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Taako can’t with the idea that people actually like him and want to spend time with him and here come the two most adorkable sweetheart nerds, getting all up in his life and ruining his blasé and his blouse and I can’t
In which Kars finds the small joys of life, people bond over emotions and horses, and shit works out pretty okay all things considered.
Bonus, in case the Caesar implication is too dark:
Everyone is happy.
I considered doing something serious for this but in the end I had to give in and go the ridiculous route as always. I can’t believe JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure of all things gave me the opportunity to make a fucking Gstaad joke, you don’t know how long I have been waiting for this chance.