so much for kicking him out

Klance Headcanons and Au's

@whoopsyouslut c:

 Fave klance au’s:

- Au where Keith never got kicked from the garrison and lance actually became friends with him while he was coping with losing shiro
- Au where Lance is Altean; hes allura’s younger brother and his relationship with Keith is slightly less bitter at first.
- The soulmate au where the first thing your soulmate thinks about you are written out on your arm. “Why does he have a mullet?”
“He is so straight.”
-Au where lance has freckles, and Keith loves it
-Au where Keith has a jersey accent and Lance hates it (that and the mullet combo is,,,, just too much)((ignore this one))
- Any modern/college au. Roomate shenanigans.
-Almost any coffee shop au
-Almost any flower shop au.
- The atla!!!! Au!!!! I live for waterbender/healer lance. pls

Fave Klance Headcanons:

- Keith is like pining so hard for lance, but Lance is still trying to figure out how he feels about Keith
- They are clearly both pining for eachother but they are also both oblivious as to what the other really thinks of them
- Lance is high maintenence af!! He loves skin care, hair care, painting his nails, clothes shopping. The whole shabang.
- Keith is the exact opposite which leads to Lance trying to teach him how to take care of/groom himself properly and Keith secretly loves it.
-Keith is Lactose intolerant (i blame tumblr for this one) and he eats a lot of dairy products to cope with his feelings.
- After they start dating, Keith goes from quitely asking for a pinky link to suprise piggy back ride. Lance was not expecting it but boii, does he love it.
-Basically just touch-starved and clingy keith.
- They train together and and practice their dynamic a lot!!
-They just make a really good team okay guys.

There are wayy more that i enjoy but i just cant think of any rn, im typing this shit at 2AM.

anonymous asked:

Childhood headcanons for seung-gil or yurio?

I’m thinking Yuri for this one

- He was a tiny tiny kid who would always get picked on by other for his height
- he looked like a 5-year-old in grade 6
- of course when he told his grandpa he was urged to just stand up to the people bullying him
- apparently “standing up to” can also mean kicking their asses in Yuri’s book
- he was probably a big troublemaker in school
- but his Grandpa loved him so much he probably defended Yuri if the school tried to call him out on it
- Also I imagine Yuri getting lost from chasing cats a lot
- and in the winter when it snows, despite being a figure skater he slips CONSTANTLY and falls into the snow

Feel free to send prompts to my inbox and follow for more Yuri!!! on Ice content ^^

look i love genuinely confident lance but i also love my langsty son

where he has some kind of inferiority complex because he was constantly compared to Keith, told he was only there because Keith, who was so much better, was kicked out. he’s only there because keith wasnt, he barely made it in there and he knows that and hes trying so hard but when you keep breaking down on him and comparing him to the best kid out there he cant help but feel like no matter what his best is never going to be enough to compare to Keith

where he needs the validation behind people flirting with him in return because it makes him feel like he’s good enough in some way, for them to pay attention to him and want to flirt in return. to reassure him that it’s not all about who he is in comparison to Keith, even if it feels like that a lot.

where he needs to be obviously better than somebody at something for him to be able to validate and confirm that, yeah, he’s good.

anonymous asked:

Dude, imagine like, if Dean does kick Jonas out, imagine fuckin Mitch's MOM going to confront him. Cause I'd imagine that's something she'd totally do. Just drive over to Dean's house and give him the business.


In the actual comic Henrietta is in jail but you bet she would treat Jonas like her second son…

Henrietta is so SO GOOD?? She tries so much and she loves Mitch with all her heart… She doesn’t care that he’s gay and she’s so happy that he has Jonas!! She loves Jonas and will protect him!!


Arc 3 Part 18:

Saving Herobrine-Act 4

Celina had been completely unprepared when she heard MD’s shout, but she instinctively nodded and jumped as high as she could when she was told to. She flopped onto the ground as MD slid right between Herobrine’s legs and the queen watched in awe.

Herobrine was caught off guard in his rage and didn’t expect MD to slide right under him like that, and in his confusion, he left himself open to the kick that was given to his back. He flailed around, trying to keep himself upright as Celina saw their chance. They had one shot, and if her plan failed to snap Herobrine out of his rage, it could be over for them. 

((Mun: @mrddragon007 

I’m sorry for so many errors, but I was very excited to get this done, especially since this will help move the story along. Thank you so very much for this ask. I want to get Herobrine home a lot, and I really needed this to help move the story along. Thank you so very much. 💙))

blueroseangelshaven  asked:

Hiya Trish, how have you been?. Your comic of you and V was really cute, god bless him!.

:D Thank you so much! I’m very happy for him, he finally expressed himself! It’s not easy to do, I’ll tell you that… He’s just happy to be accepted like family at least. I was actually pretty nervous about posting it out to the public at first xD;;;

Outside of tumblr, I’m doing much better. Still sad sometimes, but what can you do. Something will trigger a memory to kick in and I’m suddenly in tears. I’ll always miss Callie :( Now I am just recovering from a cold.

“I was miserable being a widow. But I knew it was going to be hard to meet someone new. There is so much space junk out there. And a lot of older men are looking for a younger woman. But I had great hopes. I did my visualizations. I pictured a nice, younger, good-looking man. Every morning I wrote down just what I wanted. Then I found him on one of those dating sites. I was a little worried at first because his profile said: ‘I’m back, ladies.’ I thought that maybe he was a womanizer. But he also quoted a psalm in his profile, and it was a good psalm, so I sent him a smile emoji. We started chatting and decided to meet at the Metropolitan Museum. I walked up the stairs and there he was! Suit! Tie! Overcoat! So much better than his picture! We spent six hours at the wine bar. They had to kick us out. We started seeing each other regularly. I felt like I was sixteen. Nothing could bother me for months. I couldn’t eat. I couldn’t sleep. Everything worked out just like I imagined. It will have been eight years together, this July.”

yg: bigbang? better wait a year to give them a brief comeback before sending them into the military!

yg: 2ne1? better promise a comeback and then disband them just as our other powerhouse group goes into the military!

yg: winner? better make them bust their asses and wait a year to comeback, then put them on the back burner before we kick one of their central members out of the group!

yg: blackpink? better only give them 3.5 songs to build a strong fanbase for them as they lead our company after we lose other groups!

yg: ikon? better make sure to pimp the hell out of bobby & b.i. and just ignore the fact that no one’s going to buy the group’s music if they only know/like 2/7 members of the group!

yg: ah yes, we shall continue to be a force to be reckoned with in the kpop industry! genius!

Hello Tumblr

This is me and my fiance, @rainbowrocker92

This is our son, @therealskyguy

And right now. we have a bit of a problem. 

You may notice that we all look about the same age and, that’s true. Me and the bean are only about five years apart, but we met at work and the second I figured out how awful his family is, Kaylin and I decided that it was for the best that we look after him. 

We love him so much and he’s so important to us. 

His family, on the other hand, refuses to accept him. His biological mother has already kicked him out of the house. His step dad has shot him. His biological dad and step mother verbally and emotional abuse him and deprive him of basic needs like food and water. 

They’re also stealing his money and his possessions. They took his binder. 

He’s not safe. 

We’re working on getting him out of there through emancipation, but the process is costly and with his parents stealing his money, there’s not much he can do and Kaylin and I can only do so much. I’m out of work and she works at Kroger. 

Our house doesn’t have enough room for him and we need to move before we can take him in. 

We have a house lined up and we’ll have the money by next week, but  things have gotten really bad. Last night, he was yelled at for having to go to the bathroom. 

We need to get him out as soon as possible. 

If you can help, my paypal is 

We’re about $800 short for the house. That doesn’t even start to include legal help. 

Whatever you can do will help and every dime of this will go to making sure that Skylar is safe. 

Thank you so much for anything, even just sharing this post. 

the Hogwarts teachers were my favourite part of the books remember in CoS when they were so sick of Lockhart that they chased him out of the staffroom by reminding him he’d said he could kill Slytherin’s monster in seconds, remember in OotP when they couldn’t tell Harry they approved of his interview so they did wildly extravagant favours for him, like giving him twenty house points for passing a watering can, or bursting into tears and announcing that he’d live a long and happy life? on that note remember how much McGonagall disliked Trelawney and all her little digs, and remember how she ran forward to brace Trelawney as she was being kicked out by Umbridge? remember how McGonagall ran out to defend Hagrid from trained Aurors with nothing but her words and took four Stunning Spells to the chest? remember when she told Peeves how to unscrew the chandelier? i could go on about McGonagall especially for days but i love all of them so much

so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.

Why you shouldn’t be so quick to judge Tony Stark...

I’ve seen a lot of this on the Internet… talk about how Tony Stark has no right to assume Steve Rogers is his “friend” in the Civil War trailer, given how badly they’ve treated each other over the years and how - let’s be honest - downright abysmally Tony has treated Steve. But before we rush into “HE’S A VILLAIN!” and coo over the snuggly-wuggly scenes between Bucky and Steve and talk about how much we hope they’ll kick Tony’s ass back and forth like a titanium football… let’s actually take a moment to break Tony down and figure out why he is so dead set on arresting - or even murdering - the Winter Soldier.

Tony Stark is still suffering from, in some form or another, narcissism, PTSD, and a whole host of other diagnoses we can only really try to pin on him as “fanon”. Given the way he treats people and how he acts, I would assume he never had close relationships with anyone as a child (especially considering he had no siblings and his parents likely didn’t pay him much attention, given that Maria was a socialite and Howard was distracted with 50,000 other things, and Tony even draws attention to this in Iron Man 2), which explains why his adult socialization consists of networking at events and galas (trust me, not as much fun as one would think), screwing random women he has no emotional attachment to whatsoever, and hanging out for hours upon hours in his lab with only Dumm-E (his first robot, whom he treats like shit as a way of showing his affection) and JARVIS, who has basically been programmed to pick up after him and assist him with the things he’s literally too insane/genius to remember (again, we could look into diagnosing him with other disorders following his symptoms, such as Asperger’s or ODD or even possible childhood abuse and other things that would interfere with his social relationships, understandings, and how he interprets everything around him, but let’s just leave it with what Marvel has given us canonically in the MCU). Even his relationships with Pepper and Rhodey are volatile as all hell.
He’s self-sabotaging in every single way, an angry selfish self-abusive man with alcoholic tendencies and no idea how to connect to people on a more warm, soulful, intimate level. He doesn’t understand what “friendship” is. And so, on the outside, he may appear to be snarking at Cap’ whenever he gets the chance, but that’s simply how he thinks you’re supposed to treat your friends. And everyone just accepts that that’s Tony - he’s a little broken, or a lot broken, but he’s trying. And it’s the effort that they all seem to appreciate. 

So let’s talk about Cap and Tony. Tony had to grow up listening to his father talking about his amazing, incredible man that he had known - that he had helped to create - who was not only strong and powerful and skilled enough to change the face of the war when hardly anyone assumed he could do it, but who had this incredible sense of judgement, of wrong versus right. Someone who believed in freedom, justice, and atonement for one’s atrocities. So now not only was Tony brought up in the shadow of a man who had reinvented and resculpted the way technology worked in the modern era - huge shoes to fill with his own business, intelligence, and engineering skills - but he’s also having to constantly live up to this revolutionary, incredible, wonderful person whom his father just couldn’t let go of (mention in the first Avengers movie, Tony bitterly comments on how his father “could never stop talking about him”). Who knows how long he hunted for the Valkyrie? He could’ve still been talking about finding him when Tony was a child, even if on the back-burner, and one can only imagine how much a young Tony with paranoid narcissism would be terrified of being replaced by this “god” his father was obsessed with. 
Then he meets this god, and immediately the hackles are up. He’s offended - why the hell didn’t SHIELD call him about what they were doing? And then, while he’s already feeling pretty raw, he meets this man who strolls in all justice and fairness and following orders (the last of which is the exact opposite of how his own mentality works). And it’s the man his father talked about for years, obsessed over, and so he’s immediately feeling attacked and vulnerable, and very very defensive. Over the movie, the two of them learn to work together, even if they don’t always see eye to eye.
In Ultron, Tony is quick to remind Maria Hill that Cap is in charge, even though he does pay for everything - he doesn’t stick around to find out what she wants, he’s quite happy to let Cap handle what Cap has to handle. And when Cap has a plan or gives orders on the battlefield, Tony doesn’t fight him - he knows who the leader is, and he does his job as a passive-aggressive piece of shit, but the respect is there, even if at times he lets his bitterness and rage and jealousy from childhood come out. It’s hard to be the bad boy or the antihero, struggling inside a web of torture and pain and self-hate and confusion in your own head, when someone else seems to have themselves together so easy. A lot of people take Tony’s narcissism and general dickish nature as him being an overbearing asshole - which he is, but that covers up a whole hoard of issues and insecurities that he just can’t face, especially not now, after everything that has happened. He has to be a rock, he has to be strong. And the more he feels his rage grow, the more he lashes out.
It’s been years between Avengers and Ultron. Who knows what Cap and Tony have been through in that time, raiding bases together, fighting alongside each other, trying to make sure the other doesn’t get killed. Thor tells Cap, “You and Stark secure the sceptre” - we all know how much Thor wants that sceptre back on Asgard, would he really trust a volatile concoction of two team mates he knows aren’t friends to bring it back? No, he knows that Stark and Rogers respect each other enough to get the job done, no matter what. That speaks volumes for how much their relationship must’ve grown over those years as they’ve learned to trust each other and fight together; even if there is a lot of tension still between them, as we see during some parts of Ultron (this is probably brought about by how tense Tony is about the whole “I’m the guy who killed the Avengers” thing), I imagine that the two of them actually function quite well together despite their differences, and have probably had some close-to-friendship moments in the quite wake of battle when they two of them have been feeling both vulnerable and victorious.
So are Tony and Cap friends? We don’t really have enough information to say otherwise. We only get these glimpses through the two-to-three hours Marvel allows itself for its movies, so all we can really do is go by the comic books, in which they’ve even been said to be FWB by the writers. I’m confident enough based on psycho-analysing the two of them through their movies that they were friends, even if their friendship could never extend to what Tony/Bruce or Steve/Bucky’s are.
[Bonus points: It may just be because Steve was the closest to him physically, but let’s just remember who it was instinctually Tony rushed to first when he saw them all laid out dead on the ground in front of him in the Scarlet Witch’s fantasy ;) This could be a huge indicator of how much a) Tony fears for Steve’s life, or b) Tony looks to Steve to lead them and take control of a situation that seems hopeless.]

A lot of people are throwing Ultron back in Tony’s face as a reason he’s a giant hypocrite. While we all like to laugh at the fact that he “created a murder-bot”, let’s take a few moments to actually remember why he did it.
PTSD is one of those things that never really goes away, you just learn coping mechanisms - while Tony may have proven (in Iron Man 3) that he isn’t reliant entirely on his suits, and got over some of his PTSD, a huge amount of it still exists. And as he realizes that he has a world to protect, as we’ve all seen, he is driven mad by a fantasy Scarlet Witch puts in his head, and tries to build something so that people won’t have to risk their lives, so that his friends won’t have to fight. “Isn’t that why we fight - so we can end the fight?” Whereas Steve seems to subconsciously be okay with total war all around him, Tony has had enough - his whole life has been about death and destruction, and he’s finally feeling years of guilt and regret. He doesn’t want to fight anymore, he doesn’t want to lose anyone else - he just wants it to end. 

The first person to hugely betray Tony was Obidiah Stane, who attempted to kill him (let’s remember this was back when he wasn’t used to flying all over the world as a superhero yet) and steal his company, and whom he found out had not only been selling his weapons to Islamic extremists and Ten Rings behind his back, but also arranged for his kidnapping and execution. Obi had been someone Tony was close to in the same was he was close with Pepper or Rhodey - he trusted him because he had to, because Obi ran the things he couldn’t due to his own mental instability. Obidiah was his father’s friend and trusted comrade, and he attempted to murder him in cold blood, several times.
JARVIS has been a part of Tony’s life for so many years now. When Tony is there, in the air, and his suit is failing and falling apart and he’s on the edge of death, JARVIS is the one voice he hears - always calm, always logical, always ever so slightly sarcastic. But now, JARVIS is gone. I don’t think Tony was thinking properly when he wanted to input JARVIS into the body Ultron had been building - he was terrified, and he wanted to do everything he could to help. He probably didn’t even realize he would be losing his best friend in the process, a best friend he thought was dead for days until he discovered him again. Now that friend is gone, it’s been months, and he’s probably missing JARVIS like a dead sibling. Vision made it very clear that he wasn’t JARVIS, nor was he Ultron - he’s a new creation, and probably isn’t exactly bonding with Tony considering he’s at the warehouse training for the Avengers with everyone (based on what we see at the end of Ultron).
And last, but very much not least, is the one person Tony actually connected with on some real sort of level - the man he genuinely believed understood him, the man who promised he’d have his back and whose back he also had. The man he actually smiled around, opened up for, invited back to his lab for playtime - these aren’t things Tony Stark does lightly, but when he first met Bruce Banner, there was something magical there which is why so many people ship them across the Internet - Bruce Banner had managed to touch a chord somewhere within Tony that I don’t think anyone - not even Tony himself - knew existed. Real friendship, genuine friendship, the type one would die for. Who catches Iron Man when he plummets from the sky and ultimately wakes him up at the end of Avengers? And who is the one who, for the first time ever, doesn’t treat Bruce like an explosive monster set on a hair trigger? Tony actually respects the man enough to help him build a suit to make him feel safe - has he ever done anything nice for anyone else? And I mean, not just nice, but thoughtful - he’s tried several times with Pepper, but with Bruce he instinctually knew what he wanted and needed to feel safe. If there was ever to be a Bucky to Tony’s Cap, it would be Bruce Banner.
And where is Bruce now? As far as we know, he’s still missing. Chances are, he hasn’t contacted anyone, including Natasha and Tony, and is trying to figure his life out. Tony had the best of friends, someone he actually connected with and who probably gave him some sort of purpose in life other than his suits. And now, he’s gone. He was violently ripped away from him in the heat of battle, when he didn’t have a chance to say goodbye or even realize he was gone until it was too late. The void Bruce left in Tony’s heart when he vanished must be astronomical, and on top of an already bruised, broken, betrayed man, this isn’t a good thing for his mental stability.

In CA2:TWS, Steve and Natasha talk over some of the murders and assassinations that the Winter Soldier has been behind whilst he has been under the control of HYDRA. We see a cut out from a newspaper article about Howard and Maria Stark’s car accident. Howard Stark was on the forefront of technology at the time he was murdered, and had helped to found/fund SHIELD - he was targeted by HYDRA, assassinated by the Winter Soldier, and it was all covered up as a car accident. 
Imagine now if Tony were to find out that Bucky killed his father. Tony and his father were never close, but we have no idea what happened in that relationship… Maybe things were finally getting better now that Tony was a young adult and he and his father could work the company together. Maybe he finally had the relationship with his father that he had always wanted and craved as a child, or was working toward it at least. Maybe there was some light there, and he was finally in a place where he felt happier. And then his father and mother were killed, he and Obi inherited the company, and the last family he had was gone. And when you imagine it, imagine it on two different levels…
Firstly, it’s a huge betrayal to him. This is a man he has fought beside, and now he is refusing to at least hand the man who killed his family over to be tried and investigated - he’s harbouring a fugitive who has committed many murders, including Tony’s own parents.
Secondly, it’s a huge betrayal to his father, who was betrayed by a former friend, Obidiah Stane. Captain America… this is the person Howard Stark rambled for hours about, dedicated his life to, and was absolutely obsessed with. He called him a hero and a saviour. And now, that same very man he once cherished is refusing to bring his assassinator to justice. In fact, he’s violently defending him so that he doesn’t have to “atone for his crimes” (remember - narcissism and other mental disorders; in Tony’s mind he doesn’t understand and can’t empathize with other people’s friendships and reasoning, he only has his own to go on). Captain America, the soldier of ultimate justice, is refusing to hand over the man who murdered Tony’s parents in cold blood - that is ALL he can see in his head at this point, and he feels betrayed by not only his friend, but his leader.

Tony is dealing with so much loss and betrayal after Avengers 2, on top of everything he attempted to do and what nearly happened to the world, and one can only imagine where his mental state is at. The movies have slowly been unravelling his sanity - we saw it peak in Iron Man 3, and even in Avengers 2, and now he’s continuing to completely invert everything inwardly onto how it affects him (because narcissism). So when we look at his life at the end of the second Avengers movie, let’s see where he’s at: he wants to focus on his life and his company, he wants to focus on his relationship with Pepper (which may be suffering - remember how he commented that she “wasn’t available” for their party, not even enough to make an entrance or to congratulate him - while we can obviously attribute that to not wanting to pay Gwyneth Paltrow for her cameo, we could also wonder if things are maybe not so great with the two of them, especially after Ultron), and he wants to withdraw from everything that has been going crazy around him. I think at that point, he’s realized he’s slowly losing the plot and he needs to bring himself back down to earth. He has become aware that two of his closest friends are gone - one he will likely never get back, and the other, well… he thought their friendship was enough for Bruce to want to come home to it. He doesn’t even think about what Bruce must be going through - he’s physically and mentally incapable due to his own mental disorders. He just feels betrayed and abandoned… and very much alone. 

Why is Tony so upset that Steve has chosen Bucky over him? Why is he fighting so hard to bring Bucky to justice? Other than the obvious conclusion here, which is that I have too much time to myself as I sit and wait for my bath to fill up…
Tony never stood a chance in life. Tony has been bent, bruised, and broken so many times (much like these other superheroes he’s fighting alongside), only he has a whole host of mental disorders that make it difficult for him to cope with everyday relationships and occurrences that other people would be able to handle. Over time he’s been betrayed by and lost some of the people he has allowed himself to actually grow close to - for a broken man who already has impulse control issues to see someone fighting so hard to defend someone, when he feels left alone and abandoned, it might leave his narcissistic mind wondering why he doesn’t deserve the same amount of love, loyalty, or friendship from other people in his life… why he isn’t worth it. 
Tony Stark is not a bratty, whiney asshole who believes he deserves Steve’s friendship despite treating him like shit. Tony Stark is a mentally unwell, self-abusive, unsocialized, broken man - lonely, lost, and at the very very end of whatever he has left tethering him to his sanity.
So when he sees a man whose respect he had to work hard to earn - and who he had to work hard to respect in turn - betraying him, betraying Howard, and betraying SHIELD for “his own personal reasons”, to a point where it looks like someone on Team Stark may be laying dead in his friend’s arms… it really isn’t that difficult to understand why those tiny, broken, whispered three words are so unbelievably heart-wrenching for anyone who can empathize with what Tony Stark is going through.

“So was I.”

i’m sorry i just can never get over this panel

at what point did doctor doom decide to there needed to be version of ‘all you need is love’ replacing love with doom? was he just listening to the song one day and got inspired to do his own cover about himself? did he like the tune but got worried if someone heard him listening to a song about love he’d get kicked out of the supervillains’ league so he needed to change the words? or was it just an overzealous fan who sent him a gift?

i mean clearly he loves the song so much he wants to play on the jukebox in his evil lair while he’s alone but. i feel like there’s just. so much more to this story i need to know.

(loki: agent of asgard #7)

I’ve seen a lot about how Apollo would act in this new series and I just kind of want to shake my head. The reason I love Apollo (but not PJO Apollo) is because he’s so intricate and fascinating, and these are parts that I really hope Riordan will show (and I definitely will in my fanfic!)

  • Apollo’s sister is Artemis. Do you really think he’s going to be a ‘fuckboy’ after thousands of years with her? She’s probably ironed him out to be a feminist by now. Sure, in the myths he’s treated women very… um… possessively, but it’s been thousands of years and Artemis would have kicked his ass into Tartarus by now if he kept that up.
  • Did you literally forget Cyrene, like, he went “Oh, so you went and had kids with Ares after I had kids with you and gave you a city and all? That’s totally chill, like, I didn’t pay you much attention and stuff, so whatever, have fun, I’ll make you a nymph so you live longer, you’re that cool.”
  • Heard of Apollonian and Dionysian? No? Well, Dionysian reflects Dionysus’ personality (irrationality and chaos). Apollonian? Rationality and reason. Sure, it’ll be relative since they’re gods but Apollo isn’t a mindless airhead, so screw you.
  • He’s literally the god of knowledge
  • He’s also the god of the goddamn plague, remember the Trojan War when he struck arrows upon all the Greeks and killed so many of them? Yeah, he’s not all sunshine and bad poetry, don’t insult him or you’re dead.
  • Also, leave his family alone unless you want to be like Niobe, who insulted Leto (and technically also him and his sister) and had all her children killed at the Letoids hands
  • And remember that time Otis and Ephialtes tried to storm Olympus? They said they wanted to marry Artemis so he killed them. Oops.
  • Don’t forget Orion!
  • Oh, and the Python that was chasing after Leto… when he was four years old. Damn, son.
  • Ares also helped kill Achilles and I love him so much I can forgive him for that
  • Remember that time that Apollo killed the Cyclopes who created Zeus’ master bolt because he killed his son? Leto saved his ass by making sure he only got a year hard labour otherwise he would have been chucked into Tartarus. Basically, don’t fuck with Apollo (and Apollo, don’t fuck with Zeus).
  • You know how you’ve read all the stuff telling you he treated his female lovers badly? Well… really?
  • He was only obsessed with Daphne because of Cupid’s arrow Apollo don’t piss off Cupid
  • He loved Leucothea (disguising himself as her mother to get in but whatever) and she loved him back, but then her sister betrayed her because she loved Apollo and Apollo blanked her.
  • Apollo was actually impressed when Marpessa chose Idas over him because of her logic. Imagine if that was Zeus or Poseidon!
  • Okay, Castalia was kind of horrible of him but, eh, he’s a god, he’s naturally an ass, I’m not defending him.
  • Arguably the same with Cassandra, but, hey, if someone went back on their promise, I’d be pissed too. Though that went a bit too far, god he can be an asshole.
  • (He also outran Hermes.)
  • (He’s literally the golden child of the family)

tl;dr: leave my golden boy alone.

I’m not joking when I say there are at least 3 moments in Civil War that RDJ’s performance just floors me

His scene with Charles Spencer’s mother at the MIT hallway in the beginning of the film, his reaction and the way you can see how much that guilt cuts into him so deeply

His scene with Natasha after Ross gives him that 36 hours deadline and you see Tony rubbing his chest area like he’s in pain and you see his fear and concern - you see how much this whole thing pains him and how he just wants everyone to be safe and out of harm’s way

And finally the scene that just kicks everyone in the stomach - when Tony finds out about Bucky killing his parents, his reaction to watching that video, watching his parents die, watching Bucky punching his father to death, his hand wrapped around his mother’s neck and choking her - you see his heart break bit by bit, you see his devastation at learning that Steve knew and never told him, that he had to find out by seeing a video first hand

Honestly, this is RDJ’s best and most powerful performance in the MCU since Iron Man - the emotional level he went to, the way his eyes told Tony’s pain, fear, loss, anger, and concern - it proves there is a reason RDJ is RDJ, that sheer acting talent is on full blast delivering the emotions in this film.

Still Marvel’s MVP.

the nordics getting tickled

aph norway: if you’ve managed to tickle him for more than five seconds without being punched in the face, you’ll find that he is cRAZY TICKLISH, snorting with adorable little kid giggles when you poke at his belly

aph iceland: if you try to tickle him he will scream and thrash and kick you in the face and go bright red

aph denmark: surprisingly not that ticklish, but if norway tries to tickle him he’ll laugh anyway just out of happiness and end up tickling him back

aph finland: the second you touch him he will flip you over his shoulder in a chokehold without even realizing what he’s doing, DON’T TRY IT

aph sweden: if you so much as brush his side he will burst into a fit of giggles and curl up on the floor

signs & cute things my cat does

Aries: rubs his cheek on my nose

Taurus: syncs our breaths together when we’re taking naps

Gemini: kicks his feet whenever he’s dreaming

Cancer: blinks really hard when i tell him i love him

Leo: lets out tiny meows when i wake him up

Virgo: lays on the exact same spot on my bed every night.

Libra: sits across the table from me when i eat

Scorpio: waits at the window until i come home

Sagittarius: only ever meows when i’m opening his food

Capricorn: lets me lay on his tummy when i’m crying

Aquarius: licks my had when i pet his tummy

Pisces: puts his forehead against mine and closes his eyes

okayyyyy but post-war ron weasley 

sort of falls into the auror career and works side by side with harry

and they kick dark wizard ass and restructure the ministry

touted as heroes and all that

but too many missions, too many nightmares

he sees george struggling so much, helps him out in the shop a bit

eventually realizes that working for the ministry, being an auror, just isn’t for him

finally, finally overcomes one of his biggest struggles–managing peoples’ expectations of him, caring what they think about him and his money and his choices and his talents

gathers to courage to leave that stable career, to hand in the glory of being a famous auror, to risk disappointing his parents and just, you know, does his own thing by going into business with george

but he does it on his terms, on a temporary basis, because neither of them know if it’s going to work out long term

but it suits and he genuinely loves his job and grows close with george and they decide to make it a permanent arrangement

and ron can provide for himself and for his family, if need be, which is incredibly important to him

basically ron being self sufficient and outgrowing his insecurities and coming into his own