so-cheeky

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@quidditchleaguenet‘s august challenge: house quidditch members -

the slytherin quidditch team’s snapchat, run by reserve seeker terence higgs, is full of unexpected shenanigans and expected trash-talking [click for captions!]

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THIS PART ALWAYS GETS ME

have you ever heard of the willie wagtail?

they’re a species of tiny asshole Australian bird that don’t know how small they are and spend 80% of their time picking fights with animals bigger than them, and the other 20% taunting cats by shaking their little butts and yelling

look

god gave them eyebrows so the world would know they’re always down to fight

no fear