so this is a new one


“I remember, Sam. I still remember.”
He was not making sense. “Remember what?”
“Dragons,” Aemon whispered. “The grief and glory of my House, they were.”

  • the BH: Why is there a high powered rifle round on our coffee table?
  • (it should be noted we do not own a gun)
  • Me: (not looking up from the computer) It's not high powered. It's like a two seventy, max.
  • the BH: ...
  • Me: (confirms caliber) See.
  • Me: It was in the box with the knives (my uncle) left me.
  • the BH: (an expression of love and horror on his face) How many new knives do you have? And what kind?

me gently grabbing the dash after being gone 5 days  :  hello it’s me,  outlawiism from the christmas of  1986.

Why? (Zsasz x Reader)

Sorry it took me so long! I just moved so I didn’t have wifi for awhile. 

Originally posted by zsaszass

   “Geez dude,” You say brushing off your jacket, “You should watch where you’re going.” He stops, groaning,
   “Thanks to you he’s gotten away.” He says as he turns back to you, “Oh, I’m sorry” You say smirking,
   “Your date mustn’t have liked you that much if he was running away so fast…” He watched as you cover your mouth in attempts to hide your laugh, but the way your eyes shine says it all. He snarls, having wasted time,
   “Do you know who I am?” He asks as his hands slowly moves to his gun. You smile again,
   “Well let’s see,” You say as begin to walk up to him, “Bald head, tight black clothing, excessive need to stand up straight, also the unnecessary amount of weapons you’re able to hold, but you only carry two…” You stop circling him, “You’re a…” you pretend to think about it for awhile, “A funeral home owner?”
   “I’m a hit-man.” He says, clear that he was getting a little agitated, you smile,
   “Ahh, well. Should’ve known.” You backed away, “Well catch ya on the flip side.” You knock over the trash can, and the ladder shoots up with you attached to it. Zsasz stares as he watches you run across rooftops and disappear into the night.

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