so much for kicking him out

Another BatJokes HeadCanon ♠♦♣♥

+ The Joker has a weird infatuation with Bruce Wayne – Something about the billionaire (And not even the money) calls to him. Maybe it’s his open handsomeness, or how much of a pushover he seems to be. Maybe it’s because if he holds his hand up just right, the lower half of that Adonis-grade face reminds him of the man that makes his blood boil. Bruce just seems more… attainable? So, because of this, whenever there is some kind of Bruce Wayne Event, he finds a way to infiltrate it. In disguise of course. Lowest-Key-Possible. He doesn’t want to get noticed (For once) or kicked out or even really let the guy know he’s there.. but EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. there is a ball or a gala, he attends. 

Bruce… knows this. In fact, much to Alfred’s chagrin, he makes it kind of easy for the Joker to get in– the first time, which was years ago, he was very uneasy but he’d only met the clown’s eyes, they hadn’t talked or even gotten physically close, but he knew (How could he not?) and since the clown had only really just observed (and eaten, a bunch) he figured… why not. Better to keep an eye on him in an environment that he was in control of. So this naturally leads to Bruce throwing a lot of parties. Maybe once or twice a month, but for a socialite, it’s quite a bit and it sets a social precedence. 

He also likes to fuck with this little sneaky shit so he’ll throw themed parties to specifically mess with the Joker. Drag Ball. Everyone-Dressed-As-Batman Ball, (ego trip #1) Everyone-Dressed-as-Joker (Ego trip #2) and so on and clown still hasn’t quite figured out that Bruce is Batman – yet. But is totally falling for him over time. A man I don’t want to kill! They casually bond over how much better Batman is than Superman, a love that he didn’t know that they shared. The real struggle for Batman is to not let his growing affection for the Joker convolute how they interact when they are fighting. 

Bruce figures something big is happening to them when the Joker cuts out of a fight early to get ready for a Bruce Wayne Gala (without admitting that he has other plans) etc. this is gonna kill me. shit. damn. @melamungous what have you started?!

Okay, this is all for now– just needed to get this out of my head for the next story I’m now strongarming myself into writing 

so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.

yg: bigbang? better wait a year to give them a brief comeback before sending them into the military!

yg: 2ne1? better promise a comeback and then disband them just as our other powerhouse group goes into the military!

yg: winner? better make them bust their asses and wait a year to comeback, then put them on the back burner before we kick one of their central members out of the group!

yg: blackpink? better only give them 3.5 songs to build a strong fanbase for them as they lead our company after we lose other groups!

yg: ikon? better make sure to pimp the hell out of bobby & b.i. and just ignore the fact that no one’s going to buy the group’s music if they only know/like 2/7 members of the group!

yg: ah yes, we shall continue to be a force to be reckoned with in the kpop industry! genius!

Fandom is overreacting like usual so I’m gonna bullet point some wonderful, positive things about episode 11 so people take a second to stop thinking about that one minute

  • “History Maker” was finally completed and it is beautiful
  • Nobunari Oda EXISTING as a commentator
  • Viktor and Yuuri going all out with the ring kissing
  • Emil, Michele, Sara hanging out
  • Minako and Mari being super supportive of every skater with flags and posters
  • Yuuri and Viktor having serious conversations about making Yuuri’s program even better
  • Viktor glomping Yuuri
  • Viktor JUMPING with Yuuri during the quad flip
  • People back at Hasetsu tuning in to the GPF; Yuuri’s parents looking so proud of him
  • Baby!PHICHIT
  • Phichit’s hamsters
  • Phichit getting so much support back in Thailand
  • Phichit’s tears of prideful joy that he did SO WELL with his SP
  • Viktor’s cute little “davai” after Yuri P kicks him off the kiss & cry bench
  • Yuri P adding some arm movements to his jumps to make them even more beautiful and raise the difficulty
  • Yakov feeling nostalgic about Vitya
  • Yuri P BREAKING VIKTOR’S PREVIOUS WORLD RECORD
  • Christophe’s mystery man in a suit S/O hotness dude
  • Chris with glasses
  • Christophe’s other bae, his cat
  • Viktor getting excited to watch figure skating because it’s always been such a big part of his life and will always be his passion
  • Yuri P cheering for Otabek and Otabek giving him the bro thumbs up
  • Smol!Otabek and Smoler!Yuri P
  • Otabek is amazing on the ice and everyone believes so
  • JJ’s fiancé loving him for who he is, regardless of what he scores
  • JJ biting through his tears and hurt pride to shout, “IT’S JJ STYLE!!!”
  • Phichit and Christophe being besties on social media
  • Minako (Yuuri’s former dance teacher), Mari (Yuuri’s sister), and Celestino (Yuuri’s former coach) chilling at the bar
  • Viktor in a bathrobe 
  • Yuuri being mature and using proper communication to tell Viktor how he’s truly feeling instead of hiding his thoughts away and allowing the problems to fester which would only lead to arguments that could’ve been prevented through talking

I just want those garrison/before voltron keith flashbacks so much. how did him and shiro became friends/how did shiro change his life, him being the best pilot in his class/doing the simulators and scoring them all, what did he go to get him kicked out, the reason for it, is the hoverbike even his ?? or did he took it when he left from the garrison. is the shack he lived in actually his ?? or he just found it when he ran away from the garrison

ok but im still amazed that shiro is canonically the person that keith “desperately wants to see” and is literally his Greatest Hope and the closest thing he has to family. his one friend prekerberos. the person who shaped his world so much keith literally says shiro changed his life. And he really listens to what shiro says,  retains his advice and then repeats those words back to himself for comfort. Its also pretty heavily implied losing shiro, losing his anchor, is what prompted his “disciplinary issue” that got him kicked out of the garrison. And we know that after he left he said he felt lost, went wondering around the desert in search of some kind of purpose. But then he felt some arrival happening, something Big finally coming, something that would maybe turn his life around. And just 

so much time and care was put into building up their character development together. and theres also this almost fairytale kind of aspect of “fated” meetings–not just keith knowing something was coming back to earth, but ive also seen people point out the “blade of marmora is with you” line and how keith is the one who cuts him free. And the fact that they can both pilot black, meaning their quintessence is at least compatible to some degree. And actually, since keith has already been able to sense other lions’ quintessence–he felt blue a whole year before its own pilot–and that lions have to have the same energy as their pilot, then i dont think its a stretch to say sensing other paladins would be pretty much the same as sensing their lions. we know shiro’s quintessence is somewhat close to his, so maybe keith will be the one to find shiro. just like before 

YG BETTER GET HIS SHIT TOGETHER!!!

I used to stan YG artists so much but the indefinite hiatus made me lose a bit of interest on my fave groups and now guess what, 2ne1’s officially disbanding (even though I saw it coming the moment Minzy left). Also, they’re pretty much kicking Nam Taehyun out of Winner for being mentally sick (their reason is that they don’t know when he’s going to get better - FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!). I don’t even stan Winner and I feel bad for them.. All YG cares about is Bigbang and the two members of Ikon.. YG BETTER SQUARE THE FUCK UP AND MANAGE HIS ARTISTS BETTER.. You better not fuck up Blackpink too.. I already got my heart broken a million times today and I’m ready to choke someone!!!

listen can we talk about the fact that jace lightwood pretty much got kicked out of the institute and his first thought was to pack up a cute little travel bag and go to magnus’ apartment??? and i guarantee it was because he saw such softness in magnus when they exchanged the stone and he knew from then on out that he can put his trust in him, so he doesn’t even think about any alternative options. he saw how much magnus cares for alec and clary and isabelle and it became like a no brainer for jace to where he literally just walked in like “sup guys” pretty much knowing that magnus still has enough kindness in his heart for him too

imagine!!!

sherlock and agra having a final showdown and she, as petty and hateful as she is, says “and john? you love him so much, it’s so obvious, but you know he isn’t gay” and at that very moment that epic, tab styled throat clearing sound comes and the camera shifts to john and he stands there all bamf and says “i may not be gay but i am bi as fuck” and he kicks her out of the way and sherlock does his little smile and john does his big smile and sherlock says “there’s always something” and they smile AND KISS AND ASDSFDGFGJGHMJH

Frustration. [Smut]

Requested: Where you’re a virgin and Luke needs to take his anger out so he completely wrecks you -Anonymous

Warning: Smutttttttttt.

Requests: OPEN.

Word Count: 2000.


“God! I hate biology!” Luke yelled kicking his pile of laundry, as much as you tried to calm him down he just got more pissed off, it’s not like it was a big deal, Luke was just getting mad at anything he could be mad at.

Luke was your boyfriend of two months, you were complete opposites,  he spend all of his time singing or with a guitar in his lap or before you met him fornicating/sleeping with the majority of the school, as I spent most of my time working or sitting in the back of the library, you met him when he begged for anyone to help him get his grades up.

“We all have our strengths Lu.” You laid a soft hand on his shoulder, only calming down for a second before heavily sighing and stomping in the opposite direction.

Getting used to his wild temper was weird, he most of the time kept it to himself … but you stayed in his room, you weren’t going to leave him, normally Luke used to get laid on the daily, but you weren’t quite ready to give up your virginity, he respected that, and you could tell he was getting tired of his right hand.

Luke didn’t need the comfort of cuddles and hugs, he felt comforted when his dick was getting hugged, you were starting to get tired of Luke forever pending frustration, stomping around like a baby as he wallowed in self-pity and anger.

“Luke! it isn’t the end of the world, you can get your grades back up easily we just need to work some more-”

“I don’t want to work anymore! I want a break! okay, and… I. Just leave me alone!” He shouted, trying to find words to put together.

“Luke, I know your upset baby, but what do you want me to do?” You sat up from his desk chair cornering him, his breathing becoming more rapid, he looked away from you his face flushing.

“You . .  -  You can’t do anything about it.” He shook his head.

You paused, you knew exactly what he was talking about, his friends also filled you in on this, on how he started sleeping around when he used to get bullied by some kids, and it ‘helped’ him cope, even though it wasn’t the healthiest coping mechanism, you knew some habits you just couldn’t quit.

And you began to wonder why not? you had to admit you never felt this way about someone, wanting to do anything to make them feel better, you knew you should put yourself first in this situation, but you didn’t see why not, and you… you loved him.

“Maybe I can help.” Your voice came out smaller than expected, maybe Luke didn’t even hear you.

“W-what?” His voice dropping the anger gone now switched with confusion, bringing his large palm to your cheek staring down at you.

“Lu, why not? I-I.. I mean I Like you and you deal with your emotions differently.” You didn’t know how to explain, your eyes drifting to the floor in embarrassment, what if he didn’t feel the same? Was this weird? he had girls lining up for him practically you didn’t understand why he liked a bookworm like you.

“You mean it? you don’t have to Y/N … I don’t want you to waste your virginity on someone like me.” his thumb gently tracing your jawline.

“How could you say that? you’re perfect, and I want to.” tiptoeing to press both of your lips together, his eyes hooding over with the dark look you’d seen a couple of times.

He pushed your hips a little bit, as you walked backward’s trusting him, your bum hitting the back of his bed, as you gently laid back.

“Are you positive?” Luke asked hovering over you his legs trapping you below him, you could see the concern, the lust, the frustration, and anger all their, in his blue eyes and the way his face contorted.

“Postive,” you mumbled pressing your lips back against his, and your hands wrapping around his neck feeling the back of his blonde curls.

his hands slid down your waist feeling all your curves, you sucked down onto his warm bottom lip and then bit down on it, a low moan coming from the back of his throat, you squirmed underneath him as his rough fingertips went to your waist and down to your plump butt.

“What about your mom?” you whispered breaking the kiss, staring up into his eyes.

“You’ll just have to be quiet then.” His eyes dancing with mischief, in a way it turned you on, knowing that you could be caught.

You didn’t know what to do but as Luke’s tongue entered your mouth you pulled harder down his blonde locks, his hips brushing up against your thighs, feeling his hard bulge, you found the bottom of your panties getting even wetter.

“Lu.” you moaned tugging on his shirt, wanting it gone, along with the rest of his clothing.

“Patience.” He grumbled his lips detaching from your lips to your neck sucky and nipping softly, until he reached a spot just above your collar bone, a sharp whine echoing through the dark room.

a smile lit his face he sucked harder, you had to bite down on your lip to prevent yourself from moaning, his hands sliding up your shirt as he continued sucking, he cupped your boobs squeezing them, your hips bucked meeting his own, he hissed in pleasure making you smirk.

You pushed your butt from off the firm mattress, rubbing yourself up against his semi-hard on that was getting, even more, rock hard as you continued to rub up against him.

“No, I’m in control.” pushing your hips back down, you groaned, it felt so good to grind up against him.

He took off your shirt it landing on the floor, his gaze going to your chest, the large palms squeezing harshly again, you wish he could do that all day.

and then went your leggings, as you helped unbuckle his jeans as he threw his shirt in another direction, both of you now just in underwear, Luke’s thirsty eyes trailing up and down your body.

“What now?” You asked, you couldn’t help but twist your fingers in anxious nerves, what if you messed up?

“Well, I usually have sex with the person.” Luke chuckled, his hand caressing your body.

“I mean.. specifically? is there a series of steps I have to follow?” You weren’t so educated in the sex world like him.

“No, you just do what feels natural, and if you feel uncomfortable in the slightest don’t hesitate to tell me okay?”

You nodded, his lips colliding with your as he held himself up from crushing your body, his lips were amazing, you moved your own hands down his toned chest and to his soft tummy, feeling everything about him, and down to his boxers, playing with the elastic line, he groaned his own hands going down to yours.

“Like this.” grabbing your left hand softly and inside to his boxers, you could feel your cheeks heating up as you cupped his cock in your hand, you slowly slid your hand to his tip to his abdomen, and then back up the light precum dripping down your thumb.

“Fuck, okay, enough of that, I’m not gonna last with a hand like yours.” you pulled back, not knowing what to do with your hand still sticky with his own cum.

He pulled you closer, you kissed him back finding yourself aroused and sweaty, he panted slightly getting off you and reaching into his bedside table digging through several of his stuff finding a black little square package, that you knew was a condom.

Luke leaned back on his knee’s his bare knee’s digging into the mattress inches away from you, as he pulled down his boxer briefs his dick hitting his stomach, you couldn’t help but stare at how beautiful he was, even bare Luke had this beauty that was untold, in a way you wanted to share with the whole world how gorgeous your boyfriend was but the selfish part of you wanted to keep his beauty all to yourself.

He slid the condom down his tall length slowly, being pleasured by even the small friction of the lube and latex hugging him tightly, you reached over kneeling on the bed too and sliding your hand over him helping him slide the condom all the way on.

“Hmm, I can’t wait to fuck you.” He grinned, kissing you again, mumbling small 'thank you’s’, as you took your own hand off of him, Luke pushed you down on the bed crawling over you his hands squeezing your boobs again.

“This is going to hurt sweetheart.” He growled out, biting down on your lip, you loved when he did that, you nodded, reaching down to line up with him nerves butterflies everywhere inside you, but looking at his physique again you couldn’t help but not believe this was real, cashing in your v-card to such a beautiful boy.

He pushed your panties down past your feet somewhere laying at our feet, and then unclasped your bra, now both of you fully naked on top of his duvet, knowing what was about to happen next.

You whined as his tip rubbed up against your wet clit, already plenty wet, he restrained himself from slamming deep inside you as the burning pain of him stretching you out made you unconsciously start to close my legs, you whimpered adjusting to his large size him cooing softly in your ear somewhat easing the pain.

“Don’t move.” He growled pushing your thighs back apart.

He held himself still when he bottomed out both your hips touching him buried deep inside your velvet walls, you knew he was struggling not to thrust into you, again and again, you knew this pain would be there for a while.

“Lu, don’t … stop, please fuck me until I see stars.” You whined begging him to not hesitate to fuck you into oblivion.

Looking at you one more time he decided to not hesitate, pulling out of you and harshly thrusting his hips back inside you, you gripped his shoulder deeply your head buried into his shoulder, as he moaned lowly, and did it again and again.

His anger came back and before you knew it he was thrusting into as if he was a porn star, your core burning in pain but pleasure, you didn’t know how you felt about this but his cock hit something deep in you that made you mewl in pleasure your thighs shaking.

“does that feel good Princess?” Luke smirked, his voice teasing as he thrust into the exact same spot your nails trailing down his back, making him thrust harder, the pain both of you were experiencing was caused by one another but each time one of you felt this pain it seemed to egg the other one on.

“Luke!” You let out a little too loudly you tried to quiet your moans by biting down on his collar bone, his body rocking into yours over and over again.

“So close.” the words tumbling out of his mouth along with a gasp.

He knew you were almost there along with him, bringing his hand lower from gripping your hips to your clit his finger rubbing fast sloppy circles, and the feeling of his tip hitting that spot threw you over the edge, your legs shaking in pleasure, and your face contorting in pleasure making Luke release deep inside the warmness of is cum inside the condom was all there.

and you couldn’t have been gladder to give your virginity to the person you loved, he thrust a few more times slowly your sensitive core begging for him to stop, your hips stuttering up into his as he was pulling out.

“Fuck, Princess, that was amazing, you did so well.” he mumbled breathing in your scent that was like a sweet sugary snack he was addicted to, your nails releasing the hold you had on him, hearing his soft pants.

“I love you so fucking much.” your heart stopped at Luke’s words, and the butterflies were back again.

“I love you too.” placing a soft kiss on his collarbone that had small teeth marks from where you had endured the pain.

“You do?” Luke grinned, pulling off the condom.

“Of course Lu, you really think I would have had sex with you if I hadn’t?” He thought about it for a second throwing the condom in his trash can below his desk.

“You’re right about that.” He crawled back on the bed with you, you could feel your wetness still their most likely leaving a small wet spot on Luke’s bed.

“Hmm, you should probably use the bathroom if you don’t want a urinary track infection.” He mumbled kissing your neck pulling you off the bed, your legs slightly swaying.

“Really?” You asked raising your eyebrow, he knew more about woman’s health than you.

“Yeah, I don’t want you, sick Princess, you should always pee after sex.” He patted your naked bum pushing you gently towards his connected bathroom, you couldn’t help the smile that grew on your face he cared not just about your naked body, he cared about you.

I hope you liked this, I’m still on my period so a lot of this is fucking emotional I’m so sorry.

10 characters I wished were real so I could date them. Part One

10) Age of Youth: Park Jae-Wan: Every single drama I’ve seen Yoon Park in I’ve hated him lol. But this is the first time he has played a decent character for me. I loved him in this. I have no idea what he is saying in this gif.

Originally posted by haydiselametle

8) Healer: Seo Jung-Hoo: I literally picked him because of this scene. He kept cuddling with her and I was like “oh my gawd!” I want one! I honestly like Bong-soo too.

Originally posted by kdramastuff

7) Descendants of the Sun: Yoo Shi- Jin: No list is complete without him lol. He was perfect….just perfect. I fangirled so much watching this drama. Should I apologize or confess? JESUS! That nearly kicked the wind out of me. lol

Originally posted by harboursidechristmas

6) Uncontrollably Fond: Shin Joon- Young: UGH! I loved this character so freaking much. OMG! That confession scene was AMAZING! He said some pretty amazing things as well. Chiillleeee he honestly could be number one the more I think about it. I mean KIM FUCKING WOO-BIN!

Originally posted by lavenderbyun

5) Cheese In the Trap: Baek In-Ho: I didn’t read the web-toon so I can’t share the anger for the show being all about him. However, by the end of it I stopped shipping him with Seol and started shipping him with myself lol.

Originally posted by dramaaddict101

This is a post about ransom’s giant not so inconspicuous crush on nursey

the sequel to this

  • asking holster with alarming frequency if jack and bitty didn’t start dating til after grad because because it would be wrong for a captain to date a teammmate 
  • “would it bro?? would it be wrong? Fuck, it would be. But would it??’
  • more susceptible to text anxiety because he spends so much time in the library just watching nursey’s hands as he writes.
  •  super casually coming up behind nursey to see what beautiful words of poetry he’s writing and seeing him making an alignment chart with Arthur characters.
  • arguing about where Muffy should be, which is really just an excuse for Ransom to lean over him, until they get kicked out by an exasperated librarian.
  • going to annies for coffee and dumping his PSL all over himself when nursey takes off his cardigan
  • he was unprepared for those arms. it should be illegal.
  • rans telling nursey he should go back to the haus and switch shirts: “i should take this off.”
  • oh shit. 
  • nursey biting his lip and saying ‘yeah’ a little too enthusiastically.
  • OH SHIT
  • after rushing back to his room with nursey, ransom does get his shirt off
  • he doesn’t put another one back on for a while. 
  • Lance: *suave voice & talking to keith on the phone* Hey babe. Wanna... make-out with me on this cool bed when you get home?
  • Keith: Not if the cool bed your speaking of is that red racecar bed you bought from the store when it was on sale.
  • Lance: Come on Keith. It'll really help shift this make-out session into overdrive.
  • Keith: *hANGS UP THE MCFRICKEN PHONE*

the Hogwarts teachers were my favourite part of the books remember in CoS when they were so sick of Lockhart that they chased him out of the staffroom by reminding him he’d said he could kill Slytherin’s monster in seconds, remember in OotP when they couldn’t tell Harry they approved of his interview so they did wildly extravagant favours for him, like giving him twenty house points for passing a watering can, or bursting into tears and announcing that he’d live a long and happy life? on that note remember how much McGonagall disliked Trelawney and all her little digs, and remember how she ran forward to brace Trelawney as she was being kicked out by Umbridge? remember how McGonagall ran out to defend Hagrid from trained Aurors with nothing but her words and took four Stunning Spells to the chest? remember when she told Peeves how to unscrew the chandelier? i could go on about McGonagall especially for days but i love all of them so much

My old bat OC Cassius, he’s being scolded for eating the neighbors cockatoo.

REALMS (PT5)

Originally posted by youngest-k

REQUEST: HEY I JUST READ ALL OF YOUR FICS HEHE AND I REALLY LIKE YOUR WRITING! CAN I REQUEST A VERY PROTECTIVE DEMON!TAE FIC PLS? DOESN’T MATTER IF FLUFFY OR SMUTTY THANK YOU SO MUCH X 

GENRE: Demon!Au

Why do I need to posses her?”

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