You were born with a blood alcohol level of .03. So was everyone else in the state. When your grandfather dies, his friends and family say it was for the best; his freezer was empty of venison and he was down to his last Miller.
Once, you make the mistake of saying you don’t really like cheese. They threaten you with banishment. Even they don’t know if they’re joking.
A few years ago, you knew a kid who liked Brett Favre. You haven’t seen him for quite sometime, but the glint in Aaron Rodgers’ eye makes you wonder.
Everyone’s family, including yours, has land “up north”. No one’s quite sure where. You go there every summer anyway, and seem to leave a piece of yourself behind.
Every winter, you pray for summer. Every winter is colder than the last. You can’t remember being warm. The snow is 4 feet deep and you start the trek to school. It’s physically impossible to put on more layers. Your neighbors go down south. They don’t return.
You can hear the echoes of summerfest and country USA for weeks after. Everyone says they’re the out-of-towners who got separated from their groups, singing the last song they heard performed.
Point Place, Wisconsin isn’t a real city. It doesn’t matter. No one believes you. If you go through Kenosha, you can almost see the pot leaf on the water tower. But it isn’t really there. Neither are you.
You’ve never actually been on a dairy farm but you can tell how many cows there are from the smell. You are very protective of the dairy industry and don’t know why. The cows must be happy, you say. But what is your happiness to the cows?
i heard the fight in the end of the departing story step was supposed to be rly hard right? the one where ur party members are turned into little balls of light and u fight the eater or souls or w/e essentially solo??
because apparently i finished it first try in under 5 min and didn’t go down once and i’m just confused bc some ppl on my tl said their meta builds didn’t have enough dps but i was on a gd staff mesmer??? how this happen???