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Practically the Babysitter’s Club

Fandom: Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Words: 2413

Summary: Someone (a surely desperate someone) gives Rosa a baby to take care of. (And Amy is totally the unofficial Kristy of the group.)

Notes: This is ONE HUNDRED YEARS late. I am barely exaggerating, honest. Thanks to @notsoclevertitle, who has the patience of a SAINT. I’m sorry this is horrifyingly late. You are wonderful.

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anonymous asked:

I'm in desperate need of fic where Derek romances the hell out of an awkwardly blushing and flattered Stiles.

Yo Dudeman, Fluffy has you covered. YOU READY FOR THIS FLUFFY AS FUCK SHIT?!?!?! (Also, somewhere along the way, this kind of became an amalgamation of awkward flirting, and miscommunications, and oblivious idiots in love, and Derek being cute as a button.)

The Time Stiles Totally Knew What He Was Doing by otatop

1,462 I Humor, Fluff
Not Rated (Fluffy calls it General-Teen)
Stiles aggressively woos himself.
Derek is there too.

Sweet Miscommunication by twinSky

2,190  I  AU-Human
General Audiences
The one where Derek thinks Stiles has a sweet-tooth and tries to woo him with baked goods.
(He’s wrong, but it all works out.)

An Intermediate Guide for the Lycanthropic Lovelorn by ladyblahblah

3,165 I Crossover: Harry Potter
General Audiences
Stiles doesn’t know why Derek Hale has asked him to go to Hogsmeade with him, but he’s preparing for the worst just in case.

Enamour Me by stilinski

3,417 I Fluff, Romance
General Audiences
or, “How to Woo An Oblivious Human College Student According to Derek Hale.”

The Shells at the bottom of the Sea by Narval

4,235 I Merman!Stiles, Merman!Derek
General Audiences
The one where Stiles is a seal merman trying to fit in with the sharks.

He Wouldn’t Do That by ChatterboxAngel

4,823 I Oblivious!Stiles
Teen and Up
It was just Stiles’s luck that the first time he was hurt enough to actually land himself in the hospital, there were no supernatural causes or circumstances. Except that it was Derek’s fault…okay, no, Derek was just trying to be nice. It had been a human asshole who started the fight.

I Think the Problem Here is There’s Nothing Wrong by wait_for_it

5,156 I Oblivious!Stiles
Teen and Up
“Stiles wasn’t really sure what was going on, but if he had to guess, he’d say Derek Hale was losing his touch. The amount of times he’d been called out with the guy, presumably to stake out some new supernatural baddie only to have it be a false alarm, was starting to inch into the double digits.”
In which Stiles and Derek are dating and everyone knows it. Except Stiles.

Five Times Stiles Needed A Crash Course On Wolfy Behavior and the One Time He Figured Shit Out by 1lostone

5,210 I Possessive!Derek
Mature
Pretty much what it says on the tin. Written for hungrylikethewolfie (ladyblahblah) who had a bad day and requested possessive!Derek and Oblivious!Stiles.

Game On by stilinskisparkles

6,393 I AU-College
Teen and Up
Derek first sees him from across the quad four days into fall semester. He’s sitting on one of the long benches, a marker pen in his mouth, grinning at something the kid lounging on the bench beside him is saying. When he laughs properly he pulls the pen out and throws his head back, his neck a long, lean line Derek is entranced by. He flicks the page in his book and highlights something, tossing the cap up in the air and catching it with his teeth.

I’ve Been Losing Sleep by bonnie_bee

7,123 I 3/? I A/B/O
NOTE: Possibly Abandoned
Teen and Up
It’s not that Derek thinks he doesn’t have what it takes to catch Stiles’ attention, it’s just that there are so many other people, other alphas competing for him. Alphas with bigger packs, alphas that aren’t totally fucked up by their tragic past, alphas that don’t allow themselves to be bossed around by their beta sisters and suckered into babysitting all the time.
Okay, actually, yes Derek has serious doubts about his ability to get Stiles to notice him. But he’s waited too long for this chance to back down now, and Derek will be charming and suave even if it kills him.
It probably will.

The One Where Derek Is Courting And Stiles Fears The Zombie/Werewolf Apocalypse by im_not_a_lizard

8,318 I Oblivious!Stiles
Mature
Written for this prompt: Awkward courtship funtimes! Derek is courting Stiles in the way that all male animals go about impressing their mates. Giving them practical (if weird, like, Derek gives Stiles 10kg of steak) gifts, making a nice home (he starts renovating the old Hale house), weird shit like that. Stiles is oblivious, and Scott keeps sort of helplessly hinting at what Derek is doing to little effect. Make me giggle and squeal into my pillow anon.

You and Your Stupid, Perfect Smile by Omni

8,881  I  AU-Coffee Shop
Mature
The last thing Stiles expected to see that morning was the guy he’d been crushing hard on for months standing there dripping wet and practically naked.
The last thing he wanted was to have to buddy up to the guy for the sake of his roommate, Erica, who had evidently started dating him.
The last thing he’d ever intended was to come between them.

Dr. Stilinski vs. The World by Fletcher

14,514    A/B/O
Mature
Stiles is mostly interested in becoming the best omega doctor this world has to offer. He is NOT interested in the lame alphas who keep chasing after him.
Derek Hale doesn’t stand a chance.

Trees are always a relief after dealing with people (except when they aren’t) by ravelqueen

15,889   Fluff, Wing Kink
Mature
Derek Hale decides to become a hermit before he reaches 25. Too bad he picked Beacon Hills as his retirement home.
(Or the one where Stiles is a wood nymph/pixie/human hybrid who falls in love with his new grumpy werewolf neighbour)

it’s free (and always will be) by kellifer_fic, and maichan808 (maichan)

31,681  I  Fake/Pretend Relationship
Explicit
Stiles starts looking around, like there’s someone who’ll rescue him from this painfully awkward situation and Derek can’t blame him. All he can think is this is some kind of elaborate prank Laura is playing on him after she’d found his pile of Fangboy back copies last month.
Or, the one where Derek has to marry a human to save Clawbook and it turns out to be Stiles. He’s completely doomed.

Werewolf Love Songs, Vol. 1 by aggybird

37,157 I Humor, Pining
Explicit
Peter decides to use the power of Barry Manilow’s music to make Stiles and Derek fall in love.
Meanwhile, there are monsters and stuff, and Stiles and Derek are stupid.

Ain’t Nothing so Good as the Cake and Eating it by sofonisba_found

51,001  I  15/15  I  Pining, Deputy!Derek
Mature
Derek thinks he’s doing alright in life, with his family at his side and a job he loves. Despite his family’s concerns he remains adamant that he doesn’t need a mate, afraid to take the risk of letting anyone close enough to try to hurt his family again. That is until he realizes that his true mate has been right under his nose for years, and that now through his inaction he may lose him.

Okay! I hope this answers your ask and that this is what you wanted.

Love and internet hugs,

Fluffy Wolf