so this is how i'm spending my day

  • partner: I love you
  • me, thinking: I love you more than anything you're my whole world you've lived in both my heart and my thoughts ever since we first met and every day I think wow how lucky am I to love someone as wonderful and dazzling and amazing and beautiful as you you simply take my breath away whenever you walk into a room with me your presence is so comforting and I literally want to kiss you and hold your hand all the time and I'm so excited to spend forever with you
  • me: that's gay

this is random but i feel like i have a moral obligation to promote these fics on more than just my sideblog sooooo if any of you enjoyed Captive Prince, you NEED to go read a few fics right this second, okay? okay.

  • Love of the Second Star (this one is complete now yay)
  • The Veretian Flytrap (a wip that updates every couple of days and has been literally murdering me for a month straight)
  • Touch You (this is a wip by the author of Love of the Second Star and it’s updated twice so far, but i can tell it’s gonna kill me)

these fics are honestly amazing and i’m gonna spend the rest of my days pondering how i can convince these authors to write larry fics too. 😈

OKAY? okay, thank you for your time and you’re welcome for reccing these fics. they will truly change your life for the better. 🙌🏻

  • baekhyun: I love you
  • jongdae, thinking: I love you more than anything you're my whole world you've lived in both my heart and my thoughts ever since we first met and every day I think wow how lucky am I to love someone as wonderful and dazzling and amazing and beautiful as you you simply take my breath away whenever you walk into a room with me your presence is so comforting and I literally want to kiss you and hold your hand all the time and I'm so excited to spend forever with you
  • jongdae: that's gay
Illness-Based rp Starters
  • "You've been coughing a lot. You okay?"
  • "What is wrong with you?"
  • "Gosh, you're burning up!"
  • "Um, hey? Anyone in there? Hello?"
  • "Ugh, just blow your nose already."
  • "My head might just explode."
  • "I think I'm gonna hurl."
  • "If you get me sick, I'll kill you."
  • "Ah-choo!"
  • "Okay, that can't be allergies. Are you sick?"
  • "Geez, you look like crap."
  • "That is so gross."
  • "Hey, woah. Don't pass out on me here."
  • "You really should be in bed, you know."
  • "I'm too busy to spend all day in bed."
  • "I'b fide."
  • "Please tell me there's some cough drops left."
  • "Do you think it's warm in here?"
  • "You're so pale."
  • "Have you eaten today?"
  • "They told me you passed out. How do you feel?"
  • "I'm not getting out of bed."
  • "The soup is probably great, but I can't taste a thing."
  • "You know, that's not helping me feel better."
  • "My nose hates me."
  • "You should probably stay back. You don't want to catch this."
  • "Are you coming down with something?"
  • "My throat feels funny."
  • someone: are you excited for this night out??
  • me: more nervous than excited
  • someone: are you excited for college??
  • me: more nervous than excited
  • someone: are you excited for anything??
  • me: more nervous than exci

anonymous asked:

See, you saying your deck was over $300 got me wondering about how much my own deck was worth, but I left it at home so I'm just entering it onto Tappedout entirely off memory. 75% of it done, deck's apparently $250usd.

That’s how I feel every time I build a new deck. Very Whoops! All Poor because I’ve suddenly got a new $300ish investment. 

But for real. Sell you deck and spend a day playing magic with me. You can borrow one of mine since you just sold your deck

I realized that if I can listen to 2 hours of you talking about grocery shopping, not being able to say placenta without laughing, denying that you rendezvous with Barack Obama, spending £400 on candles, and how you cook your Brussels sprouts without getting bored at one second while listening to your new song that you spent so much time and dedication on then that I means that I’m devastatingly in love

I rejoyce in the rain and our playful passion, she is my whimsical lover. It is storm season where I am, so the bond weaved between me and Iansã incessantly tugs me to Her and makes me insane, truly, last friday I was out on a party wearing a dress in Oyá’s color red, when a storm hit - I went outside to dance cumbia in the rain and pray while She danced with me, the lightnings so strong that the sky would turn day, and through miracle I did not get the cold after spending all of a winter night dripping with rainwater. When my friends asked me how, I said that She was protecting me, my beautiful love.

lance and pidge decide to just spend a whole day following coran around whilst loudly talking between themselves about how great he is, how handsome he is, how smart and buff and cool he is. no-one knows exactly why they decided it was something they had to do, but coran spends the whole day practically beaming at the compliments, so the rest of the crew decides it’s not something they have to interfere in for once

viisdrawing  asked:

Hey Holly, I hope you can help me. I'm in 11th grade and I want to be an illustrator, and I'm freaking out. Everytime I study anything, even if I'm trying to copy a photo, it ends up stylized and wrong. Do you have any idea how to get rid of that problem? (P.S. I can't draw from life, there are no life drawing sessions in my city, I can't go out to draw because I spend 11 hours at school every day and the people at my school would literally fight you if you stare at them)

This is gonna sound real mean, but

suck it up man

There is no miracle to be an illustrator rather than informed works from life, so fuck math class and draw while in class, or stay awake at night and practice figure studies online. I guarantee you have a lunch break so eat really fast and draw for the remainder. Croqis Cafe has some awesome figure study videos that I use when I feel rusty.

If you want to be an artist as a living its a grueling job, and u gotta be willing to put in countless unpaid hours. Are you tough enough for that?


Bob Slydell: Y'see, what we’re trying to do here, we’re just trying to get a feel for how people spend their day. So, if you would, would you just walk us through a typical day for you?

Peter: It’s a problem of motivation, all right? Now, if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don’t see another dime. So where’s the motivation? And here’s another thing, Bob. I have eight different bosses right now!
Bob Slydell: I beg your pardon?
Peter: Eight bosses.
Bob Slydell: Eight?
Peter: Eight, Bob. So that means when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That’s my real motivation - is not to be hassled. That and the fear of losing my job, but y'know, Bob, it will only make someone work hard enough not to get fired.

Cold Feet

Hello, Love bugs!

Dan x Reader

Warnings- nothing just fluff.

Just something quick while I write my longer requests.-Can you do Dan x reader based on death of a bachelor by panic! -Anon

“Are you getting cold feet?” Dan and yourself were watching the workers set up the chairs for your wedding that would be later that evening. You decided that the rule of not seeing each other was too much work. It was only eight in the morning so you both had plenty of time to spend the day trying to relax. Trying being the main word used. 

“I don’t know. You tell me.” With that, you felt Dan’s feet rub on your legs giving you goosebumps. 

“Jesus Dan! With feet like that, you should have packed your bag a week ago.” Dan leaned over to steal some of your fruit from your plate.

“No love it’s just how cold my heart is. No, my feet aren't cold. Are yours?”

“They were like a month ago. I know it’s stupid to be like I'm nervous to spend the rest of my life with you when all I literally think about is my life with you. But I just was thinking about everything. So many marriages end in divorce and there is nothing I want more than to be with you forever.” Dan tapped his lap to make you come over. You obliged moving to his lap to rest your head on his shoulder while his arms wrapped around you. 

“You’re worried about us falling out of love?” You nodded pressing a kiss to his neck. “How is it I’m the one who falls in love with a person who loves me so much? “ You smiled as you went to kiss his neck again. “ you’re tickling my neck.” 

“Good.I like your laughter. I suppose you could say I would like it for a lifetime.Have you written your vows yet?” You pulled away from his shoulder to look at him. "Daniel Howell you better have that shit written down on a paper in your suit pocket.” Dan smiled like a fool with his dimples poking out.

“Do you want to hear a line from it?” 

“What the hell, why not?” Dan cleared his throat with a dramatic flourish.

“I’m pretty sure every time I wake up and look at you it feels like my heart is going to burst.” 

“I’m pretty sure there is some lyrics from a Panic! song in there but it’s still disgustingly adorable.” 

“I’m glad I gave you that line now so you don’t call me out in front of everyone.” Without a second thought You crashed your lips into his with a smile on both on your faces.

anonymous asked:

I finally escaped my retail job last Friday and I am at a total loss of what to do. So much of my life has been taken up by work for so long that I can't remember how to fill the time any other way. This place was literally my life - all my friends are there, my boyfriend, my sister - and now I'm spending all day alone while they're at work. And I miss all of it so bad. Ain't it great how much this job has fucked me up even after I've quit? Please tell me I'm not the only one like this!

Kasamatsu spends the next few days constantly near Kise. Kise’s still recovering from his use of Perfect Copy and he seems to need the attention. Kasamatsu is still recovering from all his near-death experiences, and is actually rather happy to give the attention. It’s important to Kasamatsu that he and Kise communicate (it’s more important than ever that they communicate—he wants all of his important relationships to be founded on open communication) so in the process of talking through how strange the whole experience had been, he mentions, “And I found out my dad is bisexual, that was odd—”

Kise just blinks at him. “You didn’t know that?”

This statement causes Kasamatsu to immediately halt his entire conversation train of thought and he sputters, “You knew that?! He told you?

Because it’s one thing to accept that Youji didn’t like to volunteer information about himself and respect his father’s reservations, but it’s another thing entirely if Youji felt like he could trust Kise (and not, say, Kasamatsu), with such secrets. (He gets the barest stirring of sibling resentment against his boyfriend, and this disturbs the hell out of him so much he has to squash it down immediately).

“Err, no, he didn’t tell me, exactly. I, uhh, had some questions? About having sex with guys? And I asked him once, and well, his answers sort of, you know, made it clear that he was speaking from experience. So. I assumed?”

This statement shuts Kasamatsu’s brain down entirely. “You. Asked my dad for sex advice.”

“Sure, lots of times. Who else was I supposed to ask? Wh—why are you looking like that?”

“No reason,” Kasamatsu says, in a strangled voice. “Our relationship just never felt particularly incestuous until just now.”

“What? What are you talking about? We’re not related at all!”

“You asked my dad for sex advice! Because he’s also your—oh god. Oh god, you didn’t, like—he didn’t know you were talking about me, right? You were just speaking in general?” When Kise doesn’t respond right away, Kasamatsu grabs him on the arm. “Right? You didn’t want to have sex with me when you asked, it was about some other guy?” He has never before wanted Kise to say he wanted to have sex with another guy as much as he does right now.

“Uhh…” Kise seems to recognize that there is no right way to answer this question. “We didn’t mention you by name…?”

“Oh my god,” Kasamatsu buries his face in his hands. “We can never have sex, ever.”

“WHAT? Senpai, don’t joke like that! Senpai!”

“And when my dad gets a boyfriend I’m going to make sure he suffers,” Kasamatsu says darkly. He’s not sure how he can pass along the now brain-destroying feeling of pseudo-incest if his father does start dating Akashi Masaomi, but he’s going to try.

“That’s not likely to happen, is it? Youji-san always seemed more partial to ladies,” Kise asks, perplexed. Kasamatsu opens his mouth and then shuts it. If Kise doesn’t know about whatever Youji’s relationship with Masaomi is, then Kasamatsu isn’t going to bring it up.

“And anyway, you were joking, right Senpai? Right?

A/N: Hahaha, so, anon-friends, I am sorry this is not quite what either of you asked for. Akashi anon-friend, I sorta figured Akashi doesn’t really know Youji all that well, so he most likely wouldn’t go to him for advice (although Kise sure as hell would). And second anon-friend, such things are things I think about constantly! But I also figure neither Kise nor Akashi realize the extent of their relationship yet.

So I wrote this instead, which was another scene I kinda wanted to include in “Filthy Halls” but it wouldn’t have matched the tone of the ending, so I didn’t, and I’m writing it now, so thanks!! Hope you both enjoyed =D

I’ve always had a hard time grasping 19 days fandom obsession with pointless angst and drama. Like for example, some people wanting He Tian to disappear from Guan Shan’s life? 

Unfortunately, (very unfortunate) there’s a chance OX might actually do this for the sake of paralleling with the other two; but how far did that get them? Look at the future chapters. Not very far at all. It’s literally the same old tune.

But I’m hopeful because I really want my boys to stay together and get the proper development they deserve. I care about them and I want them to grow closer naturally. How awesome would it be for them to spend all those years together? I think it would be amazing.

If OX chooses to go the other route then so be it, but only time will tell. 

Killing Stalking AU

Bum goes down into the basement but all that’s really down there is a shit ton of anime, manga, and doujinshi. Sangwoo is a massive closet otaku, despite his popular looks. In the place where of the girl was instead there’s a huge half nude body pillow of Lxvi Axkerman, Bum is shocked at how much he looks like him. Sangwoo rushes home after hearing the cops talk about someone going into house, he finds Bum holding the pillow looking back with a shocked/confused expression. “ WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE AND ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!” Bum convinces Sangwoo not to call the police or he’ll tell everyone Sangwoo’s secret. At first Sangwoo is weary of Bum, but the more he watches/talks to him in their classes the more he begins to like him. Yoonbum is a library bookworm so he sort of understands Sangwoo’s liking of fiction. Sangwoo is slightly attracted to Bum because he looks like his favorite anime character. Bum somehow, in the future, ends up cosplaying for him and they get in all kinds of goofy and cute situations. As they start to get in a relationship they learn about each other’s abusive pasts, feel like they understand each other more, and work so hard together to overcome it. They spend all of the rest of their days, working together to comfort one another and through going to therapy. Bum finally finds someone who, loves, respects, and meets/understands him on a human level. I cry in joy because my son is happy.


It’s Valentine’s Day, I’m gonna spend my whole day wrapped in a blanket, but I’ll present you w when I looked good so that’s how you think I look today👍🏻