so thats what they were talking about

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anonymous asked:

whats wrong with discours/ezilla?

theyre an obnoxious 24 year old liberal anticommunist who condescended to me and a bunch of other jewish communists about how communism is inherently antisemitic as one of their reasons about how its Problematic. basically they were posting some weird completely incorrect stuff about leftism and some of my friends messaged them and they said like “marx was antisemitic and all communism is inherently antisemitic” and me and some other jewish leftists were like ok not thats really wrong and also marx was jewish and they were like oh well my ONE jewish friend said otherwise and they posted some screenshots of what their friend said which was also. wrong as well as like tokenizing one jewish person as our entire view and i told them like ok ur not jewish why are u speaking on this when ur a gentile and u also dont really know what ur talking about so instead of stopping they just started condescendingly replying to anything me or other jewish communists had to say with the same screenshots of what their token jew friend thought with tags like “UM U GUYS TOLD ME NOT TO SPEAK ON IT IM JUST DOING WHAT YOU SAID” anyways i dont like goyim who want to talk down to me about how my ideology is antisemitic bc they have no idea of the history of leftism or jewish leftists and just want to make up some Woke Liberal reasons for why socialism sucks

anonymous asked:

ok that was so lame but liek i kinda liked seeing jonas and eva have a lil laugh together i like seeing them at least be friends. ur totally right tho why did chris and william never even talk to eachother like its so dumb. there were so many storry lines that needed to be expanded on and like fully solved. i did like that it ended with jonas giving a speech but thats all the full circle i wanted. ive never understood why directors write all the characters and let them grow and then trash it

like im honestly so bummed. as soon as i saw that it was 15mins long i felt the dread come in. way too much time wasted on pointless dialogue - talking shit about food and eskild rambling took up half the fucking clip!! why was elias drinking? what was the point of yousef going to turkey? how did the bakka boys actually resolve their conflict? what is actually happening with vildes mum? why/how did jonas and eva actually find the time to hook up? where did chris and evas development go? are chris and william actually best friends? what is happening with the russ? why did julie fuck up so many characters just to have a s1 full circle moment that a lot of people won’t even understand anyway? why would she mess up a finale so majorly? why did i invest so much time and effort into this show? lmao im going to go and binge friday night lights the only show that has never let me down

Ok but Matt’s mom gave Stephanie a necklace that says ‘family’ on it and I’m lowkey emotional.

Dan and Phil themed asks
  • Pinof: talk about your best friend
  • the vday video: what's your biggest regret?
  • dan: if you need to vent about a show/movie/artist that you love for like 3 paragraphs since no one in your life cares do it now. or vent about what ur currently stressed out about. or both.
  • phil: what are some of your favorite animals?
  • day in the life: talk about your typical daily schedule
  • I will go down with this ship: talk about your otps
  • draw my life: draw a picture of yourself and post it
  • krave challenge: what's something you're craving right now (either a physical thing or a goal)
  • sexy internet dating: describe yourself as you would on your dating profile
  • my google search history: post the last 5 things in your google search history and be honest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • things i thought were true that are not true: <-name a thing
  • my secret files: open a random screenshot you took and post it
  • a to z of me (send a letter or a few for this): talk about what the letters the person sent are in relation to you
  • 51 things in my room: talk about one of the things you like that's in your room, pictures optional
  • hi my name is [dan]: talk about something you're embarassed by
"You are a good guy, Zach" (Zach Dempsey imagine)

I know this is blog about Riverdale, but I have some Zach Dempsey vibes a few days and I wanted to write an imagine of how I see him as character. I hope you don’t mind. Just enjoy!
P.S. you can send me any ideas. If you want about Riverdale - do it, if you want about 13 reasons why - do it. Just do it haha

WARNINGS: none I think, maybe some fluff and angst? Thats it.

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Some people decides how to act around different people. If they want to show their weak, honest, popular, beautiful or most realistic side of them. Wanting them to show you their realistic side, you have to make them believe, trust and be by their side when they need you the most. It feels like everyone does it, right? Somewhat, yes. Of course, one of them was Zach Dempsey. In school he is guy-who-doesn’t-care or ,how you want me to say, fuck boy.
I met Zach on my first day in Liberty High School. We were in our freshman year. He was already surrounded by group of people who made him laugh. I was standing by my locker, while my body was occupied by anxiety. Two different people in one place. But long story short, I had huge argument with Zach in one of the parties, it made him came at me in school and ask me if I wanted to grab a cup of coffee with him. I gave him a shot and now we are best friends. Best friend who got to see his realistic side, besides his family. The only answer how it happened is - I was by his side, I always supported him and made him feel better about his insecurities. Usually guys don’t know what is joke and what is serious. He may be pain in the ass, but he is caring, gold hearted and friendly. Sometimes he gets angry by stupid things, then he regrets, but doesn’t show. Because he is “the cool guy”, right?
His mom had to work in another side of the country, his sister went to friends house to have “girly weekend” and Zach wanted to have a rest from all parties. On this Friday evening he asked me to come at his place and have some dinner, because it’s been quite long time since we hang out. Somehow it felt like he tried avoid me and I didn’t knew why.
“The way you and your friends called that kid… Wasn’t really nice” I said as I tried to reach plates from the kitchen cupboard. Zach walked next to me and without any problems reached plates and gave it to me.“Thank you” I smiled at him.
“It was just for fun. Plus I didn’t started, Justin was the first one” He shrugged like it was just another casual accident.
“Well that doesn’t let you to be part of this. Just because you’re in Basketball team with popular kids, doesn’t mean you can say shit to other people, Zach!” I raised my voice lightly. I just shook my head and filled our plates with food.
“Are we going to fight, because of this?” Zach asked.
“No.” I putted plates on the table and sat on the chair. “Are you going to stand there or what?” I tried to sound as nicer as I could. He listened to me and did as I said. At first between us was an awkward silence, so to dissipate this vibe I started to talk.
“I know you’re kind guy and what are you doing with your friends… This isn’t you. Because I know you too well. You’re a good guy, Zach”
“But I have friends. They are for me by my side.” Zach tried to defend his, not so nice, friends.
“By calling you a mommies boy, because you care about your family? Excuse me? They are by your side, because…” I stood silent for a few seconds “Nevermind”.
“I guessed that we are going to have a nice dinner after long time, but as I can see, I was wrong, (Y/N)” I heard growing anger in his voice. He finished his meal and walked to the kitchen counter.
“I’m just worried about you. I’m sorry that I act like mom.” I finished my meal too and walked where he was standing. There was that silence again, but I didn’t said anything anymore. I walked in the living room and sat on the couch. My fingers were rushing through every social medias wall. Until I felt body sitting next to me.
“I know I’m doing wrong and I would destroy anyone who would say anything horrible to my sister. But I’m afraid of loosing friends, being rejected, sometimes I’m even afraid to be physically alone.” Zach sighed and I looked up at him. He was playing nervously with his fingers.
“But you’re not alone. You have family who is loving you and believing in you, you have me. All of your group is hiding insecurities behind their words to other people, like all of you want other people to feel the way you feel and I know this feeling. But sometimes you should talk about your insecurities or whats going on inside your head instead of bullying people who did nothing. With your insecurities you can kill human being with words.” I took his hand and tried to comfort him. “You know, the stick has two ends”
“You’re right. Maybe I should stop having my head inside my ass” He giggled.
“You’re not a bad person, Zach. You just should stop being like everyone else.”
He moved slightly next to me and hugged me tightly. After our hug broke, I just putted my head on his chest and listened to his heartbeat.
Zach cleared his throat and started to talk.
“I’m sorry that I avoided you. I just wasn’t feeling myself for a while.”
“Thats okay, everyone have these days.” I looked up at him. We were just staring at each other until I felt my cheeks heating up. I giggled and looked down. I slightly moved away from Zach and nervously started to bit my lip.
“Is everything okay?” I heard his raspy voice.
“Yeah, s-s-sure” I said. There was intense feeling between us, so I started to shake my leg nervously.
“If this is because what happened about a minute ago…”
“No, no, no. I mean, yes.” I started to mumble.
“I love you, (Y/N)” Zach said with shaky voice. It felt like my brain stopped working and in my stomach was flying million butterflies. I just looked at him with shock. “For a long time. It’s now or never, am I right?” He giggled. It felt like he tried to hide his shyness.
“I love you too, Zach” I giggled and looked at him, even if my face burned. But his face had lightly red spots too.
“What? Really?” He was surprised.
“Everyone loves you” I laughed.“So why I wouldn’t love you too? Just in different way.”
Zach suddenly leaned into me and kissed me on my lips. This kiss was soft and careful, but full of feeling. Like he didn’t wanted me to break, like I was a glass and he wanted to keep me.
I placed my hands on his neck, while his hands hold my head. Our kiss broke and he touched his forehead next to mine. I opened my eyes and saw him looking at me. His eyes were shining, his mouth transformed into beautiful smile.
“Thank you, God” He giggled.
This is the Zach I know, the one and only.

I adore every single moment where Ezekiel does literally anything and Jacob gets frustrated about it.

I just get so so annoyed by people who come for the Celaena in the first ToG book. People always accuse her of Mary Sueing and not actually being as lethal as she claims and I am like have you considered the following:

-she has spent a year as a slave in Endovier

-she has had to fight every day of that year to remain sane 

-she was whipped. a lot. she was malnourished and weakened when she left the mines.

-it takes her a while to get back into shape after being a slave. like, duh. did you expect her to be killing ppl left and right as soon as she was free?? idk that would unrealistic and isn’t being unrealistic one the things that mary sues get criticized for?? hmmm? like idk u cant have it both ways. 

-the plot of the first book is not about her being an assassin. like, lol, thats part of her past and that is made explicitly clear. can u ppl even read i mean come on

-the plot it literally set up to give us a main character who has an intricate and painful backstory, i mean, her backstory is not completely clear in ToG1, but we do know that Arobyn is a dickhead and Sam is dead and that there is something else horrible lurking in her past. 

-so why are you all surprised when a 16 year old girl is happy to lounge in bed and read and flirt with the crown prince and go to balls

-she has literally been a slave for a year and before that she was an assassin like 

-so like same. fucking same. think about how u would act in her situation. u would flirt with dorian too. and chaol. and u would love nehemia. we all would. 

-can we stop expecting characters who are teenagers to act like they aren’t teenagers

-can u cut teenage girls irl slack as well

-and im sorry was Celaena’s participation in the competition to be the king’s champion not gory enough for you

-i mean is it not enough that she is supposed to kill like 20 other men

-i just…what else is she supposed to do?? she starts to learn about wyrds marks??? she is doing her part to begin the Hero’s Journey™ like ya gotta start somewhere

-again like the plot of tog1 is that she used to be an assassin as in past tense, as in, her assassinating people happened before the beginning of the book not during the book so stop complaining that she doesnt kill enough ppl?? 

-why is whether or not the main character kills anyone a legitimate complaint

-hint: it isn’t.

-there is literally a book called the assassin’s blade that makes her work as an assassin explicitly clear. and she does kill a lot of people. and at this point in time you can read the AB before Tog1 if youd like.

-please dont use the term mary sue to describe female characters. its pretty sexist tbh because we get tons of male characters in fantasy novels written by men who are idealized without ever proving their worth but i only ever see the term applied to teenage girls. like?? have u ever read the name of the wind. it is a bomb book but if u wanna talk about wish fulfillment and mary suing, Kvothe (yes his name is that pretentious) is ur fucking guy. 

-also an integral part of the mary sue trope is that the character is idealized and perfect and uh, Celaena is not perfect. Her flaws are what make her believable. I mean she has had this horrible past and she comes out of it being fairly selfish and a bit cowardly and vain. and thats just…so realistic? I mean that is how you would react if you woke up in a pool of your parents’ blood, were drowned in a river, raised from the age of 8 to be an assassin by an abusive dick wipe who claimed to love you but really just had a creepy crush on you, conditioned to mistrust everyone, had the one person you actually loved in the world be murdered, and then were sold out by your abusive assassin dad to the king who was responsible for your entire family’s death and ended up in the fucking mines as a slave. 

-I see a lot of people say that Celaena is a mary sue and then criticize her for all her flaws and im like…but the mary sue is an idealized character who has no substance to back up their perfection. Celaena cannot be a mary sue and also have all the flaws you claim she has??? that is just false logic?? in fact, Celaena has all of the substance and flaws and life experience to back up her actions and like, none of the perfection. 

-idk what to tell u other than that u have to allow female characters, especially teenage ones, the space to grow? and idk about you but i dont want to read about characters who have zero flaws? I’d rather read about celaena, queen bitchness herself, because hey you know who else is a bitch and immature a lot of the time? Me!!!! Myself!!! 

-But I’ve grown a lot and so does Celaena and idk about you but I am so here for extreme character growth over the course of 6 books like….that is so great…so many authors have flat character growth or no character growth and SJM avoids that completely by giving us a character who has so many issues and ways she could be improving herself.

-stop shitting on celaena for not being the perfect character u want her to be.

-bye. 

the best !!!!!!! thing about the wonder woman movie is how fucking compassionate she is. its truly inspiring. everything else comes second -the action, the love story, etc. they nailed the most important part. diana cares so much about people and it just makes me emotional like how she left everything she knew behind, her family, her literal paradise, bc people were at war and dying and she needed to help. she didn’t even know she had big powers when she made that decision, she thought she was just another amazon that could easily be shot dead, but she didn’t care, she had to go help. and thats what she does through out this movie. you see it on her face, you see it on the way she behaves, the way she talks, even in the way she fights. there’s no cynicism at ALL. she was just pure and good to her core and I loved the movie portrayed that with no shame. for real yall, theres one scene at the end of a battle where the people go up to her to thank her and she is just talking to them and smiling and shaking hands and at the same time she looks unsure, like she cant believe that is happening, she’s in awe basically. and god, that moment made me smile so much. what a fucking hero.

anonymous asked:

you talked about jungkook's fixation with jimin's booty and jimin's mouth, so i think it's time we talk about his fixation with jimin's chest because i feel like that's a thing too

Oh, it’s definitely a thing, Anon..

Originally posted by yourpinkpill

Originally posted by chimchiminie13

Originally posted by satellite-jeon


..That slow drag of his hand down Jimin’s chest seems… practiced - habitual, even. And the best part is that Jimin seems completely and utterly unfazed by it.

Shameless Imagines 2- You Mean so fucking much to me (Lip Imagine)

Paring: Lip x reader

Request: Could you do an imagine where the gallaghers and Mickey find out you self harm.

Description: You werent like the rest of your Milkovich family, you were weak and you just needed something that made you feel alive again. Everything was fine until they found out and the look on Mickeys face was more than heart crushing.

Warning: Mentions of selfharm, please read with caution. i love you all.

Words:1992

Originally posted by mickeyandmumbles


lip looked at you, tears threatening to spill from his eyes. He didn’t understand how it got this bad, all he wanted to do was fix you, to put every fucking piece that your dad had broken back together.  

You two had been the only ones home in the Gallagher house and decide to have some fun, It had been a while. In the moment you had forgotten about the scars on your upper thigh and Lip was making his way down when he saw them. 

“Whats wrong baby?” you asked, looking at him. His eyes had become glossy and his face had gone pale, you still not realizing what he had seen. He shook his head not saying anything and told you he felt sick before running to the bathroom.

When he got to the bathroom he slid down the walls, so unsure of what he had just saw.He knew how bad things were at home and even with the love and support of Mandy and Mickey it wasn’t even to protect you from Terry and the horrible things he had done.

Lip felt horrible and useless, he couldn’t save you. Lip had protected you from so many things, people at school, creepy guys, Karen, all of it. But lip wasn’t enough to protect you from your own dad, no one was. 

After a few minutes he had returned from the bathroom making some bullshit excuse about food poisoning and how he just wanted to lay in bed with you, honestly you were perfectly okay with that. There was something about being held by Lip that made you feel like everything would be in life.

-

Over the next few days you had noticed that lip had been acting weird, he wanted to go where ever you were, constantly asking you whats on your mind or if you were okay, being more loving and gentile than he normally had been. You had gone home to spend some girl time with your big sister Mandy. You two had been best friends since you were little, Only being 2 years apart you both had so much in common and she was just easy to talk too. You had thought for a while about telling her how bad things had gotten. Even though Terry had once again been put in jail, things hadn’t calmed down for you yet. You had been having nightmares about him returning, about hitting you or hurting Mickey and him making you watch again. You had been so traumatized by one man and it made you feel so weak, and seeing the scars afterwords had made you feel even worse but you couldn’t stop, you needed release. 

You felt kind of numb lately, feeling like you were floating through life, feeling worthless and used. You had wanted to talk to lip about it, but you didn’t want to see the look on his face. When you cried he felt broken. When he had found you on the floor after Terry had left he left broken, whenever you weren’t okay he felt broken. You could see it in his eyes and you didnt want that. You didnt want him to worry, to cry, to feel like he wasn’t doing enough because he was doing more than enough, it was just a phase of pain and once it was over you would be okay again. Little did you know that he was already worrying, already beating himself up for not noticing earlier and he had spent an hour after you left crying.

The next day Lip had called Mickey, Ian and Mandy over to the Gallagher house, he wanted to talk about this and see what they should do. As Ian and you had been best friends since you were kids which led Mandy and Ian to be friends which led Ian and Mickey to become whatever the fuck they were and Mandy and Mickey being your older siblings, those were the people Lip called, the ones who loved you and cared about you,

The 5 of you had become really close, almost like your own little family and lip knew that they needed to help you.

“Whats going on Gallagher” Mickey said taking a seat at the dinning room table next to Ian as Mandy had sat on the other side of the two love birds and Lip had sat on end, making sure he could see the 3 of them.

“Its about y/n” Lip said but then was cut off by Mickey interrupting him.

“I swear to god if you got my sitter pregnant i will fucking kill you with my cold fucking hands” Lip laughed and nodded before explaining that him and you were always safe and you weren’t in fact pregnant which gained a “Better fucking not be” from the carrot boy.

“Me and Y/n were doing some things when I noticed marks on her thighs, both of them. Some were old and some were fresh. I don’t know what Terry has done to her as she hasn’t told me it all but he’s fucking broken her and we need to fix her before she pulls a fucking Monica and I lose the love of my life” Lip said, tears coming back in his eyes.

“You love her?” Mandy asked, a huge smiling coming onto her face.

“What the fuck are you trying to say Gallagher?” Mickey asked, hurting flashing through his voice. Ian grabbed his hand under the table and Mickey laced his fingers with the ginger boys right away.

“I think she’s self harming Mickey, I think living in that house when hes there is toxic for her. He’s ruining her. She isn’t the same. Her smile isn’t as bright and her laugh isn’t as loud. Her eyes don’t shine like they use to” He said., finally allowing tears to fall again.

Who would have though, Lip Gallagher crying, He wasn’t the crying type.He drank when sad emotions came up, but not this time. You were everything to him, his whole fucking world and he couldn’t live without you.

“Ask her to come over, we will talk to her. Tell her we are here.. Maybe she can stay with us for a little. Do everything we can for her” Ian suggested, earning a nod from both the Milkovich siblings.

“Thank you for caring about her, I believe you are the best for her” Mickey said. Mick was hurt that he never realized how much Terry had broken you, he wished he could have done more to protect you from the bastard but there wasn’t much anyone could do when it came to Terry.

You had received a text saying that Fiona had asked Lip to watch Liam and the house was empty and he wanted you to come over. You loved Liam a much as Lip did and when everything happened with Fiona and the drugs and stuff you and Lip had acted like his mom and dad until she had gotten released and you loved it. Since you were a little girl you dreamed about being a parent and being a loving supporting mom, so different than both of your parents. That was your goal in life.

You and lip had talked about it once, saying that he felt the same. He then started talking the big house on the north side that you two would have with your kids and everything you had ever wanted. Thats when you fell so fucking hard for you. He was everything you had ever wanted and nothing could ever change that. 

When you walked in the back door of the Gallagher house you were confused to see Mandy, Lip, Ian and Mickey sitting at the table.

“Whats going on? You said we were babysitting while Monica was working an extra few hours?” You asked as you slipped off your coat and shoes, sitting down on lips lap. His arms went straight to you waist pulling you as close as possible.

“Baby we need to talk to you..” Lip whispered. He didn’t want to cry but you could hear his voice break and it caused you to worry. You stood up eyeing them all. 

“About?” You asked, something was definitely going on and you were scared. Was Terry out? What the fuck was going on?

“We know Y/n” Ian said, looking at you.

“About the cutting babygirl” Lip said turning to you, his eyes extremely glossy and his voice Breaking once again. Who knew one whole fucking sentence could make your whole world crash.

‘Guys please, its not a big deal and I don’t feel the need to talk about this with you. Im fine, its fine now drop it” You said, not letting your voice show the ashamed and sad feelings you felt deep down.

“Sis, we know he was the worst to you, we know you still have the night terrors, we know how broken you feel. Ive tired so many fucking times for him to leave you alone. Watching what he does to you breaks my fucking heart. But me and Lip and Ian, we are gonna protect you. We are gonna save you from him. He hasn’t broken you yet and we wont let him. We love you so fucking much Y/n and you have to stop please” Mickey said, his eyes becoming glossy. The face he made broke your heart.

“Mick.. Please don’t look at me like that. Im fine” You said, trying to make you believe him when you didn’t even believe yourself.

“No you aren’t Y/F/n, you aren’t fine and you need to stop! Do you understand that I cant lose you? How can we get married and have a family if you are dead!? I love you so fucking much and I wont let you do this to yourself anymore. Do you understand? You are worth so much more than that fucking asshole and I refuse to stand and watch you let him win!” Lip said, raising his voice at some point. You started crying, saying sorry over and over and you walked into lips arms, wrapping his arms around your shoulder and one around your head, him placing his hand on the top of you head. He started crying a little too, kissing the top of your head.

Him saying this to you, it made you feel alive again, like when you closed your eyes you saw a future again instead on nothing. You realized that as soon as you and Lip got out you’d be okay. You made a promise to your boyfriend and the family around you that you’d do anything to try and stop and that you loved him.

After everyone had stopped feeling emotional and had calmed down, Mickey had told you that all of them thought it was best to stay at the Gallaghers, still having a room of your own in your house but none of them wanted you to be there when Terry got out. As Ian basically lived at the Milkovich house and Carl was gone to military school and Frank not allowed in the house you had Fiona room to yourself while fiona had Franks room and you couldn’t have to cram into Lips old small bed anymore. You loved the idea of waking up to the love of your life every morning and that lip would be there when you needed him even more than normal.

a month later things were slowly getting better, You hadn’t cut in 3 weeks, the night terrors didn’t come every night like they did at the beginning but when they did lip held you and kissed you and stayed up for a while after you slept to make sure they didn’t happen. You weren’t fixed, it was a slow process but you didn’t feel as broken as you did the night they had told you that they knew. You were so happy they had did what they did, they saved you that night. You couldn’t be more grateful for everything they did for you, they were all family and that would never change.

Day 1: My room turned into a ocean. I swear I found fishes and sharks swarming into my lungs. Or maybe that was the remains of you trying not to escape but desperately needing to
Day 2: You weren’t at school today and I should’ve been happy, I was more sad
Day 3: I thought I was ready to move on, then I saw you with her.
Day 4: We haven’t spoken in days now. My mind thinks its being shoved off a cliff.
Day 5: I wish it would just hit the bottom
Day 6: This will be the first weekend we dont hang out. I know you’ll be seeing her and I know youll be smiling without me. I’m trying hard to learn how to too
Day 7: I asked you for help on a history assignment and you replied with “Ask Amber im busy”. I texted back: “Tell Emma I said hi”
Day 8: You posted a video with her on the only social media site you have. When I saw it I erupted. I spewed lava every where, oh god its every where
Day 9: My mom made me sleep next to her on the couch. She was afraid I would try and do something like I did two years ago when another guy tore up my heart. I actually had thought about it
Day 10: I slept in your sweatshirt one last time so i can feel myself engulfed in you. I know you wanted them back so I had to feel you and smell you one last time.
Day 11: I gave you all of your stuff back and you thought I looked like a warrior but really I went home and tried getting you out of my bloodstream
Day 12: when will my eyes stop flowing?
Day 13: I snuck out with a boy and smoked weed on his couch. He talked about love and how much it hurt. I only pictured you.
Day 14: I woke up next to that same boy and I woke up screaming. The boy was worried and confused but I knew why I screamed. I imagined you laying with another girl on your couch. I ran out of his house so fast you’d think Id be better at running from you.
Day 15: Its spring break and im with my best friend and your with her and i swear i can feel you tracing her spine the way you used to trace mine
Day 16: I ignored your birthday and it felt worse than the puking i did that night
Day 17: Im treading icy water while you’re swimming away from me, I guess I just hope you’ll loop around and find your way back to the shattered, but still there, us
Day 18: I don’t remember the sound of your voice I don’t remember the color of your eyes I don’t remember your the taste of your lips
Day19: No amount of screaming gets your name out of my head
Day 20: I got on a plane today and when we took off I swear i almost walked to the door and started flying
Day 21: They say it takes 21 days fo break a habit but I think I just manage to fall more in love with a greedy monster
Day 22: I saw you today and wished you a happy late birthday and promised we’d watch the third Hobbit together. I’m beginning to hate myself more
Day 23: Its the end of the month maybe next month won’t be filled with thoughts of you and killing myself. i think im beginning to be over you
Day 24: april fools
Day 25: i think i understand now. when you first told me you loved me your mouth curled up on the edges, two days before you left when i gave my bare self to you your mouth was a straight line when saying i love you
Day 26: if you’re trying to kill me its working
Day 27: i woke up this morning to my blankets and pillows piled in a corner in my room. its something s ghost would do to make his presence known. im haunting myself. or maybe its the ghost of us tsking over my body
Day 28: its almost been a month since you told me it was never me. i almost texted you happy easter but i saw those text messages and just got angry
Day 29: I hate that you act like you didnt break my heart. i hate that you think im fine that im not writing a shit poem sbout your shit personality
Day 30: thirty days since you’ve wanted me. thirty days since i told you i love you. thirty days since you’ve slipped from my fingers. i tried catching you. you’ve been gone far too long. thirty days is too long
Day 31: i had a nightmare last night about you. you told me you loved me and kissed my forehead. i woke up breathing heavily and shaking. i want you out of my life
Day 32: running on no sleep isn’t fun
Day 33: ive been awake for over 50 hours in fear that ill see you in my dreams again. i cant risk that. it hurts so much. get out of my head
Day 34: my mother told me that love will do this. that its cruel and torturous and breaks you into such little pieces not even yourself can pick up all the pieces. you know where they all are, please come back and pick them up
Day 35: i talked to another guy last night we stayed up late and he asked me questions about you. we were sober so it wasn’t easy spitting up vowels and similies and euphemisms explaining the empty feeling in my chest after you left
Day 36: fuck if i stopped seeing you everyday i swear id be over you.
Day 37: my knee didnt touch your leg like it used it i promise i didnt do that fuck
Day 38: you told me that the wrinkles on my leg bothered you when i sat down. thats not what you said when we were trying not to get caught in the back of your car
Day 39: you told me you’d take me to prom and in two days itll just be another day you promised to spend with me. its funny how our plans turned to dust in a matter of seconds after cleaning
Day 40: the thunderstorm of us was inside of you and maybe that why it felt so close. i keep counting the seconds between the boom and light hoping you arent moving away buy i fear that you are already letting others feel your storm. the plants you grew are dying. maybe you should come back to water them
Day 41: ten days since its been a month since you left. i cried at prom because all i could look for in the crowd was you.
Day 42: i got so drunk all i could see was your face. the guy i fucked kept telling me his name wasn’t yours. i just screamed and cried because you’re all i still think about despite your efforts to continue to push me away
Day 43: i should be getting high today but if i do ill just write more and think more about a guy who will never care
Day 44: i think im trying to gain feelings for someone else because it’ll make moving on from you easier. im afraid to write that it hasnt
Day 45: you traces my leg like you used to. it was like dandelion tea. it made my insides fill with happiness. you’re my yellow paint.
Day 46: Van Gogh used to eat yellow paint because he thought it would put happiness inside him. He would consume it everyday in the hopes that it would bring his sadness to rest despite the fact that it could kill him first. i gues you were my yellow paint emphasis on the were. see im not going to write about you anymore, because when i write you down im under the impression that you’ll stay with the words but you don’t. this is the last sentence I’ll ever write about you

AT Elements Review

Spoilers ahead (duh)

Every elemental kingdom is flawed. Candy people are too happy, fire people are too angry, ice people are too sad and slime people are too… mean?


LSP made everyone go back to who they truly are. She (much possibly) awoke The Lich inside Sweet P:


AND made Jake half-turn into a shapeshifter, like one of his dads:

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my least favorite personal experience with geek mansplaining is when i was a con in a full sabine cosplay, and some guy was like “so is this like a custom mando or something?” and i was like “actually no, im sabine wren from rebels” and he just stared at me and i was like “you know, the cartoon” and he was like “oh, so youre bo-katan”

“…no, im sabine”

“sabine is her sister, you mean bo-katan”

“no youre thinking of satine, im sabine, a different character from rebels”

“no no im pretty sure i know what im talking about i was watching star wars before you were probably alive”

this went on for like 5 minutes until finally someone was like “hey can you come here for a picture” and i got out of that conversation

BTS| Meeting their s/o’s touchy and gay foreign friend

Requested by Anon. 

Tysm for the request and I hope you like it.

-mi

Scenario: It’s been 3 years since you saw best friend, as he is involved in many enviroment projects and travels around the world. You were more than happy when you got a message saying that he’s in town again. Luckily you and your boyfriend where shopping, so you could meet your friend immediately…

Jin

When you spotted your bf in the crowd, you let go of  Jin and run up to him, while Jin followed you. You hugged y/f/n tight and welcomed him in your mother tongue. While he answered he let his hands slide further down, but you didn’t cared because you knew that it was his personality. When you finally let go of him you turned around to introduce him to Jin you saw your boyfriend. His face spoke volumes and he had a baffled look on his face. 

“Jin, thats y/f/n.” 

“…”

“You know, my best friend since my childhood I told you about.”

“Ohhh, yeah, that friend, sorry I’m Jin, y/n’s boyfriend.”

Originally posted by eyomo


Suga

 When someone suddenly pulled you away from him, Suga would be confused. This feeling would raise when he saw another man tightly hugging you while talking to you in a language he couldn’t understand. But he wouldn’t do more than raise his brow because he knew you would enlighten the situation.

(He wouldnt give you the satisfaction of showing an hint of jalousy)

“Yoongi, this is y/f/n.”

“Hello.”


Originally posted by jeonbase


Namjoon

He wanted to show you the new bookstore read he about in the internet when suddenly someone screamed and you let go of his hand. When he turned around he saw you cuddling another, good looking boy. When the boy put his hands on each side of your face he coughed slightly and you turned your attention towards him.

“So…who’s that?”

“Joonie, thats y/f/n. I told you about him, didn’t I ?”

Oh…..*awkward silence”

Originally posted by nnochu



Hoseok

Hobi was about to buy ice cream for both of you, when he turned around, your strawberry-mint ice in his right hand when he saw a boy kissing you on the lips. The ice cream met he floor and his jaw dropped. When he saw that you didn’t cared about that the slightest bit, his view of life would be shattered. Why would someone kiss his jagi ? The fact that he didn’t understood what you were talking about, made things even more worse. When you eventually turned your face to his, a expression of pure shook would hit you.

“Hoseok, are you okay ?”

“I-I, y-y-yo, h-h-i-…”

“That’s y/f/n, do you remember when we skyped with him?”

*fainting hobi*

Originally posted by cleolux



Jimin

Jimin and you were cloth shopping. When he jumped out ot his cabine to make you laugh he couldn’t see you anywhere. He immediately was worried but this feeling got replaced by fright. You, the most important person in his life stood there, hugging a handsome guy while he stood there in the idiotic outfit he tried on to see you giggling. When he sipped back to the cabins to change, a hand grabed his arm.

“Chim Chim?” 

“Forget it“

“Jimin? Whats wrong? Didn’t you always told me that you want to meet y/f/n ?”

“What?”

Originally posted by fullfangirling27


Taehyung

You were walking in the park, tired from the whole shpping. When suddenly someone grabbed your hand and tried to pull you away from Tae, he wouldn’t let go of you. He would  drag you on his chest while putting his arms around you. When you fought against his strong hug he would let go of you, a confused look on his face. His face would turn blank after you hugged the boy tight while talking to him in your first language. But when your bf tried to let his hands slide down he would get protective.

“Ya, what do you think you’re doing ?”

“Tae..”

“You think you can come and touch my beautiful Jagi?”

“Tae..”

“There’s a reason whe she’s my jagi.”

“Taehyung”

“What?” 

“Thats y/f/n ! “

“ooh…..” 

Originally posted by sugataecups



Jungkook

He wanted to by a new game when you suddenly disappeared. But he didn’t missed you long since he spotted you hugging another boy. Suddenly the boy kissed your lips for a short moment and Jungkook turned into Jungshook. When you turned and waved you to come over, he would freeze in his position until you sighed and tugged your friend while walking over to him.

“Jungkook?”

“…” 

“This is y/f/n. I tld you about him. Do you remember ?”

“…”


Originally posted by baekon-stripss

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these are kind of old and kind of blurred but. 

  • two NHLers: *visibly arguing with one another*
  • one of them, post game, obviously joking: Yeah we were just talking about our summers!!
  • fans and media: hahah that's so funny!! and clearly a lie!! but that's the humor of it!!
  • PK Subban and Sidney Crosby: *visibly arguing with one another*
  • Pk Subban, post game, obviously joking: He said my breath smelled!
  • fans and media: WHAT A DIRTY FUCKING LIAR

anonymous asked:

I am waiting for jhope boyfriend ver. ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

I AM LIKE SO SORY FOR THE STUPIDLY LATE REPLY. FOR EVERY OTHER OF OUR FOLLOWERS I AM SOOOO SORRRYYYY IF WE REPLY LATE!!!! WE HAVE BEEN BOMBARDED WITH SOO MUCH WORK AND I KEEP GETTING DISTRACTED BY BTS SO I HAD TO DELETE ALL MY APPPSSS!!!

AnnnyywWWAAAAYYYSSSS

J HOOOOPPPEEEEEEE BOYFRiEND VERSION!!!(I am literally going to be smiling the whole time l write this) 

Originally posted by itsrapmonster

- The very first time he met you, he had to look back at you twice cos he had to confirm what THE FUCK HE JUST SAW AND APPRECIATE THAT BEAUTIFUL ASS (lawl)

- He had approached you and immeditely asked what your name was. 

-’Well damn….a beauTIFUL NAME FOR A BEAUTIFUL ASS’ *cough cough* ‘I mean faceu’

- You two clicked sooooOOOOO DAMN QUICKLY. And he soon wanted you two to be in a relationship. 

IN THE ACTUAL RELATIONSHIP

- He would be clingy and would take you to every rehearsal so you can be his little motivator

-at the end of every rehearsal he would come up to you pick you up and swirl you around the room. Which would then end with him pinning you against the wall and passionately kissing you

Originally posted by mn-yg

- You would always have a rare Suga popping into your room every now and agaiN saYing how you need to look after His beLOVed wife

‘But suga, you were not together’

‘I will cut you Y/N’

‘wITH WHAT BITCH’

‘WITH YOUR BOYFRIENDS FUCKING JAWLINE THATS WHAT’

And then you two would be talking about the perfection that is j hopes jawline

- You would PROBABLY ALWAYS HAVE TO ATTEND HIS AND SUGA PHOTO SESSIONS BECAUSE SUGA IS LIKE HIS SECOND FRIGGING GIRLFRIEND

Originally posted by pastelyoonseok

- The sex is ammmAAAZZZZIINNNNGGGG. 

-For some strange reason, J hope does NOT FUCK AROUND

- HE SPENDS FUCKING AGES ON YOUR BODY. KISSING EVERY INCH OF YOU. HE WOULD PROBABLY BE GUILTY FOR OVER STIMULATING YOU. NGL THIS FLUFF WOULD DOTE ON YOU SOO MUCH!

- The only he would tease you is waiting at home in a firefighters cosutme or whatever uniform you like best and stripping every bit of his clothing, bt bY BIT AND CHUCking his clothing onto you

- All you would smell is that BEAUTIFUL VANILLA SCENT

Originally posted by keepingupwithbts

- Any time you are upset or sad, he would go out and spend about £400 on gifts, foods and DVDs just to make you feel better

-WhenEVER sOmething Bad happens to you, JHope automatically starts crying, because hE can NEver see his baby crying

-He would probably break down in the toilets and go to jimin for advce on what to do. He TRiEs his hardest to cheer you up

Originally posted by pastelyoonseok

- he would always be this jumping JOY OF HAPPINESS AND THATS WHY YOU LOVE HIM SOOOO FREAKING MUCH

- and hE GIVES THE BEST FUCKING HUGS EVER. YOU WOULDN’T EXPECT IT, BUT EVERYTIME HE HUGS YOU HE SLIDES HIS HAND DOWN YOUR BACK AND ONTO YOUR BUTT AND THAT EXTREMLY TURNS YOU ON AND THEN HE STEPS AWAY COS HE KNOWS WHAT HE HAS DONE AND THEN JUST WALKS AWAY SMILING AND JUST LEAVES YOU THERE WITH YOUR MOUTH WIDE FUCKING OPEN THAT THE REST OF BTS HAVE MOVED INTO YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

- Everytime you are with BTS, jungkook always makes fun out of you for choosing JhOPe, 

‘Well darling at least he can look at a girl’

Jungkook:…

Jimin:…

Namjoon:…

Min Yoongi:…

Taehyung:…

Jin:…

Jhope: And that is why she is my mother fucking girlfriend. 

- PRAISE HIS MOTHERFUCKING FOREHEAD AND NATURAL FACEGLOW MAN. THAT SHIT SHINES BRIGHT LIKE A MOTHERFFFUCKING DIOMAAANNDD!!

- Lastly, he always talks about having kids. Its the one thING HE LOVES TO TALK ABOUT. He wants 2 of both genders, but youre like ‘no way babe’ and he says yes babe, then we can make a whole new bts gang and then Jimin will have more people who bully him :)

Overall, jhope is just this bUNDLE OF MOTHERFUCKING JOY. But he knows when to tone it down, and what to do to make you happier and what to do when you are Sd!!!! He goes to either Jimin or Min Yoongi for advice and thinks that you will become good friends with the gang straight away :)  Sexy time with this beast is when he transitions from this fulffy bunny to some FIFTYSHADES OF FUCKINGHOSEOK AND YOU DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO COS HE JUST TAKES CONTROL AND LEAVES YOU BREATHLESS AND YOURE JUST DONE WITH LIFE

Originally posted by sugabeats


ANYWAYS i am donneeee, hope you enjoyed, sorry it is a bit rushed. I am trying to do as many answers as I can tonight :) x

~~ Love Admin M x