so you gotta deal with the cute


I told you, I won’t run anymore.


So why are you still carrying me?


Please don’t repost, edit or claim as your own. Thank you.

I know some of you nasties are going to take one look at that dva skin and start making some gross ass art for lack of footwear. just like the mercy skin, y’all gonna look at dva, get your perv on, and make sfm’s that will send your ass to hell. I just ask blizzard, I ask overwatch- why? why are you putting us through this again? was mercy’s glitched sandals not enough? now we Gotta deal with sweaty ass men with foot fetishes drooling over dva’s skin in game and in the tags? please I can only handle so much nonsense. you should be ashamed Jeff Kaplan. u coulda gave my girl some no slip mega grip booties for her, but instead u have her barefoot ass chillin in the mech! as if sfm artists dont imagine enough hoopla, now my girl dva is gonna be done double dirty. and what is my gay ass gonna do? sit here and accept it because she still looks cute as fuck in those heart shaped glasses. my ass is whipped. 

Back Home | Tom Holland x Reader

Originally posted by tom-hollcnd

Pairing:Tom Holland x Reader

Summary: they thought it would be a funny prank to bring a celebrity back home with you for your high school reunion, but you never imagined who you could fool; not even yourself.

Word Count: a nostalgic 4k+

“Oh, come on! It’ll be fun, Y/N!”.

“No, no, no way. Absolutely not.”

“Everyone will be shocked! You’ll definitely be the coolestgirl in school!”

“Oh, fuck off.” You rolled your eyes at your Hollywood friends, Tom, Jacob, Haz, and Zendaya, all huddled around your laptop reading an invitation to your high school’s five-year reunion, “It’s only been five years, why are we already meeting? Who has even accomplished anything yet?”

You scanned over the email invitation, linking you to a Facebook event page. Clicking on it you can see that already 400 people out of your graduating class of 700+ were going to be there. Wild. You couldn’t really even process what it would be like to go back to your hometown, see the old familiar sights, and be surrounded by the faces you grew up with.

“But just imagine showing up with me,” Tom’s voice resounded behind you, coated with a little bit of charm, and cocky sarcasm. His hands were gripping the back of your chair, rocking you back and forth.

You felt a mighty headache coming on.

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Post-Kerberos! Matt HC

★ When the rebellion group helped him escape, he just ended up sticking with them and eventually became one of the best fighters there???

★ He doesn’t have any idea where his dad is, but scavenges through old Galran tech to hopefully find out.

★ The group is pretty much amazed by humans and low-key terrified of them bc of Matt 

★ He dislocated his shoulder once and the group was like, “it’s horrible to see another one go,,,,” and Matt was just like “???? i can put it back in place????” 

  • Matt: Guys,,,,stop crying,,,,this can be fixed,,,,,
  • Rebellion leader: i saw a dear friend die bc of that, there is no survival
  • Matt: *silently puts in back in place*

★ He has a scar over his right eye bc of the Galra

★ The Galra also found out he needed glasses and basically went, “well we can’t have The Champions friend like this!” and injected some weird shit into his eyes. Matt no longer needs glasses, but his eyes change colors depending on his mood and who he’s talking too

★ Matt, talking to keith as his eyes turn red: And so– why the fuck are you pulling out your sword?

Keith, seeing Matt’s eyes turning yellow as he talks to Hunk: “Uhm guys? Are we sure that Matt isn’t Galra?”

  • “I am right here”

★ When he first heard of Voltron his main thought was, “Well that sounds lit” but when he hears that ‘The Champion’ aka Shiro is their leader, he immediately turns into that Mr.Krabs meme

★ Somehow some people find a picture of the paladins and everybody is just “???? the tiny one resembles matt”

★ Matt automatically realizes it’s Katie and that the red paladin is Keith and just,,,screams for roughly 5 hrs

★ Why is everyone he knows up in space? He has no fucking clue but w/e

★ Makes it a personal mission to track down Voltron for himself and the rebellion

★ They end up showing up eventually to make allies

★ The Paladins talk to some civilians first, so Allura and Coran meet up with the Rebellion leader

  • “Number 5?! How’d you get here so quickly??” “Funny story actually,,,”
  • The real Pidge shows up like 0.5 seconds later
  • Pidge//Katie, tearfully: “MATT”
  • Matt, nearly sobbing: Oh shit waddup

★ Keith screams at him for a solid 10 minutes before tearing up

  • “It’s okay. I know you’re gay and texan already, Keith”
  • “I fucking hate you”

★ There’s a tie between whether Pidge or Shiro cried more

★ Allura: I’m princess Allura and you are?
single and willing–i meAN MATT

 ★ **Takes in Katie’s appearance** “Well, one of us is going to have to change”

★ **Inspecting Shiro’s arm** “Yo, your weapon is just a bitch slap”

★ “,,,,,you guys do realize Allura just picked your lions off of your clothes right???” “No she–holy shit”


  • He essentially spends his time pointing out problems with basically everything tbh

★ “Why does Voltron represent the olympic rings??”

★ He realizes Keith has a crush on Lance in like a couple of days

  • “Listen here, you piece of shit”

★ Slowly comes to the realization that he likes both Shiro and Allura

  • “Coran have you ever heard of a pickle?”

★ He helps Coran around the castle and stuff

  • “And this is the Teludav” “Y’all have fucking teletubbies here?”

★ Him and Hunk team up to annoy Shiro and Lance with puns

  • “I’m just over the moon with excitement”
  • “Aren’t you glad i’m not lion in the cold depths of space??”

★ Him and Slav get along pretty well

  • Shiro hates it

★ “In this timeline, there is a 42% chance of you getting together with the two of them.” “Thanks buddy”

★ “Why did you choose five kids to defend the universe there’s so many ways this could go wrong”

★ Him and Hunk set up the lions to play “What’s new pussycat?” 7 times with one “It’s not unusual” before resuming ‘What’s new pussycat?’

  • “For years, scientist have wondered if you can make 3 teens, 1 adult, and 3 aliens weep tears of joy by playing Tom Jones’ “It’s not unusual”.”

★ Lance is amazed by how smooth his skin is

  • Like, you’ve been in space for 2 years???? And majority of that was with the Galra??? Tell me your secret

★ Everyone figures out Matt’s crush on both Allura and Shiro and try to get them together

  • One plan consisted of a rock, 15 cups of nunvil, and a very upset bounty group.

★ Matt actually likes nunvil

★ The Lions all take a liking to him and everyone would be salty, but he looks adorable when he talks to them so they deal with it

★ Pidge voice: I’ve banned Hunk because he kept messing with my shit but now—

★ He appreciates the fact that Hunk points out all the weird shit that’s going on while everyone else just accepts it

★ “Do you think i could install the internet to my mind?”
★ **sees all the upgrades Pidge added to Green** “yO—YO!”

★ Anytime Shiro or Allura do anything remotely romantic to him, ‘What the heck i gotta do’ starts blasting from the Green Lion

★  Allura called his ears cute once, and nobody saw him for 6 hrs until Lance found him frantically grabbing Altean romance novels while whispering, “what does it mean?!”

★ They go to a planet where it’s considered normal to have more than one partner

  • Coran convinces the newly dubbed “Poly triangle” to pretend they’re actually dating for reasons unknown
  • They pull it off so well that the Aliens eventually ask when they’re gonna get married
  • Everyone had vastly different reactions

★ “You guys are fighting Zarkon right? Why don’t you just turn him Zarkoff?”

★ Hunk voice: Um, guys, what are those things?
    Obviously annoyed Matt voice: Aliens. 
    Different ranges of offended Allura, Coran and Keith voices: Excuse me?

★ “I’m fucking tired. beam me up, Scotty”

★ Keith, kneeling down on one knee: “Matt, Allura, will you do me the honor of marrying my stupid brother?”

★ “Voltron? More like Dabtron.”

  • “How do I return a brother?”


★ Tried to convince Shiro to let him Pidge and Hunk install a laser gun sound effect or the lightsaber noise to his arm

★ Once, he finally found the courage to tell Shiro and Allura that he liked them but they mistook it as him saying he enjoyed their company or smth along those lines

  • He tried to throw himself out the airlock afterwards

★ Lotor eventually shows up and everyone is tense bc he’s shown interest in the Blue Lion

★ Lotor sees Matt, and just pushes Lance out of the way: Hello there ;)

  • Everyone pretends not to notice Shiro’s eye twitch and Allura breaking the weapon she was holding
  • Lance was offended at first but seeing their reactions made it worth it

★ Matt is oblvious to Lotor’s attempts though

  • Everytime he gets close, Matt just assumes it’s some weird galra thing

★ “Raindrops on roses, Allura’s white hair, Shiro’s back muscles and Allura’s eyes. These two could probably kick his ass and they’re a few of Matt’s favorite things”

★ Obviously exasperated Pidge voice: You guys just need to bone
    Stern Matt voice: What did you say?
    Pleading Hunk voice: Please don’t say it again
    Not Caring Pidge voice: I said you guys need to bone
    Shocked, Furious Matt voice: B O N E!?

★ They visit a planet with very tall aliens and of course shenanigans ensure

★ Keith voice: Y’know Allura, Shiro, you should probably hold Matt’s hand, so he can’t get lost everyone around here is pretty tall

  • **Disappointed, obviously knows what you’re doing Shiro Glare**
  • Completely oblivious, already grabbing Matt’s hand Allura voice: Of course! We wouldn’t want that!”
  • **Undignified, silent squeal from Matt**

★ Hunk voice: The stars sure are beautiful tonight
    Lance voice: Y’know what else is beautiful?
    Pidge and Keith voices: A loving relationship between Matt, Shiro and Allura

★ Eventually, the time comes where there’s a serious fight that both Shiro and Allura have to go through alone, and Matt freaks tf out and terribly confesses to the both of them:

  • “Okay, listen tf up. I can’t do that dramatic thing where I pull you down and kiss you and say, ‘Come back to me’ since there’s two of you. But I will say that I love you both, and if you dont come back i’m taking out the entire Galran Empire myself”

★ Allura and Shiro are both shocked but Matt is already fast walking away so they can’t say anything

  • They come back and make a beeline for him
  • Allura makes it to him first

★ Keith cries, Pidge and Hunk pull out a confetti cannon they made for this occasion, Lance falls to his knees in victory, Coran pulls out a cake. Everything is good in the Universe.

[Read Part One// Pre! Kerberos! Matt HC here!]

anonymous asked:

I'm not sure do you want to write it, because it's a little bit connected with wet dreams of RFA and Saeran's fic when he spies on MC's phone call, but maybe you want to write a request where RFA+V+Saeran and MC not together, but are very close, and s\o overhears how MC tells her friend about a certain nsfw fantasy about them and try to fulfill it. Btw, I love your works! You are amazing!

Wet dreams again! And with this one, the “wet dreams” trilogy is now complete! I did this one as mini-fics to celebrate, LOL (not really, I just got carried away as usual)

RFA + Saeran and V overhearing MC talking about her wet dreams with them (NSFW-ish?)


“Ah, MC! Come on, you don’t have to blush so much! You know you’re probably not the only girl in this country that had wet dreams about Zen, right?”

“I know… but it’s different.  I’m not just his fan, I’m his friend. And he was a fucking butler, for fuck’s sake!”

“So what? You have a thing for butlers. Big news: we all do after watching Kuroshitsuji.”

“Yeah, and my mind keeps playing a hentai version of it. With Zen! And… less wet, you know how hentais are all wet and the censored version shows a girl being fucked by a bunch of pixels? Yeah… my dream was nothing like that.”

“Oh… no pixels? So how… how did it look?”

“Perfect… just like him…” you sigh and chug the rest of your beer, watching as she laughs and says you’re a dirty little bitch, and that’s why she loves you.

Zen feels… oddly embarrassed. His fans have no chill in talking how handsome and sexy he is, and how he is always in their dreams, but you’re right, you’re not just a fan, you’re his friend. And though you never really hid you think he’s attractive, you never told him you think he’s perfect, that his… dick… is perfect! Oh my… so much information to deal! He was just trying to find you two in this after party with some of his colleague actors, and here are the things he found out: hentais are all wet, girl talk is kinda funny, girl talk makes him feel oddly shy when he happens to be the subject of it, you think he’s perfect. He and his perfect dick serving you in your dreams… oh, dreams are such powerful happenings, aren’t they? He has psychic dreams once in a while… what about you?

“Hey, I finally found you two, ladies. Ready to go home?” he tries to act casually, but he’s seeing you on a whole different light.

“Yeah, let’s go. It’s kinda late.” Your friend says, getting up of her chair. “Oh, but let me just fangirl a little over that guy who played salesman #2. I’ll… meet you guys outside.” She doesn’t even give you time to say anything and just vanish out of there.

“Enjoying the party, babe?” oh… even calling you ‘babe’ feels differently now. What did he call you in your dream? Madam?

“Yeah, it’s been great, Zen! Thanks for letting us crash into this party, the musical was… fabulous, you’re so talented.”

“Thanks. Here, let me help you with your coat.”

“Oh, no need to, I’m fine.”

“Come on, it’s a pleasure to service you.” Your eyes widen as you look away. Oh… he had no idea his little tease would make him feel as aroused as you. “Anything else I can do for you?”

“N-no, I’m fine. Let’s get my friend before she ‘accidentally trips and falls into some of your colleagues arms.” He chuckles at your attempt of brushing it out whatever wild thoughts your mind is going through. What wouldn’t he give to hear them all?

You let your friend at her place and then he walks you to yours. Somehow you managed to go back to your usual, funny, bubbly self. You two stop at the door of your building.

“Thanks for the night, Zen.”

“My pleasure.” He bows before you, smirking as he sees you pressing your legs against each other. “So,  what about joining me tomorrow night to help me practice my lines? I think you’ll really like this new project.”

“Sure! I would love to! Who will you play?”

“A butler.” He says bluntly, trying not to laugh at your eyes blinking non-stop and your half ajar mouth, your reaction is…ugh, perfect. “Good night, babe. Have sweet dreams.”

Your answer comes out almost in a whisper. And as he starts walking, hearing you go inside your building, he sighs in amusement. Your friend loves you because you’re a ‘dirty little bitch’ and he loves you because… wait! He loves you?


“You should be ashamed of yourself for thinking such impure thoughts about such a cinnamon roll, MC!”

“Don’t you think I don’t know that? Ugh… he’s really cute, isn’t it?” you sigh “But you know what’s cuter? His balls that I shamelessly sucked in that dream!” you two laugh mischievously.

“Well, you’re so altruistic even in your fantasies, aren’t you? Giving blowjobs instead of getting eaten, I mean…”

“Well, you’ve met him, haven’t you? He’s so shy, I think a blowjob would really make him loosen up. He was definitely not shy in my dream, you know?”

“Bet he whined like a puppy.”

“Girl, no! He was groaning, and trust me… it was hot!”

Shit shit shit! Yoosung should have stopped listening to this when he heard “balls”. And yet, he kept standing there behind the bathroom door as you and your friend walked to the hallway of the house she was throwing a little get together. He felt so special about her inviting him, since he was one of your closest friends by now. Well, as close as you two are now, it will never be close enough like you and her talking about such… intimate things like you’re discussing this new color of nail polish or… other stuff women talk about that he doesn’t really understand. And though he appreciates it the hint of concern and desire of him loosening up, your methods are… gahhhh! His face is all hot! Hot… like his groans in your dream? No! What is he thinking? This is so naughty, Yoosung!

“Hey, MC…” he does his best to not show you his embarrassment as he goes to you a little later, at least not too much embarrassment.

“Are you okay? You look so red… you don’t have a fever, do you?” your friend asks, trying to reach his forehead, which makes him even redder. “Oh, poor thing!  Hey, there’s a thermometer in the first aid kit in the kitchen, why don’t you pick it? MC will help you.” He looks at you, and… well, it would be impossible for you to get more flustered as him, but… you looked pretty embarrassed… which made him feel a little relieved and very aroused.

“Sorry for the trouble, MC. I… don’t really wanna feel like a burden to you or your friend.”

“Nonsense! If you’re sick, I need to help you and make sure you’re feeling ok.” Helping him… making him feel ok… gahhh! How come everything you say takes him immediately to the conversation he overheard?

“See? No fever! I told you I was fine, no need to worry! Now let’s go back to the party!” he says, yes, he’ll definitely shake these naughty thoughts if it isn’t just the two of you.

“Are you sure? Or we can just go, you know?”

“Ah, now that I was starting to loosen up?” oops! It slips from his mouth before he even realizes. But your shy smile is so worthy… “I mean… I mean… I…”

“You’re right. Let’s go.” You turn your back on him. So he won’t see you blushing, maybe?

And he did loosen up, making you and your friend really delighted. At the end, people were sad for seeing you two calling it a night and he saying goodbye to walk you home.

“Did you have fun, Yoosung?” you ask when you two stop by the door of your building.

“Yes! I gotta say, your friends are… really handful at first, but then I got more comfortable and had so much fun. Thanks for the night, MC!”

“Oh, I should thank you for joining me, I know they can be really loud and… hard to deal if you’re shy and…”

“Oh, you should know that I’m not really that shy…” well, he is. But he needed seeing your cute flustered smile at least one more time before he leaves.

So worth it! Loosening up, getting less shy, making you smile… he loves how much he’s changing because of you, he loves… you?


“Never would’ve took you as a boob girl, MC! I was so sure you were more the ass type…”

“Girl, I thought I was, but… her breasts are just… beautiful. I feel like a horny dude by thinking so much of them to the point of dreaming about them, but… they are beautiful, especially from the angle I was seeing in that dream, you know?”

“Well, they are pretty big, I’m almost jealous…”

“I wish I was jealous, all I can think about is how warm and smooth it must be…just like her whole skin… and I seriously need to stop talking like a creepy guy, don’t I?”

“Well, you lose a little bit of prudence when you get a crush that big…”

“Ugh, my crush is bigger… bigger than her boobs…” you mutter shyly as your friend tells you’re fucking hopeless.

Well, this is embarrassing, to say the least. She knew you were slightly different when you hang with your best friend, but this is on a whole another level, she wonders if your friendship with her will ever get to the point of sharing such personal thoughts. Oh… she’s not sure if she’ll ever feel like talking about her erotic dreams… have she ever even had one? No, that one with Zen wasn’t really erotic, oh, but she remembers waking up one night really sweaty… she doesn’t recall much, but it was a dream about you… Oh… is talking about wet dreams a normal thing between girlfriends? How will she ever talk about them with her closest friends if the dream was about the closest friend? Her closest friend has been dreaming about her, about her… boobs. Do they really look that great?

“Hi! I decided to touch up my makeup too.” She says stepping to the bathroom of the bar that you insisted on bringing your two best friends.

“Oh, great! Here, you can borrow my lipstick. This bitch here will tell you to watch out for herpes, but don’t mind her, she’s just jealous of my pursing lips.” You roll your eyes and laugh, making them both chuckle. “I should get going, somebody needs to watch our table, see ya girls in a minute.” She walks out of there humming loudly.

“I’m sorry, she’s just… I hope she’s not making you embarrassed or anything…” oh, nothing is more embarrassing than you liking her boobs. What do you like them beside their size?

“It’s okay, MC. I’m having lots of fun!”

“Oh, I know the name of this fun, it’s marguerita, right?” you two laugh as look at the mirror, adjusting yourselves. “Ugh, I’m so tipsy I think I’ll smudge this lipstick before I even put it on.”

“Oh, let me help you.” She promptly goes to you, holding your shoulders for you to face her. So close… like you were in that dream of hers. Yes, her boobs are pretty big, aren’t they? You’re not that close and they are almost touching yours, yep, you noticed that too as you quickly glanced down and cleared your throat, facing her again.

“You know what? It’s… it’s fine. I mean, I’ll drink more, so I don’t really need lipstick.” You say, backing away. “Let’s go back before that bitch drinks all the beer!”

And it was so much fun! It was so good to be around other women like that, it feels even more special because she never had that before. It’s new, and it’s unpredictable and it makes her feel like… well, like a woman again. She couldn’t stop feeling this even when you called it a night and offered to walk her to her place.

“Are you sure you’re not the one who needs help to get home, MC?” she asks when you two arrive at her place.

“Yeah, I’m okay! All that fun I drank it’s no match for me!” is she a match for you? Wait, what? “Anyway, I should get going, I can’t wait to get home, these shoes are killing me, and don’t even get me started in this bra!”

“Yeah… I can’t wait to take mine off too…” she feels her face heating up as she notices you basically staring at her cleavage.  But her embarrassment turns into amusement as she watches you shaking your head after saying goodbye. Ohoho…if you could, you would definitely slap yourself right now, wouldn’t you?

She looks to her boobs when she goes inside her place, chuckling. How could you make her feel so good about this part of her body that made her feel so self-conscious for so long? Yeah, you make her feel like a woman, and you know what? Your breasts aren’t bad either… just another great part of you that she… loves?


“Aren’t you a little old for school fantasies, girl?”

“Well, he could be a professor in university. It’s not like it would be less hot anyway…”

“Were you wearing a pleated skirt and piggytails?”

“Girl, no! Jumin is a classy man, I would never have a wet dream about him that could be a video you can see on Redtube!”

“Oh, so you’re saying he spanked you with a rule, then fucked you over a desk and called you ‘his naughty girl’, but with class?”

“Yes, that’s exactly what I’m saying. He does everything elegantly… even, you know, cumming on my breasts.” You both chuckle.

Well, uhm… this wasn’t a very elegant conversation, and it definitely wasn’t elegant of him to keep listening it, even if he was the topic. Well, not him per say, a… professor version of him? How did you even come up with that? He never even considered a career in the teaching field… your imagination really is… quite something. How would this work? You were a student of his? Oh, but that would be really unprofessional… he asking you to meet him after class, he needed to go over your last essay and how disappointed he was because he knew you have so much potential and can do such a better job. And you would tell him you’re really sorry, because his opinion really matters to you and you’ll do anything to prove you’re worth of his trust. Anything?

“Oh, there you are!” he says, walking into the balcony you and your friend were talking in this party at his dad’s house. “I hope I’m not interrupting anything.”

“Of course not! Actually, I… I feel like I’m interrupting something, I should… taste a little caviar. You two… get along, will you?” you roll your eyes and he smiles softly. She’s so unsubtle even he can see what she’s trying to do.

“How can you interrupt something you’ve been doing from the beginning? I’m sorry, Jumin, I have no idea what I was thinking when I told she could come over.”

“She is funny, and she is your friend. Any friend of yours is mine too, MC. How long have you been friends, again?”

“Oh, we went to the same college.”  Oh… more school talk?

“I would love to have met you in college, it would have been priceless.” Oh, you’re looking so intently at him… what if he teases you a little? “Even though you would probably avoid me, most colleagues would mistake me as a professor.”

“I… don’t think I would avoid you.” Oh… not the reaction he was expecting, to be honest.

“Well, I’m pleased to know that. Let’s go back to the party, shall we?” yeah, he got  a little frustrated you didn’t really get flustered. He’s always amused by your flustered face…

He kept thinking about this even after Driver Kim let your friend at her place and now that you two were alone in his car. Actually, he would like to know what you were thinking. It almost sounded like you were trying to tease him as well back then. Did he… did he get flustered? Probably not, if he did, you would giggle and tell him he is cute, like you usually do. Oh yeah, just remembering makes him feel… well, flustered.

“Well, this is where I stay. Thanks for inviting me.”

“Don’t mention it. The pleasure was all mine. Did you have fun?”

“I did! I was so worried because everything was so fancy and… elegant, but I…”

“You’ll get used to elegance, it would be a privilege to teach you all about elegance from now on, if you allow me to be your teacher, of course.” There it is… your lovely blushing face.

You say a quick goodbye before getting off the car and almost running to your house. Ahh, you never fail to amuse him, do you? He just loves you so much and… oh…


“So, just to make it clear, he would be the one to crossdress, or did you crossdress as a guy too?”

“No, he was the one crossdressing. And let me tell you, what a hot girl/boy he is. I was almost sexually confused.”

“Yeah, a guy wearing your panties and a cat maid outfit while he fucks you? That can be confusing.”

“You say that because you don’t know how hot he looks in a dress. He looks… he looks even better than us…”

“Nah, you’re just blinded by your crush, I suppose.”

“Yeah… and very sexually confused.” You two laugh and keep talking about guys wearing panties and how hot this is, you kinky little perverts.

Saeyoung accidentally listened to that phone call as he was checking a little bug in your phone, as you requested him to do so. Of course he didn’t need to listen to your private conversations, but he listened his name, crush, maid outfit and wet dream and… well, he couldn’t stop it.  It was wrong, but why did it feel so right? Like most of his feelings for you, to be honest… oh, if you only knew that there was nothing to feel embarrassed, because… well, he had even filthier dreams with you… no, but he could never tell you that, he’s not a girlfriend with who you can open up to and tell your deepest fantasies and desires. What if he disguised as a woman and tried to get friends with you? Oh… but if you’re so kinky for his crossdressing, you two would end up more than friends, huh? Lol

He called you because… well, just because. And watched as you jumped when you saw his name on the screen of your phone. “I’ll call you later, girl.”

“Oh… your little girlfriend is on the other line, right? Don’t worry, I won’t be a third wheel. Talk to you later!”

“Hey, Saeyoung, what’s up?” Oh, after that conversation? There is something definitely up with him…

“Just calling to let you know I’m still trying to fix the bug on your phone remotely, but if it gets too tough, I’ll probably need to go to your place and fix it personally.”

“My place? Ugh… let me know so I can clean it up before, it’s a mess!”

“Or I can come over and clean for you? Like a good maid?” he listens to you gulping lightly. Ohoho he got you good, huh? Well, he would like to get you, you know?

And much to your surprise, he did show up at your place. He considered showing up as a maid, but… maybe he wouldn’t be able to resist to your lustful eyes when you would spot him standing at the door. So… nah, he would be the only one struggling to resist you, he was pretty good at it.

“Hello, miss. Did you request my services?”

“I did. But no uniform? Ugh… such an unprofessional maid!”

“Oh please, forgive me, madam. Shall I change right away?” he says taking off his hoodie and making a motion to his bag so you’ll think he actually brought the costume.

“Or maybe you can work with no clothes on?” you smirk, and he immediately stops, blushing. You look at him and start laughing. “Come in, stupid, I’ll make some popcorn for us.”

And as he joins you in the couch to eat that popcorn and find something for you to watch, he can’t help feeling… happy. Yeah, sexual fantasies are fun, but his innocent fantasies about you are so much better, and he’s glad to make this one come true. He would love to make all of them come true, because he… he loves you.


“… and I mean, I know it’s bad, but I… I can’t keep an innocent vision about him getting ice cream after that dream, you know?”

“What flavor was the ice cream?”

“I… I don’t know, it was pink, I… seriously? I just told you about how I dreamed about Saeran licking ice cream off my whole body, and you’re concerned about the flavor? What the fuck?”

“Hahaha, I’m just messing with you. Don’t get so upset, I bet you don’t get mad when he messes with you like that.”

“He never messes with me… unfortunately.”

“Awww, someone is feeling a little M, huh?”

M? What does that mean? Oh… his brother calls Yoosung an M sometimes, could it be…? Masochist? SHIT! What’s wrong with you girls? How can you talk about stuff like that so shamelessly? He feels like a nerve-wracking talking over the most trivial stuff with you, and here you are vividly describing to your equally crazy friend how he told you how yummy you are and how he would eat you all night, even when there was no ice cream anymore. Girls are insane! But still, it’s fun to see you so comfortable, he wishes you would get this comfortable around him and not being so worried about hurting his feelings. Okay, but don’t get too comfortable… not like in your weird dream!

“Hey!” he says, walking back from the bathroom and joining you two in the cafeteria’s table you invited him. He probably wouldn’t have accepted if he knew you had another guest, ugh… it’s still weird being around your crazy friends…

“Hi! So uhm…  I’m sorry if my presence here makes you uncomfortable, honey. MC said she was just very excited to introduce you to me, but I… I should get going. No hard feelings, okay? Take your time and don’t worry.” Ah great! Now he feels like a prick.

“Did I do something wrong?” he asks you as she walks away.

“Oh… no, not at all! She is just giving us some space, I mean… you, she’s giving you some space. Don’t worry, she thinks you’re really nice and sweet.”

“Sweet like ice cream?” he ask, more ou of curiosity than to actually tease you, but your nervous smile is just… priceless!

“Nah, you’re sweeter.” Shit! Now he’s blushing! Humph, he looks away grumpily, hating how you always manages to fluster him, somehow.

You two are walking to his place when you spot this popsicle little store. And he is wondering if you’re teasing him. Nah, probably not, you just know he likes ice cream. You know him so well…

“I want anything that is pink.” He says, smirking. And you just nod, avoiding his gaze. Hahaha, cute dork!

He notices your quick glances at him as he runs his tongue along the popsicle. He feels so stupid trying to be sexy, but at least you’re stupid enough to fall for it.

“Ahh, brain freeze!” you say flinching slightly before starting to lick it again. He finds it funny how you just complained about the bothering sensation and didn’t even hesitate to do it again, kinda like an…

“You’re just a little M, ain’t you?” you choke on the popsicle, which… makes him feel really aroused.

And as you walk him home all flustered, he can’t stop smirking, he finally got the upper hand on this flirting thing. He’s getting better and you’re allowing him on it, probably because you like him, and he… really likes you, he… probably even loves you.


“You’re such a narcissistic hoe, MC! Admit it!”

“No! It’s not about narcissism! It’s about… body praising! He was praising my body by taking photos of it and my reactions to his dirty talking,”

“I seriously can’t imagine that guy doing dirty talk, MC.”

“I can’t either… that’s what makes it so sexy, you know?”

“You are… so dirty for covering such an elegant man with your impure thoughts!”

“Ugh, I know… but I can’t help it, he’s just… he’s just elegantly sexy, I guess…”

Sexy? You think he’s… sexy? Well, it’s not like he haven’t heard this before, but coming from you makes it even harder to believe. He’s flattered, but he doesn’t feel like he’s sexy… oh, but the taking pics of your reactions while he talks dirty is very sexy, actually. Yeah… what would he say to you? “I love how your body shivers in anticipation for me.” “You’re so beautiful,I want to see everything, show me everything, MC!” no, too formal… “You like this, don’t you? You like being naked as I watch you with my camera? Dirty girl…” okay, better… “I can’t wait to turn this camera off and go to you, your body is driving me crazy, I won’t be able to control myself.” Okay… “I need to taste you, then make you beg for me to feel you, I’ll make you beg for my cock, my slutty little gi…” oh no, too much, and he would never call you a slut. Ugh… your friend is right, he really sucks at this.

“Hello, ladies!” he says walking into the kitchen of your place, you and your friend were grabbing more snacks for this little get together and he overheard this talk when he realized he needed to help you two. “Can I help you with that?”

“Oh, I’m good, but you can help MC.” Your friend says, shoving the packages in your arms and running out of there. He chuckles as you glare at her.

“You… really don’t have to do that, V. You’re a guest, don’t worry.”

“Oh, please allow me on helping you being a good hostess, would you? It would be an honor…”

“Yeah, sure. I don’t reall know how to say no to you.” You admit chuckling.

“Really now? So I suppose you wouldn’t say no if I ask to take a picture of you?” oh… the dream… he didn’t mean it like that. It’s just… you look really beautiful under this light and… ahh, your blushing face is so adorable, it only makes him feel like taking a lot of pictures! “I’m sorry, I got ahead of myself. Let me help you with this.”

And he keeps helping you being a good hostess for most of the night, some of your friends even remark on how it looks like you two are a couple celebrating a little housewarming, which makes you both blush and delight at each other’s flustered expressions. Of course he stayed to help you cleaning afterwards.

“It was a lovely party, MC. Thanks for inviting me.”

“Oh, I was really glad that you came, you know? Even though it’s embarrassing, my house is such a mess and my taste for decoration is so… all over the place!”

“I know… well, I suppose that’s just one of the things that makes you really sexy.” He quickly looks away, not daring to stare at you and your reaction to his sudden boldness. “I… should get going, it’s getting late.

You nod and walk him to the door. And as he looks at you to say goodbye, he finally sees your expression, and it is… breathtaking! Oh… he would love to get a pic of this! He would love to take pics of every single one of your reactions. For example, how would you react if he ever confessed that he loves you?


SpideyPool Fanart. 

ya’ll gotta deal with the quality tho.

//Also this Peter Parker design is obviously from Spiderman Homecoming and I was biased cause Tom Holland’s Spidey is really cute gddmt haha. But I can make one with Andrew Garfield as Spiderman to all those who like him as Spidey, please let me know if you want me to.

but this is not the one i was really tempted to post we have rating issues so i guess next time

Got7 as dads

A/n: I thought this would be so cute bc who doesn’t love imagining their favs as dads???? Anyways enjoy!!


• soccer/softball Dad™

• will get your kids riding bikes and walking as quick as he can

• treasures every single moment with them

• if your kid is interested in a sport he will do everything in his power to coach it

• doesn’t matter if he likes the sport or not

• if your kid likes it he LOVES it

• super passionate about making sure your kids do well in school

• “if this gets to be too much just know you can quit whenever”

• a lovely and understanding Dad

• would rather you be the one to drive the kids and friends around bc he can be awk sometimes and you’re “really good at it”

• he can sweet talk his way into getting anything from his kids tbh

• like you honestly wonder how they listen to him every. single. time.

• you start to think he has some magic or is paying them bc WOW

• your kids friends like him a lot, he’s “the cool dad”

• this makes him v v happy

• overall: A+++ Dad that loves you guys so much

Originally posted by tuanpumpkins


• the Hot Dad™

• I feel bad for your daughter(s)/son(s)

• your daughters friends are gonna fawn all over him

• and your sons girlfriends are really gonna reevaluate their lives

• just a LITTLE overprotective sometimes

• doesn’t let his daughter get a boyfriend till like late high school bc “boys are dangerous”

• “but Dad you’re a boy”

• he’s only protective bc he loves your kids a lot and he doesn’t want anything to happen to them

• you gotta talk some sense into him sometimes bc if it was up to him his kids would never leave the house in anything less than a full head to toe suit

• especially his lil girl

• god bless your daughter(s)

• overall a good Dad but just controlling and sometimes can’t control his anger

• thankfully he’s been working on it and is much better than before

• loves your lil family like crazy and wouldn’t trade you guys for anything

Originally posted by igot7-love


• the PTA Dad™

• the one that carpools his kids friends around whenever

• also known as the 2nd mom

• won’t hesitate to go to the school board if he feels kids aren’t being treated right

not the first time he’s done it

• everyone loves him

• can be embarrassing

• drives around in the minivan with the windows down playing old school music

• drops off your kids and yells that he loves them w/ the window rolled down yikes

• will definitely run your kids the project they forgot at home so they don’t get an F

• has good intentions

• def will talk shit about your teachers with you bc he agrees that “Mrs. Lee totally has favorites”

• will be very proud of how well his kids do in school and will def brag about them

• overall really supportive and loving, you’re lucky to have such an amazing father to your children

Originally posted by got7pics

you’re mark and coco is your kid


• another soccer/softball Dad™


• really involved with his kids athletics

• he couldn’t wait to help coach your sons basketball team and your daughters softball team

• for most dads that would be too much to handle but not him

• he’s “super dad” as he puts it

• smoothies for everyone after the games

• some of your daughters friends have a crush on him

• it’s cute when you notice their blushing, Jackson is literally oblivious to it


• y'all eat so damn healthy and organic

• he will sign all of you up for gym memberships

• when the kids get old enough yall will take family gym trips and it’s so cute

• parks are also a big deal

• like fresh air >>>

• he really is that sports dad

• will encourage his kids to do tons of sports in high school

• you gotta tell him to chill bc academics are just as important if not more

• “oh you’re right, listen to your mom kids”

• pretty understanding of a lot

• rarely yells/punishes your kids bc “they are just so cute”

• you’re the bad cop most of the time sorry

• altogether, a very loving, healthy and supporting Dad good job

Originally posted by marksonislovely


• the fun field trip Dad™

• literally EVERYONE wishes he was their dad too

• always has snacks at the ready

• will feed any child, doesn’t matter if they are his or not

• the one that makes sure their group gets all the work done before having fun

• helps with big school projects even if they don’t need it

• also a lil embarrassing but he really doesn’t mean to be

• sometimes you’ll have to pull him aside and tell him to give your kids some time with their friends

• “but they were having fun?”

• “just trust me babe”

• will let your kids date in like the beginning of high school

• tries to intimidate boys but sometimes it doesn’t work

• takes him a hot minute to actually accept people your kids date bc

• “nobody is good enough for my kids”

• the innocent Dad too

• def won’t hesitate to buy your kids a puppy or three if they ask

• your kids take advantage of his kindness sometimes

• he really doesn’t notice and feels bad when he makes a decision w/o consulting you

• a sweet and sentimental dad, truly one that is worth treasuring bc this man is a dime

Originally posted by softseong


that Dad™

• will pick your kid up from school in the bright red lambo

• spoils them to no end bc as he says “yolo”

• you hit him when he says that

• Christmas is a big deal in your house, like shit yall need two trees bc all the presents “santa” has gotten everyone

• if your daughter asks for something she’ll more than likely get it

• lowkey highkey tries to outdo the other dads

• if someone else brings their kid flowers

• he’ll bring his kid flowers and a new charm bracelet

• is protective as well but not nearly as bad as JB

• lets his kids date in like middle school

• will probably have the sex talk with your son, you’ll definitely hit him for how he explained it

• surprisingly a really caring dad, he can be strict but not too bad

• what a lucky girl you are, people will be wishing they were apart of your family

Originally posted by got7lparadise


• dance recital dad™

• such a cheerleader for his kiddos

• not the coach type but will definitely hype them up in the stands

• “babe sit down you’re gonna embarrass them!”


• will buy them ice cream after

• is so excited when your kid expresses an interest in dance

• will sign them up for classes as soon as legally possible

• gets so excited when the parents are allowed to stay and watch the rehearsal

• will try and keep up with the lil tots but finds it way harder than anticipated

imagine big ol’ giraffe boy tryna learn baby choreo and literally tripping over his own feet

will hold little shows in your living room bc he’s so proud

• such a stage Dad!

• gives your kids pep talks before they go on

• brings huge bouquets of flowers to give to them afterwards

• doesn’t matter if they can hold them or not

• such an amazing dad that loves your babies to pieces and will probably want like a million of them so get ready girl

Originally posted by noirahgase

you’re my favourite constellation.

stargazing!au, friends to lovers with han jisung

Originally posted by hyyunjinn


request from @straybin: Can I request a stray kids jisung friends to lovers star gazing au! Your aus are super sweet I loved the seungmin one!

(thank you so much ily 💝💓💖💕💞💘💗)

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The Bet {CH} 2

a very very requested ch2 for you all :))) hope y’all like it!!


YOU SIGHED as you slammed your Psychology textbook shut and shoved it in your over-the-shoulder bag, your best friend who was sat right next to you doing that same thing. The two of you made your way out of the classroom, your professor reminding you about your assignment that was due by the end of the week, as everybody else in your class filed out.

“God that class is such a drag,” Peyton groaned and you simply rolled your eyes. You lost count of how many times your best friend complained about that class, and you always asked her why she took it, and she would simply say. “Have you seen Professor Matthews face?” And you didn’t disagree, you thought your professor was attractive for a forty year old man, but that’s not the only reason you took the class.

You were finally out of the crammed building and in the fresh air after sitting in that same classroom for ninety minutes with Peyton next to you doodling and laughing at stuff on her phone, not paying on bit of attention, while all of your focus was on the words Professor Matthews was saying, since you were majoring in Psychology, so you always listened intently to what he was saying.

Psychology interested you. You had taken two Psychology classes in high school, and that’s when you knew you wanted to major in the subject. The way the human brain worked, and the mind and behavior and everything about it intrigued you. Most people didn’t know what they wanted to major in while still in high school, so when you told Peyton that you wanted to major in Psychology, she called you a nerd.

“So, anyway, are we still-”

“Y/N! Wait up!” Peyton was interrupted by an unfamiliar voice yelling your name. You spun around to see Calum, a guy who you had never talked to, but had a couple classes with you, running towards you. He stopped when he saw just a few feet away from you and rested his hands on his knees as he panted. You and Peyton shared looks of confusion as you waited for Calum to talk. After fully catching his breath, Calum stood up straight, and smiled at you. “Hey.”

“Uh, hi?” You were just as confused as Peyton looked considering you and Calum had never conversed before. The past three years of going to the same college and having a handful of classes together the most interaction the two of you ever had was just exchanging smiles in class or when you would pass each other in the halls or in the quad.

“I have a question for you.”


“I’m struggling in Psychology and Professor Matthews told me that you’re, like, really good in that subject and I was wondering if you would be willing to help me out a little?”

“Like tutor you?” You were surprised. Out of all of the people he could ask he asked you?

“Uh, yeah, basically.” Calum scratched the back of his neck and you looked at Peyton would had a small smile on her face, her lips rolled into her mouth to try to hide the smile, but you saw it. You had voiced to Peyton that you thought Calum was cute, everybody thought he was cute, and she would always tell you to ask him out, but you would never do that in fear of getting rejected. Peyton was a lot more confident and ballsy than you were, so it wasn’t a big deal for her to ask a guy out, but you never would, even the thought of it made you nervous.

“Hey, Y/N/N, I gotta go to class.” Peyton spoke up and your eyes widened. You didn’t want her to leave you alone with Calum. You were awkward in situations that dealt with attractive guys talking to you and being naturally antisocial didn’t help much with that. “I’ll see you later?”

You glared at your best friend as she walked away with a smirk on her face, knowing exactly what she was trying to do. Peyton had been badgering you to find a guy to hook up with for ages now and you knew she left the two of you alone in hopes that something would happen between the two of you, but you knew it wouldn’t. You weren’t a virgin- no, you had slept with a few guys, all of them being boyfriends of short amounts of time, so you were experienced, but didn’t like to just sleep around with guys you weren’t familiar with.

“So, what do you say?” Calum had a hopeful smile on his face as he waited for your answer and you sighed. You were a nice person and didn’t like to say no to people, even if you wanted to, so you sighed and gave into him. And anyway, his face was too hard to say no to, in your opinion.

“Yeah, okay. I’ll help you.”

Calum’s face lit up happily and you couldn’t help but smile yourself. “Great. Thanks, Y/N. You’re saving my ass.”

You told Calum you would meet him in the library after your class the next day, which would be around three, and since Calum only had one class on Tuesday mornings, he had all day to do nothing until he had to meet you. And he told himself he would use that time to come up with an elaborate plan to woo you and then another plan to get in your pants, with the help of Ashton and Luke, of course.

You walked to your apartment that was off campus, only a ten minute walk, and dropped your heavy bag on the floor by your front door, before changing into more comfortable clothes, and plopping down on your couch. You flipped through the channels on your TV before switching to Netflix and settling on watching reruns of Mad Men. Your phone vibrated on your couch next to you and you picked it up, seeing texts from the group chat that you, Peyton and your other best friend, Michael had together.

Pey: just got outta class i’m coming over

Mikey: same be there soon

You knew they were talking about coming over to your apartment, since the both of them still lived in the dorms on campus, so you responded telling them the front door was unlocked and got a text from Michael telling you that it isn’t safe to keep your door unlocked. You didn’t bother responding and turned off Mad Men, since Michael wasn’t finished watching it yet, and put on One Tree Hill, since you, Peyton, and Michael had all seen it before. And it was Peyton’s favorite show since her and her favorite character had the same name.

Michael got to your apartment first and plopped down on the couch next to you, grabbing the bowl of popcorn out of your lap, and shoving his face. You knew that Michael and his girlfriend were fighting a lot and their relationship had been a little rocky and you knew he needed to vent, so you knew that’s why he wanted to come over.

“You okay?” You asked Michael as he looked at the TV with a frown on his face. Before Michael could tell you what was wrong, Peyton was walking in the door, and locking it behind her. She sat down next to you, so you were sandwiched between your two best friends, and she took the bowl of popcorn out of Michael’s hands to shove her own mouth.

“Today was shit.” Michael sighed and rested his head on your shoulder.

“Trouble in paradise?” Peyton asked with a mouthful of popcorn and you cringed. You told her to chew her food before opened her mouth to talk, and her mother had told her the same thing, but she ignored both of you, not liking to listen to other people.

“You have no idea.” Michael groaned and lifted his head from your shoulder. He turned his body so his back was resting against the armrest and his legs were extended, resting on you and Peyton’s laps. You tore your eyes away from the TV and gave Michael your full attention. “I love Allison, I really do, but she’s just- she’s being so difficult!”

“Difficult how?”

“She’s never happy, it seems. Like I do so much for her! I buy her gifts and tell her she’s beautiful and give her all of my attention and do everything that boyfriends should do, but she still complains about me not loving her! And she- ugh nevermind.”

“She what?” You prodded.

Michael sighed heavily and looked away from you and Peyton. “She says I spend too much time with you guys and she’s jealous and finds it weird that two of my best friends are girls and she-she thinks that we’re, like, having a threesome.”

A this, you and Peyton both bursted out in laughter. You covered your mouth to try to stop laughing, but Peyton let it all out, not really caring that Michael was upset about it, since she found it absolutely hilarious and comical. The thought of you, Peyton, and Michael having a threesome made you laugh and cringe at the same time.

“Seriously? A threesome?” Peyton wiped the tears off of her cheeks from laughing so hard. “That’s fucking hysterical, Michael.”

“It’s really not that funny,” Michael tried to frown, but failed, and ended up laughing along with you and Peyton. When Allison first said it, Michael laughed just as hard as you and Peyton, which made Allison even more angry at him, and he apologized profusely, but assured her that a threesome between the three of you was not happening and never would.

“I’m sorry about your relationship problems, I really am,” Peyton frowned, but soon after started smirking and looked at you, nudging your shoulder with her arm, and you rolled your eyes. You knew exactly what Peyton was talking about, but you didn’t think it was as big of a deal as she was making it. “But, at least one of us is having a good day .”

“What’s that mean?” Michael asked.

“Oh, just our wonderful best friend here, Y/N, has a date with Calum Hood.” Peyton smirked and Michael gasped. His eyes and his smile widened at the fake news that Peyton was spreading and you tried to calm him down.

“I’m not going on a date with him, Pey! He asked me to tutor him in Psychology. That’s all. Tutoring does not equal a date and it most definitely does not equal sex.”

“Um, well, it should!” Michael smacked your arm excitedly. “You should totally make a move on him.”

“That’s what I said!” Peyton exclaimed.

You got up from the couch, leaving your two best friends to squeal over the made up date, and opened a new bottle of wine that you had in your fridge for a while now. You knew that you would need alcohol to deal with Michael’s reaction and Peyton’s constant badgering. You friends were rooting for you to find a guy to have a meaningless hook up with and they thought that Calum was the perfect guy. You disagreed.

“Come on, Y/N! Don’t be a prude! Make a move on him!” Michael joined you in the kitchen and you poured him a glass of your wine, along with Peyton, since you knew they would want some as well, and you rolled your eyes at him.

“I’m not being a prude! And I’m definitely not making a move on him, Michael. And even if I did, it’s not like he would want to have sex with me. I mean, he’s Calum Hood. He’s hot and way out of my league. Nothing is going to happen between us other than me tutoring him.”

“Yeah, sure,” Peyton  smirked. “Until your naked and he’s fucking you up against his bedroom door.”

You choked on the small sip of wine that was in your mouth and Michael barked out a loud laugh at Peyton’s crude comment. You tried to ignore the heat on your face, and between your legs, at the thought of Calum fucking you against his bedroom door, but it was hard to get the image out of your head.

“That was so unnecessary to say.” You blamed the blush on your cheeks on the glass of wine you were drinking, but you knew that wasn’t the reason your cheeks were burning up, and so did your two best friends. They continued to joke around about you and Calum and then changed the conversation back to the idea of the three of you having a threesome and this time, you laughed along, and not out of embarrassment.

The three of you continued to drink wine, finishing two bottles, and joked around the whole night, and you were having a good time with your two best friends, like you always did, but in the back of your mind, you couldn’t Calum and the image of yourself pressed up against his door out of your head. And honestly? You didn’t want to.

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anonymous asked:

RFA + Minor trios reaction to being called cute? Just wanted to request something simple and sweet~ ☆

✿ Just what I needed on a sleepy, rainy day!


Originally posted by mitachibana

  • Actual puppy person
  • Gets this big, huge grin with dimpled cheeks and everything. 
  • He hurries to call you cute in return, but he’s also gotta one up you, and then you one up him and he one ups you and before you know it, the both of you are calling each other literal angels, 10/10, best nose in existence + absurdly pinch-able cheeks.


Originally posted by mariannagj

  • Can deal with fans fawning over him daily, but you calling him cute is TOO MUCH
  • “You can’t say lewd things like that in public!” Zen says and ur like
  • zen
  • chill out
  • you literally just called him cute.
  • Once he gets used to your ~*~*~charming aura~*~*~ though he eats it up.
  • (also i am so happy there’s a zen tamaki gif recolor you don’t even know.)


Originally posted by siidereus

  • What….?
  • She’s cute…?
  • She sure doesn’t feel cute. She feels like the world is spinning and her blood is made of caffeine.
  • Jaehee has this adorable sleepy blink going on and you can’t help yourself from calling her cute again.


Originally posted by who-invited-the-nerd

  • Surprise, then smirk.
  • He’s half flattered and half like, “yeah, I know I’m cute, compliment me more”
  • Always insists that you, in fact, are statistically more cute. 
  • Really. He did a report on it. It’s right here if you wanna take a look.


Originally posted by globalanimepictures

  • Of course he’s cute! There’s no one cuter than he, the greatest and purest of all maids!
  • Just look at these ruffles! Look at his perfectly choreographed posing! Hear the way he can imitate Elly’s meow with staggering perfection!
  • You should pose with him, and slay everyone with your unrelenting cuteness!


Originally posted by nyanpasuminasan

  • Looks taken off guard for a second, and then smiles really sincerely.
  • His cute expression is nothing to sneeze at. People will hang pictures of it on their walls. People will stare at gifs of it, lovingly touching his slightly blushed cheeks.
  • People will start ship wars over V’s smile.
  • V always thanks you really heartfeltly when you call him cute and it’s too much.
  • (….re:zero/mm crossover tho.)

Unknown (Saeran)

Originally posted by squirtleisthebest

  • He is not cute he is tough and dangerous and cool.
  • nyeh.


Originally posted by doriftoboy

  • Rolls over and dies.
  • They can’t handle this.
  • You, the grand reinging monarch of cute, cannot be allowed to call them this.
  • Heart? Exploded. Breath? Stopped. Face? Dominated in a blush as they slump over, dead.
  • what did they do to deserve this punishment.
The Real Us

Originally posted by bb-zelo

You knew when you felt a dip in your bed behind you that it was Yongguk. You were excited but still too sleepy to react. The sounds of the rain falling continuously on the roof and against the windows was lulling you to sleep. The constant light tapping always had that effect on you.

Yongguk snuggled up against you and draped his arm around you, becoming the big spoon. He kissed your shoulder repeatedly until he got a soft giggle from you. “You awake?”

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anonymous asked:

what are the relationships between your ocs?? ;00

:D like w each other?

wyatt and layla are sisters! layla was adopted into the doncaster fambly, they call themselves twins fr funsies because they coincidentally have the same birthday sfdgsfgd EXTREMELY CLOSE…severe separation anxiety for a big chunk of their lives

al and kim are roomies! im still adjusting th canon on this bc theyre…my personal ocs but kim is probably al’s guardian angel now :O so he’s gotta live w him lol…great friends too! they help each other out…they laugh a joke around a lot 2gether…brotherly vibes!

best friends…textbook example of “we’re friends but if you wanted to do anythin Else i would be down 👀 “ everyone is chill w it, its no big deal, often end up hyping each other up or daring each other to do stuff they usually wouldnt and getting into trouble sdfgkhghfdk unstoppable forces

STILL TORN OVER WHETHER ITS CANON but these two MIGHT be dating…if not canon then wyatt’s just constantly flustered and nervous around and pining for this cute angel boy which is fun because she’s generally real aloof and stuff and he has absolutely no idea when someone is (badly) flirting w him

the extroverts tht fck it up!!!!! i mean all 4 are best friends w each other and these two get along SO WELL they never get tired of hanging out…each others wingmen…party a lot together especially since the other half of their squad wanna stay home most of the time…also unstoppable forces…also al is huge and layla is itty bitty and i love thinking ab them hanging out

the unlikely duo! love to hang out, layla can convince kim to go do anything in a way that even al cant because she’s so fun he can’t help bt just want to hear her talk about anything forever and feels like its okay to just respond with nods fsdghksdf and he’s her voice of reason half the time! good buds

"Time of the Month"

Can you do one about you starting your period and Shawn not really understanding what’s going on so you have to explain to him and he gets all embarrassed 😂😂

This was hilarious for me to write 😂 anyway, sorry I haven’t been posting lately but I’ve received some rough news that I need to deal with so I’m trying to get through it. So this one is a little shorter but it’s cute! But, anyway, here’s another imagine ❤


Now ladies, we know we have at least a week of hell every month and sometimes we can experience different emotions, feelings and act differently too. For some of us, we experience headaches, cramps or even both.

But, if you’ve ever had a boyfriend who is oblivious to the signs, this is what I was living with right now.

Shawn and I had only been dating for a few months, every so far was going great. He finally had some time off to relax in the comfort of his own home and I joined him, not knowing how long we had before he had to travel somewhere else again.

So, due to the fact that it’s only been a few months, Shawn hasn’t figured out the signs of when it’s my “time of the month”.

I was laying down on the couch, resting my head on Shawn’s chest who was running his fingers through my hair. It was soothing, calming me down as he did so, but, was soon interrupted by a shot of pain erupting. I sat up quickly, placing a hand over my stomach.

‘Y/N, are you okay? What’s wrong?’ Shawn quizzed, his comforting hand placed on my back.

'It’s alright, Shawn, I’m fine.’ I reassured, feeling another shot of pain shoot through. I groaned a little, slightly scrunching up my face. He stood up, kneeling down in front of me.

'You’re obviously not? Where’s the pain? Is it on the left side? You could have appendicitis - oh my god, you’re going to die!’ He exclaimed, standing up, 'We gotta get you to the hospital before it bursts!’

I bit my lip, trying to hold back my chuckle, watching my boyfriend pacing back and forth frantically.

'Shawn, I’m alright.’ I gave a small smile, laying back on the couch.

'Y/N, you could have something wrong! What if you’re pregnant? Oh my god, you’re probably pregnant! Oh no, you’re dad’s gonna kill me, then my dad will kill me, then my mum will kill me…’ he rambled, running his fingers through his hair, ’…but we haven’t had sex, can that even happen?’


'Y/N please tell me you haven’t cheated on me,’


'I couldn’t handle that fact if you were-’

'Shawn, I’m on my period!’ I exclaimed, throwing my arms up in the air.

I watched his face turn bright red, scratching the back of his neck awkwardly. He let out a nervous chuckle, sitting in front of me.

'I’m sorry about that - I didn’t know the signs.’ He blushed, running his hands over his face.

'Well, sometimes I can get headaches, cramps like I have now, have mood swings, always hungry…these are all normal things that go with my time of the month-’

'Okay, I get it,’ Shawn put his hand up, stopping me from telling him anymore.

I sat up, staring at his adorable face. I pecked his cheek, resting me chin on his shoulder. 'You’re cute, you know that, right?’ I smirked.

He raised an eyebrow at me, giving me a playful glare. 'That was so embarrassing,’ he mumbled, sighing.

I chuckled again, hugging him from behind. 'It’s alright, honey. Don’t be ashamed to ask though, because, the mood swings are yet to come.’

He stared down at me again, sighing. 'That’ll be a hoot and a half.’ He mumbled under his breath, kissing my temple.

'And because you’re my boyfriend, you’ll happily deal with it.’

Gotta love him, huh?

anonymous asked:

Robin can you link me or tell me where is the first gif that you used on your ask ( about yoongi type ) is from? I’m new and theres a lot to catch up 😰

it’s from end plate king!! if you’re new to bts or ym you Have to watch it, it was part of their first variety show rookie king and it’s a game where they used to deal cards and whoever got the trap card got a punishment (aka the suga and jimin show because those two almost always got the trap card lmao) 

this one was where they put plastic bugs on jimin and swat them away so yoongi immediately went for jimin’s shirt like ‘buzz~~~~~~~ buzz on jimin’s mole~~~~~~’ and then after he finally got there he was like ‘omg how DARE a bug land HERE’ it was so cute and yoongi’s so gay i’m the person who exposed him by writing the caption When Something’s Good You Gotta See It Big

and then while everyone else hit jimin yoongi held his arm/hand and that’s. basically them in a nutshell

Dating Jackson would include

- grabbing the wheel from him when he’s driving because he thinks it’s a good idea to pick up a cd from the ground or eat fries at the same time he drives n ur like wtf Jackson

- y'all’s kitchen is bare, lmao, there’s like a two year old box of oatmeal and a jar of pickles because all you do is order out together

- Jackson placing a little heart the same color as your favorite color in his bio as a little tiny symbol for his love for you

- Jackson trying to drag you out of bed at ass o clock in the morning all like “let’s go for a hike babe :-)” but then 5 minutes later he’s trapped between your thighs because no babe :-) lets go the fuck to sleep

- y'all almost about to get it on and you’re all in the mood then out of nowhere jacksons like “here comes ur wild and sexy man” and the moods ruined, you’re going to bed, he’s standing there in a bright yellow thong probably all confused

- mark and him always eating your goddamn snacks and you’re like this is why I bought you guys your own???

- him trying to take selfies with you at the most inappropriate times like you’re eating breakfast and still have sleep in your eye and he’s getting all weirdly close to u with his camera

- you and bambam giggling together and playing games on his phone while you played w his hair and Jackson walks up and plops himself between you guys like hey what’s up :-) what’s going on here. :-) leave bambam :-)

- trying to watch movies with him but he keeps asking questions the entire time until you shut him up by shoving popcorn in his mouth (or your tongue, depends on ya mood)

- surprising him during Christmas time with tickets back home so you can both see his parents, and it’s cute and all until you have to deal with him crying on your shoulder for like 2 hours but even then he’s still cute

- Jackson probably repeatedly shushing you while you’re making out in his room but then when sex comes he’s probably the type to want to hear u scream and ur like Jackson make up ur mind

- scaring him by blowing into his ear from behind him when he’s not paying attention and he almost like throws himself on the floor because he’s so dramatic

- “I hurt myself, now you gotta kiss the boo boo” “where did you hurt yourself?” “My lips” “….anyways,”

- tucking him into bed and takin off his shirt and putting him into pajamas when he comes home and passes out after an incredibly long day

- feeling Jackson pepper little kisses along your cheeks and neck before he leaves in the mornings, spending too much time so they have to send Jaebum in to come grab him but even jaebums like … omg aw…but we gotta go Jackson

- sometimes you’ll go swimming together and whenever you get into your bikini Jackson literally shields your entire backside as you walk and glares around him like he looks like an irritated seagull and you’re like Jackson stop

- him putting all his weight on you when you sleep together and when you push him off he the type to take all the covers and leave you cold as hell

- Jackson….aka the cutest little love bug who you want to squeeze because you love them but also because they probably annoying you half to death, but he works with you so well and you both would be so in love it’s ridiculous, what the other doesn’t have the other makes up for and it just makes sense. Plus Jackson the type to love you hard once he realized he did, so that’s always a plus

anonymous asked:

Hiiii its my birthday whoop whoop I guess Anyway how would the Jerico crew with a s/o who doesn't really celebrate their birthday and probably didnt even tell them when there birthday was till that day (If that makes sense lol) Love your blog m8, keep it up 👍👍👍

Happy Birthday Sweetheart! I hope you have an amazing day today <33


  • He’d wish his s/o had told him sooner so he could at least give them a simple gift
  • There’s always next year
  • He’ll understand why they don’t really celebrate their birthday so he won’t make a big deal out of it
  • Extra Hugs and kisses though. Gotta make up for the lack of presents somehow
  • Also maybe a cute simple dinner


  • “Aw Happy Birthday!”
  • “ha, thanks”
  • A good old kiss on the cheek and a warm smile 
  • “I wish you hada told me sooner, I would have given you something”
  • “There’s no need for any of that”
  • She’d definitely make sure to get them something next year 


  • As soon as he finds out it was their birthday that day he’d go out of his way to buy them a gift
  • It’d be very last minute obviously, but it’d be sweet
  • “You really didn’t have to do that”
  • “Yeah, but I wanted to”
  • Cooks them dinner too
  • What a sweety


  • “Yeah, you’ve never actually told when your birthday is”
  • “Oh.. It’s today actually”
  • Oh man he’d feel so bad
  • He wishes he would have asked sooner so he could do something special for them
  • “why didn’t you tell me sooner?”
  • “I don’t really like celebrating my birthday”
  • Offers to just have a day in, spending time with each other
  • Next year he promises to do something special

Note: This is a super cute idea! I`ll do this a little different if that`s okey as it is more of a group reaction :D

- So it had slipped your mouth that you have a crush on JB right infront of Jackson

- And Jackson just lost it

“aaah I knew it! OMG seriously! You two would be so cute together. like couple goals”

- You`d tell him not to tell anyone else and he`d be like

- “yes yes of course. Noone will now”

- but not an hour after the two of you parted ways you`d get message after message from the other members

- From Mark: “Is it true? You like Jaebum? You gotta tell him y/n. I support you!”

- From Yinyoung: “Jaebum is a great choice y/n. But telling jackson before me? Not so good of a choice”

- From Youngjae: “Y/n, we need to arrange a plan for your confession! I`ll be your cheerleader! GO Y/N GO!”

- From BamBam: “Get your flirt on y/n. Jaebum likes cute girls so do some aegyo next time you see him. I`ll make sure he sees it!”

- From Yugyeom: “Sooo Jaebum huh? Well I hope you can deal with his sass.”

- But would this be a surprise though?

- From then on they would constantly try to “set the mood” between you two

- like hold of a seat beside JB so you could sit closer to him

- accidently leaving you two alone a lot

“Y/n looks nice today, don`t you agree JB?”

“Y/n is a great person don`t you think JB?”

- oh look there is only one milkshake left

 - “Y/n doesn`t mind sharing with you Jaebum, right?”

- they`d just in general do a lot of stuff that would end up making you blush like madly

- and JB honestly very confused

- would also encourage you to confess to him

“Go ahead y/n. He likes you too.”

“If someone had a crush on me I`d want them to tell me.”

- Would play matchmaker by feeding you information about JB

“Alright listen Y/n, yesterday he said he likes the color blue and he likes skirts on girls so I found this shop close to where you live that sells this super pretty blue skirt”

“He likes chocolate cookies so maybe you should bake some for him?”

- seriously the most ridiculous dorks ever

- but they would stop if you really asked them to

- they only wanna help you though

- They`d all freak out when you tell them you were going to confess

- Like big time

- Screams and jumping included

- Would help you if you asked them to

- In summary, they`d be super supportive of it all and encouraging you to embrace your feelings

anonymous asked:

So how does reader help challa deal with his big dick problem. I know they like to do cute shit together and activities does he gotta tape it down😂

“Nigga hurry up!” You yelled from the bedroom door. “Eish, I need your help!”

You groaned and laid your tennis racket on the floor. Walking into the closet you snickered as he adjusted his tennis shorts.

“What’s wrong?”

“My dick.”
You rolled your eyes, “I’m not sucking it-“
“No woman. If we are going to be playing tennis and I am going to have to bounce around, wouldn’t I need a cup or something?”

“What do you use for the black panther suit?”
“N-nothing. The suit clings to me and I don’t really need anything.”

“So it has like a built in cup?”
“I guess. I don’t know.”
“How do you not know? Never mind, let me find some tape.”

The sound of the tape being unraveled from the roll made him cringe. “Are you sure this is safe?”
“I used to tape my titties up for local theater shows.”

He leaned over to take a peak at your cleavage and nodded. “Now I am going to touch your dick, do not get hard, okay? This ain’t that kind of party, not yet.”

He took a deep breath and closed his eyes, “Don’t get hard T’Challa Jr. Don’t get hard.” He repeated the mantra and you giggled, “You call it T’Challa Jr too?”

His Kimoyo bracelet beeped and it was Erik. “Hello?”
“Man where the hell yall at? Jas and I are ready to beat y’alls asses!”

“Boy please.” You huffed. “Is that Y/n? Where is she? What are y’all doing?”

“Helping him do something you nigglet. Hang up Challa, we gotta test this out.”

“See you in a few.” Challa hung up and moved his dick taped leg around.

“Does it hurt?”
“Move around like your playing.”

He did a few mock tennis stances, “Your form is terrible. We better not lose.”

You got up and turned around until he pulled you back and kissed you. “Okay babes, remember you can’t get hard.”

“Oh right.” He slapped your ass and twirled his racket, “Let us beat some ass!

S.S Social Media AU- Part 8


Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 1011, 12, 13

Series called Offshore

Paring: Seb X Reader (AU)

Warnings: Swearing

Summary: you are Chris Evans’ little sister (played by Margo Robbie) and you are dating Sebastian Stan your co-star

Y/N- Your name

Y/N/N- Your nickname

Y/S/N- your ship name

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