so this doesn't really make any sense :d

anonymous asked:

About Dark, maybe I'm crazy or whatever, but this has been bugging me for hours. If you look at Mark's hair, it's obvious that this video was filmed before he got his new haicut. Which means he shot it ELEVEN DAYS AGO, OR MORE. So why release it now ?? Because it's Easter ?? It doesn't make sense. Also it was the only video today and it was only 6 minutes... Which makes me think that he is about to unleash some cool shit on us these next few days. Sorry if i don't make any sense lmao D~

Sorry for just answering this, I got a ton of asks yesterday and I didn’t want to flood your dashes aahh

Nono, this made total sense. And that’s really weird now that you point it out. Why did he wait so long? I mean I know he pre-records but this is just ridonkulous

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anonymous asked:

Hello! I don't think I've seen someone request this yet, so I'll try now. (Please feel free to ignore this if you're busy XD) Do you know of any fics where either of them become attracted to a dream version of the other? It doesn't have to be a dream, could be a clone or Polyjuice or hallucination. Basically a fic where one of them has to choose between an idealized version of the other versus the real other. I'm sorry if this doesn't make as much sense as it does in my head D:

Hey anon, I do, yes. Versions of all of the above. I’m not really sure what to call this rec list - anyone have suggestions for a better title? - but these fics are all in that category. I’ve stuck with ones where there’s some magical explanation, vs fics where one of them has idealized the other in the course of normal human emotion/fantasy. Hope you enjoy and, as always, please remember to leave some love for the authors!

Drarry Recs: Falling for a Fantasy

Another Mask Behind You by lettered - NC-17, 116.5k - Draco is a high-end prostitute who hides his identity.  Harry unknowingly hires him.  And then there is porn, questions about identity, domestic bliss, more porn, and truth as seen through a web of lies.

The Benefits of Anonymity by xenadragon_xoxo - PG-13, 17k - Harry Potter doesn’t like to admit it, but being rich and being the Wizarding World’s Most Eligible Bachelor has rendered him a desperate man for a date uninfluenced by his fame – which is why he signs up for an anonymous owlpost-based dating service. Meanwhile, Draco Malfoy, whose snake tattoo sort of turns off all potential suitors, definitely isn’t a desperate man – but there’s no need to completely shun the idea of making use of an anonymous owlpost-based dating service. Well. We all know where this is going, don’t we?

The Boy Who Only Lived Twice by lettered - NC-17, 54k - Harry Potter is an Unspeakable.  Draco Malfoy is the wizard who shagged him.  Adventure!  Intrigue!  Secret identities, celebrities, spies!   It’s all right here, folks.

The Law of Falling and Catching Up by geoviki  - PG-13, 5.5k - Draco finds it’s easy to forget his sixth year at Hogwarts.  Too easy.

Let’s Go Outside by barefacedbandit/cryptonem - NC-17, 24k - Harry’s done with the sofa, the hall and the kitchen table, baby.

Phoenix by kedavranox - NC-17, 9k - Harry’s got a fantasy (also Harry/Blaise/Seamus.)

Someone Just Like You by disapparater - M, 12k - Harry is horrified when he finds out someone is planning to create a copy of him for their sexual pleasure. Then he finds out it’s Draco Malfoy making the copy.

Take These Lies by white_serpent - R, 35k - Repeatedly rejected by the Auror training program, Draco Malfoy attempts an unorthodox disguise to gain admission.

Take Your Silver Spoon and Shove It by prurient_badger - NC-17, 2k - So they’re clones. It’s not weird. (Except maybe it is.)

Transformation by Ischa - NC-17, 8k - Draco Malfoy is assumed lost in the Forbidden Forest, Harry is a sucker for mothers, so he promises Narcissa Malfoy to look for her son. Things happen.

The World Thy Gaol by November Snowflake - M, 18k - When Draco finds himself a pariah in Wizarding society after the war, he comes up with a whole new way to show his face in public. But he never expected Harry bloody Potter to want in on the plan.

anonymous asked:

hey, sorry if you have this queued, but i haven't seen it answered in a while so- here i go again. equius.i've just been feeling really bad lately. like depressed and such. i'm planning to wear a chest binder this year and i pretend i'm not nervous and i'm not worried about the social output but i am. sorry if this doesn't make much sense but basically i feel bad and i'm nervous and i'm scared i won't be strong enough to make through freshman year. that's all..

D —> First of all

D —> There is nothing wrong with what you are doing

D —> It is certainly no more bizarre than any number of other human practices I am aware of

D —> Rest assured, you are STRONG enough

D —> There is nothing wrong with being afraid of how you will be treated

D —> Indeed, there are times when our peers are entirely unfair

D —> Even I, with my highb100d status and eminent STRONGNESS, have been called names which are too crass to grace my cultured utterances

D —> And though I try not to whinny about it

D —> Even I can become worried about facing such social degradation

D —> What is the human e%pression?

D —> When you fall off the horse, you must get back on

D —> How 100d

D —> But true