so so thankful that people keep sending me their pics and videos

vandrecer  asked:

Hi!!! :) I love your writing <3 , it is awesome and it is so accurate with the characters' personalities. And I would like to see, if you want and can :) , how it would be with the RFA, Saeran and V with a hacker MC. It would be interesting. And also I send tons of love and hugs. Be happy! :D

ww, you’re so sweet

I was quite sleepy and drunk when I wrote this, have no idea if this makes sense, but I’m pretty sure some of them are completely crazy.

Try to roll with me on this lolol:

RFA + Saeran and V with a hacker MC

Zen

  • His photos and performance videos were being spread like a virus again.
  • But now in emails of the most important producers and directors in Hollywood .
  • And Seven was the one to tell him that, so he wasn’t the responsible for it.
  • So who did it?
  • I mean, the pics are all very flattering, it’s not like this person is doing something bad. “Whoever did this probably likes you a lot?” “More than MC?” “Maybe somebody just like MC…”
  • He keeps thinking about this, it’s ridiculous, he knows it. But there’s nothing wrong about asking, right?
  • “Babe, hear me out on this. I was with Seven trying to figure out who spread those pictures and he said it could have been you! Can you imagine?” he laughs, you don’t. Oh… you can do much more than imagine.
  • “B-babe?” “Zen… I thought that was a good way to try to tell you?” “Tell me what, MC?” “That I’m a hacker.”
  • So… many… questions! And he’s so worried that you might get involved in thinks like those emails leaked from Sony Pictures that time or even more dangerous stuff.
  • You shrug telling him hacking isn’t really your thing, it’s more like a hobby. But it could still be a problem for his career if anybody ever finds out about this… he’s worried, you’re worried, but you both telling each other everything will be fine.
  • “But, please, babe. Be careful!” you will, you have been careful for a while now. And you work by yourself, so it’s hard to associate you to an agency or to someone.
  • And he still worries, but it’s not like he couldn’t complain when he got an invitation to a screen test in Hollywood. Thanks to you.

 

Yoosung

  • Here he is playing LOLOL while you are reading a book.
  • “This guy is good! It’s the third time he beats me!” “Then don’t let him!” you say mindlessly. “I’m trying, but I think he’s using some cheat code or something.”
  • You go to him and watch as the guy beats your boyfriend again, and yeah… it seems suspicious…
  • “Let me try something, honey.” You type something really fast and Yoosung just watches it.
  • He would feel really aroused having you almost sitting in his lap, but you look terrifyingly serious, and this is about LOLOL, so he’s very serious too.
  • “Done. This guy won’t be a problem for you anymore, honey.” You kiss his forehead and walk away. He has no idea what you’ve done, but… all the items the guy collected before now belong to him.
  • So forget LOLOL for a while, he’s more curious about you. “What was that, MC?” “Hum? Oh, you were right, that guy was using a cheat code, but blocking him was child’s play, don’t worry, honey.”
  • “But… how do you know how to… block cheat codes and… basically accessing the database of the game?” “Ah, yeah… I’m kinda like a hacker or something…”
  • “A HACKER? LIKE SEVEN? SO YOU DO DANGEROUS STUFF LIKE HIM? ARE YOU BEING CHASED, MC? IS THE FBI AFTER YOU? IS THE MIB AFTER YOU?” “Well, I’m an earthling, I don’t think I’m a threat to the MIB, Yoosung…”
  • “THIS IS SERIOUS! MC, I’LL PROTECT YOU!  TELL ME WHAT I HAVE TO DO AND I’LL DO IT!” you giggle, mainly because you know it’s true.
  • It took a while for him to understand hacking is more like a hobby, you’re not really interested in making money out of getting information. It’s not really worth the trouble, you know?
  •  He is still a little shocked with all your bluntness about this, but as long as you’re not doing anything dangerous, he won’t say anything. And if you want to teach him some cheat codes, he won’t complain either.

Jaehee

  •  You cut the crap and told her as soon as you started dating
  • She’s confused… you’re like Luciel, but without the disgusting eating habits and the weird sense of humor?
  • And you’re more like a freelancer? Okay…
  • And you’ve been dealing with some shady stuff like hacking into government databases? Okay…
  • Cool…
  • OF COURSE THIS ISN’T COOL!
  • She’s so scared, it’s all over the news! People are calling you a terrorist! And why would you even tell her this? You want her to be your partner in crime or something?
  • “I just told you because I trust you.” You smile sweetly, and for one minute she forgets all those terrifying thoughts, but just for one minute.
  • “Okay, thanks for trusting me. Now tell me what you’re thinking for your plans if you ever have to run away?” “I…”
  • “Oh my God, MC! You don’t have a plan? Okay, so here’s what we’re gonna do…”
  • And this woman spent the next two hours telling you all the logistics for you eventually having to leave the country. You will definitely follow them if you ever need to, but right now… you’re just shocked with this clever woman standing before you.
  • She really isn’t as innocent as everybody thinks, huh? Just like you…

Jumin

  • You told him.
  • Better tell him before he finds out with you being arrested or something, right?
  • “I’m a hacker, I leaked those emails. No, I’m not quitting just so you don’t get worried about my safety.”
  • “I love this, Jumin! I truly do! You have no idea how amazing it is! Information is power! And I have the biggest power in my hands. And people need to know what happens behind the curtains when it comes to politics and companies and capitalism and…nnnggg.”
  • He interrupts you with a kiss.
  • “J-Jumin?” “I’m not pleased, but you’re passionate about this. I won’t get in the way of your passion or your life.”
  • “But…”  “Isn’t that what you want from me?” That’s exactly what you need from him, you just didn’t know it could be that easy to get.
  • “Do what you have to do. I also have power, so I can bail you out if you ever need me to.” Whoaaaa, is he serious?
  • “But be careful, don’t do anything reckless.” YES, SIR!
  • So yeah, he doesn’t show much how concerned he is, and you see how hard he is trying to give you space.
  • But he’s also very impressed. Information is power, indeed. There are very interesting things in what you do that could be useful for him.
  • So guess who’s being paid by Jumin Han to find important stuff on market sales?

Saeyoung

  • You didn’t tell him.
  • You showed him.
  • This boy says he’s done with hacking, but deep down, he misses the rush a bit.
  • So why not do this as a game for old time’s sake? He wouldn’t be in danger if he played along inside your own little game.
  • It starts with you disabling his security system and sending enigmatic messages.
  • Then you mess with his cars, programming the GPS to send him to this particular address.
  • Okay, he was so mad and desperately trying to fire back, but he has to admit: this hacker is good.
  • Then he sees the address and… your house? OH SHIT! Are you in danger? You quickly call him on your most friendly voice telling him some random thing just for him to know you’re fine. So… what the hell?
  • He goes to your place with a taser gun. Maybe the hacker didn’t attack you yet? They were just waiting him to show up?
  • He enters your living room and he almost falls in his back. You’re alone… wearing lingerie and messing with your phone.
  • He gets a notification in his phone, a text from the hacker: “Kudos on passing through the phases, now it’s time to meet the boss of this game.”
  • He had so many questions, but that would have to wait a little… No need to say he took you to the space station without ever leaving the room.

Saeran

  • He was suspecting for a while now.
  • You spend as much time on your laptop as him and his brother.
  • And trying to find out what you’re doing turns out to be more difficult than he thought, like… you know a way to shut him out.
  • “How are you doing this?” he asks all of a sudden. “Doing what?” “Blocking me and my attempts to hack into your stuff?”
  •  “Why are you trying to hack into my stuff?” touché “Because I think you’re onto something.”
  • “Like what?” you tease him. “Like hacking.”
  • “Hum… am I?” “I don’t know, that’s what I’m trying to find out. So stop blocking me!” “Try me…” OH, IT’S ON!
  • And the first Hacking Challenge began. He was attacking you with everything he has, you were defending yourself and using you weapons too.
  • At some moment, he got so caught up with this he almost forgot why he was doing this. It was fun, after all.
  • And as he couldn’t beat you, he turned off his computer and got away all grumpy, yeah, he’s a bad loser…
  • You went after him, saying you were sorry and you could make it up to him. He grinned, expecting for something dirty, but your idea was even better.
  • “How about we join forces to mess with Saeyoung a little?”

V

  • You told him.
  • He was a person with many secrets who dated another person with many secrets.
  • It was time to break this cycle, right?
  • He looked shocked, and sad.
  • Have you risking yourself like this, after all you two have been through…
  • He was scared, for you and… of you?
  • But he needed to know. “Why do you do this, MC?”
  • “Because people deserve to know the truth, Jihyun. You know how tiring it can be to keep hiding things like this. And let me tell you, if it’s tiring for you, it can be terrifying and… even dangerous for the people who doesn’t know these secrets. People deserve to know, V! And if I can manage to tell them, why wouldn’t I?”
  • Well, if you put it like that… he knows some secrets should never be secrets, people like hackers have the resources to share these secrets, if he were a hacker, if he had these resources, wouldn’t he do the same?
  • He hugs you all of a sudden and kisses your head. It feels good, but yet you’re very surprised.
  •  “I’m so proud of you, my love.” Oh… okay, that’s good.
  • “But be careful and don’t be imprudent, or I’ll end up being imprudent too in order to protect you.” You have no doubt on how serious he is being right now.
😊Slide Into My Dms (Grayson x Reader)

Summary:  An imagine where Grayson dms the reader and he finds her cute so they keep dming each other back and forth. One day they decide to meet in person and whole fandom goes crazy because they recognize her from tumblr and twitter.

Warnings: None

A/N: All the twitter messages in italics are DM’s and the ones not are actual tweets. ETHAN SERIES WILL BE UP SOON!!!!

Originally posted by daydreamminds

Two months ago, Grayson Dolan dm’ed me and my life was changed. It all started with a following spree on twitter.

@Graysondolan: Hey thanks for subscribing and having our dm’s on! I LOVE YOU❤️😊

@your_username: OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR NOTICING ME I LOVE YOU TOO! CAN’T WAIT FOR THE MYSTERY VIDEO!😭😭😭😭😭😭

@Graysondolan: We’re going to have a guest star :) I’ll keep an eye out and make sure you watch it❤️

@your_username: Always babes 💕😊

Our dming turned into everyday conversation. He constantly tells me that I’m cute and that he wants to see me, but I’m too nervous. I very popular on tumblr based off of my Dolan Twins imagines account. I didn’t want people to send me hate and make Grayson hate me either. After talking with some of my friends, I decided to take a chance. I decided to initiate a date first.

@your_username: Hey Gray, would you wanna possibly meet up and get to know each other? Just an idea 😊

@Graysondolan: Of course cutie :) Wanna meet at the Grove? Let’s say 7?

@your_username: 7 sounds perfect❤️😊

@Graysondolan: Like you 😘

@your_username: Save that flirting mister!

I took a quick shower and I decided I would wear a black tank top with blue jeans. I straightened my hair and threw on a little straw hat and I checked the time which read 6:45. I decided I would go ahead and head off to the grove and hopefully Grayson would already have a booth or something instead of me having to pick it out. Just as I started my car my phone started buzzing like crazy when I saw Grayson tweeted something.

@Graysondolan: So excited for my evening with @your_username It’s going to be so much fun. Who knew a few DM’s would turn into this? 😊

My phone was blowing up with twitter and tumblr messages which was so crazy. I mean my Tumblr app would always blow up, this time it was my messages going crazy.

Dolanfan1: OMG U AND G ON A DATE

Dolanfan2: CONGRATULATIONS Y/N OMG OMG OMG OMG

Dolanfan3: OMFG Y/N AND GRAY FINALLY YOUR FICS ARE COMING TRU!!!

Even my twitter mentions were blowing up. I finally decided to turn my phone off so my phone wouldn’t explode. I parked my car and saw I was a few minutes late. I threw my powered off phone in my purse and quickly made my way into the restaurant where I saw Grayson was in line. I casually pushed past some people while I muttered ‘excuse me’ and ‘sorry’. Soon Grayson must have heard me, because he turned around and he smiled.

“I was starting to think you wouldn’t show.” He says and I shake my head.

“No your mention literally blew up my phone so I was checking on that while I was in the car. I didn’t want anything to distract me from this date.” I knew what I said right after it slipped. Neither Grayson or I called this a date and now I looked like a crazy fan. I pulled my bottom lip in between my teeth as I mentally smacked myself.

“Well you’re the only thing that’s going to be distracting me from the date.” He chuckles and I bury my face in my hands. He gives my shoulder a reassuring squeeze and he smiles. “Yes, Y/N this is a date.” He smiles as our waitress takes our drink orders and we look through the menu. We just talked and laughed most of the night. Every so often Grayson’s knee would bump mine and he would apologize, but I would brush it off. People would come up and ask for pictures with Grayson and I and I knew rumors would be swirling once I turned my phone on. Finally our food came and we ate. Grayson kept making me laugh and he even posted a pic of my on his snapchat.

He was honestly so cute and super sweet and he drove me crazy. He was such a cute little bean and I adored him so much. When the check came around I reached for my purse, but when I looked back at the table the check was gone and Grayson was just smiling.

“Grayson!” I playfully snapped at him. “I wanted to pay for my half! You didn’t have to do that.” I sighed and she just shrugged.

“This is our first date. You really think I’m going to let you pay? My dad told me gentlemen will pay for the cute ladies and you Y/N are a very cute lady.” He smirks which I start to feel myself blush. Grayson even walked me out to my car, opened the door, and kissed my cheek as I drove away from him. I pulled into my driveway and turned my phone back on. Out of all the crazy tweets I noticed one that made my heart melt. It was a picture of me taken off guard. It was when I was looking for our waitress to refill Grayson and I’s drinks.

The caption read ‘I always did say I would date a fan ❤️😊’ My mentions still blew up and so did my messages on Tumblr, but I didn’t care at this point. I just went on a date with Grayson Dolan and it was probably the greatest thing to happen to me since he DM’ed me.

Letters to Bucky (Part 8)

MASTERLIST
Tony loves his soldier, and Bucky loves his crazy genius so much it’s almost heart attack inducing. Fluff and sweet notes and Christmastime in this chapter.
Love you guys so much for coming along this fanfic journey with me! Check out this PIC by the amazing @latelierderiot that goes along with this story!  
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“Master Sergeant.” A corporal saluted and Bucky raised his eyebrow.

“Corporal.”

“Several items for you at the mail center sir, all marked urgent, so I came to retrieve you right away.”

“Uh, thank you.” Bucky put his cards down and jerked his head towards Steve. “Coming Cap?”

“What now we have to do mail call together?” Steve grumbled, but put his cards down and left the game as well. “So who’s sending you boxes?” He asked as they headed towards the mail room.

“Hell if I know.” Bucky said with a shrug, but smiled a little, because the boxes could only be from Tony.

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anonymous asked:

I mean I personally think she made the relationship very evident with the kiss and don't understand what more she'd have to do other than maybe confirm it with words. But I guess people are different. The kiss was enough for me personally. They haven't seen each other bcoz they're both really busy. They'll be together over the holidays I'm sure.

You know when I first saw the kiss pic my heart sank, I thought to myself fuck now I’m gonna have to ship Camren through the past, rewatching old videos while keeping the hope that one day they’ll get back together. Then I thought, at least let’s see how Camren interacts at the amas that next week end, maybe there’s still be something there.

But then the Billboard article came, Lauren came out and I thought, well isn’t that a weird coincidence? Cause Lauren didn’t write that essay in one day, my ass, that kind of thing needs preparation, it’s reviewed by mgmt and Billboard didn’t just happen to publish it after she pitched it one afternoon. That coming out wasn’t that surprising to fandom since a few days before she kissed a girl, the reactions were mostly positive and she got to get her message about Trump across - see how wonderfully things work out when they’re well prepared and thought about?

Right after that Camila was seen looking freaking miserable at the Maverick party so my Camren senses started tingling.

And then of course we had that fucking « Thank youu » which was all I needed to believe that Camren wasn’t dead - cause Lauren knows that any differentiation she makes with Camila is gonna set alarms in this fandom and yet she still does it.

I was still waiting for the AMAs to confirm that something was still happening and of course my girls didn’t disappoint, we got some great Camren classics.

http://camrenillusion.tumblr.com/post/153523018999/teoriascamren-fuckme-camren

http://camrenillusion.tumblr.com/post/153464219309/singasong17-okay-guys-these-is-my-pov-lauren

And after that all of Lauren’s tumblr posts who just scream that there’s something more that we don’t see.

I know I’m being delusional sometimes, it’s part of CS game, but I’m also someone who’s pretty down to earth and who believes that there’s so much we don’t understand and don’t see in this business, the only thing that doesn’t lie is the way the girls look at each other - and for those anons who will send me “they look at everyone that way” or “ Camila is just a flirty person” once I post this, don’t bother cause we all know that ain’t true.

All of this doesn’t add up to Lauren being in a relationship with Lucy, there’s too much stuff that don’t make sense to me like for example Lucy liking one of Camila’s tweet and then unfollowing her two days later and Lauren and Camila keep acting the way they always have, like a couple in love hiding - anyway I agree to disagree with you on what is happening right now 😊

So like we often say in this fandom, I’ll stop shipping them when they stop looking at each other like this:

The Brothers Bittle
  • Jamie is the kind of person who needs regular doses of undivided attention or else he starts getting Weird.
  • Like, one time Suzanne had to leave town for a conference for three days and Coach got really overwhelmed with teaching and coaching. But then around nighttime Coach realized the house was suspiciously quiet. Too quiet. He even put Wicked in the CD player and turned it up, but his younger son didn’t pop out of the woodwork like normal.
  • He found him on a sidewalk near the center of town, covered in red body paint and holding up a placard. Coach was just relieved he didn’t have to go down to the police station this time.
  • So from then on, the entire Bittle clan makes sure Jamie gets regular doses of attention. Bitty calls him from Samwell at least once a week to check in. Suzanne teaches him how to garden. Coach takes him out back and they throw the football around for a bit. It’s good. Jamie stays out of the public lock up.
  • Sometimes, someone will say “Do you think Jamies is a little…funny?” And if Jamie hears he’ll whip around and say, “I’m not funny. I’m hilarious.”
  • It becomes a code for the gay underground at his school. More than once Jamie hears his friend Cow sigh to herself when Linette walks by. “I’m too hilarious and beautiful for this class.”
  • Jamie, Cow and Horace all go to prom together, and someone’s parent laughs and says, “Look at Jamie! A girl on each arm! What a ladies man!” And then when the three of them pile into the car Jamie will sigh woefully to himself. “I’m too hilarious for this town.”
  • “SAME!”
  • But imagine Bitty goes to Samwell for 5 years instead of 4. Maybe he double majors or something, but whatever happens Jamie ends up attending Samwell too.
  • So then you have TWO Bittles running around Samwell, and when people talk about them they’re like, “Oh yeah. The Brothers Bittle. One is super athletic—he’s captain of the hockey team. The other one loves musical theater waaaay too much.” And then someone meets them at a kegster and they look at Bitty like, “So how’s the theater department doing?” And Bitty is like, “How should I know???” Someone meets Jamie and they’re like, “How’s hockey?” and Jamie is like, “How can you think about hockey when Grantaire and Enjolras are so in love?”
  • Everyone thinks Jamie is going to join the hockey team for some reason, and it really pisses Jamie off. It gets to the point where he quits calling sports by their sports names. “Oh yeah. My big brother plays knife-shoe-Oreo-fight. My dad coaches egg-ball-hand-throw. My mom met him in high school, when she was in acrobatic-encouragement-yelling. Oh, I learned to dance like this when I took lessons in noisy-shoe-clicky-clack.”
  • Dex doesn’t deserve this kind of treatment.
  • By midterms Jamie is on a first name basis with the campus cops. He keeps doing performative art on the quad and the police keep telling him to put on pants, gdi. Bitty dies of fraternal shame at least once a week.
  • Affinity Housing is this stretch of houses and there’s a theater house, a marching band house, two artsy houses, a house for psyc majors, the zombie apocalypse house, etc.  Think frat row but not for formal fraternities. Jackson is a senior in the theater department and he gives his dibs to Jamie.
  • The theater house is right next to the religious studies house, and they are mortal enemies because the theater house is always loud. Always.
  • Listen. If you think hockey players are superstitious, just know that hockey players look absolutely tame next to drama students. Opening night rituals include: the Passing Around of the Gummy Sharks, shouting “Thespian Lesbians” at each other at full volume, “Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boyt-FUCK!”, rubbing the top of Guy Monty’s bald head, and kissing the director on the cheek.
  • Bitty, being a big brother, knows this. He hugs Jamie tight the night before a performance. “Break a leg,” he says. “Oh, and Jamie?” He leans forward and whispers, “Macbeth.”
  • Campus police can hear Jamie Bittle screaming from across the quad. “Should we check it out?” a rookie asks. His partner sips his coffee and grunts. He’ll learn. They all learn.
  • After Bitty graduates and Jack is in the NHL for a season or two, they come out as a couple. Which wouldn’t normally affect Jamie but the reporters are super thirsty for deets and Bitty and Jack aren’t giving them anything. Jamie starts finding reporters in his yard, on his way to classes, lurking by the auditorium. It’s super annoying.
  • They catch him after an all nighter and Jamie is twitching with caffeine. He has his script and his astronomy homework out because he can’t focus on just one now and a reporter puts an audio recorder in his face and asks for a soundbite. His eye twitches. “How can you think about Eric and Jack at a time like this?” he hisses. “When dark matter and universal expansion ARE SO IN LOVE?!”
  • Jamie calls Dex “Dad” unironically. “My hockey dad,” he says when Nursey gives him a weird look.
  • Jamie for literally anything: “Hah, that sounds so gay. I’m in.”
  • Jamie kicks open the door of the Haus. “DAD I NEED YOUR POWER TOOLS!”
  • Dex is like, “Are you going to be weird?”
  • “I AM BUILDING A SET!!!”
  • Which is how Dex ends up going to all the set building days for the Samwell Theater Department. He does it for Jamie, and Bitty sends him baked goods as an extra thank you. And the actors and techs keep giving Dex their phone numbers even when he explains he is in a happy, stable, monogamous relationship.
  • Dex needs a drink.
  • Bitty coming to visit is such a weird trip, both for SMH and the theater department. They learn too much about the Bittle household.
  • “Lol remember that time I told you serial killers lived in the Fruity Pebbles box?” “Omg Dicky you are such an asshole.”
  • “Lol remember that time I told you that you were adopted.” “Omg! That wasn’t funny!” “Jamie, you look almost exactly like Coach.” “Dicky, they didn’t have any baby pics of me! How was I supposed to know!”
  • “Lol remember that time I told you bats like to nest in people’s hair and then I dropped a squeaky toy on your head?” “Fuck you, Dicky.”
  • But then Jamie gets his revenge. He tells reporters about Jack and Bitty. Well, he lies.
  • “Jack is afraid of snow globes.”
  • “Eric Bittle is afraid of the dark. Also he wets the bed. Also he’s never kissed a girl!!! Also—wait, gimme back the recorder.”
  • “Jack Zimmermann has a tattoo of the Canadian flag on his lower back. So does Eric. They’re friendship tattoos.”
  • “When Eric was little he wanted to be a chicken. As, like, a career path.”
  • “Eric Bittle was adopted.” (“Sir, you and Mr. Bittle have the same face.”) “Are you saying all white people look the same?”
  • Jack, an only child, is really confused. “Why does your brother hate you? Bitty, stop—stop laughing. Bitty, I’m serious. You’re brothers, you shouldn’t fight.”
  • Jamie gets himself a Twitter account just so he can roast his brother publicly. Of course, it goes both ways. The chirping is relentless. Dad Bob gets in on it. Hockey fans are confused. Jamie is living.
  • There is a video on Bitty’s vlog, where he and Jamie are in the kitchen trying to bake something. Well, Bitty is trying to bake something. Jamie is being a huge pain in the ass. “I WANNA LICK THE BOWL!!!” “Jamie. Sweetheart. There’s literally only eggs and sugar in it.” “Ugh! Fine. Can I lick the spoon?” “…No.”
  • It devolves from there, to the point where Bitty and Jamie are throwing whole eggs at each other. There are drifts of sugar on the counters. The air is full of flour dust. Jack Zimmermann, professional NHL player, has is back against the wall, wide-eyed. “Why are you guys so violent?”
  • The video cuts to a pristine kitchen, and Bitty wearing a crisp, clean apron over crisp, clean clothes. He sets a perfect sheet cake on the counter in front of the camera. “And that’s how y’all make a sheet cake.”
  • Kent Parson follows Jamie on Twitter because they’re both sluts for absurdism. By the time Jamie graduates, the campus police know both him and Kent by their first names. Their performance pieces go viral. Jamie gets a spread in the Swallow. Bitty dies of fraternal shame again and he leaves Kent at least four angry voicemails.
  • Lardo finds Jamie at the Drama House. “You have zero respect for art.” “Uhhhh…” “I like that about you.”
  • Jamie calls everyone Dad. Bad Bob? Dad. Dex? Dad. The student director of the play he’s in? Dad. Lardo? Dad. The female lead and his love interest in the play? Dad. Lin-Manuel Miranda? Dad. Coach is frowning with the phone pressed against his ear. “How come I’m never Dad?”
  • Dex makes a face. “I seriously don’t have answers, Mr. Bittle. Why do you have my phone number?”
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Hour 19:50 I Will Protect The World!

Dinner was great,  a calm and drowsy feeling washed over Zack. He kicked his feet up on the desk and pulled the keyboard into his lap as he typed out some work he had. It wasn’t due for a awhile but he was feeling oddly productive tonight. Well, at first, the moment he was in need of changing up his music he logged onto his Youtube account and saw notification after notification of new uploads on his favorite personalities. What was supposed to be one funny video turned into ten and before he new it he was drinking a coke and was resting in a reclined position, keyboard pushed aside. Well, work could wait now it was time for leisure. 

It was beginning to rain harder and suddenly thunder was booming across the skies and lightning struck down to the earth. Zack walked around the room making sure everything was connected to a power surge. Just as he was satisfied all his stuff would be safe a loud BANG exploded through the sky and then the apartment was engulfed in darkness. The only source of light came from the windows but even then it was barely illuminating anything. He glanced at the cameras and saw a red light flashing, seemed that the security system worked on a back up generator or something. Which reminded him, he turned to the desk and looked at the locked drawer. A green flashing light, barely visible, blinked against the wall. Damn, that drawer was still locked. He sighed and climbed onto his bed and grabbed his phone. He had crappy signal but he could still do something with it. He had a few games that didn’t require service so maybe playing those would be best. 

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“Roman? What the fuck?” I called him, literally in panic mode.

“What’s going on?” he spoke, mirroring my panic. “Baby, you okay?”

“No I’m not, take it off, now,”

“What?”

It was an ordinary day, me minding my own business and stalking people on social media, as you do. The last time I’d spoken to him was last night on Facetime and I’d been an emotional wreck, crying to him that I missed him.

(What a fucking loser, who does that? Question was answered this morning when the mean reds made an appearance.)

He consoled me, counting down the days with until he got home. So anyway, he explained that he’d be very busy the next day, so I knew that meant we wouldn’t have time to speak.

That was until I went on his Twitter to see what he was up to, without having to annoy him with texts. I’m not clingy, really. He’d posted a picture of me.

23 more days until I’m home, he wrote; alongside that caption was a cropped screen print of me on Facetime last night.

I looked rough as ever, skin uneven, eyes dull; probably from all that crying. Or maybe just that was just me in my natural state. Now he was letting the whole world see that! It was urgent. I went straight for a phonecall, forget time consuming texts.

“You are freaking out over an Instagram pic?” he asked, just to make sure he heard correct.

“Yes! I’m not even wearing make-up! You don’t understand!”

Of course he didn’t, he looked glorious 24/7.

“You look fine Y/N,”

“No, Roman please? I don’t look like myself there, at least let me make myself up and I’ll send you a prettier selfie?”

He laughed, ridiculing me, not believing what he was hearing.

“What’re you worrying about?”

“I’ve never put up a photo with no make-up on, well at least not on Instagram or Twitter. Facebook yeah, because it’s all family and friends,”

“So what?” how could he be so casual at a time like this?

“Roman, people are brutal with their comments online, and I really don’t wanna put up with it right now,”

“They’ve been pleasant though, go read them for yourself,”

“Mhh-hmm, no thank you. I know if I see a negative one it will haunt me forever, please just delete it?”

“I will, if that’s what you want, but y'gotta realise that photo’s been up for three hours. Me deleting it is not gonna change anything because someone somewhere has it on their phone or blog by now,”

I died internally, my heart racing way too quickly in frustration. He was right. This was the internet. Post something and someone copies it within two seconds; the evidence lives on.

“Why did you do it then?” I snapped at him.

Then he chuckled as if I was being silly and no longer endearing, and he was getting irritated.

“Because I missed you, I thought you looked beautiful last night and I always put photos of you up. Y'gotta relax, it’s not a big deal, I’ll delete it,”

“Well there’s no point, like you said, the damage’s done, so thanks,” I rolled my eyes. “It’s not a big deal to you, but it is for me!”

“How selfish of me, I’m sorry. Calm down. It’s a picture without make-up on, not a nude. It is normal y'know?” He was going overboard with the sarcasm.

Too overwhelmed with emotions, I hung up the phone on him. He was being rude and not willing to listen to me. It was like a one-sided joke, I didn’t appreciate the sarcasm either.

Not too long after, my phone danced next to me, signalling messages, I knew they were from him.

Roman: Really?

Roman: Over that?

Roman: I’ve deleted it.

Roman: Let me know when you’ve grown up about it.

I ignored him for a short while, four hours, but who’s counting?

It wasn’t until a few hours later that I’d calmed down. It took facing the picture on multiple occasions to get desensitised to it, and over it frankly. I knew my point was valid, in my own reality; I was insecure because who wouldn’t be if you were scrutinised by the public? But so was he; right in his own world for arguing that it didn’t matter what people thought.

So why was I berating him for casually posting a photo of me makeupless - the fact that he didn’t even emphasize it or notice it until I pointed it out, made me realise like he said, that it’s normal. I was fine to him. He was celebrating me as I was.

Y/N: I’m sorry.

Y/N: I’m really a whirlwind this time around huh?

Roman: You’re a fucking pain in the butt.

Y/N: But you luuuuuurv me?

Roman: That’s the problem.

Y/N: I am really sorry, I was overdramatic and rude. I just, y'know how insecure I am. I shouldn’t have lashed out on you.

Roman: It’s cool, I understand where you were coming from, but I didn’t mean any malice.

Y/N: I know. I’m an ass.

Roman: Lucky I like your ass. Would you kill me again if I put it up?

Y/N: Back on Twitter?

Roman: No lol just deleted off there, I’ll look stupid. On my Insta?

Y/N: Okay, under one condition.

Roman: What’s that?

I giggled as I searched in my camera roll and found the picture I was looking for. I sent it to him.

Y/N: I put this up?

Roman: No!

Roman: hell fucking naaah

Roman: Nope! Forget it! No deal!

Roman: NO. BUENO!

Y/N: Why?

I was genuinely confused because it was a cute picture; I stole from his laptop.

Roman: I look like a woman with overgrown facial hair. Nah.

Y/N: that’s because you are very pretty.

Roman: Bad angle - and where the hell did you get that? It’s private

Y/N: I stole it, is that what you do? Spend time at work taking selfies? There were loooaaads on your laptop. This was my favourite. You look adorable.

Roman: There’s nothing cute about it. It’s an outtake

But there was plenty that cute about it; how serene and delicate he looked, as opposed to his stature in real life. How soft and flowy, relaxed and carefree his hair was. That was Roman chilling, comfortable in his own skin. I loved it more because of how close it was, it suggested an intimacy; as if taken in a stolen moment between two lovers conversing. It’s the way he looked into the camera, tenderly. That was the way he looked at me.

Y/N: We gotta be fair here, you’ve already exposed me to the world in my natural state. I deserve to play too

Roman: Lool this isn’t a game

Okay, so he thought. Despite his pleas, I went to my Instagram and uploaded the picture. No filter.

@wweromanreigns you sure it’s not a game? - I tagged him.

Roman: You. Ass. Game on.

He threatened, but his chain of messages got swallowed in the notifications on the likes and comments his picture garnered within twenty seconds. Within a minute, I got a notification that he’d tagged me in a photo where I was sleeping on his shoulder, mouth wide open like I was catching flies.

Game on @Y/N - he tagged back.

Fuck him. He plays dirty.

I scrolled deeper in my camera roll, where I knew the juicier stuff was. I pulled something equivalent and posted it, tagging him in an unseen photo of him in his younger days. He was wearing leggings. That’d piss him off.

Those are pretty 👀 @wweromanreigns nice and tight.

Roman: That was for a school play you bully! I was Robin Hood.

My phone vibrated as another message came through.

Roman: You sure you wanna play this dirty? I have videos!  

It was a losing game, I knew this, there was just no way I was gonna win against him, but I was gonna have fun with it.  

Y/N: I’m not worried to be honest lol! Fuck your videos.

Roman: Tell your parents you love them before I start posting, it’s about to go down!

Y/N: Yeah yeah! If you get too wild, I’ll just send you a nude to keep you quiet and busy.

Roman: Whatever, fuck your nudes; the world’s about to see you have stage fright at your sister’s wedding!

Roman: I didn’t mean that, I was just tryna be a badass. I want all your nudes!

anonymous asked:

hc request: what if mc didn't like what RFA liked? (jumin: mc doesnt like cats, zen: mc doesnt like musicals, yoosung:mc doesnt like lolol?) :D hehe

Yoosung:

  • when Yoosung first talks about LOLOL and MC says they think video games are childish, he literally pretends he doesnt play them
  • after he talked to them for the first time, he announced that he was leaving to “play games”
  • “what kind of games? i hope not video games. i think those video game addicts are so childish, lololol!”
  • childish???
  • he’s not a child he’S A MAN
  • alright Yoosung dont panic
  • “um i, uh, was actually talking about soccer! yea, games of soccer with my college buddies”
  • lies, it was all lies. Yoosung doesnt have college buddies
  • oh yea, the soccer thing was bullshit too
  • “oh, how fun! i’ll be cheering for you!”
  • “haha…yea…lets talk again soon, MC”
  • Yoosung has left the chatroom
  • the next time him and MC talked in the chatroom everything was going great till Seven showed up
  • 707 has entered the chatroom
  • “YOOOO YOOSUNG! HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE NEW LOLOL PATCH?” -707
  • “LOLOL? whats that, Yoosung?” -MC
  • pLAY DUMB
  • “i have absoloutly no idea! what are you talking about, Seven?!” -Yoo
  • “i’m talk about league of loneliness of life, dude. yknow, the reason you had to take college algebra twice?” -707
  • “isnt that an online game?” -MC
  • why does Seven have to ruin everything in Yoosungs life
  • “yea…it’s an online game that i play all the time…i didnt want to say anything cause i know you dont like gamers T_T” -Yoo
  • “i know i said i dont like gamers, but you’re more than just a game junkie, Yoosung! you’re sweet, thoughtful, and capable. i realize that now after talking to you for a few days” -MC
  • Yoosung felt his heart flutter and his cheeks heat up
  • his phone buzzes with another message
  • “lol they still called you a game junkie tho” -707
  • once again, Seven is ruining everything for Yoosung T_T

Zen

  • Zen decides to bring up his glory high school days in the chat
  • bragging about how he basically ran the theatre program for four years
  • “no way, you were a theatre kid?!” -MC
  • “um, yea. that was me” -Zen
  • “i used to hate those kids when i was in high school! they were always so obnoxious LOL” -MC
  • those kids??
  • ZEN IS READY FOR A FIGHT
  • but he cant fight someone with such an innocent soul as MC…
  • “haha, yea. we are pretty obnoxious” -Zen
  • “obnoxiously HANDSOME” -Zen
  • MC is just kind of like welp i cant fight you on that one
  • he goes on to basically school MC, saying that acting is one of the highest paying jobs and that all the hot actors they’re probably in love with were “theatre kids” in high school
  • Zen liked MC, but he will defend what he loves until the day he dies
  • “you’re right, Zen! i was such a jerk in high school but now i think i might even have a crush on a theater kid…” -MC
  • what the hell? one second MC was saying the they hated theatre kids and the next second they’re apparently drooling over some-
  • oh…oh wait
  • it’s him

Jaehee

  • MC is one of those people who is like, normal
  • and doesnt drink 5 cups of coffee a day
  • every time Jaehee tells MC she’s drinking coffee they get all
  • “Jaehee that’s really unhealthy”
  • “you have a caffeine addiction”
  • and Jaehee really appreciates the gesture but honestly she’s like just let me live my addicted-to-coffee life T_T
  • one time Jaehee and MC went out for lunch and she hid her coffee inside this big ass thermos
  • “i see you brought your own drink, Jaehee! what is it?”
  • “um, just some water. i keep it in here to keep it cold!”
  • Jaehee goes to take a sip of her “water”
  • but she brewed to coffee right before she left the house, so it was still really hot
  • the burning liquid spills into Jaehee’s mouth and she instinctively spits it back into the thermos
  • MC smirks at her
  • “is your, um, water too cold to drink right now, Jaehee?”
  • she sighs
  • “alright, you caught me. it’s coffee”
  • MC motions for Jaehee to hand over the thermos
  • “you’re really so cruel, MC”
  • “whats cruel about looking after your health?”
  • Jaehee crosses her arms and pouts, mumbling
  • “meanie…”

Jumin

  • he really just doesnt understand
  • whats not to love about cats?
  • they are beautiful and gentle and graceful and ADORABLE
  • he ends up like showing MC the cutest pics of elly he has on his phone
  • “MC, look at this, Elizabeth 3rd was sleeping on her belly today. it’s it just so precious?”
  • “um yea, i guess”
  • YOU GUESS????
  • THERE IS NO GUESSING
  • ITS PRECIOUS, THATS A FACT
  • after a bunch of failed attempts to make MC like Elly, he starts sending them pics of cats in dog costumes
  • cause like, wont they like cats then?
  • and it kind of works
  • “look at this photograph i found today”
  • “alright, i guess that is pretty cute”
  • Jumin is happy, but Jaehee is so frustrated that she had to pick up Jumin’s slack at work while he spent all day google searching “cat in dog costume”

707

  • MC cant use a computer for their life
  • “Seven, can you help me out with something? my computer is running super slow today”
  • “yea, sure thing”
  • he’s on their computer for like two seconds before he wants to scream
  • its so slow
  • there’s so much just….shit
  • clearly MC has fallen for some click bait more than a few times
  • at least a million times
  • he straight up buys MC a new laptop after being on their old one for five minutes
  • “alright, MC. i’m going to teach you how to use this”
  • he shows them how to bookmark things and how to recognize things that are, yknow, like OBVIOUSLY VIRUSES
  • lots of
  • “you dont have to double click”
  • “oh..my god you type so slow”
  • he literally just takes the computer away from them
  • “its a good thing you’re so darn cute”

HOPE YOU LIKED THAT, THANKS FOR READING!

the-trinket-witch  asked:

I haven't seen anything previously about Let'sPlay!Yug AU, except for the anon ask and reply-but man do I really love that idea (what other aspects of this AU can you elaborate on? Does Yugi/everyone duel online for their channels or do they play regular games (the idea of Jounouchi being a horror-game LPer is fantastic) I need to be satiated with headcanons and AU's for my first favorite show!

Hello!! And thank you. Hhhm let’s see. I’m bad at explaining things so we’ll see how far I can go. Also I’d be happy to see what people could add if they want to

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What the hell. Because I’m in that kind of mood this morning. 

This is the beginning of the “excuse for porn that suddenly turned into a smutty romcom” story. Credit to shippeh and their marvelous AFK for making me think about Vox Machina as an MMO guild - my thoughts just run more towards inappropriate porn shenanigans than anything else, and this is what resulted. 

I’m not yet promising any more of this story, because holy shit, Yuletide and the CR Reverse Big Bang and I have a lot of writing to do, but the more plot this story gets, the more it makes me happy, so I’m pretty sure it’s going to continue eventually.

So yeah. Here’s a thing. In which Vex maybe shouldn’t be allowed access to beer and her webcam at the same time.

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The first time, she blames it on alcohol.

Not that Vex is drunk, really - she’s had two and half beers by the time the raid is done, and finishes the third bottle as everyone else signs off their Discord voice channel. Eventually, the only ones left are her and Percy, which isn’t unusual. She’s cleaning up her inventory in-game when a private tell pops up on her screen. “Oh, go fuck yourself,” she tells the screen, rolling her eyes.

“Excuse me?”

“Sorry, dear, not you.” Vex hits the report button, and fills out the harassment form from unfortunate memory. “Just got an asshole in game who randomly asked me for nude photos.”

“What? Are you kidding? Who is it?” Percy sounds flatteringly outraged on her behalf.

“Don’t worry about it, it’s irritating, but not a big deal. I’m well familiar with the report harassment feature by now.”

“I - well, that is - that sucks,” he finally settles on.

“Yeah, it does. Hazard of having a female avatar in the game, especially when I’m wearing this costume.”

“Your video game character shouldn’t be harassed for her clothing any more than you should in real life.”

Vex laughs. “Thank you, dear, I appreciate the sentiment. And you’re right, but tell me again when you’ve convinced the rest of your gender.” Another message pops up on her screen - shit, she forgot to hit “block” after reporting this asshole - and she flips off the screen. “Sorry, asshole, I only send nudes to guys who can hit at least 40K DPS on a boss fight.”

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oH MY GOD I LIVE FOR VLOGGER AUS OF THE LES AMIS THEY ARE SO IMPORTANT

But seriously. Imagine angry political justice vlogger Enjolras and satire/humor vlogger Grantaire getting into video battles and tweeting each other various articles at random times but also using Facebook chat to flirt and send angry-but-adorable messages in private and not directly telling the internet world that they’re together but everyone just knows.

And Courfeyrac making lifestyle vlogs and Grantaire makes a parody of one of his vlogs as the Old Spice man (think “Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back to your man. Now back to me.”) and it goes viral and Courf simultaneously loving it and hating it and posting Grantaire’s email address online as revenge and people start sending Grantaire a bunch of declarations of love and dick pics (which makes Enjy very mad/jealous) so in his next video Grantaire addresses these and tells them why Enjolras is mad and Enjy just pops into frame and kisses him and that’s how the internet is confirmed that they are together. And then he posts Courf’s phone number as reverse revenge. (Thanks to sarah-yyy for this amazing idea with the video and the posting and just uwu you are so important sarah-yyy and I don’t even know you)

BUT JUST IMAGINE FASHION/LIFESTYLE VLOGGER JEHAN AND HE IS THIS LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINE AND WEARS FLORAL PRINTS AND IT’S SO CUTE AND AWESOME AND THEN HE JUST GOES OFF ON TANGENTS ABOUT THE STATE OF THE WORLD AND THIS HAPPENS LIKE ONCE A MONTH AND JUST AHHHHHHH (think like Zoella meets social justice once in a whole)

And Joly/Combeferre running a medical advice vlog kind of like Veronica Gorgeois but not just for skin like for their future specialities and also doing some Brain Scoop like videos about their work/schooling and stuff and being all informative and awesome but Combeferre also going on some SJ tangents and appearing in some of Enjy’s videos and stuff.

anD IMAGINE BOSSUET/MUSICHETTA MAKING VIDEOS TOGETHER ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND JOLY OCCASIONALLY JOINING IN AND THEY ALL DO THE BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND TAGS TOGETHER AND JUST UMPH POLYAMOROUS VLOGGING but they also do informative videos about their lifestyle for people because of all the messages they get and Enjolras making long videos ranting at the people who post nasty and mean comments about them and Grantaire using his massive twitter/tumblr following to point these bigots out.

And imagine Bahorel doing like cage fighting and constantly posting videos of his matches and always being bruised and bloodied when he guest stars on the other Amis videos (he prefers Grantaire’s because he’s actually very intelligent even though he doesn’t feel the need to shove it down everyone’s throat and appreciates the brutal honesty of satire) and always having messages left after him about how awesome and bad ass he is and the other Amis keep telling him to start posting these videos on his own because they’re tired of all of these “omg Bahorel’s back can we see him hit a guy while he yells about the injustice towards minorities omgggg” comments on the videos but he just shakes his head like nawwwww.

anD OMG IMAGINE FEUILLY AS THE MAD POLISH VLOGGER EXCEPT HE’S NOT EVEN REALLY POLISH AND HE’S BASICALLY LIKE AN ANGLOPHILE FOR POLAND LIKE HIS ROOM IS ALL DONE UP WITH POLISH FLAGS AND HE SELLLS SPECIAL POLISH FLAG FANS ON HIS WEBSITE AND HE SELLS THEM EVERYWHERE LIKE ON ETSY AND ALSO HAS A BUNCH OF DESIGNS ON RED BUBBLE AND HE SOMETIMES MAKES MERCHANT FOR THE OTHER AMIS AND GIVES THEM PORTIONS OF THE PROFITS LIKE YOU CAN FIND HIM AT CAGE MATCHES OF BAHOREL’S SELLING SHIRTS WITH HIS FACE SAYING “I’LL BEAT YOU HARDER THAN THE PATRIARCHY” AND STUFF AND ALSO BEING A SOCIAL JUSTICE VLOGGER.

And even though Marius isn’t technically one of the Amis he still talks to them sometimes like he and Enjy get into it via video because Marius has some conservative/traditionalist leanings and likes arguing and he and Cosette making adorable videos together and doing tags and challenges all the time and just being adorable.

AND EPONINE AS A FASHION/MAKEUP VLOGGER IS SO IMPORTANT OMG.

And they all meet up at Vidcon and stuff and make videos together and just omg this is very important to me.

Calum Imagine: Photo Leak

From anon: Hi! Are you doing requests? I was wondering if you could do one where you’re Calums gf and that nude snapchat was meant for you and you go and comfort him because he’s so upset and humiliated. Thank you!! :)

If you don’t want to read about the photo leak, I’d suggest you stop reading now :]

You were out with a friend enjoying the Chicago night life when you got the first phone call. It was from Luke but you had missed it. You’d never really been one to worry too much with your phone, so when the missed call popped up you shrugged and stuffed your phone back into your bag. 

A few minutes later, you felt the small device go off several times in a row. When you pulled it out, it was all messages or missed calls from the boys.

Luke: Call me when you can

Mike: [Y/N] call asap

Ash: Call me

        [Y/N] are you there?? Call me now.

        this is serious where are u?

But nothing from Calum. That’s when you started to panic. You swiped the phone to unlock and redialed the last missed call from Ashton.

“What’s going on?” you demand before he even gets a greeting out. You’ve made your way outside of the restaurant you and your friend had been eating at, leaving her alone a the table. The air was chilly as it brushed over your face, you hadn’t realized how flushed you’d become from the anxiety brought on from the calls.

“We need you at the hotel,” Ashton says. He sounds tired, more tired than he did when they landed from LAX. This was the kind of exhaustion that came with trouble. 

“What happened, Ash? I’m getting a cab now,” you walked to the corner to flag down the next driver. One pulled over almost immediately and you told him the hotel name. “Where’s Cal?”

“Okay, so whatever freaky stuff you guys get into in your personal lives is none of my business, but snapchat videos of nudes? Really?” Ashton sighed. Your blood ran cold for a minute. 

“Ashton Irwin, if you don’t tell me what the hell is going on, I’m going to chop your balls off when I see you next,” you threatened, earning you a slightly weary glance from the cabby.

“A video of Calum’s leaked. He says he’d meant to send it to you, that it was from a long time ago and that he’d thought it had been forgotten about but apparently whoever he accidentally sent it to recorded it? And now it’s all over twitter,” he let it all out in one breath and left you in silence.

“What… kind of video?” you asked slowly, recalling what he’d said before about snapchat.

“Let’s just say everyone’s seen Calum Jr. come out to play,” was his reply.

“Shit,” you spat out harshly, gaining you another glance from the driver.

“Yeah,” Ashton agreed, “He’s taking it fairly well, I mean, as well as anyone can I guess. But I mean, there really wasn’t anything to be ashamed of. As far as dick pics go, this has to be one of the bett-" 

"Ash, I’m going to need you to stop talking now.”

“Right, yeah, you probably don’t need to know the details, right,” he chuckled slightly to himself, but there wasn’t much mirth in it. You could tell this wasn’t Ashton’s normal light-hearted self. This was a sad attempt by him to make a bad situation seem a little better. 

“I’ll see you in a  bit,” you said, he answered with a goodbye and hung up. You then sent a quick text to your friend sitting back at the restaurant that you had essentially left abandoned: 

hey sorry i had to leave, emergency with Cal, I’ll call tomorrow. So sorry again xox

When you arrived at the hotel, the normal crowd of fans were camped outside the hotel. You tried to keep you head low as you walked down the block towards the front entrance. You were already upset as it was, you did not want to deal with any questions from anyone about what had happened tonight.

You were pleasantly surprised when the first comment after you had been spotted was, “[Y/N] tell Cal we’re sorry this happened, it’s not right!” And the girls around her joined in, not a bad word leaving their mouths. You smiled as you passed them and told them that of course you’d let him know and thanked them for their support and love and you were sure the boys appreciated it as well. 

Once you reached the lobby, you made a beeline for the the stairs, not wanting to wait for an elevator to pick you up, stripping off your heels in the process. Taking them two at a time you reached the third floor winded and sweating. On your way to they end of the hall where their rooms were located, you were already fumbling around in your purse for the key for the room. 

When you realized you couldn’t find it, you just took to knocking on yours and Calum’s door hoping he was in there. A grumpy voice answered behind the door, “Michael, I said I’m fine. Go back to your room, dammit." 

"Sorry, babe,” You called gently, “but I’m afraid I’m at my room and I’ve locked myself out.” Before you’d even gotten the sentence out the door was being yanked open and a disheveled Calum Hood greeted you. 

You smiled gently as you walked into the room, he shut the door behind you and the two of you just stood for a moment in the silence. You could tell he was upset. He had bags under his eyes that hadn’t been present just a manner of hours before, his hair was in disarray, and there was a certain set to his eyes saying something just wasn’t right. 

Without a word, you motioned him over towards you to wrap him in a tight hug. He buried his face automatically into the crook of your neck, one of his favorite hiding spots. “’m really sorry,” he mumbled out. “’m such an idiot. I thought she’d forgotten about it. It was like, from literally forever ago. I don’t even know why she still has that video.”

You caressed the soft hair at the base of his neck soothingly, hoping to ease some of the tension out of him. “There’s nothing to apologize for, love,” you placed a small kiss to his temple. He shifted himself slightly so he could peek an eye up at you. “It was an accident. It’s over now, so fuck it. We’re not going to worry about it.” He grunted and buried himself back into your neck. 

You could tell this was more than him being dismayed at his private video being put on the internet. He seemed embarrassed and almost hurt. On the cab ride to the hotel you’d flicked through twitter and seen just exactly what you were dealing with. The video did show more than you’d like to share with the general public about your boyfriend, and it had gone fairly viral, but nothing that people wouldn’t forget about eventually. You’d seen Calum’s tweets about it, and Ashton’s tweet that had since been deleted that nearly made you bark with laughter. 

Overall, yes, it was a shitty situation. The boy in front of you was feeling like just that, a little boy. He wasn’t exuding any of his normal confidence or self-assuradness. You pushed him back slightly to take his hand and lead him further into your room. 

“You know what we are going to do, though?” You asked while pulling his top. He shook his head no, lifting his arms to allow you to remove the cloth. “I’m going to order a pizza and we’re going to naked cuddle in this bed, okay?” He looked at you with an amused smile for a minute. He leaned down swept his lips over yours for a brief moment. He held you close for a second longer then moved away to start working on taking off his belt. 

Before you picked the phone up to call room service, you sent a quick group message to the boys: 

i’ve reached the target. I repeat. We are deleting snapchat as we speak.

After you’d set the phone down and ordered the pizza, you sat next to Calum. He tried to talk about some of the things he’d read on twitter about the whole ordeal. You shushed him with another kiss. “No more twitter talk, please. I don’t want to think about all those girls seeing what’s mine.” He smirked up at you as your phone buzzed with a message. You glanced at it briefly to see a message from Michael had popped up:

good. make sure ur boy keeps his ding a ling for your private viewing from now on plz. 

anonymous asked:

what social media do you see each of the boys using most/having the biggest following on? also i hope your day is going well!!!!

Ah, thank you! I hope your day or night is going well too!!

Oikawa:

  • his most popular social media sites are Facebook and Instagram, because they’re very public, and his fame and popularity gets him many friends/followers
  • his Facebook is very professional and volleyball-centric, although with a lot of pictures that he’s tagged in of him posing with people (friends, fans, etc), he’s not especially active on it
  • his Instagram is a little more personal, with like, gym selfies, pictures of meals he’s made/is having at restaurants, nice scenic pictures, general selfies, lots of flower and neighbourhood cat pictures, cute new clothes he’s bought, etc. Very cutesy captions with a few emojis and a tasteful amount of tags. It’s all very #aesthetic, and a carefully curated gallery that provides a very flattering picture of him (and, frankly, anyone else he associates with in the pictures)
  • his snapchat would probably give you the most unfiltered, unedited idea of who he is, but it’s the most private, only his teammates and some friends from other teams have him on snapchat
  • it’s all about Iwa-chan… like, two times out of ten it’s a joke, but most of the time it’s just the mundane shit the two of them do every day (“Iwa-chan & I saw neighbour’s cat again!!”, with a pic of Iwa-chan greeting the neighbour’s cat, or “Iwa-chan & I got popsicles!!! Yay!!” with a picture of them holding popsicles)
  • he probably tried to start a cute aesthetic blog, in the same vein as Instagram, but kept getting drawn in by alien conspiracy shit that was not at all #aesthetic… he deleted… he didn’t need that kind of temptation in his life

Iwaizumi:

  • Oikawa made him get an Instagram account, for the sole purpose of liking all of his pictures (“Don’t you get enough likes?” “But I need to know that you liked it Iwa-chan!”), and there aren’t any pictures on it… yet
  • kind of an old man when it comes to social media… he’s like bah, what a waste of my time! (and I mean really, what in his life does he need to take pictures of that Oikawa hasn’t already taken five pictures of from different angles?)
  • he has a Facebook, but it’s only to keep in touch with relatives that never visit, and any status updates or pictures he posts are always full of comments from elderly grannies and aunties (“Oh! Is that dear little Tooru, what a handsome young man he is now… you both are of course… give your mother my love…” etc)

Hanamaki:

  • wishes he had as many Instagram followers as Oikawa (he still has a fair few)
  • a similar sort of content as Oikawa, but more outfit of the day pics, city and train station pictures, and fancy restaurant food
  • although the images themselves are as carefully selected as Oikawa’s, a lot of Makki’s captions are like dumb inside jokes or an ironically ludicrous amount of long non-existent tags
  • it makes him seem like he doesn’t take himself so seriously, but he does. he looks great, why shouldn’t he. but he doesn’t want people thinking that… he’s just a laidback guy… he’s not. he looks great, why-
  • fairly active on Facebook too, although it’s mostly just sharing what he posted on Instagram and digging up people’s embarrassing posts from 2008 and 2011 by commenting on them (Oikawa hates that. hates it!!!! fuck off Makki!!!!!!!!)
  • after Kunimi, he uses snapchat the most… it’s all jokes and mocking though, not this mundane nonsense Oikawa snaps about

Matsukawa:

  • not especially active anywhere… he just forgets to check until Makki or Oikawa calls him up like why haven’t you been liking my Insta posts????
  • similar to Iwaizumi, he made an Instagram account just for liking Makki and Oikawa’s posts (he had double the pressure), but he actually posts some things on it, mostly of flowers in his mum’s shop, but sometimes of Kunimi’s cat, and the captions are like museum labels or something “Creamsicle, ginger Maine Coon, sat on the sofa.”
  • helps Makki make fun of people’s old Facebook posts
  • his snapchat is the same as his Instagram, but with a few more shots of teammates (his are less mocking more mundane, like Oikawa’s)

Kyoutani:

  • has more important thing to be doing (no, he doesn’t, he just doesn’t have any friends)
  • even if he somehow gets popular in third year, he probably still won’t see the appeal
  • like, we probably all know that one person with absolutely no social media presence
  • that’s Kyoutani
  • he secretly has a dog blog, you know the ones that make it seem like the dog is the one running the blog, and he posts pictures of his dog (”This is me in the park!”) and makes posts about her walks and reblogs pictures of sausages because Princess loves them 

Yahaba:

  • Oikawa got him into Instagram… there are so many good dog photos to like
  • he has a Facebook account too, but like Instagram, he just likes other people’s things, but doesn’t have much activity himself
  • there are a couple pictures of him on Facebook that Watari tagged him in, of them cooking or out and about on the town and such
  • has a snapchat… just sends snaps of good looking dogs to Watari for now, but I’m sure he’ll send them to Kyoutani too when they get on better

Watari:

  • very busy on Facebook, posting pictures and sharing cute cooking and baking videos, amongst other things
  • has an Instagram too, although he’s a little less active there, but has a fair number of followers, he mostly posts pictures of food he’s prepared or pictures of his cat
  • sends snaps with bad puns or other bad jokes as the caption, with some related pic as the image

Kindaichi:

  • like Kyoutani, Kindaichi has a very small social media presence
  • he has a Facebook account but that’s about it, and he mostly just leaves granny comments on everybody’s posts (alternatively, just comments about how cool the person/the picture/the post is)
  • doesn’t even have a snapchat to enjoy the team’s snaps…

Kunimi:

  • very active with the snapchat, there is never a time when is he not taking snaps of his teammates doing foolish things with clever captions, or his teammates just doing the same dumb shit they always do with clever captions
  • he only has other teammates on snapchat though… he wouldn’t make fun of them outside of the team, that’d just be cruel
  • can’t be bothered with anything else, even though Oikawa and Makki are trying to make him get on Instagram, because he takes really good pictures when he’s not just ridiculing his teammates!! (they also want him to like their pictures, but Kunimi is not such a softie as Iwa-chan and Matsun)
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OKAY EXCUSE ME WHILE I SOB. I met a fellow swede on the plane back to stockholm and he told me he’d taken alot of pictures during all three stockholm shows and so i asked him if he’d taken pictures of a girl onstage, and he answered “yeah, that was you, wasn’t it?“ and i’m all like YES HOW DID YOU KNOW and he said he recognized me and that he had seen me in the newspaper. SO he mailed me a few pictures, and this is one of them. i zoomed in on us on the screen and on us directly, so this is the same moment but one is showing bruce’s face and the other is showing mine :’)

anonymous asked:

Hi :D Don't know if you remember me, I had sent you an ask before (about shippers going overboard on Twitter) but ah, that's irrelevant anyway haha :'D I would like to ask another question now, if you don't mind. You have seen Exo live, right? I have heard from people that ChanBaek are seldomly physically close at concerts, yet they always pay a lot of attention to each other? Is that true, dear admin? What are your impressions on CB at concerts? Love you and your blog very much ♥

Chemistry (During the EXO’luxion in MNL)

Hello there darling~ <3 Oh ofc I remember you. You called me chill and how can I ever forget such flattering words from a sweetheart? Again, thank you for that :”) oh and it’s not irrelevant, I would love it if anons informed me if they have sent me an ask already so that I can address you with a different familiarity and form some sort of bond with you guys :D idk wat im saying. 

OR JUST DONT GO ANON SO THAT I CAN EASILY IDENTIFY YOU. I’M NICE TO PPL WHO R NICE TO ME I SWEAR LEL.

Anyways~ I don’t mind answering a question at all, it’s totally fine, I like it a lot actually. So never hesitate sending a message :D 


Oh yes I did see EXO live hihi. I still can’t believe it everytime I remember that day coz “shit I saw EXO live?” still kinda surreal and the whole occurrence still hasn’t fully sunk in hahaha.

During the concert (in Manila) I didn’t see BaekYeol being next to each other all the time. Like most BaekYeol shippers have observed, BaekYeol is more about subtle looks, touches, and everything subtle. They’re one  of the ships in KPOP that doesn’t rely on skinship just so they can keep sailing. 

Like during peter pan (not the hug) Cy was ‘feeding’ Bh with the big ass spoon. 


And sometimes I saw BaekYeol all alone in the same part of the stage. The stage had 3 parts. Yes I’m gonna go ahead and explain the vicinity of the arena in which EXO’luxion in Manila happened haha

  1. The first part is the main stage where they do the ments (talking and dance heavy performances. LMR, Overdose, Growl, CMB, The Star As well as Bh’s piano solo. The changing of clothes hot damn! And ofc Sehun time, and the rest of peter pan <3)
  2. The second part is the walkway. It’s literally a walkway haha. It separates the two VIP standing sections. Therefore, the people situated in the VIP standing (I’m here! haha) are SUPER near the members who walk/dance/stand by the walkway. Bh fcking danced while facing us hOW DaRE hE !
  3. The third part is the second stage. It’s located at the other end of the main stage. Right in front of the people in the third section of the VIP standing (I think puppy store was situated here). It’s shaped like a hexagon.

I just realized that I had a picture and all my explanations weren’t needed. But well, what’s done is done, appreciate my efforts!!!! hahahaha!


Now that you know how the arena looks like…Sometimes during the concert, I see both Bh and Cy simply walking past each other, or being near each other, or walking near each other. It’s not anything normal ppl would consider shippable but tAKE A LOOk pLS!

The chemistry is so strong even tho they’re not even interacting yet. hOW?!.


When changing clothes hot damn! they’re always next to each other (but I guess this is due to their formations)…But still. When next to each other or when interacting, and when they share even just the slightest glance or laugh…it’s honestly VERY hard to not see their chemistry. And just being dorky and very much like puppies?! BAEKYEOL WHY?!

The subtle glances and their perfect harmonization <3 <3 <3


On cam the chemistry is already very strong. But there’s just something different once you see it live. During one ment (the last one, after unfair), Bh and Cy were right next to each other and I was left stunned bc they look very very good together.

The height difference, the difference in their mannerisms, the way they butt in when one of them is talking, it all looked so endearing to me. (but this is filtered thru a delulu baekyeol shipper’s eyes so…)

THE CHEMISTRY IS SO STRONG. THIS WAS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABT. THE MENT IN WHICH BAEKYEOL STOOD NEXT TO EACH OTHER!! PLs tell me Im not the only one going crazy over their chemistry TT___TT

AND OFC THE HUG! Honestly I thought I’d be screaming and freaking out over seeing BaekYeol do interactions. But I found out that I was just gonna be left speechless once I see BaekYeol being BaekYeol in person. 

I couldn’t say anything, I could only observe them and hope that I would never forget how wonderful their relationship and interactions are. How they don’t need to show us anything to make us feel something.

The laugh tho ;;A;; baekyeol y u make me feel like dis my heart huhuhuhu.


Delulu? PREPARE FOR MORE.

Just by seeing BaekYeol in one stage and doing the subtlest things,like when Bh held Cy’s hand during The Star and seeming like he doesn’t want to let go adakdjhdfsdfsdf hjkh!=1 !

And seriously…the moment I saw Bh and Cy live, I remembered all the reasons why I shipped, still ship, and will continue shipping BaekYeol.

I guess that’s why even though I’m not that crazed over EXO anymore, I’m still very attached to BaekYeol. I just can’t bring myself to not ship them. Call me delusional but I will never ship BaekYeol as just bros.

I sometimes think that maybe what I’m doing is stupid. Trying to prove a relationship between two male kpop idols. Maybe I should stop. But then I see a photo of them both, I see them doing things like posting extremely similar pics and vids on ig (mic with name, msqrd? vids etc), interacting, and just…being BaekYeol.

A video posted by EXO_CY (@real__pcy) on Mar 2, 2016 at 7:26am PST

A video posted by EXO_CY (@real__pcy) on Mar 2, 2016 at 7:21am PST

A video posted by BaekHyun. (@baekhyunee_exo) on Mar 21, 2016 at 8:56pm PDT

A video posted by BaekHyun. (@baekhyunee_exo) on Mar 21, 2016 at 8:48pm PDT

Honestly wtf. They are such relationship goals I cant even…

pls pray tell how much more obvious BaekYeol can get. ugh <3


I agree with you darling. All of it. That although BaekYeol isn’t always near each other, they always make it apparent that they pay attention to one another <3 

BaekYeol has a chemistry as hot as the sun in person. And when they simply stood near/next to each other during the concert, my BaekYeol crazed heart already started skipping about 4 beats.

And when they hugged? Let’s say about 69 beats? hehe.


Anyways that was long. Let’s just say my impression on BaekYeol during concerts is THE CHEMISTRY IS TOOOOO STRONG LIKE EVEN WHEN THEY’RE FAR FROM EACH OTHER YOU CAN FEEL IT. AND ONCE THEY’RE NEAR EACH OTHER?!!! iT eXPLOdZES!

Hehe, thank you for sending another message darling! Please don’t think twice about sending another one when you have a question :** I hope you didn’t mind the kinda long answer haha.

Thank you for loving my blog! I really appreciate it! I love you too <3 <3 <3 have a good day! ^^

MEET & GREET! Submit your meet-and-greet stories to bryanstarsfanpictures@gmail.com. They are posted throughout the week.

Meet Damon at warped July 28th in Seattle and I couldn’t ask for anything more he made my day c: he is just a wonderful guy not only has he helped me but he helps so many other people and like I’m a brick wall and sometimes I crack and fall down but he is the cement that helps keep me together  sometime you need that push to send u flying and I don’t know him in person but I feel like I could trust him with my life and he is just an inspiration I suffer from anxiety and depression and use to self harm but i get to a point in life where I shut down everyone and didn’t get on my phone or computer just in my room for like 5 days and I remember turning my phone on and I got a notification that Damon uploaded a video and it was the suicidal thoughts one I think not sure but I remember just crying cos I just felt so alone and shut off the world not knowing that if I just opened my eyes to see that I wasn’t alone and that I can get through it that video helped me realize what I was missing In life and I thank him for picking me up and dusting me off and now I’m here in life happier than ever and no one can change that but I just wanna let Damon know how proud of him Iam cos it takes balls to have anxiety and be on warped meeting people everyday I know how hard it is and I just wanna say that I love Damon and just thank him for taking a pic with me haha cos who would anyway haha but in the end he is a great guy and funny and had a blast at warped.

Stromae Birthday Project !

On March 12, Stromae will celebrate his 31st birthday!!! In order to celebrate his birthday, we [the fans] are creating a video for him! which we will later send to him. If you want to take part in this video project, please keep reading =D

I would like you to film yourself doing the following:

• Say your name, age and where you are from.

• Bless Stromae with a “happy birthday” in your native language:)

• describe Stromae in one word.

• Mention your favorite Stromae song, it can be atm since its hard to choose.

Obviously Stromae makes great video clips, I would love for us, the fans, to remake them. You can remake one or more video’s.

Here is an inspiration list:

Papaoutai Tous les mêmes

Formidable

Ta fête

Alors on Danse

House'llelujah

Or one of his lessons (can be found under the YouTube channel dapastudio)

And finally, I want you to say one thing you want Stromae to know: How he influenced you / why do you love him, etc.

Please send all videos to the following address:

stromaebdayproject@gmail.com You can upload the videos by google drive, dropbox, or use wetransfer.

☆For questions you can ask me and @asgoodasgoldenhere on Tumblr / Email.

IMPORTANT You can send your video until: 30 November!

Why I wrap up so early? I have a couple of reasons. we will edit this project on our own, so it will be slow, long and I am in my exam year so I would like to take enough time to put this together and make it look great! PLEASE RE BLOG THIS POST SO MORE PEOPLE WILL BE AWARE OF THIS PROJECT =D

FAQs •Who can participate the project? - Everyone who wants to.

•If I don’t want to do all things, can I just wish him happy birthday? - Sure, but I hope a lot of people will take part in everything.

•If I don’t want to speak, Can I take a pic of me with a “Happy birthday” poster? – Yes.

•Can you guarantee Stromae will see the video? - sadly not, but I will do my best to make this work.

☆☆THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME AND HOPEFULLY YOU WILL CONTRIBUTE TO THIS PROJECT -

asgoodasgolden & shineemh ☆☆

anonymous asked:

So, you went to see Hedwig for the last time yesterday? How was it? Did you get to see Darren again? Tell me everything! I'm living vicariously through you!!

Hey, nonnie :) Yes, I went yesterday, and it was fantastic! They’re definitely pulling out all the stops as they reach the end of their run. It was so much more emotional than the last two times I saw it. I never mentioned before, but on the 17th, during that evening performance, when Hedwig goes to kiss someone in the front row, the guy fought Hedwig off. Like, almost decked him. Twice! This time, something similar happened to a lesser extent and Hedwig just gave up. Why do these people buy these front row tickets if they don’t want to chance getting kissed? Because, I’ll tell you, there’s other people willing to take the bullet if they don’t want to xD Actually, I was amazed by the amount of people in the lobby before the show who didn’t know Darren, and didn’t know what Hedwig was about. Like how? I realize that some people get season ticket packages so they basically just get a seat to every performance going on, but why not Google it and find out what it is you’re seeing? When the people next to me found out what Hedwig was about from the usher, they looked like they were going to vomit! It was weird. 

Anyway, I stayed after for the stage door after the matinee (which Darren normally doesn’t do, but as he wasn’t performing the evening show, he opted to do one). I stayed my distance to give people who didn’t get a chance to see him before meet him, so I was at the way end of the line, about three people before his vehicle. I was out there for two hours (after already standing out there an hour waiting for him) because I wanted to say hey and have him sign a picture I forgot to bring last time. I even shoved three people in front of me because they came all the way from Brazil and hadn’t met him yet. I was afraid he’d sign my pic and then leave without saying anything to them, and I’d feel like a louse for the rest of my life. But after he hugged them, he saw me. His eyes lit up (the way they do when people recognize someone) and he immediately gave me a hug. I didn’t want to keep him because security said he was already late for a previous engagement, and I didn’t want to be the person who made him late, so I kept trying to politely just get my pic autographed and sneak away, but he kept complimenting me (on my eye makeup, for one, which I thought was a hot as hell mess when I did it at 6 a.m. - I had been up since 4 because I had to take my mom to work, got ready at 6, picked up my car at 9, and left at 10!) and about my outfit, telling me how cute I looked. He even commented on my red ribbon, which I wore in honor of my dad’s fight with heart disease - a fight that I’m continuing in my own life). I tried to be smooth and tell him thanks and how much I appreciate him saying all that while trying to slip away, when he said the thing that (once again) just got to me - “I’ll be thinking of you next week” (when I start all my doctor’s appointments). And there I went. Smoothness gone. I tackle hugged him. I couldn’t help it. And do you remember that little, “Oof!” he and Chris uttered when Kurt throws himself at Blaine at the end of the Box Scene? Yup. He does that in real life, too. So, in the end, I turned into a hyperactive toddler and probably besmirched my image in his eyes for the rest of our lives. Here’s hoping he goes on tour and I get the chance to redeem myself xD Ugh! What is my life! xD Thank you for asking, nonnie :) I hope that was worth living through :) Stay blessed <3

***Edit: I’m sorry that it never dawned on me to add this previously, but the image below that I had signed, drawn by the amazing @thisdoesnotsuck was not downloaded and printed off the Internet without permission. It was purchased several years back with the money going to benefit, I believe, Young Storytellers, or through the Box Scene Project. I am not an advocate in any way of stealing art, which my followers know. I have many pieces of her incredible work, all purchased. <3

Also adding this image since I now have it, a little grainy but extremely appreciative, from a video that @summersharky was kind enough to send me :)

So I was too self conscious to post on selfie night (except Leyton, of course lol) but I had a number of people tell me I should post this video screencap “selfie”. I was afraid to, but I’ll put it up for now. It’s been 3 weeks today since she came to visit Leyton, and if nothing else I can use this pic to once again thank you Taylor for how incredibly happy you made my son, me, and my family. I’ve worried that I might not have expressed just how incredibly thankful I was or came off too casual, but it was absolutely incredible of you and all felt so surreal- and you’ve said before how we fans make you feel normal, so I wanted you to feel just that. The crazy and amazing part is that you made it feel normal too. Leyton plays with his toys all the time. He asks to watch “Tay” movie daily (aka the videos on the phone). As he gets older, I will never let him forget what you’ve done for us- and as it stands now, I don’t even think that’s a possibility. He adores you. Thanks for sharing my candy and acting like a kid with me playing the Big piano (good video to watch on days I’m feeling down- sorry we couldn’t quite get chopsticks to work haha) and making this self-conscious gal feel like a friend. Thank you for always reminding me that these things will change. Thank you for our beautiful gifts (I am in love with my necklace). Thanks for being so good to my son and so patient with him when he was shy and for riding down the street in a mini Mercedes because that was quite a site- and most of all, thanks for him being here. Miss you tons and hoping the thank you note/gift I will be sending shortly find its way to you :)

To those of you out there waiting to meet her- it’ll happen. Look how much she’s done and keeps doing- your time will come and it’ll be worth the wait. :) Stay beautiful, everyone.