so this took forever

aa hi!! i just hit 1k (which first of all how?? you all are my favs) but i decided i would do a follow forever when i hit it, so here we are!! 

since i follow mostly mutuals i’ll have a section at the bottom for non-mutuals and no one will be bolded i just put my favs on here so you would all be bolded!

also ignore the header………i’m really not good at that sort of thing so its v boring ahah 

once again thank you all so so much for following me!! if you’re not on here please don’t take it personally!! i follow almost 500 blogs so i probably just forgot you!! 

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I ate so much FUCKING shit on the 4th of July. I said I wouldn’t but then I DID and I totally fucked up my diet and now I’m paying for it by working out in 100 FUCKING degree weather. I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE. I HATE MYSELF SO MUCH. WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WORK BITCH

summer follow forever time! i also just hit 700 so i also wanna celebrate that

all are mutuals; not in any order

i have way more mutuals than i thought i did

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anonymous asked:

Where the s the freakiest place you've had Sex And what happened

So it took me forever to answer this question! And I did, it was this whole elaborate six paragraph story of this sexual encounter with my older brothers best friend and how it all came to be! And then my page refreshed and all was lost. There fore all you get is the scraps I sucked my bro’s best friend in the church parking lot while my bro was in the front seat knocked out,and my family was inside eating. 🤗 what can I say ? I was a whore in my younger days. He nutted so much I threw up wasn’t expecting all that nut 🤔

queenhap  asked:

Hey, there! If you have time, do you mind taking on a prompt? Quintis + "I don't think I've ever told you this..." Thanks <3 Excited to see what you come up with!

Hi there, Kylie! Thanks so much for this prompt! Sorry it took me forever, but I really enjoyed writing this. You’re the best!!


“Look, he likes you!” Toby stood with his hands on his hips, beaming at his girlfriend.

Happy stared down at the little brown dog, who was sniffing her foot.

“Where did you find it?”

“I got him at that animal shelter across from Sly’s place.”

“What were you doing in an animal shelter?”

“I finally caught that stray cat that’s been hanging around the garage for a few weeks, so I went to the shelter to turn him in, but then I saw this guy and couldn’t resist.” Toby walked forward and picked the puppy up. “The lady at the shelter said he didn’t have a name, so I was looking up dog names on the way home. What do you think about ‘Beezus’?”

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You might not believe it but you’ve got a lot in common, you really do
you both love me and I love both of you

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make me choosesuperman or batman (asked by anon)