I ate so much FUCKING shit on the 4th of July. I said I wouldn’t but then I DID and I totally fucked up my diet and now I’m paying for it by working out in 100 FUCKING degree weather. I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE. I HATE MYSELF SO MUCH. WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT.
summer follow forever time! i also just hit 700 so i also wanna celebrate that
Where the s the freakiest place you've had Sex And what happened
So it took me forever to answer this question! And I did, it was this whole elaborate six paragraph story of this sexual encounter with my older brothers best friend and how it all came to be! And then my page refreshed and all was lost. There fore all you get is the scraps I sucked my bro’s best friend in the church parking lot while my bro was in the front seat knocked out,and my family was inside eating. 🤗 what can I say ? I was a whore in my younger days. He nutted so much I threw up wasn’t expecting all that nut 🤔
Hey, there! If you have time, do you mind taking on a prompt? Quintis + "I don't think I've ever told you this..." Thanks <3 Excited to see what you come up with!
Hi there, Kylie! Thanks so much for this prompt! Sorry it took me forever, but I really enjoyed writing this. You’re the best!!
“Look, he likes you!” Toby stood with his hands on his hips, beaming at his girlfriend.
Happy stared down at the little brown dog, who was sniffing her foot.
“Where did you find it?”
“I got him at that animal shelter across from Sly’s place.”
“What were you doing in an animal shelter?”
“I finally caught that stray cat that’s been hanging around the garage for a few weeks, so I went to the shelter to turn him in, but then I saw this guy and couldn’t resist.” Toby walked forward and picked the puppy up. “The lady at the shelter said he didn’t have a name, so I was looking up dog names on the way home. What do you think about ‘Beezus’?”