Someday... I'm going to draw a Megaman Battle Network doujinshi where...
Malevolent chaos deity from the bowels of the Nether Dimension, Obametsu, hacks into Mayl Sakurai’s PET just to fuck with her, and gives off a signal that puts her in heat by mistake. BUT being young, Mayl-chan doesn’t have any idea of what to do with all her sexual energy, so she just keeps gazing at Netto-kun with sleepy eyes and disregards everything her friends try to tell her, while Obametsu just leaves her like that just to see what she’d do.
They try to have a Net Battle with her as they normally do, and start things out by passing her own PET to her, but it just bounces off her and onto the floor as she just stares at it.. and then back to Netto-kun again.
Then she gets too close to him, and ASMR’s him to sleep by doing THIS.
And if you can’t tell what that’s supposed to be, Click this and be sure to have headphones on.
Oh, and Mariko sensei’s there too to chime in fits of wonky engrish as pictured above.
The next chapter has Obametsu put ALL of Netto-kun’s friends in heat in an attempt to creep him out, and they all wanna be with him, but every 30 seconds he makes them swap emotions, so immediately after a big hug and Netto-kun accepting that he has such great friends, they hate him and scare him away, then they start wondering where he went and start to grow sad that he’s gone, but then he comes back and now THEY’RE the ones scared of him and run away, and then he lies down on the grass to think, but then they all think they’re koopa koopa football playas and try to tackle him, but he squeezes out so they think he’s moving away and perform a country song for his departure.
But then he screams at them that he’s not fucking leaving, and the moment he tries to yank off their country clothes, they reveal mariachi garments underneath and just continue the song in mariachi form, and then he runs away and they try to sleep on him and then he gets on top of them and now they got two cokes and it just keeps going on and on like it’s new years while Obametsu watches and laughs.
TLDR; there’s no sex. Just all of Netto’s friends fucking around with him.