I know some of you nasties are going to take one look at that dva skin and start making some gross ass art for lack of footwear. just like the mercy skin, y’all gonna look at dva, get your perv on, and make sfm’s that will send your ass to hell. I just ask blizzard, I ask overwatch- why? why are you putting us through this again? was mercy’s glitched sandals not enough? now we Gotta deal with sweaty ass men with foot fetishes drooling over dva’s skin in game and in the tags? please I can only handle so much nonsense. you should be ashamed Jeff Kaplan. u coulda gave my girl some no slip mega grip booties for her, but instead u have her barefoot ass chillin in the mech! as if sfm artists dont imagine enough hoopla, now my girl dva is gonna be done double dirty. and what is my gay ass gonna do? sit here and accept it because she still looks cute as fuck in those heart shaped glasses. my ass is whipped.
Summary: they thought it would be a funny prank to bring a celebrity back home with you for your high school reunion, but you never imagined who you could fool; not even yourself.
Word Count: a nostalgic 4k+
“Oh, come on! It’ll be fun, Y/N!”.
“No, no, no way. Absolutely not.”
“Everyone will be shocked! You’ll definitely be the coolestgirl in school!”
“Oh, fuck off.” You rolled your eyes at your Hollywood friends, Tom, Jacob, Haz, and Zendaya, all huddled around your laptop reading an invitation to your high school’s five-year reunion, “It’s only been five years, why are we already meeting? Who has even accomplished anything yet?”
You scanned over the email invitation, linking you to a Facebook event page. Clicking on it you can see that already 400 people out of your graduating class of 700+ were going to be there. Wild. You couldn’t really even process what it would be like to go back to your hometown, see the old familiar sights, and be surrounded by the faces you grew up with.
“But just imagine showing up with me,” Tom’s voice resounded behind you, coated with a little bit of charm, and cocky sarcasm. His hands were gripping the back of your chair, rocking you back and forth.
★ When the rebellion group helped him escape, he just ended up sticking with them and eventually became one of the best fighters there???
★ He doesn’t have any idea where his dad is, but scavenges through old Galran tech to hopefully find out.
★ The group is pretty much amazed by humans and low-key terrified of them bc of Matt
★ He dislocated his shoulder once and the group was like, “it’s horrible to see another one go,,,,” and Matt was just like “???? i can put it back in place????”
Matt: Guys,,,,stop crying,,,,this can be fixed,,,,,
Rebellion leader: i saw a dear friend die bc of that, there is no survival
Matt: *silently puts in back in place*
★ He has a scar over his right eye bc of the Galra
★ The Galra also found out he needed glasses and basically went, “well we can’t have The Champions friend like this!” and injected some weird shit into his eyes. Matt no longer needs glasses, but his eyes change colors depending on his mood and who he’s talking too
★ Matt, talking to keith as his eyes turn red: And so– why the fuck are you pulling out your sword?
★ Keith, seeing Matt’s eyes turning yellow as he talks to Hunk: “Uhm guys? Are we sure that Matt isn’t Galra?”
“I am right here”
★ When he first heard of Voltron his main thought was, “Well that sounds lit” but when he hears that ‘The Champion’ aka Shiro is their leader, he immediately turns into that Mr.Krabs meme
★ Somehow some people find a picture of the paladins and everybody is just “???? the tiny one resembles matt”
★ Matt automatically realizes it’s Katie and that the red paladin is Keith and just,,,screams for roughly 5 hrs
★ Why is everyone he knows up in space? He has no fucking clue but w/e
★ Makes it a personal mission to track down Voltron for himself and the rebellion
★ They end up showing up eventually to make allies
★ The Paladins talk to some civilians first, so Allura and Coran meet up with the Rebellion leader
“Number 5?! How’d you get here so quickly??” “Funny story actually,,,”
The real Pidge shows up like 0.5 seconds later
Pidge//Katie, tearfully: “MATT”
Matt, nearly sobbing: Oh shit waddup
★ Keith screams at him for a solid 10 minutes before tearing up
“It’s okay. I know you’re gay and texan already, Keith”
“I fucking hate you”
★ There’s a tie between whether Pidge or Shiro cried more
★ Allura: I’m princess Allura and you are? Matt: single and willing–i meAN MATT
★ **Takes in Katie’s appearance** “Well, one of us is going to have to change”
★ **Inspecting Shiro’s arm** “Yo, your weapon is just a bitch slap”
★ “,,,,,you guys do realize Allura just picked your lions off of your clothes right???” “No she–holy shit”
★ “whY DON’T YOUR LIONS HAVE SEAT BELTS?! YOU’RE GONNA DIE AT 6 SHIRO”
He essentially spends his time pointing out problems with basically everything tbh
★ “Why does Voltron represent the olympic rings??”
★ He realizes Keith has a crush on Lance in like a couple of days
“weLL I HEARD YOU GOT A SPECIAL SOMEONE ON THE SIDE, KEITH”
“Listen here, you piece of shit”
★ Slowly comes to the realization that he likes both Shiro and Allura
“Coran have you ever heard of a pickle?”
★ He helps Coran around the castle and stuff
“And this is the Teludav” “Y’all have fucking teletubbies here?”
★ Him and Hunk team up to annoy Shiro and Lance with puns
“I’m just over the moon with excitement”
“Aren’t you glad i’m not lion in the cold depths of space??”
★ Him and Slav get along pretty well
Shiro hates it
★ “In this timeline, there is a 42% chance of you getting together with the two of them.” “Thanks buddy”
★ “Why did you choose five kids to defend the universe there’s so many ways this could go wrong”
★ Him and Hunk set up the lions to play “What’s new pussycat?” 7 times with one “It’s not unusual” before resuming ‘What’s new pussycat?’
“For years, scientist have wondered if you can make 3 teens, 1 adult, and 3 aliens weep tears of joy by playing Tom Jones’ “It’s not unusual”.”
★ Lance is amazed by how smooth his skin is
Like, you’ve been in space for 2 years???? And majority of that was with the Galra??? Tell me your secret
★ Everyone figures out Matt’s crush on both Allura and Shiro and try to get them together
One plan consisted of a rock, 15 cups of nunvil, and a very upset bounty group.
★ Matt actually likes nunvil
★ The Lions all take a liking to him and everyone would be salty, but he looks adorable when he talks to them so they deal with it
★ Pidge voice: I’ve banned Hunk because he kept messing with my shit but now— Matt voice: yO I GOT MARIO KART RUNNING ON THIS
★ He appreciates the fact that Hunk points out all the weird shit that’s going on while everyone else just accepts it
★ “Do you think i could install the internet to my mind?” ★ **sees all the upgrades Pidge added to Green** “yO—YO!”
★ Anytime Shiro or Allura do anything remotely romantic to him, ‘What the heck i gotta do’ starts blasting from the Green Lion
★ Allura called his ears cute once, and nobody saw him for 6 hrs until Lance found him frantically grabbing Altean romance novels while whispering, “what does it mean?!”
★ They go to a planet where it’s considered normal to have more than one partner
Coran convinces the newly dubbed “Poly triangle” to pretend they’re actually dating for reasons unknown
They pull it off so well that the Aliens eventually ask when they’re gonna get married
Everyone had vastly different reactions
★ “You guys are fighting Zarkon right? Why don’t you just turn him Zarkoff?”
★ Hunk voice: Um, guys, what are those things? Obviously annoyed Matt voice: Aliens. Different ranges of offended Allura, Coran and Keith voices: Excuse me?
★ “I’m fucking tired. beam me up, Scotty”
★ Keith, kneeling down on one knee: “Matt, Allura, will you do me the honor of marrying my stupid brother?”
★ “Voltron? More like Dabtron.”
“How do I return a brother?”
★ “caTCH THESE GAY HANDS ZARKON”
★ Tried to convince Shiro to let him Pidge and Hunk install a laser gun sound effect or the lightsaber noise to his arm
★ Once, he finally found the courage to tell Shiro and Allura that he liked them but they mistook it as him saying he enjoyed their company or smth along those lines
He tried to throw himself out the airlock afterwards
★ Lotor eventually shows up and everyone is tense bc he’s shown interest in the Blue Lion
★ Lotor sees Matt, and just pushes Lance out of the way: Hello there ;)
Everyone pretends not to notice Shiro’s eye twitch and Allura breaking the weapon she was holding
Lance was offended at first but seeing their reactions made it worth it
★ Matt is oblvious to Lotor’s attempts though
Everytime he gets close, Matt just assumes it’s some weird galra thing
★ “Raindrops on roses, Allura’s white hair, Shiro’s back muscles and Allura’s eyes. These two could probably kick his ass and they’re a few of Matt’s favorite things”
★ Obviously exasperated Pidge voice: You guys just need to bone Stern Matt voice: What did you say? Pleading Hunk voice: Please don’t say it again Not Caring Pidge voice: I said you guys need to bone Shocked, Furious Matt voice: B O N E!?
★ They visit a planet with very tall aliens and of course shenanigans ensure
★ Keith voice: Y’know Allura, Shiro, you should probably hold Matt’s hand, so he can’t get lost everyone around here is pretty tall
**Disappointed, obviously knows what you’re doing Shiro Glare**
Completely oblivious, already grabbing Matt’s hand Allura voice: Of course! We wouldn’t want that!”
**Undignified, silent squeal from Matt**
★ Hunk voice: The stars sure are beautiful tonight Lance voice: Y’know what else is beautiful? Pidge and Keith voices: A loving relationship between Matt, Shiro and Allura
★ Eventually, the time comes where there’s a serious fight that both Shiro and Allura have to go through alone, and Matt freaks tf out and terribly confesses to the both of them:
“Okay, listen tf up. I can’t do that dramatic thing where I pull you down and kiss you and say, ‘Come back to me’ since there’s two of you. But I will say that I love you both, and if you dont come back i’m taking out the entire Galran Empire myself”
★ Allura and Shiro are both shocked but Matt is already fast walking away so they can’t say anything
They come back and make a beeline for him
“LISTNE IVE KNOWN HIM LONGER PRINCESS”
“I QUIZNAKING SAVED YOUR BUTT BACK THERE I GET TO KISS HIM FIRST”
Allura makes it to him first
★ Keith cries, Pidge and Hunk pull out a confetti cannon they made for this occasion, Lance falls to his knees in victory, Coran pulls out a cake. Everything is good in the Universe.
I'm not sure do you want to write it, because it's a little bit connected with wet dreams of RFA and Saeran's fic when he spies on MC's phone call, but maybe you want to write a request where RFA+V+Saeran and MC not together, but are very close, and s\o overhears how MC tells her friend about a certain nsfw fantasy about them and try to fulfill it. Btw, I love your works! You are amazing!
Wet dreams again! And with this one, the “wet dreams” trilogy is now complete! I did this one as mini-fics to celebrate, LOL (not really, I just got carried away as usual)
RFA + Saeran and V overhearing MC talking about her wet dreams with them (NSFW-ish?)
Come on, you don’t have to blush so much! You know you’re probably not the only
girl in this country that had wet dreams about Zen, right?”
but it’s different. I’m not just his
fan, I’m his friend. And he was a fucking butler, for fuck’s sake!”
You have a thing for butlers. Big news: we all do after watching Kuroshitsuji.”
“Yeah, and my mind keeps
playing a hentai version of it. With Zen! And… less wet, you know how hentais
are all wet and the censored version shows a girl being fucked by a bunch of
pixels? Yeah… my dream was nothing like that.”
“Oh… no pixels? So how…
how did it look?”
“Perfect… just like him…”
you sigh and chug the rest of your beer, watching as she laughs and says you’re
a dirty little bitch, and that’s why she loves you.
Zen feels… oddly
embarrassed. His fans have no chill in talking how handsome and sexy he is, and
how he is always in their dreams, but you’re right, you’re not just a fan, you’re
his friend. And though you never really hid you think he’s attractive, you never
told him you think he’s perfect, that his… dick… is perfect! Oh my… so much information
to deal! He was just trying to find you two in this after party with some of
his colleague actors, and here are the things he found out: hentais are all wet,
girl talk is kinda funny, girl talk makes him feel oddly shy when he happens to
be the subject of it, you think he’s perfect. He and his perfect dick serving
you in your dreams… oh, dreams are such powerful happenings, aren’t they? He
has psychic dreams once in a while… what about you?
“Hey, I finally found you
two, ladies. Ready to go home?” he tries to act casually, but he’s seeing you
on a whole different light.
“Yeah, let’s go. It’s
kinda late.” Your friend says, getting up of her chair. “Oh, but let me just
fangirl a little over that guy who played salesman #2. I’ll… meet you guys
outside.” She doesn’t even give you time to say anything and just vanish out of
“Enjoying the party,
babe?” oh… even calling you ‘babe’ feels differently now. What did he call you
in your dream? Madam?
“Yeah, it’s been great,
Zen! Thanks for letting us crash into this party, the musical was… fabulous,
you’re so talented.”
“Thanks. Here, let me
help you with your coat.”
“Oh, no need to, I’m
“Come on, it’s a pleasure
to service you.” Your eyes widen as you look away. Oh… he had no idea his
little tease would make him feel as aroused as you. “Anything else I can do for
“N-no, I’m fine. Let’s
get my friend before she ‘accidentally trips and falls into some of your
colleagues arms.” He chuckles at your attempt of brushing it out whatever wild
thoughts your mind is going through. What wouldn’t he give to hear them all?
You let your friend at
her place and then he walks you to yours. Somehow you managed to go back to your
usual, funny, bubbly self. You two stop at the door of your building.
“Thanks for the night,
“My pleasure.” He bows
before you, smirking as he sees you pressing your legs against each other. “So, what about joining me tomorrow night to help
me practice my lines? I think you’ll really like this new project.”
“Sure! I would love to!
Who will you play?”
“A butler.” He says
bluntly, trying not to laugh at your eyes blinking non-stop and your half ajar
mouth, your reaction is…ugh, perfect. “Good night, babe. Have sweet dreams.”
Your answer comes out
almost in a whisper. And as he starts walking, hearing you go inside your
building, he sighs in amusement. Your friend loves you because you’re a ‘dirty
little bitch’ and he loves you because… wait! He loves you?
“You should be ashamed of
yourself for thinking such impure thoughts about such a cinnamon roll, MC!”
“Don’t you think I don’t
know that? Ugh… he’s really cute, isn’t it?” you sigh “But you know what’s
cuter? His balls that I shamelessly sucked in that dream!” you two laugh
“Well, you’re so
altruistic even in your fantasies, aren’t you? Giving blowjobs instead of
getting eaten, I mean…”
“Well, you’ve met him,
haven’t you? He’s so shy, I think a blowjob would really make him loosen up. He
was definitely not shy in my dream, you know?”
“Bet he whined like a
“Girl, no! He was
groaning, and trust me… it was hot!”
Shit shit shit! Yoosung
should have stopped listening to this when he heard “balls”. And yet, he kept
standing there behind the bathroom door as you and your friend walked to the
hallway of the house she was throwing a little get together. He felt so special
about her inviting him, since he was one of your closest friends by now. Well,
as close as you two are now, it will never be close enough like you and her
talking about such… intimate things like you’re discussing this new color of
nail polish or… other stuff women talk about that he doesn’t really understand.
And though he appreciates it the hint of concern and desire of him loosening
up, your methods are… gahhhh! His face is all hot! Hot… like his groans in your
dream? No! What is he thinking? This is so naughty, Yoosung!
“Hey, MC…” he does his
best to not show you his embarrassment as he goes to you a little later, at
least not too much embarrassment.
“Are you okay? You look
so red… you don’t have a fever, do you?” your friend asks, trying to reach his
forehead, which makes him even redder. “Oh, poor thing! Hey, there’s a thermometer in the first aid
kit in the kitchen, why don’t you pick it? MC will help you.” He looks at you,
and… well, it would be impossible for you to get more flustered as him, but…
you looked pretty embarrassed… which made him feel a little relieved and very
“Sorry for the trouble,
MC. I… don’t really wanna feel like a burden to you or your friend.”
“Nonsense! If you’re
sick, I need to help you and make sure you’re feeling ok.” Helping him… making
him feel ok… gahhh! How come everything you say takes him immediately to the
conversation he overheard?
“See? No fever! I told
you I was fine, no need to worry! Now let’s go back to the party!” he says,
yes, he’ll definitely shake these naughty thoughts if it isn’t just the two of
“Are you sure? Or we can
just go, you know?”
“Ah, now that I was
starting to loosen up?” oops! It slips from his mouth before he even realizes.
But your shy smile is so worthy… “I mean… I
“You’re right. Let’s go.”
You turn your back on him. So he won’t see you blushing, maybe?
And he did loosen up,
making you and your friend really delighted. At the end, people were sad for seeing
you two calling it a night and he saying goodbye to walk you home.
“Did you have fun,
Yoosung?” you ask when you two stop by the door of your building.
“Yes! I gotta say, your
friends are… really handful at first, but then I got more comfortable and had
so much fun. Thanks for the night, MC!”
“Oh, I should thank you
for joining me, I know they can be really loud and… hard to deal if you’re shy
“Oh, you should know that
I’m not really that shy…” well, he is. But he needed seeing your cute flustered
smile at least one more time before he leaves.
So worth it! Loosening
up, getting less shy, making you smile… he loves how much he’s changing because
of you, he loves… you?
“Never would’ve took you
as a boob girl, MC! I was so sure you were more the ass type…”
“Girl, I thought I was,
but… her breasts are just… beautiful. I feel like a horny dude by thinking so
much of them to the point of dreaming about them, but… they are beautiful,
especially from the angle I was seeing in that dream, you know?”
“Well, they are pretty
big, I’m almost jealous…”
“I wish I was jealous, all
I can think about is how warm and smooth it must be…just like her whole skin…
and I seriously need to stop talking like a creepy guy, don’t I?”
“Well, you lose a little
bit of prudence when you get a crush that big…”
“Ugh, my crush is bigger…
bigger than her boobs…” you mutter shyly as your friend tells you’re fucking
Well, this is
embarrassing, to say the least. She knew you were slightly different when you
hang with your best friend, but this is on a whole another level, she wonders
if your friendship with her will ever get to the point of sharing such personal
thoughts. Oh… she’s not sure if she’ll ever feel like talking about her erotic
dreams… have she ever even had one? No, that one with Zen wasn’t really erotic,
oh, but she remembers waking up one night really sweaty… she doesn’t recall
much, but it was a dream about you… Oh… is talking about wet dreams a normal
thing between girlfriends? How will she ever talk about them with her closest
friends if the dream was about the closest friend? Her closest friend has been
dreaming about her, about her… boobs. Do they really look that great?
“Hi! I decided to touch
up my makeup too.” She says stepping to the bathroom of the bar that you
insisted on bringing your two best friends.
“Oh, great! Here, you can
borrow my lipstick. This bitch here will tell you to watch out for herpes, but
don’t mind her, she’s just jealous of my pursing lips.” You roll your eyes and
laugh, making them both chuckle. “I should get going, somebody needs to watch
our table, see ya girls in a minute.” She walks out of there humming loudly.
“I’m sorry, she’s just… I
hope she’s not making you embarrassed or anything…” oh, nothing is more
embarrassing than you liking her boobs. What do you like them beside their
“It’s okay, MC. I’m
having lots of fun!”
“Oh, I know the name of
this fun, it’s marguerita, right?” you two laugh as look at the mirror,
adjusting yourselves. “Ugh, I’m so tipsy I think I’ll smudge this lipstick
before I even put it on.”
“Oh, let me help you.” She
promptly goes to you, holding your shoulders for you to face her. So close…
like you were in that dream of hers. Yes, her boobs are pretty big, aren’t
they? You’re not that close and they are almost touching yours, yep, you
noticed that too as you quickly glanced down and cleared your throat, facing
“You know what? It’s… it’s
fine. I mean, I’ll drink more, so I don’t really need lipstick.” You say,
backing away. “Let’s go back before that bitch drinks all the beer!”
And it was so much fun! It
was so good to be around other women like that, it feels even more special
because she never had that before. It’s new, and it’s unpredictable and it
makes her feel like… well, like a woman again. She couldn’t stop feeling this
even when you called it a night and offered to walk her to her place.
“Are you sure you’re not
the one who needs help to get home, MC?” she asks when you two arrive at her
“Yeah, I’m okay! All that
fun I drank it’s no match for me!” is she a match for you? Wait, what? “Anyway,
I should get going, I can’t wait to get home, these shoes are killing me, and
don’t even get me started in this bra!”
“Yeah… I can’t wait to
take mine off too…” she feels her face heating up as she notices you basically
staring at her cleavage. But her
embarrassment turns into amusement as she watches you shaking your head after
saying goodbye. Ohoho…if you could, you would definitely slap yourself right
now, wouldn’t you?
She looks to her boobs
when she goes inside her place, chuckling. How could you make her feel so good
about this part of her body that made her feel so self-conscious for so long?
Yeah, you make her feel like a woman, and you know what? Your breasts aren’t
bad either… just another great part of you that she… loves?
“Aren’t you a little old
for school fantasies, girl?”
“Well, he could be a
professor in university. It’s not like it would be less hot anyway…”
“Were you wearing a pleated
skirt and piggytails?”
“Girl, no! Jumin is a
classy man, I would never have a wet dream about him that could be a video you
can see on Redtube!”
“Oh, so you’re saying he
spanked you with a rule, then fucked you over a desk and called you ‘his
naughty girl’, but with class?”
“Yes, that’s exactly what
I’m saying. He does everything elegantly… even, you know, cumming on my
breasts.” You both chuckle.
Well, uhm… this wasn’t a
very elegant conversation, and it definitely wasn’t elegant of him to keep
listening it, even if he was the topic. Well, not him per say, a… professor
version of him? How did you even come up with that? He never even considered a
career in the teaching field… your imagination really is… quite something. How
would this work? You were a student of his? Oh, but that would be really
unprofessional… he asking you to meet him after class, he needed to go over
your last essay and how disappointed he was because he knew you have so much
potential and can do such a better job. And you would tell him you’re really
sorry, because his opinion really matters to you and you’ll do anything to
prove you’re worth of his trust. Anything?
“Oh, there you are!” he
says, walking into the balcony you and your friend were talking in this party
at his dad’s house. “I hope I’m not interrupting anything.”
“Of course not! Actually,
I… I feel like I’m interrupting something, I should… taste a little caviar. You
two… get along, will you?” you roll your eyes and he smiles softly. She’s so
unsubtle even he can see what she’s trying to do.
“How can you interrupt
something you’ve been doing from the beginning? I’m sorry, Jumin, I have no
idea what I was thinking when I told she could come over.”
“She is funny, and she is
your friend. Any friend of yours is mine too, MC. How long have you been
“Oh, we went to the same
college.” Oh… more school talk?
“I would love to have met
you in college, it would have been priceless.” Oh, you’re looking so intently
at him… what if he teases you a little? “Even though you would probably avoid
me, most colleagues would mistake me as a professor.”
“I… don’t think I would avoid
you.” Oh… not the reaction he was expecting, to be honest.
“Well, I’m pleased to
know that. Let’s go back to the party, shall we?” yeah, he got a little frustrated you didn’t really get
flustered. He’s always amused by your flustered face…
He kept thinking about
this even after Driver Kim let your friend at her place and now that you two
were alone in his car. Actually, he would like to know what you were thinking. It
almost sounded like you were trying to tease him as well back then. Did he… did
he get flustered? Probably not, if he did, you would giggle and tell him he is
cute, like you usually do. Oh yeah, just remembering makes him feel… well,
“Well, this is where I
stay. Thanks for inviting me.”
“Don’t mention it. The
pleasure was all mine. Did you have fun?”
“I did! I was so worried
because everything was so fancy and… elegant, but I…”
“You’ll get used to elegance,
it would be a privilege to teach you all about elegance from now on, if you
allow me to be your teacher, of course.” There it is… your lovely blushing
You say a quick goodbye
before getting off the car and almost running to your house. Ahh, you never
fail to amuse him, do you? He just loves you so much and… oh…
“So, just to make it
clear, he would be the one to crossdress, or did you crossdress as a guy too?”
“No, he was the one
crossdressing. And let me tell you, what a hot girl/boy he is. I was almost
“Yeah, a guy wearing your
panties and a cat maid outfit while he fucks you? That can be confusing.”
“You say that because you
don’t know how hot he looks in a dress. He looks… he looks even better than us…”
“Nah, you’re just blinded
by your crush, I suppose.”
“Yeah… and very sexually
confused.” You two laugh and keep talking about guys wearing panties and how
hot this is, you kinky little perverts.
listened to that phone call as he was checking a little bug in your phone, as
you requested him to do so. Of course he didn’t need to listen to your private
conversations, but he listened his name, crush, maid outfit and wet dream and…
well, he couldn’t stop it. It was wrong,
but why did it feel so right? Like most of his feelings for you, to be honest…
oh, if you only knew that there was nothing to feel embarrassed, because… well,
he had even filthier dreams with you… no, but he could never tell you that, he’s
not a girlfriend with who you can open up to and tell your deepest fantasies
and desires. What if he disguised as a woman and tried to get friends with you?
Oh… but if you’re so kinky for his crossdressing, you two would end up more
than friends, huh? Lol
He called you because…
well, just because. And watched as you jumped when you saw his name on the
screen of your phone. “I’ll call you later, girl.”
“Oh… your little
girlfriend is on the other line, right? Don’t worry, I won’t be a third wheel.
Talk to you later!”
“Hey, Saeyoung, what’s
up?” Oh, after that conversation? There is something definitely up with him…
“Just calling to let you
know I’m still trying to fix the bug on your phone remotely, but if it gets too
tough, I’ll probably need to go to your place and fix it personally.”
“My place? Ugh… let me
know so I can clean it up before, it’s a mess!”
“Or I can come over and
clean for you? Like a good maid?” he listens to you gulping lightly. Ohoho he
got you good, huh? Well, he would like to get you, you know?
And much to your
surprise, he did show up at your place. He considered showing up as a maid, but…
maybe he wouldn’t be able to resist to your lustful eyes when you would spot
him standing at the door. So… nah, he would be the only one struggling to
resist you, he was pretty good at it.
“Hello, miss. Did you
request my services?”
“I did. But no uniform?
Ugh… such an unprofessional maid!”
“Oh please, forgive me,
madam. Shall I change right away?” he says taking off his hoodie and making a
motion to his bag so you’ll think he actually brought the costume.
“Or maybe you can work
with no clothes on?” you smirk, and he immediately stops, blushing. You look at
him and start laughing. “Come in, stupid, I’ll make some popcorn for us.”
And as he joins you in
the couch to eat that popcorn and find something for you to watch, he can’t
help feeling… happy. Yeah, sexual fantasies are fun, but his innocent fantasies
about you are so much better, and he’s glad to make this one come true. He
would love to make all of them come true, because he… he loves you.
“… and I mean, I know it’s
bad, but I… I can’t keep an innocent vision about him getting ice cream after
that dream, you know?”
“What flavor was the ice
“I… I don’t know, it was
pink, I… seriously? I just told you about how I dreamed about Saeran licking
ice cream off my whole body, and you’re concerned about the flavor? What the
“Hahaha, I’m just messing
with you. Don’t get so upset, I bet you don’t get mad when he messes with you
“He never messes with me…
“Awww, someone is feeling
a little M, huh?”
M? What does that mean?
Oh… his brother calls Yoosung an M sometimes, could it be…? Masochist? SHIT!
What’s wrong with you girls? How can you talk about stuff like that so
shamelessly? He feels like a nerve-wracking talking over the most trivial stuff
with you, and here you are vividly describing to your equally crazy friend how
he told you how yummy you are and how he would eat you all night, even when
there was no ice cream anymore. Girls are insane! But still, it’s fun to see
you so comfortable, he wishes you would get this comfortable around him and not
being so worried about hurting his feelings. Okay, but don’t get too
comfortable… not like in your weird dream!
“Hey!” he says, walking
back from the bathroom and joining you two in the cafeteria’s table you invited
him. He probably wouldn’t have accepted if he knew you had another guest, ugh…
it’s still weird being around your crazy friends…
“Hi! So uhm… I’m sorry if my presence here makes you
uncomfortable, honey. MC said she was just very excited to introduce you to me,
but I… I should get going. No hard feelings, okay? Take your time and don’t
worry.” Ah great! Now he feels like a prick.
“Did I do something
wrong?” he asks you as she walks away.
“Oh… no, not at all! She
is just giving us some space, I mean… you, she’s giving you some space. Don’t
worry, she thinks you’re really nice and sweet.”
“Sweet like ice cream?”
he ask, more ou of curiosity than to actually tease you, but your nervous smile
is just… priceless!
“Nah, you’re sweeter.”
Shit! Now he’s blushing! Humph, he looks away grumpily, hating how you always
manages to fluster him, somehow.
You two are walking to
his place when you spot this popsicle little store. And he is wondering if you’re
teasing him. Nah, probably not, you just know he likes ice cream. You know him
“I want anything that is
pink.” He says, smirking. And you just nod, avoiding his gaze. Hahaha, cute
He notices your quick
glances at him as he runs his tongue along the popsicle. He feels so stupid
trying to be sexy, but at least you’re stupid enough to fall for it.
“Ahh, brain freeze!” you
say flinching slightly before starting to lick it again. He finds it funny how
you just complained about the bothering sensation and didn’t even hesitate to do
it again, kinda like an…
“You’re just a little M,
ain’t you?” you choke on the popsicle, which… makes him feel really aroused.
And as you walk him home
all flustered, he can’t stop smirking, he finally got the upper hand on this
flirting thing. He’s getting better and you’re allowing him on it, probably
because you like him, and he… really likes you, he… probably even loves you.
“You’re such a
narcissistic hoe, MC! Admit it!”
“No! It’s not about
narcissism! It’s about… body praising! He was praising my body by taking photos
of it and my reactions to his dirty talking,”
“I seriously can’t
imagine that guy doing dirty talk, MC.”
“I can’t either… that’s
what makes it so sexy, you know?”
“You are… so dirty for
covering such an elegant man with your impure thoughts!”
“Ugh, I know… but I can’t
help it, he’s just… he’s just elegantly sexy, I guess…”
Sexy? You think he’s…
sexy? Well, it’s not like he haven’t heard this before, but coming from you
makes it even harder to believe. He’s flattered, but he doesn’t feel like he’s
sexy… oh, but the taking pics of your reactions while he talks dirty is very
sexy, actually. Yeah… what would he say to you? “I love how your body shivers
in anticipation for me.” “You’re so beautiful,I want to see everything, show me
everything, MC!” no, too formal… “You like this, don’t you? You like being
naked as I watch you with my camera? Dirty girl…” okay, better… “I can’t wait
to turn this camera off and go to you, your body is driving me crazy, I won’t
be able to control myself.” Okay… “I need to taste you, then make you beg for
me to feel you, I’ll make you beg for my cock, my slutty little gi…” oh no, too
much, and he would never call you a slut. Ugh… your friend is right, he really
sucks at this.
“Hello, ladies!” he says
walking into the kitchen of your place, you and your friend were grabbing more
snacks for this little get together and he overheard this talk when he realized
he needed to help you two. “Can I help you with that?”
“Oh, I’m good, but you
can help MC.” Your friend says, shoving the packages in your arms and running
out of there. He chuckles as you glare at her.
“You… really don’t have to
do that, V. You’re a guest, don’t worry.”
“Oh, please allow me on
helping you being a good hostess, would you? It would be an honor…”
“Yeah, sure. I don’t
reall know how to say no to you.” You admit chuckling.
“Really now? So I suppose
you wouldn’t say no if I ask to take a picture of you?” oh… the dream… he didn’t
mean it like that. It’s just… you look really beautiful under this light and…
ahh, your blushing face is so adorable, it only makes him feel like taking a
lot of pictures! “I’m sorry, I got ahead of myself. Let me help you with this.”
And he keeps helping you
being a good hostess for most of the night, some of your friends even remark on
how it looks like you two are a couple celebrating a little housewarming, which
makes you both blush and delight at each other’s flustered expressions. Of
course he stayed to help you cleaning afterwards.
“It was a lovely party,
MC. Thanks for inviting me.”
“Oh, I was really glad
that you came, you know? Even though it’s embarrassing, my house is such a mess
and my taste for decoration is so… all over the place!”
“I know… well, I suppose
that’s just one of the things that makes you really sexy.” He quickly looks
away, not daring to stare at you and your reaction to his sudden boldness. “I…
should get going, it’s getting late.
You nod and walk him to
the door. And as he looks at you to say goodbye, he finally sees your
expression, and it is… breathtaking! Oh… he would love to get a pic of this! He
would love to take pics of every single one of your reactions. For example, how
would you react if he ever confessed that he loves you?
//Also this Peter Parker design is obviously from Spiderman Homecoming and I was biased cause Tom Holland’s Spidey is really cute gddmt haha. But I can make one with Andrew Garfield as Spiderman to all those who like him as Spidey, please let me know if you want me to.
but this is not the one i was really tempted to post we have rating issues so i guess next time
YOUSIGHED as you slammed your Psychology textbook shut and shoved it in your over-the-shoulder bag, your best friend who was sat right next to you doing that same thing. The two of you made your way out of the classroom, your professor reminding you about your assignment that was due by the end of the week, as everybody else in your class filed out.
“God that class is such a drag,” Peyton groaned and you simply rolled your eyes. You lost count of how many times your best friend complained about that class, and you always asked her why she took it, and she would simply say. “Have you seen Professor Matthews face?” And you didn’t disagree, you thought your professor was attractive for a forty year old man, but that’s not the only reason you took the class.
You were finally out of the crammed building and in the fresh air after sitting in that same classroom for ninety minutes with Peyton next to you doodling and laughing at stuff on her phone, not paying on bit of attention, while all of your focus was on the words Professor Matthews was saying, since you were majoring in Psychology, so you always listened intently to what he was saying.
Psychology interested you. You had taken two Psychology classes in high school, and that’s when you knew you wanted to major in the subject. The way the human brain worked, and the mind and behavior and everything about it intrigued you. Most people didn’t know what they wanted to major in while still in high school, so when you told Peyton that you wanted to major in Psychology, she called you a nerd.
“So, anyway, are we still-”
“Y/N! Wait up!” Peyton was interrupted by an unfamiliar voice yelling your name. You spun around to see Calum, a guy who you had never talked to, but had a couple classes with you, running towards you. He stopped when he saw just a few feet away from you and rested his hands on his knees as he panted. You and Peyton shared looks of confusion as you waited for Calum to talk. After fully catching his breath, Calum stood up straight, and smiled at you. “Hey.”
“Uh, hi?” You were just as confused as Peyton looked considering you and Calum had never conversed before. The past three years of going to the same college and having a handful of classes together the most interaction the two of you ever had was just exchanging smiles in class or when you would pass each other in the halls or in the quad.
“I have a question for you.”
“I’m struggling in Psychology and Professor Matthews told me that you’re, like, really good in that subject and I was wondering if you would be willing to help me out a little?”
“Like tutor you?” You were surprised. Out of all of the people he could ask he asked you?
“Uh, yeah, basically.” Calum scratched the back of his neck and you looked at Peyton would had a small smile on her face, her lips rolled into her mouth to try to hide the smile, but you saw it. You had voiced to Peyton that you thought Calum was cute, everybody thought he was cute, and she would always tell you to ask him out, but you would never do that in fear of getting rejected. Peyton was a lot more confident and ballsy than you were, so it wasn’t a big deal for her to ask a guy out, but you never would, even the thought of it made you nervous.
“Hey, Y/N/N, I gotta go to class.” Peyton spoke up and your eyes widened. You didn’t want her to leave you alone with Calum. You were awkward in situations that dealt with attractive guys talking to you and being naturally antisocial didn’t help much with that. “I’ll see you later?”
You glared at your best friend as she walked away with a smirk on her face, knowing exactly what she was trying to do. Peyton had been badgering you to find a guy to hook up with for ages now and you knew she left the two of you alone in hopes that something would happen between the two of you, but you knew it wouldn’t. You weren’t a virgin- no, you had slept with a few guys, all of them being boyfriends of short amounts of time, so you were experienced, but didn’t like to just sleep around with guys you weren’t familiar with.
“So, what do you say?” Calum had a hopeful smile on his face as he waited for your answer and you sighed. You were a nice person and didn’t like to say no to people, even if you wanted to, so you sighed and gave into him. And anyway, his face was too hard to say no to, in your opinion.
“Yeah, okay. I’ll help you.”
Calum’s face lit up happily and you couldn’t help but smile yourself. “Great. Thanks, Y/N. You’re saving my ass.”
You told Calum you would meet him in the library after your class the next day, which would be around three, and since Calum only had one class on Tuesday mornings, he had all day to do nothing until he had to meet you. And he told himself he would use that time to come up with an elaborate plan to woo you and then another plan to get in your pants, with the help of Ashton and Luke, of course.
You walked to your apartment that was off campus, only a ten minute walk, and dropped your heavy bag on the floor by your front door, before changing into more comfortable clothes, and plopping down on your couch. You flipped through the channels on your TV before switching to Netflix and settling on watching reruns of Mad Men. Your phone vibrated on your couch next to you and you picked it up, seeing texts from the group chat that you, Peyton and your other best friend, Michael had together.
Pey: just got outta class i’m coming over
Mikey: same be there soon
You knew they were talking about coming over to your apartment, since the both of them still lived in the dorms on campus, so you responded telling them the front door was unlocked and got a text from Michael telling you that it isn’t safe to keep your door unlocked. You didn’t bother responding and turned off Mad Men, since Michael wasn’t finished watching it yet, and put on One Tree Hill, since you, Peyton, and Michael had all seen it before. And it was Peyton’s favorite show since her and her favorite character had the same name.
Michael got to your apartment first and plopped down on the couch next to you, grabbing the bowl of popcorn out of your lap, and shoving his face. You knew that Michael and his girlfriend were fighting a lot and their relationship had been a little rocky and you knew he needed to vent, so you knew that’s why he wanted to come over.
“You okay?” You asked Michael as he looked at the TV with a frown on his face. Before Michael could tell you what was wrong, Peyton was walking in the door, and locking it behind her. She sat down next to you, so you were sandwiched between your two best friends, and she took the bowl of popcorn out of Michael’s hands to shove her own mouth.
“Today was shit.” Michael sighed and rested his head on your shoulder.
“Trouble in paradise?” Peyton asked with a mouthful of popcorn and you cringed. You told her to chew her food before opened her mouth to talk, and her mother had told her the same thing, but she ignored both of you, not liking to listen to other people.
“You have no idea.” Michael groaned and lifted his head from your shoulder. He turned his body so his back was resting against the armrest and his legs were extended, resting on you and Peyton’s laps. You tore your eyes away from the TV and gave Michael your full attention. “I love Allison, I really do, but she’s just- she’s being so difficult!”
“She’s never happy, it seems. Like I do so much for her! I buy her gifts and tell her she’s beautiful and give her all of my attention and do everything that boyfriends should do, but she still complains about me not loving her! And she- ugh nevermind.”
“She what?” You prodded.
Michael sighed heavily and looked away from you and Peyton. “She says I spend too much time with you guys and she’s jealous and finds it weird that two of my best friends are girls and she-she thinks that we’re, like, having a threesome.”
A this, you and Peyton both bursted out in laughter. You covered your mouth to try to stop laughing, but Peyton let it all out, not really caring that Michael was upset about it, since she found it absolutely hilarious and comical. The thought of you, Peyton, and Michael having a threesome made you laugh and cringe at the same time.
“Seriously? A threesome?” Peyton wiped the tears off of her cheeks from laughing so hard. “That’s fucking hysterical, Michael.”
“It’s really not that funny,” Michael tried to frown, but failed, and ended up laughing along with you and Peyton. When Allison first said it, Michael laughed just as hard as you and Peyton, which made Allison even more angry at him, and he apologized profusely, but assured her that a threesome between the three of you was not happening and never would.
“I’m sorry about your relationship problems, I really am,” Peyton frowned, but soon after started smirking and looked at you, nudging your shoulder with her arm, and you rolled your eyes. You knew exactly what Peyton was talking about, but you didn’t think it was as big of a deal as she was making it. “But, at least one of us is having a good day .”
“What’s that mean?” Michael asked.
“Oh, just our wonderful best friend here, Y/N, has a date with Calum Hood.” Peyton smirked and Michael gasped. His eyes and his smile widened at the fake news that Peyton was spreading and you tried to calm him down.
“I’m not going on a date with him, Pey! He asked me to tutor him in Psychology. That’s all. Tutoring does not equal a date and it most definitely does not equal sex.”
“Um, well, it should!” Michael smacked your arm excitedly. “You should totally make a move on him.”
“That’s what I said!” Peyton exclaimed.
You got up from the couch, leaving your two best friends to squeal over the made up date, and opened a new bottle of wine that you had in your fridge for a while now. You knew that you would need alcohol to deal with Michael’s reaction and Peyton’s constant badgering. You friends were rooting for you to find a guy to have a meaningless hook up with and they thought that Calum was the perfect guy. You disagreed.
“Come on, Y/N! Don’t be a prude! Make a move on him!” Michael joined you in the kitchen and you poured him a glass of your wine, along with Peyton, since you knew they would want some as well, and you rolled your eyes at him.
“I’m not being a prude! And I’m definitely not making a move on him, Michael. And even if I did, it’s not like he would want to have sex with me. I mean, he’s Calum Hood. He’s hot and way out of my league. Nothing is going to happen between us other than me tutoring him.”
“Yeah, sure,” Peyton smirked. “Until your naked and he’s fucking you up against his bedroom door.”
You choked on the small sip of wine that was in your mouth and Michael barked out a loud laugh at Peyton’s crude comment. You tried to ignore the heat on your face, and between your legs, at the thought of Calum fucking you against his bedroom door, but it was hard to get the image out of your head.
“That was so unnecessary to say.” You blamed the blush on your cheeks on the glass of wine you were drinking, but you knew that wasn’t the reason your cheeks were burning up, and so did your two best friends. They continued to joke around about you and Calum and then changed the conversation back to the idea of the three of you having a threesome and this time, you laughed along, and not out of embarrassment.
The three of you continued to drink wine, finishing two bottles, and joked around the whole night, and you were having a good time with your two best friends, like you always did, but in the back of your mind, you couldn’t Calum and the image of yourself pressed up against his door out of your head. And honestly? You didn’t want to.
RFA + Minor trios reaction to being called cute? Just wanted to request something simple and sweet~ ☆
✿ Just what I needed on a sleepy, rainy day!
Actual puppy person
Gets this big, huge grin with dimpled cheeks and everything.
He hurries to call you cute in return, but he’s also gotta one up you, and then you one up him and he one ups you and before you know it, the both of you are calling each other literal angels, 10/10, best nose in existence + absurdly pinch-able cheeks.
THE BEAST HAS AWOKEN
Can deal with fans fawning over him daily, but you calling him cute is TOO MUCH
“You can’t say lewd things like that in public!” Zen says and ur like
you literally just called him cute.
Once he gets used to your ~*~*~charming aura~*~*~ though he eats it up.
(also i am so happy there’s a zen tamaki gif recolor you don’t even know.)
She sure doesn’t feel cute. She feels like the world is spinning and her blood is made of caffeine.
Jaehee has this adorable sleepy blink going on and you can’t help yourself from calling her cute again.
Surprise, then smirk.
He’s half flattered and half like, “yeah, I know I’m cute, compliment me more”
Always insists that you, in fact, are statistically more cute.
Really. He did a report on it. It’s right here if you wanna take a look.
Of course he’s cute! There’s no one cuter than he, the greatest and purest of all maids!
Just look at these ruffles! Look at his perfectly choreographed posing! Hear the way he can imitate Elly’s meow with staggering perfection!
You should pose with him, and slay everyone with your unrelenting cuteness!
Looks taken off guard for a second, and then smiles really sincerely.
His cute expression is nothing to sneeze at. People will hang pictures of it on their walls. People will stare at gifs of it, lovingly touching his slightly blushed cheeks.
People will start ship wars over V’s smile.
V always thanks you really heartfeltly when you call him cute and it’s too much.
(….re:zero/mm crossover tho.)
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT HIM
ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPLY SOMETHING, HUH
He is not cute he is tough and dangerous and cool.
Rolls over and dies.
They can’t handle this.
You, the grand reinging monarch of cute, cannot be allowed to call them this.
Heart? Exploded. Breath? Stopped. Face? Dominated in a blush as they slump over, dead.
You knew when you felt a dip in your bed behind you that it was Yongguk. You were excited but still too sleepy to react. The sounds of the rain falling continuously on the roof and against the windows was lulling you to sleep. The constant light tapping always had that effect on you.
Yongguk snuggled up against you and draped his arm around you, becoming the big spoon. He kissed your shoulder repeatedly until he got a soft giggle from you. “You awake?”
wyatt and layla are sisters! layla was adopted into the doncaster fambly, they call themselves twins fr funsies because they coincidentally have the same birthday sfdgsfgd EXTREMELY CLOSE…severe separation anxiety for a big chunk of their lives
al and kim are roomies! im still adjusting th canon on this bc theyre…my personal ocs but kim is probably al’s guardian angel now :O so he’s gotta live w him lol…great friends too! they help each other out…they laugh a joke around a lot 2gether…brotherly vibes!
best friends…textbook example of “we’re friends but if you wanted to do anythin Else i would be down 👀
“ everyone is chill w it, its no big deal, often end up hyping each other up or daring each other to do stuff they usually wouldnt and getting into trouble sdfgkhghfdk unstoppable forces
STILL TORN OVER WHETHER ITS CANON but these two MIGHT be dating…if not canon then wyatt’s just constantly flustered and nervous around and pining for this cute angel boy which is fun because she’s generally real aloof and stuff and he has absolutely no idea when someone is (badly) flirting w him
the extroverts tht fck it up!!!!! i mean all 4 are best friends w each other and these two get along SO WELL they never get tired of hanging out…each others wingmen…party a lot together especially since the other half of their squad wanna stay home most of the time…also unstoppable forces…also al is huge and layla is itty bitty and i love thinking ab them hanging out
the unlikely duo! love to hang out, layla can convince kim to go do anything in a way that even al cant because she’s so fun he can’t help bt just want to hear her talk about anything forever and feels like its okay to just respond with nods fsdghksdf and he’s her voice of reason half the time! good buds
Can you do one about you starting your period and Shawn not really understanding what’s going on so you have to explain to him and he gets all embarrassed 😂😂
This was hilarious for me to write 😂 anyway, sorry I haven’t been posting lately but I’ve received some rough news that I need to deal with so I’m trying to get through it. So this one is a little shorter but it’s cute! But, anyway, here’s another imagine ❤
Now ladies, we know we have at least a week of hell every month and sometimes we can experience different emotions, feelings and act differently too. For some of us, we experience headaches, cramps or even both.
But, if you’ve ever had a boyfriend who is oblivious to the signs, this is what I was living with right now.
Shawn and I had only been dating for a few months, every so far was going great. He finally had some time off to relax in the comfort of his own home and I joined him, not knowing how long we had before he had to travel somewhere else again.
So, due to the fact that it’s only been a few months, Shawn hasn’t figured out the signs of when it’s my “time of the month”.
I was laying down on the couch, resting my head on Shawn’s chest who was running his fingers through my hair. It was soothing, calming me down as he did so, but, was soon interrupted by a shot of pain erupting. I sat up quickly, placing a hand over my stomach.
‘Y/N, are you okay? What’s wrong?’ Shawn quizzed, his comforting hand placed on my back.
'It’s alright, Shawn, I’m fine.’ I reassured, feeling another shot of pain shoot through. I groaned a little, slightly scrunching up my face. He stood up, kneeling down in front of me.
'You’re obviously not? Where’s the pain? Is it on the left side? You could have appendicitis - oh my god, you’re going to die!’ He exclaimed, standing up, 'We gotta get you to the hospital before it bursts!’
I bit my lip, trying to hold back my chuckle, watching my boyfriend pacing back and forth frantically.
'Shawn, I’m alright.’ I gave a small smile, laying back on the couch.
'Y/N, you could have something wrong! What if you’re pregnant? Oh my god, you’re probably pregnant! Oh no, you’re dad’s gonna kill me, then my dad will kill me, then my mum will kill me…’ he rambled, running his fingers through his hair, ’…but we haven’t had sex, can that even happen?’
'Y/N please tell me you haven’t cheated on me,’
'I couldn’t handle that fact if you were-’
'Shawn, I’m on my period!’ I exclaimed, throwing my arms up in the air.
I watched his face turn bright red, scratching the back of his neck awkwardly. He let out a nervous chuckle, sitting in front of me.
'I’m sorry about that - I didn’t know the signs.’ He blushed, running his hands over his face.
'Well, sometimes I can get headaches, cramps like I have now, have mood swings, always hungry…these are all normal things that go with my time of the month-’
'Okay, I get it,’ Shawn put his hand up, stopping me from telling him anymore.
I sat up, staring at his adorable face. I pecked his cheek, resting me chin on his shoulder. 'You’re cute, you know that, right?’ I smirked.
He raised an eyebrow at me, giving me a playful glare. 'That was so embarrassing,’ he mumbled, sighing.
I chuckled again, hugging him from behind. 'It’s alright, honey. Don’t be ashamed to ask though, because, the mood swings are yet to come.’
He stared down at me again, sighing. 'That’ll be a hoot and a half.’ He mumbled under his breath, kissing my temple.
'And because you’re my boyfriend, you’ll happily deal with it.’
Robin can you link me or tell me where is the first gif that you used on your ask ( about yoongi type ) is from? I’m new and theres a lot to catch up 😰
it’s from end plate king!! if you’re new to bts or ym you Have to watch it, it was part of their first variety show rookie king and it’s a game where they used to deal cards and whoever got the trap card got a punishment (aka the suga and jimin show because those two almost always got the trap card lmao)
this one was where they put plastic bugs on jimin and swat them away so yoongi immediately went for jimin’s shirt like ‘buzz~~~~~~~ buzz on jimin’s mole~~~~~~’ and then after he finally got there he was like ‘omg how DARE a bug land HERE’ it was so cute and yoongi’s so gay i’m the person who exposed him by writing the caption When Something’s Good You Gotta See It Big
and then while everyone else hit jimin yoongi held his arm/hand and that’s. basically them in a nutshell
- grabbing the wheel from him when he’s driving because he thinks it’s a good idea to pick up a cd from the ground or eat fries at the same time he drives n ur like wtf Jackson
- y'all’s kitchen is bare, lmao, there’s like a two year old box of oatmeal and a jar of pickles because all you do is order out together
- Jackson placing a little heart the same color as your favorite color in his bio as a little tiny symbol for his love for you
- Jackson trying to drag you out of bed at ass o clock in the morning all like “let’s go for a hike babe :-)” but then 5 minutes later he’s trapped between your thighs because no babe :-) lets go the fuck to sleep
- y'all almost about to get it on and you’re all in the mood then out of nowhere jacksons like “here comes ur wild and sexy man” and the moods ruined, you’re going to bed, he’s standing there in a bright yellow thong probably all confused
- mark and him always eating your goddamn snacks and you’re like this is why I bought you guys your own???
- him trying to take selfies with you at the most inappropriate times like you’re eating breakfast and still have sleep in your eye and he’s getting all weirdly close to u with his camera
- you and bambam giggling together and playing games on his phone while you played w his hair and Jackson walks up and plops himself between you guys like hey what’s up :-) what’s going on here. :-) leave bambam :-)
- trying to watch movies with him but he keeps asking questions the entire time until you shut him up by shoving popcorn in his mouth (or your tongue, depends on ya mood)
- surprising him during Christmas time with tickets back home so you can both see his parents, and it’s cute and all until you have to deal with him crying on your shoulder for like 2 hours but even then he’s still cute
- Jackson probably repeatedly shushing you while you’re making out in his room but then when sex comes he’s probably the type to want to hear u scream and ur like Jackson make up ur mind
- scaring him by blowing into his ear from behind him when he’s not paying attention and he almost like throws himself on the floor because he’s so dramatic
- “I hurt myself, now you gotta kiss the boo boo” “where did you hurt yourself?” “My lips” “….anyways,”
- tucking him into bed and takin off his shirt and putting him into pajamas when he comes home and passes out after an incredibly long day
- feeling Jackson pepper little kisses along your cheeks and neck before he leaves in the mornings, spending too much time so they have to send Jaebum in to come grab him but even jaebums like … omg aw…but we gotta go Jackson
- sometimes you’ll go swimming together and whenever you get into your bikini Jackson literally shields your entire backside as you walk and glares around him like he looks like an irritated seagull and you’re like Jackson stop
- him putting all his weight on you when you sleep together and when you push him off he the type to take all the covers and leave you cold as hell
- Jackson….aka the cutest little love bug who you want to squeeze because you love them but also because they probably annoying you half to death, but he works with you so well and you both would be so in love it’s ridiculous, what the other doesn’t have the other makes up for and it just makes sense. Plus Jackson the type to love you hard once he realized he did, so that’s always a plus
Hiiii its my birthday whoop whoop I guess Anyway how would the Jerico crew with a s/o who doesn't really celebrate their birthday and probably didnt even tell them when there birthday was till that day (If that makes sense lol) Love your blog m8, keep it up 👍👍👍
Happy Birthday Sweetheart! I hope you have an amazing day today <33
He’d wish his s/o had told him sooner so he could at least give them a simple gift
There’s always next year
He’ll understand why they don’t really celebrate their birthday so he won’t make a big deal out of it
Extra Hugs and kisses though. Gotta make up for the lack of presents somehow
Also maybe a cute simple dinner
“Aw Happy Birthday!”
A good old kiss on the cheek and a warm smile
“I wish you hada told me sooner, I would have given you something”
“There’s no need for any of that”
She’d definitely make sure to get them something next year
As soon as he finds out it was their birthday that day he’d go out of his way to buy them a gift
It’d be very last minute obviously, but it’d be sweet
“You really didn’t have to do that”
“Yeah, but I wanted to”
Cooks them dinner too
What a sweety
“Yeah, you’ve never actually told when your birthday is”
“Oh.. It’s today actually”
Oh man he’d feel so bad
He wishes he would have asked sooner so he could do something special for them
“why didn’t you tell me sooner?”
“I don’t really like celebrating my birthday”
Offers to just have a day in, spending time with each other