so that's what that face is called

some of my (personal) favorite moments from dead poets society

this has been done to death but i wanted to do it regardless because i love the writing in this movie more than life itself

  • the entire exchange with spaz and his dad and hager just shuts the door in their face
  • looks like a STIFF
  • O O P S
  • travesty. horror. decadence. excrement.
  • whats his specialty, bootlicking?
  • knox immediately calling todd “pal” thats so gd sweet
  • “Spaz blows his nose a little too close to Meeks for his liking.” - an actual line from the script that made me giggle
  • i would go to the beach and people would kick copies of byron in my face
  • because we are food for worms lads. because, believe it or not, each and every one of us in this room is one day going to stop breathing, turn cold, and die
  • but if you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you (this one gives me chills every time its s o good)
  • todds ‘seize the day’ on his notebook, its so subtle and yet does a lot for his character
  • meeks and pitts working together on the radio like fucking nerds
  • “that guy could eat a football”
  • neil in glasses,,, 
  • charlie eating the paper
  • keatings whole speech “what we stay alive for” (which i memorized and get teary eyed every time i hear it)
  • keating LITERALLY looking at todd and asking him SPECIFICALLY “what will your verse be”
  • only responding to captain
  • neil instantly taking an interest in the dead poets society he is so desperate to live and to be free it hurts
  • ill try anything once
  • EXCEPT SEX
  • knox desperately chasing charlie and asking why the women swoon
  • neil respecting todds boundaries about talking and just wanting him to be there
  • the squeak of the recorder in shock kills me istg
  • pitts NAILING himself in the old dome cuz he too got damn tall
  • who gave us half a roll?
  • im eating the other half. want me to put it back?
  • they boys running around chanting and being happy and fun teenagers like they deserve to be
  • keating calling knox a twerp
  • neil hearing the meaning of communication is supposedly to woo women and his gay ass not understanding that concept at all
  • RADIO FREE AMERICA
  • basically the whole exchange between neil and todd around the play itd be too long to type out but yall know wtf im talking about that scene is too great
  • IM BEING CHASED BY WALT WHITMAN!!
  • to indeed be a god
  • neil being so excited he just yelps words dont do express how excited he is hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
  • yawp
  • truth is like a blanket that always leaves your feet cold
  • neils FUCKING face his GAY FUCKING FACE AFTERWARDS
  • your parents collect pipes?
  • the god of the cave
  • laughing, crying, tumbling, mumbling, gotta do more. gotta be more
  • so what IS the point?
  • exercising the right not to walk
  • if i were to ever going to buy a deskset- twice- i would probably buy this one both times
  • this desk set wants to fly
  • the worlds first unmanned flying desk set
  • NUWANDA
  • to mutt
  • to mighty mutt
  • are we all just playing around out here, or do we mean what we say?
  • its god! he says we should have girls at welton!
  • damn it, neil
  • choking on the bone
  • meeks, pitts, and cameron admiring themselves in the mirror
  • i was good
  • i was really good
  • o captain my captain
  • ive only watched past the play scene once my first time watching the movie because it makes me too upset
When you not prepared to get pussy...

Me: Masturbates multiple times in 1 day out of boredom😒  

(Later on that day, Took a Shower, now chilling with homies)

Originally posted by harlena-quinner

Me: (Gets a Call from GF)

GF: Want to come over so we can have sexy time? 😏😊

Originally posted by lokatiemidze

Me: Nah babe, I’m good, we can just chill another time. 

GF: What bitch you been fucking?! I’m about to come over & smell your dick! Is my pussy not good enough?! 🔪🚬👿 

Originally posted by blog-of-hide

Me: oh my god… 

GF: THATS WHAT THAT OTHER BITCH HAD U SAYING, ILL FUCKING KILL YOU BOTH! IM OMW!!😡 

Originally posted by ionlywannaseeyousmile

Me: Bruuuuh just chill it ain’t like that, 😕 

GF: I’m outside, open the door! 

Originally posted by animamlp

Me: (sends homie outside to tell her calm down)

Homie: 

Originally posted by butlercat

Gf: 

Originally posted by gamergoodgirl

Homie: I tried man, you have to face her now…

Originally posted by xxshadowxxpro

Me: (Opens the door)

Originally posted by indomitablefocus

Me : Oh My Fuck….

Originally posted by rapidrouge

All because i kept my hands to myself…

GF: I just wanna talk babe

Originally posted by theyandereblog

Me: Nah I’m good (runs back in the house)

Originally posted by kazucrash

GF: (Busts the door down)

Originally posted by bisky

GF: Give me my dick right now

Originally posted by uuvine

Me: (Dick gets hard but is still sore from earlier)

My Dick: We were not prepared for this!, but we have no choice…

Originally posted by luna-ly

Me: Lets get it!

4

anonymous asked:

top six iconic jason todd moments

this is…… the hardest question ever……….. lets see……

1. this whole scene……… just iconic……….. tires: stolen…… batman: got hit by a tire iron and called a boob…… jason: did that……….. legends only…….

2. this one is almost as iconic as the first one….. oh, my goodness gracious! ive been bamboozled!…… iconic

3. when two face kidnapped him and he was just so unimpressed

4. when he caught damian like this… hips dont lie

5. hes beauty, hes grace,

6. say what u wanna say about n52 and jasons characterization but this sequence…… iconic

bonus: me 2 dude me 2

ask me my top six anything!

the signs as things my dad has said (part 4)
  • aries: *reads my sister's math homework as "four boobs" instead of "four boards" on purpose, laughs for ten minutes*
  • taurus: *whenever mildly inconvenienced* you know what? fuck it. that's what i always say
  • gemini: [every time bb8 came on screen during The Force Awakens] i love that little snowman guy
  • cancer: *calls his friends his "friendsies"*
  • leo: [whenever our dogs misbehave] *monotonously* stop it please....
  • virgo: [constantly, sometimes for no reason] okay so what's happening right now
  • libra: *calls our dogs his "big good friends"*
  • scorpio: [looking up from his phone 2 minutes after i sneezed] uh...bless you
  • sagittarius: [immediately after i woke up at 6am] wow u look awful...you're like the face of tiredness
  • capricorn: [every time he hangs up after calling a store to ask for their hours] ok bye i'll see u later!!!
  • aquarius: [after i said a rock on star trek looked like a dick] what the fuck would you know
  • pisces: [on the phone with his work friend in the bathroom] me? i'm just peeing

anonymous asked:

Hi I was wondering if you could do a bts reaction where you their s/o refuse sexy time😏 because you were jealous of how they were being so nice with a girl who was clearly flirting with them during their date. I hope it's not to confusing thanx xx

Here you go darlin:)


Heres a little something to set the mood:

It was the first time the two of you had a chance to go on an actual date in a while. Between his schedule and yours you were either to tired or too busy. While neither of you minded staying home in fuzzy socks and large t-shirts, you both had to admit you two owed it to yourself to get dressed up, make a reservation and enjoy a nice meal together. 

When the night came the two of you were so excited that you could hardly keep your hands off of one another, you almost didnt make it in time. He’d offer his arm to you, pull your chair out, kiss your temple; really everything that you’d see happening in those romance movies the two of you liked to laugh at. 

Dinner was almost over, your plates sat finished in front of you while the two of you laughed with fingers intertwined on top of the table. It was pure fun. Pure happiness and pure love. That was until a long legged woman walked past the table, her head snapping back to the two of you as she took a double take of your boyfriend. He noticed this and immediately removed his hand from yours as he looked up. 

“Wow you look familiar.” shed say in a flirty voice, obviously she knew who he was but playing dumb seemed to be a tactic she thought would work. You expected him to just nod and look back to you, but as a slight blush met his cheeks and he smiled widely you felt a ping in your heart and immediately you crossed your arms, staring angrily at her. 

She talked for only a few seconds before you looked up at her, stood up, looked at him and said. ‘Im going to the car.’

He wouldn’t be far behind you, obviously there would be a few minutes to spare since he still had to pay. At least he followed me you thought. The car ride back to your shared apartment would be quiet. He’d try to hold your hand, to place his hand on your knee, really anything to touch you. He’d try to break the silence but there was no point. He should only be looking at you that way. 

You got back to you home and immediately took your shoes off, not caring what he was talking about now. You stood in front of your closet and stripped your dress but before you could slip your favorite oversized shirt on you’d feel him wrap his arms around your waist and his lips pressing firmly against your neck. What he was getting at wasn’t an apology, that was made obvious when he pulled you into his front and making sure you could feel every inch of his member….

Jin:

‘Stop touching me.’ You’d say walking out of his arms and pulling the shirt the rest of the way over your head. ‘Jagi..’ he’d say. He’d know exactly why you were mad, but he didn’t realize how mad you were until you walked away from him. You were never able to resist his neck kisses. He’d chase you around the apartment apologizing for what he did. ‘Jagi I was just caught by surprise, you know i would never, ever do anything to make you feel less than what you’re worth.’ ‘Well, you did Jin.’ You’d say now looking straight to the tv you had flicked on. ‘y/n Im sorry, I thought I was just being polite.’ You scoffed and finally looked at him. ‘Stop talking, you’re making things worse.’ He’d freeze and stand there looking at you with hurt eyes for a few minutes before taking half a step towards you before realizing that probably wasn’t a good idea. He’d leave, not wanting to make you any madder than you were. He’d search for an open shop, ignoring everyone who called his name until he found was he was looking for. With your favorite flowers and an array of things that he knew always made you feel better he’d nervously run his hands over his jeans before opening the door. His heart would drop when he saw you, knees tucked to your chest and tears running down your cheek as you stared absentmindedly at the tv. ‘Jagi?’ He’d say catching your attention. You wouldn’t smile, but relief would be visible in your eyes as you stood quickly. You thought he had left to find the girl, that she had given him her number and he was then with her. His gifts would mean nothing more than he was thinking about you and came right back to you. ‘I love you so much y/n’

Yoongi:

He would have caught up to you as you walked quickly down the hallway and so he could take a girl grip on your hand before you made it to the living room. . You’d stumble slightly into his chest at the sudden force of him stopping. He’d hold you tight as he crashed his lips to yours, trying everything to try and save this near perfect night but the moment you pushed his chest away from you all grip would be forgotten and anger would start to boil. ‘Why are you being like this?’ He’d groan annoyed. ‘Seriously?’ You’d asked, actually surprised he didnt realize what was going on. ‘I don’t know Yoongi, how about the fact that the moment someone steps in front of me your all smile and googly eyes!’ You’d sat puling yourself away from him once more as he reached out. He wouldn’t take this very well, you knew that being faithful was the one thing he believed in and what you were suggesting wouldn’t sit well with him. You’d fight, well it would be more you pointing out what he did and him agreeing with you but very loudly. He’d try again to pull you close and when he realized you weren’t going to fight him this time he’d kiss you softly while mumbling soft ‘I’m sorry’s’ and ‘I love you so much’s’

Namjoon:

You’d know he knew exactly what it was he was doing when he started to let his eyes droop just enough to turn his gaze from sweet to sexy. You huffed and pushed him away from you, now that look being the only thing you could see. ‘Baby, whats wrong’ He’d say trying one more time to wrap his arms around your waist. ‘Leave me alone Namjoon.’ You’d say sternly before walking out of your room. He’d shake his head and wait a long second before walking after you. ‘Talk to me.’ he’d say, all of the mushy love that had toned his voice before gone. ‘Why. Obviously your still looking for the next best thing.’ you’d say crossing your arms. His shoulders would drop and he’d fully understand everything. ‘Jai please. You’re the best thing thats ever going to happen to me. Please just forgive me.’ He’d say, his face soft and his hands now outstretched, waiting for you to give in so he could hold you close to your chest. 

Hoseok:

When you pulled out of his grasp he’d look at you with worried and confused eyes. He wouldn’t understand why’d you scoff at him when he tried kissing you. ‘Jagi what happened?’ He’d asked following you to your shared bed. ‘I just don’t want to be touched, Hoseok.’ You’d say getting yourself into bed and laying so your back faced him. Now he would be very worried. You never called him by his full name ‘Jagi?’ He’d say now wringing his hands nervously. When you didnt respond he’d take a hesitant step towards you before fully deciding he wouldn’t be able to sleep if you were acting like this. He’d beg you to talk to him and when you finally sat up and laid one into him he’d look down to his hands and say quietly ‘Jagi I was just trying to be nice.’ Youd know he was telling the truth but still it would be hard for you to get over. ‘It still happened Hobi.’ you’d whisper, now feeling small and a little stupid for being so jealous. ‘I love you more than anything. Please y/n.’ To this you’d just sigh, biting your lip and avoiding eye contact before kneeling up and holding your arms out to which he’d quickly take place in. ‘I love you so much, please don’t be mad at me, I hate myself when your mad.’ He’d say as the two of you laid back and  held each other close. 

Jimin:

He’d know exactly what was wrong when you pulled away from him and pulled the shirt over your head in a frustrated way. He’d shake his head and smirk, laughing once to himself before following you out into the kitchen. He’d watch you grab a glass and start to fill it. ‘Are you seriously jealous?’ He’d say still smirking, thinking how cute it was. It wasn’t until your glass was full and you turned to him and he could see that you were so mad that tears were starting to well. His face would immediately fall, seeing just how much he had actually hurt you started to brake him inside. ‘Jai no.’ He’d say stepping forward, but you had moved around him just as the tips of his fingers grazed your shoulders. ‘Y/n come here, please.’ He’d say following you. When you stopped to turn around so he could see the single tear that had escaped he’d quickly grab onto you so you couldn’t sneak away this time. ‘I have never ever thought of anyone but you. I can’t. I love you so much.’ He’d say kissing your head and flexing his arms around you so you could feel how he held onto you with everything that he has. ‘Ill never do that to you again, I’m so sorry baby.’ He’d whisper as his thumbs caught the next tear that fell. 

Taehyung:

a/n: im winking at one of you

He’d catch your hand and spin you around to face him, his loud loving smile gone. ‘Why are you acting weird.’ He’d say looking so far into your eyes you’d think he’d be able to read your mind. ‘use your brain. I’m tired of always having to explain myself.’ You’d say pulling away from him and walking away. He’d catch you one more time, this time his hands moving to hook behind your neck, his thumbs pressed softly to your cheeks. ‘You can’t just walk away from me. I thought we had a good night?’ ‘We were having an amazing night, Tae! But then you let it get stirred up but some bimbo on stilts.’ You said turning you head so you could avoid his deep gaze that was making you feel silly. ‘Are you serious?’ He’d say, not a hint of humor in his voice. 'Why don’t you ever look at me like that.’ You’d choke. His heart would drop and he’d feel sick. ‘Look at you like what?’ He’d say trying not to think about what he knew you were saying. ‘Like I was the most interesting, beautiful thing in the room.’ You’d say tearing over now. ‘You are the most interesting and beautiful person I’ve ever met. I promise you that wasn’t what was going through my head.’ ‘then what was.’ you tested, still trying to slightly pull your way out of his grip. ‘I was thinking about all the jokes you and I would be making when she walked away.’ he’d say smiling sadly. You knew he was telling the truth, people watching was one of your favorite things to go together. When you sighed he’d pull you closer and kissed your forhead, wanting nothing more than to just hold you. When you wrapped your arms around his middle he’d smile and pull you tighter. ‘Im sorry if you thought I wasn’t being true to you Jagi, I love you so much.’

Jungkook:

‘Don’t touch me Jungkook.’ You said sternly pulling his arms off of your body. When you walked away from him he’d just stare after you, completely dumbfounded. It would be the bathroom door slamming that made him realize something definitely wasn’t right. He’d knock on the door a few times, first softly with a light ‘jag?’ to turn loud and needy as he really started to worry. ‘Come out right now, what is wrong with you!’ He’d yell, his voice so loud that he almost missed the soft sob that came from deep in your chest. ‘Jagi I swear open this door, what is wrong!’ He’d say, panic setting in as he started to imagine the worst things possible. He’d be surprised when you flung the door open. He’d stare at your reddened eyes and the black mascara that you had obviously were trying to remove from your face. You were tearing in that moment, every feature on your face had turned from sad to furious. His eyes would start to sting at the sight of you, going full glossy when you yanked away when he tried to place a soft hand on your forearm. ‘Leave me alone.’ You’d say starting to turn, but this time he caught your arm and made you turn. ‘Not until you tell me what the hell is wrong with you.’ he’d growl. You yanked away from him and held your ground despite the tears that still slowly trailed down your cheeks. ‘One night. All I wanted one night out where you weren’t Jungkook from bts. Not only did you give someone your complete attention and fully ignore me, you couldn’t keep your eyes off of her. Don’t lie to me, you were kissing my neck because she turned you on.’ you bit at him. He blinked twice shocked by what you had said. Hi face quickly fell after the initial shock though as he pulled you closer. ‘I was kissing your neck because I thought we had the best night of our lives together. I didnt want it to end.’ He said wrapping his arms tightly around your neck and burring is face in the crook of his elbow. ‘It was a perfect night Kook.’ You’d say, your arms still by your side. ‘Im so sorry. I don’t know what to do to make it better.’ He said sniffling slightly. ‘I just want to go to bed.’ You said with one long blink. ‘Can I hold you? Please.’ He’d say stifling one more time. All you did was nod and turn around, but that nod meant everything to him as he quickly stripped his dress shirt and tie, not caring if he was still in his dress pants. He’d climb into bed and pull you close as quickly as he could just incase you changed your mind. 

A lame joke
  • *Sam, Dean, and Castiel walk into a bar*
  • Bartender: *looking at the trio* I'm sorry, but we don't allow animals in here.
  • Dean: *looking to Cas* Excuse me? My friend here is a freaking angel. He's done more for this world than you ever could, and if anyone has the right to be called a "person," it's him. So why don't you say that to his face!
  • Bartender: What? An angel? No! I was talking about the gigantic moose that followed you guys in!
  • Dean: Hey! That's my brother you're-
  • Moose: *makes moose noise*
  • Dean: ...
  • Dean: *realizes that they've been walking around with a literal moose all day, mistaking it for Sam*
  • Dean: Son of a Bitch, that's the third time this week
Supersons issue #9

ok ok its so cute?!?!?
JON SAYING HECK YEAH <3

NO MORE CAPE!!!

Who made my son angry? (but he still so cute tho)

JON CALLING HIM YOGURTTTTTT ;w;

DAMIAN CALLING CLARK SUPERDAD <3 <3 <3 (bonus: jon stuffing his cheeks)

jon look so magical this add 10+ strength to me

Damian is a badass (no surprise there ;D)

and also damian introduces jon so small (thats rude dami!)

and CLARK HEATING HIS GODDAMN COFFEE WITH HEAT VISION

didnt know i needed this, but you know what im thinking?

and finally, jon & damian hiding behind clark’s back is SO GODDAMN CUTEEEE

LOOK AT DAMI POUTY FACE (such spoiled kid :P) (do the dishes damian)

okay but yall can we break this down like first amy just completely shuts down in shock and jake delivers a classic sex tape joke but its THE MOST SENTIMENTAL TONE OF VOICE IVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE HOW DO U JOKE THAT REVERENTLY and amy just does it back so casually i love how THEM this is like its not all mushy which makes it MUSHIER bc its TAILORED TO THEM but my FAVORITE PART IS WHEN AMY THREATENS TO DUMP HIM AND HE!! SMILES!! HE LOOKS SO HAPPY MY MAN SM LOVE IN HIS EYES!! BC AMY WANTS IT TO BE REAL.SHE WANTS THIS SM YALL also he calls her ames do i even have to say but then when he reassures her and amy goes SO SOFT LIKE GIRL THIS HAPPENING NOW SHES STARTING TO CRY ITS REAL ITS REAL ITS NOT JUST IN HER HEAD ANYMORE ames again ITS SO AUTHENTIC MAN BUT LETS BE REAL HE WROTE THIS DOWN SO MANY TIMES TO TRY AND GET IT RIGHT BUT ALL LOGIC FLEW OUT THE WINDOW WHEN HIS GORGEOUS ALMOST FIANCE WAS LOOKING DOWN AT HIM and HER LAUGH WHEN SHE LOOKS AT HIM GIRL U IN LOVE he literally knows she doesn’t like die hard and HE DOESNT CARE IM? ALSO CALLING HER THE BEST DETECTIVE IS SUCH A?? MOVE LIKE THATS?? THE PINACLE OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP ARE U KIDDING ME they love each others butts and its gross THEYRE JOKING SO CASUALLY THIS IS PURE TRUE LOVE AND THEN HE ASKS AND SHE SAYS AND THEY IMMEDIATELY GO TO EACH OTHER AND AFTER THE KISS THEY JUST LOOKING AT EACH OTHER AMY STROKES HIS FACE ARE U KIDDING ME AND JAKE SMILES SO BIG WHAT DORKS I CANT EVEN AND WE FINALLY SEE HIS ARMS GRIPPING HER FOR DEAR LIFE SHES THE BEST THING IN HIS LIFE HES THE BEST THING IN HERS IM

  • Steph: Tim and Kon, sittin in a tree.
  • Dick: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
  • Kon: for the last time, Tim and I have never made out!
  • Tim: It was just mouth-to-mouth!
  • Steph: wait
  • Tim: oops
  • Dick: are you saying that you have put your mouth on Kon's?
  • Damian: don't be vulgar, Grayson
  • Tim: yeah, okay, Kon SAVING MY LIFE is not making out
  • Cass: awww, you save each other!
  • Kon: we're teammates. it's what we do.
  • Cassie: he never gave ME mouth-to-mouth....
  • Kon: you never needed it!
  • Duke: how do you....even know mouth-to-mouth?
  • Kon: all heroes should know it!
  • Kara: yeah okay but who taught you?
  • Kon: I learned in the Teen Titans
  • Cassie: Teen Titans never taught me....just saying...
  • Kon: stop being gross!
  • Dick: Are you saying that being gay is gross, because if so, I am very disappointed in you--
  • Kon: THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID
  • Jason: 's what it sounded like
  • Tim: Kon calling people who are gay gross would be hypocritical
  • Steph: and why is that, Timbo?
  • Tim: uh
  • Kon: I'm bi, okay?????
  • Kara: interesting. And how does Tim know this?
  • Tim: we're friends. We talk.
  • Steph: let me guess. It's 3 am, neither of you can sleep, Kon creeps into Tim's room--
  • Kara: Kon sits on the end of Tim's bed, they stare into each other's eyes--
  • Cassie: Kon says, softly, staring at the moonlight lighting up Tim's face--
  • Duke: "I'm bi, Tim."
  • Dick: "Bi....for YOU."
  • Tim: THAT NEVER HAPPENED
  • Steph: sureeeeeeee it didn't
  • Donna: that's how Dick came out as pan to me
  • Dick: sort of. I mean, I didn't say I was pan for her, but there was the moonlight, and the beds, and the 3 am part--
  • Damian: that never happened, Grayson
  • Donna: oh yeah it did, punk
  • Jon: I wish I had a friend I was that close to
  • Kara: why, Jonno? you got something to tell us?
  • Jon: No! I just wish I had a good friend...
  • Steph: Damian, you're such a terrible person, look at his little face
  • Damian: how is this about me, now? I thought we were talking about Drake and the clone!
  • Cass: we can talk about both
  • Jon: no, no, it's not Damian's fault--
  • Jason: that he's a little punk? yeah, it is
  • Damian: can we please go back to talking about Drake and the clone's mating habits?
  • Tim: JAY HOW DID YOU COME OUT AS BI?
  • Jason: walked up to the guy, made out with him, and said "hey, Roy, I'm bi" and he said, "That's funny, your pants were saying--"
  • Kara: OKAY JASON THERE ARE SMALL EARS HERE
  • Damian: Danvers is right, nobody wants to hear about you and Harper's disgusting habits
  • Steph: right, let's talk about CASS and Harper's disgusting habits!
  • Cass: Harper Row is the most beautiful girl to ever exist.
  • Steph, Tim, Kara, Dick: awwwwwwww
  • Duke: this doesn't mean you're off the hook, Timberly
  • Tim: suRE IT DOES!!!
  • Cass: no, I'm pretty sure we never learned where Kon learned CPR
  • Kon: Tim taught me, okay????????????????
  • Dick: I KNEW IT!!!
  • Steph: did you make out??
  • Kara: was it romantic??
  • Tim: NO!! We used a dummy, just like how we learned it with Batman!
  • Cass: oh
  • Donna: boring
  • Cassie: I expected more from you
  • Barbara: If it helps, I found footage of them on a rooftop last week....
  • Tim: NO NO NO
  • Kon: THAT NEVER HAPPENED
  • Steph: BABS MY HERO LET ME SEE
  • Tim: NOOOOOOOO
  • [everything descends into chaos]
  • Bruce: You asked why we never have family get-togethers, Clark. This. This is why.
  • Clark: I'll admit I wasn't, uh, expecting that. At all.
  • Diana, eating popcorn: I was!
waking temptation | (m)

pairing: Hoseok x Reader, Taehyung x Reader, Namjoon x Reader
genre/warnings: pure smut, daddy!kink, sir!kink, multiple partners, hints at ot7, rough, explicit, cum play, spanking, brief face slapping, double penetration, brief use of demeaning names, brief orgasm denial, ruined orgasm, hints at negative subspace.
words: 6404
summary: Hoseok, Taehyung and Namjoon are home, and you’re not asleep anymore.

a/n: Here we go! Part II to sleeping temptation (link below). I definitely recommend reading in order. Please heed the warnings found above and be warned: there’s no real happy ending in this chapter, I’m sorry!

sleeping | waking | sweeter | breaking

The buckle of Hoseok’s belt hit the carpeted floor with a heavy thud and you flinched slightly, staring back at him as he approached where you were on the lounge. The closer he came, the smaller you could feel yourself become, your shoulders hunching automatically and your hands folding in your lap under his dominant gaze. This was completely different to Yoongi’s sense of dominance over you, as his soft spot for you often allowed you to get away with light defiance, but that wasn’t the way things worked with Hoseok.

Some where in the back of your mind you vaguely registered Jimin and Yoongi backing off, disappearing into the darkness around your tunnel vision and you were completely defenceless under his aura.

“Where are you meant to be, pet?” He came to a stop in front of you, dark eyes locked solely on yours, and you automatically assumed his expected position on the floor. Your knees were pillowed slightly on the plush carpet and you sat back on your heels, now kneeling in front of him with your head tilted down until you could just see the toes of his boots tapping in front of you, trying to ignore the screaming ache in your inner thighs.

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  • Yuu: excuse me?! I think we've already had this conversation but Mika is no girl!
  • Shinoa: Mika?- oh!
  • Yuu: yeah so back off, midget!
  • Shinoa: whAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!
  • Yuu: M-I-D-G-E-T
  • Shinoa: THAT'S IT, VIRGIN, YOU ASKED FOR IT!
  • Meanwhile...
  • Mika: what are they fighting for this time?
  • Mitsuba: no idea, but by the look on Shinoa's face I'd say he made a comment about her height, so this won't end well
  • Mika: *sighing* why does Yuu-chan always ends up getting in these situations?
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BSD rarepair week - Day 1: “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.” - Margaret Mitchell, Gone with the Wind (because Fuku gave no damns about a gun being held to Mori’s head. Chapter 50 feels hit me in the face man)

And of course, Mori is a doctor and can do basic self-treatment. He may be looking for an excuse of some sort, for something…

(Prompt by @buraihas, thank you!!)

Ways to respond to homophobes
  • Homophobe: I'm okay with gays, as long as they don't flirt with me
  • Response: no one wants to flirt with you anyways
  • Homophobe: Please don't show affection in public it's gross.
  • Response: Then why are you showing your face in public it's as equally gross.
  • Homophobe: What a faggot...
  • Response: You called?
  • Homophobe: Sorry, supporting gays is against my religion
  • Response: That's totally fine, please don't force your religion on us.
  • Homophobe: Being gay is a choice
  • Response: So was your dad's choice about pulling out.
  • Homophobe: I want a gay friend
  • Response: And I want a friend who doesn't objectify me for my sexuality's stereotype.
  • Homophobe: Guys belong with girls and girls belong with guys.
  • Response: And you belong in a zoo.
  • Homophobe: Gay guys are a girl in a guy's body/Lesbians are a guy in a girl's body
  • Response: That's transgender, you uncultured swine
  • Homophobe: You're going to hell
  • Response: Aww thanks for the invitation!
  • Homophobe: You're an act against God
  • Response: You would know what that feels like.
  • Homophobe: Ew
  • Response: Please stop looking at me like that I'm not a mirror
  • Homophobe: It's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve
  • Response: You're forgetting the talking serpent who's the real fake here?
  • Homophobe: I don't want it shoved in my face.
  • Response: What face? All I see is an ass with two eyes.
  • Homophobe: So which one of you is the guy and which one of you is the girl?
  • Response: Surprise! We're gay/lesbians!
  • Homophobe: I'll pray for you.
  • Response: Nah boo I'm cute as hell I'll find someone who'll love me. But I think I need to pray for you because you're gonna have trouble finding someone who will love you with that ugly ass personality.

anonymous asked:

everyone who meets harry: harry is a natural born star there's just something effortlessly magnetic about him he's just so special on his own without even trying. harry's team: you know what we should do? fabricate an intricate fake image built on nothing but lies to make harry seem like the heterosexual rockstar i wish i was when i was younger.

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anonymous asked:

Reylo is canon. It's the powerful dramatic angsty romance we were all hoping for. The way TLJ ends actually promises change that could only be for the better, not worse, coz it's apex dark and angsty. If they were to hold hands and run off together at the end of the 2nd movie I would be legit worried because that's such a high note and it could only go downhill from there in the last movie. There's no doubt they are already romantic. Rian said so himself.

I agree with you now that I’ve had time to reflect.

I think they’re 100% romantic. There’s no arguing that. Kylo proposed, Rey called him “Ben.” They touched hands, and had intimate moments together, full of angst and sensuality and sexual tension. They’re seeing visions of each other, where the other comes to “stand beside” them. It’s all pretty in your face, to me.

I think the next installment is going to reflect what Rose said – that wars are won by fighting for those you love. Not destroying those you hate.

Rey and Ben have to meet in the middle – find their way toward comprimise – balance. They cannot expect the other to “cross over.” Because that’s asking for a person that doesn’t exist. People can choose to change for the better, but they still are who they are in a big sense. So… Rey and Kylo have to change, but… parts of them will always just be there. It’s a great metaphor, between them, of how love really works between people. The disappointments and the acceptance… without acknowledging the differences and disappointments, love can’t be achieved successfully, it can’t be healthy. I think it’s a really fucking cool exploration of relationships and love between people.