so ruthless look at them go

Hiruzen had to get the bell test from somewhere right? So I’m willing to bet Tobirama came up with it and can you imagine Tobirama doing this bell test shit with his students. No mercy. He had these kids out here on the brink of death. Shit must have lasted a week. Hashirama probably came out to the field one day like “Tobirama, the parents are wondering where their children are—” 

“I’M BUSY HASHIRAMA” 

“OK i’M SORRY GOOD LUCK KIDS BYE”

SHIT THAT MUST HAVE BEEN AWFUL I FEEL SO BAD FOR TEAM TOBIRAMA THEY LITERALLY COULDN’T CATCH A BREAK TOBIRAMA WAS RUTHLESS HE DIDN’T EVEN GO EASY ON THEM HE WOULD WHOOP THEIR ASSES WITH NO HESITATION HE PROBABLY USED FLYING THUNDER GOD TO GET AWAY FROM THEM LIKE THAT’S NOT FAIR TOBIRAMA YOU ASSHOLE YOU CAN’T GO THAT FAST and he didn’t stand for any complaining omg

“Tobirama-sensei, can we take a break? We’re starving.”

And he just looks at them. “Are there still two bells in my hand?”

“…Yes”

“Then no. Don’t ask again.”

HE PROBABLY HAD THEM CHASING A CLONE THE ENTIRE TIME WHILE HE WAS AT HOME RELAXING. THESE KIDS ALMOST DIED FROM EXHAUSTION. fucking Tobirama this is why Hiruzen was such a lenient sensei Tobirama put him through hell 

Wearing his Coat (Reaper x Reader)

Reaper was cleaning and reloading his shotgun, as usual. Its like its his schedule to clean and reload. Sometimes he checks if they are broken, if so. He’s going to fix them. Sometimes he spend most of his time at the shooting range to make sure his guns are not broken.

Sometimes you wonder, why did you love and stay with him. Sure, he’s feared when people mention or dare to say his name. You’ve been into your thoughts with the 5W and 1H about you and Reaper. Hell, if they call him ruthless and remorseless. You don’t care. Reaper is a mercenary. Mercenary do it for the money. For Reaper, his goal is different than money.

Feeling bored, you looked around the share base of you and Reaper. Shotguns, shotguns shells, dishes, clothes, Reaper’s gloves, Reaper’s boots, your jacket, your hoodie and last of all was Reaper’s cloak.

A grin crept along your face as you went to the cloak who was placed neatly at the cloak hangers. Reaper always wear his cloak except when its Checking and Cleaning gun day. A cunning plan formed inside your head as you put on the cloak. It was warm and has the scent of Reaper.

The cloak was big since Reaper was taller and bulkier than you. His sleeves was short and it drap at your shoulders. The hoodie went over your eyes, making you seeing the outline of the cloak. You pulled back the hoodie and walked around. Trying to be like Reaper.

You cleared your throat, to make that deep voice of Reaper. “I am Reaper.” You said as you pranced around the living room. You make your hands to be like his shotguns. “I am death.”

“I have a deep voice and I must drink water if I continue speaking to my enemies.” You make a few shotgun noises to kill the ‘enemies’.

You jumped from the coach to the armchair. “I can fly like a bat. I am the dark knight. Whooossshh…”

You turned around and glared at the apple. “Another one off the list…” You shot the apple.

“Enemy down.” You speak to your imaginary headset.

You rolled on the floor and throw the pillow to the kitchen floor. “I work the kitchen shift.”

You went to the balcony to shout some more but the cloak was pulled by someone you know. “I didn’t teach you all my tricks.” Reaper said as he pull you away from the balcony.

“I’m just getting the objective.” You smiled. Reaper raised an eyebrow. “And that is?”

“Your heart.” You leaned towards him and gave him a short sweet kiss.

Reaper arms started to go to your waist but you pulled away, still smiling while blushing. “Let me finish the job.” Reaper said as he grab you and slung you like a sack.

“H-Hey!” You punched his back.

“You didn’t think I forget about you?” He patted your butt. “Your soul is mine…”

“I am so dead…” You muttered when Reaper put you on the bed, closed the bedroom door and turn off the light.

“Expect nothing less… from me.”

Noragami Pokemon Go Headcanons

- Yato uses a swegway/skateboard/rollerskates to get around. He then trips over and smashes his phone

- Yato spends all of his money on pokeballs

- Yukine names his Pokemon really weird names

- Hiyori is ruthless when looking for Pokemon, and jungle savates Yato when he follows her and steals them

- Bishamon rules all of the gyms in Takamagahara

- Bishamon is really bad at throwing pokeballs so she uses Choki to help her

- Kazuma likes playing but he only catches the common Pokemon and backs Bishamon up in the gyms

- Kofuku is bad at the game and all the Pokemon stay away from her

- Kiun plays in his spare time and has a Charizard

- Ebisu uses Kunimi to help him catch Pokemon

- Everyone uses teleporting to get to where the Pokemon and stops are

- Bishamon’s shrines have a lot of pokestops so Yato has to sneak in to them

- Bishamon finds out what he’s doing and beats him up

- Tenjin lets Yato use his shrines pokestops if he does jobs for him

- Fujisaki is good at catching Pokemon and tries to capture Bishamon’s gyms

- Bishamon beats Fujisaki up

- Nora likes the ghost and water type Pokemon

anonymous asked:

The thing I don't get about the "harry hates louis for signing with sony" people is as if they act like Sony didn't hurt him as well?? They literally closeted BOTH of them. One Direction chose NOT to sign with Syco again, which Sony now owns. Everything about Harry's music is shady as hell, so I really don't think he'd willingly go back to that company that did that to both of them. Sony is ruthless (just look at MJ & Prince) so until harry says it I'm not believing he willingly signed with them

I know! Somehow people seem to forget how much Harry has suffered under them as well. I think that’s because they perceive his situation right now to be so much better than Louis’. But I keep coming back to the fact that we know next to nothing about what is going on. It’s so completely shady and things keep changing from day to day. I very much think there are two teams at work - with at least one of them limited in what they can say publicly - and that’s part of why nothing makes sense. 

I’ve said this before, I think SONY is horrible. Maybe only slightly less horrible than when Tommy Mottola was in charge, but still horrible. However, I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone talk about any record companies that are wonderful places to be. They all try to take advantage of the artists. They all try to control their images. They will most likely ALL closet young, gay stars, at least in the beginning. I don’t like the idea of SONY making any more money off of these boys, nor do I like the idea of Harry having to work with people who have hurt him and the people he loves, for years. However, if he chooses to sign with them then he has very good reasons for doing it, the least of which would be the money. And whoever he signs with, he will be certain to negotiate a contract that benefits him, and the people he loves, in the best possible ways.

He’s not that naive, starry-eyed 16-year old boy who just wanted to break into the business anymore. He’s a huge mega star who everyone is clamoring to sign. He’s got so much more power now. And I trust him to make good decisions. 

anonymous asked:

Is everyone with powers Among Us based of someone from X-Men? I've been able to pick out some of them but others like Akaashi I can't quite figure out :O

no, akaashi specifically came from my roommate looking through a wiki list of powers and being like “what if… pheromone manipulation?”

originally when we were tossing ideas at each other akaashi was going to be a ruthless pickpocket who used his powers to seduce people because why not but i had just read a really good shy akaashi and wanted to write that so… this happened instead

obviously i took a lot of powers from the x-men, but some of them are just for fun or like… “why not” and some of them started from x-men storylines and then sort of slid away (tendou and semi, for example, are mastermind and emma frost respectively, but they are unrecognizable at this point)

also i started with just the setters as mutants but then i really wanted kuroo to be the gambit to kenma’s rogue and…

look honestly i started with “kenma has to be rogue because a favorite is a favorite” and everything else just slid into chaos, is what i’m saying