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did some facial ref practice with the vento aureo gang also @ davidpro part 5 when????

Not Safe (C.H)

{pic not mine}

warnings: cussing, mention of religion

A.N: i’m not christian so i’m sorry if any of what i say is offensive,, im trying not to mention as much religion…

His hands started to give out from holding his weight up for so long, so he hovered above on his elbows for support. That deepened the kiss. Tongue was everywhere, you wouldn’t even know what the goal was with this tongue. His crotch brushed against hers, a slight tough but enough to make him moan her name ever so loudly into her neck.

“Oh, Y/N,” he sighed into her neck. He placed small kisses on her neck and on her shoulder, moving back up to her neck. He was having the time of his life. As for her, she stared up at the ceiling. In lust? In desperation? Was she grabbing onto his shirt, desperate for a deeper touch? No. She stared at the ceiling, her eyes filled with boredom, her breathing stable, her body stiff as wood. The routine was simple and the same. Her five year long boyfriend would come over for steak and mashed potatoes for dinner with her parents, sometimes it was with mac and cheese when her mom felt adventurous! Then they’d go up to her room for their 7-8 study session, only to turn into an intense make out session. Or an intense make out session for him. But it never ended with sex. The Lord would not approve of premarital sex. Please do not break the routine.

He let out a grunt and placed one last kiss to her collarbone, letting out a deep sigh. He lifted his head above hers and touched their noses, rubbing his tip against hers. “God, I want to marry you,” he sighed. His eyes were still closed in lust as he savored her smell, the taste of her. Her eyes were wide open, her lips forming a fake smile to show him she was just as enthusiastic as he was. His eyes opened to meet hers and he returned a bigger smile to her. He kissed the tip of her nose and slowly made his way off of her, letting out a loud groan as he made his way up. He sat back on the bed and watched as she made her way up as well, her hair just slightly messed up from the slight head movements on the pillow, her lips glistening from spit and chap stick. Their eyes met and his smile turned into a smirk, proud of his work of art. She placed her hands in her lap and returned a small smile. He furrowed his eyebrows and reached up to move a strand of hair away from her face.

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Some particulars from my snapchat, chronicling the EPIC FUCKING DND GAME OF TONIGHT

Including this boss-ass diorama that @edwardinkhands, aka the world’s best DM, created, and the MOST TRAGICAL END TO A DRAGON-DAD, EVER.

RIP, Thaddeus, my (character’s) step-daddeus, aka Markender the Traitor, aka the meddler of the realm, aka the best foster-dragon-dad to both dragon and dad, ever in the realm of ebberon.

You’ll be missed, pops!

the entire siege arrow scene is so fuckign funny in retrospect knowing that percy and vex knew they had feelings for each other by that point because they’re both hilariously unsubtle about it but neither of them think it’s requited

percy: shattering stone, shattering doors, breaking things that should not be broken.
vex: breaking hearts left and right?
percy: if… that is what you’re after.
percy: never forget you’re my favorite and i’m so sorry.

six of crows au where kuwei doesn’t exist

  • nina and matthias never have that moment where they realize they’re on the same side and therefore can’t trust each other
  • by some miracle they make it out of the ice court alive without nina having any parem
  • wylan never finds the courage to stand beside jesper on the way home because he’s too shy in his own skin
  • without the promise of reward for the scientist inej doesn’t consider her dream of hunting slavers possible, which means she never tells kaz so he has no reason to ask her to stay in ketterdam with him, and inej goes on thinking he doesn’t have deeper feelings for her
  • they go back to the barrel empty handed and their friendships never strengthen and most importantly to kaz—they never make their millions
  • pekka, heleen and van eck are still at large 
  • kaz never gets the help he needs to find inej’s parents
  • there’s really no reason to work with wylan again since raske is better with demolition after all and they’re not working with jan anymore
  • jesper’s life lacks chaos without any big heists and he goes back to gambling regularly
  • and poor matthias
  • he still meets his fate the same way when it’s found out he’s not in hellgate anymore. but the sad difference is it would have all been for nothing….

spoiler: it’s just not realistic.jpg stop acting like the story could exist without him. he’s a crucial character thanks bye

  • Sasuke: I will do the laundry today.
  • Sakura: Um, are you sure Sasuke-kun? You've never-
  • Sasuke: (interrupts) Just let me do it, Sakura.
  • Sakura: Alright, alright. Thank you!
  • -a few hours later-
  • Sakura: Sasuke-kun all my clothes are ruined! The colors mixed and they all shrunk!
  • Sasuke: Doesn't matter. I got you new ones. (hands her a pile of clothes)
  • Sakura: Well you better, I don't want to have to walk around naked... (unfolds one shirt)
  • Sasuke: ...I'd never allow that to happen...
  • Sakura: (staring at the shirt, shocked) B-but these... they all have the Uchiha crest on them...
  • Sasuke: Yes.
  • Sakura: Tha-that's... I can't accept that, I'm not an Uchiha, I'm not worthy of-
  • Sasuke: Sakura, shut up.
  • Sakura: (slightly upset) ...
  • Sasuke: (lifts her chin up, smiling slightly) Will you marry me?
  • -years later-
  • Sakura: Darling?
  • Sasuke: Hn?
  • Sakura: You destroyed my clothes on purpose back then, haven't you?
  • Sasuke: (smirks) ...Maybe...

Honestly Zuko has had a lot of iconic lines in ATLA but the single most hilarious line is when he’s captured at the Boiling Rock and is being interrogated by the Warden, Zuko seems completely surprised that the Warden was able to identify him as the renegade Fire Prince.

The same Fire Prince who, in case you may have forgotten, has been on countless wanted posters for months and is the single most distinctive looking character in the series with that big ass burn scar on his face. Only Aang, who is literally tattooed from head to toe proclaiming he’s an Airbender, is a more obvious presence.

I’m having a real hard time restraining myself from drawing this au I’ll tell you that much

Tarzan au @esselley

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Our progress was slow and awkward through the mud, but we staggered forward, drifting into the rush of kids moving out, heading toward the gate that was blown wide open.

me: hunk does not have autonomy as a fictional character and therefore by making him have traits such as being gluttonous paints the entire demographic he represents as gluttonous, or undesirable, especially when he is the only main character representing fat people. and because he has no control over this it is not critical of him but critical of the writers for them to give him such characteristics.

me also: *gently placing my hand on hunk’s bicep* hunk is real and he is my boyfriend and he can do what he wants