so not kosher

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Les Amours De Marius - Chapter 1 - Elenchus - Les Misérables - Victor Hugo [Archive of Our Own]
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OR The Fakest Fake Dating AU: a farce in four acts.

All Marius wants is for his grandfather to give him permission to marry the girl he loves. He’s not quite sure how this led to him pretending to be engaged to two of the most disreputable of his disreputable friend’s disreputable friends, but here they are, and Marius is nothing if not committed in the service of love.

A (loosely) canon era fake dating AU, staring Marius Pontmercy, Bahorel, and Grantaire.

Reminder to all my gluten-free/celiac friends that LOTS of Passover food will be on sale now, since Passover ended at sundown - so check the kosher section or holiday section of your local store for gluten-free deliciousness to stock up on. Wegman’s, especially, has a great Passover selection, and a lot of it is on sale right now but going out of stock really quickly. I got a bunch of gluten-free egg noodles for half what they normally cost, and treated myself to some gluten-free black-and-whites. 

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The Shaolin Cowboy: Who’ll Stop the Reign? #2 (of 4)

Geof Darrow (W/A/Cover), Frank Cho (Variant cover), and Dave Stewart ©
On sale May 24 • FC, 32 pages • $3.99 • Miniseries
The Shaolin Cowboy hits town, and it hits back. With King Crab in hot pursuit, he runs straight into the not-so-kosher menace of HOG KONG and his twisted tale of ham-fisted revenge. High-cholesterol-fueled action served up hot with plenty of chasers!

Recommended Obscure Musicals of the Week

1. Be More Chill
- Imagine “13” and “Little Shop of Horrors had a love-child. ‘Nuff said. Also, teen depression metaphors and a hype, funny soundtrack. (Lots of great audition songs)

2. Fortress of Solitude
- "Hairspray” and “Motown”’s love-child. But better. Lots of roles for POC. Lots of roles for teens.

3. Nine
Not super obscure, but really dark, twisted, and comedic. Definitely under-appreciated. There are lots of beautiful ballads here that I never see at auditions

4. Edges
A Pasek and Paul (team behind “Dear Evan Hansen). Emotional abuse themes. Basically a masterpiece.

5. A Man of No Importance
The only Ahrens and Flaherty that no one knows. So very Broadway, and one of their best. It’s about theatre and every-day struggles. It’s really lovely.

6. Vanities
Just listen to "Fly Into the Future” and get back to me.

7. Cops
If you haven’t already heard of “The Sensitive Song”….I don’t know what you’ve been doing. Basically it’s the best guy audition song ever, especially if you’re going in for something not-so-kosher.

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jewishdragon  asked:

My cafeteria serves kosher-style meals (they use unkosher matzah but also the cooking surfaces aren't kosher so it wouldn't matter) during Passover (and specially made kosher ones if you inform them a week ahead of time, plus infinite kosher matzah no matter what) and today is Matzo Nachos and I'm just stunned because I have been blind to the possibilities until now

Um, I’m going to need more information about these Matzoh Nachos. DESCRIBE.

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Suga get out of there.

This is a dumb Idea i’ve had in my head for like two months now and I only just got around to drawing it. (It’s because I’m procrastinating something else)

Judaism: “So, the Messiah is gonna come and it’s gonna be fab! World peace, no hatred, full understanding of divinity.  Heck, G-d is gonna even make pork kosher so we can celebrate Messiah time with bacon!  And EVERYONE is invited!!! EVERYONE. Jews, non-Jews! IT’S GONNA BE SO GREAT!!! Even bad people are gonna just spend like a 1 year cooling off period in hell and then they can TOTALLY JOIN THE PARTY!!! EVERYONE IS INVITED!!!!“

Christianity: "THERE SHALL BE THE TRIBULATION AND ALL THE NON BELIEVERS SHALL ENDURE YEARS OF TORTURE! Those who have not accepted Jesus shall spend their eternity burning in the lake of fire! He is the ONLY WAY! There shall be NO FORGIVENESS for those who have rejected our lord!”

Christians to Jews: “OMG, Jews, why don’t you accept Christianity?? It’s full of love and forgiveness. Your old testament god is so cruel and barbaric!”

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i got my plane ticket to singapore today
and it asked you to choose a meal for the flight
and there’s a lot of options surprisingly
and there was one called the ‘bland meal’ which i swear was created just for my arfid ass

I don’t really have my own desk at this internship so I usually sit at an empty desk that used to belong to someone who dealt with safety-type stuff and this cup is in one of the shelves

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You stand before me and I barely know you
Is it so easy to leave? Hmm?
Where is the boy who said I was his soul mate?
Where is the boy I believed?

We climb and escape from those seeds that you planted
You slew all my giants, ignoring your own
Now that they haunt you
I’m left with my courage alone

So much for our ever after?
I thought the good guys would triumph
I trusted a hero, I didn’t hear his goodbye
I guess it was lost in the talk of a straight-acting coward.

guys, this is really serious. my mom works for a company that makes chocolate and such??? idk tbh, but it’s a food thing and they are supposed to, in a contracted way, have a kosher line. It is NOT kosher, they lie to the rabbi that goes in and checks on it. there was actually this time when the rabbi went and one of the leads ran into the room where the workers were making the bars and told them to throw away EVERYTHING before the rabbi saw it. i tried to look it up to see if there was somewhere i could report them, but i couldn’t find anything. is there a magical place that you guys know about that i can call on these motherfuckers?

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they’re back

anonymous asked:

Do you think it's weird that people are obsessed with your ass? Like, do you find it weird or creepy when you see drawings of it?

Not at all!! I don’t even think there have been many drawings of it, but I find it very flattering! But that’s just my situation, and I’ve made that clear to people in the past, so that’s why it’s kosher in my situation. You’re doing the right thing by checking with me, cause the circumstances change from person to person!