so this will have to do sighs

Damn you’ve got it bad

Pairing: Peter Parker x reader

Summary: What would have happened if Peter had gone to the pool in D.C.?

Warnings: peter being ripped, a few mentions of this because why not

A/N: I know I haven’t been very active lately, so I hope this makes up for it. I am currently working on something though :)

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anonymous asked:

So was Dark's initial hatred of Anti to do with the whole "stealing someone's body" thing? Looks like he'd have reason to find that distasteful...

Dark sighs and brushes his hair out of his eyes. “While I must admit that my past with such experiences has been less than thrilling, Anti’s body-snatching tendencies are not the soul reason for my… animosity towards him.” Dark smirks and straightens the cuffs of his jacket.

“He’s also a childish attention hog who can’t stand not being in the spotlight. So, the fact that our little backstory overshadowed his ‘birthday’ doesn’t bother me at all.” He folds his hands behind his back and leans towards you. “So, I suppose I find everything about Anti distasteful as you so aptly put it.”

by @oblivian-love
hey i fell inspired by your work and its artists like you that give me hope that i can be as good as you some day, your artstyle is perfect in every way the way you draw sans is absolutely amazing and after looking at your artwork and trying to imitate it a little but still putting my own touch on it and i got really good at drawing just because of your art so i thank you for drawing all of what you have drawn till now


Hey there, you flatterer. Those sweet adorable words… /sigh/ if this could be true uwu 
Well, even tho that’s really a big flatter, I’m glad if someone gets inspired by what I’m doing. That’s really awesome. 
I wish you luck in whatever you will draw in the future, fruit!

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Me: No I’m definitely up for meeting your manager today. I want to work and start saving up as soon as possible.

Cadi: Awesome! You’re going to love Sofia, she’s great. 

Me: Have you made a lot of friends here, Cadi? You used to have lots of pics on Instagram and Facebook of you partying and traveling but then you kind of slowed down. You barely post actually. I was so surprised when you reached out to me.

Cadi sighs: I know. I was living really wild a few years ago, Shannon. It was out of control. Now I like a slower pace.

Me: So what do you do for fun here? Where does everyone hang out?

Cadi: Um…it’s very laid back here in the Hollow. People keep to themselves for the most part.

Me: Oh. But like- are there any bars or night clubs? Any place I can meet some hot guys? I think I’d like to get back in the dating scene. You and Aries are so cute together.

Cadi vague: Well…um…yeah, there are places you can meet people.

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“I still think this is a bad idea,” Logan grumbled. He looked very unamused, which would normally look intimidating, if it weren’t for the excited 6-year-old perched on his shoulders.

“I think our daughter would love to see the Institute and everyone,” you told Logan. “Instead of making everyone come out here to visit.”

“Will Uncle Beastie be there?” your daughter, Lillie, asked. You smiled and nodded, which caused her to squeal in excitement, which in turn led Logan to wince in pain from the noise.

“Okay, your daughter now,” Logan stated, lifting Lillie off his shoulders and setting her down in front of you.

“Did I do something bad?” she asked looking at you, then Logan with a sad expression.

Logan sighed, and his grumpy expression melted away. “No, sweetie, you just forget sometimes I have sensitive ears. That shriek hurt so now I’m going to go make sure we’re packed so my ears can take a break.” He patted Lillie’s head before heading into the bedroom you and him shared.

“Let’s go pick out what toys you want to bring, since you can’t bring all of them,” you suggested.

“Okay!” Lillie replied, perking back up.

Several hours later, the three of you had made it to the Xavier Institute. Logan had driven, and you did your best to keep Lillie entertained. After getting to the school, you made your rounds greeting your friends. However, you didn’t want to impose on the Institute so suddenly for dinner, so you decided to head out to eat, and invited Hank along since he was clearly Lillie’s favorite.

“There’s a nice restaurant over here that I’ve gone to a few times with the other teachers,” Hank commented, heading down the road. Lillie was walking between you and Logan, holding each of your hands, with Hank out front.

“Mutie scum, get off our streets,” a guy spat at Hank. Your heart sank.

Logan growled, letting Lillie’s hand go and stepping forward. “You want to say that one more time, bub?” he asked the man.

Before you could stop her, Lillie pulled away from your hand and stood next to her father. “Hey you’re mean! Uncle Hank didn’t do anything to you. He’s just blue and fluffy and nice!” she scolded the man. “Blue’s my favorite color!”

Logan chuckled a bit and he let his muscles un-tense. He put his hand protectively on Lillie’s shoulder, however. “My six-year-old has better manners than you. I suggest just walking away.”

The man’s face turned white, then red, before he scurried off.

Hank laughed as the last of the tension left. “Lillie, if your parents don’t get you dessert for that, I will,” he told her, patting her head.

The Cold Reptile

Another accidental ficlet award, this time from the lovely @misscarriaged and their prompt about a reptile boyfriend!
Reposted, titled, and combined with a later post that had the same characters!


“Baaaabe, come on,” he pulls at your shirt, his claws catching the fabric. “I just want to cuddle for a bit; it’s cold,” he whines.

You carefully dislodge his huge talons before they tear your shirt. You give him a stern look, and he subsides, looking unhappy. You sigh.

“Look, I have to finish this report or I’m going to get in serious trouble; I’m already running tight on the deadline as it is,” you explain, and his eyes slide away. He knows well and good that he’s the reason you’re behind. You reach over and caress his scaly face, only able to do so when he crouches like this. He pushes into your touch, eyes closed, and croons softly. You can’t help but smile.

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anonymous asked:

Can you write a jimin smut where he teaches you how to give a blowjob? Thank yaaa❤️

I was super tired writing this but I wanted to smash out at least one more request before I collapsed after work, I’m sorry its short but I hope this is okay! 

-Admin B xo 


You and Jimin had been friends for the longest time and there wasn’t much you didn’t know about one another, or so he thought until the rude awakening he had received just now. 
You take another swig of your beer before setting it down on the coffee table and sighing.
“I mean I just don’t know if I give good head minnie.” 
He sputters slightly at your concern, leaning forwards on the couch. 
“What do you mean you don’t know?” He asks almost incredulously while massaging his temples. 
“Well it might have something to do with the fact that I don’t really know what I’m doing.” You reply bluntly, looking at him expectantly. 
Jimin sinks back into the couch. 
“You’re not kidding are you?” 
“Nope.” You say, popping the p loudly and looking anywhere but him. 
He nibbles on his bottom lip as he ponders this information, an unsavory solution playing on his mind. 
“What would you say if I said I could teach you?” The silence was broken and your head snapped towards him, was he being serious right now? 
“I’d say you’d better be a damn good teacher.” You didn’t know if this was a byproduct of the umpteenth beer you’d consumed over the course of the evening, but you were curious and you trusted Jimin. 
Showing your intent you crawled around from the other side of the coffee table to the couch and nestled yourself on the patch of carpet between his legs before looking up at him with a doe eyed expression. 
“So what now?” You ask innocently. squeezing his thighs.
“Getting me hard would be a good place to start.” He taunts, a shit eating grin creeping across his plump lips. 
You scowl before unbuttoning his jeans and shimmying them down to his ankles, staring at the bulge beneath his boxers you were now eye level with and immediately this seemed like a daunting task. 
As your hand seemed to pause on his upper thigh Jimin took this as an incentive to help you out a little. 
“Here babe,” He offers, placing his hand on top of yours, guiding it towards his crotch and rubbing over the length of it. 
“Like that.” He groans, eyes hooded and lust filled as he stares down at you. 
After a few moments you now felt him rock hard under your palm, precum making itself known as a dark patch on the front of his grey underwear. 
“Okay beautiful,” He drawls, his words almost honey coated while letting his dick free from the confines of the material, you notice how pretty his small ringed fingers look wrapped around the thickness of his cock. 
“Show me what you can do.” Nodding hesitantly you steady yourself and lick one long, tantalizingly slow strip from the base to the tip, pressing a kiss to it before wrapping your hot mouth around him. 
He moans sweetly, raising his hips off the couch a little as you take him further into your mouth. 
“Such a good girl…” He breathes, petting the back of your head soothingly. 
“Do you think you think you can take more?” You moan around him and sink further down, hollowing out your cheeks, crude wet noises filling the room. 
There came a point where your mind no longer played a role in this scenario and you just went by pure instinct, him teaching you was less of a lecture, you were learning through his reactions, Jimin was an open book; if he was enjoying something his body betrayed itself completely. 
Your tongue made light work of his throbbing dick as it swirled around the head, leaving wet kisses on his inner thighs; you relished in seeing the muscles tense under your lips. 
After that Jimin could have sworn those lips belonged to a seasoned pornstar, not his best friend who was unsure whether she had the capability of giving a decent blowjob.
Feeling his climax fast approaching Jimin balled some of your hair into his fist, bucking up into your mouth, hitting the back of your throat causing you to gag slightly, then swallow around him. 
“Fuck you take me so well Y.N.” He praises, continuing to fuck your throat. trying to not thrust too harshly in fear of hurting you. 
As soon as he fully took in the sight below him, drool running down your chin, on your knees choking on his cock with the most innocent eyes he couldn’t help it, throwing his head back, his chest heaving and a high pitched moan reaching  your ears you felt him twitch in your mouth before the hot sticky substance ran down the back of your throat. 
You pulled off as his hips jerked away from your mouth, too sensitive to endure anymore. 
After wiping your face clean with your sleeve and giving Jimin a moment to catch his breath and redress you joined him on the couch. 
“So did I do good?” You ask, eagerly awaiting a response. 
Jimin pulls you onto his lap and you squeal before he connects your lips in a heated sloppy kiss, leaving you gasping for air and fire coursing through your veins. 
“Does that answer your question?”

mayakarni  asked:

Hiii, do you have any married au's ? Thanks :)

we’re only getting older, baby, and i’ve been thinking about it lately… by beautifulbane:

Summary: “Um… What do you mean?” He tries, but Louis sees right through it.

“C'mon, love, you know what I’m talking about. You told the world that I don’t want any kids.”

“Well, you don’t,” Harry answers moodily. “What’s wrong with telling them the truth?”

Louis sighs wearily. “You made it sound like you do want kids, though.”

“So what if I do?” Harry whispers. His heart is stammering in his chest. He still feels dizzy.

or, Louis is a famous football player and Harry is his supportive husband who desperately wants to start a family. Louis doesn’t want kids because of his career, but fate has other plans in mind.

Word count: 42,307

So Long I’ve Been Waiting by kikikryslee:

Summary: Niall held up his glass in a toast. “Cheers.”

Harry stared at Louis as he brought the glass up to his lips, unsure of what to do. It wasn’t like he could refuse the drink, but he certainly didn’t want to have any champagne.

Louis monitored everyone else, and as soon as they all had their heads tilted back, drinking their mimosa, he reached out and knocked Harry’s glass right out of his hand, sending it crashing to the floor.

“Oh, no!” Louis pretended to be shocked at what had just happened. “Harry, you’re so clumsy. You dropped your glass.”

“Yes,” Harry said seriously. “I am very clumsy.”

Or, the one where Harry and Louis are having their first baby, and keeping it a secret until the end of the first trimester is a lot harder than they thought it would be.

Word count: 13,958

I walk my days on a wire by queerwriter:

Summary: “I can’t breathe.”

Louis glanced at Harry. “Just relax and do the breathing exercises we learned in that Lamaze class, baby. Okay?”

“No, Louis, I can’t breathe,” Harry let out a strangled choke and rapped his knuckles against his sternum. “Like- my chest is so tight. I can’t- I can’t fucking catch my breath…”

Or the one where Louis almost loses his husband and his child. But he doesn’t.

Word count: 8,144

What A Life I’d Have Missed by harioandlouigi:

Summary: It all started with a prank, tears, and guilt.

Louis has been pranking Harry since the day they met. Now, seven years later, Harry has finally come up with the perfect plan to prank his husband back. He has a borrowed positive pregnancy test in front of him, he’s perfected his facial expression, and he’s dead sure Louis will fall for it.

He doesn’t exactly get the panicked reaction he expected, though.

As a matter of fact, nothing ever seems to turn out the way he expects it to, but that’s for the best, really.

Or, the one where an insensitive joke soon becomes a very real, happy pregnancy.

Word count: 27,036

less than ideal conditions by larryandstuff:

Summary: Louis had always had impeccable timing. So far, Louis had gone into labor with both of their kids in less then ideal conditions, all of which had to do with Louis being stubborn.

aka. Louis and Harry have two kids already and Louis is pregnant with their third. This is the story of the day their third baby comes into the world, and of course as always with Larry, this is not a boring story.

Word count: 5,758

got the sunshine on my shoulders by hattalove:

Summary: five years ago, harry styles left his tiny home town to make it big as a recording artist. he didn’t have much regard for what he left behind - a life, a family, and a husband, who woke up one morning to find him gone.now, harry has everything he could possibly want: he’s rich, famous, and adored by everyone he meets, including his boyfriend. but when said boyfriend proposes to him, he’s forced to face the uncomfortable facts of his past - and louis, who’s spent the last five years returning every set of divorce papers harry sent him.

(or, an au based on the movie sweet home alabama.)

Word count: 124,165

Can’t Hide It, You Might As Well Embrace It by supernope:

Summary: Together since they were teenagers, Harry and Louis are professors at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. They may also secretly be married.

Word count: 67,670

If You Asked Me If I Love Him (I’d Lie) by allyasavedtheday:

Summary: So Harry and Louis might have fucked up.

The day of their wedding was the single most perfect moment of Louis’ life and every single day since where he’s been able to call Harry his husband has been nothing short of bliss. There’s just one teeny, tiny problem…

Their families don’t know they’re married.

Or the one where Harry and Louis eloped but neglected to mention it to anyone. Meanwhile Lottie is getting married and the only way for them to not steal her thunder is by pretending they’re just friends for the weekend. Featuring Harry and Louis as terrible liars who don’t know the meaning of the word platonic and some Tomlinsons and Styles’s who definitely don’t believe them.

Word count: 26,694

All Eyes On You by rainbow_kings:

Summary: Harry and Louis have been married for ten years and they have three children. When their relationship is threatened with a divorce, they pack their belongings and go on a road trip in means to save their relationship. They promise to stay on the road and only returning once they’ve sorted through their problems.

Word count: 49,759

velvet duvet (it’s only love) by sweetsin:

Summary: And the thing is, they don’t really mind it too much. It hardly comes to mind. Maybe it’s because they’re in their late thirties now, with a teenage son that is going to Sixth Form in September and a daughter who is in her first years of secondary school. Thinking that a marriage spanning over two decades will supply sex regularly is a bit unrealistic.

or Harry and Louis go on a husband’s vacation to the beach. Sex ensues.

Word count: 6,787

anonymous asked:

20 for any of them

I couldn’t decide so I did all of them!


Darkiplier - “Do you really HAVE to go?” You whined, pulling on the tail of Dark’s suit coat gently. You were really tired of him leaving randomly for unknown reasons. He always insisted you stay inside “for your own safety” while he was working, and though you didn’t have the guts to disrespect darks wishes it always bummed you out to be stuck in the house alone.

“Yes princess, I do.” He declared, brushing your hand off his coat flippantly. He sighed, not unlike an exasperated parent, at your pouting. “What are the rules?”

You crossed your arms defiantly, “line the doors with salt, don’t break the line. No alcohol while your working. And don’t leave till you send a sign that it’s ok…”
“That’s my girl,” he cupped your face in his hands and kissed the top of your head firmly, and you took in a moment to breathe in his deep cologne. “I’m trusting you to stay safe, I won’t be gone forever. Be good.”
And with that he left.

Wilford Warfstache- He was attempting to be helpful. Cooking was something he was relatively good at but he approached it with as much enthusiasm as he did everything. Which Kent he tended to get in the way.
“Will please!” You pleaded carrying wet potatoes in your hands, trying not to drop them “I need to get to the stove!”
Rummaging through the spices that sat in a rack above the stove he barely hears you as you try to slide in under him only managing to knock him over.
“Ow!” You shout as something sharp suddenly hits you square in the head causing you to drop everything on the floor. “What the hell!”
Wilford’s eyes grow wide as he sees you cradle you head, which is quickly forming no a goose egg.
“Are you ok (y/n), let me see!” He reaches for you, pulling you close and examining your head. “You should let me know before doing something like that! What if you had got burned!”
“I did!” You glower, pushing away.
“Sure you did,” he says holding tight. “Here…” He takes your head in his hands and places a gentle kiss on the bump forming on your head and smoothing your hair. “All better!” He smiles, eyes sparkling.
“All better.” You agree.

Google IRL- “Bless you.” Google said, for the up-tenth time today as you continued to sneeze. He rolled his eyes at the sound of you blowing your nose and moaning.
“Your so luck you can’t get snick!” You complain, voice plugged and nasally. “You’ll never have to figure out how much it’s sucks.”
“You are making it quite obvious how much it sucks (y/n).” You stick you tongue out at him and snuggle down deeper into your blankets.
“Yeah well, you’d been pissy too if you felt like me…” there was an awkward pause as Google continued to eye you as you wallowed in your misery. “Would you do me a favor.”
Google sighed, throwing his head back dramatically. “What?”
“Would you warm me up some of that soup my mom sent?” You asked, batting you eyelashes.
“Hmmm..Yes. Your lucky I kind of like you.” He agreed begrudgingly, standing and giving you a kiss on the only exposed part of your face. Your forehead.

~Mod Sparks ⭐️
Sketches - Natasha Romanoff x Reader

Request:  Can you do letters V, C and W with Natasha from your Alphabet Prompts? fluff in the end if possible :)

C - “Clint shut up!”

V - “Very helpful babe.”

W - “Why have you gone bright red?”

A/N: This is the first Natasha Romanoff x reader fic I’ve done, no idea if its actually any good so…tell me what you think? Anyway, enjoy!

You sighed as you continued your sketch, still trying to get the proportions of the face right. Clint chuckled as he looked over your shoulder. “Is that supposed to be Natasha?” He teased causing you to slam your hand over the paper in embarrassment. “Clint shut up!” You growled, tears threatening to fall from your eyes.

“Okay, sorry sorry, you know Nat will kill me if I make you cry…” Clint squeaked as Natasha walked in. “Clint what are you doing now?” Natasha almost snapped, she could see you were slightly upset. Clint fled the room in response whilst Natasha sat next to you, prying your hand from the paper.

 “Have you tried a different pencil?” She suggested causing you to squint at her. “Very helpful babe.” You stated sarcastically, grabbing a different pencil in the process.

“What’s it supposed to be anyway?” Natasha questioned causing you to look at her giving her a ‘are you serious’ look. She gave you a ‘i’m a spy’ look in response causing you to sigh and curse under your breath. She smirked before noticing your flustered appearance.

“Why have you gone bright red, baby?” Natasha questioned, almost teasingly, she knew why you were bright red. You started stuttering before passing the sketchpad to her. Natasha smiled, a rare smile in Tony’s opinion as she looked at all the sketches of the Avengers, smiling at the group photo with her, Pepper, Maria and Wanda in, Wanda’s red energy displayed around the picture. It had been painted by you.

“You don’t need to stress over one drawing baby, how about we go take a break by watching a film then you come back to this later?” Natasha suggested, her warm breath hitting your neck. You nodded, tensing before Natasha dragged you from the table onto the couch, playing The Lion King on the TV. You smiled as you curled up on the couch, resting your head on Natasha’s shoulder. Natasha wrapped her arm around your waist in response, her hand slipping under your t-shirt, resting on your back.

You smiled in response, kissing her cheek before the two of you relaxed, watching the film.

zombie apocalypse with Brian AU

so i finally made a zombie apocalypse AU yayyy this was supposed to be a fic but i got lazy and have no time for writing a full fic sigh ,, but now im writing this out for #day6halloweenfest !!  this is lowkey a total mess ripp please give me some feedback, should i do a part two, or should i do one with each member? this didn’t turn out to be quite what i was expecting sigh but i hope you guys liked it! 

p/s: im prob gonna make one like zombie apocalypse with DAY6

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Omen

Chapter 5

Characters: Jinyoung x Reader

Genre: Angst, Fluff

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4


Day 4

You woke up the next morning before Jinyoung. After cleaning up last night you had cuddled together, falling asleep in his arms. Scooting out of his arms now, you went to the bathroom and grabbed your toothbrush. You heard the familiar whispers of a small demon and sighed. “I can hear you. What do you want?”

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ezzzzzzzza  asked:

We’re getting so much Bughead goodness and then they are going to rip us apart in upcoming episodes with angst or a break up lol. Also if FP is freaking out about Penny, Jughead is so screwed

I really wish FP would start giving Jughead information BEFORE he makes bad choices just because he doesn’t know or understand the way this “world” works. It never occurred to him that owing a lawyer would be a little like selling his soul… but OF COURSE he doesn’t know because his dad isn’t telling him. FP is doing Jug no favours by keeping him the dark about this world.

And yes. I’m fully prepared to have my Bughead loving heart ripped out. It’s gonna be messy. *sigh*

Because I’m a stupid dumb dumb head, I agreed to add a working day in the middle of my staycation. It allowed me to take another day off, so I’ll be out Monday as well, but that doesn’t change the fact that I have to do something productive tomorrow.


The city administrator ask me to do it, so I am going to a social media training in Orlando. Lunch will be provided, so that’s a plus, but as someone who has been doing social media stuff for work and derby for years, I expect to be bored to tears. *sigh*

Though it will be good for me professionally, because I’ve heard rumors that I’m being looked at for a city clerk position in a few years when the other lady retires, and it’s nearly double my current pay, so heck yeah, I’m gonna please the city admin and be open to training no matter how awful.

Have you ever heard Pity Party of Melanie Martinez?

That’s a perfect song for today because… well…

(19th/10) This crazy mun is 17 autumns old now~

My “friends” went out together… without me… today

They didn’t even mentionated it to me, I found out it because a “friend”, who I go walking to my home with everyday because we live close, told me at the end of today classes that I don’t have to wait for her because she is going out to eat, and then she went to the rest of my friends, and well, they went to eat, so I went straight to home

Actually they always make plans together without telling me, but it’s okey, I mean, I’m used to it, but.. I don’t know… today… I mean… *sigh*

I have some homework, but I think I won’t do it, at least for now

Sorry for the long post!

snipertiino  asked:

Meep! I loved it!! 😀😀😀😀 Can I have the same but with the 1p axis? Romano and prussia ofcourse included 😙 *hugs both muns* If i could I'd bring you both to ikea for lunch^^🇸🇪

Admin Jay has never seen an Ikea before…and Admin Sarah love Swedish meatballs. These have been random admin facts -Admin Jay and Sarah


Germany: “Work first. I know it is no fun.”
Ludwig would have to reign himself in. He is a work-a-holic, so having an s/o who gets distracted easily and often would make him just sigh. He would have to gently get them back on track, but he would never be upset. He knows not everyone is like him, so he would be understanding of their attention span. Though once his s/o is done working, he would let them do whatever they wanted and possibly relax a little himself.

Japan: “Would some music help you focus?”
Kiku is very focused, so he would always be guiding his s/o back to task in the nicest way possible. He would be there to help them out at every step of their task, but he would never let them stray too far. If it helped, he would have very quiet music in the background so they could focus. Once they are done, he would enjoy to relax with them. 

Italy: “Huh? We were working? Oh right! But that’s so boring!”
Felicano is also very easily distracted. So it would take a miracle for him and his s/o to stay on track at their tasks. It may take them a while, but eventually they would get their work done. Feli would love for them to take breaks or work on other tasks so their brains don’t get bored, or stressed out. Though someone would have to make sure they finish their original task, or else they will have 100 half-finished tasks. 

Prussia: “Ugh fine, let’s finish this work. Then we can go do awesome things!” 
Gilbert is a hard worker, don’t get it wrong. But he also likes to have fun, he doesn’t want to go back to being no nonsense and serious all the time, he leaves that to Ludwig nowadays. So he would be able to help his s/o finish their work as he finishes his own, but he would have them work hard for a while before cutting loose for the rest of the day. They would work together on tasks in chunks so it gets done on time, but they aren’t prolonging the boredom of work. 

Romano: *sighs and shakes his head quietly* “If I have to work, so do you.”
Lovino would laugh quietly and direct his s/o back to work. If he has to work so do they, then when they are done, they can do anything else. He would really try to help them, but in the end he would just be there to guide them back to work. If they were really good, he may allow a siesta in the middle of work. but that’s it! No more distractions!

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“I’m gonna destroy them! Every last one of those animals that’s on this earth!
↳ ★ Eren Yeager | Aka : Attack Titan | requested by my sweet Maha~  @kkookiedough 

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the struggles of a little Bean to go to the jungle: the sequel