so sweet i could barf

utsujou asked:

[txt] I thought you were busy and the club, and because -- he knew about your work. I mentioned I was going out with the famous A.pollo, how I lived with you and loved you far more than I could anyone else. I mentioned he we've been dating for a few weeks and how serious I am about you, and how much was missing you at that time and couldn't wait to spend time with you when work and other things were finished. The guy congratulated us and wished us a bright future. [txt] I love you -Skylar

He scrunched up his face a bit. Ew. That was so sweet
that if you could get diabetes from text, he probably would
     have it, at least that was his thought.

To Sky Blue
Okay, one, we aren’t living together. Why do you keep telling people that?

And two, that was so sweet I feel like I could barf. This coming from the guy who ate nothing but chocolate for a whole week simply because he could. That and I got so much of it on that Valentine’s day that my place was just fucking filled with homemade chocolate.

From A.pollo

Ugh.

To Sky Blue
I love you too, you asswipe. 

From A.pollo
To Sky Blue
Don’t expect me to send that again.

From A.pollo