so who doesn't like that part

Tony Stark is the type of person who would meticulously research corny dad jokes on the internet just so he can recite them to Peter during Superhero Outings and embarrass him.

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Tangled!AU Cast Extras I actually wasn’t planning on doing but anywaYS HERE THEY ARE and now with captions!

Yurio and Yakov are the most disturbing thing I’ve drawn in a long time. Also: Phichit as the Hook guy who wants to be a concert pianist, and Chris as Gunther, who wants to be a interior designer.

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ultramagicanus  asked:

I find the way you portray Team Skull to be very similar to pirates. Pirates accepted all types of people, and didn't care about a person's sexuality or identity, so long as they pulled their weight, much like how Guzma doesn't care what type of uniform the grunts wear, so long as they're "reping Team Skull". Was that intentional or no?

It wasn’t any elaborate plan, but the ground work was all totally there. The bits of history we get in the game was were a lot of the characterization comes from. The fact the team skull logo would be perfectly at home on a Jolly Rodger or that one of the admins happens to be a huge pirate buff who officially studied pirates as part of local history totally didn’t factor in at all. And absolutely no one has ever imagined any of the grunts having water pokemon because it’d be fun and piratey in a quiet personal head canon.

No one here is a huge pirate fan or anything…and they certainly never studied local pirate history or ever wore a historically accurate outfit while visiting a replica of the Queen Anne’s Revenge. That’d just be silly.

So, I’m listening to the confrontation between Tom Riddle and Harry in the chamber of secrets

and probably what’s striking me the most is the way Tom assumes, implicitly, that everyone who meets him will find him charming and impressive

He talks about becoming Ginny’s best friend, her confidante, the holder of PARTS OF HER SOUL, as if it was a bit of a hassle, but ultimately quite easy. He talks about persuading Professor Dippet that Hagrid was guilty, and describes the effect of his own self-presentation as if it was obvious that one of the most powerful people in the wizarding world should do whatever a 16 year old asked: “Tom Riddle, poor but brilliant, parentless but so brave…”

And he makes one remark about someone his narrative didn’t work on: “I don’t think Dumbledore liked me as much as the other teachers did.” He’s so confident in the effect of his own narrative, his shiny charm, that he’s genuinely surprised and a bit confused at not everybody buying it. 

And, like, the thing is: we see Voldemort when he’s not doing so well, for most of the series. We see him, largely in moments of crisis: autocratic, cruel, utterly without loyalty to anyone but himself. And inside, he’s definitely all those things. But he’s also so charismatic - so good at faking empathy, too - that all sorts of people end up giving him their souls, literally or otherwise. Think about the range of people attracted by Tom Riddle, whether as a schoolboy or a Dark Lord: Slughorn, Ginny Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Peter Pettigrew, Bellatrix Lestrange, etc. Those are some hugely different people with genuinely conflicting interests! and yet he plays them all, he acquires all of their trust and admiration, and then when he’s done with them they die, but the others keep following him because that’s how good Tom Riddle is at making people love him

It’s incredibly difficult to perform to so many different audiences, simultaneously, and almost never fail. I think Tom Riddle is so good at using people because he uses himself. He doesn’t exist outside the narratives he performs. He feeds on the reactions of others. No one sees through him because there’s nothing to see. He says it himself: “Voldemort [an absurdly dramatic pseudonym, lets be real] is my past, present and future, Harry Potter”

Tom Riddle: consummate identity manipulator, holy shit

anonymous asked:

On the joint cracking thing: people who are so flexible in parts of their body that no matter what it doesn't crack. Me for example my spine is Super bendy but no matter how I twist and bend it doesn't crack so I end up in weird positions. Aliens walking in on that kind of contortionist thing. Just being like, "I thought your race couldn't bend like that. Are you okay?" And freaking out accordingly.

My human seems to have lost its spine someone please call for medical

Ok so I’m still kind of haunted by the fact that Andrew implied that he considers himself a runaway and I’ve been thinking a little about how him, Renee, and Neil all have varying degrees of choosing their names? 

Like, Andrew took Minyard even though he didn’t have to, even though he doesn’t believe in family, even though he’s already spent energy distancing himself from Aaron. 

Neil only kept Abram and discarded the rest [insert emotions for Neil being the variation of his given name that excludes his father’s name]. It was his name when he realized there was more to life than running and, to be frank, when he still didn’t know if there was more life for him to live? He was waiting on his uncle’s call–waiting to see what other moves would be made still–but what mattered was he had government issued papers for Neil Josten: the person he made himself, the person who chose to stay put and hold their ground and  who planted roots in the process. 

And how renee also kept her middle name–made it her first name–but got rid of Shields (& became a shield for her friends years after she stopped being a shield for her parents and testified against them). how she takes her adoptive mother’s name, Walker, after she’s walked away from her previous environments and the “worst” version of herself and spends the rest of her life trying to pay atonement for the sins of her childhood. And like!!! This had no real purpose I’m just Feeling Things

anonymous asked:

so for rosemary, even years into the relationship, kanaya sometimes has moments where she's like "I Can't Believe My Wife Doesn't Have Horns" because she just grew up surrounded by people who, y'know, had horns. And so sometimes she'll hold rose's head in her lap and just feel through her hair the parts that SHOULD have horns but don't. Rose loves it because it's another example of her wife's little eccentricities and she just adores her s;ffasfg

gay

*kanaya puts her hands on roses head*

How Do You Live Like This

Oh, you know, I get out of bed one leg at a time.

Rose I See How You Wake Up In The Morning It Involves Me Dragging You Out Of Bed Because You Refuse To Get Up Furthermore-

anonymous asked:

Shance?

oooh

  • Who said “I love you” first

Lance, he said it before he was fully sure about it and again a lot of times when he was head over heels for shiro

  • Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background

Lance, he is so proud to tell people shiro is his boyfriend he legit shows everyone he meets the pictures of his cute boyfriend.

  • Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror

Both, and they are both the sappiest saps to ever sap

  • Who buys the other cheesy gifts

both, lance literally gets shiro cheesy gifts in the form of mac and cheese, shiro gets lance meme gifts

  • Who initiated the first kiss

Lance, after a crazy mission when shiro was almost lost again he pounced the man and covered him in kisses while telling him to not fucking do that to lance again

  • Who kisses the other awake in the morning

Shiro, he wakes up before lance every time and makes sure to only kiss the parts not covered in lances face mask because lance doesn't like his face/face mask messed with most days

  • Who starts tickle fights

Shiro, its always shiro, lance cant fucking surprise the man, he tries occasionally but shiro flips it around so fast its mind boggling, shiro makes sure not to get annoying with his surprise tickle attacks

  • Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower

shiro, lance is a hit or miss with if he wants to be joined in the shower or not, the shower is his Zone where he relaxes and refreshes and as good as shiro is to have around lance needs easy access to his products without having to wrestle past shiro or be handed the wrong thing.

  • Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch

Lance, shiro has a lot to worry about and lance likes to relieve the pressure sometimes by getting him lunch, sometimes shiro surprises lance with lunch but usually its lance (shiro starts calling lance his guardian angel and lance becomes a five star quality tomato)

  • Who was nervous and shy on the first date

Shiro, he feels rusty compared to lance and wants lance to have a good time but honestly they could be chased out of a town with lazers at there back and lance would have still have a amazing time on that date

  • Who kills/takes out the spiders

Lance kills the spiders he finds in the house, shiro puts them outside because he has trouble after the arena hurting things that are smaller then him

  • Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk

Lance falls asleep when he’s drunk, and shiro is a bit moody but shiro will quietly proclaim his love for his sleepy drunk boyfriend in his ear, while hungover lance loudly proclaims his love for his cuddly doting also hung over boyfriend in the morning for keeping his safe from creepy strangers and people who write on faces when he passed the fuck out last night

I’d love for people to stop acting like every single woman who has appeared on tv is a lesbian suffering from hetero normative, like it’s sort of awful thing for a woman to be attractive to men. Like, I know some characters fit into this (ex: Alex Danvers) but not every single one? Bi women exist and deserve to be seen on tv. Every time someone headcanons a woman as being attracted to other women (or see it happen if it’s canon) and calls her a “lesbian who just thinks she likes men because of society” they just invalidate bi/pan women.

And as a bi woman I must say, that’s a huge part of why I struggle so long to identify myself as bi. Because y'all act like women who are attracted to men don’t belong in the community and it’s so sort of anti feminist thing to be attracted to men.

Let’s start validating bi people, let’s stop crucifying women for being attracted to men and let’s start to hear someone before putting a label on them

Imagine the next concept is VIXX taking on the mafia concept and Hyuk is the ring leader with Hongbin as his number two and Ravi is in charge of their money. Ken is the likable guy in Hyuk’s circle who is actually an undercover cop. N is Leo’s best friend and not part of the mafia. Leo is the one trying to escape Hyuk because somehow his family got tied up in the mafia and now he has to find a way to run because he got dragged into this. 

Fight scenes and maybe some more suits too because they all look great in suits.

Sapheal #4
  • Clary: Hey Simon who got you that shirt?
  • Simon: Raphael.
  • Clary: And the jacket?
  • Simon: Raphel
  • Clary: The sho-
  • Simon: Raphael
  • Clary: The g-
  • Simon: Raphael
  • Clary: T-..
  • Simon: Raphael
  • Clary: You didn't even let me-
  • Simon: All Raphael
  • Clary: So he doesn't hate you anymore?
  • Simon: What?! No, I'm still pretty sure he hates me.
  • Clary: *Looks at the camera, like she's in the office*

anonymous asked:

Lol imagine if Ronnie decided to try out for the musical at her school and dragged JD along with her because him auditioning sounds hilarious, but she ends up as like the character who says "Look out!" and he gets some huge role and they're both suffering (esp if he has a love interest, JD especially doesn't like that part)

OMG I feel like even tho JD is super smart he doesn’t try at all in school bc he just doesn’t care, so he kind of has shitty grades. and he’s all ready to quit the musical because fuck no he’s Jason Dean King Of Darkness theres no way he’ll be in a musical? but his teachers are like “you need this credit and if you don’t do it you’ll probably fail and not graduate” so he ends up being forced into it and veronica thinks it’s hilarious to see him try to be romantic w another girl on stage but he’s miserable and just has to close his eyes and pretend it’s veronica so he doesn’t barf lmao

friendly reminder that trying to push the “no label” agenda on someone who wants to find a label that properly defines them/is happy with their label is just as bad as trying to push a label onto someone who doesn’t want one. thanks

abitterowl  asked:

Honestly even if genji thinks Overwatch was mostly good, they killed his family and for the most part had him do it? Like he could totally be like "my criminal family needed to be defanged for the grater good and that goal wasn't possible through legal mean" but he also still killed his family which doesn't sound like a good therapy plan right after said family tried to kill him.

*leans close so my lips touch the mic* Why would the first plan be giving a man who is both traumatized and filled with raw anger a weaponized body? Nothing good would have come out of that at all. How quickly do you think they put Genji on field? Was he even allowed to recover mentally as he did physically? How did he even effectively deal with a criminal empire that lasted for centuries in the span of one whole year? Are the Shimadas being killed or imprisoned? (probably killed if genji’s emotions were leading his actions and ovw didn’t care how he did it maybe). The empire needed to be dismantled but i dont think genji needed to physically be there or the one wholly responsible for being in charge of that operation cause, genji serving as anonymous intel on everything about the shimada family would have been far better for him

all in all,  genji deserved none of this and i feel like if genji failed, all the blame would be placed on him lol

  • What he says: Laxus Dreyar is flawless.
  • What he means: Laxus Dreyar is not actually flawless. But he does have a complete character arc and a believable redemption story, with his actions not being excused or justified and him getting the excommunication he deserves even as Fairy Tail make it known they still consider him family. His actions are depraved and he is honestly, when an antagonist, one of the scariest people in Fairy Tail. On top of this, he doesn't just come back after only a single arc gone *coughcough*, he STAYS gone for a large chunk of the story, and when he arrives back, the good he does is honestly appreciated, but not grounds for his past actions to be excused *COUGHCOUGH*. Laxus is aware of his crimes and so is everyone else, and when he actually does become part of the guild again, it feels acceptable because Laxus really does feel like a changed person. He also escapes being worfed and weakened for the sake of main character-boosting or new villain-boosting, but also doesn't win all of his fights without serious effort on his part and occasionally some scars, which is nice for a character that was built around sheer power and skill. He feels like a person who values his family above all, and does so without making long, tiring speeches about nakama and the Power of Friendship™ to drive his point home. And it feels especially real given that he doesn't need a love interest to underscore it, or perhaps derail it as is the case with some of the characters. He may have some sadness and abuse in his backstory, but it neither fueled his villain arc, which was a road he went down due to the sole good influence in his life, nor fueled his redemption, which was built on his own actions and not a flashback or whether he kissed the asses of the right main characters. So while Laxus Dreyar may not be flawless, he's pretty damn close.

anonymous asked:

It's so sad and almost funny if it weren't so pathetic that some larries still aren't happy, you would think after a 4 year drought that they would be happy at Louis at least publicly acknowledging his friend and bandmate Harry in a friendly way but they truly won't be happy unless Louis is screaming from the rooftops about how he is in love with his soulmate and husband Harry and has never so much as looked at a woman and doesn't know anyone named Freddie. Larries aren't here for actual larry

It also makes me realize that now anti unhappiness is part of their victory fantasy. They’re mad we’re enjoying this. How dare we enjoy this?! it’s almost as though, as we keep saying, we are NOT anti LARRY but anti LARRIE BEHAVIOR, wow, it’s almost like we’re not liars but actually truthfully represent our position and are acting consistently with that position unlike people who want to see Larry interact and then can’t wholeheartedly enjoy it when they do.

Hmmm.

anonymous asked:

S family with a female s/o who has a big butt and big boobs and thick thighs but she doesn't exactly like them?(scenarios,hc's, you can choose madam moiselle)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Got carried away and did the M as well, my bad.


  • Ayato:
  • He loves you so much
  • Your butt
  • Your boobs
  • Your thighs
  • He hugs you constantly 
  • He is affectionate
  • Laito:
  • What do you mean you don’t like yourself?
  • He loves every part of you
  • He finds you hot as hell
  • Your thighs make good hand warmers
  • Kanato:
  • He likes your boobs are extra squishy so he can use them as pillows
  • Your thighs make good cushions to sit on
  • Surprisingly, lots of low-key butt slaps when he passes you in the mansion
  • Reiji:
  • He tells you not to complain and that lots of girls would want your body
  • He lays out really cute thigh high socks with your school uniform
  • If you don’t wear the thigh highs, he gets irritated
  • JusT WEAR THE THIGH HIGHS
  • Shu: 
  • He likes to use your boobs as a pillow
  • He doesn’t understand why you hate your body
  • He tries to secretly ‘accidentally’ walk in on you when you’re changing.
  • Subaru:
  • Please love yourself
  • He loves you 
  • Very much
  • He likes to hold you a lot
  • You’re warm
  • Ruki:
  • He does stare at your butt
  • He makes you pick things up for him so you have to bend over
  • He likes to watch your breast bounce whe[cesnsored]
  • Kou: 
  • You’re so adorable!
  • He loves to dress you up in cute outfits that show off all of your ‘assets’
  • He’s always looking you up and down with a grin
  • Yuma:
  • Constantly finding ways and excuses to touch you
  • butt slaps
  • boob grabs
  • thigh squeezes
  • LOVE HIM
  • Azusa:
  • Oh wow
  • Yup
  • You’re the cutest thing ever
  • Please let him hold you
  • He just wants love

anonymous asked:

No one asked for your opinions and your friend should be old enough to respond by herself, so leave the chat between us. Like I said, I didn't mind her blog until she flooded the slbp tags with her stupid posts. Not everyone wants to see her posts but it's impossible to look at the tags without seeing her crap. I don't need to follow her to see her posts. It's annoying and she doesn't do anything to contribute to our fandom.

No. 

Firstly, my sense of decency does not allow me to stay silent and watch another person (who is also a friend) being treated unfairly. This is the kind of person I am. 

Secondly, I am a part of the fandom, and just like you, I also have the right to voice my opinion about things related to the fandom. And in this case, my opinion is the opposite of yours. Fureiaa’s posts are quality content. It makes the game more enjoyable now that I have voices to match with the faces. 

Also, like I’ve said, it’s her right to enjoy the game and contribute in her own ways. You do not make the rules. You do not get to decide how and what she should post. 

About your last point, you can scroll past them if they annoy you. 

I hope this answer is sufficient. We can go back and forth till the cows come home, but my answer will remain the same.