so take dany

  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Me:</b> *doesn't watch qualifying* *chuckles* Well nothing extreme is going to happen :)<p/><b>F1:</b> *McLaren takes pole with Manor following, Lewis' engine blows up, Nico R ends up 22 because of electronic problems, Kimi falls asleep and crashes into the barriers (he's okay) then does Fernando in Brasil, Seb refuses to drive because he's tired of Ferrari's shit :), Daniil didn't even show up because he's tired of Red Bull's shit, Carlos got fifth with a year old Ferrari engine, Sauber updated EVERYTHING and got in front of Williams, first it rains then snows, Williams pit crew mixes up the tyres AGAIN, Red Bull didn't even bring any (Pirelli fucking up with them) so they take Dany's (@ Helmut you broke my boy dude (╯︵╰,)), Toto got tired of Brocedes drama so he switched with Maurizio then realized that it is a bad idea (bonus: with Christian laughing in the back we all know the reasons)*<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
Around the Fire

A super-late entry for Day 08 of Phanniemay, “Vacation.” 

“Halle Berry or J.Lo?”

Two voices, in unison. “Halle Berry.”

“Kristen Stewart or Emma Watson?”

“Emma Watson.”

“Scarlet Johansson or Gina Torres?”

“Gina Torres.”

“Morena Baccarin or Natalie Portman?”

Sam rolled her eyes. “Geez, Tuck, running through the entire Firely cast?”

“Inara.” Danny and Danielle said. 

Tuck held up his hands in a ‘there you see?’ gesture. 

“I’ve got one.” All eyes went to Valerie, still tending their makeshift grill over the campfire. Looking up with a dangerous, knowing half-smile, she worded out slowly, “Paulina or Star?”

“Paulina,” Danielle replied without hesitation.

Stiff-shouldered and tensely still, Danny glanced warily at Sam. 

“It’s fine, Danny,” she assured him, lips quirked. 

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Valtteri: “Ah, so this is what being ‘friends’ with someone looks like. Smiling. Interesting. Felipe did mention something about that when he adopted Daniel. I shall try it too. I’ll adopt the tiny Russian”
Valtteri: *smiles*

BOTTAS SMILING IT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN.
ITS ALSO THE MOST UNSETTLING THING I’VE SEEN IN A WHILE.

SOMEONE GIVE HIM POINTERS ON HUMAN INTERACTION PLEASE.

Some quick Malec/Alec/Magnus/family head cannons because I can’t stay silent anymore:

-Alec is secretly that dad who is really good at doing their kids hair

-Alec teaching their adopted child to be badass with a bow

-Magnus teaching their child all about magic and how to mess with Alec using said magic

-Alec just sitting in their kids room for hours reading a book while the child just plays and does their own thing on the floor- Magnus secretly records it and sends the videos to Izzy who freaks out over it

(-CATARINA THE BABYSITTER)

(lol izzy & Jace fighting over who is the coolest aunt/uncle) (it'sactuallyclary)