Derek should have know better than to joke about it but really, after being teased about his weight for so long, his boyfriend had it coming.
“Stiles,” he tried grabbing the younger man’s arms to calm him, but Stiles was determined to flail about like a slippery fish flopping towards water and Derek was unable to hold him, “Stiles, calm down, it was just a…”
“We should get married!” Stiles blurted, shouting near his ear and making Derek rear back to gape openly at him.
“Stiles…” Derek tried again.
“But I’m so young and…oh my god, do I have to ask Peter for your hand? Oh god, don’t tell me I have to ask Cora, she’ll deball me for sure,” Stiles began to pace, rushing his hands through his hair like a maniac.
“Stiles, calm down, I was just…”
“Do we take your name or mine?” Stiles asked the question more to himself than Derek. “Hyphenate?”
“Jesus, Stiles, it’s…”
“Oh Christ, is it puppies? Oh Derek, are we having puppies?”
And Derek decided he’d had enough. He threw up his hands and tried to leave the room. “Yes, Stiles, it’s puppies. Christ!”
“Oh god, I love puppies!” Two strong arms wrapped around his middle, stopping Derek before he could escape. “Oh Der, we’re having puppies!”
Derek couldn’t stop a smile. Even when he was being a complete moron, he couldn’t love this boy more if he tried, “Yeah, Stiles. Yes, we are.”
Yes, I have lost my mind, thanks for asking, lol. Does this qualify as mpreg? Basically a little eating doodle (because I love drawing Derek eating…for some reason) that got way out of hand.
i feel like if sally /did/ walk in on percy and annabeth making out on the couch she wouldn’t be like “oh my god! you guys are so young! not now! i’m banning annabeth from this house!” she’d probably be like “damn percy, i though you’d at /least/ did it in a romantic place, not on a couch we bought from a thrift store.”
The worst. He thinks you’re the absolute cutest and constantly ruffles your hair/puts his chin on your hair/picks you up etc. Probably makes really bad jokes about you being pocket-sized. Does stupid things like ask a question and when you answer he looks around like, “Babe, where are you speaking from? I don’t see you,” and then he looks down and “Oh there you are! What are you doing way down there?”. He’s impossible when it comes to him taking things from you to tease you, you’ll never get it back. He’s too long. There’s too much of his arms.
Super cute and romantic about it, lowkey doesn’t want you to wear heels or anything. Likes to place you on the counter to kiss you, and probably picks you up when you hug for no reason. Carries you around because he can. If you ask for his help to reach for something he’s like, “Of course! I always help the short and needy,” (please fight him).
Young K (Brian):
Loves it a little too much. Likes to squish you a lot, and probably pulls you onto his lap just because. Tucks you into his side whenever you walk outside, especially if there’s a crowd around. One time he bought you a balloon and tied it to your wrist “just in case you get lost” so he could spot you (so cheeky). Think you’re adorable and makes it super hard for you to kiss him so he can see you get frustrated.
Likes that he can tease you about it and call you a baby. Probably uses a dumb baby voice when he’s talking to you like “Oh, is it hard down there? Do you want me to pick you up to see?” (just laughs when you smack him). Definitely pats your head condescendingly all the time (one time he dared to say “Shh, the adults are talking,” but he hasn’t done it again since). Sometimes he puts cushions on your chairs as a joke but usually gets them thrown back at his face. Overall he finds it pretty cute and always holds your hand in crowds, just in case.
So annoyingly adorable about. Definitely completely swoops over you for hugs and holds you like a teddy bear. Is super careful keeping track of you in crowds, and loves to give you back hugs. Probably puts things on high shelves so you can ask him to get it down, and insists to put you on his shoulders to see (like in concerts). Mostly smiles down at you when you can’t reach for something, but doesn’t say much. Only teases a little, but he’s usually quiet about it because he thinks it’d be weird if he told you he loved your height.
Request; day6 reaction to u bein shorter than them? (ur dating them) :-)
A/N: This is my first time writing. Like ever. So if you like it, please let me know!
Pairing: Woozi/ Reader
You had been working there for a more than six months and everyone knew you loved your job. You were always telling your friends funny stories about ‘your children’ and they would always tease you because whenever you entered a store you would automatically start looking for things the boys needed or would like.
There was always that friend who would drop a “There’s no way you’re not attracted to at least one of them” but you would only gasp and fake being offended while replying “I am their mother”
Part of being a mother was sneaking food into their dorms because you knew they worked hard all day so you wanted to be sure they ate enough. The first time you showed up late at night with tons of pizza, Vernon would look around trying to find a hidden camera because, you know, ONE FINE DAY happened but they eventually learned to trust you and were secretly waiting for you at least once a week. At first you would just make sure they received the food and then leave before you all got in trouble but after you bought some chicken and coke for them they insisted on you coming in to eat with them. After a few months they wouldn’t even care about the food, they just wanted to see you because they actually had a good time whenever you were around. You would talk about everything, tease each other and there were a couple of times when you comforted a couple of them who were too stressed. You would try to leave early though, because you knew they had to wake up early the next morning.
Whenever they saw you working during the day they would just bow politely and focus on their job, pretending there was nothing else going on between you. No one would ever think that after everyone went home, you would wait for S.coups’ text telling you it was safe to visit them.
You loved taking care of them and would always treat them like children because you were the oldest one, to what they would roll their eyes and remind you that you were older for just a few years. You knew they weren’t really that young they were all babies for you.
… Except for one. There was that one member that made you stop in the middle of a sentence and forget what you were going to say because you got lost in the way he licked his lips. You couldn’t help but focus on him whenever you were with the boys and the fact that he seemed to be staring at your lips with lidded eyes all the time didn’t help. You were trying to tell yourself that you were imagining things because there was no way a ‘kid’ would be lusting after you and, even if he did, he was probably just confused because you were the only female he spent time with so you should back off to avoid taking advantage of him. You tried to focus on whatever the manager was telling you while the boys were practicing the new choreography but you couldn’t help to open your mouth in shock and drop your cup of coffee when you saw them, particularly him, thrusting their hips rather aggressively. Everyone stopped what they were doing to look at you and all you could do was mumble an apology and start cleaning the mess you had made.
“Hey, (Y/N)… it’s ok, leave it” said one of your coworkers while trying to pick up the broken cup for you while the manager lightly touched your forehead and asked you if you were feeling alright. You had to tell them you were fine at least 5 times before they stopped insisting on sending you home however you accepted to take a short break.
You practically run to the bathroom and unlocked your phone trying to find your best friend’s number.
“Fuck fuck fuck fuck-“you muttered while you waited for him to pick up “Hello? Are you busy?”
“Nah, this class is not very interesting- What? I’m on the phone, you shut up!… So, what’s up, princess?” He asked using that laidback voice that made you love being his friend.
“I like him. Fuck. I like him, I like him so much-“ you said sliding down the wall.
“Of course you do. I like you too” he replied.
“No, not you idiot. I’m talking about Woozi!”You yelled running your hands through your hair
“Oh. Oh shit, you want to fuck your job!- What?! Ok fine, I’m leaving, you happy now?” you heard him say to someone (probably one of his classmates)
“I didn’t say anything about fucking him!” you said lowering your voice, suddenly remembering where you were.
“But you would like to, huh?” he asked.
“I…yes.” You admitted with a sigh “But I can’t. He’s so young…”
“He’s hot, princess. Just do it”
“… Oh my god. Why are we even friends?”
“I know. I’m too cool to hang out with someone like you” he said making you laugh “Am I still your prince?” you could hear him pouting.
“Of course. I’m the only one who would marry your ass when you’re still single at the age of 40” you said while the two of you laughed and you got ready to get back to work now that you were feeling better. Little did you know that someone had heard everything.
You hadn’t had enough time to visit the boys for a couple of weeks but when you showed up you gave them enough food to feed an army. Mingyu, S.coups and you were serving the food while some of the members were still taking a shower or cleaning when you noticed there was one plate missing.
“Who is not eating?” You asked suddenly getting worried as you thought that maybe one of them was sick.
“Woozi. He is going to spend the night in the studio again” Mingyu said.
“Oh. Please save some food for when he comes back them” you said trying to hide your disappointment.
“Sure but I can’t assure you he’ll eat it. He’s been dealing with a lot of stress lately so he’s been skipping his meals” S.coups sighed.
You remained silent and the boys seemed to understand how worried you were as they looked at each other and smiled.
“Why don’t you visit him and make sure he eats?” S.coups asked casually, his eyes sparkling.
“Me?” you asked surprised.
“That’s a great idea” said Mingyu, who was already packing some food for you to take away.
“I think it would be better if one of you guys go” you said and you were being serious.
“Trust me, he sees us all the time and we probably make him feel even more stressed. A visit from you would be very helpful for him”
You took the bag of food that Mingyu handed you but didn’t dare to move, still thinking that it was a bad idea.
“He really needs someone to remind him to take care of himself” Mingyu said knowing that you were about to give in “You are like our mother so I’m sure you can do it”
That was literally all it took for you to grab your coat and head to the studio.
Now that you were about to knock on the door you were feeling insecure again. This was a stupid idea. “Fuck it” you thought “I’ll just leave the food by the door and leave. He’ll find it eventually” but right when you were about to leave he opened the door and stared at you.
“You’re wearing high heels. I could hear you walking in circles all this time and it’s really annoying. Also, S.coups texted me so I knew you were coming.” he said.
You cursed under your breath and tried to keep it cool “The boys sent you some food. Make sure you take a break and eat something” you said before turning around wanting to leave the building as fast as possible.
“Come in” he said taking the food.
You stood still and looked at him. You never knew what to expect from him.
“I want to take my break now but when I’m alone I can’t stop working. If you’re here I can’t concentrate so I have no choice.” He explained simply.
You weren’t even sure about if it was an insult or a compliment. “He’s such an asshole” you though as you followed him into the studio anyway.
“High heels off. They are giving me a headache” he ordered.
You huffed but still took them off and sat down on the floor. You decided to play a game on your phone while you waited for his stupid break to be over. Since you were here, you might as well rest a bit. He just grinned and sat down in front of you, unpacking the food. You didn’t even get to start playing when he interrupted you.
“Are you going to eat or what?” he asked
“It’s your food. You eat it.”
“You haven’t eaten yet, have you? There’s plenty of food for both of us” he replied and pointed at the other pair of chopsticks that Mingyu had casually packed. Well, you were hungry so you picked them up and started eating too.
“Happy?” you asked.
He just shrugged and said “Tell me about your day.”
“What?” you choked.
“I’m trying to take a break here. You are supposed to distract me” he said.
“You really are an asshole. Fuck you.” you said out loud, not even caring anymore.
He dropped his chopsticks and stared at you widening his eyes but then he started laughing. Wow that was something you didn’t get to see very often. And yes, you thought it was hot. You could feel yourself blushing and there was no place to hide.
“I guess I am” he said still laughing “but I still want to know about your day”
You couldn’t help but smile at his pretty laugh and you ended up laughing too. When you two finally calmed down, you found yourselves talking about how stressed you both were. He was putting the leftovers back into the bag and putting it away when your phone started vibrating. Your best friend was texting you.
You couldn’t help but smile as you replied to his text but when you looked up you saw Woozi staring at you. There it was: lidded eyes looking at you while he bit his lower lip. You almost dropped your phone but decided to pretend it didn’t affect you and return your attention to the screen. Your friend texted you back right in time with a really good joke and you were so focused that you didn’t notice Woozi sitting right behind you and taking your phone away. You turned around to see him looking at your phone, furrowing his eyebrows while reading your friend’s contact name out loud “My Prince”. You heard your phone vibrating again but when you tried to reach for it, Woozi just put it behind him. You tried to turn around and were ready to fight him but he started doing something you honestly never saw coming: he was massaging your shoulders.
“W-what are you doing?” you asked suspiciously.
“You said you are stressed right? You helped me taking a break so I’m doing the same for you.”
“Can you at least give me my phone b-ah!” you gasped when he rubbed your neck just right.
“Don’t you know that phones can increase the stress levels?” he whispered next to your ear.
“Fine, just- mmh… don’t turn it off. He’ll get worried” you said. Instead of replying he applied more pressure and you couldn’t help the small moan that escaped your mouth.
“Fuck, how are you so good at this?” you asked breathless. You didn’t even notice the phone vibrating anymore. He just chuckled while pushing your hair over your shoulder and placed a soft kiss on the back your neck. His hands felt so good that it took you some minutes to realize he was kissing and biting your neck.
“Jihoon?” You started to panic. Suddenly you were aware of everything: his hands touching your lower back, his teeth nibbling your earlobe, the phone vibrating nonstop.
“Relax” was his only reply before he started sucking on your neck. You moaned and tried to push him away but he groaned, hugging your waist and pulling your back closer to him.
“Jihoon, y-you’re leaving a mark.” You complained but he only sucked harder. “You fucker!” you hissed when you understood he was doing it on purpose. He stopped and leaned his head on your shoulder laughing breathlessly while caressing your tummy.
“It’s not funny!” you said. He remained silent for a few seconds and then kissed your shoulder sweetly.
“It wasn’t meant to be funny” he said softly but he didn’t say anything else. No explanation to his behavior. No apology. Nothing. So you violently pushed his hands away and stood up but he quickly grabbed your arm and pulled you on top of him. You were now on his lap, while he was sitting between your legs. You gave him a killer glare but he didn’t seem to be intimidated.
“If this is a joke-“ you started but he grabbed your hips and grinded you against him. You gasped as you felt how hard he was.
“Does it feel like I’m joking?” he asked looking at you straight in the eyes. You didn’t know what to say. His cock pulsating against you didn’t let you come up with an answer.
“I can’t.” You finally said.” You-“
“…am too young?” he interrupted you. You looked away. “But you like me, (Y/N). You like me a lot.” he continued while caressing your waist.
“Sorry, I don’t.” You lied. You were very convincing but he wasn’t having it.
“Yes, you do.” He grinned leaning against your ear. “Remember that day you weren’t feeling well and run to the bathroom?” he kissed your jawline. “I was worried so I followed you. I couldn’t just enter the girls’ bathroom so I was going to wait for you outside…That’s when I noticed you were on the phone.” He licked your neck and your eyes widened in fear and embarrassment. You remembered that. You literally had screamed that you had a crush on Woozi. How could you be so stupid? He was now looking at your face and he seemed to find your reaction rather amusing. He bit his lower lip and asked “How long are you going to keep me waiting?”
You wanted to die of embarrassment. Maybe you should just give in? But no, your mind wouldn’t stop telling you his body was reacting this way because he has no other female around him. He’s desperate and now that he knows you like him he wants to use you to relieve stress. Now that you thought about it, it was completely normal for guys his age to have sex. You started thinking about all the other boys back in the dorms and felt sad for them. They needed to have a healthy live and that included sex, even if they didn’t have time for relationships.
“I’ll talk to the company.” you finally said and when he looked confused you added “They can probably hire some women… or men, whatever you’re into for you to do your…things” you said, mom mode activated as you reassured him “There’s no need to be ashamed, your body is changing, this is totally normal.”
He narrowed his eyes and asked “What the hell are you talking about? I don’t want to fuck another woman.”
“We’ll make sure they get tested before, ok? They’ll be clean and I’m sure they will keep the secret if they get p-“ He let out a frustrated groan, grabbed the back of your head and kissed you roughly. It felt so good to finally kiss the one you liked but you still weren’t sure it was right to take advantage of his needs so you tried to push him away. He pulled you closer, his tongue deep into your mouth and started thrusting his hips lazily. You parted away, gasping for air as he repeated “I don’t want another woman. I like you. Everyone knows you drive me crazy. Now stop killing the mood and kiss me back.” He demanded.
You were thinking about how much trouble you would get into if someone found out about what was happening when he kissed you again and this time you kissed back. He moaned, finally satisfied with your reaction but wasted no time and squeezed your ass, thrusting harder.
“You look so good wearing a dress. How come you never wear one for work?” he asked casually sliding his hands under it and caressing your thighs.
“I was going to go out with a friend.” You replied kissing his neck.
“The friend who keeps texting you?” he asked and suddenly you remembered him. You quickly stopped and were about to reach for your phone when Jihoon’s hand found his way into your panties and rubbed your clit shamelessly. Your back arched.
“Fuck, Jihoon. Just let me reply to his text, ok?”
“I’m not stopping you, (Y/N). Am, I?” he asked innocently while rubbing faster. You tried to glare at him but you couldn’t keep your eyes open at how good his fingers felt. He rubbed even faster while looking at your face, fascinated. “Are you close?” he asked when you started shaking. You nodded while moaning and he stopped immediately.
“What the fuck?!” You asked him breathless, frustrated because how dare he making you feel this good and then stop right before your orgasm.
“You should let your friend know that you are fine.” He simply replied. You just looked at him wondering if he was actually serious but he didn’t flinch so you just grabbed your phone and stood up, hating Jihoon more than ever. When you checked your phone you even had missed calls.
“Fuck, he probably thinks I’m dead.” You said as you called him.
“Hello? What the fuck is your problem, princess? I almost called the police!” your friend yelled on the other end.
“I’m so sorry, my lovely prince.” You started feeling incredibly guilty. ”I’m fine, I’m just-Wh…Oooh” you couldn’t finish the sentence as Jihoon quickly pulled your panties down and gave your clit a long lick.
“(Y/N)?” Your friend asked but you weren’t paying attention. You were trying to push Jihoon away while you angrily whispered “What the fuck are you doing?” but he looked at you straight in the eye, fucking grinned and buried his head between your legs. You let out a silent scream and started shaking as you were already close to your release thanks to all that teasing not long ago. Somehow you managed to finish the call before grabbing his hair and come in his mouth moaning loudly. He gave you one last lick and kissed your hip before pulling you back into his lap and kissing you hungrily.
“How the fuck do I explain that to my friend?” you asked between kisses.
“Just tell him the truth” he replied, taking his cock out of his pants and putting a condom on.
“Why do you even have one of those?”
“I’m 20 years old, of course I have one. Also I’ve been thinking of a way to be alone with you to do this. You coming to me today made it easier.” He said rubbing his dick against your entrance.
“Fuck you” you laughed.
“That’s the plan” he said sliding into you, both of you moaning. He waited a few seconds before moving slowly. You were kissing when your friend called you back.
“Answer him” Jihoon suddenly said.
“No fucking way.” He thrusted into you harder and made you gasp.
“If you don’t answer it, I’ll do it.” He threatened. You glared at him, refusing to pick it up. But he grabbed the phone himself and answered so you took it away from his hands, panicking.
“I’m so sorry, everything is fine. I promise!” you said before he asked you anything.
“(Y/N) where even are you?”
“I…” you looked at Jihoon, who raised an eyebrow and thrusted into you. You gasped and tried to come up with an excuse quickly. “I had to head back to work. They needed me to take care of something for a photo shoot tomorrow morning” you lied. Jihoon laughed breathlessly and fucked you harder.
“What? They are assholes, you’re supposed to have the nights off” your friend replied.
“I know, they are assholes.” You replied glaring at Jihoon and trying to hold back your moans. He smirked.
“(Y/N) you sound very tired. Have you thought about the job I offered you? You know my dad owns the company. Come work with us and we’ll treat you well, princess.” Your friend said worried. Jihoon furrowed his eyebrows and slowed down, looking at you confused. He had clearly heard what your friend said.
“Your offering sounds very tempting right now. I’m honestly considering it.” You said and Jihoon gave you one hard deep thrust that made you moan out loud.
“…(Y/N)?” you heard your friend’s confused voice but you couldn’t reply. Jihoon was fucking you roughly, he even looked angry.
“….Princess, are you-?” your friend didn’t get to finish his sentence because Jihoon interrupted him with an “Ooh, (Y/N) you feel so good.” Way louder than necessary. You slapped his arm, knowing what he was trying to do but he only continued. “Mmm yeah, baby. Just like that, you take me so well…Uuhh” You panicked and tried to cover his mouth with your hand but then he pounded into you with brutal force and you were the one moaning.
“Oh my god, (Y/N) you are totally fucking your job!” your friend yelled before hanging up. You didn’t even have the energy to be mad at Jihoon as you felt your orgasm hitting you. Jihoon followed not long after with a low groan as he spilled into the condom. Neither of you moved. Your foreheads touching, the only sound in the studio was your breathing until Jihoon broke the silence asking “Are you going to stop working with us?”
“…If someone finds out about this, I’ll have to” you sighed. He kissed your lips softly before saying “No one needs to know. Except for your prince” he huffed.
“…He’s gay.” You told him. Jihoon didn’t say anything for a few seconds before finally whispering “Good.” And kissing you again.