I am officially Too Woozy™ to write, but I’m going over what I wrote last night and entertaining myself laughing at the ridiculousness of the Red Squiggle of Doom.
This fic is almost 11k so far, and the vast majority of the time the Red Squiggle leaves the word “Dean” alone. Smart Squiggle. But every once in a while it does something weird. I had to know what percentage of the time it glitches this way. So for the sake of Science™, I am documenting my findings here.
Out of nearly 11k words, 216 of those words are “Dean.” What can I say, I like the guy. :P
Here are the Crimes Against Dean that gdocs has committed thus far:
1. Did you mean Deen? No. No I definitely did not. But why did you single this out and ignore the other two times I used the word Dean in just this tiny spoiler-free bit of text? The world may never know.
2. Did you mean Dead? No, again I really, truly did not. Also, yes I do mean “staring” and not “stared” there. I mean, did you even read that sentence, gdocs? Are you trying to make me look like an idiot?
Amazingly, these were the only two Dean Offenses gdocs has committed in the entire fic. So I guess a less than 1% rate of wtf isn’t too bad, but yeesh.
Okay, I have scienced. Now I’m going to sleep in hopes I no longer have a Death Migraine in the morning.