so well yea

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  Diego: You must be Val’s mom! You guys are loaded!

  Araceli: Umm yea, well, there are people better off-

  Diego: Val told me you are like a model? I didn’t know that paid so well!

  Araceli: Umm, yea, it does actually!

  One day this kid is going to find out the truth, isn’t he? Well, when that day comes I hope he still doesn’t know Valeria…that reminds me, whoever she dates will….ugh, guess I didn’t think of that either.

anonymous asked:

I finally realized why guys are getting slowly into traps. More often than not, traps are into video games, guns, computers, fucked up humor and if they're not taking girl pills, a high sex drive. That being said, traps don't stay cute forever so its shame.

Well yea, that goes without saying, traps are still technically guys so their interest and personalities tend to line up more with a guy, just usually with more girly stuff too. I can also tell you from experience girl pills don’t exactly = a low sex drive. 

It’s an appealing package all the cute pretty things about girls but with a guy brain and ya know a penis which is just better imo. 

That being said, NO ONE is realistically cute forever. Guys, girls, traps.

Age takes its toll on all of us, I do think there’s a point to be made that on the whole MOST of the time guys don’t age as gracefully. Though I know twink dudes in their 30s who still are looking attractive.   

Girl pills, of course, negate that somewhat since then you do in fact age like a woman. But even then, unless your Jennifer Aniston beauty tends to fade at some point which yea just sucks. 

Which is why I plan to become a cute robot shota boi

so about a year and a half ago, i set out to draw every clara outfit ever
74 outfits later, i’m finally done

prints/mugs/totes and all that jazz are up on society6 and redbubble now!

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“Your Guardian Angel”

Tried out some new techniques after binge-watching speedpaints on YouTube – gotta say it turned out way better than I expected!

(Also - just realized I haven’t drawn mercy properly until now, lol)

(DON’T REPOST TO OTHER SITES)  //  MORE ART ON MY DA (<-link in my blog header)

Did you see that shooting star tonight?
Were you dazzled by the same constellation?
Did you and Jupiter conspire to get me?
I think you and the Moon and Neptune got it right
‘Cause now I’m shining bright, so bright

anonymous asked:

I guess your post hitting /r/TumblrInAction explains the weird invasive questions earlier. At least one of the guys on that sub now legitimately thinks you "identify as a tape dispenser".

holy FUCK

this is COMEDY GOLD

“I said I wouldn’t cry.”

WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS IS but it’s mostly inspired by this by @kcgane thanks dude you’re an inspiration :’)

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roguevax-deactivated20170803  asked:

Wait are those people mad at you because you're married and write romance stuff? I don't get it? Why is that an issue?

No, they’re mad because I am not writing their kind of romance and having a really great time doing it. 

The way some of it was phrased was like trying to shame me for writing “fic” styled work because I’m adult woman who should be writing “normal” things by now, like them. Whatever the heck that means like honestly I don’t even know. 

It was like some collective high school move where someone notices you having a good time with your friends and comes up into your corner like “you can’t sit with us” and I’m just over here with all the other weird kids like me going “cool, never wanted to.”

So then they had nothing left to pick on so resorted to “yea well how does your husband feel about that” and it’s like I’m really sorry Susan, but I didn’t marry a Chad. I married another well adjusted weirdo like me who doesn’t hate me or shit on the things I love.

An amazing concept, I know.

“i just don’t see it”

the comic:

-hazeapalooza: “so is no one going to talk about c’s mad flush right now?” so is no one going to talk about how nursey 100% checked out chowder’s mad flush right now? also: c. c!!!! C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- hazeapalooza cont. “nursey i’m not a lightweight i can drink three whole beers and stop all your dumb shots.” translation: “nursey i may be drunk but i can still impress you, look-”
- shinny: “wow, c -” [C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] “- seriously never seen a frozen lake before?” - “it’s not just some lake it’s the pond! and it’s not like it happens every day in san francisco, nursey.” me: stares at my horrible wood checkered ceiling trying to regulate my breathing while i imagine chowder and nursey showing each other their home cities with a big ol road trip in between
- shinny AND junior show feature a classic. a fav…… the same fond nursey smile-smirk that always seems to crop up when he’s teasing chowder. 

how often does this happen??????????????????????????????????

- if you look close enough in ‘post I: roadie’ chowder and nursey are both team attic. enough said
- taddy tour: we witness our confident sophomores mentoring the taddies :’) this has nothing to do with them together but it just warms my dead heart so it’s going on the list
- hi, honey - parts 1 & 2: LISTEN TO ME NURSEY’S BAG WAS RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!! BY THE STAIRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NURSEY’S BAG WAS RIGHT THERE BY THE STAIRS I CAN’T SAY THIS ENOUGH. IT WAS LATE AND THERE WAS A STORM OUTSIDE AND NURSEY SLEPT OVE.R SO do with this information what you will

the tweets:

- “chowder: hey jack are you going to watch the sharks game or the kings game if youlike LA uh i’m from san francisco so–
nursey: dude. chill.”
[holster voice] oh my god i’m so sorry but i sTIILL GEEET JEEALLOUSS
- “NOOOO NURSEY DON’T TELL HIM COME ON NO NO NO”/nursey found out it was chowder’s birthday and immediately told bitty and probably EVERYONE ELSE SO THEY COULD ALL CELEBRATE THE GREATEST DAY OF THE YEAR ! 
- “chowder: we tried to get nursey to take intro programming with us!” at the point this was tweeted in the check please time line………..i guarantee you 10000% this was chowder’s idea. he just wants to spend more time with nursey :’) :’) :’’’)
- i just like these tiny faces together, look at em

- “chow: oooh!! so if nursey & i prove you’re superstitious, we win!
dex:…shit. win what?
nurse: yo i don’t even know bro but you shook on it”
#gotyourback
- “in other news, dex and nursey have found the one thing they have in common: their love of chirping chowder” i believe on this same twitter account someone said something along the lines of ‘chirping and flirting are variants on the same idea’ so…………………..yea
- “well, two samwell [winter screw’s] down, two more to go.”/”i hope the frogs had a good time. well, chowder and nursey aren’t here, so they probably did.” 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
-”from row 6 on the bus to NY
chowder: …and we all had quiche!!
nursey: and i wasn’t invited, c?? yo, CHILL!
oh, nursey. you’re so not chill.”
……………………….bitty said it not me
- nursey and chowder were in charge of bringing bitty to the haus to surprise him with the oven can you imagine them smiling at each other like a buncha goofs behind bitty’s back while nursey tweeted!!!!!!!!!!!! amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-”dinner talk
nursey: some netflix and chill
chowder: ohhh I love netflix”
😏

i dedicate this post to @omgcphee who encouraged me to do it in the first place. there’s probably more that i missed and i’m sure there’s stuff in the extras too but please……….it’s there.. . for all to see. i’ve witnessed it and now you all have too. feel free to add to this post