so they live in a trailer park


Once, when Adam had still lived in the trailer park, he had been pushing the lawn mower around the scraggly side yard when he realized that it was raining a mile away. He could smell it, the earthy scent of rain on dirt, but also the electric, restless smell of ozone. And he could see it: a hazy gray sheet of water blocking his view of the mountains. He could track the line of rain traveling across the vast dry field towards him. It was heavy and dark, and he knew he would get drenched if he stayed outside. It was coming from so far away that he had plenty of time to put the mower away and get under cover. Instead, though, he just stood there and watched it approach. Even at the last minute, as he heard the rain pounding the grass flat, he just stood there. He closed his eyes and let the storm soak him.

ok lads thoughts from the punisher trailer:
- the punisher (2017) has directly called me out for shirtless dudes covered in blood kink #exposed
- karen doesn’t even look scared after being (presumably??) blown up she just looks so done….. my girl
- whoever cut this trailer has watched baby driver 87 times i can’t stop laughing
- look I’m as invested in Frank Castle’s Man PainTM as much as the next girl but the opening 20 seconds of this trailer feels like the beginning of a Lincoln Park music video
- raise your hand if you’re hyped for motherfucking homeland security agent + war vet dinah
- “one rule. I kill all of them” “ok. I can live with that ” binch me too micro the fuck
- needed more karen page but other than that I’m here for it 10/10


Once, when Adam had still lived in the trailer park, he had been pushing the lawn mower around the scraggly side yard when he realized that it was raining a mile away. He could smell it, the earthy scent of rain on dirt, but also the electric, restless smell of ozone. And he could see it: a hazy gray sheet of water blocking his view of the mountains. He could track the line of rain travelling across the vast dry field towards him. It was heavy and dark, and he knew he would get drenched if he stayed outside. It was coming from so far away that he had plenty of time to put the mower away and get under cover. Instead, though, he just stood there and watched it approach. Even at the last minute, as he heard the rain pounding the grass flat, he just stood there. He closed his eyes and let the storm soak him.

That was this kiss. They kissed again. Adam felt it in more than his lips.

the raven king // maggie stiefvater


ya lit meme: eight otps (3/8) — adam parrish & ronan lynch

once, when adam had still lived in the trailer park, he had been pushing the lawn mower around the scraggly side yard when he realized that it was raining a mile away. he could smell it, the earthy scent of rain on dirt, but also the electric, restless smell of ozone. and he could see it: a hazy gray sheet of water blocking his view of the mountains. he could track the line of rain travelling across the vast dry field towards him. it was heavy and dark, and he knew he would get drenched if he stayed outside. it was coming from so far away that he had plenty of time to put the mower away and get under cover. instead, though, he just stood there and watched it approach. even at the last minute, as he heard the rain pounding the grass flat, he just stood there. he closed his eyes and let the storm soak him.

that was this kiss.

they kissed again. adam felt it in more than his lips.

Crazy lady lit my buddy's land on fire, so he burned down her world.

Buckle up, this one’s long.

I was visiting a friend who owns and operates a trailer park- basically his house is the main office. A couple had just moved in to a lot with their mobile home. The dude seemed fine, and him and his girlfriend had just had their first kid. Well, at 3 AM just a few hours after I arrived, the boyfriend showed up at my friend’s house (the main office). Apparently, he had a DNA test done, and he found out the kid wasn’t his. So while the girlfriend was still in the hospital he started f*cking around on her to get back at her.

Well, earlier that day, she got released from the hospital, and he refused to go pick her up. So she walked from the hospital to the trailer park (easily 20 miles), and found him f*cking this girl. She went apeshit. She started trashing their tiny mobile home while he and his mistress quickly got their clothes on, and the boyfriend opted to drive the mistress back to her place.

When he got back, his soon to be ex-girlfriend locked him out of their mobile home. So, at 3 AM he showed up at the front office to call the police. My buddy woke me up, filled me in on the situation, and I went out to his living room to keep the dude company. I explained that if the kid isn’t his and he signed the birth certificate, he has 60 days to remove himself from the birth certificate- otherwise he’ll be on the hook for child support. I also explained that while calling the cops is a good idea, they likely won’t be able to remove her from the mobile home since she had established residency.

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I know this is long, but please read and reblog this so that we can try and circulate HELPFUL information instead of deadly suggestions.

After stumbling across the last post I reblogged that was full of a lot of DANGEROUS, BAD, TERRIBLE advice in reference to how to handle calling 911 when in danger, I feel compelled to at least try and get some better information out there in the Tumblr community. I am a 911 dispatcher and the first piece of advice I have for anyone in an emergency situation (or even for someone that calls 911 accidentally) is:

DO NOT HANG UP. In case you didn’t get that the first time, I said DO NOT HANG UP THE PHONE. We cannot help you if we do not know where you are, and contrary to what is apparently popular belief, we are NOT mind readers & without knowing your location (which you must provide) we CAN NOT get you help.

To help you understand the importance of this, I’m going to explain to you what happens when you call 911 in my center and in the centers in my area.

911 line rings.

We answer: “_______ (name of your agency) 911, WHERE is your emergency?”

In a perfect world, the caller will respond with the address of their emergency.

If you are unable to do so, we will start to retransmit your location. It takes time. Again, in a perfect world, we can usually get it in less than 10 seconds, but we do not live in a perfect world and so it often doesn’t happen that quickly. (Also, if you’re in an apartment complex, trailer park, hotel, etc, it’s not going to give us the room, lot, etc. number that you’re actually in, even with a retransmit). It is true that if you call from a landline your address will often populate for us, however, the address is NOT always right! We need you to try your ABSOLUTE BEST to provide us with an accurate address. By not knowing your location, you’re prolonging the response time. The call has to be answered, have a confirmed address, type of call that we’re responding to so that the correct responders are dispatched, and then it has to be dispatched. In smaller jurisdictions, their fire/EMS is often volunteer. That means: THEY ARE COMING FROM HOME TO THE STATION. It takes time & the more time we waste just trying to figure out where you are, the longer you’re going to be waiting for a life saving response.

The TERRIBLE information post that is going around tells you to call 911, hang up, and then turn your phone off. NO, NO, NO. That is the absolute WORST thing you could ever do. When a 911 hang up comes in we attempt to call the line back twice. If the line isn’t open long enough to retransmit an address (which most of the time it’s not), that’s it. The call gets out in and closed. There is literally NOTHING WE CAN DO TO HELP YOU. Even if we DO retransmit an address and there is no sign of a disturbance or no other indication that there is an emergency, we often do not send a responder because if we send one to every call, we’d be wasting a LOT of time and resources. We receive 911 hang ups/accidental 911 calls ALL DAY LONG. (Side note: the most common ones that we receive come from disconnected cell phones. Every cell phone (disconnected or not) with battery life can call 911, but 911 CANNOT call those phones back). If you call from a disconnected cell and we’re not able to get a location (or are and not hear any signs that would indicate a need for service), you will most likely not get the help you need.

Moral of this point: DO NOT HANG UP and KNOW WHERE YOU ARE. Try to pay attention to mile markers on the interstate & landmarks, signs or road names. If you call accidentally-STAY ON THE LINE. We (at least at my agency) will ask you to verify your name and address and that there is no emergency. As long as nothing feels/sounds wrong about it to us, we won’t send an officer to knock on your door. You won’t get in trouble. No one will be mad. Just stay on the line so that we don’t waste time and resources on a call that is not emergent.

Disclosure: some agencies offer text to 911. Don’t assume that you can text 911 unless you know that your locality has that capability. A lot of them don’t. If you’re able to safely call you should ALWAYS call rather than text. It’s faster and more efficient.

Moving on-

Answer our questions. We’re not asking you questions for our own amusement. Everything we ask you on the line is for your own safety and for the safety of our responders. They are much more well equipped to handle your emergency if they know what they’re walking into and what supplies they need to bring in with them when they come. We’re NOT going to send our fire/EMS into a scene that is not safe, so answer our questions so that we know which resources need to be provided to you. I know that often times the calls that people place to us are during some of the worst, most terrifying moments of their lives & we WANT to help you in the best way that we know how. We ask the things that we ask because it’s required & because the more we know, the higher the quality of service that we provide you will be.

ALSO: While we’re asking you the questions, most likely RESPONDERS HAVE ALREADY BEEN DISPATCHED. If you didn’t get that, read it again. You can’t imagine how much time we spend trying to argue answers to questions out of callers because we’re being screamed at: “JUST GET THEM HERE QUICKLY.” “HE/SHE/I’LL BE DEAD BEFORE YOU GET THEM HERE,” etc. you’re wasting your time and mine. Try your best to work with us because our number one goal is to get you the help you need as quickly as possible. Contrary to popular belief, we don’t do this for the money. The medics, fire fighters, police officers and animal control officers DON’T do this for the money. (It’s not there, in case you were wondering.) we do this because we genuinely care about other human beings. We want to HELP. We CARE. We are here to protect and serve, but we cannot do that effectively if people are constantly fighting against us.

If you have any questions about how things work here or need advice as to how to handle a call in to 911, feel free to ask and I will give you the best advice that I can. Just please, please don’t listen to terrible misinformation (like calling, hanging up and turning your phone off). These situations are often the line between life and death. As cliche as it sounds, help us help you. Much love, Tumblr fam!

Also, to any of my fellow dispatchers, feel free to add to this. I know that things can vary from one locality to another, so I think any input would be helpful! I tried to just stick to the basics in this post for that reason. :)

@therapy101 @thistherapylife @socialworkmemes @all-about-psychology @theangrytherapist @thecalminside could you guys please reblog this to try and circulate correct information about how to receive help in an emergency situation? There is some VERY bad information going around that provides dangerous suggestions in reference to calling 911 and that makes me so afraid for anyone that reads it and thinks that it’s true.


Owen x Reader

“Alright so you don’t want to talk about the Raptors let’s talk about (Y/N).” Hoskins declared and Owen sighed.


“(Y/N)’s one of my best assistants, anything that I need doing gets done and she’s quick to get everyone in line so I can get on with working on the Raptors.” Owen finished and rolled his eyes because he knew what Hoskins would say next.


“Hope the girls got enough energy after all that to go all night.” He chortled and Owen shot him a disapproving glance. “If I was cooped up in that trailer with her I’d lose my job with the amount of work I’d skip.”

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Betty’s a serpent

imagine betty being a serpent wife. like out at work/school all day but can put the serpents in their place 

bughead fanfiction

So I came up with this when the episode aired (like 3am my time) so here’s a fluffy fic about that. 

Also slightly A/U to the ending of the episode


The bell rang signalling the end of the day at Riverdale High. Betty Cooper gathered her books and headed to her locker by herself, missing the conversation she would normally have with her boyfriend Jughead Jones.

Just before FP was charged, he had managed to sign custody of Jughead over to fellow serpent Viper who promised to keep an eye on the teen. The younger Jones had also moved to Southside High and was back living at the trailer park. 

“hey betty wait up” Kevin Keller jogged to be next to her. “Archie, Ronnie and I are heading to Pop’s now, wanna come with?”

Betty shook her head as she twisted her locker combination and opened the door “Sorry Kev, I’ve got plans”

“we’ve hardly seen you in months, not after Jughead transferred. We just wana know how you’re doing” Kevin pushed on

“Really Kev I’m fine” he gave her a pointed look “I promise. I’ve just gotta help Polly with some baby things.”

“okay but next time you are so coming with us” he reached to hug her with one arm and walked away. Betty let go of a breath she didn’t know she was holding and after putting away what she needed to, slammed her locker and headed out to her car. 


Kevin walked into Pop’s to see Archie Andrews & Veronica Lodge cosied up in their usual booth. “please no more pda or I might puke” Kevin said sitting down on the opposite side to the new couple.

Veronica shuffled slightly further from Archie “Is Betty not coming?” Kevin shook his head no. “Has anyone really spoken to her after Jughead left?” This time both boys shook their heads no. 

“What about Polly? She’d know” Archie suggested

“Betty said she’s helping Polly with baby things, that’s why she can’t come” Kevin informed

“Really?” Archie asked “cos she’s heading in here with her mom” As if on cue, the bell rang at the door and in walked the other two Cooper women. Polly looked around and waved at the trio as they both walked to a booth. 

“Hey guys” Polly said standing at the end of the booth “how are you?” she addressed them all

“We’re good, you look gorgeous Polly” Veronica replied “Is everything okay with the babies?” 

“Both are healthy and growing as normal.”

“D’you know where Betty is? She said she’d be with you” Archie interrupted. Polly looked speechless then looks to Alice who called her back to their table. “So they’re definitely hiding something” he pointed out “maybe we should visit Jughead, see what he knows.”

“Are you insane Archie? My dad told us all to stay away from the South Side” Kevin whispered loudly 

“Come on Kev” Veronica started “It’s one time. Plus you know some of the gang from Joaquin right?” Kevin nodded slowly “Right let’s go then.” The three walked out and to Archie’s car, Kevin getting into the back and Veronica the front passenger side. 

It was a short drive over to the serpents hang out which had changed since Kevin & Archie’s last visit to a shadier part of town. Daylight was fading fast and the only streetlights working were at the end of the street. Kevin was the first to spot the bar pointing it out to his friends “over there.” The three walked to a corner building with a neon light of a snake which was the serpents logo and the word Scorpion in green.

“when did they move?” Archie wondered out loud

“Just after FP was arrested, Joaquin and I came for his goodbye gathering here. One of the second-in-commands, Viper I think his name was, he and his wife bought this place and re-did it all. A fresh start of sorts.” 

They were a few doors away when the door to Scorpion opened and a man flew out and fell to the ground and Veronica let out a loud gasp. “You know your limit Eli and you know not to mess with Jug’s girl” the person lying down groaned in response. The man standing in the doorway looked out and saw the three teenagers but went back inside instead of saying anything. 

When they walked into the bar, there was a large crowd around a pool table with people placing bets with each other raising by $5 every time. The trio walked round to see Jughead pot the black ball with a trick shot which earned a mix reaction of cheers and groans. Having not spotted them yet, the boy who was donning his very own leather jacket shouted “Alright so whose next?”

“how bout we make it interesting?” A female voice said coming from the bar “both our legacies deserve to find out whose better.” 

“I’m game if you are” Jughead said to someone who was being blocked by the rest of the patrons. The group assumed the other legacy agreed as the crowd cheered.

Viper came to the table “alright, FP Junior vs Ali Junior. Place your bets, this should be fun.” 

As the crowd moved towards Viper, Jughead approached who they assumed to be Ali Junior and kissed her. Kevin gasped grabbing onto Veronica’s arm who in turn wrapped hers around Archies and they all stood back further into the shadows to blend in.


Jughead had approached the girl nicknamed Ali Junior and kissed her “you sure about this Bets?” 

She nodded against his forehead and kissed him again grabbing the collar of his jacket. She pulled away and whispered in a low breath “I’m so gonna kick your butt”

The wolf whistles of the serpents broken them apart “alright kids save that for later” Viper said stashing the money in his back pocket “so whose breaking off?”

Jughead looked at Betty “age before beauty of course” he replied winking

Betty shook her head smiling walking to Viper, she pressed up against her boyfriend and leaned into his ear and said “you’re so gonna get it tonight”.

The others cheered her as she grabbed the triangle to rack up the balls. The blond placed herself on the opposite side of Jughead and leaned forward to break, hoping Jughead would get distracted by her cleavage which seemed to work. The couple continued playing the game like there was no one else in the room, teasing each other and stealing kisses whenever they could until the eight ball was left. 

Neither of them had pocketed the ball in the last couple of shots so the bets went up, more betting for Jughead to win. By this point Archie, Veronica & Kevin had made their way to the front but the two still hadn’t noticed. 
The couple shared a look and Jughead nodded ever so slightly at Betty who leaned over and angled the shot so it hit two sides before ending up in the top corner pocket. Everyone cheered for the blond who had now leapt into her boyfriends arms. Viper’s wife approached the couple with two bottles of beer and whispered something to them and suddenly they looked up at their three friends.

The room went silent with everyone’s attention now focused on the three strangers. Betty who was wearing her own honorary serpent jacket grabbed Jughead’s hand for courage who rubbed his thumb on the back of hers to help calm her down. “What are you guys doing here?” she asked with her best smile on

“We could ask you the same thing Betty” Archie said looking angry “You’re with the serpents now? This is where you’ve been, with these people, instead of hanging out with your friends? Does Alice even know where you are?”

The last question caused the rest of the bar to laugh, Viper was going to speak up but Betty shook her head and replied “These people Archie, are my friends. No not just friends, family. Mine and Jughead’s.”

“Betty these people are criminals” Veronica offered

“Oh and your dad’s not?” she snapped back which earned a few whistles from the gang “Archie my mom’s a south sider, you really think I’d be here if she didn’t trust them?”

The red haired boy looked confused so Viper spoke up “Little Ali was no stranger round here, she grew up at the same trailer park too. Her and FP always getting themselves in trouble. The serpents came naturally to most people at the park, so we snapped those two up as soon as possible. When we found out our boy Jughead here was dating her daughter, we gave her Ali’s old jacket” he pointed to what Betty was wearing 

“Really Betty? Is that what happened because we can take you home if you need a ride instead of staying with the scoundrels. Please B” Veronica pushed

“Watch you’re mouth princess” the voice of another serpent who walked out from the shadows

“Don’t talk to her like that” Archie jumped in 

“Yeah? Or what?” He challenged “You gonna run and tell daddy?” Archie lunged towards the snake attempting to punch him but missed and ended up with a punch to his stomach which sent him flying backwards slightly, the other’s around cheering. 

He grabbed Archie’s jacket and had started raising his fist to punch him when he heard Jughead shout “BP don’t do it” but he raised his fist even higher until the sharp voice of one Betty Cooper cut through the crowd 

“Buster Peters Specter you put him down right now” they all moved to show Betty standing with her hands on her hips Jughead smirking behind her. 

“you got off lucky kid” BP told the boy then dropped him to the floor as Veronica and Kevin rushed to see if he was okay. The older man looked up at Betty and tipped his backwards baseball cap “sorry miss betty” who in return nodded and he walked off. Jughead helped Archie off the floor “follow us” he said as he and Betty led their friends to a room upstairs. 

Jughead unlocked the door and walked in with Betty following, Veronica spotted that the name on the door said Cooper-Jones and showed it to Archie and Kevin behind her. Inside had a large desk which was covered with then teenagers homework, two laptops (one on each end of the desk), a filing cabinet and a three person sofa which was against the side wall, above was a photo of the couple with a white dog. Betty sat down behind the desk with Jughead leaning against the wall behind her.

“Sorry about BP, he’s very” Betty looked to Jughead for the right word

“Protective” he offered “always has been” Veronica scoffed 

“It’s true!” Betty insisted “he’s the oldest of five, his parents were’t really around so he basically raised his siblings himself so he prides himself on family. I’ll get him to apologize to you Arch.”

“What about you Bets? What about your family?”

“Jughead and the serpents are my family Arch. Mom and Polly know I’m here, dad knows I’m safe here”

“Safe?” Veronica exclaimed “these people are dangerous. Just look at Jughead’s dad”

“Don’t bring FP into this, your dad isn’t a saint either Veronica” Betty bit back

“Listen guys, I didn’t come here to fight” Kevin interrupted “Betty are you happy?” 

She looked at Jughead wearing a big smile and nodded “more than ever”

“In that case” Kevin continued “WE are very happy for you, aren’t we?”

Archie & Veronica looked defeated and nodded before Veronica added looking at Jughead “but if you ever do anything to hurt my girl, you’ll be sorry.”

“Don’t worry” Betty laughed “the serpents would get to him first. they like me better” which made the room laugh.

“What’s with the Cooper-Jones sign?” Archie wondered 

The couple looked between them before Betty pulled out a necklace with a silver ring on it. “Jughead proposed last month”


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The unexpected twist

Originally posted by enalgunlugar

A/N: This was requested anonymously. I hope you enjoy!  I am so so sorry this took forever for me to write! I was/am really sick but I managed to get it up!

Request: “Can I get an FP Jones smut where the reader is friends with Archie and everyone but shes got a thing for Jughead’s dad and he knows it and tries to be a gentleman about it but he finally gives into her and they sort of wind up together and Jughead and their friends eventually find out and surprisingly Jughead is ok with it but tells her hes not calling her mom 😅

The reader is legal age! (18/19).

Warnings: Swearing, unprotected sex (Wrap it in foil before checking her oil), fingering, smut and PORN GIFS.


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anonymous asked:

You guys are like super famous and rich now, right!! What is that like???

Michael: Dude you honestly have no idea.

Jeremy: I lived in a beaten up trailer park for the majority of my life, and Michael lived in an RV for several years. So, yeah. You could say being rich and having an actual house to live in is a blessing.

Michael: The famous part isn’t as fun sometimes, but what can you do?

Jeremy: Michael’s been famous for quite a while, so he’s used to it. Me? Not so much. I don’t like all the attention.

Michael: Oh my god shut up you totally do!

Jeremy: …Okay, maybe a little bit.

angeloaktree  asked:

Hello lovely! Just wanted to say that your imagines are beyond wonderful! I constantly read them through out the day and I wish I could write as good as you. I have a request if you don't mind. Can you write one where Betty somehow meets Jughead's father (you can come up with the scenario, if you want) and later Jughead finds out then panics, because he's worried that Betty's opinion about him will change since he's dad is a serpent. Thank you kindly and keep up the good work!!

Thankyou so much! I can’t tell you must I appreciate that!

Jughead pulled his heavy bag along the dirt, the trailer park was quiet at this time, everyone who lived here was usually sleeping or doing something illegal. He had just started living here, his dad and him were repairing their relationship, it was definitely a slow road but they were making progress.

Spotting his home in the distance, he lifted his bag. Suddenly a very familiar blonde ponytail was walking out the front door of his trailer, followed closely by his father.

“What the hell?” He was quick to duck behind a post, what was betty doing at his place? And why was she having a conversation with his father.

He was ready to jump in and Save her from whatever uncomfortable situation his father had gotten her mixed up in, when he noticed the pair laughing and smiling. His dad placed a hand on Betty’s shoulder and jughead could make out the words

“Thank you Betty, I really appreciate it.”

Betty nodded

“I’m doing this for Jughead. Don’t mess it up.” He could tell she was trying to be intimidating, but she just looked out of place. Her perfectly pressed light blue shirt, white tank top and pastel pink cardigan stuck out amongst the junkyard of dirt and trash.

“I won’t. You’re a good friend , girl.”

She blushed

“I better get home before Jughead shows up. So I’ll see you Saturday? Bright and early?”

He nodded as Betty walked down the step

“I’ll be there at 7:30 on the dot.”

She put her thumbs up and walked away smiling at his father as she left.

Leaning farther against the post as Betty walked past, he quickly slipped behind her, heading towards his house more angry than he had been in a long time.

Slamming the front door shut, he stood in front of his father, eyes narrowed as his bag hit the floor with a loud


His dad looked up from the paper he was reading “hey jug. How was school?”

Cutting to the chase

“Why was Betty here?”

His fathers eyes widened

“How did you..?”

“Oh please, like I wouldn’t see her, she doesn’t belong here dad. She doesn’t belong talking to you. And whatever mess you’ve gotten her in. I want her out of it. Now.” Jughead was fuming and his authoritative voice was loud

“Calm down Forsythe. Betty’s not in any mess. And if she was I have a feeling that girl can get herself out of any problem. She’s a good girl.”

Jughead slammed his hands on the table

“Yeah she is, exactly why I don’t want you talking to her. I don’t want her here. Why was she here?!”

“She was here to help me out.” His father said an underlying hint of embarrassment lacing his words

“What? What kind of help?”

“She got me a job Jughead. I’m gonna be working at her fathers mechanic shop. He needed someone to fix the motorcycles and Betty told him about me. It’s a real job, with benefits and everything.” It was obvious he was excited and jughead felt his shoulders lose all that tension he had been holding

“How did she know where we live?”

Jugheads dad shook his head, smiling slightly

“Come on boy, I didn’t raise you to be that oblivious did I? The girls got it bad for you. She was worried. She followed you home, found out who I was and didn’t give it a second thought. Just found a way to help. You can do much worse son. Much worse.”

Quickly jughead was out the door, heading towards Betty’s house, running faster than he thought possible.

Panting and out of breath he knocked on the door, leaning over and placing his hands to his knees.

Lifting his head at the sound of the opening door, his eyes caught Betty’s bright green ones, her normal tight pony tail was replaced by a messy bun on the top of her head.

“Juggie? Are you okay? What are you doing here?”

He had her in his arms in seconds flat. Lips on hers, delicious taste of strawberry lipgloss filling his mouth.

She squeaked in surprise but quickly adjusted, moving tighter into him and attacking his mouth with equal vigor.

He pulled away, hands still tight on her waist

“Oh” she whispered

“Betty Cooper, you really are something else.”

So, everyone collectively agrees that Mitch and Jonas will get married at some point, right?

They’d obviously have a small wedding, and during their reception (also small, maybe held at the trailer park, with string lights, folded tables and chairs, catered dinner platters from the local super market, and probably some shitty live band that gets booted off for someone’s music playlist). Then sometime during the night, the two of them are presented with one of those cheesy compilation videos? It has one of those overly sweet, alternative pop songs as the accompaniment. Mitch makes some crass comment about it, and Jonas smacks him straight in the chest.

It’s pictures of Jonas and Mitch throughout the years. There’s not a lot of either them as kids, but lots of them in high school, lots of them beyond high school, some silly, some risqué. There’s videos too: Mitch getting his very own car, a beat up thing that the video shows as he fixes it up over a period of time; Jonas graduating from uni, Bachelor’s in Marine Science; their first roadtrip together, following whale migrations, Jonas looking excited and wild-eyed as he points out the animals in the distance. It’s all very tender and sweet.

Jonas can’t stop smiling throughout the compilation, and then he looks up to his husband and is shocked to find Mitch with tears streaming down his face. He’s definitely not the prettiest of criers, and it’s even worse cause the man is trying his best to reel it back, and failing. No one else has noticed it because they’re all too engrossed on the video, but Jonas quickly directs his hands to either side of Mitch’s face, brushing away the tears tenderly. He’s whispering little affirmations to the taller man, standing on his tip toes to pepper his face with kisses.

And Mitch can only whisper back how happy he is, and how he never thought he’d have something like this. Jonas already said yes, he’s married to the man, but he can’t help but fall even deeper in love.

I’m just….very emotional over these two
@smokeplanet @mitjo

Reggie Mantle x Reader- request - Part 2

anonymous asked:

Can you do an imagine where you’re Archie sister and you’re dating Reggie. Someone lets it slip that you lost your virginity to him and he tells Archie “sorry I took your sister virginity won’t happen again” and Archie punched him and a fight breaks out

Warnings: Some sexual content as well as language

FYI: I changed the prompt a little in order for it fit the setting I made up for it. I’ve been asked to make a Part 2, hope you like it and thanks for the request!

This seemed the best way to progress with the story so I hope you all still enjoy it. Thanks much!

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Still having your hold on your brother’s wrist you yelled, “Jughead!”

You grabbed his wrist next while he gave you a small look of disappointment.

In place of your spot on the dance floor, Ronnie had shot up and began yelling at both Reggie and Moose. Slowly kicking them out of the party.

As you were headed towards the kitchen with both boys’ wrists in hand, Chuck came up behind you.

“Have fun in there Y/N? He knew you would”, he jeered his cup in the air before drinking some more. Archie got angry again but you held onto his wrist, making sure he wasn’t going anywhere.

You looked back to Ronnie making sure she would meet your eyes, “Ronnie!”, the raven hair girl turned back to you while dragging Reggie and Moose out of her place. “Chuck too!”. Chuck gave a look of annoyance and followed Reggie and Moose after Ronnie gave him a death stare.

You sat both your brother and Jughead in the kitchen and told them, with a stern voice, to wait there. Ronnie was outside of her place still yelling at Reggie. You ran up to the opened door and closed it behind you, looking to the hallway now.

You bucked up some of your courage before standing next to Ronnie. Reggie was still making jokes about you until he paused and met your eyes.

“Really had a nice time in there with me, huh Y/N?!”. He kept laughing while trying to taunt you more.

You slowly made your way up to him. “What did you want some more sweetie?”. He was eyeing your body again.

You got close to him, grabbed him shoulders and gave a fake smile. With all of your force, you then proceeded to kick him in the groin. Reggie fell over and while Moose tried to help him back up, Chuck began to laugh a bit. You gave a sneer to the rest of them. “Stay the HELL away from me!”.

You grabbed Veronica’s hand and you both went back to her place.

The thing about parties was - at some point there was usually some sort of fight. Especially with enough people. Beyond a few looks when you entered back in, it seemed the majority of people had went back to partying.

You made your way back to the kitchen. There Betty had two little bags of ice and was already attempting to heal Archie’s hand. You gave a nod of “thank you” before grabbing the second one.

You sat next to Jughead and started to ice his knuckles. “You didn’t have to do that you know”. You didn’t even bother to meet his or Archie’s eyes, you felt a bit ashamed if not stupid at this point.

“Yeah, well he deserved it”. Jughead looked back to Archie. “From the both of us”.

“Yeah well more like the three of us”, you interrupted their eyes meeting. “I just kicked the fuck out of him in the nuts”. Betty began to laugh, Archie gave you a proud look, while Jughead looked a little surprised.

You looked back to Archie. “I’m the OLDER sibling. I can take care of myself when I need to, okay? As much as I appreciate it”. He gave a slight nod but you also knew he would have still done it no matter what. Jughead just remained silent.

“Come on, I’ll take you guys home”. You looked both to Archie and Jughead while still icing Jugheads rather red hand. “You staying here with Ronnie, Betty?”.

“Yeah, I’m sleeping over too”. She started to remove the ice from Archie’s hand. Archie had given a slight blush.

“Okay, I’ll be back. I don’t really feel like going home”.

- - - -

The car ride had been silent for at least 5 minutes. You decided to break the tension. “So, did I see a blush back there Arch?”

You looked over to your brother. He got a little shy, something a little out of the norm for him.

He played with the back of his hair a bit. “Yeah, I’ve been thinking about what Betty said to me a few weeks ago. I just don’t think I saw her in THAT way before she said something”. You were glad about it. You had always noticed Betty’s feeling for Archie, ever since they were little.

You gave a small laugh. “Well I won’t tell her as long as you promise to do something about it soon. No stringing her along”. He gave a nod back to you.

You had made it to your house and Archie got out. You turned back a bit, “not getting out Juggie?”.

He had been quiet the entire ride. He shook his head. Archie said bye to both of you and then made his way in the house. Jughead moved and took Archie’s seat. “So, where am I taking you?”

“Home”, you wondered why he still seemed angry.

You began to drive and couldn’t stand the silence again. You made your way to the trailer park, you knew only a handful of people actually knew where Jughead lived - which had included all of the Andrews’.

You sighed a bit, “what is it Jughead?”

He didn’t look at you back. Just used a stern voice instead. “Why HIM?”

You figured this would have come from Archie. You gave a breath, once again chucking up some courage to speak. “I’ve had a crush on him for a while. I figured he was finally reciprocating those feelings back. I was obviously wrong”. You gave a breath again. “I also just kind of wanted to get the experience over with”. You finally took your eyes off of the road for a second glancing back at Jughead.

“He didn’t deserve you”, his eyes finally met back to yours.

“Look, I know I’m like a sister to you, and I appreciate you trying to protect me. But you really didn’t have to do that”. You were finally leading up to Sunnyside.

“You’re not like a sister to me”, Jughead stared out the window.

“Oh come on! Don’t say that. I watched you grow up with Archie. You’re a good friend Juggie”. You didn’t use his nickname very often, as it had been something Archie came up with when they were 6. You only ever used it as a term of endearment.

You had parked the car and gave him a slight smile. He began to unbuckle his belt.

“You know you’re way better than that tool, right?”. His face looked sincere.

“Yeah well, still waiting for the love of my life you know”. You gave a small laugh as a memory floated back to you. “Remember middle school? That popped into my head for a second earlier. You know, “our experiment”.“ You actually used your fingers to express quotation marks.

He gave a small laugh. “How could I forget?”. And before you knew it Jughead had grabbed the side of your face and for the second time in your life, his lips were on yours.

It was slow, sweet and had feeling. Nothing like the first kiss with Reggie that night. After giving a breath from your lips he went back to give you a small peck back on them.

He had seemed proud and got out of the car before leaning back in the opened window. “Have a better night Y/N”.

You sat there stunned.

What they don’t know, won’t hurt them

Originally posted by riverdalesource

A/N: This was requested by anonymous and I loved the request because we all need this in our lives. I hope you enjoy!

Request: “Hey, could you do a FP would include imagine where he fingers you under the table at the Cooper dinner. I dont know why but i need that in my life”

The reader is legal age (18/19).


It was the homecoming in Riverdale. Betty and her family had invited Jughead, FP and you to a family dinner.

“So, (Y/N). Are you going solo to the homecoming?” I took a sip of water before answering Mrs. Cooper’s question.

“Yes, I am. FP obviously can’t attend with me so I decided to go alone.” Alice nodded her head. Betty decided to turn the conversation around by talking about the Prom.

“Jesus, is she really going to question me all night?” I whispered to FP as he chuckled.

“Don’t worry about her. I’m going to try to sneak a dance with you at the homecoming.” I smiled at him before turning my attention back to the conversation that was happening around us.

I was listening intently to the questions Alice had been asking FP when I felt a hand on my inner thigh. I took a sharp intake of breath as FP just continued to talk naturally as if nothing was happening. The feeling of his hand began to rise on my thigh. A knock came to the door and we all stood except Alice. Betty went to get the door as Hal, Betty’s father walked in.

“FP. What are you doing here?” Hal questioned, walking fully into the room.

“Alice invited me. I’m here for Jughead.” Hal nodded as his eyes shifted down to me.

“And who might you be?” I smiled before outstretching my hand. I felt FP shift closer to me, his hand trailed under my dress before gripping my bum. I gasped quietly before speaking up.

“(Y/N), (Y/N) (Y/L/N). I’m Betty and Jughead’s friend and I’m also FP’s girlfriend.” Hal’s eyes widened at my last words.

“You’re dating FP? But you look so young.” I giggled at his words.

“Don’t worry I’m eighteen. It’s legal.” Hal nodded before taking the seat next to me. FP removed his hand from my bum as we all took our seats. FP’s hand went back to my thigh but this time it went higher. I felt his hand inch higher and higher, I began to get wet at the thoughts of what his fingers could do. Soon enough, FP reached my pussy to only realize I wasn’t wearing any panties. He quickly leaned over to whisper into my ear.

“No panties, huh? Fuck baby girl, you will be the death of me.” I instantly got wetter, if even possible at his words. FP’s hand spread my legs as his middle finger dragged up my slit. I bit my lip and gripped the table at the feeling.

“So, (Y/N). How did you and FP meet?” I smiled at Hal before beginning to answer his question.

“Well, I live in the trailer park as well. I lived with my dad but he was shot and he passed away. I was attending Southside High with Joaquin and we would always hang at the Why-” I almost moaned at the feeling of FP’s finger slipping inside of me. I coughed to cover up any sound before continuing. “Sorry, as I was saying. We would always hang at the Whyte Wyrm where my dad was a Serpent. I had seen FP a couple of times before Joaquin formally introduced me to him and we got to talking and now here we are.” I said with a fake smile, glancing over at FP he plastered the same fake smile before nodding in agreement with my story. FP added another finger as I took a hold of his arm, gripping it.

“So, FP. Why would you date someone so young?” It was now FP’s turn to speak, he continued to pump his two fingers in and out of me while talking.

“Well, I wouldn’t usually but when I met (Y/N) … It was like love at first sight. I felt as if I was eighteen again.” I smiled at his words, he immediately began to pick up the pace so unexpectedly that I let a moan slip. Everyone stared at me wide-eyed. Including FP.

“Sorry, I banged my knee.” I felt my climax begin to rise as I dug my nails into FP’s arm.

“Are you alright? She’s so clumsy sometimes.” FP said while I smiled nodding my head. FP slipped another finger into me. Adding it up to three fingers in total. This brought me to where I needed to be. I bit my lip so hard I made it bleed. No one had noticed because Alice and Hal had been arguing. FP glanced over at me, my pussy tightened around his fingers as my release took over. I leaned over to FP as I whispered into his ear.

“Fuck, FP!” I whispered-yelled biting onto his shoulder. FP chuckled before slowing removing his fingers, lifting them to his lips. He licked them clean without anyone noticing. I tried not to moan as I watched him in awe.

“We should get going. We don’t want to be late.” Betty said standing. The rest of us stood in agreement. FP wrapped his arm around my waist while I leaned over to whisper into his ear.

“I can’t wait for later.” I bit his earlobe as he chuckled.

“Oh baby girl, this is just the beginning.”

We need to talk.

Okay guys we need to talk. I enjoy Camp Camp. I think it’s a pretty fun show with interesting characters and a decent plot, but it has some major issues the fans really need to stop ignoring. This is in no way a definitive list, nor is it in any particular order, but here are some of the things that bothered me most and ought to be addressed:

 - Doplh’s whole character. Even if I wasn’t Jewish, this would still be a complaint. He’s a young child so clearly based off of Hitler, and the questionable things he does are just ignored or pushed aside (ie. his “dog” painting in ep.1, the entire Reigny Day episode, especially the armbands, etc…). Were an actual child behaving this way, pushing aside and/or ignoring their behavior will allow it to fester and grow into an even more harmful thing. 

 - The entire Order of the Sparrow. Listen, as a child, I was part of one of those “Indian Princess” camping troupes. From the time I was 5-7, I actively participated in this appropriation, stereotyping, and mockery of Cherokee culture. Around 8 I began to understand what I did wrong, and still am repentant today. Yes, in the episode Max points out how horribly racist the whole thing is, but David - a character we see as “good” - continues simply due to childhood nostalgia. Gwen doesn’t stop him. QM doesn’t stop him. Despite the children eventually wearing genuine Indian costumes at the end and Max’s exclamation, there is no true condemnation for David’s actions, nor is he sorry.

 - The Jew jokes. This one should be obvious. In episode 2, Max asks the Quartermaster what happened to his hand, and he mutters under his breath but clearly says “the Jews”. Later, at the end of the episode, Max asks David “So what’s the deal with the Quartermaster and Jews?”, which treats the whole scenario as a joke. In Cult Camp, Neil, a Jewish-coded character, tells Dolph that he’s uncomfortable that specifically Dolph is sending specifically Neil into what is, essentially, a gas chamber. While this is a valid concern, it’s not treated as one in the show. It’s treated as a joke. Jewish people have been the brunt of many jokes for years, and allowing this to continue is perpetuation and permitting antisemitism and should not be ignored. 

 - Gay jokes are something only gay people should make about themselves as a form of humor and levity. Speaking from the point of a gay person, I can say that Camp Camp has done a poor job of steering clear of gay jokes. In Scout’s Dishonor, Nikki makes a gay joke at the end, and Neil scolds her, but no real apology is made. But this is nothing compared to the episode Jermy Fartz. When Jermy dresses himself as a bundle of “pine” twigs, Max very clearly attempts to yell out “f*ggot”. That work has been used for years as a derogatory term for gay people, and should never be used in a joke, declaration, or insult. Again, at the end of the episode, Nikki says she finally gets what Max was trying to say, but is cut off before she says the word. Just because the show never actually says the f-slur, it doesn’t make it okay. Again, a minority is treated as a joke and a history of oppression is made fun of and swept under the rug.

 - Bonquisha. Starting in episode 7, Bonquisha was introduced as a joke. Max swept right on David’s tinder account, doing so as a prank, implying that either she was undesirable, or that it would be funny to have a tough, black woman go out with David. When she shows up, she’s shown as a shallow stereotype of a strong “ghetto” black woman. This image of her is enforced in Bonjour Bonquisha as she lives in a trailer park, with her tough shirts, and her vehicle. To be fair, I would wear those shirts, but that isn’t the point. Bonquisha is a shallow character stemming from a harmful stereotype. Hell, even her name is a joke! “Bonquisha” is a name used to describe when a white boy acts a racist stereotype of a black woman. Her character is treated as a joke because she is what many see as a “typical ghetto black woman”. 

 - Nurf and his abuse of Preston. Eggs Benefits was an interesting episode that displayed many parenting methods and a lot about the kids themselves, however one crucial thing is ignored. Nurf and Preston are paired together, and over time, Nurf becomes more and more controlling, going from emotional manipulation to physical abuse of Preston. Other characters see this, but nothing is done about it. It is never acknowledged and the show doesn’t bring it up again. Abuse of any kind should not be made light of. There is no excuse.

 - Cameron Campbell’s involvement in Thailand. This one I’ll keep short, because I am not in a position nor knowledgeable enough to speak in depth about it. Campbell finds himself the Prime Minister of Thailand, implying that he, a white man, was able to take control of a second-world country through illegal, immoral means, and abandons them. His quip about the Thai people not needing running water because the camp was “doing just fine” was tasteless and offensive. 

 Some other things that I want to mention:

 - Cameron Campbell’s gold bricks containing Nazi imagery 

- The depiction of Mexico literally only consisting of a drug cartel

 - The use of Nerf having a boyfriend being a throwaway joke like “haha tough kid doesn’t fall into your stereotypes how funny" 

- Also: It’s not in the show, but jesus fuck people shipping Max//vid or any counsellor/camper ship is fucking pedophilia and can not be ignored, endorsed, or tolerated. I know not all y'all do it, and many condemn it, but still.

 Basically, I think the fans of Camp Camp need to acknowledge these issues and understand why they shouldn’t be ignored or endorsed. I don’t know anything about the show’s creators, but I intend to do research and probably send some strongly worded messages.

Look, I like the show, I do. I was like Nikki as a kid, I think David makes a decent role model for the kids, and honestly would adopt Nerris in a heartbeat, but just because you enjoy something doesn’t mean you can’t, or shouldn’t, be critical of it. If anything, enjoying something gives an obligation to acknowledge and condemn toxic elements to make the media safer, better, and welcoming of everyone.

 (I am speaking as a white, gay jew who has been a victim of abuse. As I am not a black woman, Thai, or Mexican, please feel free to correct my statements on those matters.)

Gvnnin' for my Heart

Lynn Gvnn x reader
​Warnings: language, smut

​A/N: while researching I realized I’ve been pronouncing the band name wrong this entire time, oops! ​​​​

It’s been four years since you’ve heard from her, since her music took off and she moved away in her old, broken down car to find her way to fame.
You missed her, but you wanted her to do well in the world, so you gave your best wishes and let her go, not about to hold her back when you care so much about her.

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As a Lana Del Rey fan, I think more of us should recognize how problematic she is. The cultural appropriation she continuously rolls out as well as the glamorization of Lolita/unhealthy age gap relationships is simply NOT A GOOD LOOK. Oh, and who could forget about her comments about feminism… And remember, living the trailer park life was her choice and at the end of the day, she still had her family’s money to fall back on– even her father held out a hand to help but she refused. This post isn’t to cross out all the trouble she’s had as a woman in the music industry either, just to call out messy career choices.

dust to dust .one.

 bughead fanfiction - unbeta’d - total au - taking a lot of creative liberties with this one. 


“Something wicked this way comes.”
—William Shakespeare

Her mother is pushing things into her closet, hanging her and her sister’s clothes up next to her cousin’s. The pastels are bright to the blacks and grays lined up inside, like some reminder she’ll notice daily, telling her she doesn’t belong here.

“Now, I know this is a big change, but it’s only temporary, Betty.” Alice tells her, standing back as she turns around to grab more clothing that’s sitting next to her on the bottom bunk. The room is small, with only a tall dresser at the corner, an antique looking desk, and a three person bunk she’s now sharing with her sister and cousin. “Why don’t you go outside with your sister and Sabrina?”

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