at him.

“What are you waiting for, dumbass? “Kageyama’s voice called out to him.

“What did she want?” he asked as he pushed his bicycle.

“To give me a letter. I refused though,” Kageyama’s comment shocked him

“What do you mean you refused it?” Hinata’s eyes were wide and his eyebrows were up to his hairline.

Kageyama raised an eyebrow at Hinata’s question. “Why wouldn’t I? I’m too busy with volleyball to date.“

Hinata whistled out, his heart filled with relief. “That’s true! We need to practice really hard to get to the Nationals!” he jumped up and down.

Kageyama rolled his eyes and shoved his hands in his pockets “Shut up, dumbass.”

**

The third confession came the day before their game against Datekou. Hinata was walking to the gym when he saw Kageyama talking to a girl. Being the curious little shit he was, he rushed towards them and hid behind a corner, shamelessly eavesdropping.

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My Top 11 for P101 S2

(as of 170530)

I’ve seen a lot of people do this and it’s interesting to read what people write. My top 11′s been jotted down for a while and I just want to give my 2 cents.

My Top 11 (in no particular order)

  1. Kim Jonghyun - THE LEADER WE NEED BUT DON’T DESERVE. The dude’s been team leader THREE TIMES (someone said that MNet should just give him a shirt with an L printed on it since he’s pretty much the leader by default). Great personality, hard worker, ridiculously humble. Raps and dances well.
  2. Kang Daniel - One of the most solid all-rounders and DID I MENTION HOT??? Basically he doesn’t lack anything. Fierce on stage and soft backstage. He has a good relationship with the trainees and they say he’s really nice.
  3. Hwang Minhyun - BOYFRIEND MATERIAL. Can sing beautifully and dance. He has a “know-how” and sensibility that was recognized even by the instructors. Really positive and considerate. VISUALS AND HEIGHT TO SPARE.
  4. Ong Seongwoo - One of P101′s top meme picks. Amazing at singing and dancing. Great stage presence and facial expressions. And he’s HILARIOUS. How he’s fine with making himself look dumb as long as others laugh is one of his most wonderful personality traits.
  5. Park Woojin - MY PERSONAL TOP PICK. HOW CAN A GUY WHO IS SO QUIET BACKSTAGE BE SO CHARISMATIC ON STAGE??? Honestly, he was born to perform. All his expressions while dancing are on point. He’s constantly gaining new fans. Amazing versatile dancer. Great at rap. His snaggle tooth is so cute I could die. His determination and drive are incredible (how did he perform with shingles??? Like???) He’s dreamed of being an idol since he was like 2. Kid needs to debut.
  6. Kim Jaehwan - Vocals. Need I say more? His singing is HEAVENLY, definitely one of the best on the show. A lot of people doubt him and say he’s better off solo, but he proved with Sorry Sorry that he can adapt well (I personally D.O. sounds like a solo artist but he fits with EXO). Lacking in dancing experience but he’ll be fine.
  7. Park Jihoon - He’s basically the face of P101 right now. Not just a “visual” trainee. I mean, yes he’s absolutely adorable and charming and lovable, but he also dances REALLY well. I don’t know if he raps or sings or both, but his singing wasn’t too bad during Boys In Luv. He’s humble, hardworking, and great at self-promoting. A fan-attracting magnet.
  8. Lee Daehwi - A literal walking fluff. Cute inside and out. I love just love his energy. His skills are solid with great singing and dancing. Not to mention he can also COMPOSE. He’s very charming and know how to show it off on stage. He’s so young and far from his family, and he’s endured so much hate TTTT I admire his strength a lot
  9. Lai Guanlin - Baby chick’s skills aren’t up to par with the rest, but his spot in the top 11 is pretty much cemented. I actually like him a lot as a person, and there’s a lot of potential in this guy. It really came out during Fear (his lyrics crushed my heart TTTT). Visuals for days and a clean image to boot.
  10. Yoon Jisung - One of my faves since the very beginning. He has such a bright and positive personality. He’s one of the funniest and entertaining trainees and is a natural at variety. Mood maker. It’s obvious that all the other guys absolutely adore him. His vocals are really good, and the instructors said he was the most stable one during Downpour. He takes good care of the younger guys and he was so supportive of Hyunbin during the position evals. A wonderful human. NOT JUST A MEME.
  11. Samuel Kim - Need I say more? Undeniable high skill level. One of the best (if not THE best) dancers on the show. But his chances of getting into the top 11 seem pretty low atm :( Still, we can hope

Others

  • Bae Jinyoung - He’s not one of my favorites, but I wouldn’t really mind if he gets in as long as my top picks are there too. He’s voice is very different (deeper?) from the other vocals, which would add a nice variety of tones in the group.
  • Jung Sewoon - Adorable Ponyo. Great at singing and also not to bad at dancing since he trains at Starship. He has such a cute image that idk if he’d suit mature or sexy concepts if B.O.I. goes that route. Otherwise, he’d be a nice addition to the team, but his rank keeps slipping
  • Lee Gunhee - I just love this guy. He has some of the best reaction faces on the show. He’s tall and cute. and he can SING. I don’t think his vocals get appreciated enough?????? He’s only trained for 6 months! Incredible! And trainees say he’s really nice and “hip” LMAO. His rank is pretty low, thought, but I hope he can at least get into the top 22.
  • Kang Dongho - I love him and he’s a great singer, but it would probably become a big issue if B.O.I. debuts with 3 Nuest members :( Similar can be said with Choi Minki.
  • Kim Yongguk - The new dark horse. His rank rose so rapidly and he’s doing so well in unofficial polls that I actually don’t think it would be impossible for him to enter the top 11. Sings beautifully and has QUITE a nice face ;)
  • Ahn Hyungseob - One of my first baes. Really great stage presence and expressions, and most importantly, a high aptitude to learn. One of the hardest workers. But his rank has fallen a lot. I expect to see him in the top 22.

Regardless of if I mentioned them, I love all the trainees and I hope they all have bright, successful futures!

How to spot reposts

I get that not everybody can tell whether something is a repost, and that’s fine. So, here’s a handy little guide to clue you in before you decide to reblog something, and have it end up on the original creator’s dash and subsequently bring a tear to their eye. If you don’t care at all – keep scrolling. Don’t bother asking me about it. I’m tired of seeing my shit stolen.

Do the gifs all have the same style?

  • The majority of repost sets will be gifs pilfered from all over the place. Pinterest, twitter, what-have-you. ThEy fOunD thEM oN gOogLe etc etc. Does the set you’re about to reblog have a mish-mash of black and white gifs along with full colour? Click on the gifs – are they all the same size? No? Are they laid out in a bizarre manner? Probably a repost. 

Is it just a single gif with some banal statement underneath it? 

  • A lot of reposters simply can’t help but express their admiration for a celebrity, and the only way they can truly achieve that is to repost a single gif that thEY fOuND oN GoOgLE with some sort of statement similar to “he’s so cute i could die *insert adorable emoji here*” etc etc. Probably a repost.

How have they tagged? 

  • This one is usually a dead giveaway. Established gifmakers know how to tag. They put the important shit in the first five tags, and the set is usually tagged with an edit tag, too. In the case of Gotham, this tag is #gothamedit. They’ll also usually tag with #mine, #my gifs, etc. Reposters do not know how to tag. You’ll perhaps get a character name, a show name, and then a bunch of tag bait such as #creepy, #funny, #cute, etc etc. They very rarely tag with #mine, etc, thankfully – unless they’ve gone to great lengths to slap some ugly-ass text over it or they’ve managed to *gasp* crop it into a different size all by themselves, but, that’s a whole ‘nother issue.

What’s their blog like?

  • Generally, reposters repost All. The. Fucking. Time. Their entire blog will be reposts. They’re also usually rocking a default theme. Are the styles all similar? Bet not. See above.