so you wanna be a gangster

BTS REACT TO YOU RAPPING (25 Days of Bangtan: Day 5)

NamJoon:

“Trying to mock me huh? This calls for a punishment don’t you think”

Originally posted by ygnj

Seolkjin;

“Jagi, why are you so good at everything. Stop being a JungKook”

Originally posted by jjks

Yoongi:

“Good girl, you learned from the best”

Originally posted by bwiseoks

Hoseok:

“God you’re perfect for me”

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

Jimin:

“I wanna join in! *proceeds to embarrass himself*”

Originally posted by chimcheroo


Taehyung:

“Yes girl get it! Work that invisible microphone!”

Originally posted by fy-taekook

Jungkook:

*just sits there staring in awe at how cute you look trying to be gangster*

Originally posted by donewithjeon

That Thomas Sangster accent tho
  • Newt: for a minute I though you had the chops to be a runner.
  • Me: *sighs* he says runner so nicely.
  • Newt: it's the maze, changing.
  • Me: he says maze so beautifully.
  • Newt: you supposed to be the guest of honor.
  • Me: he has such a way with words *sighs deeply* how he does that?
  • Newt: you wanna be useful? Go get us some more fertilizer.
  • Me: how someone can make the word fertilizer sounds so damn adorable and attractive?
  • Newt: we are all in this together.
  • Me: *casually breaks into signing HSM while thinking how amazing Newt sounds saying those words*
  • Newt: we can't risk losing anyone else.
  • Me: his voice is the most majestic thing to ever exist, especially when he's talking to his boyfriend and saying he can't risk losing him.
  • Newt: it's a girl.
  • Me: *dies*
  • Newt: *speaks*
  • Me: *comes back to life just to have a breakdown and die once again*
  • Wes: I might add that (Newt calling Thomas, Tommy) to the next one. It sounds great coming from Thomas Brodie-Sangster.
  • Me: *in my afterlife* Don't play with my feelings like this.
  • Newt: *on Scorch Trials* thanks, Tommy.
  • Me: *squeals*
  • Me: *dies in my afterlife then dies in my after-afterlife*

me (the author): So now I have to get the characters from here to-

the characters: Don’t wanna.

me: You have to, or the plot won’t work.

characters: We reject your plot and substitute our own!


The Kisses From Cupid fic is going well…

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FLUFF. BUCKY JUST GOT THREATENED BY GANGSTERS. WHO WANT CLINT DEAD. WTF IS THIS?

HQ! movies headcanon

Nobody asked for them but here you go. (I only made the captains to keep it short. Any character in particular you wanna know about, just ask me)

Daichi: He likes horror movies and anything that’s scary or gore. He particularly enjoys spanish horror movies ([REC]3: Genesis). After that there’s Scorsese’s gangster movies like Goodfellas or Casino, and Tarantino’s movies, but he’s not big on westerns so he didn’t really like Django or The Hateful Eight.

Kuroo: He’ll watch anything tbh. He enjoys good movies and terrible chick flicks, it depends on his mood. His favorites are Casablanca and any movie with Emma Stone.The only thing he can’t stand are movies based on video games. His team mates think he spends a lot of time watching porn but he’s too embarrassed to google the word “boob”.

Oikawa: Alien movies, sure, but wait! There’s more! Oikawa really likes movies that cause a huge visual impact. He’ll watch any shitty movie as long as it’s visually pleasing. Yes, I’m talking about Avatar. He also like Tim Burton’s aesthetic and Paprika by Satoshi Kon. Other than this, he’s also a huge fan of musicals (Moulin Rouge and Hello, Dolly!). He knows how to do the final dance in Dirty Dancing, but that’s his best kept secret.

Ushijima: He doesn’t really watch movies too often. He watches holidays movies with his family so he always ends up sitting through stuff like Sixteen Candles and The Goonies. He’ll always watch any movie that his father recommends, but he has only ever talked to him about three: Easy Rider, Citizen Kane and Camp Rock 2.

Moniwa: When he was a kid, his parents got him a film history encyclopedia and he has made it his life mission to watch all the movies listed in it. But the book was published in the 80′s so Moniwa hasn’t actually seen any movie from this century except the ones his friends force him to watch, like Ted 2. He tends to stick to the book and the ones he really likes, he shares them with his team but the only one who actually shows interest is Aone. Except in The Birth of a Nation. Nobody liked The Birth of a Nation.

Terushima: Cartoon movies. He loves Disney, he cried with Frozen and he gets really heated up every time there’s a Disney vs. Dreamworks debate. He’s seen all of the Naruto movies and he’s currently marathoning Detective Conan movies. He also really likes Marvel superhero movies like The Avengers. But he doesn’t like Ghibli movies. More like, ever since he saw Grave of the Fireflies and cried himself to sleep, he refuses to watch anything else by Ghibli no matter what people tell him.

Bokuto: Bee Movie.

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“You all a bunch of fuckin’ assholes. You know why? You don’t have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin’ fingers and say, “That’s the bad guy.” So… what that make you? Good? You’re not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don’t have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There’s a bad guy comin’ through! Better get outta his way!”

Al Pacino as Tony Montana in Scarface (1983) dir. Brian De Palma

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You don’t have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin’ fingers and say, “That’s the bad guy.” So… what that make you? Good? You’re not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don’t have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy!

Scarface (1983)

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