so much sass in this show

What I Want from QoAaD (LoS spoilers below)

•Julian releasing his anger and sadness and frustration (i.e. throwing and breaking things) and Emma finding him and calming him down (He breaks down in her arms and just sobs for hours)
•Julian not shutting anyone out, but taking time alone to channel his emotions into painting
•Everyone to realize Livvy died a freaking hero. She saved Julian and who knows who else that saved in the end too.
•None of the Blackthorns fall into a serious state of depression after Livvy’s death (especially Ty)
•Kit *really* being there for Ty.
•I want what happened to bring the Blackthorns closer, especially in Dru’s case.
•Badass Blackthorns™+Emma and Cristina and Diana (and Kieran?) avenging Livvy. And for them to realize how much of this is Zara and her Cohort’s fault, and like, destroying them.
•Zara to be ended one way or another (death, imprisonment, something beyond exile bc she’s not worthy of it)
•The Cohort’s failure. The Registry not to be passed. CC stated that The Wicked Powers is going to be set to resolve some problems from TDA that left some people short of their rights.
•Cristina to end the Cold Peace
•More Cristina x Mark
•More Kit x Ty
•Dru being the real badass we all know she is
•Diana to become head of the LA Institute (Mortal Sword is gone). Or Helen with Diana as the tutor like before. I can’t choose
•No more Blackthorn deaths. None.
•Cristina and Diana can’t die either
•Clary!Doesn’t!Die!
•Clace engagement (or even wedding)
•The Lightwoods take time to grieve but Simon and Izzy still get married
•Magnus is okay! Tessa is okay! All the warlocks are okay! (except for Malcolm. He can rot in hell)
•So much of Emma’s sass and sarcasm
•Helen’s exile to be lifted. Helen should run the LA Institute with Aline and be close to her family, but if she can’t, Diana should definitely get the job.
•Malec exploring the idea of marriage???
•Kit really showing off his Herondale™
•Ty to be the one to avenge Livvy (killing Annabel? idk)
•The r u i n a t i o n of Julian and Emma’s parabatai bond if it means they can be together. Can’t Cortana cut through anything? Cut the runes with it idk
•If they can remain parabatai and be together, that would also be splendid. Even better. FIND A WAY.
•More Jem and Tessa. They were absent during like all of Lord of Shadows
•More Sherlock and Watson moments between Ty and Kit
•THE EXPLANATION OF HOW BRIDGET IS ALIVE SHES A N C I E N T (is it in the last hours? or the bane chronicles? i’m planning on reading tbc next so i guess i’ll see)
•More Wise™ Cristina
•Okay who tf is Ash? Is he really Sebastian’s son? Please make him not-bad. He’s a child. He can be good
•Dru to have a major storyline with the thingy Jaime left (for her)?
•JULIAN AND EMMA TOGETHER OKAY LET MY BBYS BE TOGETHER AND HAPPY
•Go, Diego, go!

BTS Reaction - You teasing them in front of the members.

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Seokjin (Jin)

You bent down to pick up the bowl you ‘accidentally’ dropped knowing full well the boys were behind you. As you bent you felt your skirt rise and once you stood up to engage their reactions you thankfully only noticed Hobi saw your little tease and Jin.

Hobi was bright red chugging his water, but your boyfriend Jin had his eyebrow cocked at you mouthing,

Are you testing me?

Namjoon (Rapmonster)

You walked in the dorm dressed in a black bardot bodysuit and white skirt catching the eyes of the members besides your boyfriend, he had his back to you.

You cleared your throat and Namjoon craned his neck to look at you, his eyes bulged at the sight of you. He then smiled broadly walking over to you with open arms confusing you but one he came over closely he smiled wider,

“Ah Y/N you look gorgeous, but I’ll have to punish you for making me hard in front of the boys.”

He mumbled the last sentence as he reached down to hug you squeezing your behind.

Yoongi (Suga)

You Jungkook and Jimin were in Sugas studio listening to his music, but you were sat in boredom on his sofa wanting attention. Badly. As you watched them ignore you, you decided to make an audible yawn grabbing their attention.

As they watched you, you lifted and crossed your bare leg along the other making Jungkook and Jimin gaze at your legs. Suga scowled at them and abruptly stood then insisted them to listen to his music while he marched over to you.

You panicked and as he approached you went to move your legs,

“Teasing me? Infront of them? Let’s see how you like it.”

He’d say in a hushed tone as he crouched before you grasping your legs suppressing you from moving. He’d then stand his bulge in your face, you bit your lip wanting to help him but he stepped back while grabbing it himself.

It turned you on even more and watched as he walked back with a smirk.

Hoseok (J-Hope)

You huffed as the boys laughed behind you, you were making them tea and were feeling needy for your boyfriends attention.

You decided to walk over to the fridge and jump. And jump. Pretending to try reach the tea bags, you knew your skirt went up everytime and stopped.

“Hobi come help me.” You pouted and turned to see him gaping at you alongside V and Namjoon, he gulped and stood up mumbling something to the boys that caused them to continue talking.

As Hobi approached you he grabbed your wrist lightly and whispered lowly in your ear,

“You. Me. Bed. Now.”

Taehyung (V)

They were playing damned video games as usual leaving you out, you sighed in annoyance and you stood behind them wanting your boyfriend Taehyung to give you some sort of affection.

You slyly tucked in your shirt into your leggings revealing your big behind and strut around the couch infront of them bending down to pick up a few pillows.

You heard Taehyung curse under his breath and once you stood up you saw Jungkook and Jin gazing at you. You winked at annoyed Tae and walked away.

You heard the boys groan that they lost the game and shouted at eachother for a do over, as you put away the pillows you felt someone hot against you.

“Do you know how hard you make me when you tease me infront of the boys? No? Then feel it.”

He breaths against your neck his lips grazing your neck while he brushed his thick rock hard length against your thigh.

Jimin

You were all cramped in a dressing room, so much was going on you knew your boyfriend Jimin forgot you were there. Thankfully you were wearing a nice dress to grab his attention.

You stood up patting down your skirt and fluffing up your hair and sassed over to the mirror to stand between Jimin and Yoongi, you bent forward slightly revealing some cleavage while acting as if you were checking yourself out.

You saw Suga glance your way with a smirk and watched Jimins jaw clench in annoyance and just as you went to walk away he grabbed your forearm and tugged you flush against him.

“They’re mine Y/N. Don’t show them off to Yoongi. They’re not his, do you want me to claim them again right here?”

Jungkook

You were in the dance studio watching them record their latest dance but you were bored, spinning on the chair. Soon you realised your skirt went up every time revealing your thighs grabbing the eyes of some of the members, you saw Jungkook notice and his jaw twitched in jealousy.

You smirked at him and did it once more earning you a glower before he went back to dancing, you pouted upset that it didn’t work for him.

Once it stopped they all crowded the camera besides Jungkook who strode towards you as if he were on a mission. The sight of him made you loose all salvia in your mouth.

“I saw what you were doing. Are you forgetting those thighs have been wrapped around me and only me? Do you need me to refresh your memory on that?”

He whispered while stroking your hair and biting his lip.

Costume Party - Jason Todd x Reader

Another one of those short story (at least shorter than I usually write) cause I don’t have much time before work, but still wanted to write something. Hope you’ll like it, especially you @demigodslytherin (I’ll wrote one with this prompt for Draco or Sirius another time ^^) : 

Tiny bit NSFW. 

My masterlist blog : https://ella-ravenwood-archives.tumblr.com

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You weren’t fond of parties, and neither was Jason…So it’s a wonder really, how you two ended up here, at one of the biggest costume party of the year. 

Drunk out of your mind. 

You don’t even agree as to how things actually happened. 

You believe that you got dragged to this party by Dick and Barbara, and he thinks you actually came here on your own will after Bruce said he had invitations to it, but had absolutely no intentions on going because it was full of “the youth of Gotham” and he was getting tired of those “20 years old girls and boys that accosted him to hit on him and flirt shamelessly with him, while he was obviously not interested”…besides, he couldn’t go through the hassle of finding a date for that in time, and had important cases to work on. So you took the invites and went in his place…

You were both right. Bruce gave you, Dick and Babs the invitations, but you and Jason didn’t wanna go, wanting a calm date night instead…But of course, his brother and your best friend wouldn’t hear it and indeed dragged you there with them. You grumbled all the way through, and grumbled some more when you arrived at the place and discovered that it was PACKED with people. Oh and the kind of people you disliked : the rich fuckers of Gotham City that thought they were better than anyone else. Not the rich people like Bruce, who genuinely cared about their city and such…No, their sons and daughters, who were born in wealth and thought that it made them the best. Urrh. You hated those guys so much. Coming from a poor neighborhood, they always were so rude to you ! And the number of time you heard that you were dating Bruce Wayne’s son only for his money…

If any of those assholes told you that tonight, you were gonna loose it. Especially since you really didn’t wanna be here. 

The only good thing about that all ordeal, was the fact that it was a costume party, and you loved getting in a costume. Though that particular night you didn’t have much time to actually prepare anything (again, dragged by Dick and Babs), and ended up in a generic princess disguise you had in your closet, while Jason put on a pirate costume. 

Paparazzis took at least a thousand pictures of you, Jason, Dick and Barbara…”Bruce Wayne’s children out with their girlfriends to the biggest costume ball in Gotham” would be the headline of every newspapers the next day. 

You didn’t get it. It was so uninteresting to know that you guys went there, like, who cared ? Apparently, lots of Gotham folks…They loved the pictures especially, so you made sure to give them a show by making stupid and weird faces on each of them. 

Bruce thought it was the most hilarious thing ever, how you hated being a public figure so much…but he also thought it was very cute that you would endure it because you loved his son. He liked you. You and your sass. Also, you were of a calm nature, so he thought it was perfect for Jason, you were able to tame him down most of the time. 

But tonight ? Oh tonight, things went downhill pretty fast, and the first thought you had was : “Oh man, B’s gonna be so disappointed in me !”. Of course, he wasn’t, but you sure weren’t the one that would “tame Jason down” that night. Oh no. You usually never drunk, but because you were so mad about being dragged to this party, you accepted the vodka Dick handed to you and…Oh you were gone so fast.  

It took you and your boyfriend less than an hour to get angry drunk. 

“Angry drunk” was how Dick would call you whenever you got drunk, because it happened rarely, and it happened only when something was displeasing you.

You had made it clear all the way from the Manor to here, you did not want to come, but alright, to make your friends happy…

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I Hate History

 Author: bvidzsoo

 Warning: light swearing, smut

 Pairing: Park Chanyeol x female reader

 Word count: 5, 925

 Summary: You always hated history. Maybe because your previous teacher was a nightmare, you weren’t sure….One day, a very hot and young teacher introduces himself as Park Chanyeol, your new History teacher. In some ways you’re glad that you have a hot teacher, but you also find him weird. Things turn out diferently when you have to make a project with him.

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12x10 - “Pterodactyl Screeching into the void” - Part 1

My title is borrowed from @postmodernmulticoloredcloak comment on my crazy blogging after first watching this episode earlier. I feel like it is a fitting title for how this episode made me feel. To clarify, these are very very happy pterodactyls.

Steve Yokey wrote this episode and he appears to have well and truly taken up the gap left when Robbie Thompson sadly left the show. In fact this episode to me channels the ghost of Robbie in many different ways. From the fanfiction-esque moments of poor suffering third wheel Sam, to the meta nod to Charlie Bradbury, there is much of Robbie to be found here. Basically, it was bloody perfect.

I feel like there is so much to talk about in this episode that fandom will be chewing on it for months if not years to come. Yokey has picked up the characterisations brilliantly, and seems to have an understanding of what the fandom desperately craves in terms of Castiel, his character, his personality and his development. I adored his sass in this episode. Some other writers *cough*bucklemming*cough* struggle to really capture Castiel’s sass and humour. Showing their lack of understanding of Castiel’s persona and his intelligence and instead writing him in a way that is jarring and sometimes basically stupid. Castiel is far from stupid. In this episode he was written perfectly, in a way I haven’t seen since Edlund’s time. Is that a sweeping statement? Maybe. But I’m still riding my high so let me have it this time.

This episode gave us three of my favourite things. Badass and Sassy Castiel, Overprotective grumpy husband Dean, and poor long suffering brother Sam. (baring in mind this is how they are usually written in fanfiction nowadays this is exactly my jam and I am so so happy to see it play out on screen. Seriously who sold their soul to Crowley for this episode?)

This review will also be in two parts. Because I have so freaking much to say about it.

The first part will focus on destiel, the second on everything else including Castiel’s emotional arc (as separate from destiel), his relationships with angels, angels and gender and Lily Sunder’s character.

PART 1 - ALL THE DESTIEL

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I see a lot of people questioning Magnus’ coldness towards Alec and deeming it OOC, but I personally don’t feel that way. 

Put into perspective how much Magnus loves Alec. He fought for their relationship at a time when Alec had given up, he was constantly available to him as both a warlock and a boyfriend and offered him his full support. Magnus forgave Alec numerous times and if you think about it, the one time he didn’t was when Alec lied to him about the safety of his own people. 

Knowing all that, Magnus feels he needs to distance himself from Alec. Calling him shadowhunter, not giving in to his every request, even going as far as ignoring him, all of these are things that to me, show how much Magnus still loves Alec. 

Alec is his heart, but in his own misguided thoughts the way to defeat Valentine is by listening to his head.

It’s evident that Magnus can’t say no to Alec, so using figurative shields like sarcasm and sass is his way of keeping Alec at arm’s length.

Imagine how hard it is to walk away from the person you love? Now, imagine how much harder it would be to stay away from them?  

+ I’d like to add that these are my own observations and you’re all obviously free to disagree! I don’t condone Magnus’ behaviour, to me it almost feels like he’s placing Alec on the same level as the clave, which is completely unfair given that he is genuinely trying his best. To clarify, the point of my post was why I personally don’t see Magnus’ behaviour as something unusual/proof he no longer loves Alec, even if I don’t necessarily agree with it. 

BTS Reaction #28 - The other members are being clingy with his girlfriend and he wants them to give her space

@ignitedminds27 asked: Bts reaction to other member being clingy with their gf and they want to tell him to give her some space.

warning: so much sass is in this post. So. Much. Oh and also, there’s foul language in this post too~


Seokjin: He’s the type to scold his members when they do something impolite or wrong. When he got pissed enough at you being too close to another member he would be all jealousy and sass.

He would get in-between you two with an “Excuse me?! What you doin?! Give Y/n some space, okay? Rude.”

Originally posted by yoongiski

Yoongi: He’s another one to say whatever is on his mind and he will not hold back AT ALL.

So, when you and Hoseok were cooking together and he decided to show you how to cut onions by back hugging you and placing his hands over yours to help you handle the knife, he got freaked out and blew up on him.

“Bitch back TF up. Y/n is my girlfriend so give her some space. You can be friends, but all of this,” he’d gesture to Hoseok hugging you tightly, “is too much. Hoseok you can’t even cook that well.”

Originally posted by pochoseok

Hoseok: You were trying a new dance and failing at it, so Jimin stepped in to help you. Things got a little heated though when he got too close to you during the hip thrusting part of the song.

“Jimin. Kindly back away from Y/n and give them some space before I thrust my foot up your ass. okay? k, thanks!”

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

Namjoon: /is this actually happening right here before my very eyes?/

You were watching a scary movie, sitting in-between Namjoon and Hoseok. Hoseok started getting scared but instead of hugging Taehyung on his other side, for some reason he chose you to hug. When he buried his face in your neck though Namjoon stepped in.

“Yah! Hyung! Don’t forget Y/n is my s/o okay? You’re going to make them uncomfortable.” (he’s the one uncomfortable tbh but he’d make that excuse)

Originally posted by comeherejimin

Jimin: Passive aggressive and insecurity. He’d glare at you and Taehyung holding hands and skipping across the park, sitting sullenly on a bench. you two ended up even spinning in circles while hugging and falling down on each other. He’d stay on the bench until you looked at him and just saw how pissed he was.

“If you two are so happy holding hands like that in public, maybe you two should be the ones dating.”

You’d assure him that it was nothing but he’d end up rolling his eyes and it would take some convincing and a lot of apologies to make up for you being so mushy with Tae like that.

Originally posted by bangtanboysloves

Taehyung: He was fine until you and Jungkook got so carried away in conversation that you weren’t even trying to include him anymore. You ignored all his comments, absorbed in your talk with Kookie. It got to the point where he got really hurt because you started talking over him and he was completely left out.

He slowly would give up and pout in the corner until you noticed him missing.”

“wow. I’m so flattered that you finally noticed that I was gone. I thought you and your other boyfriend would just ignore me forever.”

Originally posted by ciutae

Jungkook: Seokjin was motherly towards you just as much as he was with Jungkook. Kookie knew this, but it still stunned him to see Seokjin pick your legs off of the coffee table and say “Here, if you want to rest your legs on something then they can lie over mine. The coffee table is a no-feet zone”

He would just stare at you two in shock, unsure what to do.

Finally, he’d just quietly say : “Um you know you can rest your legs over mine too, right? I am your boyfriend…”

If he gets jealous enough though be ready for the cold shoulder, he’s still slightly immature so he’d pretend you didn’t exist for a while and pretend he didn’t hear you speak.

Originally posted by cuteguk


A/N: thank sfor your request dear!! I loved how sassy they all would be (in my opinion lmao) xD they’d be butt hurt for SURE

10 Years Later Paladin HCs

my gf @lady11tea has been a little down in the dumps recently so i made her these hcs of how i picture the paladins of voltron being years later, post war which are pretty must based off of random hcs we made previously that you can look at here for stuff to make sense, i guess. feel free to add on

  • at age 27, keith’s hair has grown out a little longer kinda like in this post here by @chocozebra. he rocks a side ponytail, pidge and lance forever call it the anime mom hairstyle of death but keith ain’t planning on dying until he’s past his 90s. has chilled out since he was a teen, but he still has a short temper and a blunt way of talking that might piss people off when he starts talking to them. is an early bird
  • at age 27, good ol’ lance hasn’t changed much aside from the toned muscles, the stubble on his chin, and the fact he let his bangs grow longer. sleeps in most days and his face? baby smooth because skin care, he ain’t stoppin the skin care routine now that he’s almost 30
    • got considerably closer when shiro disappeared and all and post!space war, they were just ‘bros who kept in touch’ almost every day after getting adjusted to being home. some time in, lance invited keith over to meet his family ‘as just bros’ and the rest is history
    • these two dorks have been married for a while now and have a 5 month old daughter. They named her ursa and she’s that perfect mix of genes so they are pleased parents. wavy black hair, light brown skin, violet eyes. nickname: ursa bear (which is hilarious to them because it’s just saying ‘bear’ twice). between the 2 of them, lance is the better cook and keith is that parent who only wants their kid eating organic baby food
    • ursa was born deaf. they figured out when she was 3 months old and since then, lance and keith have slowly been getting the hang of asl and have been signing as much as they can in front of her in order for her to have it in her environment as she grows up. the tv permanently has it’s closed captions on. they read to her in asl
    • they live in one of those duo work/home situations. first floor is the shop, second floor is home sweet home. they own a flower shop, super big surprise. they have a delivery truck (no keith, we cannot use a motorcycle to deliver flowers). they usually take turns with managing the store front and being the one to deliver plants. if it’s nap time, ursa’s upstairs napping but if she’s awake, she’s usually in the baby sling while her dads work.
    • have a ton of photo albums and photos around the house portion of their home. lance’s childhood photos, the few childhood photos keith was able to save, some paladin!voltron photos (their last photo of being paladins is a tearjerker for lance), wedding photos, honeymoon pictures, pictures of ursa
    • retired from being paladins, lance and keith now own 2 cats they affectionately named red and blue
    • because lance and keith are on some corny next level shit, they both have this tattoo of the voltron symbol in between their shoulder blades but lance’s is red and keith wanted his to be blue
  • at age 27, hunk –in the words of lance mcclain– has gotten hotter. (”my dude, you’ve always been hot but jeeeeesus you got hotter. how?!” “LANCE” “keith, darling, sweetie, you’re still hot too”)  he’s got this full face stubble beard going on, long hair he keeps up in a ponytail, he still has that awesome headband, eyebrow game still on fleek, same big and friendly smile, sweet chocolate brown eyes
    • post!war, hunk got a huge home welcome from family and friends in the neighborhood. he missed his folks big time and had enough space adventures for a few years because he just spent so much time in space, he doesn’t want to ever hear the word ‘space’ again. but 2 years post!space war, hunk ended up going back into space anyway because he wanted to show shay the universe (the big sap) (he is still a sarcastic sass master tho)
    • since his return he and shay are happily married now. interspecies relationships are slowly happening since the whole ‘aliens reveal’ to everyone on earth. it doesn’t matter if his wife is technically a really tall rock. did hunk ask for all that information? NOPE, SO SHUT YOUR FACE. he lives pretty nearby lance and keith’s place
    • in the process of intergalactic adoption, hunk and shay already have one adopted 13 year old they adore and love with a gentle but firm upbringing. her name’s tess and she constantly brags about being blessed with the sweetest parents ever. she’s got dark hair, dark skin, glasses, finally convinced hunk and shay to let her shave at least a portion of the side of her head because FASHION, and likes to make jewellery and wants to make it an actual occupation in life
      • her uncle lance is her godfather and he spoils her a lot with jewellery making kits
    • is a part time model (fight me on this. model!hunk is my life)
    • but the modeling has to be part time because hunk is now the owner of really successful restaurant that serves combinations of earth and alien style cuisine cuz you already know that hunk was all over inventing new recipes as the years passed by. yes, sal from vrepit sal’s work there. hunk is basically gordon ramsey in his kitchen
    • like lance and keith he has a voltron tattoo in between his shoulder blades, but his is actually yellow because he can colour coordinate with his old lion
  • at age 24, pidge is still short but she’s happily single and aro-ace af. #noparentalstress. her hair is back to it’s original length from before she cut it to sneak into the garrison to keep it out the way while she works, but she’s been contemplating cutting it short again. 
    • definitely had a good, emotional but happy reunion with her dad, mom, and matt. she finally has her family back and she isn’t ever losing them again. and it’s safe to say that matt and sam are taking a long deserved break from space at the moment
    • remember the olkarians? pidge eventually went back to them as a sort of intergalactic exchange student because holy hell have you see that tech? as if pidge was going to miss the opportunity to learn more about it!!!
    • now the olkarians have an institute on earth and pidge works there as a researcher along side her dad and brother, so she can’t visit her old buddies as much (but hey, she can visit more than shiro). so to fill in the time gaps, she gets a lot of calls from them to make sure she isn’t overworking her self, they enjoy face timing, and will stream crap on rabbit if she isn’t too busy (and sequentially complain about rabbit BECAUSE WE WERE TRYING TO WATCH THE BEE MOVIE AND RABBIT JUST WANTS TO START PLAYING GAMES WITH PEOPLE)
    • but despite being busy, pidge tries to make it back for important and special events like hunk and shay’s wedding, lance and keith’s wedding, she was forced to dance at both weddings. there was no escaping it
    • she may be 24 now, but everyone still calls her the baby gremlin of the group and she wants to fight them
    • has a green version of the voltron tattoo the squad seems to be rocking nowadays
  • TYL!Shiro is still technically the oldest at 35 and is now a diplomat working aside coran and allura in the castle.
    • post!war, shiro spent a long, long time on earth recovering from past experiences and trying to get his ptsd to settle. ofc it never completely went away (and everyone else has their own little problems they are dealing with), but he’s a lot better from how he was 10 years ago
    • funny enough, when the offer to become diplomats came up, shiro decided to take the job (the others suspect it had to do with the time he went awol at the end of that dramatic battle with zarkon and now he wants to make up for lost time by helping build bridges between the planets)
    • it is also a suspected theory that he and allura are getting closer because he’s been actually calling her ‘allura’ instead of ‘princess’ and she has been calling him ‘takashi’. pidge would also like to add the fact that the amount of times she has caught matt face timing with allura and shiro is suspicious af and apparently matt brought up going into space sooooooo everyone has their eyes on that
    • everyone would like to say that shiro’s sense of fashion got better over the years, but tbh the only reason he looks good a majority of the time is because of the altean diplomacy clothes he has to wear. the guy still wears sweater vests. ew
    • shiro and hunk argued over who would be ursa’s godfather for the longest time and settled it with an arm wrestling match. hunk won and shiro is salty af and exclaims that hunk only one because shiro willingly gave hunk a handicap by not using his robot arm
    • has a black voltron tattoo in between his shoulder blades
    • his bangs are starting to regain colour again
    • is the butt of every leap year joke and he wants to fight everyone
  • allura the queen. she’s cut her hair shorter since then (shoulder length or short with shaved side of the head, the choice is yours my friend) and is still as beautiful as always because black don’t crack (me: *happily toots own horn*)
    • out of everyone, allura and coran have been the busiest of them all since the war ended because after a short break, allura and coran immediately jumped onto diplomacy missions (the first few bouts the paladins had to join in but things have chilled out since then)
    • earth took the hardest bit of works because damn humans are judgmental against anyone that doesn’t look even remotely close to them, but so far so good.
    • the galra still get the cold shoulder from time to time, but allura and coran have successfuly gotten them into the intergalactic alliance and are slowly helping the galra rebuild their own relationships with the universe little by little now that their dictatorship under zarkon and lotor is over with, plus haggar isn’t around with her druid magic anymore. she’s been jailed and magic free for a while now
    • allura is keeping all the lions on lock down in the castle now that balance has been restored to the universe
    • allura is currently engaging in a private relationship of her own with earthlings shiro and matt, but for now that is underwraps until they figure out a way to break things down to everyone as a big surprise (but little do they know that pidge has already been spilling tea on the side)
    • she can’t bring the castle down to visit everyone as much as she would like, but she does come for visits occasionally
  • coran, uncle friend extraordinaire, and much loved guy. still around and still lovable. may and or may not have changed his style but he still has his glorious mustache. he is still working by allura’s side however…
    • since the space war has ended he has published two books. one book is his autobiography, a bestseller really. and the other…. a cook book on making old altean dishes in order to keep the tradition alive. that book has untold horrors we will not mention *shudders*
    • since the first time, coran has had 4 more rounds with slipperies. has occasional denial on the subject. leave him alone.
    • he face times the paladins as much as possible, especially lance. lance calls coran the most. he and lance had a lot of bonding moments when lance got depressed and insecure in space and coran even found a planet that had rain like earths!!!! (years later, lance was able to do the same with the hot boiling rocks. he thought he and coran were going to die, but coran had fun)
    • with ursa being around, coran is learning more and more of this ‘hand language’ that the earthlings came up with and finds it fascinating. he is just now discovering that not all of the hand languages are the same and is making a point to learn all of them! *eye of the tiger plays in the bg*
    • coran is on the dating scene btw, but the only reason it has been going slow is because allura down right doesn’t approve of anyone dating her second dad. she has this very long list of requirements in order for you to date coran and lance is backing her up on this one because coran deserves the best
  • during the rare times allura, coran, and shiro are able to bring the castle down to earth, everyone literally puts everything on pause and comes to the castle (mostly because ‘guys, i see these giant flying lions coming over, should i be scared?) #dramaticpaladinandlionreunion
    • they’ll pack up, gather their spouses and kids (in the case of  three of them) and head on over to where the castle is located for a good mini vacation of talking about the good times, getting a little emotional about the bad times, how much things have changed, and enjoying each other’s company (”guys, remember how when we got back to earth the first thing we did was go back to the garrison because lance, hunk, pidge, and keith all wanted to punch iverson? classic”)
    • for old times sake, coran will make something and everyone will cringe as hunk pops into the kitchen to give coran a proper cooking lesson
    • they’ll dress up in their old armor and fight against the gladiator sim and see if they still got the moves like jagger. they often joke that shiro is an old man and needs to be careful before he throws his back out
    • will do the old training exercises from the mind meld to the invisible wall to the trust your lion’s eyes thing
      • man did they miss flying with their lions??
    • if they aren’t doing any of that and have the free time to break away, you already know they’ll be sitting in their lions catching up about everything that’s been going on in their lives and how so much has changed since then because the stuff going on in their lives now is the least likely thing they pictured back before all this voltron stuff happened but they wouldn’t change any of it
    • someone is usually crying when it’s all time to go their own separate ways and back to their daily lives. usually allura drops everyone off one by one
    • “we definitely have to do this again the next time you stop by”
    • everyone’s very happy with the way their lives has turned out since ten years ago
Lip Sync Battle: Tom Holland

Word Count: 964

Warning(s): None

Pairing: Tom Holland x reader

Request: Hey, I was wondering if you could write a tomxreader imagine where they compete in lip sync battle? I just haven’t seen any fics about lsb and was hoping you could write one? Thanks 😋

A/N: This is the first of the two Lip Sync Battle requests I’ve gotten. And for a second I thought of combining them, but decided not to because I was being greedy and wanted to write two lip sync battles.

Note: My lovely anon didn’t give me much to work off of. So basically, instead of Zendaya performing, it’s the reader, and Tom and the reader are already a thing. So it’s a boyfriend vs girlfriend kinda thing.


“All right, that raps up the final rehearsal. You’ve really got this down, Y/N.” The choreographer said as she gave Y/N a high five.

“I really want to kick Tom’s ass out there.” Y/N laughed as she walked over to Zendaya who was on the bench in the back of the studio. Zendaya and Y/N had met on set and just instantly clicked. They had so much in common, and sson after become very close friends. Y/N trusted Zendaya with her life, and Zendaya trusted Y/N with hers.

Y/N took a seat by Zendaya and drank some of her water. “Huh, look what lover boy sent you.” Zendaya handed Y/N her phone with a chuckle. Y/N opened the text and found a video waiting for her. She pressed the play button and payed close attention to what Tom was saying.

“Hey, love. Just thought I’d send you a good luck video, instead of a text… because you’re gonna need it. And even if I still kick your arse, just know, I’ll always love you.” He said as he put his hand over his heart dramatically. Y/N let out a hearty laugh and so did Zendaya.

“He’s too much.” Y/N laughed.

“Well, at least you know no matter what, ‘I’ll always love you.’“ Zendaya quoted before Y/N nudged her gently. “Your man is hella dramatic.” Zendaya added as she picked up her own phone.

“Believe me, I know.” Y/N jested.


Y/N felt very confident in her chances of winning the battle after round one. Y/N had given quite the show, and maybe sprinkled a little of her sass on the first round. Tom’s round one had been great, especially the stage dive, but Y/N felt like she’d won the first round, but now it was time for the second round.

She got into position and before she knew it the song was starting. The number went by a lot faster than she thought. Once she had gone over the pop and lock, she felt a little relief, but she felt the most relief when the number was truly over. She hadn’t missed a single beat, and she felt very proud of herself. She walked off the stage and back towards Zendaya.

“Yay, congrats, you didn’t fuck up.” Zendaya said as she hugged her best friend.

“Oh, shut up.” Y/N laughed as they pulled away.

“Okay, now let’s see what little Holland has up his sleeve.” Zendaya commented as they watched from their spot at the back of the stage. The familiar tune of singing in the rain began to play and Tom danced out. When he said she would need the luck, Y/N thought he had something grand planned, but Singing in the Rain? Really? And then he disappeared behind the wall of umbrellas.

The music changed, and Tom walked out from behind the wall of umbrellas dressed as Rihanna, and an umbrella in his hand. Y/N’s jaw dropped as she put her hand on her head.

“Oh my God.” Y/N laughed. Zendaya doubled over in laughter at the sight before them. And just when they thought it couldn’t possibly get any  better, the “rain” began to fall and Y/N knew, she’d lost the battle to her boyfriend. Y/N practically screamed as Tom ended his number on his back. For a moment she worried he’d injured himself, but soon after realized he probably hadn’t. 


“That was seriously the most stressful thing I’ve ever done in my life.” Tom laughed as he intertwined his hands with Y/N’s as they walked to the car.

“Yeah, but you won. So the stress was well worth it. I gotta say, you really had me shook. I mean seriously. I was incredibly shocked at your moves. Hell, I had no idea you could even dance like that. What the hell? And that video you sent me this morning? Very nice touch.” Y/N mused as Tom unlocked the car and as they both climbed in.

“So you agree then, I won fair and square?” To. asked his girlfriend as he turned the car on. Y/N knew exactly what he was doing.

“I know what you’re doing, Holland. You’re not slick. But yes, I do agree, you did win fair and square. And for making admit that, I get to pick the songs all the way back to the apartment.” Y/N said slyly.

Tom let out a dramatic gasp. “Did you really just admit to my win? I’m-I’m honeslty shocked.”

“If you don’t…” Y/N nudged Tom as she searched for a specific song to play. She let a coy smile onto her lips as the intro played.

“Aww, really, Y/N?” Tom practically whined. “Of all the songs?”

Y/N rolled down the window of the car and turned the music Tom had danced to about an hour ago up.

“Oh really, Tom.” Y/N teased before she began to shout the lyrics.


A/N: Hey hey y’all. I am literally so so sorry this sucked. Like I couldn’t be more sorry. I’ve been really busy and had to push the release dates a day back because of personal reasons. Please forgive me. <3 <3

4

Naomi Nagata Appreciation Week ✭ Moment you started liking her

Ride and die from the very star, my man! Her looks, her sass, the way she gives as much as she gets (and so much more!) in her scenes with Holden, the flash of vulnerability toward the end, and the epicness that is “LADAR says it’s a big hole in the side”… Yes, it definitely was love at first episode!

How You Interact:  Dating Natemare

Originally posted by heykeykey

(I fucking love this gif so much AHHHHHH!)

- He’s a tease. 

-Just downright, a tease. Not just in bed but everywhere. He’ll tickle your sides with his fingers just to see you react. 

-Peck a quick kiss on your lips; even passing between you and someone else to gain access. 

-He loves seeing you smile. So any chance he gets, he’ll try to make you laugh by telling a terrible joke or making faces from behind someone. 

-Using his smoke, he’ll create dancing shadows and little shows for you. He enjoys preforming in front of you. You call him the Drama-Queen.

-Not only because he acts, but because of the sass. 

-So much sass! And he likes to exaggerate things with wild expressions and a smirk.  

-He’ll make you flustered with flirtatious compliments and wink when he makes a comment that you’re not quite sure is dirty or not. 

-“Hey babe, you know, those pretty little lips of yours could be doing something better.” Natemare smirked from across the kitchen. You raised an eyebrow, about to put a sliced strawberry in your mouth. 
“I want to answer, but I’m not sure if you mean singing a duet with you, or moving into the bedroom.”

-He’ll sing for you, sometimes you don’t even have to ask. 

-Natemare will try to get into the mood by singing softly in your ear. He does it sneakily. Pretending to kiss your neck while humming a slow, rhythmic melody in his chest. 

-After a while, you grow a certain resistance to his tunes. To which he finds irritating, but if he tries hard enough, he can certainly change your mood if he so desired.

-Natemare isn’t possessive, but if he doesn’t like a certain person talking to you, he’ll wander over and lazily put an arm around you shoulders. All the while giving the other person a serious “bitch move along” look. 

-When Natemare gets angry, he’s not vocal about it. 

-He’ll disappear for days on end, making you worry the longer he’s away. 

-But Natemare doesn’t go far. Unknown to you, Natemare hovers around your home. 

-He stays hidden, but close to you as you go about your days waiting for him to calm down. Obscured in his smoke form, occasionally reaching out to touch your arm. 

-When he does this, you smile and reassure him that you love him. When you first said it, it surprised him. But it drew him out of his hiding and he enveloped you in a kiss that lasted for ages.

-You once found him in the corner of your room, sitting on the floor staring at whatever was in front of him. 

-Natemare doesn’t like talking about his emotions, but you discovered he responds to touch and just being around you makes him calmer. 

-On bad days, he’ll cuddle up to you on the couch. Laying his head in your lap and closing his eyes as you run your fingers through his hair. Natemare is never mad at you long. 

-Once he’s calmed down, he’ll apologize for making you worry. Kissing your cheek before initiating a tickle fight and dragging you to bed. 

-Natemare is closer to being human than other entities. Since he and Nate were so closely intertwined in one body, he has an understand of human emotions. 

-Meaning he has more than a small amount of adoration for you. And he takes delight in small, intimate moments with you.

BTS when you surprise them with the Korean you have learned

This reaction (as all reactions tbh^^) is a bit unrealistic because I don’t think you could ever date a Korean person in Korea without speaking Korean and vice versa (except if you both speak English well~) BUUUUTTT let’s just imagine this anyway because it’s cute~

All gifs belong to their rightful creators=owners (see urls right under the gifs as always :*). Please support each other and BTS well!

[The Korean in this might be horrible because I’m not very good at it yet so I can’t control well if other people have made mistakes^^ I made half of it a bit more formal and half of it informal speech so you have some variety in it^^]

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Jin: Comes home late after dance practice

You: “You look so tired~”

Jin: “Nah, it’s okay~ I’m just hungry” 

You: “[get your phone out to order takeout food] 맛있는 것을 사 줄게요~ [I will buy you something delicious to eat~]”

Jin: “Wow! You’ve become so good in Korean! [grabs the phone from your hands] Let me buy. I’ll buy you something good to reward you for studying~”.

Originally posted by jjilljj

Suga

You: “Yoongi, listen: 당신은 나에게 무척 소중해요~ [You mean so much to me~]”

Yoongi: [Sass master] I know~”

You: “Don’t joke around! Was that grammatically correct?”

Yoongi: “[Softly now] Yes, it was~”

You: “Then do I get a kiss now? You said I’d get one every time I made a good sentence about us in Korean~ [pouting playfully]” 

Yoongi: “[insert gif] You’re right, I made that promise~ [you get your kiss of course~~]”

Originally posted by jeonsshi

J-Hope

You: “Oppa, look~ [show him what you learned in your Korean class at university that day]”

Hoseok: “[reading attentively] You can say all of that already? [reads some of it aloud proudly]”

You: “아직 배우고 있어요~ [I’m still lacking~]”

Hoseok: “Don’t be like that! You’re doing great! [reads more of it and can’t believe how much progress you have made in just a few weeks~]

Originally posted by j-snakeu

Rap Monster

Namjoon: “[shows you a ryan plushie a fan has handed him at a fansign] Look, ______, a fan gave me this~ It’s cute, right? I think it’ll like to be with the other ones~”

You: “[Cupping his face in your hands] “오빠는 정말 귀여워서 꼬집어 주고 싶어요! [Oppa, you’re so cute I want to pinch you!]” 

Namjoon: “[insert gif: a smol happy bean] Awww, you’re too cute, baby~~”

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

Jimin: Okay kids, Al eonni is going to teach you the Korean equivalent of phrases like “Wanna come to my house for a coffee?” etc., which you usually say after a date in case you want indicate subtly that you are totally up for a make-out session at home^^ 

You: [Feeling like your date with Jimin might come to an end too soon] 라면 먹을래? [Wanna come in for ramyeon? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ]” 

Jimin: “[Almost chokes on the last sip of his coffee, insert gif^^] Did Namjoon teach you that? I mean I-”

You: “Do you want to come or not?”

Jimin: “Yes! Of course! If… if you don’t mind, I-”

You: [Grab his hand and just lead him home~]

Originally posted by jookyunhoe

V: The hyungs want to ask him something about the perfomance tomorrow but he signals them to ask him later because he’s on the phone with you

V: “[To the members] I can’t talk right now, nuna’s on the phone. [To you] What did you want to say?”

You: “얼만큼 보고싶어? [How much do you miss me?]”

V: “Waaa you always study when I’m on tour, don’t you?”

You: “[Whiny] Because I have nothing else to do without you :/”

V: “I miss you all the way from Japan to Korea~ All the way across the ocean, that’s how much I miss you~”

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

Jungkook

You: “[Are hanging out with Jungkook and the other members when Jimin shows off his new shirt and you intuitively use a phrase that Jungkook has been using a lot lately~]  스타일 죽이네! [You have killer style!]”

Jungkook: [insert gif: precious baby boy smiles to himself and is proud that you copied one of his signature phrases~~]

Originally posted by aquaporis

Be Nice

1,000 Followers Drabble

Prompt: “Stop undressing me with your eyes.”

Pairing: bodyguard!Dean x Reader

Requested by: @21brownies


“We’re leaving in twenty five minutes, people!” Dean announces pulling his focus from the view of the private balcony in your hotel room. He pauses waiting for a response but is only met with silence.

“So glad they fucking listen to me.” As Dean huffs under his breath, he marches throughout the suite and ends with a burst through your bedroom door.

You meet his distracting jade eyes briefly before returning your attention back to the rack of dresses you’re agonizing over. Your stylist continues offering suggestions but you’re not thrilled with any of them.

“Y/N…why aren’t you dressed?! We need to leave asap so we can arrive before the crowd.”

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Our very own Harry Shum Jr

Can we just appreciate the way that Harry plays Magnus? 

Like as soon as he starts to get nervous he plays with his fingers. The second he thinks he may have showed too much vulnerability or made Alec uncomfortable his eyes dart in literally every direction but Alec in the span of like five seconds. The way he shimmies his shoulders side to side when he’s happy or being sassy. His fucking eyebrows! The way he moves his eyebrows when he’s sassing the fuck out of people! His facial expressions! That cute and tiny genuine smile, that ‘completely innocent’ face, his pissed off and 100% done glare, his devilish smirk, his genuine and beaming smile!  

The way Harry moves his fingers so gracefully and intricately when Magnus does magic, the way he moves his body to almost glide across the room rather than step like mere mortals. The way he makes it obvious Magnus has had centuries of life burdening him, yet he’s still able to be excitable and full of life. The incredible feeling in his eyes that show so many of Magnus’ inner thoughts and feelings, the subtle way he moves his face when Magnus is conflicted or upset, how he uses his entire body to communicate Magnus’ emotions, from stepping back in physical pain at the news of Alec’s impending wedding to pursuing his lips and lifting his eyebrows when checking Alec out in the training room. 

How he makes sure Magnus never touches Alec without permission! How he pulls those outfits and that makeup totally off and owns them! How genuine and fond he is of his character! How lovely and affectionate he is towards the fans! How dedicated and loyal he is to Magnus Bane!

I think we all need to just take a moment and think about how blessed we are to be having Harry as our Magnus.