so wearing these to work tomorrow

Tomorrow’s my birthday so I took off from work today and Bast and I are going to Hershey Park to ride rides and make our own chocolate bars. I’m contractually obligated to say it will all be pretty sweet.

Am I wearing an Invader Zim tshirt? You bet your sweet bippy I am.

Hammock swinging, wine, and a blanket. I need to work 2 hours to make up for tomorrow’s field trip but I will just use time off.

Today. Overslept a half hour (guess my glee over summer freedom did wear off). Worked on a homestudy (least favorite thing, only write 2 a year or so) ALL DAY. Visited the family that goes with the homestudy. Ok, the kid is safe, loved, etc. but just not where I want kids. (It’s a relative). One of those oh yes this is how some people view the world and their lives and how does one start to help kind of visits.

School called me fifteen minutes after pickup, as I was about twenty minutes away. Who’s picking Lou up? My friend who lives three minutes away that I confirmed with two hours ago! But no. The friend is nine months pregnant so I was worried for her. I called another friend who ran to school and just sat outside with my girl until i was there ten minutes later.

The friend who was supposed to pick Lou up didn’t answer her phone. She ended up calling an hour later so apologetic. She fell asleep right after texting with me, went on with their night and just forgot. It happens. Glad she’s ok. Only one more week of after care, the workers can forgive me! I’m annoyed they didn’t call me sooner, I always call if I’m going to be there at one minute late (rare).

So bedtime was basically an hour late. Fun morning ahead!

27 Dress Code Violations

@jilychallenge 04/2017 | @bantasticbeasts vs @anxiouspotter

Muggle AUs | “i get dress coded so you give me your jacket and we protest unfair regulations for girls together/you sass the teacher about how distracted you are by my shoulders”

Word Count: 2500

special shoutout to @jiilys. solidarity, sister



She walks into English fifteen minutes late, wearing both a deeply unflattering smock and a scowl. Neither are an especially new look on her.

“Vector,” she says under her breath, as an answer to Mary McDonald’s unspoken question. It’s the answer to every question in the room. Ms Vector is notorious among them all for her very strict adherence to the school’s dress code.

“Yes, Miss Evans’ entrance was very exciting, but I’ll have your attention back to the lesson now, please,” says Ms McGonagall. James snaps back to attention. It’s for the best.


“Here,” James says, shrugging off his jacket and thrusting it toward Lily. She gives him this look like, fuck off, and James has to bite his tongue to stop from aggravating her. “They’re doing uniform checks up the hall. Just put it on.”

Evans gives him a very strange look, and it takes him a second to realise that it’s neutral.

She looks good in his jacket.


Every third dress code violation results in a lunch time detention. It’s only October, and Lily’s already had six. She doesn’t look at James as she takes the seat three ahead and one to the left of him.


There’s a thump from somewhere in the back of the classroom, and McGonagall isn’t planning on looking up - it sounds like it came from the general vicinity of Potter and Black, and that’s certainly not a situation she wants to engage with - but the entire class is already turned around to see what the fuss is.

She strides down the aisle between the desks, and is about three years past surprised to find James Potter lying on the floor, gazing at the ceiling, glasses knocked aside.

“Am I boring you so much that you decided to take a nap?” she asks, and James gives this wicked smile, and here we go–

“Sorry, Miss, I can’t get up. It’s Evans’ shoulders - they’re overwhelming me. I simply can’t do anything until she covers them up. Sirius, tell me when it’s safe.”

He’s a funny boy, she’ll give him that. “Potter, get up. This is hardly the time for foolishness.”

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based on this post where lardo and shitty are accidentally pregnant

She was five weeks in and nothing was showing, but she’d been puking almost everyday and had refused Bitty’s pumpkin pie yesterday. Lardo hadn’t told her mom yet, and Shitty refuses to tell anything to his father, but she knows that his mother knew. Jack had called her immediately after Shitty freaked and told him a week ago, before freaking out himself and telling Bitty, who had broken into their apartment in order to make sure she was okay.

“I’m okay, people should stop asking me if I was okay, I’m pregnant, not sick.” She complained to Jack, who only answered by giving a silent nod.

“Shitty’s freaking out,” Jack said instead.

“I know.” She groaned and put her face in her hands. A moment of silence passed between the two before she lifted her head again. “I don’t want to chain him down like this or jerk him around emotionally. I know he wants me to keep it.”

“He wants whatever you want,” Jack said.

She knew that, but she could also read Shitty well enough to know that he was ecstatic and wanted nothing more than to have her keep it. And the scary thing was, she could also feel herself being as excited as he is.

“How are the two of us even remotely qualified to be parents? He’s just starting his job, and I have my job.” And Lardo wasn’t sure that her bosses would let her take a maternity leave. And even more terrifyingly, she just realized that she wasn’t on the life track that she had envisioned for herself with this job. Sports management paid a lot, and Lardo knew she was on the fast track to a good promotion, but now this forced her to look at her life, and she wasn’t sure she wanted to spend it all on picking up after athletes. But she wasn’t sure if she could provide proper care if she didn’t have this high paying position. And it was a downward spiraling mess of disaster.

It was as if Jack could read her mind, or at least the mood in her mind, because he puts a hand on her shoulder and leaned back on the sofa that they were sitting at.

“Maybe you’re thinking too much,” he said. “Just concentrate on whether or not you want to keep it, and trust in your friends to help you no matter which choice it is. We’re a team.”

She sniffed, and suddenly Jack found himself with an armful of Lardo. She let her tears and snot stain his sweater, and he held her through her trembling. When the two of them extricated themselves from their situation, Jack extended a fist, and Lardo bumped it.

“Got your back,” they said together.

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Try to get up early! I know a lot of people who like to sleep in, but I also know some who don’t feel productive if they don’t get up early. Getting up early (and not necessarily super early, maybe one or two hours later than you’d get up for school) on the weekend or on a day off gets you moving and ready to start your day. 

Do some sort of exercise early in the day. It doesn’t have to be intense or a lot, but get moving. It could be anything from an actual workout to just walking to a bookstore or coffeeshop to start your day.

Eat breakfast! If you don’t like getting up early, eating a really good breakfast can make your day. And if you do get up early, you’ll have enough time to actually make something.

Schedule your day. Don’t schedule it down to the last minute, but schedule the big things you need to get done. If you need an alert on your phone or computer to remind you, some good calendars I recommend are: Timepage, Google Calendar, Schoolhub Students(not necessarily a calendar but the best I’ve used for tracking assignments),  and Outlook Calendar(ok so Sunrise was THE BEST calendar app I have ever used but it was discontinued and kind of moved to Outlook).

Write down absolutely everything you need to accomplish. Do this first. It doesn’t matter how big or how small it is, just do it. It might be a pretty long list, and that’s ok. If you have bigger tasks, like writing a paper, break it down further into something like research, brainstorm, thesis, etc. You can further break those down too. The eventual goal is to break down the massive tasks into small, manageable things that you can handle so you don’t feel overwhelmed. 

Prioritize the things you need to do. What I generally tend to do is prioritize the assignments and tests that are coming up first, but if I have a bigger test after them, that can become an equal priority. So for example, if I have a worksheet due first period tomorrow, a quiz fourth period that same day, and a major test two days away, I would do the worksheet first, do about half my studying for the major test, study for the quiz, then finish my studying for the major test. 

Get started on something! Once you’ve got all your ducks in a row, get to work. If music helps you focus, listen to it, or if wearing a comfy sweater helps you destress, wear it. Find what works for you and use it to your advantage. 

Don’t forget to take breaks. Use something to help you time your breaks- I personally like to use forest, but one that I’ve tried and liked is flat tomato. Do something you like during your breaks- your brain needs time to process what you’ve been working on. 

Try to get all of your work done before evening- but if you don’t get it all done, it’s not the end of the world. Use this time for yourself, so watch a good movie, eat dinner, play an instrument, whatever makes you happy. This is your self-care time- you work hard and you deserve it!


170226 Leo Twitter Reply Compilation

☆ But I really think I was born lucky. I think I always have good luck. I hope only good things will happen until the end. Of course I’ll make my own happiness! hing I miss you, oppa. It seems like so long that I haven’t seen you.. Your face is just haunting meㅠㅠㅠ
Leo: just haunting you?

☆ wow
Leo: wow

☆ Let’s get married Jung Taekwoon
Leo: Why?

☆ omg oppaㅜㅜㅠㅜㅠㅜㅜㅠ
Leo: What

☆ I want to see you so much I could die Jung Taekwoon
Leo: You shouldn’t die

☆ omg I was just listening to Words to Say and you are here now 8ㅅ8
Leo: keep listening

☆ Taekwoon-ahㅠㅠㅜㅠㅜㅜㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠI’m being haunted but can’t see you When will I see you?????? Why can’t I see you in front of me
Leo: come here

☆ omg oppa omg
Leo: omg what

☆ Oh my Have a good night
Leo: Sleep is a long way off

☆ Wut are you doing
Leo: working

☆ OMG Oppa, you came at Sanghyuk o’clock
Leo: I came at the wrong time
T/N: The month and day of the members’ birthdays correlate to their “time of day” in hours and minutes.

☆ Daeguni, are you not eating dinner..?
Leo: Your picture is sort of burdensome
T/N: Their dp is N looking into a camera shot at an odd angle.

☆ omg omg I was having a hard time, but now I’m so happy to see youㅠㅠㅠㅠ
Leo: Why are you having a hard time

☆ omg What is this Oppa All of a sudden omg What’s this What!!!!!!!!!
Leo: Change your picture
T/N: Their dp is a picture of Leo yawning.

☆ OMG It’s Jung Taekwoon
Leo: It’s me

☆ I can’t have something like the good fortune of getting a reply right~~~~
Leo: Here, good fortune

☆ Oppa, what are you doing recently? Have you been well?
Leo: I’ve been working

☆ DaebakjeokㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜThanks for coming
Leo: What is daebakjeok
T/N: Daebakjeok is basically “amazing”

☆ I almost lost my breathㅠㅠㅠ Oppa, would you like to eat ramyun?
Leo: If it’s Shin Ramyun

☆ Oppa where are you?? I miss youㅠㅠ It’s been so wong since I’ve seen youㅠㅠㅠㅠ
Leo: Is this aegyo?

☆ Today is work and giving a recitation
Leo: work work work

☆ Hello It’s me Are you doing well there~~
Leo: very well

☆ Oppa, can you tell me when the concert will be this year so I can plan my vacation?ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ I almost overlapped it with the concert last year
Leo: When will it be

☆ Pleeease release a 2nd LR album….
Leo: Is this a confession all of a sudden

☆ Are you sick at all?ㅠㅠㅠ
Leo: I’m very healthy

☆ What are you doing recently?
Leo: I’m working recently

☆ ㅜㅜㅜNoo …… You left I’ll send this praying that next time I get a reply ㅜㅜ I just can’t let you go!!!!
Leo: I haven’t gone

☆ Oppa disappeared so quietly…….. Someday me too…..crying
Leo: I’ll disappear soon 😶

☆ During the semester, no matter how busy I am, I’ll send mentions to you one at a time. This is my plan! I don’t know whether you will read it or not, but if happen to read it I hope I can be a little of your strength. I hope you always smile 😊
Leo: Good luck on your new semester!

☆ You don’t have to reply, so please just lookㅠㅠ The daily temperature range is huge, so wear warm clothes! Don’t be hurt! While waiting for the next comeback I’ll study hard! I’ll do my best and look over you! Goodbye!
Leo: Thanks

☆ Hellow!!! Mr. Jung Taekwoon!! Please say something to the office workers who have to go to work tomorrow!!!!!!!
Leo: I go to work everyday

☆ Hello〜I’m sending this from Japan It’s so hardㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠbecause I’m busy with workㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
Leo: Thanks
T/N: Leo replied in Japanese

☆ Oppa, please say that my class assignment will turn out well…🙏
Leo: Class assignments are up to the heavens

☆ Leo-saーーーーーーn
Leo: Why
T/N: In Japanese

☆ Good evening (=^^=) Did you eat?
Leo: Not yet
T/N: In Japanese

☆ You are really the kindest person in the world .. Thank you
Leo: You all mean that to me too


잠깐이지만 오늘도 재밌었어. 모두 감기 조심합시다!

It was just a short time, but today was fun. Everyone, let’s be careful of colds!




warnings: graphic smut, swearing, masturbation, rough sex, oral sex, overstimulation

Originally posted by bwiseoks

masterlist | ask | song

Stirring the white milk into the coffee you sighed, bored out of your brain. Your boyfriend was busy working in the home recording studio you had built for him for his birthday, as he was most nights. Yoongi was a member of the internationally famous kpop group BTS, and had even released mix tapes and solo tracks of his own. He was so very passionate about music, in fact, that’s how the two of you had met.

Three years ago you were out buying a new sound system as your room mate had broken yours, Yoongi was in the quiet music store too; he introduced himself as a sales assistant to help you find the best ‘value for money’ equipment, as you didn’t have much cash with you. Of course things started to get a little fishy when said sales clerk asked if you had a boyfriend, whereabouts you like to go eat and what your living arrangements were. Eventually he confessed he didn’t work at the store, but was very intrigued by you and wanted to get to know you better.

Later that night he took you to your favourite restaurant just outside of town and you exchanged numbers before he dropped you off at home. A week later you couldn’t contain your huge Cheshire Cat like grin when he showed up at your door at midnight, blasting music from the most expensive sound system you’d both seen in store.

“Y/N! I saw this in a movie last night, is it working?! Did I get the girl?! Let me in before your neighbours call the cops!”

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warm up doodle on shitty paper 


Well it almost got cold in Houston, so I decided to take advantage and wear some longer sleeves. I wish this weather would just make up it’s mind.

I love prints, so when I saw this vintage dress at the thrift store I just had to get it! I already owned this awesome fabric for the head scarf and together I thought it was a great look. 

Thanksgiving is tomorrow, and my family had made plans for dinner at my Grandad’s, but yesterday he fell and broke his hip, so now our plans have all been postponed. 

It was pretty scary to see him in so much pain. Thankfully I work as a caregiver to him, so I, as well as my mom and sister, were there only minutes after the fall.

This was the whole reason I moved back to Houston…to be with and help my Grandad. My Grandmother passed away this time last year, so it’s been a strange time being in this city without her and I can only imagine how that’s affected Granddaddy, after all they were married for over 60 years (unbelievable!). 

In my family, on both my mom and dad’s sides, every event pretty much revolves around the Grands, so this season is already proving to be pretty tough for me. My Grandad is the last of my Grands and I’m really struggling with this. However, I am so so grateful to be able to be spending so much time with him now. There are so many distractions in life, the only thing that really matters are the relationships you have with people and the memories you make with them. Time is precious, don’t let it slip away from you.

EXO’s Reaction to Coming Home and Finding You in Lingerie


Xiumin wouldn’t notice you were patiently waiting in the bedroom at first, too tired to take in his environment.  When he did finally see you, he’d almost drop what he was holding, surprised by your lack of clothing. “Jagi…just, wait there,” he’d say, running into the bathroom to “get ready” for what he was about to do to you.


Torn between being too tired to have sex and being too horny to not, Chen would be at a tough crossroads. “Y/N, wwwwhhhhhyyy?” he’d yell, gesturing at your body. He’d close his eyes and rub his forehead, before slowly approaching you and kissing your cheek. “I’m..I’m too tired,” he’d say quietly. Once you reassured them that you were going to be the one doing the work, he’d readily agree.


Just as excited when he’s tired, Baek would smile brightly when he found you waiting patiently for him, adorned in your new lingerie. He’d be slightly speechless, too excited for words. He’d run into the bathroom and come out shortly after, naked, his eyes glinting with lust.  It was obvious that night was going to be electrifying.


“Ah, jagi, you shouldn’t have~” Chanyeol would mutter, setting his stuff down before approaching you, his arms outstretched. He’d hug you gently, kissing your forehead before leading you to the bedroom. Because he was tired, he’d make love to you slowly and sensually, falling asleep shortly after you two finished.


Too innocent for his own good, Lay would think that you had put on the lingerie to show him, but only that. “You look lovely!” he would say, clasping your face in his hands and kissing you, before leaving to get ready for bed. You’d follow him, kissing his neck and running your hands along his chest, however he was too tired to take notice. “You look nice, but you’re not sleeping in that, right?” he’d ask, oblivious to your obvious lust.


D.O would definitely be stuck between a rock and a hard place. On one hand, he wanted desperately to go rest, but on the other, you looked so good. He’d kiss your cheeks before deciding to go with the former. “Tomorrow,” he’d say tiredly, stifling a yawn as he eyed your body one more time. You’d pout and tell him that you’d be doing the work, but he’d politely decline and snuggle into the covers instead.


Suho would flop down onto the bed next to you, not even realizing what you were wearing until you told him to look. “wOAH!” He’d sit up quickly, his eyes widening and his mouth falling open. He’d be stunned for a minute, before shedding his clothing right there and pushing you down beneath him, his eyes gleaming with new excitement.


Kai would stay in the silence as he stood in the doorway, his eyes skimming over your body with obvious hunger. He’d move towards you, making you shudder with anticipation. You could feel the lust coming off of him, and he’d grab your shoulders, pushing you against the wall and attacking your neck. He’d take out his frustrations about the day on you in the best way.


Sehun would be very surprised when he found you casually lounging in your new lingerie. He’d try to hide how flustered he was with cockiness. “Oh, jagi, come on. You didn’t have to dress up just for me,” he’d say, however it was obvious how turned on he was. As you approached him, you could see any traces of tiredness leave him and be replaced with desire.

Vmin story
  • Jimin: Tae I need to tell you a story.
  • Taehyung: K wassup?
  • Jimin: So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minutes walk to work and there's this guy who's always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner because I get stopped by the lights and he passes it. But today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me turns around and goes “I've been winning for 2 months now, can't stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.“ I swear to god I'm going to wear running shoes tomorrow.
  • Taehyung: ...
  • Taehyung: I swear you guys are my otp now.
Suga Daddy: Part Two

Suga Daddy: Part 2

Word count: 6.9k

Genre: smut

Okay, I’m glad that some people liked this because I want to turn this into a series. This is pretty dirty so be warned. Anyway, on to the next part :)

part one

You were over at Taehyung’s, on the couch with him and Jimin watching a movie. Sadly, you weren’t paying too much attention to it because tomorrow you were trying out for a seniors dance showcase. It was a big deal for seniors, it was what they worked for all four years. This would be what they would perform for tons of people and entertainment scouters. Your school was known for helping dancers get jobs after this showcase at the end of the year.

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Groove You Good (Derek/Stiles)

nightjade14 said: Sterek. Forever and always! For the teeny fic challenge. What a fun idea! Good luck with the tests!!! :) ~ Shae &  sterekseason said:Sterek for the tiny fic meme

Teeny fic #9.

If the spirit moves you
Let me groove you good
Let your love come down
Oh, get it on, come on baby

Let’s Get it On by Marvin Gaye

Groove You Good. Derek/Stiles. Teen. Also on AO3.

Derek gets home after a long week to find Stiles preparing a seduction

It’s been a really long week, and it’s only Wednesday. Finals means extra tutorial sessions, and a stack of essays to grade for one class, and a stack of short answer exams to grade for two others. Fortunately, two intro classes work best with scantrons, so those are already graded and filed. Regardless, Derek’s left hand is already cramped from all of the writing he’s had to do, and he’s just grateful he’s ambidextrous so he can start using the right hand to grade the exams.

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nilduenilun_tokyo: starting at 12 tomorrow we’re finally opening the online shop for the apparel line 😎🤘
I’m very happy about the way everything took shape but most of all what makes me the happiest is the thought that you guys picked up my work and felt good about it ☺️
I hope you’ll be able to experience NIL DUE /  NIL UN TOKYO, also in terms of how the clothes feel and if they’re comfortable to wear 🙏✡ and preparations for the exhibition that will be open from the 27th to 28th in Harajuku are preceding so please come and check that out, as well, ok? 💮
by the way, this is the sparkling lemon water and original cup we’ll be offering to everyone who visits! (image 1)
a welcome drink since it’s been so hot lately 👼

#nilduenilun #nilduenilun_tokyo #thegazette #ruki#likes #fashion

Zach Dempsey x Reader:Insecurities

A/N: I’m really sorry that I’m not uploading so much but I have some stuff to do and I am working on some stuff so tomorrow I will be uploading more stuff.

You and Zach had been dating for almost an entire year now. You had no idea why Zach wanted to go out with you there were a million of other girls at this school that were way prettier then you. Zach knew about your insecurities and always told you that they weren’t true but you still believed your insecurities. This Friday the school was holding a dance and obviously you and Zach were going together. You were wearing a knee length purple dress and had your hair pinned up and were wearing some light make up. He came to pick you up and your mom was really excited and she didn’t stop taking pictures of the two of you.

“You look beautiful Y/N.” Zach said as the two of you walked into school and towards the gym.

“Thanks Zach.” You said with a smile.

“You look very handsome as well.” You said looking at him.

The two of you walked into the gym hand in hand and you immediately started to feel insecure you saw all the pretty and really skinny girls and just wanted to run out of the gym. The two of you walked over to his friends and while he and Justin talked you just stood there quietly. You looked around and started to feel more and more insecure.

“Babe is everything alright? You’ve been very quiet.” Zach asked worried while looking at you.

“Y-yeah I’m fine.” You said looking down.

“Justin I’ve uh got to talk to my girl for a sec okay.” He said taking your hand.

“Yeah sure go take care of your girl.” Justin said with a smile.

The two of you walked out of the gym and into the hallway and Zach turned you to look at him.

“Okay tell me what is going on.” He said sternly.

“I-It’s just I wanna leave I don’t wanna be here around all of these pretty girls anymore.” You said looking down.

“Y/N what are you talking about you’re a pretty girl the most prettiest girl ever.” He said looking at you.

“No I’m not I’m ugly and I look disgusting why are you dating me Zach.” You said angrily.

“What!? Y/N do you realize how dumb you sound right now?” He asked looking at you angrily.

“You’re the most beautiful girl I have ever met I’m with you because I love you and you are the most prettiest the most beautiful girl I have ever ever met.” He said looking at you.

“Please don’t believe you’re stupid insecurities.” He said lifting your head up.

“I’m sorry Zach.” You said looking at him.

“You don’t have to apologize to me.” He said with a small smile.

“Now can I have this dance?” He asked holding out his hand as the two of you heard a slow song.

“Yes you can.” You said with a small smile.

“Don’t ever say those things about yourself ever again.” He whispered in your ear.

“I promise.” You said as you kissed him on the cheek.

Yes ma’am

Request by @marvelhpaprendice: Hi! This may come out of nowere! But i love your Bucky fics! So i have a request to make! Could you do a one shot where Bucky and the reader hate each other (not really hate, like hate with sexual tension beetween them) and one day, as they watch a movie, they feel the tension that they make and just give in to each other? Thank’s!!!!!!

Summary: Your blind date goes wrong and you find yourself watching a movie with Bucky despite how much you two despise each other.

Warnings: Smutty smut, really small angst. 

A/N: I did this request right away because the messaged me personally and I honestly forgot about the requests in my asks. I’m going to get to them, I promise. I’ve just been extremely busy with school. I’ll try to work on a few tonight and tomorrow if I have time. Thank you all for being so supportive of my Bucky x Reader fan fictions! I love getting feedback, whether it’s positive or negative, both help me improve my writing and story telling.

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So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

Darkest Desire: Say Yes

Don’t forget to read previous chapters! Darkest Desire Masterlist

Chapter 18

Summary: You finally “say yes” to Negan.

Word Count: 2,371


HUGE THANK YOU as always to @i-am-negan-trash for being my beta reader!

You were enjoying this moment—watching David get the punishment he deserved. For a moment, you had thought that Negan condoned David’s behavior, but you were wrong. Negan had now killed one of his men, one of the Saviors, for you

David’s lifeless body still laid in the furnace. Negan approaches you as you continued to grin. He takes your face in his hands and smiles down at you, before placing a soft kiss to your lips. He rests his forehead against yours, and closes his eyes, savoring this moment.

Negan let out a light sigh, and then whispered, “Say yes.” 

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