so thank you for being funny

simondonoghue  asked:

Love your tumblr! I myself AM a vintage geek, so this is my drill.

Well, the funny thing about being vintage is, if you wait a little bit, anything comes back into style again. I hope the same is true of you. One of the most gratifying things of the past decade is that people are discovering things I always loved, like 70s Marvel Comics and so on. There’s nothing lamer than whatever was big 10 years ago, and nothing cooler than whatever was big 25 years ago. Thanks for following!


We hit 150 followers! I’m in shock. Last Thursday (March 16th) we just hit 100 followers…. that’s 50 people in a little over a week! I’m really excited and happy that you guys are here, and I know I say it a lot, but I love you guys and you have made my life a better one. You guys are so supportive and sweet and creative and you make me so happy! 

Originally posted by br0kengemini

For this milestone, I’m going to tag a few blogs. Some of my frens I’ve met because of my blog and some of my biggest fans. I appreciate the shite out of you.

@thatonegirrl16: One of the first people to find my art! They are super sweet and kind and run an awesome blog.

@precioustoasterwaffle: I don’t know them personally, but their blog is super funny, colorful, and awesome! Thanks for being here fren!

@unofficial-genius: An amazing artist and funny person. Their blog is full of art and colours and I love it so so so so much! Go check out their blog cause it is great :))

@markimoochica: Honestly one of the sweetest and supportive people on this site. They are so nice and are always there to talk to. Thanks for believing in me :3

@serenefreakgeek: Their blog is super aesthetic and they are a literal angel, who is super kind and fun to talk to! I am so glad I met them and their blog :D

If I didn’t tag you, I’m really sorry! I wanted to tag more but didn’t want this to drag on. Again, you all are the best and you make me smile every day so thank you!!



best of boo seungkwan ♡
happy birthday, precious boo!
thank you for always being able to show the best sides of seventeen. your vocal abilities and sheer enthusiasm are so admirable and seventeen wouldn’t be the same without you. you’re sweet, kind, funny, outgoing and so incredibly talented; thank you for sharing that with us. we love you so much ♡

anonymous asked:

i'm weeping at ur tags "matt: i dare u to eat this shiro: hell yeah i missed breakfast this morning" like???? these boys r iconic thank you

LISTEN the idea of these two being Stereotypical Bros is so goddamn funny to me………….. ‘Two Best Bros Go On The Nerd Field Trip Of A Lifetime, What Happens Next Will Break Your Heart </3′

  • Where’s that one post where op was like ‘Matt and Shiro spent the entire trip to Kerberos coming up with a wicked long handshake’ because that is just…… so real lmfao
  • As part of their astronaut training they went to the gym a lot together but they never actually… got anything done.
    • Matt tries to photobomb all of Shiro’s pre/post workout selfies
    • That, or he’ll take a selfie of Shiro taking a selfie
  • They have Keith’s gym workout schedule memorized and sometimes they’ll show up before he does in matching neon pink/green vaguely-80s style workout clothes. I’m talking the leg warmers, the shorts and black leggings, the headbands. Keith legitimately thinks they always work out wearing these clothes.
    • They always offer him a third matching headband. He declines every time, but they know they’re wearing him down.
  • Matt & Shiro are constantly trying to set up playdates for Pidge and Keith because they want their antisocial little siblings to actually like. Talk to someone who isn’t part of their family. Of course, all these plans immediately fall through because Pidge and Keith are Antisocial Little Siblings.
  • One time during the first three months of their friendship they were trying to escape out a window and Shiro got fucking stuck. They got caught, but not because of Shiro’s bigass shoulders. It’s because Matt went to take a selfie and he accidentally had the flash on.
  • On that note, Matt’s automatic response is to take a selfie every time something happens to Shiro.
  • One time Shiro went to pour cheese on his pasta, only to accidentally dump the entire container on his lunch because some asshole loosened all the lids. Matt has photos of it all; dramatic close-up shots of the mountain of mozzarella, Shiro’s shocked and bewildered face, and a ten-second video clip of Shiro trying to dump some of his cheese onto Keith’s plate. 
  • Matt & Shiro are the classmates who always seem to be returning from off-campus, only it’s doubly bewildering because the Garrison is in the desert?? There’s literally nothing around for miles??? Where are they even going
  • Shiro could not cook to save his fucking life, and Matt’s cooking is… dubious at best. Like, it’s not bad. As Matt will tell anyone, cooking is technically just science, and he is a science whiz. And it tastes okay. He followed all the directions perfectly. But there’s just something.. slightly off. Like you’ll eat it, but you won’t ask for seconds.
    • Shiro insists it’s because Matt doesn’t cook with enough heart, Matt replies that Shiro must be the devil himself since his food always comes out black and disgusting.

and so the saga of these a+ drawings continues

dear girl meets world,

thank you. thank you for showing us real life. thank you for going places we never thought a disney show would/ 

thank you for giving us riley, forever bright and optimistic. her love for her friends and family is inspiring.

thank you for giving us maya, and showing that being broken and damaged doesn’t make you unlovable. i hope to have her strength.

thank you for giving us lucas, the stereotypical jock who turned out to be so much more.

thank you for giving us farkle, who showed us that being quirky and smart shouldn’t make you an outcast if you find the right people. 

thank you for giving us zay, funny and happy and the type of friend and person we all hope to be. 

thank you for giving us smackle, who showed us that no disease or disorder can limit us from being outstanding. 

thank you for giving us their friendships, which showed us how important it is to surround yourself with the right people. 

thank you for bringing back cory and topanga, who meant so much to so many people, and giving us these new characters, who will always have an impact on us. 

thank you. 

30- THANK YOU - Let’s all appreciate @loverofpiggies! Draw her & Geno together in any way you want!

FIRST OF ALL, Thank you very much CQ for your hard work, entertainment and funny stuffs. You totally RADICAL-FANTASTIC neighBROhood. You made us FEEL FEELINGS everything on your Aftertale comic and gave us inspiration on your work. You did a great job and you put a heart onto it tho it’s funny when you make them suffer XD such savage >w> but I love it, you just being YOU ! THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCH YOU’RE THE BEST CQ.

(Sorry of mess up, I’m so tired *DED*)

Genoary Challenge by awesome @shinydiamondblog

Geno and Fresh Sans belongs to @loverofpiggies

Sarcasm in Korean

HEY COOL CATS it is summer and i am back to post so imma give you a couple of my fave sarcastic expressions

as a general rule for being sarcastic in korean, the -네 ending is used often and it’s important to place emphasis on words like “잘~” “참~”

빵 터지네 that’s funny 

딱이네 awesome

여기 오길 참 잘했네 I’m so glad I came here 

돌겠네 perfect 

기똥찬 생각이네 great idea

무진장 고맙다 thanks 

거참 재미있겠네 that sounds great 

퍽이나 yeah right

참 잘 됐다 good job


161204; Happy birthday to Kim Seokjin ♡

To the beautiful Kim Seokjin–what would we do without you? Thank you for gracing us with your positivity, self-confidence, and unfunny funny jokes. For sharing with us your voice and your passion, and working so hard to give us the best performances. For taking care of all the members. I wish you the best; please keep being amazing ♡

anonymous asked:

Hi! I just binge read your blog and I love the way you write. Like everyone is so in character and some of them are so funny or really sad *cough*jumin angst*cough*. Do you think you guys could do the RFA finding MC's old fanfics? Either her account or the ones on her computer? You don't have to, but I think it could be funny. Thanks for all you do! seriously, you are one of my fave mm blogs

Thank you! We’re flattered. Enjoy these:) 


  • You let him borrow your computer while his was being fixed
  • He was looking for a folder he saved there a few months ago
  • There was named “FF” which he thought it was the acronym for his most recent play “Fairy Fly” (we can’t name anything pls dont judge)
  • He was looking for his script so he opened it
  • What he found was a bunch of titles which sounded oddly familiar
  • Most of them were dated from three years ago….so curiosity got the better of him
  • He found himself surprisingly addicted
  • He’s half way through it…when he recognizes himself being described
  • You had written about a musical he was in
  • Thinking he was home alone, he started reading it in his dramatic voices
  • You hear it from the other room, and you think the dialogue sounds familiar
  • “I didn’t know you wrote fanfiction about me, babe!”
  • “I…didn’t know I would ever actually meet you. I kind of forgot about those…”
  • You’re mortified for the next few days as he keeps teasing you about it


  • He had found an old SD card lying around
  • It looked like the one he lost years ago, so he decided to check out the contents
  • He thought it would be some photos from high school
  • But instead, there was a bunch of word docs
  • He opened them and found a bunch of stories about various games
  • He was half way through, cracking up at how BAD they were
  • The characters were all mixed up and it was mostly crack fics
  • After pretty much reading them all, he takes the SD card and returns it to you
  • All he says is that he found it and figured it was yours
  • You breathe in relief
  • “This must be where I put all my fanfics from when I was in middle school. It would be horrible if anyone read them.” 
  • Yoosung can’t stop himself from giggling
  • “Yoosung, you did not!” 
  • “I did….I never saw that side of you before…”
  • He can’t stop laughing and you can’t stop hitting him


  • She had a break from work, so she decided to log into Zen’s fanclub forums
  • She noticed some young new fan recommended a fanfic author
  • Jaehee clicked on the link
  • She noticed most of the fics were from years ago, but she tried reading through some anyway
  • When she meets with you next, she starts sharing
  • She’s hardcore roasting all the fics about how they were out of character and didn’t capture Zen’s characters correctly
  • When you finally ask the pen name, she gives it
  • You laugh nervously “That…that was my old account.” 
  • There’s just a moment of silence
  • Jaehee clears her throat, “It had potential!”
  • “Thanks….”
  • She tried to encourage you to write again since you now had more experience
  • “Jaehee…my latest update was a week ago.”
  • She makes herself your new Beta reader


  • He mentioned that he recently met an actor from this show
  • You casually mention how you used to write fanfiction for that show when you were younger
  • He’s curious and asks if he can see some
  • You agree, thinking he’s going to scan over it
  • But he prints it all out and reads it…like he would a normal book
  • He didn’t realize he was about to get hit with some really bad angst
  • At one point, he forgot it was you who wrote it and kept texting you about it
  • “Yeah….I know, Jumin. I wrote it.”
  • “Oh…right…”
  • To your horror, he sends the link to your account in the chat room
  • Thankfully, he didn’t say it was you who wrote it, so you’re still somewhat anonymous
  • But you still end up getting some texts from Jaehee who figured it out
  • He encourages you to write some of your own stuff as well
  • He would help you get published if you ever wanted to start a career from your talent


  • You ask him to help back up your old laptop’s hard-drive
  • So, he has your computer for the day
  • As he was transferring files, he came across your fanfiction folder
  • He looked up some lines of text and found your account online
  • At first, he read it as a joke and would comment after every chapter
  • But he actually got really sucked into it
  • You started noticing something was up when he would be unusually protective about his recent browser history
  • Also…he commented under the name “thathackerdude”
  • Real subtle there
  • It all came out when he got to the end of one of them…and found you never finished updating
  • He breaks open your door
  • “I demand to know if they died or not! MC, don’t keep secrets from me!”
  • As a small act of revenge, you refuse to give him the rough drafts for the end of that fic 

Check out our other headcanons~ Masterlist


#BestLeaderJBDay January 6th!
Happy birthday to GOT7′s leader, Im Jaebum! As your three year anniversary with GOT7 approaches, I just want you to know that I’m very thankful for your presence, both just you and the entire group of really loud, funny boys. I wish you a lot of success, comfort and health, because 2016 was a year filled with many things, both good and bad, and so I hope 2017 (and all the years ahead) is kinder and better. Thank you so much for being ever-striving and passionate about what you do and what you want, and I hope you deliver on the promise of finishing that Van Gogh puzzle you started and showing all of us. Happy birthday once again, I hope you have a great one. #HappyJaebumDay

sometimes it still amazes me that despite gifsets of scenes getting so many notes on tumblr thanks to it being a genuinely funny, unproblematic show, not a lot of people actually watch brooklyn nine-nine?? listen y’all if you’re tired of tv shows being misogynistic, racist, homophobic, and all around problematic then i honestly don’t understand why you have not seen the light by watching b99 like this show has made my life so much better!! i have TWO beautiful, badass, multi layered latina detectives to look up to, who are treated with respect and admiration by their male co-workers!! i have actual cinnamon roll jake peralta who has never done Anything Wrong in his life, despite being the white male main character; he always treats his women partners as equals, and is disgusted when other male side characters say misogynistic things!! i have captain raymond holt, a black, gay police CAPTAIN who has worked his entire life to move past prejudice to get to where he is!! his sexuality is not used as the butt of ANY joke, but is simply just another part of his multi layered character, and he is shown to have a healthy relationship with his husband!! the most important relationship on this show?? the relationship between all of them, whether in duos/trios/or a whole squad, focusing on how despite how different they all are, they all love each other and have made a family out of such a group!! it also has no chill, talking about real police issues, how women have to stick together, and taking usual stereotypes and stomping all over them!! there’s no need to worry about characters being killed off for shock value or to cause manpain!! honestly there is absolutely nothing wrong with this show: it is genuinely funny, the characters are lovable, the relationships realistic and healthy, and it deserves  much  more recognition than it’s getting. 

tldr; watch brooklyn-nine nine. you will not regret it.


Yuzuru Hanyu dancing to the Ex’s of his co-skaters during practice/Gala.

May I introduce?

0:14 CowboyYuzu

0:42 CowboyPooh (featuring Misha)

1:06 FunkyYuzu 

2:05 UnstoppableYuzu (featuring air guitar)

(Thanks to the uploader for sharing this hilarious video with us, but I noticed it’s not the original owner of the video parts. So if they belong to you or you know to whom, please tell me so I can give them proper credit, thanks)

It’s not my first drawing of Cross, but I never draw a Sans in this way!

I mean, that’s the first time a draw something in this position, and never so good xD But I still have a long way to go.

I have to thank you @jakei95 your AU is the 3º I know after Underswap and Errortale, and thanks to you I can know Ink, Outertale, Underfell and Aftertale! Really, thank you! You introduced me to this world of AUs and I’m very happy for this, and Happy Underversary! Don’t let Cross under him cap today pffff (Sorry I have to make a pun xD) but really, thanks for all Jakei, and thanks for being that amazing and funny person that you are.

Response: I’m so glad I could show many people that the AUs are nice and creative after all. The puns tho XD

SEVENTEEN's reaction to you (their S/O) laughing at anything

Request: seventeen reaction to you laughing about everything, even the smallest details, thanks in advance!

A/N: Seventeen reactions always take the longest… also laptop still getting fixed :(

-Admin KenKen

S.Coups: Honestly, that’s probably what he loved most about you. He’d love being able to see you laugh, even more when he’s responsible for it. (You’re Jeonghan)

Originally posted by shupahmin

Jeonghan: He’d just sit back and cherish every little giggle you’d let escape. He’d even chuckle as he found it so adorable that you literally found anything fun.

Originally posted by visual-17

Joshua: He would laugh with you, even if he didn’t find it funny. He longs to see your smile as you laugh.

Originally posted by shua

Jun: He wouldn’t show much reaction, but on the inside he’d be gushing over how cute you looked and even let a smile slip from time to time.

Originally posted by theoneandonlylioness

Hoshi: Idk why… but I feel like he would bring you closer to his face and rub noses with you and tell you how cute you looked. 

Originally posted by visual-17

Wonwoo: He’d be looking adoringly at you as you laughed. Like you know when someone looks at the person they love with those special eyes that just gives it away… yeah that’s him.

Originally posted by mingyuwagyu

Woozi: He couldn’t help but smile as you went on a laughing fit. He loved the way you looked as you smiled because he felt as though you were happy and that’s all he wants.

Originally posted by woozioppa

Seokmin: He’d poke you your cheeks and tell you how much he loves to see laughing or he’d just be laughing with you.

Originally posted by pabospoiler

Mingyu: He’d pinch your cheeks and leave a chaste kiss on your lips because he couldn’t help it especially when you looked so adorable.

Originally posted by wonnhao

Minghao: He would look at you like ‘why you laughing, I literally just breathed’ Then probably start laughing himself.

Originally posted by mienghao

Seungkwan: He would try so hard no to laugh with you but he couldn’t help it. Both of you guys would be laughing your butts off.

Originally posted by seungkvvan

Vernon: Like Wonwoo, he’d look at you so adoringly and chuckle at how adorable you looked.

Originally posted by sevneteens

Dino: He would be so confused as to why you just started laughing out of nowhere but then he’d start laughing himself.

Originally posted by jihoomie


Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader
Rating: Teens and Up
Summary: Chris and Reader spend a lazy and funny Sunday together in their Californian house by the beach before he leaves to promote Gifted.
Words Count: 1.4k
Genre: Fluff!
Warnings: two innuendos, but it’s just an adorable moment with Chris.
Author’s Note: This little story is dedicated to @always-an-evans-addict. I do hope you will like it because I’ve had so much fun writing it, xo. Also, thank you so much to @punkrockhippiefromthefourties for being my beta and for giving me all these tips and suggestions. You saved my life. If this fic is good, it’s thanks of her.

    The sun peeked in the bedroom window, illuminating your hair like a fiery halo, and so slowly, you lifted your head from the pillow. Despite your grogginess, you looked out at the beach off in the distance as the sun’s vibrant rays sent a glossy, gold sheen all around the room and the sound of the rhythmic waves of the ocean brought a peaceful hymn to your ears.

    Your eyelids closed again, and you rested back against your pillow, feeling Chris’ chest inches away from your body. You enjoyed the restful moment and hummed lightly as you remembered how much you lived for those quiet mornings with your husband by your side.

    “Hi, sweetie,” Chris’ sleepy voice spoke behind you. He put a hand on your arm and you lazily turned around. “You look so beautiful in the morning.”

    “You aren’t so bad yourself, Dorito,” you complimented, pecking his nose.

    “I was actually talking to the sun,” he joked with a jovial smile of his, and you laughed heartily, tipping your head back.

    Chris beamed at you, enjoying the melody of your laugh and he took the opportunity to climb on top of you. Yet, as he leaned into the kiss he chased every morning, you turned your head to the side and looked at the beach with this obvious smirk.

    “Y/N, I didn’t ask to wake up to nothing.”

    “Shut up,” you retorted and restrained your giggle.

    “What?” He furrowed his brows, feigning anger, but he couldn’t hold the character.

    “Shut up and kiss me.” You turned back to him, cupping his bearded cheek. You closed your eyes, melting when his lips captured yours and claimed them as his proudly.  

    “Now, you don’t have ‘nothing’.”

    “If I keep talking, can I have another?” Chris asked, raising an eyebrow and smiling.

    “Depends on what you tell me,” you giggled as he moved to your ear and whispered a sweet nothing. “I need a shower, first and then breakfast in bed?”

    “I’m going to work out quickly and take a shower after you.” He placed a loving peck on your forehead and swung his legs over the edge of the bed.

    “It’s Sunday, Chris. You can’t lift weights.” You grabbed his arm and pulled him back with you.

    “Of course I can do some push-ups,” he chuckled and you shot up in bed.

    “It’s a lazy day. We don’t do anything, but laugh, chill and make out in our case.”

    “It’s been a while since our last lazy Sunday. I completely forgot.”

    “Oh, man… Poor you,” you faked a sob, wrapping your arms around his chest. “We need to fix this.”

    “Uh, can I say hello to Dodger at least?”

    That afternoon, you sat on the couch, book in hand with Chris’ head on your lap and he scratched on his sketchbook silently, almost too focused on his art. Your free fingers played with the locks of his light brown hair as he used this quiet time to come back to something he had missed doing.

    After a few minutes using his pencil on the page filled with a beautiful depiction of nature, your husband put the sketchbook on the ground. He stretched his body over your lap, brushing your hip with his hand and he poked you lightly, earning your sweet giggle.

    “I’ve always thought you were ‘only surprised’.” A mischievous smirk grew on his face as he sat up and turned his head to you. “You’ve always been ticklish, haven’t you?”

    “I’m not,” you lied, trying to keep your concentration on the book.

    “Oh, really?” He moved closer to you, pressing his body against you. “Because it doesn’t seem like that.”

    “No, Chris.” You closed your book and finally met his playful gaze. “I know what you are thinking about, don’t do it.”

    “Am I that obvious?” Chris inquired, inching towards you with a new mischievous grin.

    “Christopher, we are not children. We are very serious grown people,” you countered, slowly standing from the couch and he scoffed.

    “Doesn’t mean I can’t do that.” He enveloped his large hand around your wrist and yanked down. He pounced at you and immediately tickled your sides, reaching certain spots of your body that secretly made you laugh each time he had poked or caressed them with his hands.

    You squirmed around before laughing uncontrollably as his fingers dug into your waist, making you laugh even harder. Tears of mirth threatened to spill as well as incomprehensible pleads flew out of your mouth underneath him as he kept torturing you so sweetly.

    “CHR- CHRIS NO!” You gasped for air, shrieking. “PLEASE! I- I- CHRIS… CHRIS!”

    He laughed as you kept on giggling like a maniac under the work of his fingers and he eventually gave you a break. Like nothing had happened, Chris smirked lightly and let you take this moment to catch your breath, sighing in relief.

    You looked up at him with this glare and he leaned his head to the side, lovingly staring at you with this beautiful smile that had you melting instantly.

    “This isn’t fair.” You rested on your elbows. “You are too strong.”

    “They say that. You seem to like it usually.” He winked and you threw your head back, placing your hands on your forehead as you giggled again.

    After leaving you in peace for a brief minute, Chris stared once more at your body with his famous smirk and he leaned in. He placed his hands on your neck and you dissolved into a pile of giggles as he tickled your skin down to your sides without a break.

    “PLEASE CHRIS! I- I CAN’T H- HOLD IT” You tried to fight back, failing miserably because of your lack of strength.

    “You say you aren’t ticklish, huh, sweetheart?”

    Chris accompanied your joyful laugh, trying to hold your squirming figure and you turned your head to the side, seeing the opportunity to free yourself. You managed to grab the cushion next to you, smacking his head with it and he backed away, pretending to be shocked.

    “This means war,” he warned with this light chuckle in the background.

    “Pillow fight, Evans!”

    You rolled off the couch and ran upstairs to your bedroom with your husband running after you. He slammed the door shut behind him and grabbed his feathery pillow, mimicking your swift movement.


    You jumped on the bed, smacking the pillow across his face and you laughed, daring him. Another hit and he didn’t even flinch as he joined you on the mattress. Your pillows used as hammers and shields at the same time, you hit each other and the feathers flying around you blinded your vision whilst you could only hear Chris’ constant giggles as he hit your belly with a new full pillow that spewed its content everywhere.

    You threw another pillow at him, but he smashed his fist into it and dropped it down, having your jaw dropping as you looked at the feathers on the bed and everything around covered by a white shin of softness.

    Taking advantage, Chris sneaked behind you, folding his strong arms around your waist and he lifted you up, spinning you around. Your head fell backward on his shoulder as you laughed and he kissed your neck, nuzzling his face in the crook.

    “Chris! Put me down… I’m- I’m going to throw up if you-”

    “All right,” he laughed, the same sound you found so adorable.

    Chris eventually let you down after more pleads and you let yourself fall on the mattress, lying down. He joined almost too enthusiastically as the bed collapsed under both your weight and you squealed. You looked at him with wide eyes until you burst out into laughter again, putting a hand on your chest and he mimicked famously.

    “That bed was too old anyways,” you gasped, wiping away the tears.

    “Yeah, it’s only the third in four months.”

    “We’re filthy.”

    “I can’t get enough of your laugh,” he whispered, calming down and he caressed your cheek. “I love you.” His eyes darted from your lips to your eyes, then your mouth again.

    “I love you too, honey.” You rolled over to climb on top him and attached your lips sweetly together

    “I’ve missed chilling with you.” Chris passed his fingers through your hair and you put your chin on his chest, looking at him.

    “Me, too.”

    @feelmyroarrrr @gallifreyansass @bicevans @ballerinafairyprincess @misschrisevans @always-an-evans-addict @kennadance14 @buckybarnesisalittleshit @helloitscrowley @captainamerica-ce @kiwi71281 @topthis808 @dead-lee-15 @the-daydreamer-girl @our-love-world @hellomissmabel @voidobsession @mrssierrarogers @redstarstan @punkrockhippiefromthefourties @angryschnauzer @fangirling-is-what-i-do-best @minstrel-axx @captainamerotica @kaitlynthehuman @juneookami @mellifluous-melodramas @sfreeborn @buckyswinterchildren @potterhead1265 @castellandiangelo @louisespecter @fvckingevans @katnisswa @justanotherfangurlz @10kindsofderp @1enchantedfantasy1 - tell me if you’d like to be added. :)


    MONSTAX_SHOWNU: I moved to here. Jooheon, let’s go.
    MONSTAX_SHOWNU: Jooheon, come on.   
    MONSTAX_SHOWNU: Come on.   
    MONSTAX_SHOWNU: Come on yo.    
    MONSTAX_JH: Father, I’m here ㅋㅋㅋ
    MONSTAX_JH: Father, Weekly Idol is so funny ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 
    MONSTAX_SHOWNU: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ 
    MONSTAX_SHOWNU: Have you come, son,,, 
    MONSTAX_JH: My father’s legs are quite thin ㅋㅋㅋ 
    MONSTAX_SHOWNU: Thanks to my son being popular, I’m able to go on things like these too… 
    MONSTAX_SHOWNU: Able to enjoy the luxury ㅎㅎㅎ 
    MONSTAX_JH: If you’re able to do Weekly Idol together again, would you want to? ㅋㅋ 
    MONSTAX_JH: What do you think? 
    MONSTAX_SHOWNU: Ah… I think once is just the right amount. 
    MONSTAX_JH: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Ah why 
    MONSTAX_SHOWNU: I’m not really a character that the audience likes more than a few times. 
    MONSTAX_JH: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Ah why you’re full of charms, our father ㅋㅋㅋ So good-looking ㅋㅋㅋ 
    MONSTAX_JH: Father, I think you’re slower than me ㅋㅋㅋㅋ As expected of father ㅋㅋㅋ 
    MONSTAX_JH: Because you’re so slow, I want to go to Monbebes ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 
    MONSTAX_JH: Bye ㅋㅋ 
    MONSTAX_SHOWNU: Why is this so slow 
    MONSTAX_SHOWNU: Ah ah okay me too ㅋㅋ 

    translation by monstaxtrans

    Michaelclifford: alright, vacation for me is over. the past 12 months has been quite a life changing experience for me, I feel like I’ve grown into the person I was meant to be. if you don’t know, we (5sos) have taken the past 3 and a half months off to really gather ourselves, and to find where we sit in amongst a normal(-ish) life. as you can imagine touring for 5 years straight can take a toll on you mentally and physically. and it’s funny, because I even remember our own supporters were telling us that we needed to take a break, because you know us so well that you could literally see it on our faces. (and I do need to thank you all for being there for us throughout everything) 
anyway, a LOT has changed for me; I’m genuinely happy (as you can tell by the photo), I’ve had the courage to come out publically about my relationship, I’ve tried to be the best son that I can be, I’ve discovered my passions for things in life, a lot of my health issues are getting fixed, and I even learnt to DRIVE (watch out for me) and all of this has made me realize that there’s so much more to life than just waking up every day obliged and complacent in life about one thing or another, and really has taught me what is important to me in my life. as important as it is to follow your aspirations every single day, don’t lose sight of what makes you happy; I think it’s just as important to make a conscious effort to be intelligent, aware of your surroundings, and overall just a good person. I’ve made some incredible friends this year who I think will be my friends for a long time to come, and I’m honestly just excited to see what the rest of life (and this year) holds for me. 
BASICALLY, all I’m saying is don’t lose sight of what makes you tick, and never forget to feed your own happiness, whatever that is. 
To every single one of the people who support 5sos, I absolutely cannot be more excited for the future. I really do think that our third album is going to be the best of anything we’ve done before. 
again, to each and every person that’s been apart of my journey; whether you support my band, you’re IN my band, you’re my friend, or even my parents: thank you. I love you all ❤️

    // isn’t roasting just sort of being an asshole though
    everyone uses the term roasting and me, a grandmother to a multitude of fictional characters; does not know what the fU KK that is

    science, explain


    - calm the FUCK down because he cannot take anything you say or do seriously it’s all so funny to him; you’re so cute when you try to act all angry.

    - once you called him a stale undercooked marshmallow and he couldn’t comprehend that

    - If anything he would be a beautiful, sugary, toasty marshmallow; thank you very much

    - He’s too nice to strike back but he loves watching you go on your rants, especially online. you’re so intense it’s scary.


    - Isn’t roasting the act of cooking something over an open fire

    - He doesn’t understand? Why are you being mean to people and calling it roasting MC don’t act like this

    - You call him a cat mother a lot and he hates it even though he is one

    - It’s so funny to watch him try and come up with his own “roasts” because they’re awful and they’re lame insults

    - Thinks “ a meanie ” is the BEST insult there is no questions asked



    - You said his hair looked like hay once and he sobbed don’t do this to this man

    - Gives you big lectures about how “roasting” and “being a roast master” is just BULLYING stop THAT


    - Not allowed in this house

    - She will activate Mom Mode™ and remove your privilege to roast

    - If you’ve ever seen lilo and stitch; she’ll make a map of MC, a good and a bad percent.
    MC is 5% good, 95% salty and it needs to end.

    - If she needs to she’ll smack your knuckles with a ruler to get you to knock it oFF


    - You may be a roast master, but you have never met the Roasty Toasty the Mosty Roastiest God there ever was to Roast

    - You “roast” his name and it’s on, battle of the Roasties™

    - Roasting Jumin in the chatroom is always fun with you because trustfund never knows what’s going on and Seven thinks it’s funny seeing him so confused


    - get away from my man with your roasting he is innocent and untouched leave him alone never roast him, his friends, his family, his cats, the air he breathes; none of it don’t touch him


    - He calls what he does roasting too but it’s just being a borderline asshole honestly he doesn’t have a filter

    - Brutally honest to everyone even you have to take two steps back and maybe even hand over the crown as well because it’s so intense

    - He calls your roasting weak you need to upgrade the fuck UP