so you can just disregard ;d

Someday... I'm going to draw a Megaman Battle Network doujinshi where...

Malevolent chaos deity from the bowels of the Nether Dimension, Obametsu, hacks into Mayl Sakurai’s PET just to fuck with her, and gives off a signal that puts her in heat by mistake. BUT being young, Mayl-chan doesn’t have any idea of what to do with all her sexual energy, so she just keeps gazing at Netto-kun with sleepy eyes and disregards everything her friends try to tell her, while Obametsu just leaves her like that just to see what she’d do.

They try to have a Net Battle with her as they normally do, and start things out by passing her own PET to her, but it just bounces off her and onto the floor as she just stares at it.. and then back to Netto-kun again.

Then she gets too close to him, and ASMR’s him to sleep by doing THIS.

And if you can’t tell what that’s supposed to be, Click this and be sure to have headphones on.

Oh, and Mariko sensei’s there too to chime in fits of wonky engrish as pictured above.

The next chapter has Obametsu put ALL of Netto-kun’s friends in heat in an attempt to creep him out, and they all wanna be with him, but every 30 seconds he makes them swap emotions, so immediately after a big hug and Netto-kun accepting that he has such great friends, they hate him and scare him away, then they start wondering where he went and start to grow sad that he’s gone, but then he comes back and now THEY’RE the ones scared of him and run away, and then he lies down on the grass to think, but then they all think they’re koopa koopa football playas and try to tackle him, but he squeezes out so they think he’s moving away and perform a country song for his departure.

But then he screams at them that he’s not fucking leaving, and the moment he tries to yank off their country clothes, they reveal mariachi garments underneath and just continue the song in mariachi form, and then he runs away and they try to sleep on him and then he gets on top of them and now they got two cokes and it just keeps going on and on like it’s new years while Obametsu watches and laughs.

TLDR; there’s no sex. Just all of Netto’s friends fucking around with him.

anonymous asked:

hi, i think tumblr ate my ask i sent a couple months ago. im nb, and a friend of mine never uses my pronouns if they/them, but ALWAYS uses them for a different nb friend of mine. it really messes me up, and i've pointed it out several times before, but i'm not sure what to do anymore. any ideas?

Get serious on them. It’ll feel awkward, but if they respect another nb’s pronouns then you can just talk to them very directly and seriously: “hey, I’ve asked you several times to refer to me using they/them pronouns (which you use for ________ so I know that you’re capable of it). I’d really appreciate it if you started using my correct pronouns, because when you continue to use the wrong pronouns for me it makes me feel really disregarded by you.” That should be harder to forget.

a-court-of-feels-and-sobs  asked:

Guarunteeing ACOWAR ends happily or guarunteeing the TOG series ends happily

Okay you my friend… are pure evil. And I love you for it.

GAHHHHH THIS IS AWFULLLLL. I’d have to say ToG though. Only because Feysand had their limited time together as mates, Rowan was unaware of the bond while he was with Aelin up until the end of EoS and that sort of bond is something that

You know what.

I can’t. I change my answer. ACOMAF. I’m too invested in those characters regardless of plot and cliffhangers in ToG I just need my children in AFOMAF to be happy so disregard that earlier sappy bullshit I’m too selfish.

Hearing You Cry on the Phone

A/N: This wasn’t requested, but I randomly wrote a reaction on Monsta X hearing you cry on the phone because of distance/they’re away for a long time on tour. I realized I haven’t posted anything Monsta X related recently, so here you go my fellow Monbebes.

Hoseok (Wonho)

Originally posted by kihqun

He’d be so frustrated hearing you cry and knowing he can’t race over to your place to hold you while you cried. He’d practically beg you to stop crying because he can’t stand it.


Hyunwoo (Shownu)

Originally posted by allbout-starshiplanet

As he heard you cry, his line of the phone would go silent–so silent you’d think he hung up. He’d want to comfort you, but he couldn’t find the right words because he, too, missed you so much.


Jooheon

Originally posted by allkpopgifs

When he heard you start to cry he would cry along with you and that it self would make your heart break a little more, but you’d pull yourself together because you didn’t want to hear him cry.


Changkyun (I.M.)

Originally posted by mykoreanweakness

When he heard you cry, his heart would immediately drop. A lump would form in his throat as you could tell when he tried to say some comforting words, but had to clear his throat before he could continue.


Minhyuk

Originally posted by kimbaabi

He would say words like, “Don’t cry! You know I can’t stand it when you cry,” he’d say. Then he’d go on to say something like, “Who’s girlfriend are you again? Because my baby is a strong woman,” he’d joke. He’d go on to make some more lame jokes to make you laugh.


Hyungwon 

Originally posted by swaggymaknae

When he heard you crying on the phone, his tone would get really soft and quiet, “Hey, hey. It’s okay baby.” He’d say only comforting and reassuring things to try to calm you down.


Kihyun

Originally posted by klhyun-moved

He’d probably comfort you with a song because he knows how comforting it is to you. He’d sing as long as it took for you to stop crying. When he heard the crying subside and just your little sniffles, he’d say “I love you.”

I’m sorry for not talking much and always being the silent friend.
It’s just that I’d been interrupted my whole life.
Nobody had an interest in what I wanted to say.
Nobody ever actually listened to my words, they were all just waiting eagerly for their time to talk.
I was disregarded, I was always the one friend in the group, who wouldn’t be missed if I disappeared in the middle of a conversation. I was just there but never really included.
I was overlooked my entire life, I kinda feel like a ghost, always there but never really seen.

I’m not used to being listened to. I’m afraid and I get nervous as soon as somebody wants me to talk.
You can’t change me, no one can. I’m so afraid of saying something wrong or stupid I’d rather say nothing at all.
I’ll always be insecure, it’s been rammed into me since I was a kid. I am of no interest.
And I will remain that way.

girls can have depth even if they’re sweet and cute and girly….

especially since girls are socialized to act that way no matter what they’re feeling so if you don’t look past the surface of the mannerisms they often feel forced to perform then you’re not paying attention

SweetFX for TS4 64Bit Update

I couldn’t reblog this post (if I do only the tittle appears) so I’m copy and paste this because even if its old ppl (like me) not know it.

Original post by @mistermissnoire @simxnoire


Is your SweetFX suddenly not working with the TS4 64bit update? Don’t worry, I have a simple fix that will enable it to be working with the 64bit version again.

Simple Fix:

1.) Remember that SweetFX_x64 file from the original download of SweetFX? The one everyone was told is was okay to throw away? Not really okay anymore. You’ll need it back again if you’d like SweetFX to work with your new 64bit TS4 game.

Once downloaded, open up the file. You’ll see three files: d3d9.dll, dxgi.dll, and readme. The readme file is basically just what I’m saying in this tutorial, so you can disregard it if you’d like. Move the d3d9.dll and dxgi.dll files into the main game location of TS4, aka the same place where all the SweetFX files are.

When prompted, replace the files and voila! Your SweetFX will begin to work again and your game will be nice and pretty. This worked for me, so I hope this’ll work for you as well.

SweetFX for TS4 64Bit Update

 Is your SweetFX suddenly not working with the TS4 64bit update? Don’t worry, I have a simple fix that will enable it to be working with the 64bit version again.

Simple Fix:

1.) Remember that SweetFX_x64 file from the original download of SweetFX? The one everyone was told is was okay to throw away? Not really okay anymore. You’ll need it back again if you’d like SweetFX to work with your new 64bit TS4 game.

Once downloaded, open up the file. You’ll see three files: d3d9.dll, dxgi.dll, and readme. The readme file is basically just what I’m saying in this tutorial, so you can disregard it if you’d like. Move the d3d9.dll and dxgi.dll files into the main game location of TS4, aka the same place where all the SweetFX files are.

When prompted, replace the files and voila! Your SweetFX will begin to work again and your game will be nice and pretty. This worked for me, so I hope this’ll work for you as well.

Bad Boy (Nate Maloley Imagine)

Requested: You fall in love with bad boy Nate.

A/N: I kind of left y’all hanging because I just wanted to fulfill the request and it’s shorter than my usual writing, so let me know if you’re feeling for a part two. 

Word Count: 1000+ words | Masterlist


“Mom, why is there a moving truck next door?” I asked as I peeped through the kitchen window.

“Because there are people moving in next door?” She says in a sarcastic tone, causing me to roll my eyes and disregard her sarcasm.

“Okay, that’s obvious –”

“So why’d you ask?” She says, playfully teasing me.

“I just meant, who is moving next door? Old people? Newlyweds? A family with kids younger than me or with children older than me?” I interrogated. “Maybe someone I can hook up with?” I mumbled to myself.

“I don’t know, Y/N. Why don’t you ‘pretend’ to get the mail or even better, take out the trash, and scope the neighbors out.” My mom advises, which normally I wouldn’t take, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

“K, I’ll be right back.” I tell her and I walk outside.

As I tried to look at the neighbors, my older brother playing football with an unfamiliar face catches my attention instead.

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@hawthorne-inmyside replied to your post: [pm] [d: Are you sure you didn’t read Yeti…

[pm] I’ll see what I can find. It would be helpful if our forebearers were less cryptic, wouldn’t it?

[pm] I don’t know if they thought they were being clear and just failed miserably or if they thought the idea of watching us suffer through this made them laugh.

…Also, I’m not sure if my parents ever tried to get in contact with you and tell you that I’m quitting but… obviously I’m not. So disregard that.

I literally cringe and feel sick to my stomach whenever a white person pulls the “we’re all one race I see no differences” card because wow you’d literally rather disregard who I am to make yourself feel better about sharing space with me. Like you really have to pretend I’m not black so that you can excuse aggression towards me that only occurs because I’m black? And it’s also just an excuse to appropriate. Because we’re all one culture right? Why not share? As if people who aren’t white don’t get killed or harassed for their cultural nuances

Bamon.

Making Bamon a romantic relationship would be the worst mistake ever. I understand if you ship them because you can’t help who you ship but as for the writers making it canon would be horrible. Since season 2 Damon has been in love with Elena and Elena only so to have him fall for another girl just because she’s gone would be completely ridiculous. I’m all for Damon having some type of fling with someone while Elena’s gone. But he cares about Bonnie and loves her (in a non-romantic way) and by changing their relationship would completely disregard the past 6 seasons of developing Damon’s feelings for Elena. Because you can’t be in love with two people at once, at least not be truly in love both. So they’d have to either make Damon lose his deep feelings for Elena (which would ruin their whole arc.) Or have him care about Bonnie but not in the way she cares about him and then she’d end up feeling like she would never compare to the way he feels for Elena, and honestly both of the situations at just horrible ideas. And it’d be completely horrible to have Elena wake up and be expecting Damon to be happy to be reunited with her but no she finds out he fell in love with her best friend and doesn’t love her anymore. Of course she’d pretend to be happy that he found love, but totally be heart broken.

I’d still be an avid bernie supporter if it wasnt for his crazy bernie can do no wrong base. like they honestly act like children and its annoying. How you gone send death threats out and attack clinton supporters, And not to mention the whole he’s good for the blacks apporach they have. He marched with dr. king he’s gone treat yall good. I hate that. its so white savior is here to protect you not to mention how he just disregards the south like oh hillary won the south she aint gone win it in the general election those votes dont matter