so you think you're tall now

Mme Bustier's class as Things My Friends and I Have Said
  • Marinette: "I keep messing everything up could I not be like this please?"
  • Alya: "Fuck you, I'd rather be on Tumblr."
  • Adrien: "I am but a smol, and couldn't hurt anything. Unless it's a mosquito, because I hate mosquitoes."
  • Nino: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, music is my way out of life."
  • Nathanael: "I love tomatoes! Don't shit on tomatoes!"
  • Alix: "I will sue this entire school."
  • Kim: "Actually fight me, I dare you.
  • Max: "I'm a nerd, you're a nerd, everyone in this goddamn class is a nerd."
  • Rose: "Aw, I'm pretty. Right?"
  • Juleka: "Um, no, I don't like you. Now could you go away?"
  • Ivan: "I am tall and look tough but I am secretly a comic nerd and will cry if you hate me."
  • Mylene: "I am not short! You're all just tall!"
  • Chloe: "Excuse me, but could you please keep your weird ass expectations like, three hundred feet away from me?"
  • Sabrina: "They think I am a sidekick but I actually do all the work."
  • Mme Bustier: "Please End me."
  • BONUS
  • Lila: "Bitch I'm the devil on everyone's shoulder, now shut the fuck up."

anonymous asked:

If you're still taking requests, could you please draw Minkowski hugging Eiffel when he returns from his time on the USS Unending Nightmare? (in Securite) I've never seen art of that beautiful moment (Preferably with small Minkowski and tall Eiffel :) Thank you!

Sorry this took so long! (I think this is my last one of these, requests are generally always open but I’m done with these quick inks, now if u request something who knows what kind of art you’ll get~)

  • Cinder: So, you're the kid that Roman was always going on about?
  • Neo: *nods*
  • Cinder: But you're like, four feet tall- what could you possibly add to my plans?
  • Neo: *frowns, turning and walking over to Mercury*
  • Mercury: Ugh- what do you want now, shrimp?
  • Neo: *takes out parasol, pointing it at him*
  • Mercury: Uh... What are you-
  • Neo: *bashes it on his head before backflipping, kicking him across the room*
  • Mercury: AGH! What the hell is wrong with you kid?!?
  • Neo: *skips back to Cinder, smiling happily*
  • Cinder: Oh okay, I think that I'll like you.
  • Mercury: *holding his sore head* Why is it always me?!?

roses-zydrate-andgoblins  asked:

"I think... you're hiding something." Negan noted, "And doesn't that just piss me off more than I already was." The tall man leaned down over the person's smaller frame, his bared wire bat, Lucille, over his shoulder. "So I'm going to ask you one more time... what are you hiding?" (Pick a muse!)

Rowena eyed the bat, but her ruby smile was still in place.  “Oh, I think it’s a wee bit early to go and tip my hand now, don’t you?  But you don’t need to get all worked up.  I can help you!”

derpy-giraffe  asked:

Ohmygosh! I'm so excited that you're taking prompts again! I am so in love with your work! Do you think f!warden/Alistair "What's that behind your back?" might be fun? (Aeducan is preferable but I totally understand if you'd rather a different warden)

“What’s that behind your back?” Alistair asked as he tried poking his head over her shoulder. 

“No peeking!” Reilan jumped back with a scowl. By the Stone, why were humans all so forsakenly tall? She tightened her hand around the gift and cleared her throat. “Now close your eyes. You won’t get the present if you try to sneak a look again.” 

Alistair puffed out his cheeks but did as he was told. 

She huffed slightly, her face starting to warm as she relaxed her arms. “Hold out your hand.” Pressing the rock into his fingers, she retreated a step. “Fine. You have your present now.” 

He blinked at the stone in his hand. “A rune?” 

“A Paragon one: Silverite. For your armor. You’re always getting yourself knocked around, I thought… well—” She crossed her arms, cheeks hot enough to roast a nug. “If you don’t like it then give it back.” 

“No!” He held it close to his chest. “Absolutely never.” His thumb traced the pattern in the stone and he grinned. “I love it, Reilan. Thank you.” 

“Yes, well, I—” She blinked at the soft brush of his lips along the corner of her mouth. “J-just don’t lose it.” 

“I won’t,” he promised with another kiss on her cheek. “Not ever.” 

anonymous asked:

I'm glad you're okay now! :") I want to give you a kiss on your forehead and a pat, but you're so tall i don't think i can reach it :"* .. may you have a healthy time ahead, dear!!

thank you anon <3

  • Jaune: Listen, Pyrrha, I wanna play this song that I've been working on. I met this girl that I really, really like, and I wanna let her know that she's really special. So, I just wanna know what you think, just for the purposes of now, 'cause I'm still working out the lyrics, I'll put your name where her name should be, but I don't think it's really gonna work out.
  • [Pyrrha smiles and Jaune starts playing guitar]
  • Jaune: [singing] You're tall and fun and pretty. You're really, really skinny. / Pyrrha. / I'm the Mickey to your Minnie, you're the Tigger to my Winnie. / Pyrrha. / Gonna take you to the city, wanna take you out to dinn-y, Pyrrha. / You're cuter than a guinea pig. / I wanna take you up to Winnipeg, that's in Canada! / Pyrrha, Pyrrha, Pyrrha, Pyrrha—[stops singing] You know, this doesn't work with your name. At all. It doesn't work. But I don't know, how does that make you feel? Emotionally? Don't you think it could, uh, I don't know, make a girl fall in love with me?
  • Pyrrha: Oh, I think it already has!
  • Jaune: Awesome! 'Cause it's for Weiss Schnee.
so I overheard two women talking after the man from u.n.c.l.e.
  • first woman: he must be HUGE
  • second woman: I mean henry cavill is already REALLY TALL
  • first woman: do you think they tried to make him look smaller
  • second woman: that guy must have been massive
  • me: if you're talking about armie hammer
  • both women: [fall silent]
  • me: he's six foot five
  • first woman: ...
  • second woman: ...
  • first woman: ...now that's what I'm talking about
  • me: climb him like a tree gurl
Tinies using tall jokes and puns to annoy their giant friends.
  • Tiny: Y'know, I've started worrying about your health.
  • Giant: Wait. Why?
  • Tiny: Cause' I think you're losing brain cells from all that thin air you're breathing up there.
  • Giant: Omfg Stop
  • Tiny: But seriously, I heard about your affair.
  • Giant: ...
  • Tiny: The one with the clouds, and I just think that's messed up since you and the ceiling are so 'close' together.
  • Giant: I swear to god I'll eat you right now.