so so jank

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Please, Oikawa-san, take me away. I don’t care where, as long as it’s far away from here.

This is from the very beginning of the amazing road trip au created by the wonderful @mooksmookin!! (do ask them about it, it’s really great!!) I have a small comic for this that I’m working on, but since it will probably take a while, I’m just going to post these two pics.

papa iwa hcs no one asked for

but that youre all gonna get anyways

  • Papa Iwa being the hot and mysterious dad all the moms talk about but really its just that none of them have talked to him and if they did he’d totes be all for a fucking bake sale lets go
  • Iwa having the best fucking muscles that all the kids like to hang off and they always go to him for airplanes and being lifted in the air. It’s spectacular
  • Papa Iwa w his hubby Oikawa and their kid looking like friggen models when they leave the house
  • DAD SWEATERS IN WINTERRRR
  • TANK TOPS IN SUMMERRRR
  • him staying home when their kid is sick and making soup and just being the best fucking nurse dad
  • Iwa taking over helping w homework cause Oikawa gets it but its been like a thousand years since hes had to practice english okay
  • papa iwa being the dad that always caves and allows chocolate milk before bed
  • loser dad iwa that wears socks and sandals ouo
  • im just so gone for dad iwa just imagine him in everything pls talk to m e
Mass Effect Andromeda!

So I dove in for a couple of hours today.

It’s good! Or at the very least it’s fine. I’m having fun with it!

And yes, there’s some DEFINITE jank in this game. I’ve found some silly, silly stuff and I’m finding it really fun to discover. It’s like reverse easter-eggs. XD

So far I saw some of the goofy talk animations, but my favorite so far was the Salarian director who has two assistants behind him, a Turian and an Asari. The only parts of their models that move are their heads, their bodies are completely rigid and stiff. Even the director motions around a bit like a person normally would, but their models are HARD LOCKED in place and I found that hilarious.

Oh, and Ken Ryder (my guy) looks fuckin’ goofy, but that’s mostly my fault. I have -never- been good at making a decent looking face in any sort of character creator. No seriously, I suck so hard at it.

It runs on the same engine that Dragon Age: Inquisition ran on, for better or for worse. Movement feels almost EXACTLY like DA:I, including the buildup to the normal light jog they make.

Story has me intrigued though, which is the big thing.

I might actually stream this on Thursday night instead of Final Fantasy 7. I’ve been saying things OUT LOUD to my screen that I really think people would find hilarious.

An example:

“Go ahead and see the director, Ryder.”

“That’s Pathfinder.”

ME: “RIDER YOU’VE BEEN PATHFINDER FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES CALM YOUR DICK DOWN FOR A SEC”

…So yeah. It’s fun! I’m having fun at least. It’s not perfect, but it’s more Mass Effect, which is essentially what I wanted.

Tomorrow after work I’ll actually get to it, i basically started the “Citadel” part of the game today. :P

Sneaky liz came to steal Mimikkyu’s berries, but the dang kid just wants to make him flower crowns and be friends.

Bonus: They’re BFFs now and if anyone makes fun of Salandit’s cherished flower crowns, HOO BUDDY they’ve got some hell to pay.

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@princessjimmynovak​ asked: jimmy novak + pale gold and cream

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