What happens when reioka and I talk
reioka: For real?! Tony’s tiny, not person sized?!
ifdragonscouldtalk: No XD hes person sized in the fic
But it would make it funny
Imagine bruce trying to find a needle small enough to get a blood sample
reioka: I mean… ask a bird vet probably
ifdragonscouldtalk: Tony hanging off Steve’s pinky finger by his tail
reioka: The idea is very adorable, if impracticle
ifdragonscouldtalk: Bucky has a cat. The cat likes little tony. Tony does NOT LIKE the cat
Wait like like “dinner” or like like “person!”
ifdragonscouldtalk: We dont know. Tony screams when Cat gets within 3 feet. Steve keeps Cat out of the room now.
reioka: Aw poor kitty lol
“It’s big! It’s get sharps everywhere! EVERYTHING IS SHARP!”
ifdragonscouldtalk: Bruce puts a filter in the tank. Tony doesnt like the filter. It swirls the water around and blows him away. Tony launches a war with the filter. Bruce is Not Happy.
reioka: Smol Tony building tools with the rocks at the bottom of the tank, sacrificing one of his pieces of seaweed to tie them all together to fling into the filter and cause it to jam
ifdragonscouldtalk: Hes smug af cuz he clearly Won until he sees Bruce’s face o h s h i t
reioka: Lmao does he even understand WHY he needs a filter
Does he want to swim in his own excrement
ifdragonscouldtalk: He lived in the ocean before reioka
All he knows is before the waters were still and now they are Not
He probably doesnt notice XD
reioka: Lmao the waters were never still you water horse you were just too far down to notice