any and all klance headcanons please?
ahhh here are a few,,
- ok remember that time lance tried to communicate an entire attack strategy with grunts and hand motions? and keith hardly understood?
- they eventually learn to work so well together that they develop a kind of way to communicate with no words,, literally just eye contact and some hand movement
- it confuses everyone else to no end but somehow it makes sense to them
- pidge is convinced they have some sort of psychic connection and hooks them up to monitors
- pidge: *reads keith’s mind*
keith’s mind: lance is so cute i hate him so much oh my god i think i’m in love with him his hair is so choppy but it’s beautiful why does he do that thing with his mouth i want to go to the ocean with him he’s so pretty though i love him i hate him so much…
pidge: what the fucK
- keith runs off to do something and lance watches him go until he’s out of sight and then turns to hunk and pidge and is like “quick question, does keith talk about me when i’m not in the room?”
- pidge: UM aCTUAlly…
- inspired by this lovely art: lance is constantly interrupted in the middle of his facial routine, so he’s always coming out of his room with a green mask on and his slippers and a towel wrapped around his head to listen to a debrief
- one day allura calls them all in and lance emerges with his face mask and slippers and towel and no one blinks an eye
- but then… keith shows up right behind him, with a green mask to match and slippers to match and his hair half braided and they’re all like ??? what were you guys up to ???
- lance quirks an eyebrow, leans over to peel the remaining cucumber off keith’s eyeball, and says “isn’t it obvious? i’m giving keith a spa day”
- lance spends an an atrocious amount of time wandering an alien supermarket for something to get keith for their one week anniversary bc he’s extra like that (he finds these matching rings that look like they have a galaxy swirling around the inside and keith won’t take his off)
- sometimes he finds strange alien flowers and makes a bouquet of them and shoves it ungracefully into keith’s face
- keith is actually flattered and keeps them by his bedside but it turns out he’s allergic because he ends up with a rash
- lance dotes over him for the next few days
- keith somehow always manages to find the weirdest, most bizarre artifacts and ALWAYS gives them to lance as a show of affection
- lance: um, keith, babe? what is this?
- keith, poking at a glowing blue sphere, lips pouted: um… i actually don’t know. but it was pretty so i thought you should have it
- lance, swooning: i love
- it hatches a week later in lance’s room. lance ends up barging into keith’s room with a small alien lizard screaming “WE HAVE A SON, KEITH!!! A SON!!!11!! I’M NOT READY TO BE A FATHER BUT LOOK AT HOW CUTE HE IS”
- once they figure out how to swim in the upside-down pool they sneak out of their rooms at 3 in the morning and go swimming together
- i’m going to stop here because i always go on too long omg,, thank you