so who out there wants to buy me a pizza

In my defense...

Context:So I’m running a game of Shadowrun, and my runners just got done assassinating a public official who is a problem for Mr.Johnson. The summoner decides he wants to buy a ton of Deepweed. He proceeds to light it with a miniwelder and get high, this transpired.

Me: So as you stare out at the city skyline…. you realize you’re starving.

Summoner: So, I’m hungry… but I don’t want to get up. I’m going to summon my spirit and have him go get me food!

Me: You want to summon an extra dimensional being… made of stone… to get you pizza? 

Summoner: You’re right… I should give it concealment!

So, long story short. After a successful summoning he creates a weeping angel that goes and gets him take out. It later shows up on the late night news.

At this moment I don’t even want a relationship. I don’t want someone to feel obligated to text me, post about me, take me on dates, or buy me things. I don’t want to be so pressured into doing everything involved with it. What I do want is a best friend who texts me because he wants to, or hangs out with me because he enjoys being around me. If he wants to talk at 2AM because he can’t sleep, of course I’ll be there, and if he wants to go party one night, then we’ll be up until sunrise laughing and dancing. He invites me over for movies and pizza on the couch? Hell yeah I’m in. I’m up for anything as long as I’m with him and he’s with me, by choice.
—  let’s go on adventures together

at my resturaunt we sell lots of soup. we have a quart size so people can take home soup for dinner or whatever. we can sell more than that at a time but soup takes a while to cook, so we really arent supposed to sell more than 3 qts of one soup at a time without prior notice. apparently people forget that soup needs to you know, cook and try ordering gallons at a time and it annoys me so much because 1. its the same as a pizza place u cant just order a sheet pizza and expect it immediately and 2. i get hissy fits and “dont u want my money????” honey. i dont see that profit. i see you leaving me without a ton of soup for like an hour and many other annoyed customers because that soup had run out. the best was these women who stood thinking about their order for a solid 30 minutes and proceeded to buy 9 quarts of soup, but no more than 3 of each kind they wanted (hope that makes sense) so i couldn’t really say no. i have lots of work-stress type dreams about that one.

Parenting

☆Sebastian and Ciel waiting for their kids to sleep so they could “watch” movies on their own.

☆Both of them fighting over who will scold and reprimand their little daughter when she does something wrong;

“Why do I have to be the one to yell at her?”

“You’re not gonna yell at her, you’re just gonna tell her what she did was wrong.”

“Why don’t you do it?!”

“Cause I’m her dad.”

“SO AM I!”

“Yeah, but she’s my princess.”

“You just don’t want her to pick me as her favorite if you scold her!”

“….”

“I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU!”

☆Ciel failing to cook his first family meal and so they end up buying pizza.

☆Sebastian freaking out when their kids start to cry out loud when Ciel leaves to buy some things.

☆Ciel having to stay up late whenever their kids keep on crying or are sick so he’d take care of them.

☆Both of them agreeing that being parents was never an easy thing and that they should have never underestimated it.