so yes

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#heavy breathing

“Arrr! Avast!”

“Swan, you’re really not helping with my concentration.”

“That’s ‘Captain Swan’ to you!”

“… bloody hell.”

… in which Emma and Killian get into the spirit of Halloween, albeit in very different ways.

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HQ!!AU┌  - Tsukishima Kei . “It’s very simple why kids are crazy about dinosaurs – dinosaurs are nature’s Special Effects. They are the only real dragons. Kids love dragons. It’s not just being weirdly shaped and scary. It’s that they are real.”

Holiday AUs
  • “i didn’t mean to eavesdrop but: where do you get off saying Love Actually is the worst xmas movie ever? I WILL FIGHT YOU STRANGER ON THE PLANE” AU
  • “our child just asked me how we met and i don’t want to tell them you beat me with a roll of wrapping paper when i tried to steal your taxi on christmas eve” AU

  • “we accidentally went to a holiday party wearing the same ugly christmas sweater and now everyone thinks we’re a couple but i don’t even know you” AU

  • “I’m working as an elf in the mall and you’re santa claus and you’re really hot and it feels wrong to have dirty fantasies about sitting on your lap, if you catch my drift” AU

  • “we were both cheapos who didn’t want to dish out more dinero for an earlier flight so we’re stuck in this god forsaken airport in the middle of a blizzard on christmas eve and do you want to split this toblerone?” AU

  • “PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON. MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO BE HERE IN FIVE MINUTES B/C THEY THOUGHT THAT SURPRISING ME FOR XMAS WAS A GOOD IDEA BUT THEY DON’T KNOW THAT WE’VE BEEN MARRIED FOR TWO YEARS” AU

  • “we’re both in the emergency room because a christmas tree fell on me and broke my clavicle, and you’re here because you fell off the roof putting up twinkle lights and need seven stitches over your eye” AU

  • “twas the night before christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring not even - OH MY GOD WHO ARE YOU WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE” AU

  • “tonight’s the last night of hanukkah and my parents keep asking to meet my “nice jewish boy/girl - friend” so if you don’t mind, you’re the only jewish person my parent’s haven’t met.” AU

  • “I work at the photo center and you have the best christmas cards ever. it was an honor to print out 50 cards of you dressed as a gladiator, slaying a xmas tree” AU

  • “i don’t care if you don’t celebrate xmas. i do not care if you don’t care about the holidays. you are not spending xmas alone.” AU

  • “you’re right, maybe i shouldn’t have waited until christmas eve to do my shopping but you’re in the same boat buster, NOW GIVE ME THIS TOASTER OR I WILL BITE OFF YOUR EAR” AU
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Make Me Choose

oodwhovian asked: I could save the world but lose you or I believe in her!

“Because this is my life, Jackie. It’s not fun, it’s not smart, it’s just standing up and making a decision because nobody else will”.

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I actually kind of made real edits for the first time? And it’s Dan and Phil because I love their videos so much and they are so nice! (Yes, the screenshots are really terrible , sorry for that.)

anonymous asked:

Can we discuss Ben Smith? I saw him on Michigan Ave and well I was in awe of his smile.

YES LET’S DISCUSS HIM

He’s been an adorable little fuck since he was a child

ALL HE DOES IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT (lol this one’s for you, raidillons)

look at his precious little faaaaace

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