so nobody touches me

you are the only one a geralt/yennefer fanmix

i. draw your swords - angus & julia stone / ii. shiver - lucy rose / iii. the first taste - fiona apple / iv. nothing like you and i - the perishers / v. sleep tonight - stars / vi. fire and the flood - vance joy / vii. ain’t gonna lose you - brett dennen / viii. lover’s spit - broken social scene

HONESTLY I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START I MEAN!!! THE PRETTY GIRLS!!!! THE GENUINE HAPPINESS AND JOY??? THE COLORS??? THE 90S???????? THE PRETTY GIRLS???? THE LETTING JINKI REST ON A BOX SO AS NOT TO HURT HIS ANKLE??????? THE MUTUAL RESPECT FOR THE GIRLS AND THE SHINES??????? THE?????? EVERYTHING??????????????????????

Can we pretend…
That everything is like yesterday?
What if I just wanna feel you touching me?

Ain’t nobody perfect,
So if you take a while to make it worth it,
I wanna pretend…
Let’s pretend that we ‘boutta break up,
To catch the feelings that way we make up… โค๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿ”จ

—  Tinashe
the signs as jack quotes
  • Aries: Not so fast, Cheerleader. Nobody wants to take orders from you.
  • Taurus: Touch me and I will smear the walls with you, bitch!
  • Gemini: Now take your balls out of your purse and kick some ass.
  • Cancer: Cover your ears, kids. Hey, Joker, f-
  • Leo: All right, amp check! Prangley, those fields were weak! Cerberus isn't going to lie down out of pity like that girl you took to prom.
  • Virgo: Kahlee said she was putting out an SOS. I had no idea the Queen of the Girl Scouts would show up.
  • Libra: They thought they were so clever. Turns out, mess with someone’s head enough and you can turn a scared kid into an all-powerful bitch. Fucking idiots.
  • Scorpio: Mess with someone's head enough, you can turn a scared little kid into an all powerful bitch.
  • Sagittarius: Hey, Collector-looking asshole, maybe go touch yourself?
  • Capricorn: Bite me Garrus. Better yet, bite her. Probably how she likes it.
  • Aquarius: Shit, you sound like a pussy.
  • Pisces: When the chips are down, people will always sell out their friends for credits.

“Before my bone marrow transplant, I had to have my immune system completely wiped out with chemotherapy. I went into the hospital thinking that I was going to do a lot of reading and watch old movies and catch up on work. One thing that I didn’t fully anticipate was the isolation that I’d feel. I knew I’d be physically isolated. The doctors and nurses wore masks so all I could see were their eyes. And nobody touched me unless they were administering medicine. But the pain and weakness brought me to a place where I felt completely alone. I got so weak that I couldn’t even formulate a thought. I dropped to 115 lbs. The pain got so bad that I felt like I’d swallowed a blowtorch. At one point I actually gave up. I made everyone leave my room, even my partner, and I started slipping away. I hallucinated my mother’s voice calling my name. I heard it very distinctly. But when I opened my eyes– it was my nurse Jenny that was calling me. At the point of my greatest isolation, it was almost as if my mother used Jenny’s voice to call me back.”

SM: Ok guys you must act like the EXO members

Guys who will be the EXO mascots: But we don’t know anything about them 

SM: *shows them EXO showtime*

*some time later*

Lay mascot: I am going to be shy but adorable

Baekhyun mascot: So am I supposed to act all annoying?

Tao mascot: I am going to be all clingy and makes sure nobody touches me. That’s right so fabulous *falls down* 

Sehun mascot: And I am just going to leave you guys. See ya guys and ummm what does he say oh yeah…yehet *moonwalks away*