so yeah if i looks weird

anonymous asked:

Apparently its cannon that Gil would be as tall as Lud if he hasn't suffered from fucking malnutrition as a child and that makes me so sad Thoughts?

that’s one part of canon i’ve kept, yeah. I can talk a little bit about it, but i probably wont talk abt all the ways it’s affected him bc it can feel weird to talk about the sad stuff too much.

So, this mostly happened when he was little + so malnutrition lead to like, poor muscle growth, poor general physical growth, and if he were human or if he was experiencing a Bad Economic Time it would also mean he was more likely to suffer from illness + was generally pretty brittle.

realistically it would’ve made focusing + learning harder, combine that w/ his tendency to favor his left hand over his right and u can imagine that he wasn’t particularly fond of the more academic education he had to do

So… weird story of the day: Everyone in my neighborhood already has Halloween decor out (and my neighbors have no chill when it comes to Halloween decor) and on my way to church this morning I saw what looked like a headless cat a neighbor’s yard and I was like “Seriously people, it’s still September.” 

Turns out it was a real cat with its head trapped in a plastic treat bag just sitting there woefully meowing. I freed the cat and he went on his way. So yeah, happy early Halloween everyone lol

anonymous asked:

Dylan thinking a girl is pranking him when she asks him out and being all defensive and rude and her crying and him realizing she actually did like him and feeling bad and asking her back out

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-you’d have had the biggest crush on him for a few months
-but you were friends with the cheerleaders and you didn’t think it could happen; you two were in such different social circles
-you told your friends about your crush and they were surprisingly supportive, telling you that if he made you happy, you should go for it
-so one day you swallowed your nerves and decided to go for it
-you went up to him at his locker and went “hey dylan?”
-he’d turn to you and give you a suspicious look and say “…yeah?”
-you’d blurt out “i know this is probably gonna sound really weird but do you want to go out with me saturday?”
-you thought you saw him blush but that was quickly covered by an angry look
-“are you serious? i thought you were different than all those other jocks. what’s gonna happen saturday? you gonna spray paint my car? i can’t believe i liked you. leave me the fuck alone.”
-he’d be so angry he wouldn’t even notice how crushed you looked as you walked away
-when he walked to his car at the end of the day he spotted you, crying into one of your friend’s shoulders as another one of your friends glared at him and mouthed ‘asshole’
-as he walked to his car he felt like the biggest ass in the world, not even considering you actually liked him
-the next day he went up to you at your locker before any of your friends arrived
-when you saw him you opened your mouth, presumably to apologize, but he cut you off
-“i’m so fucking sorry, y/n. i really thought you were fucking with me. if you don’t hate me now i’d love to go out with you”
-you’d beam up at him, yet on your tiptoes, and peck him on the lips

anonymous asked:

Would you know who was given the concert from behind photo? Or was it a public posted in IG and fans looked for Sam in it and got circulated? Weird that the photo had them in the center. Same as 1) SDCC video of Sam going down the bus 2) video behind them as they were walking towards the bus 3) behind an airport security line 4) walking in twin shirts 5) taking a selfie at Harpers event. And more. Someone is always taking photos/videos of them. From from, behind, all sides. So not normal.

I don’t know where it came from originally, but you’re right, not normal at all. Right place right time? Lol yeah no the photo ops are deliberate 

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                                         “mornings are for coffee and contemplation

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See the thing about Evangeline is that it’s pretty much as old as Jeremy and Michael’s entire friendship. Probably older, actually. Evangeline, of course, being the minifridge in their dorm that houses the Jeremy’s fantastic stock of Mountain Dew Red.

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1. Harry went around the room and asked how everyone was. Asked for all our names and what city we were from. (Hearing Harry say my name was magical)


2. He mimicked my sisters Australian accent in the CUTEST way. With the SWEETEST smile “SANTA MONICA!”


3. I called out that I liked Mitch’s hair and Harry was like “yeah! Mitch cut his hair!” Then he looked me dead in the eye the entire time we spoke about wigs. He had a plan for Mitch to wear a wig on stage then rip it off for laughs.


4. SARAH WAS A BEAST ON DRUMS. I waved and smiled to Clare and she gave me a big grin!


5. He said thank you so may times. And sounded SO AMAZING! His vocals are absolutely incredible and flawless live!


6. HIS SKIN IS GLOWING


7. I THINK HE LAUGHED A FEW TIMES DURING KIWI BECAUSE THERE WAS SUCH A SMALL CROWD AND HE FELT WEIRD SINGING “I’M HAVING YOUR BABY” TO US WHEN WE’RE ALL STARING AT HIM

The Health Care Freedom Act: A Transcript

INT. SENATE FLOOR - NIGHT

SEN. MCCONNELL addresses the august body.

SEN. MCCONNELL
Okay, idiots. We’ve had seven years of the Obamacare hellscape, which, as everyone agrees, has ruined our country, killed jobs, slaughtered animals, and set the Bible on fire. But now the GOP is in charge – and it’s time for this national nightmare of “sick people being able to maybe not die or go bankrupt” to end.

SEN. SCHUMER
Okay, you’ve been talking about a replacement bill for eight years. Let’s see what you got.

SEN. CORNYN
Whoa whoa whoa – you’re being a little “pushy” there, Chuck.

SEN. SCHUMER
That’s usually code for “Jewish.”

SEN. CORNYN
Nobody said “Jewish.” I said “pushy.” You’re being pushy, is what I said. Don’t put words in my mouth. Anyway: read it and weep: the American Freedom Bald Eagle Old Glory Healthcare for Everyone with No Exceptions “It’s Gonna Be So Easy” Act.

SEN. WARREN
…Where is it? We haven’t seen it yet. Can we see it?

SEN. MCCONNELL
No.

SEN. JOHNSON
A little history for you: when the Democrats wrote “Obummercare” –

SEN. MCCONNELL
(chuckles)
Nice.

They high-five.

SEN. JOHNSON
– they did it in secret, in scarcely 16 months, behind closed doors, with not even 100 Republican amendments, and barely 70 public hearings.

SEN. MCCONNELL
Like you can craft anything good in 16 months!

SEN. CORNYN
In contrast to that undemocratic process, we, the GOP, spent literally dozens of minutes crafting this, over chicken caesar wraps and Arnold Palmers, earlier today in the senate dining room.

SEN. MCCONNELL
Enough talking. We’ve been discussing this bill for almost eight minutes. Time to vote.

SEN. WARREN
Can we see the bill?

SEN. MCCONNELL
No.

SEN. SCHUMER
Can we offer amendments?

SEN. MCCONNELL
No.

SEN. WYDEN
Can we have public hearings?

SEN. MCCONNELL
No. Go back to Oregon, you dirty hippie.

SEN. COLLINS
I’m voting no, Mitch. This bill is terrible.

SEN. MURKOWSKI
I’m voting no too. It’s an abomination.

SEN. MCCONNELL
(shakes his head sadly)
Broads. Look, I know the bill is miserable. It would crash the insurance markets immediately. But who cares? This is just symbolic. This bill isn’t going to be a law. We’re just doing it to initiate a conference with the House, so we can actually pass a real bill later.

SEN. JOHNSON
I just got a text from Paul Ryan. The House might just pass this bill.

SEN. MCCONNELL
They might pass it?! Why the hell would they pass this bill we are about to pass?!

SEN. GRAHAM
(fanning himself)
This bill is abhorrent. It’s absurd, I say. I shudder to think what would happen if it became an actual law!

SEN. SCHUMER
So how will you vote?

SEN. GRAHAM
Oh I’m voting “yes.”

SEN. CAPITO
This bill would devastate the people of West Virginia!

SEN. PORTMAN
It would ruin lives! My own governor hates it!

SEN. SCHUMER
You’re both voting for it, though, right?

SEN. PORTMAN
Oh yeah.

SEN. CAPITO
No question. Voting “yes.”

SEN. HARRIS
Can we read the bill now?

SEN. MCCONNELL
No. Any word from Ryan?

SEN. CRUZ
I’ve been texting him a lot. No word. Oh – hang on, he’s writing back…I see the little bubbles.

SEN. MCCONNELL
What’d he say?

SEN. CRUZ
“New phone, who dis?” Guess I have the wrong number.

SEN. MCCONNELL
No, that’s his number. It’s just: nobody likes you.

SEN. JOHNSON
Ryan just texted me. I asked him if he could guarantee the House wouldn’t just pass our bill.

SEN. MCCONNELL
What’d he say?

SEN. JOHNSON
(reading)
“Look, this is complicated. This stuff gets a little wonky – I don’t want to bore you with the nerdy, wonky details. I’m kind of a policy geek, so I kind of get down in there with the nitty-gritty stuff, that other people are bored by, because they’re not policy geeks like me.”

SEN. MCCONNELL
…He didn’t answer your question.

SEN. CRUZ
(checking Johnson’s phone)
Let me see what number you have for him…yeah, that’s the same number I have. Weird.

SEN. MCCONNELL
It’s not weird. No one likes you.

SEN. GRAHAM
(lying on fainting couch)
My fellow members of this most august body, don’t you see we are headed for a disaster? This bill cannot pass! It would upend generations of Senatorial norms and procedure, and devastate the very fabric of American society!

SEN. SCHUMER
Still voting for it, though?

SEN. GRAHAM
Oh yeah, still a solid “yes.”

SEN. MURKOWSKI
I’m still a “no,” by the way.

SEN. COLLINS
Me too.

SEN. MCCONNELL
No one cares, ladies. Go get your hair blown out or whatever.

SEN. HARRIS
Can we read the bill now?

SEN. MCCONNELL
(angry)
No! Why are there all these women haranguing me?! How many goddamned women are in the Senate now, 95?!

SEN. WARREN
Twenty.

SEN. MCCONNELL
Seems like 95. Look: no one gets to read the bill. It’s not a real bill! It’s not supposed to become a law!

SEN. JOHNSON
What if the House just passes it?

SEN. MCCONNELL
Call that little pissant Paul Ryan and tell him they better not!

SEN. JOHNSON
(dials)
Paul? It’s Ron Johnson. You better not pass this bill that we are about to pass, because we don’t want it to pass, even though we are gonna pass it!

SEN. MCCONNELL
What’d he say?

SEN. JOHNSON
He said the process of passing bills is wonky, and it’s hard to explain, and he’ll try not to bore me with the wonky details.

SEN. CRUZ
Let me talk to him.
(takes phone)
Paul? It’s Ted. Listen, bud –
(beat)
Oh, sorry. Okay.
(hangs up)
It was the wrong number.

SEN. MCCONNELL
We were already talking to him, moron.

SEN. PORTMAN
No one likes you.

SEN. WARREN
Can we read the bill?

SEN. MCCONNELL
No. No more women talking. Time to vote. It’s a fake bill, and if the House passes it and all hell breaks loose, we can just blame Hillary or something.
(calling out)
Who wants to pass a fake disastrous bill that, if it became law, would cause the insurance markets to collapse, and 18 million people to immediately lose health care, but who gives a crap, because it’d be the House’s fault and no one pays attention to this stuff anyway?

49 REPUBLICANS
Yay!

48 DEMOCRATS
Nay!

SENS. MURKOWSKI AND COLLINS
Nay.

SEN. MCCONNELL
(aside)
Must be that time of the month.

SEN. CRUZ
Nice!

Cruz goes to high-five McConnell, who ignores him.

SEN. MCCONNELL
Okay, one more vote. John?

SEN. MCCAIN
I vote no.

Everyone loses their minds.

AMERICAN MEDIA
MCCAIN VOTED NO! MAVERICK! ONCE AGAIN HE DEFIES THE PARTY! HERO! NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS!

SEN. MURKOWSKI
…I voted “no” as well.

SEN. COLLINS
Yeah, Lisa and I are also Republicans who defied–

AMERICAN MEDIA
WE REPEAT: THIS IS UNPRECEDENTED! LITERALLY ONLY JOHN MCCAIN WOULD EVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS! PLUS HE HAS CANCER – AND HE STILL CAME HERE AND VOTED!

SEN. HIRONO
I have Stage 4 kidney cancer, and I voted –

AMERICAN MEDIA
JOHN MCCAIN JUST DID SOMETHING THAT LITERALLY NO OTHER MAN IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICA WOULD EVER DO EVER!

SEN. CRUZ
Bummer, huh guys? Anyone want to come over to my place, get some wings, watch a little “Life of Brian?” No? Rain check, then.

Flourish. Exeunt. Curtain.

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zest??? zest!!! 

Humans are weird- Sunburns

I´m at the beach, like most people, and sadly, I got really sunburnt *fml*  Anyway, imagine aliens not knowing that we can get sunburnt because we forget to put protection on and our own sun burns our skin. 

*—–*

They entered the common room. Everyones eyes were on them. Their hair had lightened and their eyes glistened a brighter color, and somehow, their skin was different….

Commander Trif shuffled past the crowd surrounding them, not knowing what all the fuss was about..then he knew.

“ What has happened to you?! Is this a medical situation?" he demanded. He was beyond worried.

The Humans looked at each other for a few seconds, which seemed everlasting. Then, they bursted out laughing, making it look like they were choking. 

"Oh don’t worry about us sir" managed to say Human-Layla

"Well, I’m not so sure about that. Poor Loki here got a dreadful sunburn.” said Human-James in a playful tone. 

“Sunburn?" 

"Yeah you know, when our own sun burns our skin because we don’t put protection on. But I mean, just look at Loki, he looks like a damn cherrie” answered Human-Layla while laughing.  

“Hey you lot, don´t make fun of me. Y'all managed to get tanned, but soon enough I´m going to start to peel like those bloody lizards."  

Only one thought popped up in the Commanders head;

‘He’s going to die.’

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“I’m looking for Mme De L’Oradore? Is she at home?”

“Not right now.”

i’m going to be evicted on my birthday

long story short, i moved to england because my landlords lost a cheque and told me they’d already cashed it, so i thought i had $1700 more than i did. i spent it, four months later they found the check, and they want their money back. i’ve already paid back $1000, but i owe another $650 still. i’m trying to pick up as many hours as i can, but i live in the city with the highest unemployment rate in canada, so that’s not easy to come by.

my birthday is on sept. 29, so i’m hoping i’ll get enough birthday money to cover at least half of it, but my family is also pretty broke so i’m not sure if that will pan out.

basically i’m scared. i’m really scared. my roommate and my partner don’t deserve to get kicked out of our beautiful home because i can’t make enough money. i’m in tears right now because i don’t know what else to do but ask for help.

if you’d like something in exchange, i’m very willing to put my skills to work, so this is what i can offer:

- i’m a masters student in education. i’m damn good at writing. you want a resume/cv? cover letter? essays? book reports? proofreading? not only will i do it, i’ll do a damn good job. want it to sound like you, but better? send me a sample of your other work and i’ll make it happen.
- want me to ghostwrite your story or fanfiction? i’ll do it. if you’re not sure if i’m a part of the fandom you’re looking for, just ask.
- want a letter you can read when you’re feeling down telling you how amazing you are, how valued, and how loved? i’ll write it for you. hell, i’ll write it by hand and mail it to you with little stickers.
- you want nudes? fuck yeah, done. you into weird stuff? trust me, i do not care.
please signal boost this and donate if you can. i’m so scared that my 25th birthday is going to be the day i’m evicted from my home.

The weirdest thing about historical trans people is that today we can look at pictures of some of them and go “oh, yeah, no, they don’t pass at all, how did they get away with that for forty fuckin years without hormones when I can’t even go an afternoon”

And like i’m pretty sure the answer is that clothing was so heavily, heavily gendered back then that people just like. It never occurred to anyone that someone wearing a suit could possibly be not-a-dude. If someone’s wearing a dress then they’re obviously a woman. Something is weird about this situation but any question I could ask would be super rude anyway so

My little brother and sister were being extremely loud, it was starting to get too much for me. So, I told them to be quiet.
Neither of them listened
Then, I put my hands over my ears for a few moments.
My little brother, who notices everything, and has autism, looked at me then turned to my little sister and told her to shush and be quiet.

Now tell me that autistic people don’t have empathy.

We have so much empathy, we just understand how to process other people’s feelings differently.

If you keep telling autistic people to do things in ways you would tell anybody, they will forever feel confused. What does “be quiet” even mean anyway? How much quiet do you want? I can’t hear if I’m being loud to you. My loud isn’t your loud. My quiet isn’t your quiet.

But I’ll understand if you’re covering your ears, because that’s what I do when stuff gets too loud.

When you look at things from an NT point of view, yeah, we’re gonna come across as unempathetic, rude and weird. But if you understand us, then it’s not so weird after all, and we’re human, just like you.