I know, it’s not like me, right? Usually I look at a project like this and think, “Wow! I could make a lot of money off this!” But recently, I’ve been having these strange feelings…inside. It’s like I’m…concerned with others. And there’s this nagging voice in my head constantly telling me what’s right from wrong. Varrick, Avatar: Legend of Korra
Sorry, boys! I’m sooooo changeable! It’s a weakness with me, but to be fairto myself, it is my only weakness. Jim Moriarty, BBC’s Sherlock
I feel like I am the Paris of people. Gina Linetti, Brooklyn Nine-Nine
I’m 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bone, okay? Sarcasm is my only defense. Stiles Stilinski, Teen Wolf
No. No, no, no, I—I just have to look for another angle. Hiro Hamada, Big Hero 6
That’s what I do. I drink and I know things. Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones
I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Some cheese? Chandler Bing, Friends
People! What a bunch of bastards. Roy Trenneman, The IT Crowd
We’re all mutant. What’s more remarkable is how many of us appear to be normal. Dr. Walter Bishop, Fringe
I do not have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. Cat Grant, Supergirl
Oh yes, madness runs in the family. Some even called me mad. And whyyy? Because I dared to dream of creating my own race of atomic monsters! Atomic Supermen, with octogonal shaped bodies that suck blood out of… [storms out of room while blabbering incomprehensibly] Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth, Futurama
It is only the intellectually lost who never argue.
Lord Henry Wotton, The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
I’m not exactly sure what happened. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another…If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice. The Joker, DC
That’s what I am: just a traveler. Imagine it: no tax, no bills, no boss. Just the open sky.
Tenth Doctor, Doctor Who
But what does it mean? Jack Skellington, The Nightmare Before Christmas
What unpleasantness felled this heap of unrealized ambition? Lucifer Morningstar, Lucifer
I discovered at a very early age that if I talk long enough, I can make anything right or wrong. So either I’m God or truth is relative. In either case, booyah! Jeff Winger, Community
I come in search of the truth.
Q , Star Trek: The Next Generation
Yea… If you spend all day shuffling words around you can make anything sound bad… Morty..
Rick, Rick and Morty
This isn’t happening to you for a reason. Well, one reason: I enjoy it. If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention. Ramsay Bolton, Game of Thrones
Instead of seeing what they want you to see you’ve got to open your brain to the possibilities. King Bumi, Avatar: The Last Airbender
Why fight when you can negotiate? Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean
The proper order of things is often a mystery to me. You, too?
Cheshire Cat, Disney’s Alice in Wonderland
I’m going to tell you something deep and dark and personal. Ready? Okay. I killed someone.
Eliot, The Magicians
When people see good, they expect good. And I don’t want to have to live up to anyone’s expectations. Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries
My doomed, keening women. Shall we be immortal? Shall we sing from the gallows, too? We must have the faith of those women, we must have their strength and commitment, we must be bloody or nothing else! Lily (Brona Croft), Penny Dreadful