so tiny~

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“you woke me up in the dead of night to PUN AT ME I’M GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE”
“haha u mean like… a PUNch 2 PUNish me”
“I WAS HAVING SUCH A NICE DREAM AND I’M NEVER GOING TO GET IT BACK I HATE YOU”
“srsly tho u should make biscuits i want like ten rn and ur biscuits=best”
“GO TO BED I’LL THINK ABOUT IT IN THE MORNING”

I found my original Lightning and Sally toys and man *Lightning voice* If These Toys Could Talk

I got Sally at McDonalds, when I was desperate for a Lightning toy. And I got Lightning from like. Possibly a Walgreens? I’m not sure, my dad got him for me when I was sick.
But damn these toys went EVERYWHERE with me. I had a Doc and a Mater too, but these two were my faves (of course). Sally was always in one pocket, Lightning in the other. I took them to the beach with me, the movies, restaurants, when I stayed the night at my cousin’s house. Literally everywhere.

Sally came with one of those old McDonald’s happy meal boxes (do they still make those?) and I made that into her house, and after I got Lightning, he moved in with her.

These toys were so damn important to me as a kid and I’m so glad I have them again.

While I was out today, I bought an ecocube!!! What it is is that it comes with a cube, earth and seeds already inside. You water it and place it in a provided bag to germinate. The plant will grow, and after 8 months you can put it in a pot, cube and all, and the cube will dissolve in the earth, becoming fertilizer for the plant!!! The options at the store were sunflowers or lavender, and since we already have sunflowers growing in the backyard, I chose the lavender. @the-moon-and-stars-my-love Mama and @kapitan5o , I’d like to introduce you to the newest member of my tiny plant family, Lavender Brown!!!

Keith: *Ties a necktie into a bow and stuffs a dishtowel down his shorts*

Keith:  “I’m a princess now”

The AU this fandom needs but does not deserve in which Keith grows up loved and happy with his big Galra mama.

Bonus:

Headcannon that Dad Kogane buys Keith’s mom sassy clothes with stuff like “I wear the pants” completely unironically.  She doesn’t get it.