so much sass in this show

anonymous asked:

Any tsundere!Ignis headcanons?

I think that saying he’s tsundere is pretty much a full headcanon as it is.  ❤

But here I go!

Tsundere!Ignis

  • Ignis isn’t good at showing his feelings, so that’s what leads him to hide them behind all that sarcasm and uptightness.
  • His Tsundere attitude is shown through harsh/cold speaking rather than physical aggresiveness. He doesn’t like physical abuse, so his only way left is through the mouth.
  • He will be VERY aggresive on his own way: with sass and sarcasm.He speaks Sarcasm even better than he speaks Lucian.
  • It’s an overall thing, not only shown in the romantic aspect. It also shows in friendships and any other sort of relationship he holds.
  • He’s not necessarily aggresive as the Tsundere term may suggest, not that way.
  • He won’t scream around and cause a fuss or punch people in the face out of nowhere.
  • He’s like an ice block; cold and hard.

  • He’s the most caring of people and does things for others and appreciates very deeply and intimately that you say Thank You.
  • But he, of course, won’t show this appreciation.
  • He doesn’t make a big deal out of what he does, either.
  • The most selfless man on Eos tries to pretend “it’s nothing”.
  • But he won’t say it with a blush and a smile.
  • He’s going to stay quiet or come with a aggressive-like reply.
  • Ignis WANTS to say you’re welcome, but he doesn’t want to sound rude or like it matters because to him it doesn’t; he does all the things he does because he wants people to be happy and healthy, and he feels that saying ‘You’re welcome’ is like accepting he did it as a favor when not really.
  • So…Tsundere Ignis is triggered.

  • “Wow, you cooked this for me? Ignis, you’re the best!”
  • “It’s not like you deserve it, you know. I don’t know why I took the bother on doing it. You better like it. That’s a threat.”
  • “Ignis, you didn’t have to clean my room for me. Thanks.”
  • “You’re a messy idiot, you’re lucky you have me.”
  • “Astrals, Iggy, you…despite your parents being SO rude with you if you take even five minutes of a break from school, you still took your time to come nurse me. Iggy, I’m…wow, Iggy, I’m…thank you…”
  • “It’s not like I care about you or anything, you know that? It’s, it’s…nothing personal. You’re important to the kingdom so you can’t be sick. I’m doing this for the king and the council and…it’s not like I- eat the damn soup. But bE CAREFUL, you bloody idiot, it’s still too hot. Here, I’ll cool it for you. You’re too dumb to do it yourself.”
  • “WOW, Ignis, I can’t believe you managed to get the tickets for the concert AND got the Council to let the three of us have the day off! You’re the BEST!”
  • “Let go of me, Noctis, I’m not- I didn’t do this for you, I did it because I wanted. Gladiolus, not you too, let go of my leg. Will you two- CAN YOU PLEASE STOP TOUCHING ME, ENOUGH, YOU KNOW I HATE THAT PEOPLE INVADE MY PRIVATE SPACE.”
  • *smooches*
  • “Ugh. You two are the grossest.”
  • But a small smile will escape from him.

  • Even though this attitude shows in any sort of relationship, it’s much more explicit on the romantic term.
  • Not only is Ignis naturally tsundere, he’s also inexpert on the romantic matter; he’s not interested, so the very counted times he is, he panics because he has no experience on dealing with those stupid sensations.
  • Crushing on someone makes him feel like a ‘pathetic teenage schoolboy’ so that makes him even more angered.
  • Extra sarcasm.
  • Even when not necessary.
  • Even if what he says makes no sense or doesn’t fit in the conversation.
  • I’ll assume you like/accept Gladio x Ignis, anon, so I’ll take the freedom to use it to give more headcanons (even if you don’t like Gladnis cause I do and you triggered me lmao not sorry).

  • So seen under the Gladnis scheme:
  • Seen as his crush not only is a man but also the toughest, strongest that he knows about, he’s unconsciously being especially mean with him no regrets.
  • Will constantly nag Gladio about stupid stuff.
  • Will smack him on the head once or twice (softly but still, that’s like ten times the more physically aggresive Ignis could ever get).
  • Will be especially aggresive during training with him.
  • Gladio’s going to be scared of him for months because “I hate practicing with him, he almost impales me FIVE TIMES already. I’m very sure it’s not an accident, he’s trying to kill me. What have i ever done to him? :’(”
  • Gladio’s done nothing wrong.
  • It’s just Ignis that can’t control his feelings and he’s angered they won’t go away.
  • Indeed, the more that they grow, the more aggresive Ignis turns. 
  • (”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH WHY THE HELL WON’T THESE FEELINGS GO, JUST LEAVE, OHMYGOD, I DON’T LIKE THIS.”)
  • “You okay, Iggy? What’re you thinking?”
  • “Oh, the weather, it’s very nice. Why do you insist on wanting to know what I think about, Gladiolus? It’s my privacy, you know, I have all rights to think whatever I want about, okay?”
  • “Oh, okay, chill, I was just worried and-”
  • “Worried? What am I, a fragile princess in need? Will you stop treating me like I need heLP DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED HELP-”
  • Ignis really isn’t a screaming or aggresive mess, not really.
  • He just doesn’t know how to deal with the feelings :’(
  • Once, Gladio tried to talk with him about chicks and dudes just to figure out if Ignis liked someone (the poor brute).
  • “Say, Iggy. Whatcha think of Crowe? She’s pretty hot, isn’t she? Man, I wish there was more female Glaives. The uniform looks fine on slender, curved bodies, don’t you think?”
  • Tsundere Ignis is triggered.
  • “That is not of my concern and it should not be of yours. That is harassment, you know? You disgust me, Gladiolus. Staring at respectable women and trying to talk dirty about them to me. Is this the kind of man you are? UGH. No. Thank you.”
  • Ignis is not jealous, he’s just angered the man has not noticed Ignis is crushing ON HIM, STOP QUESTIONING ME ON OTHER PEOPLE AND ASK ME THE HELL OUT BEFORE I LOSE IT AND I DO IT INSTEAD.
  • “Oh. Okay.”
  • “…”
  • “…what about Nyx? He’s pretty damn HOT.”
  • Tsundere Ignis is triggered.

  • Tsundere Ignis confessing:
  • *defeats Gladio on training*
  • *puts a heel on top of Gladio’s back now that the shield hit facedown the mat*
  • “You’re a brute, Gladiolus. But you’re caring and sweet. I’m tired of hinting you and that you don’t get it. So I’ve had enough, no option but to do it myself since you’re too damn blind. Gladio, I want you to go out with me.”
  • “Wha-”
  • “And to keep it clear, I’m NOT complimenting you.”
  • “Ignis?”
  • “Also, I asked YOU out, so I will go pick you up and will pay for dinner, so have very clear since this moment that it’s nothing personal, it’s the formal etiquette of how all this…stupid, dumb thing of romances works. Or so internet said. Not thAT I- I didn’t search that, did you hear me? I…heard it somewhere.”
  • “…are you…asking me out?”
  • “Are you DEAF, ohmygod, don’t make me repeat it!”
  • This is totally NOT Ignis’ normal behavior.
  • He’s formal, quiet and reserved. Very gentle in his way of speaking.
  • So Gladio’s taken off guard at first that Ignis is so moody and rather aggresive right now.
  • but he notices that’s Ignis just being a mess of feelings and doesn’t know how to express them.
  • “Okay. I’ll be honored to go on a date with you. :)”
  • “…I-I know! I’m- you should- you should be honored, Gladiolus.”
  • “I am :)”
  • “….I’LL PICK YOU UP AT SEVEN"
  • He stormed out of the room.
  • He’s not angry; he’s blushing, but NO WAY is he going to let anyone see it or know.

  • First time Ignis brought flowers to Gladio.
  • “Iggy! Ohgods, are those…really? oh gods, that’s so sweet! :3″
  • “D-don’t look at me like that! I just…I ASSUMED that I HAD to bring you something. You did agree to a second date, s-so…this is the etiquette only.”
  • “Whatever, Iggy. This is ridiculous, but I also brought you a flower. Sorry it’s not a full bouquet like yours…”
  • Ignis is frozen. And blushing.
  • “…that’s VERY embarrassing. Give it to me.  You’ll look stupid if I don’t accept it, so I HAVE to.”
  • Ignis kept it always in his hand.
  • Smelled it constantly when Gladio wasn’t looking.
  • Ignis freaking damn slept with the flower pressed to his chest.
  • Gladio knows it moved him a lot, and that Ignis just needs time to get over his Tsundere stage. Time and a LOT of care and love. Which he’ll give him happily.

  • First kiss.
  • “You want to what!?”
  • “Kiss you. If that’s fine with you, Iggy. I want to go to your pace, I know all this about a relationship is hard and new to you, so I don’t want to pressure you. So you don’t have to if you don’t wanna, that’s why I’m asking before any move.”
  • At first there’s silence.
  • “You just ruined it, Gladiolus. Kisses are meant to be spontaneous and romantic, right? You don’t- you don’t ask me first! Do I look like I would reject you, you idiot?”
  • Gladio laughs.
  • “Is that a yes? Can I kiss you?”
  • “Of course you can. Just. Don’t. You don’t- I’m-…just don’t ruin it, okay? I want it to be perfect. I swear to the gods if you ruin it, Gladiolus, I’ll murder you.”
  • That’s his way of saying “Kiss me, and take your time; i want this to be as special as I know it is.”

  • Over the relationships there’s constant “I hate you, Gladiolus” but they ALWAYS sound like the entire opposite, despite the ‘anger’ in them.
  • “I hate you, Gladiolus.”
  • “? Then why did you kiss me?”
  • “Because I wanted to >:(”
  • “I hate you, Gladiolus.”
  • “Say that all you want, I’m not putting you down anyway.”
  • “Like I care…”
  • “I hate you, Gladiolus.”
  • “Well, that’s definitely not what normally you say after sex, you know?”
  • “It is if your partner just broke your butt.“
  • “Should I apologize?”
  • “….not really.”

  • Tsundere Ignis on daily basis.
  • “Stop, I didn’t ask you to hug me!”
  • *Ignis is hugging back*
  • “Don’t get all sentimental on me, did you hear me?”
  • *Ignis has composed 10 romantic poems to him*
  • “Ugh. Romantic movies. So stupid.”
  • *The Notebook gets him every time*
  • *he loves Amelié*
  • *Omg it’s Pretty Woman on TV, GLADIO, HURRY*
  • “I hate to be touched”
  • *constantly crawling onto Gladio when the man’s sleeping*
  • *constant nuzzling at his head/neck*
  • “Don’t be so clingy, Gladiolus!”
  • “*Ignis clings to Gladio like a koala bear because he didn’t want to let go of bed cuddling and Gladio stood up to this result*

  • “Two months away on a mission at the other side of Lucis? Don’t look at me like that, Gladio, it’s not like it saddens me or anything. I don’t even care. Two months free of your ass, I’ll enjoy every second of it.”
  • *texts him ‘I miss you’ every night*
  • *since the first night*
  • *sends first ‘I miss you’ text midnight*
  • *Gladio reads it*
  • *Turns around*
  • “Iggy… I think you just miss-programmed your message. I still don’t leave. That’s later this morning, sweetheart.”
  • Ignis is trying to frown but instead he just looks sad.
  • “I know. I just…already miss you. You, idiot.”
  • Gladio stays quiet at first, but snuggles and kisses his man’s head when Ignis drops a small tear.

OkAY, I’LL STOP HERE.

I gave myself the feels with that last part, I ain’t going further, it’s hurting me,a sjsfdkljg.

I hope you liked this, anon. :’3

What I Want from QoAaD (LoS spoilers below)

•Julian releasing his anger and sadness and frustration (i.e. throwing and breaking things) and Emma finding him and calming him down (He breaks down in her arms and just sobs for hours)
•Julian not shutting anyone out, but taking time alone to channel his emotions into painting
•Everyone to realize Livvy died a freaking hero. She saved Julian and who knows who else that saved in the end too.
•None of the Blackthorns fall into a serious state of depression after Livvy’s death (especially Ty)
•Kit *really* being there for Ty.
•I want what happened to bring the Blackthorns closer, especially in Dru’s case.
•Badass Blackthorns™+Emma and Cristina and Diana (and Kieran?) avenging Livvy. And for them to realize how much of this is Zara and her Cohort’s fault, and like, destroying them.
•Zara to be ended one way or another (death, imprisonment, something beyond exile bc she’s not worthy of it)
•The Cohort’s failure. The Registry not to be passed. CC stated that The Wicked Powers is going to be set to resolve some problems from TDA that left some people short of their rights.
•Cristina to end the Cold Peace
•More Cristina x Mark
•More Kit x Ty
•Dru being the real badass we all know she is
•Diana to become head of the LA Institute (Mortal Sword is gone). Or Helen with Diana as the tutor like before. I can’t choose
•No more Blackthorn deaths. None.
•Cristina and Diana can’t die either
•Clary!Doesn’t!Die!
•Clace engagement (or even wedding)
•The Lightwoods take time to grieve but Simon and Izzy still get married
•Magnus is okay! Tessa is okay! All the warlocks are okay! (except for Malcolm. He can rot in hell)
•So much of Emma’s sass and sarcasm
•Helen’s exile to be lifted. Helen should run the LA Institute with Aline and be close to her family, but if she can’t, Diana should definitely get the job.
•Malec exploring the idea of marriage???
•Kit really showing off his Herondale™
•Ty to be the one to avenge Livvy (killing Annabel? idk)
•The r u i n a t i o n of Julian and Emma’s parabatai bond if it means they can be together. Can’t Cortana cut through anything? Cut the runes with it idk
•If they can remain parabatai and be together, that would also be splendid. Even better. FIND A WAY.
•More Jem and Tessa. They were absent during like all of Lord of Shadows
•More Sherlock and Watson moments between Ty and Kit
•THE EXPLANATION OF HOW BRIDGET IS ALIVE SHES A N C I E N T (is it in the last hours? or the bane chronicles? i’m planning on reading tbc next so i guess i’ll see)
•More Wise™ Cristina
•Okay who tf is Ash? Is he really Sebastian’s son? Please make him not-bad. He’s a child. He can be good
•Dru to have a major storyline with the thingy Jaime left (for her)?
•JULIAN AND EMMA TOGETHER OKAY LET MY BBYS BE TOGETHER AND HAPPY
•Go, Diego, go!

got7 as best friends

Mark ; the chill best friend

  • always has your back
  • enjoys listening to you talk about your day or vent about your problems, he just loves being there for you
  • would also be super silly with you though, he’d show you this side to him often
  • always buying you food
  • would be the cutest by always complimenting you and reassuring you whenever you’re stressed
  • demands that you tell him whenever you have a crush on someone so he can see if they’re worthy of you
  • is always hyping you up

Jaebum ; the protective best friend

  • teases you so much, not a day goes by without him teasing you
  • yet he’s super protective and spoils you so much
  • will deadass fight anyone who messes with you without any hesitation
  • “You’re so annoying [Y/N].” “Kiss my ass.”
  • gets really shook whenever you talk back to him or show him sass
  • you two always make faces at each other
  • he always jokes around about how he doesn’t really like you 

Jackson ; the ultimate best friend

  • always reminds anyone in his and your life that he’s your best friend and that you’re his
  • makes super cheesy posts about why he loves you and how he’s so grateful to be your friend
  • is super clingy, always showing his love with hugs
  • you two are those super loud besties that annoy pretty much everyone
  • “Yeah, [Y/N] is MY best friend and I’m THEIR best friend.”
  • texts you every single day
  • buys you a bunch of gifts like matching necklaces, bracelets, clothes, pretty much anything that can show the world that you’re his bestie

Jinyoung ; the wise best friend

  • is always right, you can never win a fight
  • is super petty and sassy with you
  • but boy is he the biggest sweetheart with you though
  • loves looking after you (even if he never admits it) and is there for you no matter what
  • constantly gives you advice and is always there when you’re in need of someone to talk to
  • “No, but for real… I do love you. You mean a lot to me.”
  • you two always hit each other, it’s how you show your love for one another

Youngjae ; the cutie best friend

  • you two go on lots of platonic dates
  • never fails to make you smile with his smile
  • sends you dozens and dozens of photos and videos of coco everyday
  • you take so many pictures of him and he’s always more than happy to pose for them
  • playful teasing with one another is a common ritual 
  • sends you good morning and goodnight texts
  • you two are always smiling and laughing whenever with each other

BamBam ; the best best friend

  • pretty much texts you 24/7
  • always takes pictures of you and always asks you to take pictures of him
  • threatens to beat up guys who have crushes on you but actually teases the hell out of you whenever you’re with another guy
  • you two have photos of each other where you look super ugly or just hilarious and use them as reaction photos
  • “Do you think dogs can understand us? Like really understand?” “GO TO SLEEP BAMBAM.”
  • pretty much lives at your place, he’s always there
  • lots of long deep talks about life

Yugyeom ; the easygoing best friend

  • you two always bribe each other 
  • “What if I buy you a choco shake?” “Dammit, okay I’ll do it.”
  • asks you to record and critique his dancing videos
  • compliments you almost everyday
  • lets you wear his hoodies if you buy him food
  • you two have a habit of smacking, or kicking, each others butts
  • takes you out to eat quite often
12x10 - “Pterodactyl Screeching into the void” - Part 1

My title is borrowed from @postmodernmulticoloredcloak comment on my crazy blogging after first watching this episode earlier. I feel like it is a fitting title for how this episode made me feel. To clarify, these are very very happy pterodactyls.

Steve Yokey wrote this episode and he appears to have well and truly taken up the gap left when Robbie Thompson sadly left the show. In fact this episode to me channels the ghost of Robbie in many different ways. From the fanfiction-esque moments of poor suffering third wheel Sam, to the meta nod to Charlie Bradbury, there is much of Robbie to be found here. Basically, it was bloody perfect.

I feel like there is so much to talk about in this episode that fandom will be chewing on it for months if not years to come. Yokey has picked up the characterisations brilliantly, and seems to have an understanding of what the fandom desperately craves in terms of Castiel, his character, his personality and his development. I adored his sass in this episode. Some other writers *cough*bucklemming*cough* struggle to really capture Castiel’s sass and humour. Showing their lack of understanding of Castiel’s persona and his intelligence and instead writing him in a way that is jarring and sometimes basically stupid. Castiel is far from stupid. In this episode he was written perfectly, in a way I haven’t seen since Edlund’s time. Is that a sweeping statement? Maybe. But I’m still riding my high so let me have it this time.

This episode gave us three of my favourite things. Badass and Sassy Castiel, Overprotective grumpy husband Dean, and poor long suffering brother Sam. (baring in mind this is how they are usually written in fanfiction nowadays this is exactly my jam and I am so so happy to see it play out on screen. Seriously who sold their soul to Crowley for this episode?)

This review will also be in two parts. Because I have so freaking much to say about it.

The first part will focus on destiel, the second on everything else including Castiel’s emotional arc (as separate from destiel), his relationships with angels, angels and gender and Lily Sunder’s character.

PART 1 - ALL THE DESTIEL

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BTS Reaction #28 - The other members are being clingy with his girlfriend and he wants them to give her space

@ignitedminds27 asked: Bts reaction to other member being clingy with their gf and they want to tell him to give her some space.

warning: so much sass is in this post. So. Much. Oh and also, there’s foul language in this post too~


Seokjin: He’s the type to scold his members when they do something impolite or wrong. When he got pissed enough at you being too close to another member he would be all jealousy and sass.

He would get in-between you two with an “Excuse me?! What you doin?! Give Y/n some space, okay? Rude.”

Originally posted by yoongiski

Yoongi: He’s another one to say whatever is on his mind and he will not hold back AT ALL.

So, when you and Hoseok were cooking together and he decided to show you how to cut onions by back hugging you and placing his hands over yours to help you handle the knife, he got freaked out and blew up on him.

“Bitch back TF up. Y/n is my girlfriend so give her some space. You can be friends, but all of this,” he’d gesture to Hoseok hugging you tightly, “is too much. Hoseok you can’t even cook that well.”

Originally posted by pochoseok

Hoseok: You were trying a new dance and failing at it, so Jimin stepped in to help you. Things got a little heated though when he got too close to you during the hip thrusting part of the song.

“Jimin. Kindly back away from Y/n and give them some space before I thrust my foot up your ass. okay? k, thanks!”

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

Namjoon: /is this actually happening right here before my very eyes?/

You were watching a scary movie, sitting in-between Namjoon and Hoseok. Hoseok started getting scared but instead of hugging Taehyung on his other side, for some reason he chose you to hug. When he buried his face in your neck though Namjoon stepped in.

“Yah! Hyung! Don’t forget Y/n is my s/o okay? You’re going to make them uncomfortable.” (he’s the one uncomfortable tbh but he’d make that excuse)

Originally posted by comeherejimin

Jimin: Passive aggressive and insecurity. He’d glare at you and Taehyung holding hands and skipping across the park, sitting sullenly on a bench. you two ended up even spinning in circles while hugging and falling down on each other. He’d stay on the bench until you looked at him and just saw how pissed he was.

“If you two are so happy holding hands like that in public, maybe you two should be the ones dating.”

You’d assure him that it was nothing but he’d end up rolling his eyes and it would take some convincing and a lot of apologies to make up for you being so mushy with Tae like that.

Originally posted by bangtanboysloves

Taehyung: He was fine until you and Jungkook got so carried away in conversation that you weren’t even trying to include him anymore. You ignored all his comments, absorbed in your talk with Kookie. It got to the point where he got really hurt because you started talking over him and he was completely left out.

He slowly would give up and pout in the corner until you noticed him missing.”

“wow. I’m so flattered that you finally noticed that I was gone. I thought you and your other boyfriend would just ignore me forever.”

Originally posted by ciutae

Jungkook: Seokjin was motherly towards you just as much as he was with Jungkook. Kookie knew this, but it still stunned him to see Seokjin pick your legs off of the coffee table and say “Here, if you want to rest your legs on something then they can lie over mine. The coffee table is a no-feet zone”

He would just stare at you two in shock, unsure what to do.

Finally, he’d just quietly say : “Um you know you can rest your legs over mine too, right? I am your boyfriend…”

If he gets jealous enough though be ready for the cold shoulder, he’s still slightly immature so he’d pretend you didn’t exist for a while and pretend he didn’t hear you speak.

Originally posted by cuteguk


A/N: thank sfor your request dear!! I loved how sassy they all would be (in my opinion lmao) xD they’d be butt hurt for SURE

BTS when you surprise them with the Korean you have learned

This reaction (as all reactions tbh^^) is a bit unrealistic because I don’t think you could ever date a Korean person in Korea without speaking Korean and vice versa (except if you both speak English well~) BUUUUTTT let’s just imagine this anyway because it’s cute~

All gifs belong to their rightful creators=owners (see urls right under the gifs as always :*). Please support each other and BTS well!

[The Korean in this might be horrible because I’m not very good at it yet so I can’t control well if other people have made mistakes^^ I made half of it a bit more formal and half of it informal speech so you have some variety in it^^]

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Jin: Comes home late after dance practice

You: “You look so tired~”

Jin: “Nah, it’s okay~ I’m just hungry” 

You: “[get your phone out to order takeout food] 맛있는 것을 사 줄게요~ [I will buy you something delicious to eat~]”

Jin: “Wow! You’ve become so good in Korean! [grabs the phone from your hands] Let me buy. I’ll buy you something good to reward you for studying~”.

Originally posted by jjilljj

Suga

You: “Yoongi, listen: 당신은 나에게 무척 소중해요~ [You mean so much to me~]”

Yoongi: [Sass master] I know~”

You: “Don’t joke around! Was that grammatically correct?”

Yoongi: “[Softly now] Yes, it was~”

You: “Then do I get a kiss now? You said I’d get one every time I made a good sentence about us in Korean~ [pouting playfully]” 

Yoongi: “[insert gif] You’re right, I made that promise~ [you get your kiss of course~~]”

Originally posted by jeonsshi

J-Hope

You: “Oppa, look~ [show him what you learned in your Korean class at university that day]”

Hoseok: “[reading attentively] You can say all of that already? [reads some of it aloud proudly]”

You: “아직 배우고 있어요~ [I’m still lacking~]”

Hoseok: “Don’t be like that! You’re doing great! [reads more of it and can’t believe how much progress you have made in just a few weeks~]

Originally posted by j-snakeu

Rap Monster

Namjoon: “[shows you a ryan plushie a fan has handed him at a fansign] Look, ______, a fan gave me this~ It’s cute, right? I think it’ll like to be with the other ones~”

You: “[Cupping his face in your hands] “오빠는 정말 귀여워서 꼬집어 주고 싶어요! [Oppa, you’re so cute I want to pinch you!]” 

Namjoon: “[insert gif: a smol happy bean] Awww, you’re too cute, baby~~”

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

Jimin: Okay kids, Al eonni is going to teach you the Korean equivalent of phrases like “Wanna come to my house for a coffee?” etc., which you usually say after a date in case you want indicate subtly that you are totally up for a make-out session at home^^ 

You: [Feeling like your date with Jimin might come to an end too soon] 라면 먹을래? [Wanna come in for ramyeon? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ]” 

Jimin: “[Almost chokes on the last sip of his coffee, insert gif^^] Did Namjoon teach you that? I mean I-”

You: “Do you want to come or not?”

Jimin: “Yes! Of course! If… if you don’t mind, I-”

You: [Grab his hand and just lead him home~]

Originally posted by jookyunhoe

V: The hyungs want to ask him something about the perfomance tomorrow but he signals them to ask him later because he’s on the phone with you

V: “[To the members] I can’t talk right now, nuna’s on the phone. [To you] What did you want to say?”

You: “얼만큼 보고싶어? [How much do you miss me?]”

V: “Waaa you always study when I’m on tour, don’t you?”

You: “[Whiny] Because I have nothing else to do without you :/”

V: “I miss you all the way from Japan to Korea~ All the way across the ocean, that’s how much I miss you~”

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

Jungkook

You: “[Are hanging out with Jungkook and the other members when Jimin shows off his new shirt and you intuitively use a phrase that Jungkook has been using a lot lately~]  스타일 죽이네! [You have killer style!]”

Jungkook: [insert gif: precious baby boy smiles to himself and is proud that you copied one of his signature phrases~~]

Originally posted by aquaporis

10 Years Later Paladin HCs

my gf @lady11tea has been a little down in the dumps recently so i made her these hcs of how i picture the paladins of voltron being years later, post war which are pretty must based off of random hcs we made previously that you can look at here for stuff to make sense, i guess. feel free to add on

  • at age 27, keith’s hair has grown out a little longer kinda like in this post here by @chocozebra. he rocks a side ponytail, pidge and lance forever call it the anime mom hairstyle of death but keith ain’t planning on dying until he’s past his 90s. has chilled out since he was a teen, but he still has a short temper and a blunt way of talking that might piss people off when he starts talking to them. is an early bird
  • at age 27, good ol’ lance hasn’t changed much aside from the toned muscles, the stubble on his chin, and the fact he let his bangs grow longer. sleeps in most days and his face? baby smooth because skin care, he ain’t stoppin the skin care routine now that he’s almost 30
    • got considerably closer when shiro disappeared and all and post!space war, they were just ‘bros who kept in touch’ almost every day after getting adjusted to being home. some time in, lance invited keith over to meet his family ‘as just bros’ and the rest is history
    • these two dorks have been married for a while now and have a 5 month old daughter. They named her ursa and she’s that perfect mix of genes so they are pleased parents. wavy black hair, light brown skin, violet eyes. nickname: ursa bear (which is hilarious to them because it’s just saying ‘bear’ twice). between the 2 of them, lance is the better cook and keith is that parent who only wants their kid eating organic baby food
    • ursa was born deaf. they figured out when she was 3 months old and since then, lance and keith have slowly been getting the hang of asl and have been signing as much as they can in front of her in order for her to have it in her environment as she grows up. the tv permanently has it’s closed captions on. they read to her in asl
    • they live in one of those duo work/home situations. first floor is the shop, second floor is home sweet home. they own a flower shop, super big surprise. they have a delivery truck (no keith, we cannot use a motorcycle to deliver flowers). they usually take turns with managing the store front and being the one to deliver plants. if it’s nap time, ursa’s upstairs napping but if she’s awake, she’s usually in the baby sling while her dads work.
    • have a ton of photo albums and photos around the house portion of their home. lance’s childhood photos, the few childhood photos keith was able to save, some paladin!voltron photos (their last photo of being paladins is a tearjerker for lance), wedding photos, honeymoon pictures, pictures of ursa
    • retired from being paladins, lance and keith now own 2 cats they affectionately named red and blue
    • because lance and keith are on some corny next level shit, they both have this tattoo of the voltron symbol in between their shoulder blades but lance’s is red and keith wanted his to be blue
  • at age 27, hunk –in the words of lance mcclain– has gotten hotter. (”my dude, you’ve always been hot but jeeeeesus you got hotter. how?!” “LANCE” “keith, darling, sweetie, you’re still hot too”)  he’s got this full face stubble beard going on, long hair he keeps up in a ponytail, he still has that awesome headband, eyebrow game still on fleek, same big and friendly smile, sweet chocolate brown eyes
    • post!war, hunk got a huge home welcome from family and friends in the neighborhood. he missed his folks big time and had enough space adventures for a few years because he just spent so much time in space, he doesn’t want to ever hear the word ‘space’ again. but 2 years post!space war, hunk ended up going back into space anyway because he wanted to show shay the universe (the big sap) (he is still a sarcastic sass master tho)
    • since his return he and shay are happily married now. interspecies relationships are slowly happening since the whole ‘aliens reveal’ to everyone on earth. it doesn’t matter if his wife is technically a really tall rock. did hunk ask for all that information? NOPE, SO SHUT YOUR FACE. he lives pretty nearby lance and keith’s place
    • in the process of intergalactic adoption, hunk and shay already have one adopted 13 year old they adore and love with a gentle but firm upbringing. her name’s tess and she constantly brags about being blessed with the sweetest parents ever. she’s got dark hair, dark skin, glasses, finally convinced hunk and shay to let her shave at least a portion of the side of her head because FASHION, and likes to make jewellery and wants to make it an actual occupation in life
      • her uncle lance is her godfather and he spoils her a lot with jewellery making kits
    • is a part time model (fight me on this. model!hunk is my life)
    • but the modeling has to be part time because hunk is now the owner of really successful restaurant that serves combinations of earth and alien style cuisine cuz you already know that hunk was all over inventing new recipes as the years passed by. yes, sal from vrepit sal’s work there. hunk is basically gordon ramsey in his kitchen
    • like lance and keith he has a voltron tattoo in between his shoulder blades, but his is actually yellow because he can colour coordinate with his old lion
  • at age 24, pidge is still short but she’s happily single and aro-ace af. #noparentalstress. her hair is back to it’s original length from before she cut it to sneak into the garrison to keep it out the way while she works, but she’s been contemplating cutting it short again. 
    • definitely had a good, emotional but happy reunion with her dad, mom, and matt. she finally has her family back and she isn’t ever losing them again. and it’s safe to say that matt and sam are taking a long deserved break from space at the moment
    • remember the olkarians? pidge eventually went back to them as a sort of intergalactic exchange student because holy hell have you see that tech? as if pidge was going to miss the opportunity to learn more about it!!!
    • now the olkarians have an institute on earth and pidge works there as a researcher along side her dad and brother, so she can’t visit her old buddies as much (but hey, she can visit more than shiro). so to fill in the time gaps, she gets a lot of calls from them to make sure she isn’t overworking her self, they enjoy face timing, and will stream crap on rabbit if she isn’t too busy (and sequentially complain about rabbit BECAUSE WE WERE TRYING TO WATCH THE BEE MOVIE AND RABBIT JUST WANTS TO START PLAYING GAMES WITH PEOPLE)
    • but despite being busy, pidge tries to make it back for important and special events like hunk and shay’s wedding, lance and keith’s wedding, she was forced to dance at both weddings. there was no escaping it
    • she may be 24 now, but everyone still calls her the baby gremlin of the group and she wants to fight them
    • has a green version of the voltron tattoo the squad seems to be rocking nowadays
  • TYL!Shiro is still technically the oldest at 35 and is now a diplomat working aside coran and allura in the castle.
    • post!war, shiro spent a long, long time on earth recovering from past experiences and trying to get his ptsd to settle. ofc it never completely went away (and everyone else has their own little problems they are dealing with), but he’s a lot better from how he was 10 years ago
    • funny enough, when the offer to become diplomats came up, shiro decided to take the job (the others suspect it had to do with the time he went awol at the end of that dramatic battle with zarkon and now he wants to make up for lost time by helping build bridges between the planets)
    • it is also a suspected theory that he and allura are getting closer because he’s been actually calling her ‘allura’ instead of ‘princess’ and she has been calling him ‘takashi’. pidge would also like to add the fact that the amount of times she has caught matt face timing with allura and shiro is suspicious af and apparently matt brought up going into space sooooooo everyone has their eyes on that
    • everyone would like to say that shiro’s sense of fashion got better over the years, but tbh the only reason he looks good a majority of the time is because of the altean diplomacy clothes he has to wear. the guy still wears sweater vests. ew
    • shiro and hunk argued over who would be ursa’s godfather for the longest time and settled it with an arm wrestling match. hunk won and shiro is salty af and exclaims that hunk only one because shiro willingly gave hunk a handicap by not using his robot arm
    • has a black voltron tattoo in between his shoulder blades
    • his bangs are starting to regain colour again
    • is the butt of every leap year joke and he wants to fight everyone
  • allura the queen. she’s cut her hair shorter since then (shoulder length or short with shaved side of the head, the choice is yours my friend) and is still as beautiful as always because black don’t crack (me: *happily toots own horn*)
    • out of everyone, allura and coran have been the busiest of them all since the war ended because after a short break, allura and coran immediately jumped onto diplomacy missions (the first few bouts the paladins had to join in but things have chilled out since then)
    • earth took the hardest bit of works because damn humans are judgmental against anyone that doesn’t look even remotely close to them, but so far so good.
    • the galra still get the cold shoulder from time to time, but allura and coran have successfuly gotten them into the intergalactic alliance and are slowly helping the galra rebuild their own relationships with the universe little by little now that their dictatorship under zarkon and lotor is over with, plus haggar isn’t around with her druid magic anymore. she’s been jailed and magic free for a while now
    • allura is keeping all the lions on lock down in the castle now that balance has been restored to the universe
    • allura is currently engaging in a private relationship of her own with earthlings shiro and matt, but for now that is underwraps until they figure out a way to break things down to everyone as a big surprise (but little do they know that pidge has already been spilling tea on the side)
    • she can’t bring the castle down to visit everyone as much as she would like, but she does come for visits occasionally
  • coran, uncle friend extraordinaire, and much loved guy. still around and still lovable. may and or may not have changed his style but he still has his glorious mustache. he is still working by allura’s side however…
    • since the space war has ended he has published two books. one book is his autobiography, a bestseller really. and the other…. a cook book on making old altean dishes in order to keep the tradition alive. that book has untold horrors we will not mention *shudders*
    • since the first time, coran has had 4 more rounds with slipperies. has occasional denial on the subject. leave him alone.
    • he face times the paladins as much as possible, especially lance. lance calls coran the most. he and lance had a lot of bonding moments when lance got depressed and insecure in space and coran even found a planet that had rain like earths!!!! (years later, lance was able to do the same with the hot boiling rocks. he thought he and coran were going to die, but coran had fun)
    • with ursa being around, coran is learning more and more of this ‘hand language’ that the earthlings came up with and finds it fascinating. he is just now discovering that not all of the hand languages are the same and is making a point to learn all of them! *eye of the tiger plays in the bg*
    • coran is on the dating scene btw, but the only reason it has been going slow is because allura down right doesn’t approve of anyone dating her second dad. she has this very long list of requirements in order for you to date coran and lance is backing her up on this one because coran deserves the best
  • during the rare times allura, coran, and shiro are able to bring the castle down to earth, everyone literally puts everything on pause and comes to the castle (mostly because ‘guys, i see these giant flying lions coming over, should i be scared?) #dramaticpaladinandlionreunion
    • they’ll pack up, gather their spouses and kids (in the case of  three of them) and head on over to where the castle is located for a good mini vacation of talking about the good times, getting a little emotional about the bad times, how much things have changed, and enjoying each other’s company (”guys, remember how when we got back to earth the first thing we did was go back to the garrison because lance, hunk, pidge, and keith all wanted to punch iverson? classic”)
    • for old times sake, coran will make something and everyone will cringe as hunk pops into the kitchen to give coran a proper cooking lesson
    • they’ll dress up in their old armor and fight against the gladiator sim and see if they still got the moves like jagger. they often joke that shiro is an old man and needs to be careful before he throws his back out
    • will do the old training exercises from the mind meld to the invisible wall to the trust your lion’s eyes thing
      • man did they miss flying with their lions??
    • if they aren’t doing any of that and have the free time to break away, you already know they’ll be sitting in their lions catching up about everything that’s been going on in their lives and how so much has changed since then because the stuff going on in their lives now is the least likely thing they pictured back before all this voltron stuff happened but they wouldn’t change any of it
    • someone is usually crying when it’s all time to go their own separate ways and back to their daily lives. usually allura drops everyone off one by one
    • “we definitely have to do this again the next time you stop by”
    • everyone’s very happy with the way their lives has turned out since ten years ago
Monsta X members on We Got Married

A/N: Hey there @shelteredego! That girl is me. I had fun, I daydream about this kind of scenario 7days a week. Hope you like this, hehe.

Shownu

He tries to act cool and manly in front of the cameras, but as soon as you do something cute he loses it and just silently chuckles with his signature eyesmile. Shownu’s not the kind of guy who’d develop feelings during the variety since he likes to keep his private life separated from his work, but he finds it hard to resist you. Your chemistry is no joke and his awkwardness makes every scene you film a hit on internet. In no time, you’re everyone’s favourite couple and people are rooting for you. You both secretly feel like you should give the relationship a try when the show ends. The best thing about this pairing is that you’re working really hard to initiate physical contact with your hubby, but he’s completely clueless.

Oppa, come hold my waist so I don’t fall! I just wanna grab this mug…

Get off that chair. Don’t worry, I can grab it from here.” 

*Proud manly, useful and platonic husband.*

Originally posted by kpop-heaven-247

Minhyuk

When Minhyuk sees you standing at the meeting spot, he immediately freaks out. He had his eyes on you ever since your two groups promoted at the same time on music shows. After the first meeting, he never shuts up about his “wife” to the members and they all can’t stand him anymore. He makes sure to learn all the little things about you from old interviews to impress the viewers and seduce you. (Little does he know you liked him from the start… How could you not?) He learns the way you like your ramen, your favourite colors and smells, your groups dances and even your parents’ names. Oh! Parents! He insists for his virtual wife to meet his family and you get to meet them all one day for a special episode. He works hard to make sure he’s now vital in your life and is purely devoted to your happiness. People are obsessed with you two dating in real life. Minhyuk too. He gets lowkey mad everytime you mention a guy so you do it on purpose.

“VIXX’s Hakyeon-sunbaenim called to congratulate us!

Oh, that’s nice… *Waits 30 very casual minutes* Soooo, how many of our male sunbaes have your personal phone number?

Originally posted by monstaxscenariosx

Kihyun

HE’S SO GOOD AT IT, it’s infuriating. Kihyun is born to star on We Got Married, he is very natural. Almost totally in control of the game and his emotions, he keeps saying cute things and doing cheesy stuff you didn’t ask for. Every time you think you’re safe and good at “playing” wife he says something or touch your waist in a way that sends shivers down your spine. He loves to see you blush, so Kihyun tries to destabilize you whenever he has the opportunity. He even bought you a puppy for christmas to make you cry and now he secretely dreads when he’ll have to separate from it. He kinda gets caught up in his own game and each of your smile now sends his heart into frenzy. He also loves to serenade you, it makes you cringe, but the viewers and Kihyun love it so much you bear with it.

“Neon neomu areumdawo, nuneul ttel suga eopseo-”

Oppa, if you want to sing to your wife, at least write me my own song!

*Stops ‘cause he is flustered by your sass, you learned from the best.*

Originally posted by wonhontology

Wonho

Doux Jésus, Wonho keeps getting too involve and he forgets it’s a variety show 80% of the time. Skinship comes very naturally to him so you two get close fast. At first you found him very intimidating, but his cute and loving personality helps you warm up to him. You can’t get enough of each other. If he’d dare to ask, you’d accept to spend even your free time on friendly dates with him. Friendly, because you have no idea where to draw the line. Wonho is so intense and personal with you that you can’t guess where the real part of this relationship is going. He has no idea either, he’s just impulsive when it comes to you. He’s so cute and caring, even when you aren’t filming, that the whole WGM camera crew is highkey shipping you together.

*Gives you the last biscuit and leans in to kiss the tip of your nose while you eat it*

You’re so cute jagi, you look like a lil’ squirrel.”

Oppa, you do know the cameras aren’t rolling, right?

Oh…*shrugs and smiles* SOMEBODY STOP THAT FLUFFY MAN

Originally posted by wonhontology

Hyungwon

Thinks he’s doing fine, but is the worst member at it. You totally have the upper hand on this one. The problem with Hyungwon on WGM is that he likes to plan and analyze situations, you keep destabilizing him and he doesn’t know how to handle it. He’s an actor so he can “play” the husband just fine, but he never knows what to do with you as soon as the camera stops so you’re quite awkward with each other. There’s little chance for your relationship to evolve in something more even if he was interested in the beginning, since he’s so professional. After a while, when you’re more comfortable you can have a lot of fun together, both teasing each other endlessly. However, you’ll never be one of those hit couple on WGM that everybody is rooting for. You’re show is more about the struggles of letting someone new in your intimacy than an awkward budding love story.

*You surprisingly hug him from behind and bury your head in his sweater*

“Oppa, you smell so nice.”

“Unh? Oh, well… Thank You, ja-jagiya…

*Stiff body and awkward laugh*

Originally posted by babywoon

Jooheon

Jooheon is so nervous at first, he keeps dropping things and crashing into stuff at the coffee where you first meet. When he gets comfortable, he keeps joking around to make you laugh. He does aegyo all the time just because he knows it annoys you and the viewers love your chemistry. However, you quickly got a way to get back at him, thanks to a tip from Changkyun, by hiding in corners and suddenly jump to scare him. Jooheon doesn’t even try to pretend he’s not falling in love with you. It’s obvious for everybody involved, his ears are scarlet red 24/7 and he’s a flustered mess everytime you make a move on him. Both of you are so involved in this fake wedding that on your last episode, you plan to confirm the relationship and start to publicly date in real life.

“Ok. Enough with the creepy aegyo.”

Why? I’m a cutie*Does that kuku-kaka shit just to annoy you*

“I’ll give you a kiss if you stop doing that right now.”

“You’ll… W-what?” *Is interrupt by your lips on his*

Originally posted by wonhosoks

I.M

The second best at it after Kihyun. Changkyun has a way of being nonchalant and avoid his feelings that helps him a lot on WGM. Because of what you saw of him before, you thought he would be a bit shy, but he surprises you a lot. He loves to initiate physical contact with you, like back hugs or kiss the top of your head. For the show, Changkyun does and says stuff that shocks you all the time, he’ll start cute and cheesy and turn savage to make you laugh. He’s also really good at staying in control of his emotions and he keeps you on your toes. However, if you decide to switch this game around, he’ll get nervous and might even take his distance or appear a bit cold, not knowing how to react. You guys are becoming extremely close friends with a lot of skinship. Oh and one more thing: He’s killing the casual aegyo game.

Noona, your hand fits so perfectly in mine, I’d want to hold it forever… But I really can’t, it’s just so sweaty.

Originally posted by pinkhyuns

- Lyly

M A S T E R L I S T

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Naomi Nagata Appreciation Week ✭ Moment you started liking her

Ride and die from the very star, my man! Her looks, her sass, the way she gives as much as she gets (and so much more!) in her scenes with Holden, the flash of vulnerability toward the end, and the epicness that is “LADAR says it’s a big hole in the side”… Yes, it definitely was love at first episode!

How You Interact:  Dating Natemare

Originally posted by heykeykey

(I fucking love this gif so much AHHHHHH!)

- He’s a tease. 

-Just downright, a tease. Not just in bed but everywhere. He’ll tickle your sides with his fingers just to see you react. 

-Peck a quick kiss on your lips; even passing between you and someone else to gain access. 

-He loves seeing you smile. So any chance he gets, he’ll try to make you laugh by telling a terrible joke or making faces from behind someone. 

-Using his smoke, he’ll create dancing shadows and little shows for you. He enjoys preforming in front of you. You call him the Drama-Queen.

-Not only because he acts, but because of the sass. 

-So much sass! And he likes to exaggerate things with wild expressions and a smirk.  

-He’ll make you flustered with flirtatious compliments and wink when he makes a comment that you’re not quite sure is dirty or not. 

-“Hey babe, you know, those pretty little lips of yours could be doing something better.” Natemare smirked from across the kitchen. You raised an eyebrow, about to put a sliced strawberry in your mouth. 
“I want to answer, but I’m not sure if you mean singing a duet with you, or moving into the bedroom.”

-He’ll sing for you, sometimes you don’t even have to ask. 

-Natemare will try to get into the mood by singing softly in your ear. He does it sneakily. Pretending to kiss your neck while humming a slow, rhythmic melody in his chest. 

-After a while, you grow a certain resistance to his tunes. To which he finds irritating, but if he tries hard enough, he can certainly change your mood if he so desired.

-Natemare isn’t possessive, but if he doesn’t like a certain person talking to you, he’ll wander over and lazily put an arm around you shoulders. All the while giving the other person a serious “bitch move along” look. 

-When Natemare gets angry, he’s not vocal about it. 

-He’ll disappear for days on end, making you worry the longer he’s away. 

-But Natemare doesn’t go far. Unknown to you, Natemare hovers around your home. 

-He stays hidden, but close to you as you go about your days waiting for him to calm down. Obscured in his smoke form, occasionally reaching out to touch your arm. 

-When he does this, you smile and reassure him that you love him. When you first said it, it surprised him. But it drew him out of his hiding and he enveloped you in a kiss that lasted for ages.

-You once found him in the corner of your room, sitting on the floor staring at whatever was in front of him. 

-Natemare doesn’t like talking about his emotions, but you discovered he responds to touch and just being around you makes him calmer. 

-On bad days, he’ll cuddle up to you on the couch. Laying his head in your lap and closing his eyes as you run your fingers through his hair. Natemare is never mad at you long. 

-Once he’s calmed down, he’ll apologize for making you worry. Kissing your cheek before initiating a tickle fight and dragging you to bed. 

-Natemare is closer to being human than other entities. Since he and Nate were so closely intertwined in one body, he has an understand of human emotions. 

-Meaning he has more than a small amount of adoration for you. And he takes delight in small, intimate moments with you.

NCT 127 + Ten reaction to their s/o being a huge fan of the Vroom Vroom Talk Show

Ok ngl i’m weak as hell for Doyoung and the vroom vroom talk show has given me many precious moments of him so i will forever be grateful 🙏🏼🙏🏼 

Taeil

Originally posted by nakamotens

(I love this gif so much lmao)

Taeil would just be super happy and soft when he sees you laughing and genuinely having a good time. He’d put his hand on your leg or around your shoulder and rub it gently bc he’s so whipped for you and when he sees you smiling his whole world lights up and he’s just in a very happy place. He’d try to join in on the fun by yelling random things (like he usually does), and when he sees you laughing at those he’s just be a shy happy bean.

Taeyong

Originally posted by isabelle-c-r

Y’all know how in NCT life Taeyong tried to take over the Vroom Vroom talk show and Doyoung gave him the eye-roll of the century™, and then Johnny completely ignored him and started talking to Ten?? Yes well I see Taeyong as being kinda whiny like “Babe I’m so much better”, and he would be lowkey jealous that you laughed so much at Doyoung’s jokes. I see him being super clingy and I see him trying to one up Doyoung and trying to get you to laugh at him. If you do laugh at his jokes, you can be sure to see him go and do that thing where he dances and makes weird noises to tease Doyoung like “did ya see that they laughed at my jokes I’m better than you suck on that”.

Johnny

Originally posted by ohbaibeeitsyou

Johnny would just be happy that you’re happy and he’s just gonna enjoy watching you laugh and enjoy yourself. Bc he’s an actual meme he’ll be like “we all know my fashion evaluation is much better right Y/N?” for jokes, but he’s just glad to see you smile this softie. He’d also lowkey have a full on conversation w/ Ten and would just ignore Doyoung (which makes DY hella salty).

Yuta

Originally posted by dovounq

Yuta this lil shit is the person who hates on the show the most. He loves getting a reaction out of Doyoung so he keeps interrupting him and teasing him and when he sees Doyoung getting irritated it’s like his life’s goal has been achieved. 

When he sees that you’re really enjoying Doyoung’s show, this teasing only intensifies bc he’s highkey jealous that Doyoung is making you laugh like “nah fam my s/o can only laugh at my jokes”. He tries to make you laugh by teasing Doyoung basically, and when you laugh he does that thing where he smiles like an angel (basically just him smiling normally but it still does things to my smol heart) and he’s just happy that you’re happy and you’re having a good time. 

Doyoung

Originally posted by dovounq

DOYOUNG this boy makes me weak I can feel my bias list crashing down as I look at this gif 

Doyoung is highkey salty bc everyone is ganging up on him and not letting him do what he wants and his show is failing bc no one is cooperating and he’s just salty af.

When he sees that you’re really enjoying it though, this lil bunny’s confidence gets boosted x100000 and he just gets really smiley and bashful bc you’re so cute !!!! and you’re laughing at his jokes !!!!! and he’s just super happy that he can make you laugh so much and he just wants you to keep laughing so he tries a little harder and it’s just rlly cute and my heart cannot take kim doyoung someone save me pls

Ten

Originally posted by tenchittaphonsnose

I think Ten would just be happy to see you having a good time and seeing you laughing would make him giggle too bc you’re so cute and he loves you. He’d lowkey be talking to Johnny the whole time though and the two of them would be in their own little world (just like in the NCT life episode lmao).

Jaehyun

Originally posted by jihansoul94

(This boy will be the death of me)

Jaehyun seemed like he wasn’t the biggest fan of the vroom vroom talk show - not that he had anything against it, he just kinda went along with it to entertain Doyoung. I feel like Jaehyun would just kinda be sat there with you, occasionally laughing at somethings, but not really laughing super hard or anything. You, on the other hand, were laughing super hard, and you kept folding yourself into a ball into Jaehyun’s side as your eyes crinkled as you gasped for air between your giggles, and I think jaehyun would just love to see you like that. He would look at you with the most adoring look and he would just want to squish your cheeks and hug you because he thought you were super cute. 

WinWin

Originally posted by yutaejpg

(Look at this lil squish what a cutie)

Ok so with WinWin, his Korean is still a little lacking so I don’t think he’d be very engaged in what was going on in the talk show. BUT, seeing you laugh and genuinely enjoy yourself would make his lil heart flip in his chest and he’d just wrap his arms around you and smile at you and just be really cute because he’s just happy that you’re happy and can you tell that this boy makes me fckn soft

Mark

Originally posted by dimplesjae

THIS BOI ok I don’t think Mark would really care whether you liked the talk show or not tbh he’d be too busy losing his marbles from laughing too much. Mark has the cutest giggle (don’t fight me on this we all know it’s true) and he would just be dying at the whole situation of how everyone is ganging up on Doyoung and how Doyoung is highkey salty. I think he’d be super happy though, because the two of you could sit together and be in a fit of giggles and just be happy and cute and aw

Haechan

Originally posted by haenyan

(omg i love this gif so much look at my baby how cute i love this outfit he looks so soft and squishy i just want to hug him)

Ok so we all know Donghyuck is the king of sass and he’s a funny lil squish. I think he’d find it cute that you found Doyoung’s show so funny, but he’d be lowkey jealous and would constantly spout sassy comments about everything. Ofc his comments are hilarious so you burst out laughing at them, and when he sees that you’re laughing more at his jokes than Doyoung’s, this lil bean will just swell with pride and confidence like “hell yeah my s/o thinks i’m funny what a great thing” and he’d just be a happy lil bby.

Okayyyyy, so I don’t really even know where to begin so i’ll just start with the basics….
The taping was basically described as the most elaborate, craziest show they’ve had to date which made me super excited and left my expectations crazy high and let me just say….Z and Tom DID NOT disappoint. The show is actually set to air next month before the mtv movie awards where I believe LL said tom and z will present an exclusive spiderman scene.

Can I just say I love Chrissy so damn much!? She’s hilarious and so down to earth. She literally walked to the stage to ask the audience if the bruise on her inner thigh was visible. Later saying it was all John’s fault lol.

I saw both Z and tom’s squad… Z had dej, one of her younger nieces, Zink, cubb, kamil and his brother, her dad, sis, darnell, Dom onstage, and a few others i didn’t recognize. Tom had Harrison and later on Jacob showed up.

So, first round….AMAZING! Z went first and she chose a very Z song…full of shade and sass. Tom went next and also did not disappoint, the boy has swag. First round involved hairwraps, gold chains, camo, and early 2000s jams..you’ll see.

Okay so inbetween stage setups was one of my favorite things ever. Zendaya looked towards the balcony where i was standing and smiled and waved and like, it was like time froze and I died cause she’s fucking zendaya and she’s literal perfection. Inbetween setup, z and tom lip synced to Don’t Stop Believing to entertain the audience a little. Tom lip synced while Z milly rocked lmao. You can totally see that they’re homies and super comfortable with each other. My friend fell in love with Tom just because the boy is damn gorgeous and he has a swag about him. He’s also super awkward and adorable lol

Second and final round….honestly, these performances will go down in lip sync battle history. You know how everyone and they mama saw JGL do Janet Jackson’s Rhythm Nation…well these are just as epic… or maybe i’m just biased. This round involved giant champagne bottles full of confetti, some black latexy outfits straight out of a missy elliot video, dancing in water, john legend, and spidey hanging upside down… just wait until you see it.

I won’t spoil the winner but if you REALLY want to know, private message me. To summarize Z was just Z and is legit such a chameleon. Tom was a pleasant surprise. I left the taping a total Tom fangirl lol. The experience as a whole was so much fun!

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Prompt: “Stop undressing me with your eyes.”

Pairing: bodyguard!Dean x Reader

Requested by: @21brownies


“We’re leaving in twenty five minutes, people!” Dean announces pulling his focus from the view of the private balcony in your hotel room. He pauses waiting for a response but is only met with silence.

“So glad they fucking listen to me.” As Dean huffs under his breath, he marches throughout the suite and ends with a burst through your bedroom door.

You meet his distracting jade eyes briefly before returning your attention back to the rack of dresses you’re agonizing over. Your stylist continues offering suggestions but you’re not thrilled with any of them.

“Y/N…why aren’t you dressed?! We need to leave asap so we can arrive before the crowd.”

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My thoughts on Riverdale so far...

I don’t watch CW shows anymore because they’re all shit (usually after S3) but I was a HUGE Archie comic fan so here goes - Ep 1-7 

- Veronica is a boring. Literally no depth. Or maybe there is. It’s just not interesting enough. Bathroom breaks. 

- Archie and his Troy Bolton story line can go kiss my ass 

- All my RL friends hate who they chose to play Archie (KJ) but I don’t think he’s so bad. The only funny thing is the difference in him and Jughead’s voice….LMAO Cole is a man with a deep voice while KJ is a more realistic 16 year old (he’s only 19 so that’s understandable).

- Jughead is cool and emo. Doesn’t eat 500 burgers in one sitting like the comics but I appreciate that the writers are trying to do something different. 

- LOVE Betty. And the actress who plays her is AMAZING….and she’s only 20??!!!

- Kevin is great but I already sense that he’ll be reduced to a side gay character thats just there. I miss him and Betty’s interactions :( 

- Beronica will never happen. They’re just playing y’all 

- Jughead was asexual in one out of the THOUSANDS of Archie comics. Get over it. He’s straight in the series just like he was straight in 99% of the comics.

- Cheryl is amazing. Truly an iconic queen. They picked the perfect actress. 

- Josie and the pussy cats is spot on. All that sass. Plus they have AMAZING voices. Not the same as the comics….but better! 

- Why are the parents so mean to each other’s kids. You’ve literally known them since they were BABIES 

- Ngl I love Alice Cooper tho. So much fun to watch 

- I love Bughead and the reasoning behind it. If you re-watch the episodes you’ll see all the not-so-subtle hints of Jughead bing jealous- like when Betty had a date with that one ex-football player 

- I LOVE that the show is addressing all these issues like sexism and racism without being extra and actually incorporating it into the storyline. 

- Can’t wait for Archie’s band vs. Josie’s band in Battle of the bands 

- But most of all I can’t wait till Archie actually gets a storyline worth watching 

- Also interested and excited for the Jughead/Betty/Archie love triangle that the cast has teased. The actress who plays Betty (Lili) has great chemistry with both 

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I wonder if anyone still plays this game

I absolutely loved the Steven Bomb; the Crewniverse never seems to disappoint me

That being said, Aquamarine may be a smol ball of evil, but I think her design and sass are cute nonetheless, so I did a thing in AC:NL! Feel free to use the design ^^ (Although it’s not completely art[?], credit when shared off-site is very much appreciated!)

Version with sleeves and version with no sleeves plus examples at the end to show what it looks like

  • person: The dub totally ruins Yugioh. It's cut and censored, the the dialog is completely changed. What's so good about it?
  • me: Well, we got Joey and Bakura's adorable accents, Kaiba's sass level turned up to eleven, toned down the whole "love triangle" with Tea, Yugi and Atem, and the occasional jokes about Yugi's hair and height.
  • person: But it still changes the plot and characters too much. It feels like the whole show turns into a joke.
  • me: We also got Dan Green.
  • person: Okay, I'll give you that one.
Our very own Harry Shum Jr

Can we just appreciate the way that Harry plays Magnus? 

Like as soon as he starts to get nervous he plays with his fingers. The second he thinks he may have showed too much vulnerability or made Alec uncomfortable his eyes dart in literally every direction but Alec in the span of like five seconds. The way he shimmies his shoulders side to side when he’s happy or being sassy. His fucking eyebrows! The way he moves his eyebrows when he’s sassing the fuck out of people! His facial expressions! That cute and tiny genuine smile, that ‘completely innocent’ face, his pissed off and 100% done glare, his devilish smirk, his genuine and beaming smile!  

The way Harry moves his fingers so gracefully and intricately when Magnus does magic, the way he moves his body to almost glide across the room rather than step like mere mortals. The way he makes it obvious Magnus has had centuries of life burdening him, yet he’s still able to be excitable and full of life. The incredible feeling in his eyes that show so many of Magnus’ inner thoughts and feelings, the subtle way he moves his face when Magnus is conflicted or upset, how he uses his entire body to communicate Magnus’ emotions, from stepping back in physical pain at the news of Alec’s impending wedding to pursuing his lips and lifting his eyebrows when checking Alec out in the training room. 

How he makes sure Magnus never touches Alec without permission! How he pulls those outfits and that makeup totally off and owns them! How genuine and fond he is of his character! How lovely and affectionate he is towards the fans! How dedicated and loyal he is to Magnus Bane!

I think we all need to just take a moment and think about how blessed we are to be having Harry as our Magnus.