so much hate for u omfg

the fate of the furious thoughts *spoilers*

-Fuck okay so I saw the movie last night and fuck i didn’t think i’d be hype but it felt so right watching it!!!
-this is definitely scattered and poorly articulated compared to my review of ff7 but ill write a proper one in due time. I fucking miss paul
-ive seen every fuckin movie of this franchise in theaters n im only 23 ah these are my thoughts as i was watching it. I was lowkey keeping notes lmao
-beautiful setting and colors wow as always!!!
-FUCK as if charlize therons character wasnt annoying enough the fuckin bitch had to have dreads!!! Deadass bye
-GEEKED at roman coming in at 11 for most wanted criminals
-Roman lmfao he literally cracks me up so fucking much i love tyrese
-the Rock as a soccer daddy ifucking love it his daughter is so cute ugh
-DECKARD SHAW IS SUCH A DADDY oh my i love jason statham and his banter w the rock lmao
-digging all the gratuitous fight scenes and humor and explosions
-what are you gonna Email her? Lmfao roman is too much hahahah
-calling roman Slick lmao
-hobbs and shaw are both daddies fuck they can get it
-scott Eastwood FUCK ME UP i love how theyre giving him so much shit ahaha hes so fine though gotdamn
-The kisss!!! Fuck this dumb ass hacker Bitch
With ugly dreads
-Brian would know what to do… OMG SHOOK im crying i miss paul walker so much my mans
-omfg hes a fucking dad. Papa!!! HE HAS A KID W ELENA IM SHOOK AGAIN
-middle name marcos first name is for his father to name him!!! Bitch!! 😭😭I bet he calls the bb brian!! Just cus thats how dom and vin both would be. I’m crying
-god lmao hobbs’ Fuckin names for shaw and his damn one liners i can’t… callin him princess LOL
-themost recent movies have so much more comedic elements and honestly i live for it my theater was crackin up constantly in between all that anxiety if whats happening next!!!
-shaw in suits fuck me up statham is so fine
-ugh in ny!!! The music is always so lit!!! THE TOYSHOP DAYUM!!! Those sexy cars and sexy ass scott eastwood fuck
-are you Blanta? Lmao roman and that fuckin neon orange lambo
-oo shit doms got a plan yas!!! Helen mirren omfg!!! British woman so I assume this is mama shaw
-ok this banter now is just straight up Flirting between shaw and hobbs like theyd be so good together lmao
-ugh this Destruction i cant… imagine if that shit was real so many ppl would be dead god
-ugh charlize is a little cunt
-gotta admit tho putting those cars jn Auto drive was pretty freaking dope but crazy and the pileup. Shits wild if that could happen irl we’re fucked
-did i mention Eastwood is fucking sexy
-Lil nobody lost his lil mind hahaha
-BIG SEXI COMIN THRU
-Why didnt they just crash into him fuckkkk like instead of just tugging on his car from dif directions like ya dont hurt him but still
-Omg shaw WTF RIP I WAS JUST LOVING HIM ON THE TEAM IN SAD IM CRYING AND HOBBS IS UPSET
-DOM TURNIN HIS BACK ON LETTY IM HURT
-baby callin dom dada im cryjbg holy fuck this mf just shot mama OMG RIP ELENA IM PIST
-god charlize tryig to psycho analyze shit and just constantly spewing bs makes me wanna hjr her
-Tej n roman babter is my fav
-ah eastwood baby is on board fuck me. All Bets r off–Hahaha the fuckin orange car
-Roman" this aint for me man" hahaha he’s so fuckin funny they really made his character a bitchass i love it
-2 hacker bitches up against eachother lmao ramsey is gorge
-roman Reading russian HAGAHA such a goof
-LETTYs SUCH A BAD BITCH sent that fucker right into those blades.
-THERES NOTHING ALRIGHT ABOUT THIS LMAO honestly i’m roman
-Spinning in his lambo on ice and everyone just fucking with him hahaha
-WHAT IS GOIN ONHAHAHA as hes sliding with the fuckin door
-TYRESE HELL YA OMG FUCK YEA WHAT A COMEBACK. “NUMBER 11 MY ASS” HAHAH, whole theater is laughing
-OH MY GOD IMS CREAMING BOTH SHAWS ARE ALIVE AND BEAUTFUL MY DADDIES. LUKE EVANS IM SHOOK BABY SCARFACE LMAO IM CRYING I LIT UP WHEN THEY TOOK THEIR MASKS OFF
-SURPRISEEE… AHA FUK U CHARLIZE IM SO HYPE I HAVE CHILLS
-TEGO CALDERON and DON OMAR HELL YEAH EVEYTHING IS UNRAVELING I MISSED THEM IM CRYIN IM SO HAPPY RN
-DOMS WHOLE PLAN FUCK YEAH AND THE SHAWS IM SO HYPE
-MOMMA SHAW HELL YES AHAHAH DISCIPLING HER FUCKIN BOY “and ur gonna TAKE UR brother” “DEVILS BUNGHOLE” HAJAJA MOM it’s god’s eye. I LOVE THIS FAMILY. Spinoff please???
-IMCHEERING SO HARD MORALE IS SO HIGH
-FOR ELENA YAS DOM IS BACK BABY KNOCKED THAT FUCKER DEAD
-STATHAM W BB BEING AN ACTUALLY DADD IM CRYIN ALVIN N CHIP MUNKS YES AHAHA
-FIGHTing W BB OMFG DADDY YES, “its gonna be a lot of fun” i love him so much take me
-DOMS BACK I HAVE CHILLS YES
-LETTY SEEING DOM AND REALIZING HE’s back Im SOBBING i love them
-WHEres THAT SMILE? THERE IT IS!! OMG CUTE BABY AND SEXY DADDY DECKARD SHAW IM SHOOK
-Ur not gna wanna see this… *sniffs* is that u or him? HAHAHA i love him
-hobbs to roman: Yr u always yelli g hahaha this shit is so funny while even in the middle of action scenes
-Thats my girl!! Letty made it… ugh dom im just
-U lost the minute u interrupted honeymoon fuck ya bitch dont mess w familia
-“This is for my son” FUCK yasss
-The cars protecting dom im crying more
-Told u this would b fun hgh DADDY shaw pls
-DOM N LETTy FOREVER
-gotta get MY YUNG SELFIE LEVELS up I CANT Hahaha fucking roman
-FAMILY!! I LIVE FOR THE ENDINGS AND THE HUGE FAMILY GET TOGETHERS IM CRYING I MISS PAUL WALKER SO MUCH
-ELENA UGH im sad
-INTRODUCing letty to the baby im dead
-WHAT IS HIS NAME WTF???
-Okay EVERYONE MEET….BRIAN… IM CRYING
-I FUCKING KNEW IT BUT IT STILL GOT ME I WAS LEGIT SOBBING THEN THAT FUCKIN KEHLANIGEAZY SONG CAME ON AND IDK I STARTED CRYING MORE. BABY BRIAN FUCK IM SO EMOTIONAL
-I LOVE THESE MOVIES SO MUCH I WILL BE 80 and still watching these movies as long as they keep putting them out omfg i just love them all i miss paul walker and brian and jordana brewster but this was a really good addition it did not disappoint even tho i hate the title lmao
-i appreciate u if u read this whole thing lets b friends

the mars signs, basically
  • mars in aries: "u know what. FUCk everything. why doesnt life just give me what i want!!! life is so SLOW and BORING and i want ADVENTURE why can't things just HAPPEN MY WAY for ONCE!!!" *someone tells them to chill* "who tf are you??? are you trying to fight me????? ok i dare you FIGHT ME"
  • mars in taurus: *bad stuff happens* "lol im fine" *more bad stuff happens* "@ life are u trying to provoke me...try harder it aint working" *the worst thing that could possibly happen happens* "OK THATS IT IM AT MY LIMIT. THAT WAS NOT NECESSARY. IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW I CANT EVEN THINK WTF WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME. anyways im actually totally chill haha let me just suppress my feelings it'll be ok :)"
  • mars in gemini: "oh, i see! you think i'm wrong. i'm truly sorry to hear that some pitiful creatures like you find my beautiful mind so complex that you can't comprehend anything i'm saying. i'm sure that, for SOME people, it is indeed a bit too complex hahah lmao (:"
  • mars in cancer: "fine, whatever. u may have said something rude but it's ok im just gonna ignore that" *later* "that fUkcin bitch...i'll show them later, trust me. i'll just wait for the right moment and destroy them when they least expect it"
  • mars in leo: "??? did u just insult me or one of my interests ??? lmao first of all, HOW DARE YOU. second of all, YOU ARE WRONG. i am so beautiful and awesome and such a great friend and THIS is how u repay me??? i'm worth so much more than this. you are disgraceful. i am disgusted"
  • mars in virgo: "i hate everything. NOTHING is going right and i am FALLING APART. honestly i don't even remember the last time something good happened in this world. why are people always annoying me? why is school always annoying me??? why is LIFE always annoying me????? can everyone just STOP"
  • mars in libra: *someone points out that they need to get their life together* "bitch...what? i'm fine...what are you talking about.....my life is 100% under control!!!" *procrastinates everything* "wtf why do i have so much work??? i am dying under all the pressure i hate everything NOTHING IS UNDER CONTROL"
  • mars in scorpio: *on the outside* "okay you know what fuck you im so over this it's over" *on the inside* "i know all ur weaknesses, honey...and trust me, you will regret it. you think i'm over this but i'm definitely not lmao watch ur back"
  • mars in sagittarius: "wtf bitch i hate u, what do you think of yourself??? how dare u disagree with me and say rude stuff to me ugh don't talk to me ever again" *after like 8 minutes max* "omfg the other day i was listening to the duck song and i was thinking about how much you'd like it i mean i bet you've already heard it but it's absolutely hilarious u should watch the video it went viral on youtube hahaha" *someone asks if they've gotten over their anger* "what anger? ...oh thAT. lmao whatever who cares about that, have you heard the duck song?"
  • mars in capricorn: "yeah i'm pretty fucking upset right now, things definitely did not go the way i expected them to. anyways that's just life. i'm over it. i'm just gonna...try and distract myself.....and pretend nothing happened...because that'll help me stop thinking about my shitty life...probably"
  • mars in aquarius: *on the outside* "i guess ur right. maybe what ur saying is the right thing to do :) :) :)" *on the inside* "...excuse me hoe.....ur wrong, i'm right. u can't tell me what to do. i'm well-aware of what i'm doing, if u think i'm gonna listen to anything u tell me to do ur 100% wrong bye"
  • mars in pisces: *accidentally offends someone, someone asks why they're mad* "honestly i'm not totally sure why i'm mad. i didn't even know i was mad until you pointed it out. i mean there are the usual reasons for being mad...people are horrible, life just generally sucks. so yeah im probably just generally mad lmao no worries"

anonymous asked:

what are your thoughts about bakugou and midoriya's relationship? platonic, i mean

I live and die for it, every part of the manga in which that relationship is shown progressing is between my favorite parts of the manga and I’ve reread them a hundred times and cried over them way more than necessary - the battle trial one? yes, the end of terms exam? absolutely yes holy shit, the post-license exam fight? god yes fuck me that’s my absolute fav, the rescue arc? shit yes between all the reasons why that arc’s my fave the change in the deku/baku relationship is definitely a worthy of note one

It’s an interesting relationship, a painful one that’s making both of them grow so so so much, a rivalry they both need to better each other and keep each other straight on the path to become two great, all-around heroes - I’m not sure they’ll ever end up having the type of relationship Izuku has with Todoroki or Bakugou with Kirishima, I don’t think it’s possible for them to be friends like that, they’re just too different to properly fit like that and to avoid stepping on each other’s toes every single day of their lives they’d have to change their core personalities too much, but they did end up being able to coexist (Bakugou’s even giving Deku tips!!!) and I do think they’ll be able to cooperate and support each other in the end. If one day they’ll be able to make fun of each other in a friendly manner and egg each other on and be honest with each other without it escalating into a full blown fight I’d truly be happy, that’s probably my main dream for this whole manga. For them to have a healthy rivalry, one in which they can maybe even laugh together. I think it might happen, I’m waiting for it to happen

Anon said: Hi Fran! I’m obsessed with your BakuShimaNari work. Here’s a cute thought to hopefully cheer you up a bit while you’re unable to draw: they’re all in their early 20s and Denki likes to poke/smooth out the little crease between Bakugo’s eyebrows and tease him about getting wrinkles early from all the scowling he does. Bakugo flicks him in the nose and says he’s starting to get crows feet from always grinning like an idiot.

Oh my god. Oh my g o d this is the sweetest thing I’ve ever read. Oh my g OD I’m just imagining them doing that and Kiri in the background watching them like they’re most precious thing in the world I’m dying rip me this just made my whole life thank you so much anon *sob*

Keep reading

ok so i was browsing through old art while despairing over smth i’m currently drawing and i found this?? ??? and i hadn’t realised i never uploaded this omfg…

done for the tw mating games thing last year!!! i don’t…remember what the theme was rip

anonymous asked:

"You left just like that" OH GOD MY HEART IS BREAKING PLEASE TELL ME THERES NOT MUCH TO BREAK AFTER THAT SENTENCE OH GOD

NO THIS ENDING NO WHAT NO NONONONO HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US

OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG U POSTED PT 2 OKAY OKAY I SHOULD BREATHE IM ABOUT TO READ IT PLS PRAY THAT I DONT DIE 

Oh my god good boy 2 I’m dying how do you manage to kill me so much

oh, you can’t imagine how much I needed good boy two righ now, bless you soul, your sole, your toes and toenails

Originally posted by cleolux

thanks, boos! :*

the signs according to my aries mom
  • aries: god perfectly crafts anyone born under aries. plus, we have robert downey jr.
  • taurus: they're not worthy of bordering my sign
  • gemini: i don't care if chris evans is a gemini, they're all irrelevant
  • cancer: GOD, NO. STOP.
  • leo: i'm not really allowed to give an opinion here...
  • virgo: no
  • libra: i can't decide which is worse, libra or gemini
  • scorpio: wouldn't ever want to get on their bad side. they're my partners in crime, though
  • sagittarius: i wish you would have been born a sagittarius... life would have been so much better. you would be so much more fun
  • capricorn: oh my god
  • aquarius: some of the best people i've met were aquarians
  • pisces: someone needs to stop them

anonymous asked:

Majority of jk moments are initiated by jimin. Thats why whenever jungkook as little as touch jimin yall flip shit and get all annoying. Its one sided why yall keep shipping? Are u wishin for jungkook's unhappiness? Lol delulu

Ahhhhh the little touches? lol I don’t get why jikook shippers lose their shit whenever Jungkook touches Jimin.LMFAO.

Originally posted by alphabetgirlsx

Originally posted by bwibelle

Originally posted by jiminpoppins

OMFG YOU’RE SO RIGHT!!! Jikook shippers are annoying as fcuk! Clearly Jungkook doesn’t like Jimin like that! It must be so gross touching someone you hate so much like !!!! ewwwww

Originally posted by parkjiaria

Originally posted by jeonsshi

Fcuking one-sided ARE YOU BLIND???? If it’s mutual Jungkook wouldn’t be like this!!!!

Originally posted by justmejen

Originally posted by yoongiggles

Originally posted by ki-raa

Jungkook’s discontentment whenever he looks at Jimin is NO JOKE. it must be a one-sided relationship OMFG!!!!!!

Gosh he hates Jimin so much

Originally posted by busanplayboy

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

Originally posted by jikookruinslives

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ONE-SIDED MY ASS.

Consider this as my gift for you anon. I call it “Jungkook’s contentment”. Next time you wanna attack  a ship at least get your facts right. It’ll make you smarter. Oh thank you for dropping by tho. I’m glad you took your ever-so-precious time lurking in the jikook tag. Your heart loves jikook. Your brain’s in denial. pick one.a kind heart or a “smart” brain.

Enjoy your gift. with lotsa love <3<3<3

slorp  asked:

god ok so about lucid dreams. i once had one where i was having a regular one until this guy i absolutely hate showed up and we just started swinging on eachother and i became really aware that it was a dream and so i was like "god im really glad im getting this opportunity to beat you up in my dream" and he was like "uhhhh no this is my dream?" and so we were like fuck did we just project to astral plane on sheer force of hatred and i couldnt control him like i normally can it was wild

ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING BECAUSE DUDE…. I once read abt shared dreams supposedly theyre a real thing and i legit think u had one. like idk much about it i dont remember but this is so scary to me. thatu and the guy u hated somehow,. shared a dreaam space………. omfg ….i would be so terrified if i lost control of part of a lucid dream but ur so chill about it. goals

tokikurp  asked:

FanFic- S, T & U :D

wow I’m crying thank you ;-;

S: Any fandom tropes you can’t resist?

I forgot to answer this omfg but omg I cant think of any rn im sorry ;-;


T:
Any fandom tropes you can’t stand?

I guess the team moms kind of thing? I don’t like that. I also hate how people villainize Ushijima…. (do these count as tropes I’m???)

U: Share three of your favorite fic writers and why you like them so much.

Heck you’re exposing me.

I love @thewiselearnfromhistory AO3 because her writing makes me so emotional and the imagery makes me feel like I’m right there in the scene? Like I cannot count how many times I’ve read Rules and I get choked up and anxious every time….

DeathBelle is incredible one because they write TenSemi and there is a severe lack of TenSemi content. But their fics always get me emotional and leave me on edge wanting more. Like this fic fucked me up so hard and in the best way and the emotions were so raw and real that it was relatable? I wanted to give them both hugs

Okay Leryline’s ability to write porn is absolutely filthy i cry every fucking time??? But their fics in general are literal masterpieces and I just??? I spend a lot of time thinking about the Three’s A Crowd series so I’m just akhdsklfhjgle

All fic writers are absolutely amazing though!!!! These are just some of my favorites

Fanfic Asks!

Signs from the perspective of an Aries

Aries: you get on my nerves, annoying, but nice at times

Taurus: ur my crush so omf sweetie!! and super trustworthy

Gemini: annoying at times, but one of my best friends is a gemini and ugh i love geminis

Cancer: popular and nice but fake maybe???

Leo: very confident and sweet and funny but slightly arrogant

Virgo: my ultimate best best best friend is a virgo so lovelovelovelovelooove but they’re very smart and they plan things out

Libra: they are such sweeties but they’re so fierce and very popular and fashionable

Scorpio: OH MY GOD ANNOYING I HATE U SO MUCH STOP

Sagittarius: you’re so fierce and sweet but sometimes a little too straightforward

Capricorn: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU. AT ALL.

Aquarius: you’re emotional and loud and determined

Pisces: omfg emotional basically cancer jr. , but 10x more emotional. but pisces is my lilith moon sooo

List of Books I Plan On Reading Soon (or have already read)

Symptoms of Being Human (Already Read): mini rant abt amazing book that I’ll try to keep spoiler free; omfg this book is amazing and beautiful and if u dont know its about a genderfluid teenager who starts a blog and I love Riley so much ?? And don’t get me started on bec and solo bc boiiiiiiiii

Simon vs the homosapiens agenda: I havent read it yet but my friend has and im so pumped to read it bc it looks so good

Carry On: again havent read it but friend has and so good. (@ friend thanks for telling me everything that happen ily) (jk I hate u for telling me everythjng)


Highly recommend all of the above. Read them. Talk to me about them. Cry over thenm

BTS as things my friends say
  • Seokjin: "Step out of the sun bitch, I hate the smell of burning plastic."
  • Yoongi: "I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you."
  • Hoseok: "OMGOMGOMGOMG IM UR BIGGEST FAN LOVE ME PLS OMFG UR SO COOL MARRY ME HAVE MY KIDS I LUV U V MUCH"
  • Namjoon: "Call me papi"
  • Jimin: "Your ass is like Kim K's, not because it's huge, but because you need surgery to get one."
  • Taehyung: "I saw these hobos in LA and I screamed LET'S ALL BE HOBOS"
  • Jungkook: "If you think it's so funny, then WHY AREN'T YOU FUCKING LAUGHING HUH"

A L I E N   I S O L A T I O N

AHHHHH this game. I really loved it ▬ it has some really nice graphics, a great soundtrack and a cool plot. But omfg, the alien is terrifying. Like I really loved that creature but I HATED IT SO MUCH AT THE SAME TIME, he’s EVERYWHERE ugh.


It is a post that I don’t normally do but I really loved the game so bear with me ahhh


Also how the fuck do u draw an alien srsly, it’s impossible▬

i miss you

we just talked on phone in the morning 

but i still miss you, i miss your voice, the sound of your breath 

i miss you even when you are talking to me

i miss you like every seconds in my life

i hate to miss you because it hurts 

it makes me feel so hard to breath its like i'm drowning

baby i miss you so much

i miss you like crazy

fuck you

i miss you.

hey im mallory and ive had way too many energy drinks and im also that white tumblr girl that everyone hates how are you hi