got tagged by @sokkaspetboomerang (welcome back my friend ♥) to post my top 6 selfies! I had more, but because I am lazy I only used the ones I already uploaded to tumblr and theses are the newest I have so yeah :)
I love Instagram photographers so much “gosh I’m so obsessed with photographing the female body wow nudity is art sex is art I’m definitely not trying to fuck all of these girls lol welcome to chads wide world of profound vsco images of almost naked girls hahah they’re wearing lingerie so it’s tasteful ;) oops I took a pic of a nipple better paste an emoji over it wouldn’t want to get banned damn bro they deleted my pic gee it’s so annoying how oppressed we are as artists man I hate how IG tries to control us like that yeah so I’m thinking about giving up on that angle where the girl is holding my hand and leading me away I think too many people are doing that shit now dude but I definitely came up with that better go take 600 photos of people tossing random objects in the air so it looks like they’re floating catch that sweet #bokeh with 12 fade bro shit’s too clean just picked up my 50 1.8 #fullframegang yea bro 5d’s are the fuckin wave man anyway yea I’m thinking about hopping in the film game just picked up an ae1 but I’m thinking of getting a Leica soon get your mask dude I just picked up some smoke bombs lets go to the industrial park later and light those shits off yeah bro let’s climb that building and just hold my shoulders while I take this pic of my feet hanging over the edge #urbanexploring yo you wanna split the cost of a helicopter ride over downtown I wanna get some bangers like trashhand I feel like that shit’s hot right now”
It feels like I could fly out from my lonely world into yours.
Jonathan you piece of shit..uh, yeah redraw of that one svtfoe episode but with Sock bc I seriously can’t stop thinking about sockathan in this episode, i tried svtfoe style and i failed thats why it looks so shitty but whatever im off to sleep
Tweakers be like:
“Omg I hate her, she’s so annoying, I really cant stand to be around her shes such a stuck up bitch…..hell no ill never be caught hanging around her ass best believe that, she better not ever think shes welcome at my house cause she aint…..wait what did you say? Shes got drugs? Well hell yeah then ….tell her to come over, I mean really I kinda do miss her being around ya no?”
1hr doodles (yeah, I’m trying to learn to make colored robots faster, but not my usual super-sketchy way. And I think I’m slowly getting somewhere with this, it was good idea to try and color them that way. It’s so much fun. Any comments or advices are very welcome btw)
I’M BACK. 100+ hours and I still haven’t finished the game. But that’s fine. I’ve basically been making up the story on my own. I find it way more enjoyable when I ignore the plot and pretend that Noct n the gang are a group of rookie hunters.
So welcome to the first in possibly many fics in which I ignore the game’s plot.
Happy ending? Yeah! You betcha!! Bon appétit!
I started this with the intention of it just being a simple bathing kink fic, but then… Well… It somehow acquired a plot. So now it’s more like drama and romance with a nice side of porn. :V Close enough.
So today is a really icky and stressful day and I haven’t slept much and all the distractions in the world are welcomed.
Basically my niece was sexually attacked last summer and this is the trial just starting. She was 14 at the time.
So yeah - stressful day for us all. My sister more so as she’s gotta go to court and give evidence etc.
I’ll be on Kaiba when I get to work <3 Sorry if I’m picky or slow… ^^;
“In my initiation to the action world, in stunt training I almost broke my nose,” she says. “It wasn’t even a cool story. I smacked myself in the face with my sword. Tom came into the trailer as I was sitting there with ice on my face and high-fived me and said, ‘Welcome to the club.’ I said, 'Dude, I’m in so much pain.’ He said, 'Yeah!’ "
Hey so.. I’m like really gay for @joopymatsu also yeah that’s what this is..
~Welcome to my masterpost of reasons to love Michael/Juicy~
·A mega gay
·Super soft and nice to everyone,
·Cuddly and warm feeling
·Will provide smooches upon request (they’re good ones too)
·Will protect u
·Incredibly supportive aaa
·Helps deal with Big Moods™
·A nice and lovely marshmallow boy who loves the world?? So precious
·Soft and Warm like mash potato
·Cuddle with him under like 40 blankets no regrets
·He is smart,, knows what’s happenin
·Puts others first will make sure you do what you need to get done
·An actual ray of sun super good
Anyways my original post got killed by Tumblr mobile™:/ so please enjoy my updated master post im love him
“What would people say? Oh yeah Degrassi is accepting && inclusive! All gays welcomed. — Is it really true though? Is there going to be no lash back? No penalty from the world? From my mom..? I can’t just come out, okay? So please drop it.”
brielarson: Woke up this morning thinking about the tidal wave of support I got this weekend. It was nerve-racking to trust fall into the Internet! I know who I am, but its wild how quickly you can forget once someone calls you something terrible. I was reminded how the acceptance of community is a deeply rooted need - but I don’t want to live worried people will hate me because I’m myself! We should all have the freedom to be our authentic selves without fear or judgement. It’s scary to chip away at all the hardness we coat ourselves with to protect that perfect little being inside. Yeah, people can be mean, but they can also be so many other wonderful things too. Let’s make this place a safe space. No hate and more understanding. To the followers that are new: welcome! Sometimes I let people take over my Instagram to share their views of the world. That’s coming up next. Thanks for joining us! (x)
The cold metal was a welcome relief to Emma’s overheated body as she leaned back against it, slowly allowing herself to sink to the floor in a mess of jelly filled limbs. All of her senses were in overdrive and her world felt tipped on its axis. This is what Killian Jones had done to her. He had somehow pulled the rug out of her safe and solitary life and she knew she wouldn’t be content going back to it any time soon. How could a man she has known for less than 48 hours have such an effect on her? Part of her wished she could just chalk it up to an overwhelming physical attraction, which given how he looked could have been any easy explanation. There was more to it with Killian. He was funny and charming and attentive and caring and everything, just everything. She was so incredibly screwed.
Her tailbone was beginning to protest her position, prompting her get her wits about her and get off the floor and back into the kitchen to clean up. She didn’t actually have any more work to do tonight, only telling Killian that because she needed to get him out of there. Her scalp was still tingling from his touch and she was afraid that if he lingered much longer she might have lost control of the situation completely. Her kitchen counter hadn’t seen that kind of action before, at least she hoped not, her mind reeling to late nights Ruby had spent here alone baking muffins… Oh god. Not going to think about that.
She pushed through her daily cleaning rituals at lightning speed, smiling a bit as she set the tumblers back where she found them. Liam’s cake safely stowed in the back of the fridge where Ruby shouldn’t be able to find it, she grabbed the leftover pizza and headed for home. She was just getting to her car when she heard her text tone go off. She just knew it was Killian and the knowledge of that was making her feel warm all over. Dropping the pizza onto her passenger seat, she dug her phone from her back pocket to confirm her suspicions.
“Is this thing on? Oh, hehe, yeah, it is. Hi, internet world! Welcome back to Stellar Beauty! As you can see, I am currently walking down the stairs because today I thought I would do a quick introduction of my family….Or well, at least those that are actually home at the moment….so basically everybody but my older siblings, Felix and Teagan. But I’ll do something for them later, I guess.
Alright annnndddddd- here we are, down the stairs. Over here we have, let me just turn this around so I’m in the shot-”
*camera fumbling noises*
“there we go! Here we have my darling father, my beautiful mother, and my sweet little brother, Keagan!
Ummmmm…. hm, what to say? Well, my parents have been together for like…their entire lives. They were like best friends and stuff when they were younger and dated in high school….then broke up….but then dated again in college…and eventually got married. They’ve been married for 18 years, I think. Which is awesome! Go mom and dad!
My dad is like level 67 nerd. If you know my brother Felix, who is also very nerdy, then imagine like 3 times as nerdy and you have my dad. He owns his own video game company!
My mom is the greatest person you’ll ever meet, okay. She’s so pretty and so funny and so cool. She’s a party planner so obviously she’s a lot of fun. She’s actually helping my sister plan her wedding which sounds like…a lot of arguments in store. Hehehehehe, anywayyyyy.
And Keagan is the cutest little babe you’ll ever come across. He’s only 3 but he’s so smart and so sweet and so fun to be around and I love with him all of my heart. He loves Spongebob Squarepants and Finding Nemo more than the average child should and he’s just a lot of fun.
And that’s all I have to say about them for now….ummmm, I think my younger sisters are out back. Let’s go look.”
Ok, so remember when @hoodedskeletons (sorry you don’t show up on mobile I’ll fix it later sorryyyyy???? D:) messaged a bunch of us about spamming JFink with “uptown fink you up?”
Yeah, that’s happening.
If you have a Twitter, on Sunday (July 12th) tweet “uptown fink you up” to JFink between 10am and 10pm EST (GMT -5 I believe for the rest of the world)! We are gonna make him scratch his head and think “what even is this fandom?” because honestly, who else would come up with a meme like this?
This has been a planned event brought to you by welcome-to-fandom-vale, hoodedskeletons, a fourth cup of tam1kaflynn, and yours truly. Have at it, get this circulating, and have fun!
—- – “Ah fuck fuck fuck fuck!,” Peter’s voice echoed loudly as grabbed his foot, face scrunched up due to the pain. “Who in the name of bloody Merlin thought it’d be a good idea to give table legs corners? Why not make them .. round? It doesn’t make sense, yeah? It really doesn’t.”
HEYY (￣▽￣)! I recently hit my 1000 followers and I wanted to thank you with a follow forever. I
prepared it a while ago and I couldn’t wait to show it to you haha. So yeah here it is, I hope you like it *waahhh
Check out my monochrome blog if you want to
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And if you’re new here, you’re welcome
to join my little family and never leave again haha