so this is a practice for me

Folks often act like you need to be some sort of math genius to be a computer programmer, but in practice, I find that my skills as a writer end up helping me more than my skills as a mathematician.

Programming is basically explaining what you want to happen.

Just, like, you’re explaining it to a helpful but exceedingly literal-minded space alien from the Eleventh Dimension who’s only had physical existence described to them, so you need to choose your words carefully!

[TRANS] Jungkook+RapMonster in the Chatroom:

Jungkook:
- hey
- guess who?
- this is jk☺
- noooooo i havent eaten
- chicken or pizza 🍕
- pick a side
- or run and hide
- … for diet
- g2g guys 😂😂😂
- I’m hungry but
- I’m now going to sleep
- Bye~~~

RapMonster:
- he practiced the sentence like a hundred times
- askin me whether that sentence makes sense or net
- impressive. he does everything so well

Note; Words beginning in lowercase are words that he said in English.
Trans cr; @tamimou / @ btschannel
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Enbies who play sports and have to deal with the clear divide between “guy” and “girl” teams are strong and awesome. No matter what team you end up on, you are still valid. Sports are sports, whatever your gender; girl football, guy basketball, girl volleyball, it’s all sports. If you want to join a team, don’t let the “gender” of it invalidate you.

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Moonlight Wine by me writing something really weird and angsty

@herzspalter and i recently been discussing jojo a lot. (which was super fun, like how we discover this weird and wonderful series and what not) also found out that she ships acdc/kars. i wanted to draw something for her and it was a good excuse to practice drawing acdc, so here it is.

ummmm herzy, i was gonna do like a one page thing but my brain sort of went into overdrive and my hand moved on it’s own. ah-hahaha… *sweats* 

nonetheless, it was fun

(The ocean in spring
Swaying gently all day long―
Let’s take it easy♡)

Spring break is soo relaxing♡
We’re all having a leisurely picnic at the sunny seaside― or not.

Despite how it looks, we’re practicing today!
We have much more time now that we’ve entered testing break― so of course we can do plenty of practice for Aqours― and we can also invest time into practicing as units! As such, it’s unit practice time~♪
Usually, we had many things we had to do little by little in the intervals when we could practice― so it isn’t often we have leftover time all at once like this, I’m looking forward, zura♪

In order to deepen our amity, like so, we’re having lunch and rest and snacks as units― wait, uwahh~!!
Being with my seniors Dia and Kanan makes me kind of nervous― my heart is pounding, zura~~!!!
Dia is my friend Ruby’s older sister, so I’ve always known her well, and Kanan is so nice it almost feels like she’s not my senior― so I shouldn’t be scared at all.
Oogh.
When I look at those two smiling serenely amid the pouring spring sunshine―.
They’re so pretty, and beautiful, and sparkly.
And, they smell nice♡
I’m so glad to be in a unit with these wonderful “big sisters"― I’ve gotta work hard so I don’t hold them back!
Zura♡

A~ah, that being said― when will Ruby and the others get here?
Err― the truth is, about today’s practice.
There were some members who didn’t score high enough on the end-of-term tests, and so they have supplementary lessons.
Since not everyone is here― well.
Who is here is a secret, zura♪

Political Animals-Part 10

This is an A/B/O AU.  You are the Omega artist daughter of Naomi Novak, a world-class heart surgeon who is running for Mayor of New York City.  After a meeting where your mother’s advisers call you a “liability”, she tells you that if you don’t do as your told she will cut you off.  You storm out and wind up in a bar a few blocks away.

The hottest Alpha you have EVER laid eyes on with a scent so mouthwatering you’re practically drooling offers to buy you a drink.  It’s just a drink, right? What do you have to lose? Only everything.

Characters: Omega! Reader, Beta! Naomi Novak, Alpha! Castiel Novak, Omega! Meg Novak, Claire Novak, Jimmy Novak, Alpha! Sam Winchester, Beta! Dean Winchester, Alpha! John Winchester, Omega! Jo Harvelle

Big thanks to @moansmisha  for letting me use some of her ideas from this post.

Master List

Part 1 (all parts are linked)

Parts in bold are text messages

I looked at Sam in surprise. “I’m sure it’s……I can’t be……..wait, what?”

He took my hand and kissed the top of my head.  “I said, I think you’re pregnant. I remember my Dad saying he always knew when my Mom was carrying his pup because she smelled different.“

I tilted my head, considering him. “Different how?”

Sam walked over until he was standing right in front of me. With our height difference, the top of my head reached below his shoulder. He leaned in, his lips ghosting over my cheek.

I instinctively bared my neck to him in submission. He scented the column of my neck from my ear to my shoulder.

“Normally you smell like flowers with a hint of warm vanilla thrown in. Now there’s something else. Something that wasn’t there before.” He whispered, his low voice sending shivers down my spine.

“What?” I asked curiously.

“I don’t know. Something spicy. I can’t explain it.“ Sam admitted. “But whatever it is, it’s making me want to throw you on the floor and fuck you senseless.”

“So why don’t you?” I couldn’t resist asking.

Sam closed his eyes and turned, grimacing and wrinkling his nose as if he was in pain.

“Because we’re going to the drugstore to buy a pregnancy test.”

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Grey's anatomy spin-off

So what about a spin-off in which Jackson and April, after getting married again, decide to move out with Harriet in L.A. The plot would take place 5 years later, with them being at the head of a center recently bought by The Avery Foundation: the Seaside Wellness Center.
And yes I’m talking about that one from Practice Practice. And all of our favorite doctors would be there: Addison, Cooper , Charlotte, Naomi, Sam… and even Amelia, Owen and their future children!

So what do you think ? Who would watch this spin-off? 😜

holy crap im drawing in pen? wwwwat the fffk? me an pens have made our amends so here some pen sketchies.

When doing practice sketches I like to stay on one page and fill that page up as much as possible. It just looks nicer that way…………… I wanna be like those artists with cool sketchbooks/,,
i cheated a lil and just scribbled in the blank spots

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So, Rooi’s design has bugged me ever since I started thinking about it practically. I’ve made the other’s with great care, and I remember Rooi’s being a redesign done a little on random… I also noticed that I kept drawing his hood differently which was not the best thing. So I did this really rough thing, and tweaked some things. His design remains the same (minus the straps that hasn’t been added in here for the sake of showing the outfit more).

So, basically, to understand how his clothes even work I needed to know how they would look whole. And then rip it, and so I went from there. Also I thought his hood would be big because that’s 1. a good look 2. a cat should fit in there without notice

also some details added for more personality! 

anonymous asked:

nonbinary anon here ASKING HOW THE FUCK DO YA DO NAIL POLISH MOM ITS HARD

p much just lots of practice 

i got fucked up fine motor skills and it took me a while to get good at it

i find it helps to sit at a desk with the undersides of both forearms on the desk for stability and then I put it on one hand, let it dry for 7 min or so, put another coat on and let that dry, and then I do the other hand, that way I always have at least one hand free to do stuff with

Originally posted by everlasting-xo-wonderland

Fandom: The Outsiders
Relationship: SodapopxSister!reader
Prompt: #2: “Please, put some pants on, you’re embarrassing me.”

Being the youngest Curtis wasn’t always easy, especially when you had seven guys around at all times. So when you found out you could no longer go to your lab partner’s house and he had to come to your, you freaked. You spent the next two days cleaning and warning the boys not to mess this up. Soda and Darry were meant to be at work and Pony was going to be at track practice. You threatened Dally and Two to not come over until after Pony comes home, but you made it clear to Johnny that he was always welcome. So when you came home with Michael and saw Steve lying on your couch, Two-bit eating on the floor and you could hear the shower running you were ready to have a fit. You .did your best to keep your composure as you led Michael to the kitchen.
“I’m really sorry about .all of the ruckus, they weren’t supposed to be here. Do you want to set up while I gather a few things?” Michael nodded and smiled the smile that made every girl but you weak at the knees. You flashed him a fake smile back. He was a Soc, you were sure on the inside he was disgusted by the place you lived. You ran to the closet at the edge of the hallway grabbing the bag full of the supplies you had bought for this. Before you went back into the kitchen you decided you had to whisper-yell at the boys. You made a mental note to make it worse after Michael had left. “Turn off the Tv,” You whispered as you pushed Steve’s disgusting feet off of the coffee table. “Stop eating the cake Two-bits, I’m making dinner right after Michael leaves. C’mon guys, at least act civilly if you are going to stay.”
“Aww, cmon baby Curtis we ain’t doing nothing.” Steve groaned
“Yeah that’s the problem, do your homework or I won’t make you any dessert and I was making my triple chocolate cake with triple chocolate frosting.” The boys both jumped up.
“That’s evil baby Curtis, well played,” Two-bit whispered glaring. You sent them the hated look and walked into the kitchen.
“Sorry about that,” You said smiling
“It’s fine, can we just get this volcano done? I got an hour before my mom wants me home, and if she finds out I’m at a grea-” You tried to hide the hurt look on your face. “Y/N you know I don’t care about your social status, I’m not my older brother.” You softly smiled though you were still kind of hurt.
“Why don’t we get started.”
The two of you worked for a little while longer before you older brother walked into the kitchen in just a towel.
“Hey, Y/N have you seen my clothes that were in the laundry.”
“Jesus Christ Soda, please, put some pants on, you’re embarrassing me.” You felt your face turning bright red.
“Well, I can’t really do that until you tell me where my pants are.”
“In the same place, they always are after school, on your bed.” You glared at him before turning back to Michael as he left the room. “ I am so sorry, I didn’t think it would be this hectic.”
“No need to apologize, we never have this much fun at my house.” You smiled and he smiled back.
“Maybe you should come over more often.”
“I’d like that Y/N”

A ballet dancer for a nurse

A.N: This is my first fanfic in english. Is a Spiderman x Reader. If you want more of this or you want to ask an imagine or an one shot, don’t be afraid.

Walking for the street of New York during the night isn’t the most security thing to do, even with super heroes that are looking over it.

So much people, to few heroes.

But if I want to become a professional dancer, I need to practice till late night.

I cling to me my bag. I’m only a block away, I can do that.

Isn’t like a mutant alien will fall from the sky to kidnap me.

BOOM!

I scream when something fall in front of me on the sidewalk.

Something big and red end…

-Oh. My. God. –I whisper.

The person that fallen from nowhere is no other that Spiderman. End he isn’t moving.

Hesitating, I touch his harm whit the end of my foot. Nope, no movement. And if he’s dead? No, impossible, he’s Spiderman. He can’t be dead. Or he can?

I try again to touch is harm, this time a little stronger. I sigh when he snorts.

And now?

Nobody ever tell me what to do when a hero fall from the sky and he’s possibly deathbed.

-Just call the police- I tell to myself while taking my phone, but for some reason, I can’t make the number.

When I will have another possibly like this?!

I kneel beside him and research for the end of his mask but when I find it, I stop myself.

Is really right what I’m doing? Isn’t like violating someone privacy?

Sighing, I grab Spiderman from his arm and try to pull him up.

-For a hero, you weight a lot more than people think.

I walk for the half-deserted street, away from the lampposts.

Finally, we arrive at home. I open the door and I sway inside.

-Honey, is that you?

-Yes dad! -I exclaim while dropping Spiderman behind the couch.

-What was that sound? –dad asks while going down the stairs

-Only my bag- I lie- now go to bed before we wake up mom.

-Okay, night honey.

-Night dad.

When I hear the sound of his bedroom close, I turn to the unconscious hero.

-Let’s do it!

20 minutes later

After bringing him to the couch and I take of his suit

“Thanks God that he wears boxer” I thought while starting to treat his injury.

And now is almost like new.

A hiss makes me wake up from my thoughts.

-Whe…where I am? –Spiderman ask while looking around.

When he notices me, he touches frenetically his face and he relaxes when he feel his mask.

-What happened?

-I should be the one asking this question- I say- you’re the one that fall from the sky.

I finish to stich a deep cut on his leg and I admire my work.

-Why you didn’t take off my mask? –he asks surprise.

-I was thinking about it at first but after I was against it: it’s like invasion of the privacy.

-Thanks- he sincerely say- and how can you do this?

I move next to his chest and start to stich another cut.

-I have photography memory and I watch a lot of show tv.

-Ahi!

-Shhh, my parents can’t see you here!

-I can’t, it’s hurt- he complaints.

I look at him in incredulously.

-You, a hero that can create cobwebs, throw punch like no other, say that this hurt?

-…yes- he says sheepish- can you distract me?

-How?

-Why were you out this late at night?

-I had practice. I’m a ballet dancer.

-Really?!

-Yes- I chuckle at his surprise- I start when I was really young, admiring the older girls like they were goddesses.

-I never think you would be that type of girls.

I look at him strangely.

-Not that you aren’t elegant, but you seem like the hip hop dancer. Not that you can be both, you’re really strong…and delicate!

-Shut up- I said giggling.

Who would have said that Spiderman could be nervous?

-I finish- I say- but you might have a really bad head trauma and three broken ribs. You should go see a real doctor.

-Thanks you, for everything.

I give him his suit and I start to walk towards the stairs.

-It was an honor to meet you Spiderman, but tomorrow I have school and I’m really really tired- I say waving at him, eyes almost close- thanks for what you do for everyone and there food in the fridge if you want.

When I get to my bed, I immediately fall asleep.

The next morning, when I wake up and went downstairs, I find mom with a note.

-This is for you- she said.

I take it, curious.

-I will take you home the next time you have practice. Nobody want my nurse to be in danger, or not?

I smile spreads across my face.

-Who is he? –mom asks.

-Just a friend.

anonymous asked:

Are requests closed if not, maybe a Tangled AU of FlynnRyder!Bucky x Reader? That post of Sebastian Stan as Flynn is perfection! Lol

Requests are closed. I’ve never really had them open full time just because I’ve had so many fics to juggle at once. I’ve occasionally had drabble request nights where people can send in requests for a couple of hours. I’m going to do Camp NaNoWriMo with my dear friend @loup-malin in April, so I will have little time to work on my fics as is. When it’s over, and when I’ve finished both Sweet Dreams - Assorted Flavours and Make Me Feel Like I’m Real, I’ll definitely take the Tangled AU into consideration because that Seb-manip has me nine kinds of weak. I mean…

Originally posted by dj066rapunz3l

Originally posted by 107th-infantry

It practically writes itself.

ethamyplier hc collection 💖

• Mark and Ethan who go shopping for flowers together and pick out the brightest yellow bouquet for Amy

• Amy and Mark are pretty good cooks but Ethan is very bad at it, so he takes a cooking lesson. The cooking lesson only teaches him how to make spaghetti but he picks up very quickly and practices it when Amy and Mark aren’t home.

Then, one night, he announces he’s gonna cook dinner for Mark and Ames, who are very nervous but not saying anything because last time Ethan tried to cook, he accidentally microwaved a fork. But Ethan takes like an hour to make the spaghetti and makes his own sauce and everything and then brings it out to Mark and Amy, who have been sitting patiently the whole time. They’re trying not to wince as they take a bite, but then they actually start chewing and it’s good. Like, really good.

So that’s how Ethan becomes amazing at cooking spaghetti and nothing else and whenever he makes it it’s a very special occasion.

• Ethan and Mark play-wrestling. Amy acts as the referee and counts down when one of them has pinned the other

• Ethan and Amy always overpowering Mark in decisions. Like whether it’s what music to play in the car or where they’re gonna go that day, Ethan and Amy always agree and Mark says they’re bullying him

• Matching promise rings? As given out by Mark, who usually isn’t the sappy one at all but on their two year anniversary he hands Amy and Ethan small boxes and explains he wants them to know he’s in it completely and Ames and Eth obviously both tear up because they’re extremely soft hearted! Mark waits until they have theirs on to show his and Amy takes a picture to put on her instagram of their hands next to each other with the dazzling rings adorning their fingers ✨

• Baking!! Together!! Amy making cookies shaped into aliens, Amy holding out the spatula so Ethan can lick the batter, Amy wiping flour-covered hands on Mark’s shirt by accident. Mark rolling the rolling pin on dough and Ethan and Amy are acting like this isn’t just an excuse to watch that boy’s muscly forearms.

Also Ethan getting all bubbly and excited when the timer goes off and not wanting to let the cookies cool! Plus Ethan having trouble with his apron so Amy laughs at him and wraps her arms around his waist, tying it for him in the back. Also Mark triple-checking the ingredients for peanuts/peanut oil and taking a bite out of the first cupcake “to make sure it’s cooked all the way” (nobody believes you, Mark).

• Mark complaining about giving up closet space when Ethan moves in, Amy is rolling her eyes because she has twice as much clothing as that boy but she still made it work

• Mark and Ethan with “If Lost, Return to Amy” shirts. Amy has a shirt that says “I’m Amy”.

• Ethan who stays up until 3am editing (canon) and Mark insists that he’s fine and Ethan does that every night don’t worry about it but Amy drags him to bed and assures him Mark is fine with it, besides Ethan needs to sleep. Mark is not very fine with it but if he says that Amy will smack him so he keeps quiet.

• Chica being mildly upset because she used to be able to curl up with Amy and Mark but now Ethan takes up the space she did so she has to sleep on her dog bed

• Literally just any of them carrying each other!
-Mark sweeping Amy off her feet and spinning her around

-Ethan giving Amy piggy back rides

-Mark trying to carry both Amy and Ethan up the stairs at the same time because Ethan was like “I’m too tired, you need to carry me.” And then Amy said “me too” so Mark makes it about halfway up before unceremoniously dropping them both and they all burst into laughter

-Amy can’t quite pick Ethan up but with Mark’s help she can and that’s how they transport sleepy Eth to beds, cars, and anywhere else he was supposed to go before falling asleep

-Mark picking up Ethan against his will and Ethan is laughing and half heartedly telling Mark to put him down, Amy is exploding with love and snapchats it, captioning “the princess has been swept off her feet”

• Tickle fights where one person always ends up being mercilessly attacked by the other two and there is no escape

• Ethan and Mark get seperated from Amy because they’re on different flights to a convention! And Amy’s flight gets delayed so she’ll be a day late, Mark and Ethan FaceTime her from the hotel room and Ethan is pouting with his arms wrapped around Mark because he misses her so much.

• Ethan and Amy are blanket hogs so Mark always ends up with no blanket or he has to yank it back

• Amy now has double the amount of boyfriend hoodies to steal

- Bonus for Ethan and Amy being partners in crime and now Mark is missing like half his wardrobe

• Eskimo kisses all the time and always

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