so this is going to happen

“Would you ever mind if I kissed you?”

Link is talking, then stuttering to a stop. “U-uh,” he says, cocking his head at the camera. He prays away the red in his cheeks, his ears, his neck. He opens his mouth before the millions of words in his brain can from a sentence, but luckily the laughter of the crew (most notably, Stevie) interrupts him, lets him think for just a few more precious seconds. “Well,” he says. Rhett raises his eyebrows. “Is this a trick question? I’m worried you’re gonna lean over and give me a surprise kiss.”

Rhett laughs, and Link can finally breathe. He’s said something right. “No, I wouldn’t do that to you,” Rhett says, softly. In an infinite pause, Link senses the shift of mood. Now Link is staring at him too closely, becoming too aware of the lift in Rhett’s cheeks, of the nervous rub of hands on their wooden desk. What are you saying? his eyes ask. What are you trying to say?

But then Rhett opens his mouth and rids the air of whatever it is that’s weighing them down. “It wouldn’t be a surprise if I did,” he jokes. He’s tittering before Link can process his words, then guffawing once he can tell Link has.

“You’re such a weirdo, man,” Link says, shaking his head but smiling nonetheless. He’s glad, relieved that the balance has been restored, that everything is back to normal. But in the back of his mind, the hesitance in his voice (and the absence of an answer) replays again and again, endlessly. He already knows this, but—maybe, maybe, he really wouldn’t mind if Rhett kissed him.

ma: open you’re door i bought you something at the dolla store

me rolling outta my bed at 4pm: is it food?

ma: no but it’s beautiful. come see

me: did you get it because it had a rainbow.

ma: maybeeeeeeeee

Me: measuring cups?? 

ma: i saw the rainbow and i knew you needed it. it is you. i saw the rainbow and knew it was you. just looked at it and said to myself OH! she’d like this. Your kitchen needs to look more like you. very gay. very you.

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happy pride month everyone

hope y’all get some good vibes and maybe some measuring cups this month.

but still… measuring cups??? thanks mom.

nextbluemoon08  asked:

HI WANDA How would the ut and uf sans and us and sf paps react to their s/o fall down the stairs in the middle of a conversation, nearly break their neck and then just stand up and continue the conversation like nothing happened :3 (ps this is totally something I would do)

*deep breath*

Okay… so this beautiful person wrote me an ask, but since I had surgery with lots of meds and anesthesia, I was EXTREMELY high on meds. We were messaging and joking that I should try to write an imagine when I’m all light headed and silly, so…. this was the out come..

I BARELY REMEMBER FULLY WRITING THIS. THIS IS PURELY WHAT I WROTE WHILE LIGHT HEADED ON MEDICINE, AND I DID NOT EDIT THIS AT ALL. THIS IS RAW INPUT.

I’m so sorry for this
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UNDERTALE

++ Sans ++

OH SHIT ARE YIY OKAY???!!?! Classic nearly has a heart track seeing you flak down the stair!!! when you get up to keep walking and you continue thenxoverstion like nothing happened heblooks at you confused and stipsnyou, asking if you’re okay again. You BETTA BE OKAAYYYY. You nod and he stilvwortied but he shrugs. Long as you okay hebokay'n


UNDERFELL

++ Sans ++

Red stoops anchust stares T you. What the hell just happen? You get up and it both stare at each other with wide eyes, Red checking to make your your okaycand uo u just slowly start talking ahh, glancing away and then turns to keep walking. He follow and continuesbit to, but he gone bring it up later lay? He still worried bout youbut if you don’t wanna talk then yaalllll don’t use tooooo


UNdeetAWAP

** Papyrus ++

WOW YOU RELY TOOJ A FALL DIDNT YOU?? He races down the stairs and kneels next to you, asking you if your okay?!?? And you nod and tell him uahhhh you find, you fine boo, you slay queen/king/other, and you goioOD. HL YAHHH YOU GOOOD. Honey blinks and asks are you sure UOUsays YAAASSS QUEEENN. YAAASS. He hell you up and you star walking again and he ‘lol be more cautious with yours reps.


SWAPFELL

++ Papyrus +*

Ohh. Fucik. Are you okay?) are you sure?!?! He slides deon the rail of stairs with and gets down to you, looking at you. You sit up and you tell him you good you good and he tdoesnt bekge you at first. OH HON ARE YOU SURE YOURENOKAY THAT!!!?? You nod again and kiss his cheeks bone and ten you get up with his help (such eye insist you help tbh))) and. Then youctow keep talking like kyung. If you wanna retreat like nothing then that’s totally fine with I’m bb.

{{{TAGS/:}}} #WOWOWO %thisbwoud be me #i tried my best k #*Mi FEEL GREAT RN #yES I HAVE NI U LDNTHE SHAMES POSTING THIS#aus #isowo

bapofficial  asked:

go to slepr

did

did you send this after i answered that reply

at 6:30 am my time

meaning 5:30 am your time

when i had just woken up

BECAUSE I HAD WORK AT 7???

SEMI YOU ARE CANCELLED START GOING TO BED AT A REASONABLE HOUR OR I WILL PERSONALLY FLY DOWN TO THE UK TO KICK UR ASS

I feel like I am the only Jonsa shipper that does not believe they are going to happen. 

I am sure not looking forward to the J*nerys shippers’ gloating though. 

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i close my eyes and see myself how my dreams will come true

colored&edited official sketch (x)

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tv aesthetic → the office

I’m not superstitious, but… I am a little stitious.
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♥‿♥ the lightwood siblings love each other so much and want to make sure everyone is safe and protected at all costs ♥‿♥

In light of recent events...

I’m disgusted with events that took place over the last 12 hours or so on Twitter, and I’m even more disgusted that this is a thing that happens repetitiously. So, here is a list of basic etiquette for meeting DnP in public. Honestly all of this is common sense, but apparently some people need to be reminded of it:

(Once you have read this, you have absolutely no excuses for your actions should you ever meet them (not that you had any excuses to begin with) and shall have 100% responsibility for your actions.)

(Also, these rules apply to any stars/celebrities/humans in general that you may encounter and apply in any location or scenario.)

  • DON’T take videos or photos of them without their consent, full stop. It’s a breach of their privacy, which goes against their fundamental human rights and is therefore illegal in almost all countries around the world, countries like Australia and the UK included…
  • …and if you do, DO delete it/them, especially if they ask you to. Again, it’s illegal and just morally wrong to take/keep/post non-consensual footage of them.
  • DON’T follow them or stalk them. It’s common sense and is for the same reasons as I listed above (it’s illegal), so if I get anyone questioning why, I will be really disgusted and disappointed.
  • DO go to meetups if you want selfies and if you want to meet them. The very reason meetups exist is so that you can meet your favourite stars in a consensual and relaxed environment, so take advantage of that rather than springing a trap on them outside of said consensual environments.
  • DO remember that DnP are no more or less human than us. I’ve seen people using the argument that they’re celebrities and that they should expect to be followed and whatnot, but they have the right to privacy as much as any of us and can feel frustration as much as any of us, so treat them like you’d treat any normal member of the public.
  • DO remember to distinguish between running into them coincidentally and deliberately tracking or following them. Running into them coincidentally is something you didn’t expect or intend to happen, therefore not your fault. Following or tracking them is 100% a conscious action so you are expect to take full responsibility for whatever may happen.
  • DON’T use “Oh but it’s a public area” as an excuse for following them. I’ve seen and argued with so many people who have used that excuse, but it doesn’t make following them any less morally or legally corrupt. Just because it may be deemed a public area doesn’t mean they’re always willing to interact with any people in it in a public manner. They are in public for the sake of sorting out shit for their own personal lives, it’s not an automatic invitation for anyone and everyone to follow them. Besides, Dan specifically said in a liveshow not to follow them in airports, so listen to them when they say that and assume the same request applies for any other public area.
  • DON’T think that they’re okay with being followed just because they offer to take selfies or whatever or because they don’t call you out on following them. I do wish DnP had more backbone regarding this, but the only reason they may agree to interacting with you is because they’re very selfless men who put their viewers wants (wants, not needs, because meeting them is not a necessity in life) before their own, however that doesn’t mean they’re comfortable doing it. Don’t take advantage of that selflessness.
  • DON’T remain under the impression that they live to serve us. They are under no obligation to do anything for us, not even on the internet, and it’s only because they’re good and admittedly-over-generous people that they do so in the first place. Just because they’re entertainers online sometimes doesn’t mean they’re idols to be objectified and dehumanised all the time, everywhere. They have their own lives and personal needs, exactly the same as we do.
  • DON’T be surprised if you receive backlash for doing things like what those people did today, you deserve every nasty tweet, post and DM you receive (unless you receive death threats or anything like that, which is never okay).
  • DON’T feel you have the right to defend yourself if you receive backlash, because you honestly don’t.

One final thought: you ever think about why celebrities imply or say that they want to live a ‘normal’ life? It’s because of stalkers and followers like the ones today, people who completely dehumanise them and put them on a pedestal where they’re expected to stay and be leered at 24/7. It’s not fair to enforce this on fellow human beings, especially with human beings as gracious and patient with us as DnP are. You don’t deserve to be called a ‘fan’ if you can’t love and value and respect them properly.

  • eren: YOU GUYS BROKE DOWN THE WALLS??
  • bertholt: no we didn't. reiner?
  • reiner: of course not, bertholt!
  • eren: BUT YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE THE COLOSSAL AND ARMORED TITANS
  • reiner: breaking down walls as the armored titan is my least favorite thing to do
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Daishou scribbles cause he was there for, like, half a panel and I got excite

I’m having one of those days where all I can think is “everything is awful and I’m never going to improve” so I decided to compare my first iwaoi picture to my most recent just to remind myself that even if I can’t see the improvement in the short-term, it’s definitely still happening.