Guys I think I’m a little bit too excited about seeing Twilight in theaters tonight. Like I’m sure I’ll enjoy seeing the movie again, but I’m mostly looking forward to the nostalgia and the music and all the feels.
Pshh, Keith can’t bench press me. Keith, what are you doing. This is not BEncH PRESSING. THIS IS NOT HOW YOU DO A FIREMAN’S CARRY EITHER, IF IT WON’T BREAK YOUR SPINE, I’LL BREAK YOUR SPINE, PUT ME THE FUCK DOW— NOT LIKE THIS