so so so so so stupid

Paladins As Things My Teachers Have Said
  • Shiro: "Huh. The school smells a lot like chemicals. I hope they're finally killing us."
  • Allura: *after getting complimented on her ring* "Haha thank you. I don't need men, I bought this myself!"
  • Pidge: "Just know, I never skip workdays. So if I don't show up assume I've won the lottery and fled the state."
  • Hunk: "Please don't ever yell at me I will cry and it'll be embarrassing for the both of us."
  • Lance: "Now if men ever use the 'blue balls' excuse on you I want you to point at his penis and laugh very loud. His balls won't be so blue anymore."
  • Keith: "You guys have been taking this class all year and all you've ever learned from me is how to properly cheat in gambling."

I love when Nazi defenders try to argue with me that the Nazis deserve a protest and nothing they did matters because “it only matters when someone gets hurt” when people did get hurt and a lot of them. Please. I’ve always wanted to know what it was like to be a brain tumor 😍😍

GUYS OMFG

SO I WAS SITTING HERE TALKING TO MY FRIEND WHO IS LIKE THE ONLY PERSON WHO KNOWS IN RL THAT I LIKE TICKLING

AND I SAID “I’m in a lee mood.“
AND THEY SAID “What does that mean?”
CAUSE THEY’RE STILL LEARNING

And I said “I just crave tickles right now…. I need someone to just tickle me when I want them to…. a butLER”

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A king and a potato

Thank you sm @nochujr and @suju-bangtan for tagging me in the bias selfie tag !! 💞 💞  (sorry that it took me so long)

I tried to recreate this iconic selfie but I flopped pretty hard lmao

I tag:

@peachysugas, @kazzeyy, @taelents, @cherubsoo, @lostmytae, @youmakemebejin and anyone who wants to do this !!

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Looks like I’m playing the very popular game “let’s see in how many different ways I can have these two end up together”