A/N: So I collabed with @daveeddiggsit for this one and it ended up way cuter than we expected?? lol hope you enjoy!! (also there are several criminal minds references bc i’m like that)
You pushed your glasses back up the bridge of your nose as you continued typing away at your final thesis paper of the semester. Hair up in a bun, and some ratty university sweatpants on, you were looking a little worse for wear. But that was normal during finals week, right?
The library you had been holed up in for the past five hours was dead silent, allowing you to completely focus on your paper. Your eyes were glued to your laptop screen when you heard the sound of a chair scraping backwards but you were too in the zone to look up. As long as they didn’t disrupt your concentration, you’d be good.
“You ever think that the reason you’re wearing glasses is because you’ve been staring at that screen pretty closely for about two hours straight?” You heard a curious, deep voice interrupt your thoughts.
“You ever think about how the library is a quiet place for people to work,” you retorted without looking away from your screen.
“If you really want a quiet place to work, we could head back to my place and work on some other things too, if you know what I mean.” You could practically hear the smirk grow on his face.
“That sounds like one of the first lines in a Criminal Minds episode. Hard pass.”
“You like Criminal Minds? How about you let me profile you.”
You finally glanced over and you could see that there definitely was a smirk on the very attractive man’s face. His hair was wildly curly, yet somehow tamable to an extent, facial hair adorned his defined jawline, and his amused brown eyes stared into your slightly-narrowed ones.
If you weren’t supposed to email this paper to your professor in six hours, you probably would’ve taken him up on his advances, but what was more attractive than Smirky Guy was an A on your paper. Which you then turned back to.
“Are you seriously just going to keep ignoring me?” He asked.
“I’m just going to keep flirting with you until you talk to me.”
“You call saying random pick up lines to a girl whose name you don’t know and receiving little to no response flirting?”
“Yup.” He said, mocking you.
You rolled your eyes and continued to type your paper.
“Aww, come on, four eyes, take a break and talk to me. It won’t hurt anyone.”
You completely turned to him. “‘Four eyes,’ really?” You raised an eyebrow at him. “What are you, five?”
“Hey, ‘four eyes’ isn’t a bad thing. You look cute in glasses.” He grinned at you and even added a wink this time.
“I’ll make it quick—” you breathed out as you broke the kiss, supporting your weight on Sehun’s shoulders, “Unconventional sex, no feelings, no obligations. Are you in or not?” you shoot the question quickly, gazing into his lecherously dark eyes.
“Babe, you could put all sorts of conditions. Right now I need you to take off your clothes and that quickly,” he spoke in between his panting, running his hands up your back, over to your neck to pull you down for another kiss.
The Annie Awards are happening tonight, and almost all of my favorite cartoons - including my absolute favorite - have been nominated for big awards! In order to celebrate, I drew all of my favorite Disney XD characters hanging out together during the red carpet pre-show! ^-^
Oh my gosh, was it fun to design outfits for everyone! I gave Mabel very special accessories - since she loves to make her own outfits, and the Annies is a celebration of animated films and the like, she got creative and made herself a film-strip hairbow and film-reel earrings! I gave Dipper an alien-head lapel pin as well; I couldn’t resist…xD
Also, this is my first time drawing Wander and Sylvia, and it’s one of the few times I’ve ever drawn Star and Marco (I haven’t gotten around to uploading the rest of my SVTFOE fanart yet…lol), so I certainly hope I did them justice. ^^;
To Alex Hirsch and the ever-lovely Gravi-Team Falls - thank you so much, yet again, for creating a show as beautiful, thought-provoking, suspenseful, and heartwarming as Gravity Falls. It’s sad to see that this is the last year you’ll be eligible for the Annies, since the show’s been over for nearly a year, but you guys crafted the greatest and most satisfying series finale I have ever seen, and you MORE than deserve the nominations you earned this year, ESPECIALLY the ‘best writing’ nomination. Here’s to hoping you get at least one more Annie tonight! I’ll be rooting for you, and I’m sure plenty of other Fallers will be, too!
To Craig McCracken and the wonderful Wander Over Yonder crew - congratulations on all your nominations! It’s SO GREAT to see you up for Best Animated Series/Special for Children for the second year in a row! I’m so sorry that WOY was cancelled before you had the chance to finish telling your story; you guys deserve so much better. But what you did have time to give to the world was simply wonderful, and at least ASIFA recognizes your hard work! Wishing you all the best of luck tonight!
To Daron Nefcy and the amazing crew of Star vs. the Forces of Evil - my goodness, but you guys have been KILLING it! SVTFOE has turned out to be five times more intense and fun to watch than I originally thought it was after seeing the pilot two years ago! I can’t WAIT until the 'Star Bomb’ begins on Monday!
I’ll be posting this on Twitter as well, so hopefully, Alex, Craig, and Daron will see this! I hope everyone enjoys this! Now let’s (virtually, in most cases…xD) go to the Annies! :D
I know this has probably been written before and better but it was stuck in my head and I just had to. What happens after Sheldon asks Amy to go to comic-con.
Amy feels Sheldon walk behind her and place his hands on her waist. His large hands fit perfectly in the hollows at her made by her hips. A thrill goes up her spine, She takes a big breath to control her breathing. Amy can’t let him know how easily he turns her on. How close he is to getting his way.
“Hey sexy lady.” he greets her amping up the platitudes from yesterday’s pretty girlfriend. Amy turns around to face him. He has a lazy smirk on his face. He knows what he is doing to her.
“I’m still not going.” Amy tells him crossing her hands over her chest to hide the signs of her arousal. Even though Sheldon has probably no doubt noticed. Sheldon noticed everything.
“Can’t a man just compliment his extremely arousing girlfriend?” he asks feigning innocence.
“He can but we both know you have ulterior motives.” Amy tells him and he pretends to look wounded. It would be so easy just to give in to him. Amy knows that is not what he needs though after his mother and Leonard who had an easier to just give in philosophy with him. Amy knows she has to show that she has a back bone.
“I think what I’m about to show you will change your mind.”
“If it’s your long list again we both know how I was left wanting yesterday.” she teases him biting her lip. He knew what he was saying yesterday, what he was insinuating with his list. It had shocked her and at the same time it thrilled her.
“My long list didn’t leave you wanting. I remember you being quite impressed.” Amy gulps not sure if he is talking purely about the comic con panelists any more.
“I’ve seen longer lists.” Amy shrugs trying to regain the higher ground.
“Really?” he says raising his eyebrows. “I guarantee that what I’m about to show you in the bedroom. You’ve never seen before.”
“I’m listening.” Amy says tapping her foot.
“Come on then.” he says grabbing her hand and dragging her to the bedroom. Her heart is thudding in her chest as he pulls her inside and shuts the door. This could be the end of the once a year rule.
“Well?” Amy asks remaining cool. Sheldon just smirks.
“Cover your eyes.” he says his voice low and husky. Amy sighs annoyed but does as she is told. She hears him move to the closet and open the door. Then she hears rustling. “Okay open them.” he says.
“Sheldon!” Amy says exasperated looking at the authentic Dumbledore and Mcgonagall costumes he is holding out. “Isn’t this a little presumptuous?”
“A little perhaps, however I thought once you saw how amazing we’ll look you’re mind would be changed.”
“I’m not changing my mind.” Amy says firmly.
“Amy aren’t you being a little stubborn?” he says annoyed.
“Me being stubborn? Isn’t that the pot calling the kettle stubborn!” Amy says throwing her hands up and moving to leave the bedroom. However Sheldon blocks her from exiting.
“Tell em one good reason you won’t go.” he demands.
“I already drove you five hours to an antique train museum and you’ve used up your favors. I have never held any interest in comic books or superheroes. The only reason you even want me to go is because everyone else canceled on you.” Amy says exasperated.
‘“I just said give me one reason, but alright.”
“Better yet Sheldon just give me one reason to go that’s not because you need a ride, or you don’t want to go with Stuart. Or you know I watch Once Upon a Time so I might enjoy that panel that you won’t even go to.”
“Just one reason?” he asks solemnly.
“I’ll accept more than.” Amy says.
“How about I love you? That I was worried about being away from you for five days because I would miss you so much. How I can’t sleep without you next to me anymore. That the guys canceling was less the reason I asked you and more the perfect excuse to ask you to come.”
“You wanted me to go before they canceled?” Amy asks touched.
“I put the bug in Penny’s ear about going to comic con. I was hoping you would follow suit. Only Leonard had to be a huge brat about it.”
“You know Sheldon you could have just told me all this.”
“I’ve never been the best at expressing me feelings into words.”
“I don’t know if its a wise idea for us to go as wizards. You know I have a hard time keeping my hands off you when you’re in robes.” Amy tells him and he leans into her pressing his lips against her ear whispering softly.
“Does that mean you’ll go?” he asks and she nods in ascension. “Amy you have just made me so happy.” he says moving his mouth to hers and kissing her deeply. Amy pulls away and pushes against his chest.
“I have a few rules though.”
“Alright.” he says leading her to the bed. “Go ahead.”
“No abandoning me I’m not wandering around a convention hall asking every tall Dumbledore if he’s Sheldon.”
“You have to pull your weight and help me drive to San Diego. I know you have your driver license and it would make me feel important if you drove me once in awhile.”
“I can do that.” he says. “Anything else?” he asks looking at her with hooded eyes. Amy’s only response is just to kiss him again on his mouth. Which he returns and pulls her downwards on the bed wrapping his arms around her. They kiss for awhile and when it starts to get heated Amy pulls away before Sheldon can.
“Just know that if you are in those periwinkle robes I can’te be trusted around you.” she teases him running a finger down his chest. “I might break the public displays of affection clause in our relationship agreement.”
“I hope you do. I”ll have to beat the men off with a stick when they see you in your outfit. I’ll have to put my claim on you somehow.”
“I’m all yours, always.” Amy tells him kissing him again.
“Always.” Sheldon agrees rolling her on top on him.
(A/N): Announcement, but not really, this is the first chapter of the new series I‘ve been desiderating. I personally think that this song is so overrated, that it‘s underrated. Feel free to let me know which songs you‘d like me to use, enjoy x
“I need a break“ Tyler snaps all of sudden and storms out of the room.
You all have been stuck inside the studio, working on the new album for the whole day, with the only thing keeping you awake being caffein beverages. Everyone is intensely worn out, since all the energy has been drained out of your bodies. That‘s fairly noticeable by your bloodshot eyes defined with heavy black creases, longing for a good sleep.
You immediately shoot Josh a concerning look the second after Tyler left the room to receive a simple shrug in response. The brown haired guy is for sure terribly exhausted, but so is everyone else. Meaning that could not be an explanation for his questioning outburst. Out of curiosity and confusion, you stand up from your seat and decide to go look for him. First, you had no clue where he could‘ve gone, but fortunately an idea popped into your mind. In less than five minutes after, you find him leaning with his elbows on the railing of the rooftop, he seems to be burying his head in both of his hands. Slowly, you make your way towards the guy.
Guys here are some general tips I have accumulated over my terrible times.
Help you fall asleep better:
Blue light filters on devices
Flux for computers, twilight for mobile phones. (both are free, both take some getting used to but will make a difference)
Burn lavender candles/use lavender scented products - calms you down!
Nightly routine + calming tea/drink. (Chamomile/lavender, or something else without sugar that calms you)
Help you sleep better:
Sleep tracking app (monitors your movements, can give you insight on your sleep schedule, etc)
If you use android I suggest ‘Sleep as Android’ - I pay for the premium, definitely worth it for me!
Overactive brain at night? Sleep playlist of calming music/playlist of nature sounds to focus on.
Bonus if you have a playlist w/music and you still can’t stay still, make it a game of if you can stay still through a whole song
Throw a towel/t-shirt over any blinking electronic lights like your laptop/phone
Wake up better:
The first time that alarm goes off should be the last time, seriously, don’t you dare go back to bed
Bonus, if you get a sleep tracking app, alarms that will wake you up when your sleep cycle is the lightest, it’s less jarring.
Lay out your clothes the night before, even if you’re just wearing sweatpants
Try getting up earlier, even if it’s just by a few minutes it will make mornings less rushed
Listen to music whenever possible, and focus on that
If you’re learning a new language, try to think in that language, it slows down your thought process.
If you can’t stop thinking about something negative, think of memes instead. (thinking about your grade on your final essay? What about the dog/pants meme?)
Have a planner/specific little notebook where you write down your hw.
Specific part of your binder/or a folder where you put your current homework assignments
Keep returned tests in another specific part of binder/folder until the end of the quarter
This is provided you actually do your homework. Seriously it will change your grades so much if you just do your hw you do not know.
Note take better: (not a studyblr but tbh they intimidate me because they’re so neat wth)
Taking notes on graphing paper makes them 10x prettier don’t ask me how
Try and color code notes with different colors of pen/highlighter.
It can either be per class, or categories, like green for vocab, orange for definitions, etc. Associating a certain color with a class can be really helpful on a quiz, and if you do it by category instead your notes will be much easier to decode.
Try sectioning off your notes. For example, once you finish writing down vocabulary, then box it in. It saves space and again makes notes super pretty as long as you use a straight edge (I use the side of my phone).
Drink water and bring a water bottle with you everywhere
Seriously do it ffs guys it will make you feel so much better
When you see yourself in the mirror and you’re alone tell yourself you look pretty, make an ugly face, and then tell yourself you’re pretty again and wink 10/10 times boosts your confidence
Chocolate is usually the answer to all of life’s problems
If you are really not feeling a class/having a really tough day you can ask to go to the nurse’s office.
Only use this sparingly as you will actually have to go to the nurses and it will look suspicious if you’re in there too much, like only if a class is seriously overloading you or you just cannot take it the nurse’s is a nice soft quiet haven
Swearing is generally theraputic, but research how to do it in a language not common at your school
If your school mainly speaks like Italian for example, try swearing in Russian, French, maybe Swahili. Whatever floats your boat. Nobody will know what you’re saying and you can comfortably tell somebody to fuck off or get your annoyance out w/being reprimanded
If you have a doctor’s appointment write all of your symptoms down/questions because you will forget them 10/10 times
If you have to take your meds at a certain time every day set an alarm ten minutes before, five minutes before, and for when you actually have to so you are prepared af and do not miss it
Brush your teeth and floss, getting a root canal/fillings sucks ass guys
Wait 15 minutes after eating food to brush your teeth it saves your enamel.
On that note, if you have a sugary drink/food it is (1) much better to drink it quickly than slowly or don’t snack on it slowly and (2) drink water right afterwards or soon afterwards.
Sugar has less time to stick around your mouth, essentially. The water will help wash it down. Ask your dentist guys I am 98% sure they will say I am right that it is better.
Aight, hope some of this helps, peace out guys xoxo
I know. Those of you who know me will be thinking, but Rex, we already knew this. Actually, anyone who follows me probably knows that. Am I right?
So in Simsrena land, Bernie and Serena are unfortunately still living as neighbours and they even swapped keys! There was lots of kissing at work after they gave each other the keys but I forgot to take pictures….
But the joys of our wonderful women having keys to each others places means that they can just waltz into each others homes. So me being me thought, lets just let them do as they please and see what happens…
Bernie being Bernie jumped straight on the treadmill.
Me: BORING!!!! (and also silently judging you for wasting precious groping Serena time on working out!)
Until…. I knew we could count on Serena!
Let’s face it. We’re all Serena in this photo. Am I right? I mean, who wouldn’t ogle Bernie in her work out gear?!
This is just example one of me being perv. There’s more to come.
Once again Serena is being the entire fandom if we ever saw Bernie sweating and panting…. example two of me being a perv…
Serena eventually had to leave for work and I decided to leave Bernie playing in a bubble bath and follow Serena around for a little while.
But before I move on, here’s a picture of Bernie playing in a bubble bath. I know. You’re welcome!
Do I need to point out that this was example number three? I mean, can you blame me? Bernie. Naked. Bath.
Yeah, I can feel you judging me and I’m judging you right back! You know you’d be doing the same thing!
So when Serena finished her shift, I thought wouldn’t it be fun if Bernie came over and watched Serena work out?
So I bought Serena a yoga mat and guys I have to say, she’s doing much better than I remember her doing!
Let’s just take a look at the last time we saw Serena doing yoga shall we?
Actually, I probably spoke too soon… OUCH!
But as we all know, our Serena is no quitter! She got back up and….
Wow! Guuurl you’re very flexible…
Well this gif doesn’t help… pervy moment example number four… or maybe the original dirty thoughts was number four and then further dirty thoughts after Serena’s little smirk was number five…?
Oh… then this happened…
Pervy moment number…
I’ve lost count…
Guys, it’s official… I’m a desperate perv…. fuck it!
This is what happens when you get deep into Yuri on Ice and still have a place in your heart for Destiel so here’s some ice skating + Destiel
“Oh my god. Look! Is that who I think it is?”
“Right over there! On the ice rink!”
Dean rubbed his hands together briskly as he half-listened to the conversation that was getting louder from directly behind him in line. He frowned at the hole he’d just noticed in one of his knitted gloves - but they were something he’d quickly picked up at the dollar store, so he couldn’t be too upset over cheap quality.
“I don’t know what you’re -”
“I swear to god, Anna. Use your eyes and tell me that’s not him.”
The skate rental line wasn’t as long as he’d been expecting, but Dean had already been standing in the cold air for five minutes with nothing to do for entertainment but eavesdrop. Trying not to show he’d been listening in, Dean casually looked over his shoulder until he had a good view of the people currently skating on the rink. There were a few families slowly dragging each other along the ice, plenty of couples holding hands and laughing, a few people racing around the rink, and one lone skater doing a very impressive spin in the center that eventually slowed to a stop.
“Oh, I think… I think you’re right…”
The voice that had previously seemed to doubt her friend apparently belonged to a redheaded woman that was almost directly behind him.
“Told you.” Dean saw the blonde woman smirk out of the corner of his eyes. “What the hell is Castiel Novak doing here?”
It seems that "diversity is slowly killing Marvel" if we go by a lot of people opinion's on that one David Gabriel's interview, any thought ?
That’s odd, because some of the conventional wisdom in writing circles is that if you have a character that readers really like, the thing to do is shitcan them for no reason, replace them with a much less experienced lady minority (also for no reason), immediately talk about how the lady minority is so much better than the old guy ever was, and have the characters directly insult anyone in the audience who doesn’t like the change as being a mouth-breathing basement-dwelling neckbeard.
It’s like Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan. Wouldn’t that have been a much better movie if, five minutes in, Admiral Kirk died and instead, his biracial illegitimate daughter who was a lesbian took over as captain of the Enterprise? And they gave Khan a bunch of dialogue about how he could have easily taken out James T. Kirk, but the new twelve-year-old girl Kirk is too much for him? And then Spock was like “Logic suggests that anyone who doesn’t agree with that assessment is a total farthole”?
I got tagged in the SILF challenge by my trashcan @something-wicked-sims! So, to make this Lila-rated, in this post it will stand for ‘Sim I’ll Love Forever’ 😊 I AM A BABBER, OKAY. But if I tag you please look at this post for the actual rules!
There’s surely a sim out there you love… well, it’s time to tell it to everyone. Don’t be shy!
RULES: Choose a sim made by an another simblr you’d love forever if he/she was real… and then tag 5 simblrs.
*If you can find a picture of your SILF, it’s better but not mandatory.
It was pretty hard to choose between Jade’s Roen and Ryou, but in the end if they were real people Ryou would pretty much be my type of guy (that I wouldn’t be able to get LOL rip me). He’s just so pretty 😍 And he looks a lot like what I want my Gen 4 main male character to be, so ahhhh ❤️
I don’t usually write reviews and you’ll soon see why but I do have a lot of thoughts on this so I feel like sharing
I’ve always been interested in this game, so I was stoked when I knew it would get a release in english. The concept is interesting and refreshing compared to what we’re used to from Voltage. On your quest to find true love there’s only one thing standing in your way: or rather nine. Ten potential men are after you, but only one of them is not a Liar
The gameplay is similar to the Ace Attorney series, with a bit of Danganronpa mixed into it (minus all the murder and death lol). Basically each Chapter is set up into a part where you investigate and get to know the Characters. Afterwards you’ll have to pick one of the guys and successfully accuse them
Here’s a little spoiler free overview for those that don’t want to read my ramblings
The game starts out very strong, but becomes a little lackluster after Liar 5
It’s visually pleasing. However the Main Story has not a single CG, the Lovers Routes have 4 if you include the Epilogue
If you want to get S-Rank you have to spend money on Tickets and Love Points (tbh I think S-Rank isn’t worth it, go for minimum)
MC is kickass, a bit much sometimes but refreshing considering what we usually get
Characters are overall interesting, with some stereotypes mixed in
I would recommend this game, but keep your coins close and your money even closer
From here on out I’ll go more into detail concerning the story (aka spoilers) but I won’t reveal the Liars names, only the Lies and my thoughts on them. If you want to know the Liars you can check out my
It’s kind of lame how Prometheus tells Oliver that he can’t be beaten because they had the same teacher. Like, no, they had ONE teacher in common. Oliver has multiple teachers. Over ten years worth of people teaching him. Starting with Yoa Fe (sorry, I spell) and ending with Talia Al Guhl for his five years “lost at sea,” and basically every person who Oliver came into contact with when he got back showed him how to become who he is today (especially the big bads). I don’t buy that they’re so evenly matched. Oliver has a much greater head start on honing the ability to kick some ass. And, I don’t even know why this needs to be mentioned, Oliver killed Ras Al Guhl. The man who taught Prometheus’ teacher, Oliver killed him. Oliver was better than the guy who taught your teacher everything they know. Go shake in your boots now.
Annabeth smoothed down the front of her striped dress, analysing herself in the dusty mirror in the back of the shop. It was too late to change now, as she’d agreed for Percy to pick her up from here and not her apartment, but she couldn’t help fretting over the details of her outfit.
She couldn’t help remembering that Percy was a famous rockstar and she was the owner of a small and insignificant flower shop. Couldn’t help remembering that he had toured the world and she had never gone outside of Long Island.
The bell out front chimed and Annabeth stole one last critical look in the warped mirror, sighing, before ducking out of the back room. Percy was gently closing the front door when she emerged. He looked far tidier than the last time she had seen him, three days ago in this very shop. He wore a white shirt (sleeves stuffed up over his elbows) with a stick slim cobalt tie (fastened in a way which looked both hasty and careless at once), skinny black jeans (holes leaving his scarred knees on show) and converses (blue laces on the left, pink on the right).
He looked hot.
“Hi,” she said, breathier than she would have liked.
Boldly Go #1 came out today, and I’m a bit floored. I honestly wasn’t expecting to see Jaylah for a few issues. So, naturally, I am just enthused about this. Granted, it’s only one page and Jaylah’s only in one panel, but it’s honestly just a lot more than I was expecting.
My expectations were more like—Jaylah goes to the Academy on Earth and Scotty stays with the crew, wherever they wind up. I thought, at best, we’d get long-distance video chats of sorts between Jaylah and the crew (or Scotty) and that she really wouldn’t make it on board until issue five. But instead, we got this, and it is so much better than everything I expected and it’s actually everything I did not expect at all.
I mean, Scotty’s a guy who can only be dragged out of the Enterprise just short of kicking and screaming. The guy loves his ship. Said ship is undergoing massive reconstruction and I would’ve expected Scotty to stay on Yorktown where it was being rebuilt. Probably be an obnoxious backseat driver to everyone rebuilding that ship.
But instead, he goes to Earth. With Jaylah. Takes part in the Academy, and not just coming in as a one-off guest speaker, but as a teacher of Starship Safety Protocols. As a teacher of a class Jaylah’s taking. Like, it’s almost as if he’s decided to stick as close to Jaylah as possible or something.
So, no doubt, after reading this issue and adoring it for it’s pacing, writing, and overarching story setup (Borg, Borg, Borg!) all I can do is grin like an idiot at how happy it makes me to see Scotty’s on Earth with Jaylah. I want to know more about that situation. Like, are they inseparable still, even outside of the classroom? Is Jaylah shacking up with Scotty (and I mean this completely non-romantically, because I’d slay to see them in an awkward, sexual-tension-infused “platonic” roommate situation) or is she staying in the dorms? Do the other students see her as the “Teacher’s Pet” or…? Will we get to see Scotty showing Jaylah around Earth or San Francisco? How long are we going to have just Scotty and Jaylah on their own Earth holiday before they join back up with the crew? Are they supposed to be low-key parallel to Spock and Uhura’s sabbatical on New Vulcan?
Then, can I just gush for a minute about Scotty at the Academy, teaching? Scotty, who, initially had his application for the Academy rejected because he was “too smart for his own good?” (Ongoing #19) Like… Scotty, who wound up not getting into the Academy until about his mid-twenties (versus late teens) because he was rejected and spent a few years working freighters and came back as a much older student? That Scotty, back, when he could be taking part in the Enterprise’s reconstruction, to be close to Jaylah?
Please don’t take this too seriously this is just me fucking around with @jeongcoups1996
So we all know Joshua is an LA kid and we all make fun of him for that. But what a lot of people don’t know is that LA has like 40 different areas within itself and each area is different. Like if you’re from east LA like me, you’re like the the type of person who doesn’t question why every family has got five different cars (in which four look like were stolen from some car pound) and you are calling everyone your cousins when you aren’t related at all, and you have not changed your King Taco/Guisados order since it opened. But since someone kindly informed me that Joshua is from downtown, this changes the whole game guys.
Downtown people are those who are making way too much money so they waste it on expensive flats/apartments, wearing skinny jeans that are way too tight for them with a baggy shirt overhead that looks faded and old because #hipster and #vintage goals you know? So this is Joshua, walking into high school. Tight faded jeans, rolled around the ankles, red and baggy ass t-shirt with a guitar attached to his back and he’s probably the guy that’s like “and here’s wonderwall” in the middle of grand park by the fountain. But because he’s from downtown he knows better than to be playing in grand park past five, cause downtown people have street smarts but downtown la is different from every other downtown. Cause they have street smarts but won’t know what do with it. Someone can be coming at them with a bat and they’ll try to kindly move across the street. They just know what places to avoid but won’t ever pop someone.
And then you got the fact that Joshua is a church boy, living in la, which is an oxymoron in itself. Church boy equals gentleman, Oh no not in LA. Church boy’s here are cocky annoying motherfuckers who play the sweet gentleman card to the advantage. But oh my sweet Jisoo would never do that. But get this guys. Joshua is a capricorn. And capricorn guys are determined and practical. They play the safe card to reap the best reward and for them that’s fame and prestige. The game is about perseverance so they choose the personality that is going to get the most rewards. So Joshua locks down this cocky persona down and picks up the gentleman card to get to his goals, but his brain is always working over time (also a trait of all la people, we all tend to be a little two-faced) so he will appear a little quiet in public but once comfortable he’s so annoying and cocky. That’s where you get those way too easy cocky smirks from the Boom Boom performances and that “clueless” look he likes to give. Why else do you think he was voted most annoying guys!
If Joshua was this gentleman guy do you think he would be bff’s with Jeonghan. Hell no, Jeonghan knew what type of boy Joshua was the minute he walked into Pledis.