so says me and literally everyone else

Hey guys, my Conspiracy crew, can you do something for me? For yourselves? For literally everyone on this site? Please don’t fight with strangers on the Internet. After all these years I still don’t understand why we’re doing this. There are SO many people on this site that don’t like what we have to say and you know what? That’s perfectly fine. Don’t fight them. Don’t call them names. And you know what else? Don’t stick up for yourselves when they do it to you. Yeah. I’m suggesting you take it.

Everyone on this site is trying to have fun. I get dragged all the time but I’ve never once, not once in a year on this site, engaged someone who vehemently disagreed with me. Anyone can check my blog, you’ll never find an example of me 1) attaching myself to other’s posts to disrespect them 2) publishing hateful anons 3) Calling anyone names 4) giving the microphone to people who don’t like me. It’s not hard.

I once lost 40 followers in one day a few months ago because I stuck up for a Sheriarty blog who, I believed, made a good point. And you know what? Good. I didn’t want those people on my blog anyways.

People are going to attack you all day long. Stay in your own lane. Use the appropriate tags. Don’t take everything personally. We’re here to have fun. How can you possibly have fun arguing with strangers about a TV show? Block who you need to. Avoid certain tags.

People are going to read your blog. They decide if they like what you have to say or if they don’t. The choice is always theirs. No need to assert your ideas to people who don’t agree with you or don’t like what you have to say. Those who want to listen, they will stay. And, honestly, most of those bloggers you don’t like will leave you alone if you leave them alone.

You don’t have to listen to anything i just said, if you don’t want to. This is just a suggestion. But I’m having a great time on this site because I get back what I put in.

“I wish, you know? She’s not even my girlfriend, but I was naive enough to believe, that we could be together one day. But then she literally disappeared and at first I was worried, but now I’m almost 100% sure she just got bored of me, just like everyone else. Seriously, what’s wrong with me? It’s so easy for everyone else to find somebody to love, why can’t I?”

“You’re perfectly fine, Fawn. I know we’ve known each other for not too long, but I already can say you deserve better, than this girl and it’s her loss if she doesn’t want to be with you! If I were her, I’d never do such thing, you’re a beautiful, smart girl, Fawn. Don’t let anyone ever feel like you’re not good enough, because the truth is, you’re just too good.”

“That’s gotta be unfortunate, being so buff and so full of leprosy” is one of the weirder sentences this show has produced.

Yes, letting Tary and Grog go shopping on their own while everyone else does research seems like a great way to keep them out of trouble! Smash-cut to Grog artfully arranging two unconscious Bastions in the middle of a shop while Tary tries to vomit on them.

The comedic potential of Doty being absurdly literal in following vague instructions is the funniest dang thing that never even occurred to me when the character was introduced.

Also, I am always suspicious when Matt says he just has a couple more story beats he wants to hit before ending for the night.

  • gavin: i cant believe you guys are daring me to kiss michael you guys are messed up :)))
  • everyone else: what are you talking about
  • gavin: :) ))) )) man you guys are so crazy for making me do this
  • everyone else: we literally didnt make you do anything??? stop this
  • gavin: michael commere theyre making us kiss :))))))))))))))))) ))))))) )))
  • everyone else: oh my god

“Asexual women are fucking useless because what good is a 40 year old woman without a child and a man? I’m not saying women owe men sex or anything, but sex should just be something that comes within a relationship, and so should children if you are to get married.”

Manslation: The Lord came to me one day and said, “Listen up, Tim, I’m putting you in charge of everyone else’s business.”

I said to the Lord, “Are you sure, Lord? I am but a humble dude bro. I have nothing to offer but… wait, I literally have nothing to offer.”

“Yes, I am sure,” said the Lord. “Look inside your heart and decide for everyone who they are and how they feel. Start with women and your many opinions about how their human worth depends on their sexuality and how they are nothing more than vending machines for sex and babies.”

I asked him, “May I practice with you just once?”

He nodded gravely. I cleared my throat and said, “I’M NOT SAYING WOMEN OWE MEN SEX, IT’S JUST THAT THEY DO ACTUALLY OWE MEN SEX ALL OF THE TIME. … How was that, Lord?”

“You will make a fine Douche Angel, Tim. Go forth with my blessing.”

Witch

TW: Mentions of Attempted Rape

Morgan was going down tonight and although I wouldn’t be witness to it, I’d have the pleasure of knowing what was going to happen.

No one liked Morgan… well that’s a lie. Lots of people liked her. I did not. Neither did my friends. She was a waste of space and nothing special. Except for the fact she wanted to suck off Satan.

She was a witch.

It wasn’t like I saw her wearing a pentagram or chanting in tongues. But how else did she get everyone to like her? She was so boring. She was nice to literally everyone, even the shitty algebra teacher. She had all these friends, and no one had anything bad to say about her. Even when she ‘forgot’ to do an assignment, her teacher excused her and gave her another day.

Fat chance they’d ever do that for me.

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taylor york: the glue that keeps paramore together. i’ve been saying it since the day josh and zac left and i said it when jeremy left and i’m gonna say it till the day i die.

like we all know hayley would never give up on paramore, she’s expressed that many times, but taylor, he doesnt talk about it much, and to know that each time he’s literally been like “fuck everyone else i still love being in the band I’m gonna stay” just makes me really appreciate him so much. he should be more appreciated and it makes me mad when he doesnt get that

he really is a true friend, and really is just as passionate about paramore as hayley is. i’ve seen ppl say they probs won’t last many more years but they will cause hayley has taylor and they are literally so fucking talented they’re unstoppable.

conclusion: thank you taylor york for never giving up on paramore, for never giving up on hayley, for pretty much just never giving up on it all. you’re passionate af about all this and it’s the best thing

Domesticity. (Gladiolus) [2]

And here’s Gladio’s home life with an s/o. Enjoy!

As a side note, I’m going with my personal headcanon scenario for this. Which is to say the lives of the characters played out as they should have and all the misery in the movie and game didn’t happen. If you’d like something else hit me up :)

Gladiolus.
As I’ve mentioned before, he is after all a blue blood so there will be employees around to handle chores. So that would be taken care of. He’d be incredibly busy, because being the right hand man of the King is demanding. But he’s a family man at his core so he would be home as often as he could manage and would avoid too many late nights. On days where he could afford to work from home, he absolutely would. Even though he’d be swamped then too, it’d make him happy that his s/o would be nearby and would be able to check in on him. In the event that there are children as part of the picture, he’d be that much more serious about being home. Wanting to be home for his children more than his father was for him and Iris. And those times where his hands are absolutely tied up, and he can’t head home for a long while, he’d try to have Iris keep his s/o company so they wouldn’t have to be alone.

Typically, the chefs would take care of making meals. On meaningful days, (think birthdays and anniversaries) he and his s/o would feel a little compelled to whip up something special. Usually both work together, but Gladio functions more like an assistant because his culinary expertise is limited. These said meaningful days also bring out his romantic side. So he tries to buy gifts, flowers, whatever he has the time for. Even a loving gesture on and off. Iris is involved here too but he also reaches out to Prompto and Ignis, because if he has a sweet gesture planned he’d feel extremely uncomfortable asking the employees to arrange it. And to him it feels more special when the people closest to him are involved.

Living together also means that there will be low moments. Fights, bad days, things along those lines wouldn’t be unheard of when living with another person. But Gladio is a sensible and mature person. Even if he were to lose his cool, he wouldn’t be explosive. Cold and brusque, sure. But not explosive. He also tries to communicate with his s/o as often as possible so even the bad days are manageable. As I said before, he’s a family man. He would want to do as much as he possibly can. His home life matters to him like that.

Have some random Haikyuu!! headcanons out of nowhere! i don’t even know what I’m doing anymore tbh, like, I’m literally spending my free time writing Haikyuu!! hcs when I should be writing an essay. (this anime will be the end of me)

  • Bokuto’s favorite movie is Alvin and the chipmunks, but he can never watch it on his own without crying, so the other members of Fukurodani have to watch it with him
  • When I say the rest of Fukurodani I mean Akaashi because everyone else makes up excuses on why they can’t go
  • Iwaizumi probably can’t drink at all, he’s a total lightweight and is definitely a clingy drunk. Oikawa doesn’t mind though, actually he thinks it’s the funniest most adorable thing ever (he also takes a lot of pictures, but Iwa-chan doesn’t need to know that)
  • Fukunaga is the best at throwing Halloween parties, they’re always super detailed and just overall great. No one really know it’s him who plans them tho, not even the rest of the volleyball team
  • Terushima likes to go ghost hunting with the rest of Johzenji even though none of them ever want to go. Imagine one day Terushima trying to convince Daishou to go on a date with him and Daishou says yes, but instead of taking him on a date Teru takes him to an abandoned house in the middle of the night
  • Asahi has nearly blinded himself by spraying deodorant into his eye. He thought he was for real gonna die and started crying and breaking down, until Daichi and Suga finally decided to bring him to the hospital
  • Kuroo likes to eat nutela straight from the jar, he’ll just dip his spoon in and take a giant glop of it. One time Yaku slapped the spoon out of his hand and what did Kuroo do? He stuck his hand in the jar is what he did (Yaku has never been more disappointed with his children) 
  • Futakuchi once got so tired of waiting for his video to load that, in a fit of rage and frustration, he smashed the laptop on the ground then threw it out an open window. The worst part is that it wasn’t even his laptop, it was Aone’s
  • Yaku usually never misses school, so when he doesn’t show up for a week rumors start going around that he died, and some people actually believe it especially Lev. Everyone freaks out when he comes back the following week. (he went on some rich person vacation w/ his family and didn’t bother telling anyone) 
  • Hanamaki once tried to convince a drunk Matsukawa to wear a dress, it worked and thus Drag Queen Matsun was born. Matsun saw the pictures the next day and instead of getting angry he’s like “damn I look good~”
  • Hanamaki breathes a heavy sigh of relief,and he agrees, Matsun looks amazing
  • Kuroo is also a drag queen and a pretty good one too. It all started when Kenma asked him to wear a dress which then escalated to Yaku doing his makeup, Kai doing his hair, and Yamamoto and Fukunaga 
  • The captains dress up in drag and have a competition, no one wins because they all end up cheating and Oikawa sabotages Kuroo (who he had an alliance with) by pushing him off the stage durring his dance number
  • Matsun was the judge

Literally everyone else is allowed to have autism headcanons except autistic people.

Christopher from the curious incident of the dog in the nighttime? Never stated in the book to be autistic, but ppl love using him as an example.

Jake from Touch? Never been confirmed but he was sold as an autistic character when the show first came out, officially and otherwise.

Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory? NT ppl love saying “he seems so autistic to me” and putting him on a pedestal as some kind of major step for autistic representation.

Literally, go find some page on an autism website that lists autistic representation or tries to explain what autism looks like via fictional characters. Odds are half of them aren’t even officially stated to be autistic. Some are there bc another character or the creator “joked” they are autistic. The rest are probably Rain Man expys. Welcome to autistic representation in media.

But of course autistic people seeing themselves in their faves and producing Relatable Autism Fan Content™ to make themselves feel less inhuman, freakish, or isolated is the real problem lmfao

im jsut mmad cuz. i got misgendered on isntagram doing some stupid tag game adn when i corrected the guyrunning the page he was like “well how was i supposed to know those were ur pronouns wtf” and tthen proceeded to make a video complaining about me and completely redescribed the situation so i was the Big Bad Guy for LITERALLY saying “im not a her, my pronouns are on my page” LIKE……… he made a video being like “this is why i never play instagram tag games is cuz theres always one idiot who ruins it” adn then kept deleting my commmetns and blocked me so i couldnt defend myself SO YA

I remember when i came out as ace to my mom and other ppl and described what that meant, they all said “isn’t that normal tho” and at the time i actually got offended by that, and I was the one saying “no it isnt!!” bc the ace community on tumblr had taught me that being ace OTHERED me from everyone else. Ace tumblr made me believe that non-ace ppl were like these sex-driven ppl who just wanted to have sex all the time and that that was NORMAL and so i was ABNORMAL

Literally the community of ppl who are claiming to be oppressed were the ones who told me i was weird and abnormal for being ace

Like every single person i talk to could be on the ace spectrum but they dont ID as ace bc tbh, asexual is rarely a cohesive identity, just as “allosexual” isn’t (and hence wherein some of the problems w the term “allosexual” come in to start with). You can’t have two distinct groups n say “this group experiences sexual attraction and this one doesnt” bc there are literally SO MANY ways to experience those things. And all those lil variations? Ppl arent oppressed for those. Are some maybe considered weirder than others? Yea, absolutely, but that doesn’t make oppression because at a systematic level, there’s no one going “look at all these ppl who aren’t sex-cr*zy, we need to kill them all” bc it’s actually NORMAL and COMMON w most people to have discrepancies with sexual attraction

It’s just interesting to think about.

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as soon as I went up to van last night he told me to sit with him and hang out after everyone else left- I couldnt be happier, being with him for so long and talking about everything felt just like the old shows!! he sang me songs from the new album and told me the tracklist and we were looking through pictures joking about how old he looks now compared to last year. we talked about literally everything there was to say and catch up on with each other, he is genuinely one of the kindest people and I’ll appreciate it always :)

In the camp fire

All the players are new to D&D and have no idea of what’s going on. Our DM has our characters traveling together as guards to a caravan for a small background set up. We decided to set camp for the night as he explains the rules.

DM: okay, so you all get in the camp fire.
Bard: IN the camp fire?
DM: oops, sorry i meant aroun-
Me: [SCREAMS]
DM: why woul-
Literally everyone else: [SCREAMS]
DM: …. this was a mistake

anonymous asked:

tell us more about your journey with him! going from fwb to more, what caused it to finally become more?

ooo ok!

We met on Twitter, (if anyone asks how we met he says “slid into her dms cos she a peng ting” 😂) I scrolled through so many messages and for some reason decided to reply to him out of everyone else, we spoke literally just about our dogs for 2 whole days straight. (He sent me a photo of him and his dog and tbh I think I fell in love the moment I saw it 🌝). Then we just spoke more and it became more flirty and we spoke about life and how we weren’t looking for anything serious, we both kinda came up with the idea of trying fwb, met not long after and spent the weekend together, getting drunk and talking, it was really nice.

We saw each other every weekend after that, but each weekend it just kinda progressed, we went from being fwb to seeing each other, to then being like ah fuck it, it’s working, we’re happy lets just be together and see how it goes. Then not long after he asked me to live with him (it was expensive being long distance and I spent more time at his house than mine so it just made sense).

I met all his family, and spent the whole summer with them, they paid for me to go on holiday with them (fucking angels!!) which was really amazing because I got to see his cousin get married and they made me feel like part of the family even though we hadn’t been together that long and they honestly mean the world to be.

I’ve been living with him over a year and now we’re looking for our own place to start our adult life and we’re gunna adopt a pooch!!! ✨☺️

ok…. but please consider the foxes all having to match for a banquet/press thing

  • they all wear the same color (i saw a post that said they wear all white to combat the raven’s all black but i cant find it now but this is a continuation of that)
  • of course, like, nobody has a full white suit or whatever
  • so
  • foxes go on a shopping spree 
  • allison spends the money so all the guys can have perfectly tailored suits
  • DAN IN A SUIT OK OK OK OK
  • allison in a fitted and flawless dress and renee in a super flowy one
  • nicky actually probs is just in nice white slacks and a white button up with the sleeves rolled
  • neil’s brain stops working when he sees andrew all dressed up
  • “don’t look at me like that” says andrew and neil says at the exact same time “you look so good holy shit”
  • when they arrive, the ravens/literally everyone else are so intimidated because the foxes look like gods
  • wymack: “andrew, please don’t murder someone tonight, and if you do just don’t stain the damn suit”
  • a photographer is there (for some reason, let me have this) so they request to get a group pic of the foxes
  • they all look fly as hell so they agree
  • short ones in the front and tols in the back, and the height difference would be comical if the short ones weren’t so terrifying
  • neil and andrew stand right next to each other
  • close enough that all the foxes notice, but people who don’t know wouldn’t suspect anything
  • so anyway
  • they do a couple pics, the photographer tries to get one with everyone smiling but andrew doesn’t smile, so they also do Serious and Intimidating pics
  • one of the the intimidating ones ends up on the cover of a really popular exy magazine
  • the team buys a hundred copies
  • kevin is thrilled
  • dan emails the photographer to get a copy of the original image
  • he sends it to her immediately, so she prints it out and hangs it in the lounge with the rest of the pictures she’s taken over the years, as well as giving each fox a copy
  • neil gets his framed
  • “junkie” -andrew, probably

anonymous asked:

ok so everyone knows you're one of the best writers in the fandom and that you're so sweet so i'm going to pick something else. you're so funny!! you're stories are some of the only thatmake me literally laugh and i always read your tags/answers to see what you say

Ah, you can’t just slip in two massive compliments and then hit me with another. Thank you SO much for the incredibly kind words, and oh man, I’m so glad someone finds me funny hahah

today i went back to promptcare because i was literally like crying at work and couldn’t do anything and there are a couple important things about this

1. when i said i had to stay until the supervisor could come in to cover for me, one of the back of house guys said he would help out up front if we got busy so i could go to the doctor

2. the asshole that used to work in foh and everyone wants gone walked past me literally crying and holding my ear (and still giving advice and help verbally to one of the newer staff members) without acknowledging me, saying anything, and was literally singing to himself i hate him so much if nothing else this just pisses me off more and he stole our coffee for an order so the barista had to brew more when it was getting busier i am so heated

3. my uber driver to promptcare had to pick up another person (bc i’m too cheap to not pool) and he detoured a block to drop me off at promptcare first it was so nice

4. i was disgusting and crying and everything at promptcare and the RN that saw me was really hot, like when he came in to the room i had a moment of oh shit (and he put me on stronger antibiotics and gave me ear drops too, which seem to already be helping a bit)

5. even after all of this my makeup was still perfect when i got home like the smashbox 24hr primer is the work of the gods that is the only saving grace in dealing with hot RN bc even though i was gross and infected i still had flawless makeup