so sooooo bored

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“This is what’s ridiculous. People who suffer from cancer, severed limbs, or blindness receive sympathy from others, but people suffering from mental illnesses are viewed as outcasts by everyone. Everyone’s prone to a mental breakdown if they suffer a traumatic experience. We all just act like that would never happen to us.”

all fandom ships can be categorized into the same exact universal identifiers:
  • Wholesome Married Couple: most often goes hand in hand with childhood best friends but these are the two who make sure the other is well fed, never seem to have any personal space, and arent afraid to say “i love you”. often are the alternative ship to the Dramatic Edge Ship (ex. makoto/haru, naruto/gaara, mccree/hanzo, finn/poe)
  • Dramatic Edge Ship: tragic gays who would die for each other but also sometimes try to kill each other. a huge discourse bomb that can veer into weird territory although most of the time its not that real. often times rivals! (rin/haru, naruto/sasuke, shinji/kaworu, vriska/terezi,)
  • The Ship Everyone Agrees On: everyone knows theyre dating and its a constant across all fans even the most shipwars heavy spaces. oddly enough sometimes this means its hard to find fancontent because theyre consistently put into the background of fics but not the focus (rose/kanaya, nagisa/rei, gerita, taako/kravitz) 
  • The Weird Straight Ship: like its just fucking weird and you dont know why straight people are like that (rey/kylo ren, sasuke/sakura, dave/rose, tavros/vriska) 
  • Straight Ship You Approve Of But Also Theyre Both Gay: straight ships you approve of but also theyre both gay. theyre quality ships for like a straight ship (beast boy/raven, naruto/sakura, dva/lucio, finnrey) 
  • I Know Theyre Straight But: str8 ships that are just really good. a lot of the time they get “theyre lesbians harold” treatment. youre a lil bit embarrassed by how Good this str8 ship is (winrey/ed, shikamaru/temari, steve/peggy, jim/pam) 
  • Can You Not?: the ship that is just really fucking bad and has a lot of abuse/age shit/other weird things but doesnt necessarily have to be str8 (oh come on you know them)
  • Its Not Bad Its Just Boring: absolutely is nothing wrong with this ship but you just find it so so sooooo fucking boring. the fandom is fine and the fanart is cute but youd rather die than read the 5k fluff no plot fics of them. you approve of them and trust people whos otp are of them but god its just really isnt your thing (gaara/lee, mccree/genji, rei/rin) 
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“If we are strong enough in our souls we can rip away the veil and look that naked, terrible beauty right in the face; let God consume us, devour us, unstring our bones. Then spit us out reborn.” 

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CHR Laboratories, L-Wing Chamber Hall.

The Center for Human Research has been in operation for seven years. None of us that work there know the true, full story of how it came about. What I do know is that the government invested nearly every last penny into these laboratories. As Dr. Cochran’s secretary, I work in the L-Wing Chamber Hall. My official job is to take notes of observation sessions. His daily schedule doesn’t vary much, and it allows me a decent amount of downtime in between his sessions; I’ve been given permission by Dr. Cochran to mix chemical solutions for the preservation pods.

I rarely see any other doctors or secretaries. We are assigned to a specific wing and are more or less restricted from interacting with other groups at CHR, aside from floater doctors and technicians. On the train ride home, however, it’s easy to spot each other. CHR holds secretaries to a high standard in terms of our appearance; hair styled, high heels, makeup, dresses or skirts, and tasteful jewelry are compulsory. Most of the girls are even more clueless than I am about what’s going on in the lab. They always ask me about what it’s like working for Dr. Cochran - he has a bit of a reputation amongst the girls as he’s young and new to the facility. I’m careful to not divulge too much information. Talking about lab operations - even internally - is strictly forbidden. 

anonymous asked:

so paramore are made up of a Capricorn a Sagittarius and a Gemini....yikes

i know…….. it is Not a good combo and they all literally act like their signs so much especially in the romance department. honestly we should unstan pmore just bc of their sun signs. 

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okay but Hanna’s obsession with mirrors has to mean something!!!! It could be a clear sign of ~Multiple Personality Disorder~!!!! The writers wouldn’t just have these scenes for no bigger plot relevant reason;; There are no coincidences in Rosewood!!!!

If singers had a group chat together

Demi: We’re cool for the summer!
Justin: Where are you now?
Selena: I just wanna look good for you
Justin: What do you mean?
Selena: I’m so sick of that same old love
Justin: Is it too late now to say sorry?
Ariana: FOCUS ON ME!
Taylor: In your wildest dreams!
Demi: What’s wrong with being confident?
Adele: Hello..
Drake: You used to call me on my cell phone
The Weeknd: I only call you when it’s half past 5
One Direction: But baby I’m perfect
Jimmy Fallon: ew..
5SOS: HEY EVERYBODY
Miley: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!!!!
Sia: if you dont shut up, IM GONNA SWING FROM THE CHANDELIER!!!!
Walk the Moon: shut up… And dance with me.
Ellie: BURN!
Meghan: #just#got#butt#surgery… im all about that bass.
Maroon 5: sugar, yes please, your butt is way too big already.
MAGIC!: Why’d u gotta be so rude?
Kesha: im sooooo bored :( waitin for somethin interesting to happen….TIK TOK, TIK TOK.
OneRepublic: just counting stars.. omg! there’s so many!
Sam: stay with me, cuz your all i need
Sia: hey baby, i have an elastic heart.
Taylor: i have a blank space for YOU Sam ;)
Jimmy Fallon: ew…
Rihanna: am i the ONLY girl in the WORLD!?
Beyonce: well, girls rule the world.
Eminem: i love the way you lie.
Britney: you wanna go!? i mean, i wanna go!
Silento: watch me.
Eminem: im not afraid!
Justin: ill show you
Camp Rock 2: it’s on!
Justin: what do you mean?
Ray Rice: slaps Justin
Justin: sorry
Random Judge: NO MORE FOOTBALL, RAY RICE!
Bruno: im gonna uptown funk YOU up.
Taylor: in your wildest dreams
Jimmy Fallon: ew…
Trapqueen: 1738!
Kim kardashian: thats the amount of braincells you have
MAGIC!: why you gotta be so rude?
Kelly Clarkson: what does'nt kill you makes you stonger, right guys?
Hozier: oh god, take me to church.
Charli XCX: the fault in our stars these days…
The Weeknd: run for the HILLS!
Ray Rice: slaps the weeknd
Random Judge: First your girlfriend, now this dude?! WTF RICE!?
Michael Jackson: this is a real THRILLER.
Demi: dammm, you guys are gonna make me have a HEART ATTACK
Ed Sheeran: STOP thinking out loud people!
Pink: just give me a reason.
Maroon 5:…ANIMALS!….
Imagina Dragons: …DEMONS!….
Ariana: man, this is turning into a real PROBLEM.
Fifth Hrmony: this was so worth it.. lol!
Taylor: just shake it off
Ariana: FOCUS on the real situation people! my hair is terrible!
Katy: im gonna ROOARRR!!!!
Wiz Khalifa: see you again

  • im hella bored so here's my opinion on the signs based off ppl i know (im a cancer)
  • aries: you're blunt and kinda mean but i still love u
  • taurus: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH you're not even as stubborn as everyone says wtf
  • gemini: so sweet so so so sweet
  • cancer: we rant together and just love each other and its so nice.
  • leo: ur rlly needy but so am i so its okay bb
  • virgo: ur nice i guess, but it feels fake idk
  • libra: i love u but ur so flirty and it can be very irritating im soRRY
  • scorpio: I LIKE U GUYS SO MUCH AND APPARENTLY WE'RE COMPATIBLE SO HMU
  • sagittarius: man idk what to say sometimes i like u but sometimes u just piss me right off
  • capricorn: ur an asshole but i kinda love it??
  • aquarius: you guys are so awesome!! like you guys!!
  • pisces: YOU'RE SO FUCKING CUTE I FUCKING LOVE YOU I KINDA HATE HOW PERFECT YOU ARE BUT I LOVE YOU